April 10, 2025 • 37 mins
The Biden administration stonewalled the justice system in trying to prosecute the man who tried to kill Trump the second time. Gen Z’s revolutionary new invention. Fixing a flat during a car chase. Democrats are fighting against voter ID so they can cheat. That’s the only reason they are actually against it.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday. We're gonna talk. Yes,
I'm gonna get to Joe Kenton what he said today
in the Senate about the FBI and January sixth, in fact,
our topic right now talking about Florida's ag being stonewall
by Biden. It's gonna lead us into that. We'll do
(00:37):
some emails, talk about why Democrats really don't like voter
id It's not racism. Oh, that is so much more. Oh,
plus a huge invention that I'm going to discuss ten
minutes from now. It might change your life. Chris, remind
me about ten minutes from now, I've got an invention
(00:58):
for everybody. It's gonna be don't Chris, it's going to
be amazing, trust me, it's going to be amazing. Now
back to what we were discussing, Ryan Routh, the Trump
assassin from Florida. We were told repeatedly that this was
a crazy guy, alone gunman, crazy guy. Odd how often
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they describe him as that. But a lone gunman, crazy guy,
definitely not working with anybody, and he wasn't even successful,
by the grace of God, didn't even see Trump. From
what we know, Secret Service discovered him a whole or
two before Donald Trump even got there. So obviously this
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is a pretty open and shut case, Pretty cut and dry,
isn't it. The guy's there, he wrote down his intentions,
he had the weapon, he had everything to do, Yet
the Biden administration did what.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
After two hundred and six days of stonewalling by the
federal government that stemmed from days of the Biden administration,
I'm able to now announce that my office is charging
mister Rowl.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Why would Joe Biden's government try to stop or slow
down the prosecution of a man who is trying to
assassinate Donald Trump. Allow me to offer a potential explanation,
if you will, you know what happens during trials. It's
(02:33):
a not a legal expert, but I've seen enough of
it sat on a jury before. What happens is they
open the books, if you will, what books? Your books?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Meaning?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
If I decide to murder my wife and I did
an internet search last week from my home of how
to put arsenic in my wife's weird health food, They're
going to find out my Internet search history. At the trial,
it's going to come out. I don't think Democrats want
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all the information on Ryan Routh to come out. You
can argue that I'm wrong about that. But if you
argue I'm wrong about that, then can you give me
an honest, decent explanation why you would stonewall Florida's attorney
general when he's trying to prosecute him. Chris Corey, I'm
(03:35):
really asking, I'm really is there something I'm missing? What
Chris said, not one that sounds good. Yeah, there are
no explanations for why Joe Biden's Justice Department stonewalled Florida's
ag There are no explanations that sound even halfway good,
(04:00):
none that I've figured out. Now, if you want to
go the other way, because that was us trying to
do the best we can to put the shiniest face
on it. Maybe we're going to discover some things during
the trial the Biden administration, people inside the government. Maybe
(04:22):
we're going to find out some things that they'd prefer
we didn't know, things like well, I mean, we know
Ryan Routh was in Ukraine. We know Ryan Routh was
recruiting foreign mercenaries to come fight in the Ukrainian Army.
(04:44):
We know that Ryan Routh, this lifelong dirtball, supposedly couldn't
even pay his bills. You've seen pictures of him, just
kind of a disheveled mess. But apparently he knows somebody,
because it's not just that he was trying to recruit
foreign fighters. He was successful. They got foreign fighters there,
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even got them papers and things. Well, I wonder what
kind of connections you would need in order to get
papers for foreign fighters to come fight in a war.
Something to think about. Anyway, Senator Mark Kelly, piece of
crap from Arizona. He tried the best he could to
(05:34):
make Joe Kent look bad. Today in a hearing, Joe
Kent came out looking fine. The government not so much.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
We also had intelligence leading up to January sixth that
there was going to be violence that day, So that
speaks to some degree of intelligence infiltration into some of.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
These who within the FBI.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
We're looking into that right now. Which departments with the FBI,
probably the Washington Field Office, So you.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Believe the Washington Field Office for it was involved in
the planning of the violence in the building next door
on January sixth.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
It's being looked into. I mean, look, we had.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
And who was looking who is looking into it.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
That we are in the intelligence community here, we're looking
into it right now.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
And do you believe that the IC conducts actions of
this nature against Americans?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Does the IC both the FBI and other law enforcement
agencies and trapping individuals? If you look at who was
running the Washington Field office during January sixth of Stephen Dantwano,
he was also running the field office in Michigan where
many of the defendants were let go after they were
accused of attempting to kidnap the governor, because the vast
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majority of them were undercover FBI confidential informants. So unfortunately,
this behavior does happen by members of law enforcement and
the intelligence community, and it's incumbent upon us to make
sure that we are transparent with you people.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Mister Kent, would you be willing to share this evidence
of this investigation with this committee?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Center just a little reminder you already know this if
you've been listening to the show for a while, that
the head of the field office in Michigan, Steve Dantwino's
his name. He was the head of the field office
in Michigan when well, we woke up one day right
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before the election of twenty twenty, the one that had
Joe Biden winning, and we woke up and saw that
there was a plot ooh by some right wingers, and
these right wingers they were going to kidnap in assassinate
Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Wow, and that bust. That announcement miraculously
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coincided with the National Democrat talking points that the right
were dangerous, violent domestic terrorists. So it was day after
after day of calling us violent domestic terrorists and then voila,
almost like a miracle from God. Right before the election.
I believe it was October if memory serves me, and
it usually does, October, they announced that they just busted
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some of these violent right wingers. These guys were going
to kill the governor. But not all those guys ended
up in prison, you see. Some of them did, and
they're still there, by the way. Pray for those guys,
but not all of them ended up in prison. In fact,
some got let out scot free because remember that trial process.
