March 28, 2025 • 36 mins
What would it look like if Jesse was the chief of staff? How bad do you think it is? Jesse’s favorite hot dog. What do the rules of engagement allow? What’s justified? Could world leaders settle arguments in the ring. The past is never as simple as your commie teachers would like you to believe.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Hedday is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and don't miss me too
much over the weekend. I'll be back on Monday for
a little medal of honor Monday. So this hour, we
have to talk about wieners. We have to talk about
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hot dogs. We have to talk about war killing, innocence
in war, the morality of that. We have yet another
woman proving my point, these crazy communist women, a point
that I made earlier this week. All that, Oh what, Chris, what? Yes,
I'm going to get to the chief of staff thing, Chris,
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if you'll let me finish a sentence. All that and
so much more coming up this hour on the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show. But I will go ahead and
follow this up because Chris asked what I would have done.
Here's the thing. You can attack a problem if you
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know the problem, if you really truly know what the
problem is. But if you haven't properly figured out, if
you haven't accurately figured out what the problem is, then
it doesn't matter how hard you try, or or how
good your intentions are. You cannot possibly solve a problem.
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Will make it about medicine. Let's just make it about
medicine or disease or something like that. If you think,
if a doctor tells you you have diabetes, he thinks
you have diabetes, and then you think you have diabetes,
and then through a combination of lifestyle changes and medications
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and everything else, you begin to attack that diabetes so
you can take care of it. By the way, prayers
for you if you have And I know that's something
a lot of people struggle with, But you're going up diabetes.
I'm gonna fix my diabetes over and over and over
and over and over again. But instead of diabetes, you
actually have a serious problem with your liver. Yet you've
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been attacking the diabetes. It doesn't matter how diligent you've been,
how hard you've been working, it doesn't matter how good
your intentions are. If you're attacking the disease that's not
the actual disease, then you will not be successful in
fixing yourself. The question ultimately becomes when we talk about
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fixing the United States of America, the question really is
almost everything comes down to this, how bad do you
think it is? That's the question. If I have a
If I have a company, there's one hundred people who
work for my company. I have ten different apartments, ten people,
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ten different apartments. Each apartment obviously has ten people. One
hundred people in my company, and I have one department
that is a huge problem. Let's say I have a
criminal problem this department that we just did an audit.
They're stealing money. It's a disaster, and it looks like
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as we dig into it that eight of the ten
people in that department they're all involved in this criminality.
Well that's bad. Okay, that's a problem. It's ten percent
of your company. But it's not the end of the world.
You can fire everyone in the department. You can eliminate
the department completely. You can fix it in that way.
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If I have another department it's just not going the
right way, doesn't look like there's criminality, but they're really
failing to make their sales numbers. Okay, not the end
of the world. I'll replace that department head with somebody better,
more motivated, more goal focused. I'll get things back in line. If, however,
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I have one hundred person company, I have ten different departments,
and nine of the ten departments are corrupt, obviously, and
as I dig into the department themselves, let's focus on sales,
I find out not only is the head of sales,
not only is he corrupt, but gosh, his guy under
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him is corrupt. It looks like multiple individual salespeople are corrupt.
If I look at my company and nine of my
ten departments are completely corrupted and wrong and bad, well,
you can't fix that with zip recruiter. You have to
you have to take an ax. You have to start
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remaking the entire company because things are so so bad.
I'll play it for you. No, I'll play it for
you again. This is that interview Elon Mustd with Brett Baer.
Listen to this for you?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What's the most astonished?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
By the way, as you listen to this, I know
you already know this is across the government, every department, Pentagon, CIA, FBI,
Department of Agriculture, you name the department, this stuff is
going on.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You. What's the most astonishing thing you've found out in
this process? The sheer amount of waste importing the government.
It is astonishing, It's mind blowing. Just we routinely encounter
wastes of a billion dollars or more casually, you know,
for example, like the simple survey that was literally ten
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questions survey that you could do with survey monkey quashed
about ten thousand dollars. Was the government was being charged
almost a billion dollars for that for just a survey.
A billion dollars for a simple online survey do you
like the National Park? And then there are pays to
be no feedback loop for what would be done with
that survey. Sole say, we're just go to nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Across the government. That's the case. Let me ask you this.
Let's talk about how bad it is Federal Bureau of Investigation,
the federal law enforcement arm all kinds of power, the
power to destroy virtually anybody's life. When the Joe Biden
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administration turned the FBI into an evil, secret state police
agency that spent four years hunting down the political opponents
of Democrats. We're talking in filtrating churches, school board moms,
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the FBI. The FBI got involved in the twenty twenty
election to ensure Joe Biden could win it. And that's
a publicly documented fact. By now, let me ask you this,
Roughly thirty five thousand employees at the FBI. How many
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came forward? Five? Six? I don't know every name. You know,
I can think of him right now, Steve Garrett, Marcus, Kyle,
Phil There's Look, there's a few, but five. Can you
name me ten? I bet you can't. If I have
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a company with thirty five thousand employees and the company
is found to be involved in pervasive criminal evil activity
and a grand total of five people in that company
come forward and say, hey, there's some bad stuff going
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on here? Can I save that company? Does that company
just need a little tweak here and there? Hey, that's
just a just some leadership. Let me tell you what
I heard from a little birdie about the military. Do
you think that just because Trump took over and JD.
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Vance is putting out Marine Corps ads we love, and
just because Pete hag Seth is the SEC deaf? Now?
And do you think all those communist officers in the
United States military have resigned, retired, changed their ways? Remember
was not long ago I told you what I heard
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from a source that a third of the Green Berets
our Best would attack American citizens if the government told
them to do so. I have heard now that a
large percentage of the Officer Corps inside the military, they
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view their role as resisting the Trump administration. Look, I've
already told you who I'm fans of, who I'm friends with,
who I like, who I don't like. How many flag
officers have been retired, anybody, anybody. We can't tweak this
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and tweak that to get out of where we are
right now as a country. Tweaking won't work. Even look,
even this, even this love Cash, Glad he's there. Okay,
this sounds just In the.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Last three weeks, Tray, the FBI has arrested and brought
to justice. Thanks to the Department of Justice and Pambondi,
three top ten of the FBI's most wanted. Let me
just say that again, not one, not two, but three
of the FBI's most wanted top ten are now in
custody because of our relationships with folks like direct A
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Rackliffe and Secretary hech Seth and Rubio on. The list
goes on. But we've also returned to justice in just
one short week's time, one of the architects of the
Abbygate explosion that killed thirteen of our service members.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
We did that in one Okay, that's good, good, good.
