April 1, 2025 • 36 mins
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. Jean, where were Chris
Crockett for Jesse Kelly our number three of the program,
Jesse back tomorrow. I have the privilege of filling it
once again. Okay, so this is this is pretty wild.
I mean, look, we all know that the FBI covered
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up in the Biden Justice Department and Obama Justice Department.
Where have they all covered everything up with the Hunter
the laptop and everything? But listen, this is this is
pretty wild. You have this coming out today in twenty
is from Catherine Herridge. Uh, former What's your CBS? I
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think she was former Fox News great reporter Michael Schallenberger,
journalist from California, ran for governor at one point coming
out with this story. The FBI in twenty twenty four
accidentally admitted to House Investigators, or admitted, I should say,
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officially to House Investigators, the FBI employee inadvertently and FBI
employee and invertently confirmed the authenticity of Hunter's laptop to
Twitter in a conference call on the morning of October fourteenth,
twenty twenty. He accidentally told Twitter on the record, we
know it's Hunter's laptop, we know it's official and That's
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the exact day the New York Post published the story
about it. So Twitter knew it was real. They knew
it was the story, they knew it was bad for
Biden and Hunter, and they still banned the story. Quote.
I recall that when the question came up, an intelligence
analyst said, an FBI agent said something to the effective, Yes,
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the laptop is real, testify the then Russia Unit chief
of the FBI's Foreign Influenced Task Force in a closed
door transcribed interview. Now, this is all because the Republicans
control the House, the Senate, and the White House. So
what happened is, for the first time with the new
administration under Trump, the FBI has now turned over to
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the GOP house investigators the internal chat messages that show
the FBI leadership actively silenced its employees and knew that
laptop was real. One of these reporters was the famous
Trump hater and leftist Elvis M. Chan, the San Francisco
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based special agent FBI tasked with interacting with social media companies.
Chan asked, quote, actually, what kind of case is the
laptop thing? Corruption? Campaign financing? Another employee of the FBI
says close hold and then after which the response is redacted,
to which Chan says, oh, crap, quote unquote, to underscore
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the serious nature of the probe, which included felony tax charges,
Chan ads, okay, it ends here. Chan then asked in
the same conversation, anyone, if anybody is discussing that New
York Post article on the bidens. Chan says, yes, we
are confirmed an active investigation. No further comment. The irs whistleblowers,
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you remember them. I'm sure you've heard. Sure Jesse talked
about it when it happened. Those two FBI whistleblowers, Oh,
scud be irs whistleblowers have been promoted. It is so amazing.
It's like the revenge of the Nerds at the end
and the good guys win or whatever. These two guys
and they were still being harassed and persecuted and what
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do you call it, penalized for being whistleblowers. And so
the Trump administration, only about what tooth a week or
two or three ago, came out and they announced that
the I think Treasury treasure Secretary of Scott Beston I believe
was the one er or somebody that nature of the
trum administration came out and said those two I have
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given them a promotion. They are now in charge of
investigating and going through all the stuff, the bad stuff
with the irs. They're in charge. That is justice, and
that is the opposite of the Biden administration. The So
those are the two guys. They were a lot of
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there were a lot of covert excuse me, overt investigative
steps that were not allowed to take place because of
an upcoming election, said the one of the two whistleblowers,
Joseph Ziggler. And it related to the president's son. So
not even the candidates. So this was not allowed. You
can't stop a story about the son of the candidate,
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is what his point is. It's not part of the policy.
So then I thought about this. I want you to
think about this too. If they literally went to town
to bury and hot, not even Barry, but to pretend
it never happened to hide a criminal mass criminal investigation,
the president's son. Massive We're talking Pharaoh violations, Foreign Agents
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Registration Act. It's a serioest felony. We're talking about tax evasion,
all sorts of prostitution over state lines, conspiracy stuff type
of stuff, and all that's thrown out to protect Joe Biden.
So imagine, imagine what they have on Biden that we
haven't heard about it yet, or that we may never
hear about. If they did that for Biden's son, what
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did they do for Biden? So this shows on the
day of the New York Post story came out October fourteenth,
twenty twenty, they knew that laptop was authentic and it
was real, and those fifty one disgraced former intelligents all
knew and they were all lying. I mean, this is
the scariest, most orwellian thing one can think of. That
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and Fauch, you, who should be in jail right now. Hey,
I did want to tell you something else. Let's see,
is Corey Booker are still talking? I don't know he's yeah,
we think he's still talking. The man this is the
funniest thing in the world. And you know, producer Chris
asked me a great question, what is he? What is he?
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What is he philibustering over? And they're trying to say, well,
technically he's not philibustering. So I had to look it
up because I'm like, I don't even know what the
guy's doing. It's a clown show. He is quote showing
a feat of endurance. Technically, they say he's not philibustering
to show Democrats objections to President Donald Trump's agenda. The
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Trump's agenda and everything he's doing is at the speed
of light. So I mean, this poor guy has got
to have like a thousand things that he doesn't like
about them. So he's just sitting here, I guess, complaining
about everything Trump's doing. Well, does he not realize that
like seventy million people voted for Trump, So he's really
complaining about what seventy million people want. And I guess
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he's telling us how bad we are for wanting these
things that are good for America. Oh, Corey Booker's staffer
arrested for carrying a gun on the Capitol grounds as
he was in our nineteen of his filibuster or non filibuster,
or some say he was arrested for carrying a pistol
without a license old weapons prohibited from Capitol grounds. Even
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if as this guy is, guy's a retired law enforcement officer,
even if you are retired law enforcement, you cannot have
that weapon. You can't do it, even if you're a
retired law enforcement or if you have a permit to
carry in DC you cannot do it. And it's funny
because this is here's a big question. Corey Booker might
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want a filibuster for another five days or so because
guess what, hoping everybody forgets about this, I guess what.
The New York Post says, it's unclear whether Booker escorted
this guy's former retired police officer, who he has been
bfs with for apparently like twenty or thirty years. I'll
share that more of that in a minute. But is
unclear if Booker may have escorted his buddy around security.
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In other words, he may have known that his retired
law enforcement officer friend was carrying a weapon illegally into
the Capitol on Capitol grounds and therefore, being a senator,
had him whisked around the metal detectors, because he would
have been flat, he would have been caught right there.
So quote quote the New York Post, it's unclear whether
Booker escorter Batster on security. In a twenty to twenty
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two Facebook reeled, the senator had referred to the staffer
as one of his best friends quote unquote. In fact,
he's been a fixture of Booker's life for at least
eleven years, per social media reports says The New York
Post one showed Booker affectionately calling him the Batman. His
last name is batt so I would not be surprised
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if ends up getting in big trouble for sneaking his
buddy in with his gun, knowing he had when it
wasn't supposed to have one. So I get maybe that's
why he's philibustering, Producer Chris. Maybe he is philibustering so
that we forget that he may have helped this guy
smuggle in a gun. Hmm. I think he might want to,
But I think he might want to pull off the
greatest philibuster of all time, so we forget about this.