(08:34):
We were just talking about the whole discovery thing. What
was discovered during the process during the trial was that
the Federal Bureau of Investigation planned, coordinated, and funded the
entire thing. And the guy who was in charge of planning, coordinating,
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and funding the entire thing then was transferred to head
up the Washington, d c. Field office, where January sixth happened. Huh.
And remember, we don't have to bank on rumors now,
we don't have to bank on this internet sleuth or
that internet sleuth. It's been publicly acknowledged that there were
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Feds in the crowd. We know that, we know that
a bus full of them showed up before the crowd
even showed up. We know that, we know that instigators
who were in that crowd were let off with a
slap on the wrist. People we've watched with our own eyes,
heard with our own ears, encouraging people to break the law.
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They were let off with nothing. Whereas people who barely
did anything took a step inside of the Capitol, they
lost it all. And the guy who happened to head
up the FBI field office at the time, Wow, would
you look at that. He's the same guy who presided
over the entrapment case in Michigan. And all of this
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by a miracle. What the Lord works in mysterious ways
by a miracle. All of this stuff lined up perfectly
with the narratives the Democrats were pushing nationwide. Huh, what
a coincidence. Life's funny that way, wouldn't you just say? Anyway?
(10:30):
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Speaker 6 (11:37):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Member,
you need to email your ask doctor Jesse questions in
for tomorrow. Email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And I have something pretty incredible for you right now.
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It's not my invention, so I want to give credit
where credit is due. It was an article that you
probably missed out of the New York Post and it
might change your life. You ready for this?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Here?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It is all right. The headline is gen Z. That's
younger people, gen Z. Coffee lovers discover a new way
to combat insane Java prices with a new home cafe trend.
(12:37):
No listen, Chris, you're not understanding it. I don't think listen.
This is what they've discovered instead of going to a
coffee shop like Starbucks and spending fifteen bucks or whatever
it is. No listen, listen, this is a new invention.
(12:57):
They're making coffee at home. I'm not even getting If
only someone had thought of this sooner, I'm blown away.
Oh but wait, there's more. They're actually including things like
pastries and stuff. So it's not just coffee that they're
making inside of their homes. They're also making some sort
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of breakfast food inside the house. I know, I'm floored,
absolutely floored. I had no idea. I've actually been looking
into it.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You can just buy these coffee machines, and no, seriously,
they sell them. Apparently they're available everywhere. And I stop
by the grocery store on the way here. You can
buy a coffee machine. It'll make coffee inside of your house.
You can get the beans just like Starbucks has. You
can get the beans in the grocery store and cross
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my heart and hope to die. You can get the
breakfast food too, and do all this in the house.
So look, gen Z may get a lot of guff
about not coming up with new stuff. This is groundbreaking,
and I'm telling you tomorrow morning, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna I can't. I can't say how it's gonna
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work out. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make my own coffee. Yeah, yeah,
and breakfast too. Look, we'll see how it works, but
pretty cool. Pretty cool, So I hope that helped everybody.
Let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, how do you prepare
for your show? How long do you How long before
(14:37):
going on air do you decide what you're going to
open with? How do you decide which emails to read? Okay,
show for one. I was about to say, I don't
really show prep, but I'll be honest with you, that's
not necessarily true. Michael Barry, my mentor the reason I'm
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doing this. He used to tell me all the time
that you show prep all day, every day, and I said,
I don't understand what that means. What we would talk
about it? He said, everything you do. Everything you do
is an opportunity for something fun or interesting to talk
(15:22):
about on the radio. You're always show prepping always. Now,
as far as official show prep goes, we don't do
really any of that at all. Unless I'm doing a
history show. We don't do any of that at all. Chris, Okay,
I don't, Chris. I didn't say everyone else. I realize
other people show prep. Well, you guys have to do
(15:42):
some work. Chris and Corey print out a bunch of
articles with the news of the day, and they'll come
up with some sound bites, and they'll give me a
list of the sound bites right before the show, like
five minutes before the show, and they'll lay out the
articles in front of me, and about five minutes before
the show starts. Come Look, I would say there are
twenty in general, there are twenty articles laid out here.
(16:04):
Maybe that's a lot. Maybe it's fifteen. And I grab
five that I'm interested in in some way, and I
lay them out and I do the show. And that's
that as far as the emails go. Remember I used
to tell you that I read them all, and I did.
I was honest about that. I read whatever you send
in to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It doesn't
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come to me, It goes to Jewish producer Chris. He
then prints them off for me and every day before
the show he gives me a fat stack of them.
We used to read them all. Chris does still read
them all. If you send it, Chris reads it, Okay,
I do not. Chris now filters it out, and let
me tell you what gets filtered out. I'm just telling
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you right now, if you write this, I'm not telling
you not to write it, Chris will read it. If
you write one of these things, I will never see
it in a million years. You're allowed to send hate
mail and stuff like that. You're allowed to send love.
That's fine. Not if it's too long. If Chris looks
at it and it's a bunch of paragraphs gone, I'll
never see it. I'll never see it at all. Brevity
(17:08):
is key. Complaints about advertisers. I don't like it that
you do an ad I will never see it. You
can email me a thousand times, I'll never see it.
Told them I'm not interested in it at all. If
you can't figure out why radio shows get to stay
on the air, you're too stupid for me to read
your email. So I'm never going to see that at all.
Beyond that, is there anything else you censor? Chris? Advertiser
(17:28):
complaints and lengths of it. Seriously, see I don't like that.
I want to see those, Chris said. He also censors
the really crazy ones that make no sense. You you
wouldn't think it, and I wouldn't think it. But there
are some really crazy people out there, and it's awesome. What, Chris,
can you please send me? Those are my favorite ones?
(17:51):
The ones that just everything's a big run on sentence.
Remember the guy when we used to take voicemails but
that just turned out to be too ugly. Remember the
guy who was yelling and screaming all the time, and
then he kept leaving We need those, man, those were
the best part. People would get hammered and they call
in and it's just wild. It's a wild West out there.