I'm not poopooing it. Good good job cash good good good.
But you know what's even more important than bringing the
abby Gate Guide to justice? Bringing the FBI agents who
are evil secret state police agents bringing them to justice.
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Where's that? By my account, so far, we've had one
head of a field office resign, the New York field Office.
Am I wrong about that? If I'm wrong, I'm not
that wrong. Maybe it's two or three, but I believe
it's one. It's not enough. It's not enough, is what
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it is. Whatever, Let's talk about my favorite hot dog.
Always good to have a little wiener talk on a Friday.
Let's talk about peer talk. What's your favorite hot dog?
You should text a friend right now during the break,
and because you have peer talk, you know the text
that's going to go through. That's the beauty of it.
And I want you to think, just do a little
quick math in your head. How many Wieners could you
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We'll be back. True, it's the Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now let's
dig into the real issues. Jesse, what's your go to
hot dog? Have a youth sports team barbecue this weekend
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and I'm on the hook for the Wienies Hebrew Nationals
Ballpark Costco. Obviously chicken or turkey dogs are not even
in consideration. Well, this is a budget thing, a budget thing.
So let me tell you what I used to do,
and then I'll tell you what I do now. I
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have never had I mean i've never I don't know. Well,
I don't want to act like I don't want to
poor mouth, you know, but if not had a ton
of money most of my life bar s, bacon what Chris,
don't shake your head. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it too
cheap for you? Bars? Bacon, bars, hot dogs? I know
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it's not the highest to quality, Chris. They're delicious, absolutely delicious,
and you can get those things, Chris, look it up.
It's got to be a quarter a wiener. They cost
nothing even with inflation. If you've got a mass cook them.
And if you look, times are tight for a lot
of people. If you're on a budget, bar s is
a great, great option, a great option if you're doing well,
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maybe you got good money coming in now. I don't
know where you're at in life. You know, we all
have our ups and downs. I'll tell you what I
buy now now that I have this sweet radio gig.
Ballpark bun size beef francs. Don't miss on a single
thing I just said, because there's a lot of different
ballpark franks out there. Ballpark bun size, you need a
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It's so critical in life. I can't believe people are
dismissive of this, especially hot don companies. The wiener has
to fit inside of the bun. It's gotta be a
good Wiener bun fit, meaning the wiener has to fill
up the bun completely. But the wiener, it one can't
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be too fat. Girth matters. You don't want one of
the quarter pound Wieners. It doesn't work. Then the wiener
the bread ratio is all screwed up. The wiener has
to be the appropriate girth, so the bun can not
completely wrap around it. But a three side wrap of
the bun. Okay, you with me? Why are you shaking
your Why are you laughing, Chris? Why don't you grow up? Wiener?
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Bun girth is important. A three side, not four, then
your wiener's too small, But also not two, because then
your wiener's too biggest, too girthy, right and length length
Wieners are too short most of the time. But I
don't want to act like just too short matters, too
long matters too. I don't want to have to snip
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off the end of my wiener before I can get
to the exact kind of hot dog it's supposed to be.
The wiener is supposed to fit inside of the buns perfectly.
That is what, Chris, What Chris? I'm not getting Hebrew nationals.
I'll explain why in a moment, and don't tell me
they're pre snipped, Chris, why don't you grow up? Okay? Anyway,
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ballpark bun size b Franks. They're the ones who deliver this.
They deliver it perfectly. Now, Chris, let me talk to
you and you people, Okay. I am a hot dog
man to this day. I try not to do it
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often some forty three, not twenty three anymore. Once a month,
I would guess maybe once every couple months. I go
to the store and I get hot dogs, and it's
weiener night, Nick Kelly Halseol. I tried Hebrew Nationals because
everybody told me Jews, Gentiles. Everybody told me Hebrew Nationals.
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Hebrew Nationals. You have to try the Hebrew Nationals. They're
not very good, dude. I don't like them. You really
like them, Corey, you like them. You've never had them.
You're not missing out this suck. I don't think they're
anybody than bars. I really mean it. I don't mean
that to be offensive, Chris. You know how polite I am.
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I'm telling you they're not good. I wanted to like
your people's hot dogs. I did. I wanted to be
that guy, right what, Maybe I got a bad batch, Chris,
they're hot dogs brother, the batch is the batch? Do
you think they changed the recipe or something like that.
I can. I'll tell you what, I'll try them one
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more time. I'll try them one more time, give them
one more shot for your sake. Because I'm an understanding
person who's kind to other people. I'm gonna give them
one more shot. I think the Hebrew Nationals are awful,
absolutely awful. Nathan's it's not a money thing. And you're
not gonna accuse me of being a money thing. You,
of all people, it's not a money thing. Are they
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more expensive than ballparks? For real? I haven't priced them
in ages. I only bought them one time. Well, I'll
tell you this though. When I bought Hebrew Nationals, it
was years ago and I wasn't doing that well financially.
Maybe the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Maybe they tasted
worse because I had just upgraded from bars and I was, look,
you've got to really deliver. If I'm gonna pay maximum
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premium hot dog prices, I better be getting premium hot
dog taste. If I get a suboptimal wiener, I'm gonna
be upset. Don't clip that, Okay, don't Corey, why don't
you grow up? Okay, that's not you understand what I mean.
I don't like it. I'll tell you what where they
are acceptable, because this is what I did with my
one pack of Hebrew Nationals. I bought. They're good with
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Kraft Mac Greenies and Mac is as good as Why
do you always sneer at the good stuff? Chris? You know,
like we are you too good for Weenies and mac Weenis.
Corey knows what I'm talking about. My boys tried to
sneer it because they've never had it. First time I
made it. Oh no, no, no, what kids don't like
different things. I put down a bowl of it in
front of them. They just inhaled it and asked for more. Gosh,
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I'm starving.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Look if you need nutrition with it, poor rough Greens. No,
I'm kidding. The Rough Greens is for your dog. But
your dog needs that because honestly, dog food is basically
it's hot dogs. It's fast food. It's empty calories. Your
dog eats empty calories every meal. That's what dog food is.
