March 28, 2025 • 37 mins
Maybe there's a better way to use the CBP One app. What does an Iran regime change look like? Is it worth it for Trump to even try? A billion dollars in fraud and we don’t have any names on who’s responsible? How federal government corruption works. American officials need to go to prison.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Friday, and that's doctor Jesse Friday. And I'll
get back to the questions. I want to touch on
this government corruption first, just briefly here, and then we'll
get back to the questions. But as promised, I just
(00:34):
want to put a little bow on what we were
discussing at the end of last hour, Brandon Wiker joined us.
I know you remember talking about how he believes war
with Iron is imminent. He believes Israel is going to
start running missions next week. Brandon believes we are going
to join them because of our build up over there.
Israel bombs the North, we bomb the South, potential regime change,
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all these things. Okay, So I'm not going to touch
on anything else that we just touched on with missiles
and what's going on over there, but I am. I
am going to talk talk about this because Brandon brought
it up, and it's something worth thinking about, especially if
you're a member of the Trump administration. Now, every single
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part of a voting coalition, this is just a human
nature thing. I do it too. Every part of a
voting coalition believes they are the most important part of
the coalition. Oftentimes they believe they're the only part of
the coalition that matters. For instance, since we're about to
talk about Trump and in his administration, Trump, there were many, many, many,
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many many different reasons different people voted for Donald Trump.
I'll tell you this, I've spoken a million times to people,
oftentimes women, mothers, very very concerned about what's in our food,
very concerned about American food and all the poison that's
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in it, and that whole RFK Junior, make America healthy again,
Let's make our food healthier, was a driving factor to
get them to the pools. I'll tell you right now,
my wife now doesn't She's not a Trump lover or
Trump hater. She'd not really like that. She is, however,
a health freak and the things that are in our
food concern her a great deal. When Trump started speaking
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like that and having OURFK up there, you can put
a mega hat on my wife. I'll tell you what.
She would have crawled over a mile of broken glass
to go vote for Donald Trump for that reason. Me
it's not that I don't think that that's important I'm
not dismissing it, but that's not at all why I
voted for Donald Trump. I didn't even consider that. I
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you know what I voted for Obviously, I like a
lot of things. Maybe maybe immigration was your top thing,
deportation was your top thing. That was a big thing
for me too, but it wasn't my number one. Maybe
inflation is a big thing for you, it's a big
thing for me. Maybe you're barely making ends meet. Totally
get it, totally fine if you voted that way, wasn't
my number one. I voted for Donald Trump for a
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lot of reasons. My main reason was I thought it
gave me. It gave us as a country the best
opportunity to see government people go to prison, and I
believe that's what it takes to save the country. That's why. Okay,
you get it every part of every voting coalition. You
could do it with Democrats too. There's a bunch of
different parts of the coalition, and all different parts of
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the coalition believe they are the most important part of
the coalition. If they get warped enough, they'll eventually believe
they're the only part of the coalition. Now, everybody voted
for Trump because of ingredients in the food. That's not true.
So I'm not going to speak for everybody who voted
for Trump and why, nor am I qualified to do so.
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But I will say this, Hey, Chris, how many votes
said Trump get sixty seventy million something like that. It
doesn't matter. We'll call it seventy million. I should probably
know that number, but we'll call it seventy million whatever.
Of the seventy some million. Whoever knows what that number is.
Of the millions of people who voted for Donald Trump,
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I would be willing to bet there are less than
a hundred who voted for Donald Trump because they wanted
regime change in Iran. It's true, it just is now.
I don't think Americans are Iranian fans. I most definitely
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am not. It's a terrors sponsoring, wretched regime, always threatening people,
just doing terrible things. I get it. I have a
special hatred for Iran because it was Iran who trained
all those insurgents in Iraq, all those IEDs, what most
of them were Iranian IEDs. So American troops died and
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lost their legs because of Iran. I don't need any
help to hate Iran. I hate Iran too, but that
is not why Trump was put into office. It's not.
And we're just talking politically here. Politically, if the American
people happened, If Brandon Rekert is right, and the American
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people wake up next week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and we
find out we're dropping bombs all over Iran and going
kicking off another little Middle East adventure, you're not going
to see Boose and Donald Trump's full numbers. You're not.
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I don't care what the reasons were given are even Look,
they may be legitimate. You may have Trump standing up there,
and I'm sure he probably will and tell you we
had to do this for this this, and that's not
what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about the reasons.
I'm not talking about the excuses. The American people are
not going to care. And that's the best case scenario.
The worst case scenario is this. You hear what Brandon
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Wiker just brought up. Russia a very capable country militarily.
Russia's been delivering really quality anti air missiles. What happens now?
Brandon Wiker took it really far and he said he
could see an American aircraft carrier going down. Let's treat that.
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Let's just set that aside, because that alone, I mean,
Trump might get impeached if that happens. Let's set that aside.
What if it's just one plane, one American fighter, American
bomber gets blown out of the sky over Iran, and
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I'm not talking about the plane. I'm talking the pilot,
maybe copilot, depending on the aircraft, is dead and or
this may even be worse, has to set down, parachute
down over Iran, taken prisoner. The American people wake up
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one day to see in it, because you know what
the Iran would do with that guy. They would probably
beat the crap out of him and then drag him
on stage in front of the whole world and say
this is you know what they say, this is one
of the American terrorists who worried about But how's that
going to land in America? This is if it is
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going this way. And the part of the reason I
wanted Brandon Wiker to come on is because I've heard
this from more than one person who would know. Really
really sharp people are telling me the same thing. If
it is going this direction, I'm really not I'm not criticized.
It's not what I want at all. Maybe people have
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different views on foreign policy. I don't want it. I
think this is a huge mistake. But whatever I think,
whatever anyone thinks, does it matter politically? This is a
Trump administration walking into a nightmare. A nightmare. And look,
even if even if you say, well, it's for Israel,
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Israel has an opportunity. Look, the American people don't have
any appetite for that either. You think that's going to
be a selling point for the American people, Well Israel
wanted it. That ain't selling to anybody, not anymore. The
American people are done with foreign adventures. They are done
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with them, no matter the cause, no matter how much
we hate the enemy, you hate them, no matter how
much we may like our friend. This ally, that ally
the American people as a whole, as we watch our
prices go up, as we watch our own own country
turn into what it's turning into, they don't want to
hear why it's critically important for them to go support
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a war somewhere else in American politicians on both sides
of the Aisle just got done trying this with Ukraine,
and it failed so massively that the Trump administration actually
ran for office in one of their central campaign promises
was We're gonna end this Ukraine madness. Why was the
Trump administration so confident in campaigning on that, because that's
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what the American people want. They don't want to hear
it anymore. They're not going to be impressed by what
we have to do it because this country needs it.