Other than that, I read all the emails. What ones
(18:13):
do I decide to read on the air?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Well?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I mean smart, one's funny one, sad one, something something
that's good for the show. I if yours doesn't fall
in one of those categories that I won't see. I
read them all too. Chris hands me a stack. I
read them for the show, set some to the side
to read. But even those like if you're watching on simulcast,
there's a big fat stack of emails, even those I
(18:35):
don't get to have you switched to Peerton. You know
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know what your mom really wants. She doesn't want you
to find a better job. She wants a better phone
for herself. That's what she wants. She wants you and
(18:58):
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That's the gift your mother wants, and she wants you
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(19:45):
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday. Okay,
So I have a couple of things I want to
get to that make me smile before we get to
why Democrats actually don't want voter ID. First thing is this.
This was a Tesla owner. It was a video he
put out online. I think it was on TikTok or something.
(20:08):
He's taking this video in front of his tesla, his
tesla that has very clearly been keyed many, many times.
There were scratches and gouges all down the side of it.
Either that or he let his wife drive. Anyway, this
is what he had to say.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Check it out, guys. Somebody keyed the crap out of
my tesla, a car I bought six years ago in
the state of California because I'm concerned about climate change.
Oh but some amazing resistance fighter keyed the crap out
of it, and that's going to do it. Voting didn't work,
but you know, this defiling the car of a fellow liberal,
(20:44):
that's we did it, guys. We got him. Today's our
liberation day. Go celebrate, just go celebrate.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Whoo. I do feel some sympathy for the gentleman who's
now going to have to sin thousands of dollars into
his car to fix it. At the same time, I
do think it is beneficial for people that may convert
one day. I think it's beneficial for them to be
introduced to their fellow travelers. If you will, buddy, that's
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your side. You can wash your hands of that all
you want, But that's who they are. That's what they are.
You vote for communists, the street animals out there king
tesla's and lighting them on fire. They are the foot
soldiers of the communists you vote for. They're all on
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the same team. And guess whose team that is? Your team? Now,
one more thing. This is a local story and it's
not important, but I like to, whenever humanly possible, try
to help people out, certainly help people be successful, if
at all possible, help in any way I possibly can.
We don't have to yell and score and be depressed
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all day long. This headline. A woman called triple A
during a standoff to fix a tire the police had
just spiked. This took place in Utah. You see, forty
five year old woman led police on a high speed chase.
Eventually the cops spiked her tire. Cops will do that
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to obviously disable your vehicles, so you can't hurt anybody
the cops spiked or tire. She called triple A. All right, now,
all this is bad. Don't don't get in confrontations with police.
You definitely don't want to get in a high speed chase.
All that's bad. My message isn't to her or the cops.
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My message is to Triple A, why not show up
and change the tire? Hear me out, hear me out,
hear me out. Could you tell me a better marketing
opportunity then showing up to the felon who's in a
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standoff with police and say no, no, no no, she called.
We're Triple A. We wonder fulfill our obligations, so we
are going to change her tire no matter what. Now,
Tell me that wouldn't inspire you to sign up for
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Triple A. We are Triple A. We are so loyal
to our paying customers that even if you find yourself
in a standoff with police, we will be there for
you in that time. Tell me that's not an opportunity.
But none of these corporate types have any sense of
humor at all, and they're not light enough on their
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feet at all. I would be rolling up with Triple
A plastered all over my vehicle. I've got a job
to do, and my customers come first. I think they
should have showed up to change the tire. Why you're
shaking your head, Chris, I would think you'd appreciate this.
It's about making money anyway, Sonny, Houston and Democrats don't
want you to show ID. They talk about it a lot.
(24:10):
Here is Senator Alex Padilla.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Oh what Republicans are doing. It's once again demonizing immigrants
for the sake of making it harder for eligible citizens
to reniture to vote and to cast their bouts in elections.
It's voter suppression in disguise.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Not so much of a disguise. He's talking about the
Save Act. The Save Act just got passed through the
House of Representatives and all it says is show ID
to vote. That's it. So why do they roll out
these bizarre talking points about demonizing.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
You Republicans are doing. It's once again demonizing immigrants.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Why are they lying about that? Oh that guy chose
to use the immigrants. This one Representative Nikima Williams out
of Georgia. Of course, she had to go with the
black things.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
And Georgia over half of the population doesn't have a passport,
and our driver's licenses, even the real ID doesn't prove citizenship.
This bill could force Georgians to pay more than seven
hundred million dollars just to register to vote.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Y'all.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
That's the pull text, plain and simple, and it's blatant
voter suppression.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So I thought it would be beneficial to bring this
up just to make a couple very simple points. First, remember,
there's only one reason you wouldn't want people to show
ID to vote. It's because you intend to cheat. There's
not a second reason. Obviously, all these reasons they just
listed are completely ridiculous. They're ridiculous because they're lies. The
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truth is Democrats don't want people to have to show
ID to vote because Democrats intend to cheat in elections.
That's the bottom line. But I thought it would be
beneficial to play these two sound ways because it shows
you how communists will marry the communist revolution with the
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different grievances of the different grievance groups. Remember, communism is simple,
it's the religion of the malcontent. If you're an evil communist,
then you want to burn everything down and gain power
for yourself. What you do is you recruit the different
malcontented groups, and you promise each and every group that
you will punish their enemies if they give you power.
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Different groups, but all one cause. For Senator, but Deya,
if you're trying to explain why you shouldn't have to
show ID to vote, well, of course, it's about the
saintly immigrants. America is a melting pot effort.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
But Republicans are doing us once again, demonizing immigrants for
the sake of making it harder for eligible citizens to reniituter,
to vote and to cast their bouts in elections. It's
voter suppression in disguise, not so much of a disguise.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
But if you're Nakima Williams, that doesn't work for you.
You have a different group of malcontents who vote for you.
You have the black malcontents that are angry about whatever,
and you have to appeal to that.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
And Georgia, over half of the population doesn't have a passport,
and our driver's licenses, even the real ID doesn't prove citizenship.