Rough Greens is a live live vitamins, minerals, digestive enzymes.
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The difference you will see in your dog, better energy,
better oh just better breath, better health. You don't go
to the vet neras often, of course, would you go
to the doctor as often. If you ate good free
Jumpstart trialbags, you can try it. You sprinkle it on
your dog's food. Roughgreens dot Com slash Jesse is where
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you go. Or call eight three three three three my dog.
We'll be back The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Gosh I miss zz top. They were
Gosha love me some zz top. Anyway, it is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, turning through all the
important news of the day. Now, let me just do
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a little call back to something I said earlier this week.
We may end up christ you might have to put
this permanently on the sound list. Remember this is from
earlier when I said this. Let me just use your
values against you. I've warned you about that forever. Whatever
values you have, they will identify them. They will learn
and to use that, wear that like a skin suit
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and use it against you. Hey, you know Jesus would
want you to fill up your country with illegals. They
love that kind of stuff, and they do it on
deeper levels too, particularly with women. The mama bear stereotype
is a mama bear stereotype because it's real. If you
ever hurt one of my children, yeah, I'd probably torture
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you to death. But you better hope I get to
you before my wife does. That's mama. Look, I've seen it.
Remember when I told you the story when I went
to Alaska, I watched a mama bear fight and die
for her two cubs so they could escape. That's what
a mama bear does. She'll fight. Now when a young
woman goes to college, the communist knows everything I just said.
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They take that nature, that wonderful nature of a woman
to nurture and care for something. And what they do
is they take her eyes, They take that nature, and
they simply divert it towards something else. Now instead of
a focus on family, children, caring for that. Now, they
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get her focused on I mean, pick your cause, right.
Maybe it's the LGBTQ stuff, Maybe it's the climate. They
get her focused on that. You know what, we'll make
it about the climate. They get the climate in her mind,
and they make the earth the air. They will find
a way to use that motherly instinct and aim it
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at protecting the planet. And then once you've managed to
twist her up like that, Now now she believes insane things.
And now what will she do if you're trying to
hurt her kids that suv? You just think it's an suv?
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No big deal, right, Mama bear looks at it like
you're hurting her baby, and she will hurt you for
hurting her baby. Listen to this. The destruction of property
is In case you're wondering, this is some COMMI freak
justifying the torching, the keying, the vandalization of Tesla's going
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on across the country because the communists are a too
stupid to still realize that everything's being filmed and b
have decided Elon Musk is the height of all evil.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
The destruction of property is a perfectly viable source of protest.
No harming humans. Obviously, human life is sacred no matter
whose it is. But property is These are just things,
These are just cars, you hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'll play another one. This one's from a Christine Reeves.
She's a representative in Washington State.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I recall a time in our country's history, not that
long ago, where people like my grandfather.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Keep in mind. She's having an argument about men and
women's sports.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
We're told that they could not participate in sporting activities
because he was a black man. I can recall a
time in our country's history, Madam Chair, where people like
my grandfather and my great grandfather were not allowed to
participate in processes and places in our society because of
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the color of their skin. And as I'm listening to
this debate, Madam Chair, it reminds me of a time
in our country where people generated science to compel people
to believe in the argument that my father, my grandfather,
my grandmother, my great grandparents were less than in our society.
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We are repeating history, Madam speaker.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
In this debate, and it is very Do you hear
how they twist these young women up, they eat them up,
and then they become the tip of the spear. Hey Jesse,
something I've been thinking about since seeing the way Israel
prosecutes its war. He's talking about Yemen and now brought
to the forefront of my mind by the Yemen Chat
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leak and blowing up a residential building to kill one
high value target. I'm seeing people justify such acts with quote,
that's how you fight wars. So if killing dozens or
even hundreds of innocence to kill one bad man is justified,
is hijacking an airliner full of innocence and using it
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as a weapon to attack a building full of high
value targets not also justified? Sure, we aren't at war,
but last time I checked, we're not at war with
any country in the Middle East either, but we still
seem to be killing a lot of people there. Anyway.
I know it's a hard, almost unthinkable question, but that's
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why I listened to Jesse Kelly. You think, Okay, First,
that's a very very valid question to ask, and the
fact that you're even asking it probably speaks very very highly.
If you tells me you don't take everything, hook line
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and sinker anything anybody says, myself included, And you shouldn't.
You think for yourself. God gave you your own mind.
So let's talk about this, because I think I think
we can probably agree, at least on this end of it.
Let's take the two extremes. I think we can agree
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that slaughtering endless amounts of innocent people to kill one
bad man is bad. Right, you would agree with that? Okay,
that's the one extreme end. Now let's go to the
other extreme end. The other extreme end being you are never,
under any circumstances allowed to harm a single head on
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an innocent a single hair on an innocent person's head
in pursuit of getting a bad man. That's also an
extreme example, wouldn't you agree. I've used this example before.
I'll use it again just because it's my favorite documentary
of all time made by the BBC of all things
called Hell in the Pacific. Highly recommend. It's impossible to
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find though you have to basically buy a DVD online anyway.
The guy's talking, it's a marine. I think it was
from Boston if I remember right, and he was talking
about Sidepan. There's a cave. We have to go past
the cave. We can't stay here. We have to advance
across the island. We have to take the island. In
this cave, there are Japanese soldiers, Japanese soldiers. We can't
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get them out. We have tried, and multiple buddies of
ours have died trying to get them out. It's very
hard to get somebody out of a cave. But these
Japanese soldiers in the cave, they have taken into the cave,
women and children. Now, remember, you can't move past it.
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That's not an option, because then you've left an enemy
in your rear. He's just gonna come out when after
dark and cut your buddy's throat while he sleeps. You
cannot move past it. You can't leave them there. They
won't come out on their own. So what do the
Marines do? A bunch of different things? Sometimes stuck a
flamethrower in there, not pleasant, shoot on pelel lou. They'd
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flat out run gas hoses into these things, fill them
up with gas, light them on fire bye. Sometimes it's
a satchel charge. Sometimes you just blow up the entrance
to the cave. And now everybody in the cave, the men,
the women, the children, they will slowly die in the
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pitch black, starvation, thirst. Let me ask you this, songs
were getting dark. What do you think the soldiers did
to the women and children after we blew the entrance
to the cave closed? What do you think they did
in order to survive? Was it wrong? Was it right?