Even if it's Israel, American people are gonna be all,
don't care, my prices are high? Why are we there?
And this is before somebody dies. Now, I don't know
what's gonna come. I don't know if it's gonna come
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next week. Maybe Brandon's wrong, Maybe they'll back off, Maybe
cooler heads will prevail. I don't know. But like so
many things, when it comes to foreign policy, once you
start getting involved, you're on dangerous ground. Like a divorce.
Ever had a friend a family member start to get
a divorce. I'm leaving him, I'm leaving her. Okay, it's tough.
(10:14):
It's bad enough on its own. You ever get involved
in one. Do you ever decide you're going to start
helping out, giving him advice, giving her some advice. How'd
that work out for you? You start sticking your nose and
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We can make jokes. It's fine, we get that right.
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday. Of course, it's an ass doctor Jesse
Friday and I will get to those in a minute. Member,
you can email the show Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
Just I want to just play a couple things for
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you here that are amazing. But it goes it goes
to what we've talked about many times and kind of
along the lines of what we're talking about tonight. We
like to imagine it's for our own good, you know,
for our own sanity. We like to imagine that things
aren't that bad. It's human nature. Things aren't that bad.
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All humans and all walks of life do this even
when things are really really really bad. Hey, we don't
have to rip up and rebuild everything. Hey, it's not
time to push the panic button. We don't need to
get in the lifeboats right away. It's not that bad, right,
And we don't do that because we're stupid. We do
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that because we're human and because when situations get really,
really really bad it can be painful to acknowledge that
it's really really really bad. It's easy, so much easier
on us, we think, to ignore it. Here's a good
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example of this. Grief. Have you ever grieved over something?
Dog died, mom, dad, wife, kid? I mean, God forbid,
but everybody loses people. Eventually, what do we do when
we grieve? Sometimes, but it's an adult thing to do.
You drink, very very adult thing to do. Drink and
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why why do you do that? Hey, I'm not pointing
any fingers at you. My dad died. There was a
few weeks there. I just drank like an idiot. Fish.
Don't do that anymore. But why well you forget you drink,
numb it, forget about it. That's why we want to
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escape reality, because reality hurts. This needs more than tweaking
a little here, a little there. Listen to this from
Elon Musk and tell me this isn't one of the
more jaw dropping things you've ever heard. For you, what's
the most astonishing thing you've found out in this process?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
The sheer amount of waste importing the government, It is astonishing,
it's mind blowing. Just we routinely encounter wastes of a
billion dollars or more casually. You know, for example, like
the simple survey that was literally ten questions survey that
you could do with survey monkey questioned about.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Was the government was being charged almost a billion.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Dollars for that for just a survey?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
A billion dollars for a simple online survey do you
like the National Park?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And then there pays to me no.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Feedback loop for what will be done with that survey,
So the survey we're just going to nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The federal government did a survey without any intention of
using it, a survey that could be professional done for
ten thousand dollars, and instead they took a billion dollars
a billion of our money and they spend it on that.
That's not waste. That's criminality. That's criminality, and in any
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other organization on earth, that would immediately anything like that
would immediately prompt a criminal investigation. If there is an audit.
If there's an audit done, and let's say you have
a ten million dollar a year company and they can't
account for fifteen thousand dollars, Okay, somebody missed a payment
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on some and something. They said, let's do an audit,
let's figure out what's wrong. Let's figure out what's what.
If you have a ten million dollar company and at
the end of the year you can't account for a
million dollars, your first phone call is probably to the
police or some sort of a professional auditor because somebody
committed a crime. The federal government. They did a ten
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thousand dollars project and it charged. They charged us, you
and me a billion dollars. Listen to this from RFK Junior.
Listen to what he found.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
The agency ORG charge when I arrived was incomprehensible. It
was no chain of command. Were people operating in all
these different silos and victoms, and they were so territorial
and so self serving that they were selling patient information
to each other. So I tried to get to see
him as patient information which belongs to the American people
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and belongs to AHHS, and the sub agencies said we
have to buy it from them, and it doesn't make
any sense. There are subagencies that refuse to give us
patient data. This is depersonalized data. We need to make
American healthy again. So what Elon is doing is he's
using a.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Did you hear what he justad he's the head of AHHS.
There are agencies that are refusing to give him information.
They're handing your data out to each other. Listen to
Brook Rawlins, Secretary of Agriculture. The United States government is
a criminal organized heation.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Even at the US Department of Agriculture, we've canceled three
hundred thousand dollars contract educating on food justice for queer
and transgender farmers in San Francisco. A similar contract we
canceled in New York, again educating transgender and queer farmers
on food justice and food equality. I'm not even sure
what that means.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But let me explain what that means, Brooke. And I
know she knows this. I'm not insulting Brook. Let me
explain exactly what that means. A scumbag in the Department
of Agriculture worked with a scumbag in the Biden administration
to figure out a way to steal a bunch of
your money and hand it to some queer group in
New York or San Francisco or wherever who's probably a cousin,
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a sister, a brother in law. So they stole your
money handed it out to make Cow's gay. And this
is theft. It's not waste, it's theft, and someone has
to go to prison for theft. Bottom line has to happen.
Let's move on, get to some emails. Next the Jesse
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Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
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I keep letting you know that I'm gonna let you know,
but I have the rough draft of the final chapter
(18:44):
of the Anti Communist Manifesto. It's the last one I'm
going to do. The rough draft is done. I got
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going to find a way to get it to you
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I would guess it's gonna be by email, website, emails,
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(19:05):
have bought the book, so don't worry about that. I'm
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bear with me. Let me finish it and work out
how to get it to you. I will get it
to you, all right. Before I get to the questions,
we'll talk about green salsa here in a moment, Chris
just asked, where does the money go? Well, this is
the problem is the numbers get so big and there's
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so much of it. You know, there's so much of it.