This bill could force Georgians to pay more than seven
hundred million dollars just to register to vote. Y'all, that's
the poll tax, plain and simple, and it's blatant voter suppression.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And before you roll your eyes at that last bit,
I'm going to tell you something. I know it offend everybody.
That's fine, But I'm going to tell you something you
cannot even imagine, and maybe you don't want to. How ingrained.
That way of thinking is in certain parts of the
black community in the United States of America, not all
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of it, of course, that's ridiculous, but in certain parts
of it, especially the ones that have those evil, satanic
black churches, the ones that talk about us of KKA.
Those are the ones I'm talking about, You know exactly
what I'm talking about, the black liberation theology, those communities
where everybody goes to those churches and they have the
same community leaders who speak like that all the time.
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There are Americans, as we speak, who believe these insane,
ridiculous things, and these dirty race communists appeal to that
and stoke those flames all the time. When you hear
people like Jasmine Crockett spout out her ridiculous filth, and
you roll your eyes, and I will roll my eyes,
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you should know there are chunks of her constituency, in fact,
large chunks of it. They believe it and not nuts
rigging nuts, almost as nuts as you're just leaving your
home movies sitting around without digitizing it. How many of
your home videos have you digitized? How many of your pictures,
(28:48):
your hard pictures, how many have you digitized?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
None?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
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Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on
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a magnificent Thursday. Be back tomorrow or wrap up the
week with an ass doctor Jesse Friday. If you missed
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(30:43):
grocery store and I saw seven foot praying man. It's
clutching a velveta brick with both tiny claws. I would
start singing Freedo Bandido. That's not very nice. Do you
have any funny stories about superfans approaching you in public?
You know, outside of the book tour. Outside of the
(31:08):
book tour, everybody's always majorly cool with me. I tell people.
I'll tell you again right now. I am not some
celebrity or something like that. If you see me, you
can come say hi. I promise I'm not gonna be bothered.
I'm just look. You know exactly who I am. We
talk for three hours a day. I am exactly what
(31:28):
you would expect I am. Outside of this If you
see me, I'll probably be eating or I'll be with
my kiddos or with ab or something like that, and
you're welcome to come up and say hi. You're not
going to bother me at all. And that's really how
everyone is. What happens mostly is people are so cool.
Because I'm usually out with the fam, they'll not say
(31:49):
anything and they'll send an email. Hey, Chris tell Jesse
I saw him at Red Lobster. Dude, you can come
say hello. It's not a big deal. Nobody's really ever
gotten gotten weird or anything like that. Normally people want
to take a picture. Hey, can I take a picture
and send it to my buddy? Can I take a
picture and send it to my wife? But that's fine too. Whatever.
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With the book tour, that was a little different, and
again ninety nine percent of the people were majorly cool.
But whenever you do any kind of an event where
you open it up to everybody, whenever anything is open
to everybody and you tell them, hey, I'm going to
be here at this time and if you show up,
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we can talk, You're always going to have some Now,
I'm still fairly new to this whole life, so I
made a couple mistakes. After the first book tour stop,
we met our first book tour stop, and what do
you think everybody brings me. I got a ton of
history stuff, which was really cool, by the way. I
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got a ton of war memorabilia and stuff like that,
also majorly cool, by the way. But I also got
tons of food. People would bring me food, the women,
I swear half the women brought me food, and someone
brought me shatterby biscuits. They would bring me bake goods.
Everybody knows how much I love to eat. Well, we
finished the first book tour stop and I was hungry,
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so I started eating it all and the book people
and everyone else freaked out. Jesse, you can't do that.
They mighte a poison something like that, and so I
pushed back. From that point forward, they confiscated all of
the food people brought me, and I'm still sad about it. Yes, Chris,
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I remember the pie. One lady God bless her. I
don't know her name. Was it named Rachel? Okay, One
lady Rachel a long time ago, somehow got the address
to the studio. It was an old studio. It's all
secret now. She got the address to the old studio
and she sent us a pie. Wasn't it blueberry or something? Chris?
(33:59):
It was uh amazing. And again I made the mistake
of telling Michael Berry that I ate the pie, and
I thought he was going to murder me right then
and there. It's like, you have no idea who sent
that to you. It just didn't occur to me at all.
What Chris, exactly, there's good medical care everywhere. It's like,
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it's not going to be a big deal, right. I
grew up eating my mom's cooking. My stomach can handle
anything at this point in time. My Grandma Helen, God
rest her soul. She was such a bad cook, infamous.
She was infamous for this. She made the world's best bread,
of course it was homemade, and she made the world's
best apple sauce. Beyond that, it was uneutterably bad, all
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of it, all of it. Grandma was such a bad
cook that the entire family whenever we were going to
grandma's house, we would stop at Usually it was a
McDonald's or a Wendy's because they lived way out rural
America and they're just there wasn't anything else, Not that
I have any problem with Donald's or Wendy's. But those
were the only options. You would stop every time. It
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was it was a rule in the Kelly house. You
stopped and you gorged yourself on food before you got
to Grandma's. That way, as soon as you showed up,
because she's a grandma, it's gonna be Oh, I've been
roasting pot roast for four days. I'm sure it's delicious.
You can. Every single time. She had to have caught
on at some point, but she never let it on.
Every single time. It was Oh, dang, Grandma, I would
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love to I'm sorry I missed out on that. We
just ate. Oh if I had only known you at dinner,
We just ate. And this was back before cell phones
were a thing, so you didn't have to risk You
didn't have to risk being in constant contact. You know,
you weren't gonna get a text message from Grandma saying, hey,
don't eat, I have my pot roast. Nope, we just
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showed up. Oh did you make your pot roast again?
And your world famous green beans? Wow? That is that
is a shame. I was. I was in the mood
for lima beans tonight too, But I guess I guess
I'll pass Anyway, the Baconator did me well, and now.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Here's a headline by oh, you know, you.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Chuck Todd
admits media hid Biden's cognitive decline quote at a fear
of helping Trump. Remember how many times we've talked about
how effective the Communist is at holding up people and
turning them into Satan. And then you'll get your followers
(36:34):
to do anything because you have to oppose Satan at
all times. Works on the media. The Chinese spy balloon.