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I don't know that I have the answer. I don't
I don't think i'd ever call it wrong. The Marines
who had to do such things, and soldiers haunted them
to the day they died. This is why I get frustrated.
And you've heard me yell before about people who make
things so simple all the time. Well, right or wrong,
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that's not how the world works Oftentimes. Oftentimes it's hard
to see those lines. And I don't have the answer
to your question. By the way, I'm glad you ask it.
I'm glad you think now. I brought up DVDs, a
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We'll be back. This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It
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is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse
Kelly Show on a spectacular Friday. Remember if you miss me,
you can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And I have to get to a bunch of these.
We feel like I went, feel like I went. Didn't
do very many emails today, Chris? Did I not do
enough emails today? Although I feel like the show is
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spectacular and.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Why you know, you know the thing emails? We didn't
get to you. Oh wise One, how about Putin and
Zelensky just settle it between themselves like men of honor.
I recall General Patton called out Hitler and Rommel like this,
Of course he did. Besides all the dueling and such,
who do you think would win? First of all, that
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sounds exactly like something Patton would do. And Patton would
have carved up that dork Hitler like nothing, and he
would have done it to Rommel. Two. Not that Rommel
was a dork, but Patten loved to fight. Patten carried
six shooters on him. Did you think Patten carried six
shooters just as like a costume? No, No, Patten was
an expert shot with him. At one point in time,
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as a young man fighting in Mexico, Patten was charged
by Mexicans on horseback, busts out his six shooter like
it's a freaking WIA movie and guns them all down,
straps him to the hood of his jeep, and drives
back into the Of course Patten would just want to
fight about it. Of course he would, as far as
Zelenski and Putin goes. You know, on the surface, you
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would say, well, Putin would certainly win that because Putin
he's trained KGB Judo guy. But yeah, that's the thing,
Chris age Man. Zelensky's just so much younger. Granted, Zelenski
is he a midget officially, Chris? Do we have an
official height on him down there? If not a midget,
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he's at least Italian. Hey, Jesse, you got to help
me out here. Why does the government need to reference
some obscure law to deport illegals? Well, because all of
the American left is designed to destroy and ignore the
Constitution in favor of what they want. Half of the
American right is designed to allow the American left to
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destroy the law so the left can do what it's want.
Once you want what it wants, once you understand the game,
once you see the game, you can see it clearly.
Balding Menu whisper, it's not nice. I believe the war
he's talking about, the Civil War was initially over economic
issues rather than slavery. What are your thoughts, Well, that
was a huge part of it. Remember, this Civil War
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is one of the things everybody can argue about to
this day. But it's also dumbed down to the point
in our education system that nobody knows anything about anything anymore.
All kids learn about the Civil wars North good, South Bad.
Did you know that Abraham Lincoln offered the South that
you can keep your slaves, just come back to the Union.
Did you know that. I'm not denying the fact that
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Abraham Lincoln was an abolitionist, because he was, to his credit,
he hated slavery. He wanted it ended. Abraham Lincoln was
interested in keeping the Union together. That was his interest.
I know, your history teacher, it's a communist moron who
doesn't know anything. But I'm here to tell you this
is all documented. You can go look it up. Abraham
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Lincoln told the South keep your slaves, just come back
to the Union. Abraham Lincoln talked about deporting all the
freed black people to Liberia. Now, I'm not making Abraham
Lincoln out to be a horrible person, That's not what
I'm saying. But he ain't Saint Abe either. It was
an ugly horrible time in this country with angels and
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demons on both sides. What Chris ye, Yeah, I know
Lee wanted to fight for Lincoln. Look, I know it's
an ugly terrible time that, like most things, has been
dumbed down over time, and so now people know things
that simply are not true. Dear Comi crusher. We see
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the price of a barrel of oil going down, resulting
in lower prices at the pump. My question is when
will Trump get a new refinery or two started, since
it takes a couple of years to build. Well, this
is the problem. Trump can do so much. Trump is
so good on energy. He's so good on energy, ignoring
the Greenee crap, making sure he calls it liquid gold
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because that's what it is the world runs on oil,
and there's nothing that's going to change that for a long, long,
long time. It's just not going to happen. But the
problem is, as I've said so many times before, in
order to truly save the United States of America, we
need a reformed Democrat Party. And people get mad when
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I say it, But as I've explained so many times before,
we can't rebuild as fast as they destroy. You can't
deport twenty million people after they import twenty million people.
And even if you can, you can't do it in
four years. They brought in twenty million in four years.
You can't deport twenty minute. It's not possible. What we
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have to have is a Democrat Party, not that's like
the Republican Party. We don't need that. In fact, we
don't even want that. Two parties that are exactly the same.
But we cannot survive long term if the Democrat Party
is committed to destroying everything it touches. When it comes
to oil refineries, if you're asking me to start one,
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why would I start one? Donald Trumps president for less
than four more years. If I start one now, even
if you green light all the permitting process, I get
everything done. Even then I'm a little ways out from
building it. Okay, I finally get it built. How long
does it take me to get a return on my investment? Years?
It takes a year to get a return on your investment. Okay, Well,
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what happens if Gavin Newsom wins the presidency in twenty
twenty eight? I just invested all this money in my
oil refinery and that greasy haired freak comes in and says, no,
I'm stopping it immediately, whether it's law for or not. Well,
I'm gonna sue, sue all you want. I just lost
all my money. I'll never recover it. That's why Trump
can't get the Keystone pipeline going again. Did you know
that Biden came in stopped it, immediately, crushed all those
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jobs Trump. Once it started again, no one wants to
start it because they all understand the second you get
some soul esteem and Democrat in there, they're just gonna
stop the thing again. So it ain't worth it now.
We just don't ever get it. We can't rebuild as
fast as they destroy. We have to reform the Democrat Party.