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Otherwise he's he can be in some big trouble. Oh,
special elections going on in Florida. Good news. There's two
seats that are up tonight. One is a former congressman,
Mike Waltz, who's now the head of National Security right
national Security Director. I think that's where his title is.
But Waltz, Mike Waltz, is now His seat just was
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won by the Republican by a lot, not by the
thirty points Trump wanted by it, but I think by
eleven points or so last time I checked, so he won.
So we held the Congress with at least one seat.
The other seat is Matt Gates's old seat that has
at last I checked a few minutes ago, they hadn't
even come to anything that The polls just closed at
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eight pm Central, So that was about fifteen minutes ago.
That's why that wasn't that one hasn't come in yet.
Also Wisconsin, I've seen no movement at all on the
Wisconsin Supreme Court election results. But let me tell you something.
I lived in Wisconsin. I lived in Madison, Wisconsin, Ouclaire, Wisconsin,
did radio shows there back in the day, and I
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got it. The God helped that state. If this crazy
leftist woman who is running against the Republican there, if
she wins, because I've heard some crazy stuff about her.
So we'll see. We held one of the two seats
that are up tonight for the House. We held Mike Waltz's.
Now it's Mitt Gates as we're going to find out about.
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And then of course the Wisconsin Supreme Court will keep
our eye on that. Can Trump actually serve as a
third term and President as president serve a third term?
I have the answer for you, and I think you're
going to like it all. That's coming up next on
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have cats. It's an issue there my daughter, it's her,
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much to get into. That is so much wild stuff,
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you know, remaining forty minutes or thirty seven minutes whatever. Okay,
check it out. Can Trump serve a third term? Yes,
yes he can because and this is this is great.
You can tell this university about this professor. I don't
think he's a University of Minnesota's at Farley Farley Dickinson
or Fairley Dickinson University, but he wrote. He was the
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lead author in a nineteen ninety nine Minnesota Law Review
article that was insanely researched that concluded the text of
the twelfth Amendment was ambiguous enough to potentially leave the
door open to a vice presidential run by a limited
by a term limited president. And so here's what he says.
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The lead author of the article, who you're going to
hear a quote from from yesterday, said it isn't obvious
that Trump is limited to eight years of service. The
weight of historical evidence, the legal analysis, and the constitutional
text add up to make this the most defensible reading. Yes,
Trump can run as a vice president, perhaps with Jada Vance,
and once again be running this country as the vice president. Perhaps.
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I wonder if Advance were to stepped down, then obviously
Trump would take over, wouldn't he. And there's no rules
saying you can't be vice president if your vice president
and then you in Advance resigns or something. I don't
know if that's ever going to happen, but that isn't incredible.
So this guy clearly hates Trump in my opinion, because
look what he says. He says, there is a possible loophole.
They asked him, you know, the guy wrote that. The
lead author of that from twenty six years ago, he
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says there is a possible loophole. I wish it weren't true,
but there is a I'm sure he'd be excited if
a former president, who Saint Obama wanted to run his
vice president. He'd but oh, it's great, Yeah, I do
the article here. But now he's like, I wish it
weren't true, Like, don't blay me. So trump Is, you know,
he said that people are looking at it, they're telling
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him he can do it. But he he said to
fake News NBC with the Kristen Welker, who oh, she
is definitely a Trumpeter. In a phone interview with her,
he told her he said, yeah, they tell me I can,
but right now I'm focusing on the beginning of my
second administration. Pretty wild, huh. I want to get into that.
We have some really good and fun stuff. But before
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we do a little bit more, I told you about
it ran a little earlier. Trump Is he said, work
with me to the Ietola. If you don't, basically, we're
going to attack you. And it's I believe from everything
I've read, it's going to be a joint strike with
Israel and US in our B two. We have a
quarter of our B two bombers are at Diego Garcia Base,
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a joint base with the Brits in the Indian Ocean,
and we are going to attack. And I think that
Trump is because they're I mean, we've been told for
months and months that they're a week away from having
enough a nuclear physile material to make a warhead, and
they have enough to make I think up to six warheads,
I think last time I heard. But the other thing
is it would take them up to six months or
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so to build a ballistic missile that could actually or
an ICBM that could actually carry that warhead, at least
a ballistic one that could carry the warhead. But they're
just so close, and they've done nothing but get more
and more close to having and have more and more
enriched uranium, and it's the time has come. And they
also said that, they said we're not going to meet
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with you, and they threatened us if you do anything
to else, we're going to attack you. Our missiles and
our drones are gonna hit your Diego Garcia base there
in the ocean. But the problem is the range for
the drones probably won't even make it. It's just too close,
is what our folks think. But the missiles will be
a threat. But I think we're gonna have to do this,
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and I think it's gonna happen within a year, and
it'll be interesting if they let because I've always known this,
and I've said this out loud, that we know the
Israelis are going to be the ones that do it,
and we're gonna play a little koi, but we'll be
working with them on it unequivocally. We'll be approving it
and supporting it. And it'll be interesting to see if
Trump allows an Iranian Posimanian Israeli pilot to learn how
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to fly one of our B twos, if they already
don't to be able to do the operation, that would
be wild. China, meantime, is now warning Taiwan independence means war,
as they launched drills all around the island. If we
go to war with if they invade Taiwan before the
agreed time, the war will be intense. We will lose
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more people. This according to the Institute for the Study
of War and the Wall Street Journal and an editorial
I read a year or two ago. I'm gonna tell
you what will happened if we go to war with them.
How many people will die and how many of our
major era aircraft carriers, our ships will lose. China's also
bucking back, trying to say we're not going to sell
the Panama Canal Ports. We'll get into all that and
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then we're gonna have a lot of fun in the
final half of The Jesse Kelly Show. It's Chris Rocken
for Jesse Kelly The Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I love love some
good leads up and of course, okay, you know, it
was interesting, by the way, the races in Wisconsin and
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in Florida. The Wisconsin, well, we got nothing, zero point zero.
We got to Bluto Blue Tarski's grade point average so
far in on the Wisconsin race zero point zero. Nothing yet. Okay,
but we do have both congressional races that were hyped
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up insanely. They always do this like, oh my gosh,
oh my gosh, Trump won the district District six by
thirty points, but oh my gosh, the Republican is only
up by nine points, and Executive Bruce Chris making a
great point that, well, that's because Trump's down on the
ballot this time. You always have much worse turnout in
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off ballot non presidential elections whatever. So in this case,
it's just a tremendous, solid victory. It is nowhere near
anything close. In fact, both the first the first Congressional district,
and the sixth Congressional District in Florida both went Republican
almost exactly by the same numbers, not the amount of votes,
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but the percentage of votes. It's wild. It is the
exact same amount of Democrats forty two point eight percent
voted for each Democrat, and it's literally only off by
one tenth of a point on the Republican results for
both ones. So literally it's fourteen points victory in both
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the sixth district and the first Congressional District of Florida.