Tim Biden held secret talks with Beijing about the fear
of notifying the public. Here's your reminder that the last
president we had for four years was not only dementia adduled,
he was almost undoubtedly controlled by the Communist Chinese Party.
(36:56):
Wow usf that you. University of Southern Florida official resigns
after leaked recording reveals how much he undermined Florida anti
DEI laws. These laws are good, these laws can be effective,
but the Communist revolutionary is not dissuaded by your laws
(37:20):
or your rules. This is why, as I've always said,
you have to deal with them in what they understand.
Fear and pain Tomorrow we will be back to do
ass doctor Jesse Friday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday. We're gonna talk. Yes,
I'm gonna get to Joe Kenton what he said today
in the Senate about the FBI and January sixth, in fact,
our topic right now talking about Florida's ag being stonewall
by Biden. It's gonna lead us into that. We'll do
(00:37):
some emails, talk about why Democrats really don't like voter
id It's not racism. Oh, that is so much more. Oh,
plus a huge invention that I'm going to discuss ten
minutes from now. It might change your life. Chris, remind
me about ten minutes from now, I've got an invention
(00:58):
for everybody. It's gonna be don't Chris, it's going to
be amazing, trust me, it's going to be amazing. Now
back to what we were discussing, Ryan Routh, the Trump
assassin from Florida. We were told repeatedly that this was
a crazy guy, alone gunman, crazy guy. Odd how often
(01:19):
they describe him as that. But a lone gunman, crazy guy,
definitely not working with anybody, and he wasn't even successful,
by the grace of God, didn't even see Trump. From
what we know, Secret Service discovered him a whole or
two before Donald Trump even got there. So obviously this
(01:42):
is a pretty open and shut case, Pretty cut and dry,
isn't it. The guy's there, he wrote down his intentions,
he had the weapon, he had everything to do, Yet
the Biden administration did what.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
After two hundred and six days of stonewalling by the
federal government that stemmed from days of the Biden administration,
I'm able to now announce that my office is charging
mister Rowl.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Why would Joe Biden's government try to stop or slow
down the prosecution of a man who is trying to
assassinate Donald Trump. Allow me to offer a potential explanation,
if you will, you know what happens during trials. It's
(02:33):
a not a legal expert, but I've seen enough of
it sat on a jury before. What happens is they
open the books, if you will, what books? Your books?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Meaning?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
If I decide to murder my wife and I did
an internet search last week from my home of how
to put arsenic in my wife's weird health food, They're
going to find out my Internet search history. At the trial,
it's going to come out. I don't think Democrats want
(03:09):
all the information on Ryan Routh to come out. You
can argue that I'm wrong about that. But if you
argue I'm wrong about that, then can you give me
an honest, decent explanation why you would stonewall Florida's attorney
general when he's trying to prosecute him. Chris Corey, I'm
(03:35):
really asking, I'm really is there something I'm missing? What
Chris said, not one that sounds good. Yeah, there are
no explanations for why Joe Biden's Justice Department stonewalled Florida's
ag There are no explanations that sound even halfway good,
(04:00):
none that I've figured out. Now, if you want to
go the other way, because that was us trying to
do the best we can to put the shiniest face
on it. Maybe we're going to discover some things during
the trial the Biden administration, people inside the government. Maybe
(04:22):
we're going to find out some things that they'd prefer
we didn't know, things like well, I mean, we know
Ryan Routh was in Ukraine. We know Ryan Routh was
recruiting foreign mercenaries to come fight in the Ukrainian Army.
(04:44):
We know that Ryan Routh, this lifelong dirtball, supposedly couldn't
even pay his bills. You've seen pictures of him, just
kind of a disheveled mess. But apparently he knows somebody,
because it's not just that he was trying to recruit
foreign fighters. He was successful. They got foreign fighters there,
(05:11):
even got them papers and things. Well, I wonder what
kind of connections you would need in order to get
papers for foreign fighters to come fight in a war.
Something to think about. Anyway, Senator Mark Kelly, piece of
crap from Arizona. He tried the best he could to
(05:34):
make Joe Kent look bad. Today in a hearing, Joe
Kent came out looking fine. The government not so much.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
We also had intelligence leading up to January sixth that
there was going to be violence that day, So that
speaks to some degree of intelligence infiltration into some of.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
These who within the FBI.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
We're looking into that right now. Which departments with the FBI,
probably the Washington Field Office, So you.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Believe the Washington Field Office for it was involved in
the planning of the violence in the building next door
on January sixth.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
It's being looked into. I mean, look, we had.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
And who was looking who is looking into it.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
That we are in the intelligence community here, we're looking
into it right now.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
And do you believe that the IC conducts actions of
this nature against Americans?
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Does the IC both the FBI and other law enforcement
agencies and trapping individuals? If you look at who was
running the Washington Field office during January sixth of Stephen Dantwano,
he was also running the field office in Michigan where
many of the defendants were let go after they were
accused of attempting to kidnap the governor, because the vast
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majority of them were undercover FBI confidential informants. So unfortunately,
this behavior does happen by members of law enforcement and
the intelligence community, and it's incumbent upon us to make
sure that we are transparent with you people.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Mister Kent, would you be willing to share this evidence
of this investigation with this committee?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Center just a little reminder you already know this if
you've been listening to the show for a while, that
the head of the field office in Michigan, Steve Dantwino's
his name. He was the head of the field office
in Michigan when well, we woke up one day right
(07:26):
before the election of twenty twenty, the one that had
Joe Biden winning, and we woke up and saw that
there was a plot ooh by some right wingers, and
these right wingers they were going to kidnap in assassinate
Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Wow, and that bust. That announcement miraculously
(07:50):
coincided with the National Democrat talking points that the right
were dangerous, violent domestic terrorists. So it was day after
after day of calling us violent domestic terrorists and then voila,
almost like a miracle from God. Right before the election.