On that sunny note, you put your phone down, go
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enjoy your weekend. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Hedday is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and don't miss me too
much over the weekend. I'll be back on Monday for
a little medal of honor Monday. So this hour, we
have to talk about wieners. We have to talk about
(00:32):
hot dogs. We have to talk about war killing, innocence
in war, the morality of that. We have yet another
woman proving my point, these crazy communist women, a point
that I made earlier this week. All that, Oh what, Chris, what? Yes,
I'm going to get to the chief of staff thing, Chris,
(00:52):
if you'll let me finish a sentence. All that and
so much more coming up this hour on the world
famous Jesse Kelly Show. But I will go ahead and
follow this up because Chris asked what I would have done.
Here's the thing. You can attack a problem if you
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know the problem, if you really truly know what the
problem is. But if you haven't properly figured out, if
you haven't accurately figured out what the problem is, then
it doesn't matter how hard you try, or or how
good your intentions are. You cannot possibly solve a problem.
(01:34):
Will make it about medicine. Let's just make it about
medicine or disease or something like that. If you think,
if a doctor tells you you have diabetes, he thinks
you have diabetes, and then you think you have diabetes,
and then through a combination of lifestyle changes and medications
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and everything else, you begin to attack that diabetes so
you can take care of it. By the way, prayers
for you if you have And I know that's something
a lot of people struggle with, But you're going up diabetes.
I'm gonna fix my diabetes over and over and over
and over and over again. But instead of diabetes, you
actually have a serious problem with your liver. Yet you've
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been attacking the diabetes. It doesn't matter how diligent you've been,
how hard you've been working, it doesn't matter how good
your intentions are. If you're attacking the disease that's not
the actual disease, then you will not be successful in
fixing yourself. The question ultimately becomes when we talk about
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fixing the United States of America, the question really is
almost everything comes down to this, how bad do you
think it is? That's the question. If I have a
If I have a company, there's one hundred people who
work for my company. I have ten different apartments, ten people,
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ten different apartments. Each apartment obviously has ten people. One
hundred people in my company, and I have one department
that is a huge problem. Let's say I have a
criminal problem this department that we just did an audit.
They're stealing money. It's a disaster, and it looks like
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as we dig into it that eight of the ten
people in that department they're all involved in this criminality.
Well that's bad. Okay, that's a problem. It's ten percent
of your company. But it's not the end of the world.
You can fire everyone in the department. You can eliminate
the department completely. You can fix it in that way.
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If I have another department it's just not going the
right way, doesn't look like there's criminality, but they're really
failing to make their sales numbers. Okay, not the end
of the world. I'll replace that department head with somebody better,
more motivated, more goal focused. I'll get things back in line. If, however,
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I have one hundred person company, I have ten different departments,
and nine of the ten departments are corrupt, obviously, and
as I dig into the department themselves, let's focus on sales,
I find out not only is the head of sales,
not only is he corrupt, but gosh, his guy under
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him is corrupt. It looks like multiple individual salespeople are corrupt.
If I look at my company and nine of my
ten departments are completely corrupted and wrong and bad, well,
you can't fix that with zip recruiter. You have to
you have to take an ax. You have to start
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remaking the entire company because things are so so bad.
I'll play it for you. No, I'll play it for
you again. This is that interview Elon Mustd with Brett Baer.
Listen to this for you?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What's the most astonished?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
By the way, as you listen to this, I know
you already know this is across the government, every department, Pentagon, CIA, FBI,
Department of Agriculture, you name the department, this stuff is
going on.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You. What's the most astonishing thing you've found out in
this process? The sheer amount of waste importing the government.
It is astonishing, It's mind blowing. Just we routinely encounter
wastes of a billion dollars or more casually, you know,
for example, like the simple survey that was literally ten
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questions survey that you could do with survey monkey quashed
about ten thousand dollars. Was the government was being charged
almost a billion dollars for that for just a survey.
A billion dollars for a simple online survey do you
like the National Park? And then there are pays to
be no feedback loop for what would be done with
that survey. Sole say, we're just go to nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Across the government. That's the case. Let me ask you this.
Let's talk about how bad it is Federal Bureau of Investigation,
the federal law enforcement arm all kinds of power, the
power to destroy virtually anybody's life. When the Joe Biden
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administration turned the FBI into an evil, secret state police
agency that spent four years hunting down the political opponents
of Democrats. We're talking in filtrating churches, school board moms,
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the FBI. The FBI got involved in the twenty twenty
election to ensure Joe Biden could win it. And that's
a publicly documented fact. By now, let me ask you this,
Roughly thirty five thousand employees at the FBI. How many
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came forward? Five? Six? I don't know every name. You know,
I can think of him right now, Steve Garrett, Marcus, Kyle,
Phil There's Look, there's a few, but five. Can you
name me ten? I bet you can't. If I have
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a company with thirty five thousand employees and the company
is found to be involved in pervasive criminal evil activity
and a grand total of five people in that company
come forward and say, hey, there's some bad stuff going
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on here? Can I save that company? Does that company
just need a little tweak here and there? Hey, that's
just a just some leadership. Let me tell you what
I heard from a little birdie about the military. Do
you think that just because Trump took over and JD.
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Vance is putting out Marine Corps ads we love, and
just because Pete hag Seth is the SEC deaf? Now?
And do you think all those communist officers in the
United States military have resigned, retired, changed their ways? Remember
was not long ago I told you what I heard
(08:34):
from a source that a third of the Green Berets
our Best would attack American citizens if the government told
them to do so. I have heard now that a
large percentage of the Officer Corps inside the military, they
(08:54):
view their role as resisting the Trump administration. Look, I've
already told you who I'm fans of, who I'm friends with,
who I like, who I don't like. How many flag
officers have been retired, anybody, anybody. We can't tweak this
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and tweak that to get out of where we are
right now as a country. Tweaking won't work. Even look,
even this, even this love Cash, Glad he's there. Okay,
this sounds just In the.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Last three weeks, Tray, the FBI has arrested and brought
to justice. Thanks to the Department of Justice and Pambondi,
three top ten of the FBI's most wanted. Let me
just say that again, not one, not two, but three
of the FBI's most wanted top ten are now in
custody because of our relationships with folks like direct A
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Rackliffe and Secretary hech Seth and Rubio on. The list
goes on. But we've also returned to justice in just
one short week's time, one of the architects of the
Abbygate explosion that killed thirteen of our service members.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
We did that in one Okay, that's good, good, good.