We won both seats, as you expected, and they were like,
well Trump well fourteen points, as the producer Chris smartly
observed here Keen of the observed, whatever is fourteen points
is still a landslide, dude. So that's a massive landslide
and off election, you know, off yr election riever, So
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we won both those, I say we, but the Republicans won.
And then the Wisconsin Supreme Court is the only one
other that is matters tonight. Everybody's talking about at least
wondering about and zero to zero. So that's what we got, guys,
So good news for republics tonight. Now, Chris and I
were talking to the break about why is it so
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important that China be stopped from invading Taiwan? And yeah,
there's there's chips are very very important, but you know
it's not worth going to warrant dying for. I said, well, listen,
do you remember when we had COVID and there was
a lack of chips? Yes, Well, do you remember you
couldn't get any of those special like normal options were
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used to getting in our car, Like heated seats. Are
heated seats worth going to war? War? Yes? Are having
a seriously like the mirror the side of your mirror
being able to you know, adjust it is that worth
going to warver? Yes? Just kidding. My understanding is that
with the chips, if if we lose Taiwan, we are
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we have nowhere near what we need for production of
chips in our weapons systems. Well, we will not be
able to build any weapons or anything to protect ourselves.
We will not be able to build computers, cell phones.
There are so many things that we don't know about
and you know, Chris and I were talking, he still says, well,
a little inconvenience and we have factories in this and
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that can't be that. You know, it wouldn't be that
big of a deal. But really, I'm not an expert
on it, but I bet you we can get somebody
on to fully explain why it's like, no, we need this.
And here's why. I think there are so many things
that we could talk about that would be affected by it.
There would be no go for us. So that's my
humble opinion. But here's another thing. And by the way,
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if we go to war with China over Taiwan, because
we will do that. I've not seen anything other than
we will do that if they invade before their time
they're supposed to take over Taiwan. And I think we
are so behind on getting chips made here in America,
and even though we're trying our best, Biden's deal to
make those chips was a joke. You had to have
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like union scale wages for healthcare or excuse me, for childcare.
You had to super woke union stuff in there and everything.
It was all a disgrace and a big giveaway to
their leftist friends. But and I think the Trump administration
can get in there and cut through all this crap
and just build the factories. And also some of the
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makers from Taiwan are here and recording them or having
come into Texas or other places Arizona and stuff to
build chip factories. But it's going to take several years.
My understanding, I could be off. I think it's like
five years or something before we can see next to
a new factory. And so our pants are down. We
need to get our pants back up, and we need
to get ready. But if we go to war, because
if they invade Taiwan, we will we go to war
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with them. We will lose. Here's the according to the
Institute for the Study of War and the Wall Street
Journal and edoril I read, We're going to lose the
same amount of people we lost in Vietnam in one week.
We will lose all of our long range missiles, at
least the least the ones that we can use for
our aircraft's aircraft carriers and such, or our warships, and
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we'll lose I think an aircraft area. So I mean,
can you imagine one week losing what we lost in Vietnam.
Can you imagine losing the aircraft, losing and not having
running out of long range missiles for at least our
crews are our ships. Some scary stuff, but we would win.
We would win. And one of the great I know,
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Jesse loves talking about battles and all this stuff, which
is great. I certainly don't have nearly as much wisdom
as he does in all this, but I will tell
you that I also saw that one of the best
weapons we have that China cannot stop is I think
it's our F fifteens and the way they come in
with their abilities on radar and the kind of missiles
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we can fire off of those F fifteens, we will
be able to take out a lot of their stationary
positions where they're able to fire at us, you know,
from their land. And so we're going to we're going
to be deadly effective with our F fifteens against their
stationary their missile batteries or whatever they are. Will be
taking them out much much easier and as such, but
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the Chinese navy is insanely better and beyond than ours.
They have more ships than ours. Again, we've been caught
with our pants down it's a disgrace, it's a joke,
and I'm glad Trump's in there to cut through all
this scrap and make it happen and make us the strongest, biggest,
baddest military, or at least navy and military. Of course
then we've been that's the way to do it, peace
through strength. China, by the way, also deling a twenty
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three billion dollars sale of the Panama Canal ports two
of them to the US backed consortium led by Black Rock.
So we're going to make this happen. We're going to
force it. This is so dangerously close to us. People
can mock Trump on the Panama Canal, of mocked Trump
on Greenland. Nobody's mocking him anymore if they're either peeved
off at him or they love it. And I think
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hearing Jdvans explain why Greenland is a must for US
makes perfect sense. I think they see and know a
lot more than we see and know about and I
trust him and Trump on this. But talking he did
talk publicly that the Russian and Chinese warships are so
dangerously close, and you know how they work, like in
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the Philippines, in the South China Sea, and the Philippines.
They go in there and they harass fishermen, they shoot
water cannons at them, they bump the boats, they'll even
sink the boats. And they want dominance of areas that
are clearly Philippine seas that belong to the Philippine. You know,
it's like, what is it one hundred miles off off
the shore or something. I don't know, but they're trying
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to take over large swaths of the sea and places
that are not theirs. That's how they work. They lie,
they cheat, and they steal. They steal our technology, they
steal our secrets. They cheat and lie and steal, whether
it be for patents, whether it be for land or areas,
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like I'm talking about with the Philippines, and they're taking
over they're trying to take over that port. Patam mcna,
I should say, those two ports, and they must be stopped.
They must be stopped and they must be removed at
all cost. And also the same thing with Greenland, as
far as how close they are and how much they're
involved in there, they're gonna claim that part of the sea.
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Russia and China will their best. He's now thanks to
Joe Biden so I agree that we got to get there,
and I love how Vance couched it. He said, you
need protection and the Dutch are not. And I don't
even have to check that out. I'm sure the Dutch
aren't protecting Greenland or other places like we protect our stuff,
so we need to do that. I agree. I think
that's great. And boys, it's interesting watching their heads blow up,
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but it is what it is. You know, have you
ever had speed dating? Ever done that? My wife and
daughter watched these shows that I cannot stand. I rip
on them. I they get mad at me because I
just can't stop ripping on them. There's things that make
fun of somebody up there. I'm like, you know, or
attack somebody up there, like this is so stupid. I
can't stand these Kardashian type shows. There was a speed
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dating the show on that they watch the other day,
and some of these people are so vapid in your
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you know what speed dating is, right, but what about
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It's fine, you got that right the Jesse Kelly Show.
Oh yeah, I'm jamming, I'm jamming, I'm jamming. Okay, we
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plane passenger details disgusting encounter with fellow traveler Daily Mail.