I believe it was October if memory serves me, and
it usually does, October, they announced that they just busted
(08:14):
some of these violent right wingers. These guys were going
to kill the governor. But not all those guys ended
up in prison, you see. Some of them did, and
they're still there, by the way. Pray for those guys,
but not all of them ended up in prison. In fact,
some got let out scot free because remember that trial process.
(08:34):
We were just talking about the whole discovery thing. What
was discovered during the process during the trial was that
the Federal Bureau of Investigation planned, coordinated, and funded the
entire thing. And the guy who was in charge of planning, coordinating,
(09:00):
and funding the entire thing then was transferred to head
up the Washington, d c. Field office, where January sixth happened. Huh.
And remember, we don't have to bank on rumors now,
we don't have to bank on this internet sleuth or
that internet sleuth. It's been publicly acknowledged that there were
(09:24):
Feds in the crowd. We know that, we know that
a bus full of them showed up before the crowd
even showed up. We know that, we know that instigators
who were in that crowd were let off with a
slap on the wrist. People we've watched with our own eyes,
heard with our own ears, encouraging people to break the law.
(09:44):
They were let off with nothing. Whereas people who barely
did anything took a step inside of the Capitol, they
lost it all. And the guy who happened to head
up the FBI field office at the time, Wow, would
you look at that. He's the same guy who presided
over the entrapment case in Michigan. And all of this
(10:08):
by a miracle. What the Lord works in mysterious ways
by a miracle. All of this stuff lined up perfectly
with the narratives the Democrats were pushing nationwide. Huh, what
a coincidence. Life's funny that way, wouldn't you just say? Anyway?
(10:30):
Have you signed up for Hillsdale's free courses yet? It's time.
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And in return for what I'm about to give you,
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Don't have to take the whole course. Constitution one oh
(10:51):
one is a good place to start, or to be honest,
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be back. He doesn't care if you believe him, but
he's right.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Member,
you need to email your ask doctor Jesse questions in
for tomorrow. Email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
And I have something pretty incredible for you right now.
(12:02):
It's not my invention, so I want to give credit
where credit is due. It was an article that you
probably missed out of the New York Post and it
might change your life. You ready for this?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Here?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
It is all right. The headline is gen Z. That's
younger people, gen Z. Coffee lovers discover a new way
to combat insane Java prices with a new home cafe trend.
(12:37):
No listen, Chris, you're not understanding it. I don't think listen.
This is what they've discovered instead of going to a
coffee shop like Starbucks and spending fifteen bucks or whatever
it is. No listen, listen, this is a new invention.
(12:57):
They're making coffee at home. I'm not even getting If
only someone had thought of this sooner, I'm blown away.
Oh but wait, there's more. They're actually including things like
pastries and stuff. So it's not just coffee that they're
making inside of their homes. They're also making some sort
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of breakfast food inside the house. I know, I'm floored,
absolutely floored. I had no idea. I've actually been looking
into it.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You can just buy these coffee machines, and no, seriously,
they sell them. Apparently they're available everywhere. And I stop
by the grocery store on the way here. You can
buy a coffee machine. It'll make coffee inside of your house.
You can get the beans just like Starbucks has. You
can get the beans in the grocery store and cross
(13:56):
my heart and hope to die. You can get the
breakfast food too, and do all this in the house.
So look, gen Z may get a lot of guff
about not coming up with new stuff. This is groundbreaking,
and I'm telling you tomorrow morning, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna I can't. I can't say how it's gonna
(14:17):
work out. I'm gonna make I'm gonna make my own coffee. Yeah, yeah,
and breakfast too. Look, we'll see how it works, but
pretty cool. Pretty cool, So I hope that helped everybody.
Let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, how do you prepare
for your show? How long do you How long before
(14:37):
going on air do you decide what you're going to
open with? How do you decide which emails to read? Okay,
show for one. I was about to say, I don't
really show prep, but I'll be honest with you, that's
not necessarily true. Michael Barry, my mentor the reason I'm
(14:59):
doing this. He used to tell me all the time
that you show prep all day, every day, and I said,
I don't understand what that means. What we would talk
about it? He said, everything you do. Everything you do
is an opportunity for something fun or interesting to talk
(15:22):
about on the radio. You're always show prepping always. Now,
as far as official show prep goes, we don't do
really any of that at all. Unless I'm doing a
history show. We don't do any of that at all. Chris, Okay,
I don't, Chris. I didn't say everyone else. I realize
other people show prep. Well, you guys have to do
(15:42):
some work. Chris and Corey print out a bunch of
articles with the news of the day, and they'll come
up with some sound bites, and they'll give me a
list of the sound bites right before the show, like
five minutes before the show, and they'll lay out the
articles in front of me, and about five minutes before
the show starts. Come Look, I would say there are
twenty in general, there are twenty articles laid out here.
(16:04):
Maybe that's a lot. Maybe it's fifteen. And I grab
five that I'm interested in in some way, and I
lay them out and I do the show. And that's
that as far as the emails go. Remember I used
to tell you that I read them all, and I did.
I was honest about that. I read whatever you send
in to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It doesn't
(16:26):
come to me, It goes to Jewish producer Chris. He
then prints them off for me and every day before
the show he gives me a fat stack of them.
We used to read them all. Chris does still read
them all. If you send it, Chris reads it, Okay,
I do not. Chris now filters it out, and let
me tell you what gets filtered out. I'm just telling
(16:46):
you right now, if you write this, I'm not telling
you not to write it, Chris will read it. If
you write one of these things, I will never see
it in a million years. You're allowed to send hate
mail and stuff like that. You're allowed to send love.
That's fine. Not if it's too long. If Chris looks
at it and it's a bunch of paragraphs gone, I'll
never see it. I'll never see it at all. Brevity
(17:08):
is key. Complaints about advertisers. I don't like it that
you do an ad I will never see it. You
can email me a thousand times, I'll never see it.