I'm not poopooing it. Good good job cash good good good.
But you know what's even more important than bringing the
abby Gate Guide to justice? Bringing the FBI agents who
are evil secret state police agents bringing them to justice.
(10:35):
Where's that? By my account, so far, we've had one
head of a field office resign, the New York field Office.
Am I wrong about that? If I'm wrong, I'm not
that wrong. Maybe it's two or three, but I believe
it's one. It's not enough. It's not enough, is what
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it is. Whatever, Let's talk about my favorite hot dog.
Always good to have a little wiener talk on a Friday.
Let's talk about peer talk. What's your favorite hot dog?
You should text a friend right now during the break,
and because you have peer talk, you know the text
that's going to go through. That's the beauty of it.
And I want you to think, just do a little
quick math in your head. How many Wieners could you
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buy with one thousand dollars? Did you know the average
American family saves a thousand dollars when they switched to
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hires American citizens. That's the kind of company I believe in.
And when they're on the same network, when it's pain free,
I don't have to change my phone or phone number.
Why wouldn't I switch. There's no reason not to switch.
Switch to pure talk. Dial pound two five zero and
say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly,
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We'll be back. True, it's the Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now let's
dig into the real issues. Jesse, what's your go to
hot dog? Have a youth sports team barbecue this weekend
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and I'm on the hook for the Wienies Hebrew Nationals
Ballpark Costco. Obviously chicken or turkey dogs are not even
in consideration. Well, this is a budget thing, a budget thing.
So let me tell you what I used to do,
and then I'll tell you what I do now. I
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have never had I mean i've never I don't know. Well,
I don't want to act like I don't want to
poor mouth, you know, but if not had a ton
of money most of my life bar s, bacon what Chris,
don't shake your head. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it too
cheap for you? Bars? Bacon, bars, hot dogs? I know
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it's not the highest to quality, Chris. They're delicious, absolutely delicious,
and you can get those things, Chris, look it up.
It's got to be a quarter a wiener. They cost
nothing even with inflation. If you've got a mass cook them.
And if you look, times are tight for a lot
of people. If you're on a budget, bar s is
a great, great option, a great option if you're doing well,
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maybe you got good money coming in now. I don't
know where you're at in life. You know, we all
have our ups and downs. I'll tell you what I
buy now now that I have this sweet radio gig.
Ballpark bun size beef francs. Don't miss on a single
thing I just said, because there's a lot of different
ballpark franks out there. Ballpark bun size, you need a
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It's so critical in life. I can't believe people are
dismissive of this, especially hot don companies. The wiener has
to fit inside of the bun. It's gotta be a
good Wiener bun fit, meaning the wiener has to fill
up the bun completely. But the wiener, it one can't
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be too fat. Girth matters. You don't want one of
the quarter pound Wieners. It doesn't work. Then the wiener
the bread ratio is all screwed up. The wiener has
to be the appropriate girth, so the bun can not
completely wrap around it. But a three side wrap of
the bun. Okay, you with me? Why are you shaking
your Why are you laughing, Chris? Why don't you grow up? Wiener?
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Bun girth is important. A three side, not four, then
your wiener's too small, But also not two, because then
your wiener's too biggest, too girthy, right and length length
Wieners are too short most of the time. But I
don't want to act like just too short matters, too
long matters too. I don't want to have to snip
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off the end of my wiener before I can get
to the exact kind of hot dog it's supposed to be.
The wiener is supposed to fit inside of the buns perfectly.
That is what, Chris, What Chris? I'm not getting Hebrew nationals.
I'll explain why in a moment, and don't tell me
they're pre snipped, Chris, why don't you grow up? Okay? Anyway,
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ballpark bun size b Franks. They're the ones who deliver this.
They deliver it perfectly. Now, Chris, let me talk to
you and you people, Okay. I am a hot dog
man to this day. I try not to do it
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often some forty three, not twenty three anymore. Once a month,
I would guess maybe once every couple months. I go
to the store and I get hot dogs, and it's
weiener night, Nick Kelly Halseol. I tried Hebrew Nationals because
everybody told me Jews, Gentiles. Everybody told me Hebrew Nationals.
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Hebrew Nationals. You have to try the Hebrew Nationals. They're
not very good, dude. I don't like them. You really
like them, Corey, you like them. You've never had them.
You're not missing out this suck. I don't think they're
anybody than bars. I really mean it. I don't mean
that to be offensive, Chris. You know how polite I am.
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I'm telling you they're not good. I wanted to like
your people's hot dogs. I did. I wanted to be
that guy, right what, Maybe I got a bad batch, Chris,
they're hot dogs brother, the batch is the batch? Do
you think they changed the recipe or something like that.
I can. I'll tell you what, I'll try them one
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more time. I'll try them one more time, give them
one more shot for your sake. Because I'm an understanding
person who's kind to other people. I'm gonna give them
one more shot. I think the Hebrew Nationals are awful,
absolutely awful. Nathan's it's not a money thing. And you're
not gonna accuse me of being a money thing. You,
of all people, it's not a money thing. Are they
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more expensive than ballparks? For real? I haven't priced them
in ages. I only bought them one time. Well, I'll
tell you this though. When I bought Hebrew Nationals, it
was years ago and I wasn't doing that well financially.
Maybe the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Maybe they tasted
worse because I had just upgraded from bars and I was, look,
you've got to really deliver. If I'm gonna pay maximum
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premium hot dog prices, I better be getting premium hot
dog taste. If I get a suboptimal wiener, I'm gonna
be upset. Don't clip that, Okay, don't Corey, why don't
you grow up? Okay, that's not you understand what I mean.
I don't like it. I'll tell you what where they
are acceptable, because this is what I did with my
one pack of Hebrew Nationals. I bought. They're good with
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Kraft Mac Greenies and Mac is as good as Why
do you always sneer at the good stuff? Chris? You know,
like we are you too good for Weenies and mac Weenis.
Corey knows what I'm talking about. My boys tried to
sneer it because they've never had it. First time I
made it. Oh no, no, no, what kids don't like
different things. I put down a bowl of it in
front of them. They just inhaled it and asked for more. Gosh,
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I'm starving.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Look if you need nutrition with it, poor rough Greens. No,
I'm kidding. The Rough Greens is for your dog. But
your dog needs that because honestly, dog food is basically
it's hot dogs. It's fast food. It's empty calories. Your
dog eats empty calories every meal. That's what dog food is.