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This woman posted a ten minute video explaining what happened
the shocking moment. Another passenger did this to her flying
home to New York City and her daughter playing taxi
for takeoff. All of a sudden, a man walks down
the aisle, seemingly trying to go to the bathroom. The
flight attendant says, oh, sir, turn around, go back to
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your seat. He stands there, has this kind of funny
look on his face. Oh yeah, flood attendant again says,
you need to sit down, go to your seat, sir.
Instead he looked around. Oh boy, here we go. Looked around,
looked to the ground, looks to the side and points
and starts to cover his mouth before he could finish.
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Before she the attendant could say, start saying, oh, go back,
Oh my gosh, he's gonna puke. The man projectile vomited
all over This woman, who did the ten minute video
about her experience. Projectile vomited all over her and the plane.
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It squirts out of the sides because he covers his
mouth to catch it and it goes out on both sides.
It showered. What's it again, producer, Yeah, he tried. Can
I tell you what I did? You're gonna hear something
here we go. You want to get get ready for this? Okay,
I fly commercial all the time. I've never gotten sick,
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except for this one time when I went to New
York a month ago. I didn't nothing happened. But this plane,
I've never had this happen in my life. They insist
on the plane I was on on thirty minutes after
you know, from takeoff on and thirty minutes before you land,
they make you open up every window on the plane.
Have you ever heard of this? Producer Chris, I've ever
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experienced this. I've never so somebody said, well, that's a regulation.
No it's not. I've been flying for god knows how
many years, how many decades, nobody's ever said you got
to roll up, put the thing up, put it down.
I've never seen this before. So there I am, and
they're like, you know, the captains like we're gonna warn
you there's a lot of turblence heading turbulence, and so
I'm like okay, So I'm like going like I'm an
airplane in the movie or something like it's a skit
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and the sun is beaming and the whole I'm on
fire from heat from the sun and going, well, that's all.
I was this close to feeling like I was gonna work.
All I had left was a couple of SIPs of
water and had some gum, and oh my gosh, I
was close. It never happened before. No bar bags anywhere
I was on a plane. Here's the thing, though, I'm
finding commercial planes. But I had the chance to go
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up in a Mustang Pee something other Mustang, the one
that used to train the fire pilots in World War Two.
When I was doing the show in Minneapolis Saint Paul,
I went to the fe airfield. I had very little
to eat. I had almost nothing. I had a protein
bar that was it. And I get onto the plane,
you know, already, just to make sure I wouldn't get sick.
I get on that plane. We go up. I'm like,
this is awesome, and then he goes, Okay, we're gonna
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do one G. One G is nothing. He slightly moves
a little bit, you know, like tilts slightly one G
and I start feeling sick, and then I'm like, oh
my gosh, I can't believe this, and I had to
throw up. I said, is there a barf bag in here?
This poor guy? He goes No. The lady from the
Fox affiliate just used it. What do you do when
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you're about to throw up in a small plane like
that and you're a media dude? Do you? Yeah? I
try to hold it in, but you really can't when
you hit you right right? So what do you do?
You know what I did? This is how I'm gonna
tell you. This a testament to Alhama. I'm I care
about other people because you can't make this up. I
decide I gotta barf. I'm gonna bar no matter what.
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So I lift my shirt, you know, I blow the
neck and blow ahead. I lift my shirt up in
front me and I barfed down on my own shirt.
So I don't get it. Guys, played what are you
gonna do? I mean, I was dedicated. I didn't want
to bar front on the guy's plane, so I took
one for the team. Obviously, when I got off, I
dealt with it. But and then I had to go
to work strift and I couldn't go home. I was like,
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this is I was so sick for hours. So and
then I had to chance after wasn't it in Minneapoli,
Saint Paul. I went to Atlanta at a station there,
big station there, and I had the chance to go
to the Blue angel They called me like, do you
want to go to the Blue Angels? And by the way,
the guy with the guy in the Mustang that took
me up where I vomited. I said, can you please?
How quick? How quick can you get me down? What
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do you think? His answered, he can't just turn it
off and park the car. He parked the plane right.
So I was I was sitting in this thing h
ten minutes of hell. It was the longest ten minutes
of my life. I'm like, you're bouncing into plane, like
just just get me out of here, shoot me, take
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me out. Uh. And then so I literally I decided
to not get in trouble. I didn't want to peel
off the Blues. But I said, what if I get
sick up there, can they bring me out? No? No,
You're gonna be up there for twenty two minutes. So
I passed. I didn't want to a lot of people
listening are like what Anyways, this guy vomited. It flew
out all over the place. She says. It squirts out
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the sides because covers his mouth. It showers down the
right side of my body. It was more than just
liquid in the vomit. It covered her on the side
of her body, her coat, the arm rest in the seat.
My pants started getting wet because it was seeping under
my butt. She said. It was like it was like
a waterfall of pukes. She said. The flight attendants put
on gloves and masks, but were nowhere to be found.
They came over and handed her two small toallettes and
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five cocktail napkins. She was wiping her arm off with
her bare hands, trying not to vomit herself. The flight
attendants moved her and her daughter to another area, but
she was not offered further assistance. Sat in her soaking
wet clothes the entire three hour flight. Can you freaking
imagine this? They offered her a one hundred and twenty
dollars credit for her inconvenience that one's even paid for
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the clothes or cleaning job. She said, who in the
right mind would agree to let someone puke on them?
That then scoop it up with their hands and a
tallette and then sits wet and puke for three hours
at a flight for one hundred and twenty bucks credit.
It reminds me remember the Jerky Boys. Ever heard the
Jerky Boys did those recorded phone call pranks, and they
have a guy that's like, my daughter, she's six, ye't
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your pizza and he goes, oh, I'll give you a
couponk My daughter's going to die and you give me kupud.
Kind of reminded me of that. The NAACP head to
the NAACP chapter in Suffolk County, New York, is suing
the local school district because they changed their name so
they wouldn't offend people. From the Indians to the Spartans.
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Now he's suing them because the Spartans were quote a
group of white peoples who enslaved others and did not
allow women to serve in the military, a symbol of
white supremacy. My gosh, people, make up your mind. Jesse
Kelly back tomorrow, Chris Crocfillion, see you next time.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. Jean, where were Chris
Crockett for Jesse Kelly our number three of the program,
Jesse back tomorrow. I have the privilege of filling it
once again. Okay, so this is this is pretty wild.
I mean, look, we all know that the FBI covered
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up in the Biden Justice Department and Obama Justice Department.
Where have they all covered everything up with the Hunter
the laptop and everything? But listen, this is this is
pretty wild. You have this coming out today in twenty
is from Catherine Herridge. Uh, former What's your CBS? I
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think she was former Fox News great reporter Michael Schallenberger,
journalist from California, ran for governor at one point coming
out with this story. The FBI in twenty twenty four
accidentally admitted to House Investigators, or admitted, I should say,
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officially to House Investigators, the FBI employee inadvertently and FBI
employee and invertently confirmed the authenticity of Hunter's laptop to
Twitter in a conference call on the morning of October fourteenth,
twenty twenty. He accidentally told Twitter on the record, we
know it's Hunter's laptop, we know it's official and That's
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the exact day the New York Post published the story
about it. So Twitter knew it was real. They knew
it was the story, they knew it was bad for
Biden and Hunter, and they still banned the story. Quote.