Told them I'm not interested in it at all. If
you can't figure out why radio shows get to stay
on the air, you're too stupid for me to read
your email. So I'm never going to see that at all.
Beyond that, is there anything else you censor? Chris? Advertiser
(17:28):
complaints and lengths of it. Seriously, see I don't like that.
I want to see those, Chris said. He also censors
the really crazy ones that make no sense. You you
wouldn't think it, and I wouldn't think it. But there
are some really crazy people out there, and it's awesome. What, Chris,
can you please send me? Those are my favorite ones?
(17:51):
The ones that just everything's a big run on sentence.
Remember the guy when we used to take voicemails but
that just turned out to be too ugly. Remember the
guy who was yelling and screaming all the time, and
then he kept leaving We need those, man, those were
the best part. People would get hammered and they call
in and it's just wild. It's a wild West out there.
Other than that, I read all the emails. What ones
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do I decide to read on the air?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Well?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I mean smart, one's funny one, sad one, something something
that's good for the show. I if yours doesn't fall
in one of those categories that I won't see. I
read them all too. Chris hands me a stack. I
read them for the show, set some to the side
to read. But even those like if you're watching on simulcast,
there's a big fat stack of emails, even those I
(18:35):
don't get to have you switched to Peerton. You know
Mother's Day's coming up. I know that because I asked
Chris right before the segment if he could find out
when Mother's Day was so I didn't forget to buy
my wife something. Mother's Day's coming up May eleventh. You
know what your mom really wants. She doesn't want you
to find a better job. She wants a better phone
for herself. That's what she wants. She wants you and
(18:58):
her to stop funding communism. She doesn't want to pay
these Verizon prices. She doesn't want to pay AT and
T prices. She wants you to switch to Pure Talk.
That's the gift your mother wants, and she wants you
to switch her Pure Talk. The patriotic cell phone company,
the one who's CEO is a veteran, the one that
hires Americans. Don't you think mom would want you to
(19:22):
hire Americans. She would, That's what your mother. Don't disappoint
your mother. Pick up your phone and dial pound two
five zero and say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero,
Say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back, Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It
(19:45):
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Thursday. Okay,
So I have a couple of things I want to
get to that make me smile before we get to
why Democrats actually don't want voter ID. First thing is this.
This was a Tesla owner. It was a video he
put out online. I think it was on TikTok or something.
(20:08):
He's taking this video in front of his tesla, his
tesla that has very clearly been keyed many, many times.
There were scratches and gouges all down the side of it.
Either that or he let his wife drive. Anyway, this
is what he had to say.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Check it out, guys. Somebody keyed the crap out of
my tesla, a car I bought six years ago in
the state of California because I'm concerned about climate change.
Oh but some amazing resistance fighter keyed the crap out
of it, and that's going to do it. Voting didn't work,
but you know, this defiling the car of a fellow liberal,
(20:44):
that's we did it, guys. We got him. Today's our
liberation day. Go celebrate, just go celebrate.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Whoo. I do feel some sympathy for the gentleman who's
now going to have to sin thousands of dollars into
his car to fix it. At the same time, I
do think it is beneficial for people that may convert
one day. I think it's beneficial for them to be
introduced to their fellow travelers. If you will, buddy, that's
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your side. You can wash your hands of that all
you want, But that's who they are. That's what they are.
You vote for communists, the street animals out there king
tesla's and lighting them on fire. They are the foot
soldiers of the communists you vote for. They're all on
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the same team. And guess whose team that is? Your team? Now,
one more thing. This is a local story and it's
not important, but I like to, whenever humanly possible, try
to help people out, certainly help people be successful, if
at all possible, help in any way I possibly can.
We don't have to yell and score and be depressed
(22:01):
all day long. This headline. A woman called triple A
during a standoff to fix a tire the police had
just spiked. This took place in Utah. You see, forty
five year old woman led police on a high speed chase.
Eventually the cops spiked her tire. Cops will do that
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to obviously disable your vehicles, so you can't hurt anybody
the cops spiked or tire. She called triple A. All right, now,
all this is bad. Don't don't get in confrontations with police.
You definitely don't want to get in a high speed chase.
All that's bad. My message isn't to her or the cops.
(22:45):
My message is to Triple A, why not show up
and change the tire? Hear me out, hear me out,
hear me out. Could you tell me a better marketing
opportunity then showing up to the felon who's in a
(23:05):
standoff with police and say no, no, no no, she called.
We're Triple A. We wonder fulfill our obligations, so we
are going to change her tire no matter what. Now,
Tell me that wouldn't inspire you to sign up for
(23:26):
Triple A. We are Triple A. We are so loyal
to our paying customers that even if you find yourself
in a standoff with police, we will be there for
you in that time. Tell me that's not an opportunity.
But none of these corporate types have any sense of
humor at all, and they're not light enough on their
(23:48):
feet at all. I would be rolling up with Triple
A plastered all over my vehicle. I've got a job
to do, and my customers come first. I think they
should have showed up to change the tire. Why you're
shaking your head, Chris, I would think you'd appreciate this.
It's about making money anyway, Sonny, Houston and Democrats don't
want you to show ID. They talk about it a lot.
(24:10):
Here is Senator Alex Padilla.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Oh what Republicans are doing. It's once again demonizing immigrants
for the sake of making it harder for eligible citizens
to reniture to vote and to cast their bouts in elections.
It's voter suppression in disguise.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Not so much of a disguise. He's talking about the
Save Act. The Save Act just got passed through the
House of Representatives and all it says is show ID
to vote. That's it. So why do they roll out
these bizarre talking points about demonizing.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
You Republicans are doing. It's once again demonizing immigrants.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Why are they lying about that? Oh that guy chose
to use the immigrants. This one Representative Nikima Williams out
of Georgia. Of course, she had to go with the
black things.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
And Georgia over half of the population doesn't have a passport,
and our driver's licenses, even the real ID doesn't prove citizenship.