Rough Greens is a live live vitamins, minerals, digestive enzymes.
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The difference you will see in your dog, better energy,
better oh just better breath, better health. You don't go
to the vet neras often, of course, would you go
to the doctor as often. If you ate good free
Jumpstart trialbags, you can try it. You sprinkle it on
your dog's food. Roughgreens dot Com slash Jesse is where
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you go. Or call eight three three three three my dog.
We'll be back The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Gosh I miss zz top. They were
Gosha love me some zz top. Anyway, it is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, turning through all the
important news of the day. Now, let me just do
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a little call back to something I said earlier this week.
We may end up christ you might have to put
this permanently on the sound list. Remember this is from
earlier when I said this. Let me just use your
values against you. I've warned you about that forever. Whatever
values you have, they will identify them. They will learn
and to use that, wear that like a skin suit
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and use it against you. Hey, you know Jesus would
want you to fill up your country with illegals. They
love that kind of stuff, and they do it on
deeper levels too, particularly with women. The mama bear stereotype
is a mama bear stereotype because it's real. If you
ever hurt one of my children, yeah, I'd probably torture
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you to death. But you better hope I get to
you before my wife does. That's mama. Look, I've seen it.
Remember when I told you the story when I went
to Alaska, I watched a mama bear fight and die
for her two cubs so they could escape. That's what
a mama bear does. She'll fight. Now when a young
woman goes to college, the communist knows everything I just said.
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They take that nature, that wonderful nature of a woman
to nurture and care for something. And what they do
is they take her eyes, They take that nature, and
they simply divert it towards something else. Now instead of
a focus on family, children, caring for that. Now, they
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get her focused on I mean, pick your cause, right.
Maybe it's the LGBTQ stuff, Maybe it's the climate. They
get her focused on that. You know what, we'll make
it about the climate. They get the climate in her mind,
and they make the earth the air. They will find
a way to use that motherly instinct and aim it
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at protecting the planet. And then once you've managed to
twist her up like that, Now now she believes insane things.
And now what will she do if you're trying to
hurt her kids that suv? You just think it's an suv?
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No big deal, right, Mama bear looks at it like
you're hurting her baby, and she will hurt you for
hurting her baby. Listen to this. The destruction of property
is In case you're wondering, this is some COMMI freak
justifying the torching, the keying, the vandalization of Tesla's going
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on across the country because the communists are a too
stupid to still realize that everything's being filmed and b
have decided Elon Musk is the height of all evil.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
The destruction of property is a perfectly viable source of protest.
No harming humans. Obviously, human life is sacred no matter
whose it is. But property is These are just things,
These are just cars, you hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I'll play another one. This one's from a Christine Reeves.
She's a representative in Washington State.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I recall a time in our country's history, not that
long ago, where people like my grandfather.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Keep in mind. She's having an argument about men and
women's sports.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
We're told that they could not participate in sporting activities
because he was a black man. I can recall a
time in our country's history, Madam Chair, where people like
my grandfather and my great grandfather were not allowed to
participate in processes and places in our society because of
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the color of their skin. And as I'm listening to
this debate, Madam Chair, it reminds me of a time
in our country where people generated science to compel people
to believe in the argument that my father, my grandfather,
my grandmother, my great grandparents were less than in our society.
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We are repeating history, Madam speaker.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
In this debate, and it is very Do you hear
how they twist these young women up, they eat them up,
and then they become the tip of the spear. Hey Jesse,
something I've been thinking about since seeing the way Israel
prosecutes its war. He's talking about Yemen and now brought
to the forefront of my mind by the Yemen Chat
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leak and blowing up a residential building to kill one
high value target. I'm seeing people justify such acts with quote,
that's how you fight wars. So if killing dozens or
even hundreds of innocence to kill one bad man is justified,
is hijacking an airliner full of innocence and using it
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as a weapon to attack a building full of high
value targets not also justified? Sure, we aren't at war,
but last time I checked, we're not at war with
any country in the Middle East either, but we still
seem to be killing a lot of people there. Anyway.
I know it's a hard, almost unthinkable question, but that's
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why I listened to Jesse Kelly. You think, Okay, First,
that's a very very valid question to ask, and the
fact that you're even asking it probably speaks very very highly.
If you tells me you don't take everything, hook line
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and sinker anything anybody says, myself included, And you shouldn't.
You think for yourself. God gave you your own mind.
So let's talk about this, because I think I think
we can probably agree, at least on this end of it.
Let's take the two extremes. I think we can agree
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that slaughtering endless amounts of innocent people to kill one
bad man is bad. Right, you would agree with that? Okay,
that's the one extreme end. Now let's go to the
other extreme end. The other extreme end being you are never,
under any circumstances allowed to harm a single head on
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an innocent a single hair on an innocent person's head
in pursuit of getting a bad man. That's also an
extreme example, wouldn't you agree. I've used this example before.
I'll use it again just because it's my favorite documentary
of all time made by the BBC of all things
called Hell in the Pacific. Highly recommend. It's impossible to
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find though you have to basically buy a DVD online anyway.
The guy's talking, it's a marine. I think it was
from Boston if I remember right, and he was talking
about Sidepan. There's a cave. We have to go past
the cave. We can't stay here. We have to advance
across the island. We have to take the island. In
this cave, there are Japanese soldiers, Japanese soldiers. We can't
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get them out. We have tried, and multiple buddies of
ours have died trying to get them out. It's very
hard to get somebody out of a cave. But these
Japanese soldiers in the cave, they have taken into the cave,
women and children. Now, remember, you can't move past it.
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That's not an option, because then you've left an enemy
in your rear. He's just gonna come out when after
dark and cut your buddy's throat while he sleeps. You
cannot move past it. You can't leave them there. They
won't come out on their own. So what do the
Marines do? A bunch of different things? Sometimes stuck a
flamethrower in there, not pleasant, shoot on pelel lou. They'd
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flat out run gas hoses into these things, fill them
up with gas, light them on fire bye. Sometimes it's
a satchel charge. Sometimes you just blow up the entrance
to the cave. And now everybody in the cave, the men,
the women, the children, they will slowly die in the
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pitch black, starvation, thirst. Let me ask you this, songs
were getting dark. What do you think the soldiers did
to the women and children after we blew the entrance
to the cave closed? What do you think they did
in order to survive? Was it wrong? Was it right?