I recall that when the question came up, an intelligence
analyst said, an FBI agent said something to the effective, Yes,
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the laptop is real, testify the then Russia Unit chief
of the FBI's Foreign Influenced Task Force in a closed
door transcribed interview. Now, this is all because the Republicans
control the House, the Senate, and the White House. So
what happened is, for the first time with the new
administration under Trump, the FBI has now turned over to
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the GOP house investigators the internal chat messages that show
the FBI leadership actively silenced its employees and knew that
laptop was real. One of these reporters was the famous
Trump hater and leftist Elvis M. Chan, the San Francisco
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based special agent FBI tasked with interacting with social media companies.
Chan asked, quote, actually, what kind of case is the
laptop thing? Corruption? Campaign financing? Another employee of the FBI
says close hold and then after which the response is redacted,
to which Chan says, oh, crap, quote unquote, to underscore
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the serious nature of the probe, which included felony tax charges,
Chan ads, okay, it ends here. Chan then asked in
the same conversation, anyone, if anybody is discussing that New
York Post article on the bidens. Chan says, yes, we
are confirmed an active investigation. No further comment. The irs whistleblowers,
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you remember them. I'm sure you've heard. Sure Jesse talked
about it when it happened. Those two FBI whistleblowers, Oh,
scud be irs whistleblowers have been promoted. It is so amazing.
It's like the revenge of the Nerds at the end
and the good guys win or whatever. These two guys
and they were still being harassed and persecuted and what
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do you call it, penalized for being whistleblowers. And so
the Trump administration, only about what tooth a week or
two or three ago, came out and they announced that
the I think Treasury treasure Secretary of Scott Beston I believe
was the one er or somebody that nature of the
trum administration came out and said those two I have
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given them a promotion. They are now in charge of
investigating and going through all the stuff, the bad stuff
with the irs. They're in charge. That is justice, and
that is the opposite of the Biden administration. The So
those are the two guys. They were a lot of
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there were a lot of covert excuse me, overt investigative
steps that were not allowed to take place because of
an upcoming election, said the one of the two whistleblowers,
Joseph Ziggler. And it related to the president's son. So
not even the candidates. So this was not allowed. You
can't stop a story about the son of the candidate,
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is what his point is. It's not part of the policy.
So then I thought about this. I want you to
think about this too. If they literally went to town
to bury and hot, not even Barry, but to pretend
it never happened to hide a criminal mass criminal investigation,
the president's son. Massive We're talking Pharaoh violations, Foreign Agents
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Registration Act. It's a serioest felony. We're talking about tax evasion,
all sorts of prostitution over state lines, conspiracy stuff type
of stuff, and all that's thrown out to protect Joe Biden.
So imagine, imagine what they have on Biden that we
haven't heard about it yet, or that we may never
hear about. If they did that for Biden's son, what
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did they do for Biden? So this shows on the
day of the New York Post story came out October fourteenth,
twenty twenty, they knew that laptop was authentic and it
was real, and those fifty one disgraced former intelligents all
knew and they were all lying. I mean, this is
the scariest, most orwellian thing one can think of. That
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and Fauch, you, who should be in jail right now. Hey,
I did want to tell you something else. Let's see,
is Corey Booker are still talking? I don't know he's yeah,
we think he's still talking. The man this is the
funniest thing in the world. And you know, producer Chris
asked me a great question, what is he? What is he?
(06:21):
What is he philibustering over? And they're trying to say, well,
technically he's not philibustering. So I had to look it
up because I'm like, I don't even know what the
guy's doing. It's a clown show. He is quote showing
a feat of endurance. Technically, they say he's not philibustering
to show Democrats objections to President Donald Trump's agenda. The
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Trump's agenda and everything he's doing is at the speed
of light. So I mean, this poor guy has got
to have like a thousand things that he doesn't like
about them. So he's just sitting here, I guess, complaining
about everything Trump's doing. Well, does he not realize that
like seventy million people voted for Trump, So he's really
complaining about what seventy million people want. And I guess
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he's telling us how bad we are for wanting these
things that are good for America. Oh, Corey Booker's staffer
arrested for carrying a gun on the Capitol grounds as
he was in our nineteen of his filibuster or non filibuster,
or some say he was arrested for carrying a pistol
without a license old weapons prohibited from Capitol grounds. Even
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if as this guy is, guy's a retired law enforcement officer,
even if you are retired law enforcement, you cannot have
that weapon. You can't do it, even if you're a
retired law enforcement or if you have a permit to
carry in DC you cannot do it. And it's funny
because this is here's a big question. Corey Booker might
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want a filibuster for another five days or so because
guess what, hoping everybody forgets about this, I guess what.
The New York Post says, it's unclear whether Booker escorted
this guy's former retired police officer, who he has been
bfs with for apparently like twenty or thirty years. I'll
share that more of that in a minute. But is
unclear if Booker may have escorted his buddy around security.
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In other words, he may have known that his retired
law enforcement officer friend was carrying a weapon illegally into
the Capitol on Capitol grounds and therefore, being a senator,
had him whisked around the metal detectors, because he would
have been flat, he would have been caught right there.
So quote quote the New York Post, it's unclear whether
Booker escorter Batster on security. In a twenty to twenty
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two Facebook reeled, the senator had referred to the staffer
as one of his best friends quote unquote. In fact,
he's been a fixture of Booker's life for at least
eleven years, per social media reports says The New York
Post one showed Booker affectionately calling him the Batman. His
last name is batt so I would not be surprised
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if ends up getting in big trouble for sneaking his
buddy in with his gun, knowing he had when it
wasn't supposed to have one. So I get maybe that's
why he's philibustering, Producer Chris. Maybe he is philibustering so
that we forget that he may have helped this guy
smuggle in a gun. Hmm. I think he might want to,
But I think he might want to pull off the
greatest philibuster of all time, so we forget about this.
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Otherwise he's he can be in some big trouble. Oh,
special elections going on in Florida. Good news. There's two
seats that are up tonight. One is a former congressman,
Mike Waltz, who's now the head of National Security right
national Security Director. I think that's where his title is.
But Waltz, Mike Waltz, is now His seat just was
(09:44):
won by the Republican by a lot, not by the
thirty points Trump wanted by it, but I think by
eleven points or so last time I checked, so he won.
So we held the Congress with at least one seat.
The other seat is Matt Gates's old seat that has
at last I checked a few minutes ago, they hadn't
even come to anything that The polls just closed at
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eight pm Central, So that was about fifteen minutes ago.