There's a billion dollars for a survey. There's three hundred
thousand dollars for gay cattle. There's so much of it
that we get overwhelmed. And then what happens is we
kind of throw our hands up and say it's just
too much. And it's very human, human thing to do.
You're overwhelmed, it's too much. But I have the benefit
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of being married to an auditor. Ob is one of
these detail nerds. And remember I told you when I
was out of work for a long time, and then
I got out of work again when I quit selling RBS.
This is about six years ago. I quit because I
wanted to try to make a media career work. What
a dumb idea, right, It just happened to work out.
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But we were running out of money. We're broke. So
she goes back to work as an auditor. It's what
she does. She's an auditor. It's fascinating. Look, that's not
my area. Details are not what I do. I'm really
bad at those. But that's very much her. But it's
fascinating listening to her talk about it. How things don't disappear.
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That's the truth. Do you know that things don't just disappear?
Not in this day and age where everything is computerized
and digitized and tracked, things don't disappear. These things they
end somewhere. And so I'm again just going to lay
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out very clearly how it works if you want to do,
if you want to work for the federal government, if
you want to be eligible for federal contracts. We'll say,
what I used to do for a living water or
sewer lined I want to do federal water sewer line projects.
I want to qualify for those big federal contracts. Will
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you have to go through an application process and eventually
get approved to bid on this project. Oh, they've got
a ten million dollars pipeline project. I want to bid
on that project. Well, I first have to get approved
as a federal contractor. Then once the federal government decides
they need that contract, they have to go through some
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sort of a system public bid or otherwise where they're
going to award that contract to either me or most
likely because they want to give the appearance of lack
of corruption, sometimes it's me and one other company or
something like that. Well, when it comes to things, well,
I'm going to play it again, Brook Rawlins. I'll stop
it here in a second, listen.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
To this, but even in the US Department of Agriculture,
we've cancel well, three hundred thousand dollars contract educating on
food justice for queer and transgender farmers in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Three hundred thousand dollars contract educating queer farmers in San Francisco. Now,
let me ask you this, and I haven't looked this up,
but you're well going to do some citizen journalism if
you'd like, how many how many groups out there are
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approved by the federal government to educate queer farmers in
San Francisco If you had to guess, I don't know
the answer, but I think we all know there aren't
one hundred groups like that. I think if we had
to guess, there probably aren't even ten, maybe not even five.
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In fact, there might just be one. That's a pretty
niche thing, wouldn't you say, educating queer farmers in San Francisco.
So the way government corruption works is Congressman Moron from
San Francisco goes to the next big budget, you know,
they always like to pass a big bill, and he
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makes sure there's a little well, there's a little there's
a little something in there for his district. He's gonna
get three hundred thousand dollars in there for his district.
Of course, it gets approved by Congress because none of
these scumbags read the bills. They just vote yes on things,
and soon there's three hundred thousand dollars available for something
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specific in his district. And oh, would you look at that.
It's time to hand out this three hundred thousand dollars
queer farmer contract. And oh, I guess hey, guys, there's
only one group that's qualifying to educate those queer farmers.
Oh it's not the same group that my wife works for.
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No way, anyway, thanks for the three hundred grand America
appreciate you very much. This is how it works. Federal
government corruption isn't exactly like local corruption. It's similar. They
look like they're related, but it's not the same. Local
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corruption oftentimes can work like that too, where you're giving
a contract to somebody who hands you money under the table.
But in the federal government, oftentimes this stuff is out
in the open. It's available for everyone to see. This
money can all be tracked. It didn't disappear, it didn't.
Politicians corrupt. Politicians corrupt bureaucrats. They love. They love the thinking,
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the idea that money can just disappear. Wow, where did
all that money go? Guess it disappeared? No, no, it
did not disappear. That money is in somebody's bank account,
somebody's eating it, driving it, living in it, flying in it.
That money very much. It didn't disappear, and that's our money.
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Now tell me again, Am I too harsh when I
say government people have to go to prison or America
can't be saved? Or do I have that right? Hey men,
you Whisper a Jesse, I know you're pretty sad the
last few days because your favorite breakfast taco place is
using powdered eggs. Well, I'm here to turn your frown
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upside down. You go to your favorite breakfast taco place
and ask to buy a court of their green salsa
verita only, which is your favorite. Then you go to
any taco joint that uses real scrambled eggs and combine
the whole things. I know the menu whisper would eventually
think of this. He said, thank you. When you're welcome.
Your name is Matt. One, Matt, you're a genius. Two
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you know why you're a genius because I've already done this. Listen, Chris,
I'm about to drop a name right here on the show.
Right there's a little Mexican restaurant. Actually, it's in the
same city where Jewish producer Chris to a Jew, went
to a Jewish college, a community college not as good
as mine was, but he went to a community college there.
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This little town is called Alvin, Texas. And this little
town called Alvin, Texas, there is this dumpy, little Mexican
joint called Juanitas. I am not exaggerating, and go look
it up. It is attached to a laundry mat. There
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are I think four or five parking spots for Juanitas.
It's so popular that everyone just parks right behind someone else,
and when you're ready to go, everyone just leaves and
they go back out their car and you park back in.
The place is full at all times. It's a bunch
of these adorable little Mexican ladies in there cranking out
the most delicious, freaking Mexican food you've ever had in
your life. The last time I was in, the ceilings
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were so low I practically had to crawl to the
cash register. It is so good it will make your
knees weak. And their green salsa. Of course, it's made
in house there green salsa. I honestly, I'm almost positive
that Jesus Christ himself came up with the recipe and
left it for Juanita. That's how good this green salsa is.
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The green sausa is so good that my father God
rest his soul. I love you, Dad. My dad had
it one time, and this is the most kelly thing
in the world. Then he went back to Montana, remember
that's where my folks lived. But he made a little
arrangement before he left. He got with Juanita to mail
him via the post office mason jars full of her
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green salsa whenever she created a new batch. Until the
day he died, my dad had Juanita's green salsa imported
to him in Montana. I know Chris is laughing because
it's the most kelly story in the world. Oh, I'm
all about combining. I'm all about combining. And when you
find a good sauce, you hang on to it, like
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Okay, so let's just
do this here before we get to the serious email
producer Corey had a rare, wonderful idea that I support.