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I don't know that I have the answer. I don't
I don't think i'd ever call it wrong. The Marines
who had to do such things, and soldiers haunted them
to the day they died. This is why I get frustrated.
And you've heard me yell before about people who make
things so simple all the time. Well, right or wrong,
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that's not how the world works Oftentimes. Oftentimes it's hard
to see those lines. And I don't have the answer
to your question. By the way, I'm glad you ask it.
I'm glad you think now. I brought up DVDs, a
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We'll be back. This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It
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is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse
Kelly Show on a spectacular Friday. Remember if you miss me,
you can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And I have to get to a bunch of these.
We feel like I went, feel like I went. Didn't
do very many emails today, Chris? Did I not do
enough emails today? Although I feel like the show is
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spectacular and.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Now here's a headline.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Why you know, you know the thing emails? We didn't
get to you. Oh wise One, how about Putin and
Zelensky just settle it between themselves like men of honor.
I recall General Patton called out Hitler and Rommel like this,
Of course he did. Besides all the dueling and such,
who do you think would win? First of all, that
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sounds exactly like something Patton would do. And Patton would
have carved up that dork Hitler like nothing, and he
would have done it to Rommel. Two. Not that Rommel
was a dork, but Patten loved to fight. Patten carried
six shooters on him. Did you think Patten carried six
shooters just as like a costume? No, No, Patten was
an expert shot with him. At one point in time,
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as a young man fighting in Mexico, Patten was charged
by Mexicans on horseback, busts out his six shooter like
it's a freaking WIA movie and guns them all down,
straps him to the hood of his jeep, and drives
back into the Of course Patten would just want to
fight about it. Of course he would, as far as
Zelenski and Putin goes. You know, on the surface, you
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would say, well, Putin would certainly win that because Putin
he's trained KGB Judo guy. But yeah, that's the thing,
Chris age Man. Zelensky's just so much younger. Granted, Zelenski
is he a midget officially, Chris? Do we have an
official height on him down there? If not a midget,
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he's at least Italian. Hey, Jesse, you got to help
me out here. Why does the government need to reference
some obscure law to deport illegals? Well, because all of
the American left is designed to destroy and ignore the
Constitution in favor of what they want. Half of the
American right is designed to allow the American left to
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destroy the law so the left can do what it's want.
Once you want what it wants, once you understand the game,
once you see the game, you can see it clearly.
Balding Menu whisper, it's not nice. I believe the war
he's talking about, the Civil War was initially over economic
issues rather than slavery. What are your thoughts, Well, that
was a huge part of it. Remember, this Civil War
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is one of the things everybody can argue about to
this day. But it's also dumbed down to the point
in our education system that nobody knows anything about anything anymore.
All kids learn about the Civil wars North good, South Bad.
Did you know that Abraham Lincoln offered the South that
you can keep your slaves, just come back to the Union.
Did you know that. I'm not denying the fact that
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Abraham Lincoln was an abolitionist, because he was, to his credit,
he hated slavery. He wanted it ended. Abraham Lincoln was
interested in keeping the Union together. That was his interest.
I know, your history teacher, it's a communist moron who
doesn't know anything. But I'm here to tell you this
is all documented. You can go look it up. Abraham
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Lincoln told the South keep your slaves, just come back
to the Union. Abraham Lincoln talked about deporting all the
freed black people to Liberia. Now, I'm not making Abraham
Lincoln out to be a horrible person, That's not what
I'm saying. But he ain't Saint Abe either. It was
an ugly horrible time in this country with angels and
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demons on both sides. What Chris ye, Yeah, I know
Lee wanted to fight for Lincoln. Look, I know it's
an ugly terrible time that, like most things, has been
dumbed down over time, and so now people know things
that simply are not true. Dear Comi crusher. We see
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the price of a barrel of oil going down, resulting
in lower prices at the pump. My question is when
will Trump get a new refinery or two started, since
it takes a couple of years to build. Well, this
is the problem. Trump can do so much. Trump is
so good on energy. He's so good on energy, ignoring
the Greenee crap, making sure he calls it liquid gold
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because that's what it is the world runs on oil,
and there's nothing that's going to change that for a long, long,
long time. It's just not going to happen. But the
problem is, as I've said so many times before, in
order to truly save the United States of America, we
need a reformed Democrat Party. And people get mad when
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I say it, But as I've explained so many times before,
we can't rebuild as fast as they destroy. You can't
deport twenty million people after they import twenty million people.
And even if you can, you can't do it in
four years. They brought in twenty million in four years.
You can't deport twenty minute. It's not possible. What we
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have to have is a Democrat Party, not that's like
the Republican Party. We don't need that. In fact, we
don't even want that. Two parties that are exactly the same.
But we cannot survive long term if the Democrat Party
is committed to destroying everything it touches. When it comes
to oil refineries, if you're asking me to start one,
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why would I start one? Donald Trumps president for less
than four more years. If I start one now, even
if you green light all the permitting process, I get
everything done. Even then I'm a little ways out from
building it. Okay, I finally get it built. How long
does it take me to get a return on my investment? Years?
It takes a year to get a return on your investment. Okay, Well,
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what happens if Gavin Newsom wins the presidency in twenty
twenty eight? I just invested all this money in my
oil refinery and that greasy haired freak comes in and says, no,
I'm stopping it immediately, whether it's law for or not. Well,
I'm gonna sue, sue all you want. I just lost
all my money. I'll never recover it. That's why Trump
can't get the Keystone pipeline going again. Did you know
that Biden came in stopped it, immediately, crushed all those
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jobs Trump. Once it started again, no one wants to
start it because they all understand the second you get
some soul esteem and Democrat in there, they're just gonna
stop the thing again. So it ain't worth it now.
We just don't ever get it. We can't rebuild as
fast as they destroy. We have to reform the Democrat Party.
On that sunny note, you put your phone down, go
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enjoy your weekend. That's all
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