That's why that wasn't that one hasn't come in yet.
Also Wisconsin, I've seen no movement at all on the
Wisconsin Supreme Court election results. But let me tell you something.
I lived in Wisconsin. I lived in Madison, Wisconsin, Ouclaire, Wisconsin,
did radio shows there back in the day, and I
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got it. The God helped that state. If this crazy
leftist woman who is running against the Republican there, if
she wins, because I've heard some crazy stuff about her.
So we'll see. We held one of the two seats
that are up tonight for the House. We held Mike Waltz's.
Now it's Mitt Gates as we're going to find out about.
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And then of course the Wisconsin Supreme Court will keep
our eye on that. Can Trump actually serve as a
third term and President as president serve a third term?
I have the answer for you, and I think you're
going to like it all. That's coming up next on
the Just Kelly's Show. But you know what, my dog,
we have a cat and dog. I'd never wanted the cat.
I don't like cats. I have a problem if guys
(11:06):
have cats. It's an issue there my daughter, it's her,
she's eighteen, it's her cat. I've come to kinda like it,
but I wouldn't still wouldn't have it in the house.
It's just her. So I love my daughter, so therefore
the cat's okay. But the cats there, I see the
food for the cat, I see the dog for the
food for our dog. And I wonder if I had
(11:26):
the chance to feed my animals what Jesse's been telling
you about for a long time about would be probably
be a huge game changer. If you've ever seen your
dog slowing down or having health issues like I have,
and wonder you ever feel guilty about what you're feeding them,
like you know, the cheaper stuff, And he thought, what
can I do to make them better? You know what
it's like for you and me to eat healthy and
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The Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show, Chris Croc
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much to get into. That is so much wild stuff,
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you know, remaining forty minutes or thirty seven minutes whatever. Okay,
check it out. Can Trump serve a third term? Yes,
yes he can because and this is this is great.
You can tell this university about this professor. I don't
think he's a University of Minnesota's at Farley Farley Dickinson
or Fairley Dickinson University, but he wrote. He was the
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lead author in a nineteen ninety nine Minnesota Law Review
article that was insanely researched that concluded the text of
the twelfth Amendment was ambiguous enough to potentially leave the
door open to a vice presidential run by a limited
by a term limited president. And so here's what he says.
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The lead author of the article, who you're going to
hear a quote from from yesterday, said it isn't obvious
that Trump is limited to eight years of service. The
weight of historical evidence, the legal analysis, and the constitutional
text add up to make this the most defensible reading. Yes,
Trump can run as a vice president, perhaps with Jada Vance,
and once again be running this country as the vice president. Perhaps.
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I wonder if Advance were to stepped down, then obviously
Trump would take over, wouldn't he. And there's no rules
saying you can't be vice president if your vice president
and then you in Advance resigns or something. I don't
know if that's ever going to happen, but that isn't incredible.
So this guy clearly hates Trump in my opinion, because
look what he says. He says, there is a possible loophole.
They asked him, you know, the guy wrote that. The
lead author of that from twenty six years ago, he
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says there is a possible loophole. I wish it weren't true,
but there is a I'm sure he'd be excited if
a former president, who Saint Obama wanted to run his
vice president. He'd but oh, it's great, Yeah, I do
the article here. But now he's like, I wish it
weren't true, Like, don't blay me. So trump Is, you know,
he said that people are looking at it, they're telling
(15:32):
him he can do it. But he he said to
fake News NBC with the Kristen Welker, who oh, she
is definitely a Trumpeter. In a phone interview with her,
he told her he said, yeah, they tell me I can,
but right now I'm focusing on the beginning of my
second administration. Pretty wild, huh. I want to get into that.
We have some really good and fun stuff. But before
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we do a little bit more, I told you about
it ran a little earlier. Trump Is he said, work
with me to the Ietola. If you don't, basically, we're
going to attack you. And it's I believe from everything
I've read, it's going to be a joint strike with
Israel and US in our B two. We have a
quarter of our B two bombers are at Diego Garcia Base,
(16:18):
a joint base with the Brits in the Indian Ocean,
and we are going to attack. And I think that
Trump is because they're I mean, we've been told for
months and months that they're a week away from having
enough a nuclear physile material to make a warhead, and
they have enough to make I think up to six warheads,
I think last time I heard. But the other thing
is it would take them up to six months or
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so to build a ballistic missile that could actually or
an ICBM that could actually carry that warhead, at least
a ballistic one that could carry the warhead. But they're
just so close, and they've done nothing but get more
and more close to having and have more and more
enriched uranium, and it's the time has come. And they
also said that, they said we're not going to meet
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with you, and they threatened us if you do anything
to else, we're going to attack you. Our missiles and
our drones are gonna hit your Diego Garcia base there
in the ocean. But the problem is the range for
the drones probably won't even make it. It's just too close,
is what our folks think. But the missiles will be
a threat. But I think we're gonna have to do this,
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and I think it's gonna happen within a year, and
it'll be interesting if they let because I've always known this,
and I've said this out loud, that we know the
Israelis are going to be the ones that do it,
and we're gonna play a little koi, but we'll be
working with them on it unequivocally. We'll be approving it
and supporting it. And it'll be interesting to see if
Trump allows an Iranian Posimanian Israeli pilot to learn how
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to fly one of our B twos, if they already
don't to be able to do the operation, that would
be wild. China, meantime, is now warning Taiwan independence means war,
as they launched drills all around the island. If we
go to war with if they invade Taiwan before the
agreed time, the war will be intense. We will lose
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more people. This according to the Institute for the Study
of War and the Wall Street Journal and an editorial
I read a year or two ago. I'm gonna tell
you what will happened if we go to war with them.
How many people will die and how many of our
major era aircraft carriers, our ships will lose. China's also
bucking back, trying to say we're not going to sell
the Panama Canal Ports. We'll get into all that and
(18:28):
then we're gonna have a lot of fun in the
final half of The Jesse Kelly Show. It's Chris Rocken
for Jesse Kelly The Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I love love some
good leads up and of course, okay, you know, it
was interesting, by the way, the races in Wisconsin and
(18:50):
in Florida. The Wisconsin, well, we got nothing, zero point zero.
We got to Bluto Blue Tarski's grade point average so
far in on the Wisconsin race zero point zero. Nothing yet. Okay,
but we do have both congressional races that were hyped
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up insanely. They always do this like, oh my gosh,
oh my gosh, Trump won the district District six by
thirty points, but oh my gosh, the Republican is only
up by nine points, and Executive Bruce Chris making a
great point that, well, that's because Trump's down on the
ballot this time. You always have much worse turnout in
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off ballot non presidential elections whatever. So in this case,
it's just a tremendous, solid victory. It is nowhere near
anything close. In fact, both the first the first Congressional district,
and the sixth Congressional District in Florida both went Republican
almost exactly by the same numbers, not the amount of votes,
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but the percentage of votes. It's wild. It is the
exact same amount of Democrats forty two point eight percent
voted for each Democrat, and it's literally only off by
one tenth of a point on the Republican results for
both ones. So literally it's fourteen points victory in both
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the sixth district and the first Congressional District of Florida.