(29:35):
You know how they created the Biden administration because there
are a bunch of soless demons. They created an app
so people can violate our sovereignty, all the illegals, and
the Trump administration is very sharply, very smartly changing the
app so now you can deport yourself with the same app. Well,
young men are having a difficult time finding a mate
(29:58):
here in the United States of America, a very very
difficult time. In fact, this young woman, this young communist,
decided to put this video out online, and I think
it probably brings home the struggles young men are having
in the country.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I'm a very.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Liberal woman, so I am obviously like very much. Everyone
knows that I'm a liberal woman. My brother's gay, all
my friends are gay. Also, like abortion rights, what a
shock female rights?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Eh?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
But anyways, so I would like always ask him, I'd
be like, what, like, what's what's your politics?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Like, what do you who do you? Where do you lean?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
And he was just like, well, like, socially I'm a liberal,
but economically I'm a Republican.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That okay.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Also, he's a twenty eight year old man. That's the
first red flag, because if there's a twenty eight year
old man and he's single, there's some reason that he's single.
I'm like, well, like, what makes you, you know, economically Republican?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, but we don't all have to suffer through that.
That's about as much of that as I can take
a couple things. First of all, gentlemen, you young men listening,
don't do that what that guy did. Well, I mean,
I'm economically conservative, but I'm socially liberal. I understand why
you do it. Gentlemen. I know how hot she is.
(31:12):
I know God created us to be attracted to women,
created women to be attracted to men, and especially when
you're a young man, they could be just so hot.
It's almost like you're drunk, and you can find yourself
willing to say anything to win over. Don't do that.
(31:34):
Don't give up who you are for a woman ever,
and ladies don't do it for a man ever. Don't
let that. Now, Look, you can make improvements on things
in your life. Okay, I'll pick up my socks because
she wants me to. Don't change who you are. But
setting that aside, Producer Corey had a brilliant idea. The
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Trump administration creates a new app. This app only for
the dimes, the foreigner dimes that are about to be deported.
Now I'm not saying I'm not saying we don't deport them.
I'm not saying that at all. What I am saying
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is if and only if they're hot enough, they have
to apply on the app. Maybe we have some sort
of a public grading system. I don't know what, Chris,
don't roll your eyes. I'm hashing this out on the air.
We have a public grading system or something like that.
Somebody I didn't come up with this said the app
should be called fire or Ice, which is hilarious. If
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she achieves only if she achieves the necessary rating and
finds an American man to marry her, then once she
presents a valid driver's license, she can stay. Look, I
haven't gained the whole thing out yet. I like where
we're going. What Chris, what Chris said? They can hide
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the crazy Chris. They're women. I know that. Okay, everybody
knows that. That's if God knew what he was doing.
Everything is balanced right now, how we talked about yesterday
how everything's uneven. God understood that he made women so
they would drive us in saying he knows that that's
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why he also made them hot, because that was the
way we would sign on for everything. Gosh, Chris. Anyway, Jesse,
I'm shocked at your position that the person who added Goldberg,
that would be Jeffrey Goldberg to the text should be fired.
That's what yesterday's Republican party would have done. We've finally
moved past that. His fit was Democrats. The right would
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be outraged, they would circle the wagons. I'm ecstatics. Trump
has chosen to back his people. You said we need
to do better, and yes, your military background is clouding
your judgment, so on and so forth. Okay, so I've
got a few of these of people who think, no,
that's crazy. Nobody should be fired, nobody should be fired. Well,
(34:10):
it may shock you to know that I actually half
agree with you. Now, and this is what I mean. Now,
it's Friday, now, because justice has been delayed. Now, if
you fire somebody now, it looks like you're firing somebody
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because the left wants you to. This is why I
called for somebody to be firing the day it happened,
didn't I did not. Everybody can back me up on that.
I said today publicly, somebody should be fired, because if
you do that, you find out about it. You find
out who is negligent enough or evil enough to add
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a communist journalist to the group. You find him, you
find his name, you find it within fifteen minutes, you
tell to pack up his stuff. You fire him publicly,
and make sure it's on film. If you do that,
then you are owning the situation. You have made a decision,
you found something you didn't like, you have taken charge,
and now this guy's gone because I demand better, I
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demand efficiency. It's not for the media, it's not for
the left, it's not for the Democrats. It's my scalp.
I took that scalp because he didn't do a good job.
If you do that right away, you're good. Now. Now
I hear these rumblings of they still might let this
guy go or that guy go. Now I hear the rumblings. Well, now,
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if you do it now, it does look like you're
caving to the left, because the left has called for
somebody's head all week long. You see, that's why I
called for immediate justice. I actually, now where you stand,
I tend to agree. Now I kind of don't want
you to fire anybody because now it looks like you
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gave them one. What Chris, what if you're the chief
of staff?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Me?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh, I would have fired somebody in half a second.
You don't even want to know how many people I
would have fired by now, Bud, you know what, Let's
talk about that. Actually, let's talk about that across the government.
What if I was running. I'll tell you exactly how
it would work. Before we do that, let me talk
to you about Hillsdale. What are you gonna do this weekend?
When it rains, when it's miserable out, when you have
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a little little time on Sunday afternoon, you're gonna spend
another two hours flipping through the channels. There's nothing to watch.
You're gonna do what we all do, myself included. I
think I'll just go on social media? Or are you
gonna go take a free class from Hillsdale College? Oh?
But I realize that doesn't sound like fun. Do you
(36:50):
have any idea? These are history classes, man, interesting ones.
Hillsdale's giving them to us for free free online classes?
For you hanging out by yourself with your family. Your
kids will love it. You want to know about the
challenges the Constitution faced during the Civil War. You want
to know about the rise and fall of the Roman Republic.
(37:11):
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. It's where you go to enroll.
There's no cost when an organization, When a university like
Hillsdale's handing out free wisdom, you should probably pounce on that.
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. All Right, all right, I'll
(37:31):
tell you what I would do. We'll talk about hot dogs,
General Patten, Vladimir Butin, and more. Next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Friday, and that's doctor Jesse Friday. And I'll
get back to the questions. I want to touch on
this government corruption first, just briefly here, and then we'll
get back to the questions. But as promised, I just
(00:34):
want to put a little bow on what we were
discussing at the end of last hour, Brandon Wiker joined us.