We won both seats, as you expected, and they were like,
well Trump well fourteen points, as the producer Chris smartly
observed here Keen of the observed, whatever is fourteen points
is still a landslide, dude. So that's a massive landslide
and off election, you know, off yr election riever, So
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we won both those, I say we, but the Republicans won.
And then the Wisconsin Supreme Court is the only one
other that is matters tonight. Everybody's talking about at least
wondering about and zero to zero. So that's what we got, guys,
So good news for republics tonight. Now, Chris and I
were talking to the break about why is it so
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important that China be stopped from invading Taiwan? And yeah,
there's there's chips are very very important, but you know
it's not worth going to warrant dying for. I said, well, listen,
do you remember when we had COVID and there was
a lack of chips? Yes, Well, do you remember you
couldn't get any of those special like normal options were
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used to getting in our car, Like heated seats. Are
heated seats worth going to war? War? Yes? Are having
a seriously like the mirror the side of your mirror
being able to you know, adjust it is that worth
going to warver? Yes? Just kidding. My understanding is that
with the chips, if if we lose Taiwan, we are
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we have nowhere near what we need for production of
chips in our weapons systems. Well, we will not be
able to build any weapons or anything to protect ourselves.
We will not be able to build computers, cell phones.
There are so many things that we don't know about
and you know, Chris and I were talking, he still says, well,
a little inconvenience and we have factories in this and
(22:13):
that can't be that. You know, it wouldn't be that
big of a deal. But really, I'm not an expert
on it, but I bet you we can get somebody
on to fully explain why it's like, no, we need this.
And here's why. I think there are so many things
that we could talk about that would be affected by it.
There would be no go for us. So that's my
humble opinion. But here's another thing. And by the way,
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if we go to war with China over Taiwan, because
we will do that. I've not seen anything other than
we will do that if they invade before their time
they're supposed to take over Taiwan. And I think we
are so behind on getting chips made here in America,
and even though we're trying our best, Biden's deal to
make those chips was a joke. You had to have
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like union scale wages for healthcare or excuse me, for childcare.
You had to super woke union stuff in there and everything.
It was all a disgrace and a big giveaway to
their leftist friends. But and I think the Trump administration
can get in there and cut through all this crap
and just build the factories. And also some of the
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makers from Taiwan are here and recording them or having
come into Texas or other places Arizona and stuff to
build chip factories. But it's going to take several years.
My understanding, I could be off. I think it's like
five years or something before we can see next to
a new factory. And so our pants are down. We
need to get our pants back up, and we need
to get ready. But if we go to war, because
if they invade Taiwan, we will we go to war
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with them. We will lose. Here's the according to the
Institute for the Study of War and the Wall Street
Journal and edoril I read, We're going to lose the
same amount of people we lost in Vietnam in one week.
We will lose all of our long range missiles, at
least the least the ones that we can use for
our aircraft's aircraft carriers and such, or our warships, and
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we'll lose I think an aircraft area. So I mean,
can you imagine one week losing what we lost in Vietnam.
Can you imagine losing the aircraft, losing and not having
running out of long range missiles for at least our
crews are our ships. Some scary stuff, but we would win.
We would win. And one of the great I know,
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Jesse loves talking about battles and all this stuff, which
is great. I certainly don't have nearly as much wisdom
as he does in all this, but I will tell
you that I also saw that one of the best
weapons we have that China cannot stop is I think
it's our F fifteens and the way they come in
with their abilities on radar and the kind of missiles
(24:40):
we can fire off of those F fifteens, we will
be able to take out a lot of their stationary
positions where they're able to fire at us, you know,
from their land. And so we're going to we're going
to be deadly effective with our F fifteens against their
stationary their missile batteries or whatever they are. Will be
taking them out much much easier and as such, but
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the Chinese navy is insanely better and beyond than ours.
They have more ships than ours. Again, we've been caught
with our pants down it's a disgrace, it's a joke,
and I'm glad Trump's in there to cut through all
this scrap and make it happen and make us the strongest, biggest,
baddest military, or at least navy and military. Of course
then we've been that's the way to do it, peace
through strength. China, by the way, also deling a twenty
(25:26):
three billion dollars sale of the Panama Canal ports two
of them to the US backed consortium led by Black Rock.
So we're going to make this happen. We're going to
force it. This is so dangerously close to us. People
can mock Trump on the Panama Canal, of mocked Trump
on Greenland. Nobody's mocking him anymore if they're either peeved
off at him or they love it. And I think
(25:48):
hearing Jdvans explain why Greenland is a must for US
makes perfect sense. I think they see and know a
lot more than we see and know about and I
trust him and Trump on this. But talking he did
talk publicly that the Russian and Chinese warships are so
dangerously close, and you know how they work, like in
(26:09):
the Philippines, in the South China Sea, and the Philippines.
They go in there and they harass fishermen, they shoot
water cannons at them, they bump the boats, they'll even
sink the boats. And they want dominance of areas that
are clearly Philippine seas that belong to the Philippine. You know,
it's like, what is it one hundred miles off off
the shore or something. I don't know, but they're trying
(26:31):
to take over large swaths of the sea and places
that are not theirs. That's how they work. They lie,
they cheat, and they steal. They steal our technology, they
steal our secrets. They cheat and lie and steal, whether
it be for patents, whether it be for land or areas,
(26:54):
like I'm talking about with the Philippines, and they're taking
over they're trying to take over that port. Patam mcna,
I should say, those two ports, and they must be stopped.
They must be stopped and they must be removed at
all cost. And also the same thing with Greenland, as
far as how close they are and how much they're
involved in there, they're gonna claim that part of the sea.
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Russia and China will their best. He's now thanks to
Joe Biden so I agree that we got to get there,
and I love how Vance couched it. He said, you
need protection and the Dutch are not. And I don't
even have to check that out. I'm sure the Dutch
aren't protecting Greenland or other places like we protect our stuff,
so we need to do that. I agree. I think
that's great. And boys, it's interesting watching their heads blow up,
(27:36):
but it is what it is. You know, have you
ever had speed dating? Ever done that? My wife and
daughter watched these shows that I cannot stand. I rip
on them. I they get mad at me because I
just can't stop ripping on them. There's things that make
fun of somebody up there. I'm like, you know, or
attack somebody up there, like this is so stupid. I
can't stand these Kardashian type shows. There was a speed
(27:59):
dating the show on that they watch the other day,
and some of these people are so vapid in your
speed dating for like a millionaire or something like that. Well,
you know what speed dating is, right, but what about
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It's fine, you got that right the Jesse Kelly Show.