I know you remember talking about how he believes war
with Iron is imminent. He believes Israel is going to
start running missions next week. Brandon believes we are going
to join them because of our build up over there.
Israel bombs the North, we bomb the South, potential regime change,
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all these things. Okay, So I'm not going to touch
on anything else that we just touched on with missiles
and what's going on over there, but I am. I
am going to talk talk about this because Brandon brought
it up, and it's something worth thinking about, especially if
you're a member of the Trump administration. Now, every single
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part of a voting coalition, this is just a human
nature thing. I do it too. Every part of a
voting coalition believes they are the most important part of
the coalition. Oftentimes they believe they're the only part of
the coalition that matters. For instance, since we're about to
talk about Trump and in his administration, Trump, there were many, many, many,
(01:46):
many many different reasons different people voted for Donald Trump.
I'll tell you this, I've spoken a million times to people,
oftentimes women, mothers, very very concerned about what's in our food,
very concerned about American food and all the poison that's
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in it, and that whole RFK Junior, make America healthy again,
Let's make our food healthier, was a driving factor to
get them to the pools. I'll tell you right now,
my wife now doesn't She's not a Trump lover or
Trump hater. She'd not really like that. She is, however,
a health freak and the things that are in our
food concern her a great deal. When Trump started speaking
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like that and having OURFK up there, you can put
a mega hat on my wife. I'll tell you what.
She would have crawled over a mile of broken glass
to go vote for Donald Trump for that reason. Me
it's not that I don't think that that's important I'm
not dismissing it, but that's not at all why I
voted for Donald Trump. I didn't even consider that. I
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you know what I voted for Obviously, I like a
lot of things. Maybe maybe immigration was your top thing,
deportation was your top thing. That was a big thing
for me too, but it wasn't my number one. Maybe
inflation is a big thing for you, it's a big
thing for me. Maybe you're barely making ends meet. Totally
get it, totally fine if you voted that way, wasn't
my number one. I voted for Donald Trump for a
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lot of reasons. My main reason was I thought it
gave me. It gave us as a country the best
opportunity to see government people go to prison, and I
believe that's what it takes to save the country. That's why. Okay,
you get it every part of every voting coalition. You
could do it with Democrats too. There's a bunch of
different parts of the coalition, and all different parts of
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the coalition believe they are the most important part of
the coalition. If they get warped enough, they'll eventually believe
they're the only part of the coalition. Now, everybody voted
for Trump because of ingredients in the food. That's not true.
So I'm not going to speak for everybody who voted
for Trump and why, nor am I qualified to do so.
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But I will say this, Hey, Chris, how many votes
said Trump get sixty seventy million something like that. It
doesn't matter. We'll call it seventy million. I should probably
know that number, but we'll call it seventy million whatever.
Of the seventy some million. Whoever knows what that number is.
Of the millions of people who voted for Donald Trump,
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I would be willing to bet there are less than
a hundred who voted for Donald Trump because they wanted
regime change in Iran. It's true, it just is now.
I don't think Americans are Iranian fans. I most definitely
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am not. It's a terrors sponsoring, wretched regime, always threatening people,
just doing terrible things. I get it. I have a
special hatred for Iran because it was Iran who trained
all those insurgents in Iraq, all those IEDs, what most
of them were Iranian IEDs. So American troops died and
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lost their legs because of Iran. I don't need any
help to hate Iran. I hate Iran too, but that
is not why Trump was put into office. It's not.
And we're just talking politically here. Politically, if the American
people happened, If Brandon Rekert is right, and the American
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people wake up next week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and we
find out we're dropping bombs all over Iran and going
kicking off another little Middle East adventure, you're not going
to see Boose and Donald Trump's full numbers. You're not.
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I don't care what the reasons were given are even Look,
they may be legitimate. You may have Trump standing up there,
and I'm sure he probably will and tell you we
had to do this for this this, and that's not
what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about the reasons.
I'm not talking about the excuses. The American people are
not going to care. And that's the best case scenario.
The worst case scenario is this. You hear what Brandon
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Wiker just brought up. Russia a very capable country militarily.
Russia's been delivering really quality anti air missiles. What happens now?
Brandon Wiker took it really far and he said he
could see an American aircraft carrier going down. Let's treat that.
(06:37):
Let's just set that aside, because that alone, I mean,
Trump might get impeached if that happens. Let's set that aside.
What if it's just one plane, one American fighter, American
bomber gets blown out of the sky over Iran, and
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I'm not talking about the plane. I'm talking the pilot,
maybe copilot, depending on the aircraft, is dead and or
this may even be worse, has to set down, parachute
down over Iran, taken prisoner. The American people wake up
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one day to see in it, because you know what
the Iran would do with that guy. They would probably
beat the crap out of him and then drag him
on stage in front of the whole world and say
this is you know what they say, this is one
of the American terrorists who worried about But how's that
going to land in America? This is if it is
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going this way. And the part of the reason I
wanted Brandon Wiker to come on is because I've heard
this from more than one person who would know. Really
really sharp people are telling me the same thing. If
it is going this direction, I'm really not I'm not criticized.
It's not what I want at all. Maybe people have
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different views on foreign policy. I don't want it. I
think this is a huge mistake. But whatever I think,
whatever anyone thinks, does it matter politically? This is a
Trump administration walking into a nightmare. A nightmare. And look,
even if even if you say, well, it's for Israel,
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Israel has an opportunity. Look, the American people don't have
any appetite for that either. You think that's going to
be a selling point for the American people, Well Israel
wanted it. That ain't selling to anybody, not anymore. The
American people are done with foreign adventures. They are done
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with them, no matter the cause, no matter how much
we hate the enemy, you hate them, no matter how
much we may like our friend. This ally, that ally
the American people as a whole, as we watch our
prices go up, as we watch our own own country
turn into what it's turning into, they don't want to
hear why it's critically important for them to go support
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a war somewhere else in American politicians on both sides
of the Aisle just got done trying this with Ukraine,
and it failed so massively that the Trump administration actually
ran for office in one of their central campaign promises
was We're gonna end this Ukraine madness. Why was the
Trump administration so confident in campaigning on that, because that's
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what the American people want. They don't want to hear
it anymore. They're not going to be impressed by what
we have to do it because this country needs it.
Even if it's Israel, American people are gonna be all,
don't care, my prices are high? Why are we there?
And this is before somebody dies. Now, I don't know
what's gonna come. I don't know if it's gonna come
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next week. Maybe Brandon's wrong, Maybe they'll back off, Maybe
cooler heads will prevail. I don't know. But like so
many things, when it comes to foreign policy, once you
start getting involved, you're on dangerous ground. Like a divorce.
Ever had a friend a family member start to get
a divorce. I'm leaving him, I'm leaving her. Okay, it's tough.
(10:14):
It's bad enough on its own. You ever get involved
in one. Do you ever decide you're going to start
helping out, giving him advice, giving her some advice. How'd
that work out for you? You start sticking your nose and
things like that. You can get it bit pretty quick anyway.
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We can make jokes. It's fine, we get that right.
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday. Of course, it's an ass doctor Jesse
Friday and I will get to those in a minute. Member,
you can email the show Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
Just I want to just play a couple things for
(12:00):
you here that are amazing. But it goes it goes
to what we've talked about many times and kind of
along the lines of what we're talking about tonight. We
like to imagine it's for our own good, you know,
for our own sanity. We like to imagine that things
aren't that bad. It's human nature. Things aren't that bad.
(12:23):
All humans and all walks of life do this even
when things are really really really bad. Hey, we don't
have to rip up and rebuild everything. Hey, it's not
time to push the panic button. We don't need to
get in the lifeboats right away. It's not that bad, right,
And we don't do that because we're stupid. We do
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that because we're human and because when situations get really,
really really bad it can be painful to acknowledge that
it's really really really bad. It's easy, so much easier
on us, we think, to ignore it. Here's a good
(13:08):
example of this. Grief. Have you ever grieved over something?
Dog died, mom, dad, wife, kid? I mean, God forbid,
but everybody loses people. Eventually, what do we do when
we grieve? Sometimes, but it's an adult thing to do.
You drink, very very adult thing to do. Drink and
(13:31):
why why do you do that? Hey, I'm not pointing
any fingers at you. My dad died. There was a
few weeks there. I just drank like an idiot. Fish.
Don't do that anymore. But why well you forget you drink,
numb it, forget about it. That's why we want to
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escape reality, because reality hurts. This needs more than tweaking
a little here, a little there. Listen to this from
Elon Musk and tell me this isn't one of the
more jaw dropping things you've ever heard. For you, what's
the most astonishing thing you've found out in this process?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
The sheer amount of waste importing the government, It is astonishing,
it's mind blowing. Just we routinely encounter wastes of a
billion dollars or more casually. You know, for example, like
the simple survey that was literally ten questions survey that
you could do with survey monkey questioned about.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Was the government was being charged almost a billion.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Dollars for that for just a survey?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
A billion dollars for a simple online survey do you
like the National Park?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And then there pays to me no.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Feedback loop for what will be done with that survey,
So the survey we're just going to nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The federal government did a survey without any intention of
using it, a survey that could be professional done for
ten thousand dollars, and instead they took a billion dollars
a billion of our money and they spend it on that.
That's not waste. That's criminality. That's criminality, and in any
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other organization on earth, that would immediately anything like that
would immediately prompt a criminal investigation. If there is an audit.
If there's an audit done, and let's say you have
a ten million dollar a year company and they can't
account for fifteen thousand dollars, Okay, somebody missed a payment
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on some and something. They said, let's do an audit,
let's figure out what's wrong. Let's figure out what's what.
If you have a ten million dollar company and at
the end of the year you can't account for a
million dollars, your first phone call is probably to the
police or some sort of a professional auditor because somebody
committed a crime. The federal government. They did a ten
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thousand dollars project and it charged. They charged us, you
and me a billion dollars. Listen to this from RFK Junior.
Listen to what he found.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
The agency ORG charge when I arrived was incomprehensible. It
was no chain of command. Were people operating in all
these different silos and victoms, and they were so territorial
and so self serving that they were selling patient information
to each other. So I tried to get to see
him as patient information which belongs to the American people
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and belongs to AHHS, and the sub agencies said we
have to buy it from them, and it doesn't make
any sense. There are subagencies that refuse to give us
patient data. This is depersonalized data. We need to make
American healthy again. So what Elon is doing is he's
using a.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Did you hear what he justad he's the head of AHHS.
There are agencies that are refusing to give him information.
They're handing your data out to each other. Listen to
Brook Rawlins, Secretary of Agriculture. The United States government is
a criminal organized heation.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Even at the US Department of Agriculture, we've canceled three
hundred thousand dollars contract educating on food justice for queer
and transgender farmers in San Francisco. A similar contract we
canceled in New York, again educating transgender and queer farmers
on food justice and food equality. I'm not even sure
what that means.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But let me explain what that means, Brooke. And I
know she knows this. I'm not insulting Brook. Let me
explain exactly what that means. A scumbag in the Department
of Agriculture worked with a scumbag in the Biden administration
to figure out a way to steal a bunch of
your money and hand it to some queer group in
New York or San Francisco or wherever who's probably a cousin,
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a sister, a brother in law. So they stole your
money handed it out to make Cow's gay. And this
is theft. It's not waste, it's theft, and someone has
to go to prison for theft. Bottom line has to happen.
Let's move on, get to some emails. Next the Jesse
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Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
wonderful spectacular Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember if
you miss any part of the show, you can download
the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, all iTunes. Also, remember
I keep letting you know that I'm gonna let you know,
but I have the rough draft of the final chapter
(18:44):
of the Anti Communist Manifesto. It's the last one I'm
going to do. The rough draft is done. I got
to cross some te's and dot some eyes, and I'm
going to find a way to get it to you
for free. I don't know how I'm gonna do that yet.
I would guess it's gonna be by email, website, emails,
something like that. You're not gonna have to have to
(19:05):
have bought the book, so don't worry about that. I'm
gonna find a way to get it to you. Just
bear with me. Let me finish it and work out
how to get it to you. I will get it
to you, all right. Before I get to the questions,
we'll talk about green salsa here in a moment, Chris
just asked, where does the money go? Well, this is
the problem is the numbers get so big and there's
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so much of it. You know, there's so much of it.