Oh yeah, I'm jamming, I'm jamming, I'm jamming. Okay, we
(29:30):
have to get to this. This is too important. On
the Jesse Kelly Show, Chris crockfilling and of course I'm
sure you've had your dinner by now, so I can
share this with you. If not, bear with me. Delta
plane passenger details disgusting encounter with fellow traveler Daily Mail.
(29:50):
This woman posted a ten minute video explaining what happened
the shocking moment. Another passenger did this to her flying
home to New York City and her daughter playing taxi
for takeoff. All of a sudden, a man walks down
the aisle, seemingly trying to go to the bathroom. The
flight attendant says, oh, sir, turn around, go back to
(30:14):
your seat. He stands there, has this kind of funny
look on his face. Oh yeah, flood attendant again says,
you need to sit down, go to your seat, sir.
Instead he looked around. Oh boy, here we go. Looked around,
looked to the ground, looks to the side and points
and starts to cover his mouth before he could finish.
(30:39):
Before she the attendant could say, start saying, oh, go back,
Oh my gosh, he's gonna puke. The man projectile vomited
all over This woman, who did the ten minute video
about her experience. Projectile vomited all over her and the plane.
(31:01):
It squirts out of the sides because he covers his
mouth to catch it and it goes out on both sides.
It showered. What's it again, producer, Yeah, he tried. Can
I tell you what I did? You're gonna hear something
here we go. You want to get get ready for this? Okay,
I fly commercial all the time. I've never gotten sick,
(31:23):
except for this one time when I went to New
York a month ago. I didn't nothing happened. But this plane,
I've never had this happen in my life. They insist
on the plane I was on on thirty minutes after
you know, from takeoff on and thirty minutes before you land,
they make you open up every window on the plane.
Have you ever heard of this? Producer Chris, I've ever
(31:43):
experienced this. I've never so somebody said, well, that's a regulation.
No it's not. I've been flying for god knows how
many years, how many decades, nobody's ever said you got
to roll up, put the thing up, put it down.
I've never seen this before. So there I am, and
they're like, you know, the captains like we're gonna warn
you there's a lot of turblence heading turbulence, and so
I'm like okay, So I'm like going like I'm an
airplane in the movie or something like it's a skit
(32:05):
and the sun is beaming and the whole I'm on
fire from heat from the sun and going, well, that's all.
I was this close to feeling like I was gonna work.
All I had left was a couple of SIPs of
water and had some gum, and oh my gosh, I
was close. It never happened before. No bar bags anywhere
I was on a plane. Here's the thing, though, I'm
finding commercial planes. But I had the chance to go
(32:29):
up in a Mustang Pee something other Mustang, the one
that used to train the fire pilots in World War Two.
When I was doing the show in Minneapolis Saint Paul,
I went to the fe airfield. I had very little
to eat. I had almost nothing. I had a protein
bar that was it. And I get onto the plane,
you know, already, just to make sure I wouldn't get sick.
I get on that plane. We go up. I'm like,
this is awesome, and then he goes, Okay, we're gonna
(32:51):
do one G. One G is nothing. He slightly moves
a little bit, you know, like tilts slightly one G
and I start feeling sick, and then I'm like, oh
my gosh, I can't believe this, and I had to
throw up. I said, is there a barf bag in here?
This poor guy? He goes No. The lady from the
Fox affiliate just used it. What do you do when
(33:14):
you're about to throw up in a small plane like
that and you're a media dude? Do you? Yeah? I
try to hold it in, but you really can't when
you hit you right right? So what do you do?
You know what I did? This is how I'm gonna
tell you. This a testament to Alhama. I'm I care
about other people because you can't make this up. I
decide I gotta barf. I'm gonna bar no matter what.
(33:35):
So I lift my shirt, you know, I blow the
neck and blow ahead. I lift my shirt up in
front me and I barfed down on my own shirt.
So I don't get it. Guys, played what are you
gonna do? I mean, I was dedicated. I didn't want
to bar front on the guy's plane, so I took
one for the team. Obviously, when I got off, I
dealt with it. But and then I had to go
to work strift and I couldn't go home. I was like,
(33:55):
this is I was so sick for hours. So and
then I had to chance after wasn't it in Minneapoli,
Saint Paul. I went to Atlanta at a station there,
big station there, and I had the chance to go
to the Blue angel They called me like, do you
want to go to the Blue Angels? And by the way,
the guy with the guy in the Mustang that took
me up where I vomited. I said, can you please?
How quick? How quick can you get me down? What
(34:17):
do you think? His answered, he can't just turn it
off and park the car. He parked the plane right.
So I was I was sitting in this thing h
ten minutes of hell. It was the longest ten minutes
of my life. I'm like, you're bouncing into plane, like
just just get me out of here, shoot me, take
(34:38):
me out. Uh. And then so I literally I decided
to not get in trouble. I didn't want to peel
off the Blues. But I said, what if I get
sick up there, can they bring me out? No? No,
You're gonna be up there for twenty two minutes. So
I passed. I didn't want to a lot of people
listening are like what Anyways, this guy vomited. It flew
out all over the place. She says. It squirts out
(34:59):
the sides because covers his mouth. It showers down the
right side of my body. It was more than just
liquid in the vomit. It covered her on the side
of her body, her coat, the arm rest in the seat.
My pants started getting wet because it was seeping under
my butt. She said. It was like it was like
a waterfall of pukes. She said. The flight attendants put
on gloves and masks, but were nowhere to be found.
They came over and handed her two small toallettes and
(35:19):
five cocktail napkins. She was wiping her arm off with
her bare hands, trying not to vomit herself. The flight
attendants moved her and her daughter to another area, but
she was not offered further assistance. Sat in her soaking
wet clothes the entire three hour flight. Can you freaking
imagine this? They offered her a one hundred and twenty
dollars credit for her inconvenience that one's even paid for
(35:40):
the clothes or cleaning job. She said, who in the
right mind would agree to let someone puke on them?
That then scoop it up with their hands and a
tallette and then sits wet and puke for three hours
at a flight for one hundred and twenty bucks credit.
It reminds me remember the Jerky Boys. Ever heard the
Jerky Boys did those recorded phone call pranks, and they
have a guy that's like, my daughter, she's six, ye't
(36:03):
your pizza and he goes, oh, I'll give you a
couponk My daughter's going to die and you give me kupud.
Kind of reminded me of that. The NAACP head to
the NAACP chapter in Suffolk County, New York, is suing
the local school district because they changed their name so
they wouldn't offend people. From the Indians to the Spartans.
(36:25):
Now he's suing them because the Spartans were quote a
group of white peoples who enslaved others and did not
allow women to serve in the military, a symbol of
white supremacy. My gosh, people, make up your mind. Jesse
Kelly back tomorrow, Chris Crocfillion, see you next time.
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