There's a billion dollars for a survey. There's three hundred
thousand dollars for gay cattle. There's so much of it
that we get overwhelmed. And then what happens is we
kind of throw our hands up and say it's just
too much. And it's very human, human thing to do.
You're overwhelmed, it's too much. But I have the benefit
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of being married to an auditor. Ob is one of
these detail nerds. And remember I told you when I
was out of work for a long time, and then
I got out of work again when I quit selling RBS.
This is about six years ago. I quit because I
wanted to try to make a media career work. What
a dumb idea, right, It just happened to work out.
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But we were running out of money. We're broke. So
she goes back to work as an auditor. It's what
she does. She's an auditor. It's fascinating. Look, that's not
my area. Details are not what I do. I'm really
bad at those. But that's very much her. But it's
fascinating listening to her talk about it. How things don't disappear.
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That's the truth. Do you know that things don't just disappear?
Not in this day and age where everything is computerized
and digitized and tracked, things don't disappear. These things they
end somewhere. And so I'm again just going to lay
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out very clearly how it works if you want to do,
if you want to work for the federal government, if
you want to be eligible for federal contracts. We'll say,
what I used to do for a living water or
sewer lined I want to do federal water sewer line projects.
I want to qualify for those big federal contracts. Will
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you have to go through an application process and eventually
get approved to bid on this project. Oh, they've got
a ten million dollars pipeline project. I want to bid
on that project. Well, I first have to get approved
as a federal contractor. Then once the federal government decides
they need that contract, they have to go through some
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sort of a system public bid or otherwise where they're
going to award that contract to either me or most
likely because they want to give the appearance of lack
of corruption, sometimes it's me and one other company or
something like that. Well, when it comes to things, well,
I'm going to play it again, Brook Rawlins. I'll stop
it here in a second, listen.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
To this, but even in the US Department of Agriculture,
we've cancel well, three hundred thousand dollars contract educating on
food justice for queer and transgender farmers in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Three hundred thousand dollars contract educating queer farmers in San Francisco. Now,
let me ask you this, and I haven't looked this up,
but you're well going to do some citizen journalism if
you'd like, how many how many groups out there are
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approved by the federal government to educate queer farmers in
San Francisco If you had to guess, I don't know
the answer, but I think we all know there aren't
one hundred groups like that. I think if we had
to guess, there probably aren't even ten, maybe not even five.
(22:51):
In fact, there might just be one. That's a pretty
niche thing, wouldn't you say, educating queer farmers in San Francisco.
So the way government corruption works is Congressman Moron from
San Francisco goes to the next big budget, you know,
they always like to pass a big bill, and he
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makes sure there's a little well, there's a little there's
a little something in there for his district. He's gonna
get three hundred thousand dollars in there for his district.
Of course, it gets approved by Congress because none of
these scumbags read the bills. They just vote yes on things,
and soon there's three hundred thousand dollars available for something
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specific in his district. And oh, would you look at that.
It's time to hand out this three hundred thousand dollars
queer farmer contract. And oh, I guess hey, guys, there's
only one group that's qualifying to educate those queer farmers.
Oh it's not the same group that my wife works for.
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No way, anyway, thanks for the three hundred grand America
appreciate you very much. This is how it works. Federal
government corruption isn't exactly like local corruption. It's similar. They
look like they're related, but it's not the same. Local
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corruption oftentimes can work like that too, where you're giving
a contract to somebody who hands you money under the table.
But in the federal government, oftentimes this stuff is out
in the open. It's available for everyone to see. This
money can all be tracked. It didn't disappear, it didn't.
Politicians corrupt. Politicians corrupt bureaucrats. They love. They love the thinking,
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the idea that money can just disappear. Wow, where did
all that money go? Guess it disappeared? No, no, it
did not disappear. That money is in somebody's bank account,
somebody's eating it, driving it, living in it, flying in it.
That money very much. It didn't disappear, and that's our money.
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Now tell me again, Am I too harsh when I
say government people have to go to prison or America
can't be saved? Or do I have that right? Hey men,
you Whisper a Jesse, I know you're pretty sad the
last few days because your favorite breakfast taco place is
using powdered eggs. Well, I'm here to turn your frown
(25:25):
upside down. You go to your favorite breakfast taco place
and ask to buy a court of their green salsa
verita only, which is your favorite. Then you go to
any taco joint that uses real scrambled eggs and combine
the whole things. I know the menu whisper would eventually
think of this. He said, thank you. When you're welcome.
Your name is Matt. One, Matt, you're a genius. Two
(25:46):
you know why you're a genius because I've already done this. Listen, Chris,
I'm about to drop a name right here on the show.
Right there's a little Mexican restaurant. Actually, it's in the
same city where Jewish producer Chris to a Jew, went
to a Jewish college, a community college not as good
as mine was, but he went to a community college there.
(26:07):
This little town is called Alvin, Texas. And this little
town called Alvin, Texas, there is this dumpy, little Mexican
joint called Juanitas. I am not exaggerating, and go look
it up. It is attached to a laundry mat. There
(26:29):
are I think four or five parking spots for Juanitas.
It's so popular that everyone just parks right behind someone else,
and when you're ready to go, everyone just leaves and
they go back out their car and you park back in.
The place is full at all times. It's a bunch
of these adorable little Mexican ladies in there cranking out
the most delicious, freaking Mexican food you've ever had in
your life. The last time I was in, the ceilings
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were so low I practically had to crawl to the
cash register. It is so good it will make your
knees weak. And their green salsa. Of course, it's made
in house there green salsa. I honestly, I'm almost positive
that Jesus Christ himself came up with the recipe and
left it for Juanita. That's how good this green salsa is.
(27:13):
The green sausa is so good that my father God
rest his soul. I love you, Dad. My dad had
it one time, and this is the most kelly thing
in the world. Then he went back to Montana, remember
that's where my folks lived. But he made a little
arrangement before he left. He got with Juanita to mail
him via the post office mason jars full of her
(27:37):
green salsa whenever she created a new batch. Until the
day he died, my dad had Juanita's green salsa imported
to him in Montana. I know Chris is laughing because
it's the most kelly story in the world. Oh, I'm
all about combining. I'm all about combining. And when you
find a good sauce, you hang on to it, like
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your rose O'Donnell and you just got an Entemen's Danish,
you hang on to it. And also you hang on
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Friday. Reminding you you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Okay, so let's just
do this here before we get to the serious email
producer Corey had a rare, wonderful idea that I support.
(29:35):
You know how they created the Biden administration because there
are a bunch of soless demons. They created an app
so people can violate our sovereignty, all the illegals, and
the Trump administration is very sharply, very smartly changing the
app so now you can deport yourself with the same app. Well,
young men are having a difficult time finding a mate
(29:58):
here in the United States of America, a very very
difficult time. In fact, this young woman, this young communist,
decided to put this video out online, and I think
it probably brings home the struggles young men are having
in the country.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I'm a very.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Liberal woman, so I am obviously like very much. Everyone
knows that I'm a liberal woman. My brother's gay, all
my friends are gay. Also, like abortion rights, what a
shock female rights?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Eh?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
But anyways, so I would like always ask him, I'd
be like, what, like, what's what's your politics?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Like, what do you who do you? Where do you lean?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
And he was just like, well, like, socially I'm a liberal,
but economically I'm a Republican.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
That okay.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Also, he's a twenty eight year old man. That's the
first red flag, because if there's a twenty eight year
old man and he's single, there's some reason that he's single.
I'm like, well, like, what makes you, you know, economically Republican?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, but we don't all have to suffer through that.
That's about as much of that as I can take
a couple things. First of all, gentlemen, you young men listening,
don't do that what that guy did. Well, I mean,
I'm economically conservative, but I'm socially liberal. I understand why
you do it. Gentlemen. I know how hot she is.
(31:12):
I know God created us to be attracted to women,
created women to be attracted to men, and especially when
you're a young man, they could be just so hot.
It's almost like you're drunk, and you can find yourself
willing to say anything to win over. Don't do that.
(31:34):
Don't give up who you are for a woman ever,
and ladies don't do it for a man ever. Don't
let that. Now, Look, you can make improvements on things
in your life. Okay, I'll pick up my socks because
she wants me to. Don't change who you are. But
setting that aside, Producer Corey had a brilliant idea. The
(31:56):
Trump administration creates a new app. This app only for
the dimes, the foreigner dimes that are about to be deported.
Now I'm not saying I'm not saying we don't deport them.
I'm not saying that at all. What I am saying
(32:16):
is if and only if they're hot enough, they have
to apply on the app. Maybe we have some sort
of a public grading system. I don't know what, Chris,
don't roll your eyes. I'm hashing this out on the air.
We have a public grading system or something like that.
Somebody I didn't come up with this said the app
should be called fire or Ice, which is hilarious. If
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she achieves only if she achieves the necessary rating and
finds an American man to marry her, then once she
presents a valid driver's license, she can stay. Look, I
haven't gained the whole thing out yet. I like where
we're going. What Chris, what Chris said? They can hide
(33:06):
the crazy Chris. They're women. I know that. Okay, everybody
knows that. That's if God knew what he was doing.
Everything is balanced right now, how we talked about yesterday
how everything's uneven. God understood that he made women so
they would drive us in saying he knows that that's
(33:26):
why he also made them hot, because that was the
way we would sign on for everything. Gosh, Chris. Anyway, Jesse,
I'm shocked at your position that the person who added Goldberg,
that would be Jeffrey Goldberg to the text should be fired.
That's what yesterday's Republican party would have done. We've finally
moved past that. His fit was Democrats. The right would
(33:48):
be outraged, they would circle the wagons. I'm ecstatics. Trump
has chosen to back his people. You said we need
to do better, and yes, your military background is clouding
your judgment, so on and so forth. Okay, so I've
got a few of these of people who think, no,
that's crazy. Nobody should be fired, nobody should be fired. Well,
(34:10):
it may shock you to know that I actually half
agree with you. Now, and this is what I mean. Now,
it's Friday, now, because justice has been delayed. Now, if
you fire somebody now, it looks like you're firing somebody
(34:33):
because the left wants you to. This is why I
called for somebody to be firing the day it happened,
didn't I did not. Everybody can back me up on that.
I said today publicly, somebody should be fired, because if
you do that, you find out about it. You find
out who is negligent enough or evil enough to add
(34:54):
a communist journalist to the group. You find him, you
find his name, you find it within fifteen minutes, you
tell to pack up his stuff. You fire him publicly,
and make sure it's on film. If you do that,
then you are owning the situation. You have made a decision,
you found something you didn't like, you have taken charge,
and now this guy's gone because I demand better, I
(35:16):
demand efficiency. It's not for the media, it's not for
the left, it's not for the Democrats. It's my scalp.
I took that scalp because he didn't do a good job.
If you do that right away, you're good. Now. Now
I hear these rumblings of they still might let this
guy go or that guy go. Now I hear the rumblings. Well, now,
(35:39):
if you do it now, it does look like you're
caving to the left, because the left has called for
somebody's head all week long. You see, that's why I
called for immediate justice. I actually, now where you stand,
I tend to agree. Now I kind of don't want
you to fire anybody because now it looks like you
(36:00):
gave them one. What Chris, what if you're the chief
of staff?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Me?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh, I would have fired somebody in half a second.
You don't even want to know how many people I
would have fired by now, Bud, you know what, Let's
talk about that. Actually, let's talk about that across the government.
What if I was running. I'll tell you exactly how
it would work. Before we do that, let me talk
to you about Hillsdale. What are you gonna do this weekend?
When it rains, when it's miserable out, when you have
(36:29):
a little little time on Sunday afternoon, you're gonna spend
another two hours flipping through the channels. There's nothing to watch.
You're gonna do what we all do, myself included. I
think I'll just go on social media? Or are you
gonna go take a free class from Hillsdale College? Oh?
But I realize that doesn't sound like fun. Do you
(36:50):
have any idea? These are history classes, man, interesting ones.
Hillsdale's giving them to us for free free online classes?
For you hanging out by yourself with your family. Your
kids will love it. You want to know about the
challenges the Constitution faced during the Civil War. You want
to know about the rise and fall of the Roman Republic.
(37:11):
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. It's where you go to enroll.
There's no cost when an organization, When a university like
Hillsdale's handing out free wisdom, you should probably pounce on that.
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. All Right, all right, I'll
(37:31):
tell you what I would do. We'll talk about hot dogs,
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