This bill could force Georgians to pay more than seven
hundred million dollars just to register to vote.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Y'all.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
That's the pull text, plain and simple, and it's blatant
voter suppression.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So I thought it would be beneficial to bring this
up just to make a couple very simple points. First, remember,
there's only one reason you wouldn't want people to show
ID to vote. It's because you intend to cheat. There's
not a second reason. Obviously, all these reasons they just
listed are completely ridiculous. They're ridiculous because they're lies. The
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truth is Democrats don't want people to have to show
ID to vote because Democrats intend to cheat in elections.
That's the bottom line. But I thought it would be
beneficial to play these two sound ways because it shows
you how communists will marry the communist revolution with the
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different grievances of the different grievance groups. Remember, communism is simple,
it's the religion of the malcontent. If you're an evil communist,
then you want to burn everything down and gain power
for yourself. What you do is you recruit the different
malcontented groups, and you promise each and every group that
you will punish their enemies if they give you power.
(26:23):
Different groups, but all one cause. For Senator, but Deya,
if you're trying to explain why you shouldn't have to
show ID to vote, well, of course, it's about the
saintly immigrants. America is a melting pot effort.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
But Republicans are doing us once again, demonizing immigrants for
the sake of making it harder for eligible citizens to reniituter,
to vote and to cast their bouts in elections. It's
voter suppression in disguise, not so much of a disguise.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
But if you're Nakima Williams, that doesn't work for you.
You have a different group of malcontents who vote for you.
You have the black malcontents that are angry about whatever,
and you have to appeal to that.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
And Georgia, over half of the population doesn't have a passport,
and our driver's licenses, even the real ID doesn't prove citizenship.
This bill could force Georgians to pay more than seven
hundred million dollars just to register to vote. Y'all, that's
the poll tax, plain and simple, and it's blatant voter suppression.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And before you roll your eyes at that last bit,
I'm going to tell you something. I know it offend everybody.
That's fine, But I'm going to tell you something you
cannot even imagine, and maybe you don't want to. How ingrained.
That way of thinking is in certain parts of the
black community in the United States of America, not all
(27:44):
of it, of course, that's ridiculous, but in certain parts
of it, especially the ones that have those evil, satanic
black churches, the ones that talk about us of KKA.
Those are the ones I'm talking about, You know exactly
what I'm talking about, the black liberation theology, those communities
where everybody goes to those churches and they have the
same community leaders who speak like that all the time.
(28:06):
There are Americans, as we speak, who believe these insane,
ridiculous things, and these dirty race communists appeal to that
and stoke those flames all the time. When you hear
people like Jasmine Crockett spout out her ridiculous filth, and
you roll your eyes, and I will roll my eyes,
(28:26):
you should know there are chunks of her constituency, in fact,
large chunks of it. They believe it and not nuts
rigging nuts, almost as nuts as you're just leaving your
home movies sitting around without digitizing it. How many of
your home videos have you digitized? How many of your pictures,
(28:48):
your hard pictures, how many have you digitized?
Speaker 6 (28:53):
None?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's how many. So how many will you lose if
there's a fire in your house tonight? Them all those
memories gone, You're not gonna get them back. Can't remake
that tape, that baby album, You can't do it. Legacy
Box is here to make your life easier. They digitize
your memories. Your great great great grandchildren want to see
(29:17):
pictures of you. What would you give? I'll tell you what.
I would give anything to hear my grandpa Jack talk.
You know, I never got to. I mean I heard
his voice, but I was so small when he died,
I don't remember it. I would love to know what
he was like, what his parents were like. You can
give that to your great grandkids. You can give that
(29:40):
to generations. You can give that to yourself, to your children.
Let Legacy Box do that for you. They're running a
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(30:02):
Keep your memories forever. It's not about you, It's about
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We'll be back The Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on
(30:22):
a magnificent Thursday. Be back tomorrow or wrap up the
week with an ass doctor Jesse Friday. If you missed
any part of the show this week, including Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
are our history thing we did again? Download at iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. Hey, Jesse, I heard screaming children at the
(30:43):
grocery store and I saw seven foot praying man. It's
clutching a velveta brick with both tiny claws. I would
start singing Freedo Bandido. That's not very nice. Do you
have any funny stories about superfans approaching you in public?
You know, outside of the book tour. Outside of the
(31:08):
book tour, everybody's always majorly cool with me. I tell people.
I'll tell you again right now. I am not some
celebrity or something like that. If you see me, you
can come say hi. I promise I'm not gonna be bothered.
I'm just look. You know exactly who I am. We
talk for three hours a day. I am exactly what
(31:28):
you would expect I am. Outside of this If you
see me, I'll probably be eating or I'll be with
my kiddos or with ab or something like that, and
you're welcome to come up and say hi. You're not
going to bother me at all. And that's really how
everyone is. What happens mostly is people are so cool.
Because I'm usually out with the fam, they'll not say
(31:49):
anything and they'll send an email. Hey, Chris tell Jesse
I saw him at Red Lobster. Dude, you can come
say hello. It's not a big deal. Nobody's really ever
gotten gotten weird or anything like that. Normally people want
to take a picture. Hey, can I take a picture
and send it to my buddy? Can I take a
picture and send it to my wife? But that's fine too. Whatever.
(32:11):
With the book tour, that was a little different, and
again ninety nine percent of the people were majorly cool.
But whenever you do any kind of an event where
you open it up to everybody, whenever anything is open
to everybody and you tell them, hey, I'm going to
be here at this time and if you show up,
(32:32):
we can talk, You're always going to have some Now,
I'm still fairly new to this whole life, so I
made a couple mistakes. After the first book tour stop,
we met our first book tour stop, and what do
you think everybody brings me. I got a ton of
history stuff, which was really cool, by the way. I
(32:53):
got a ton of war memorabilia and stuff like that,
also majorly cool, by the way. But I also got
tons of food. People would bring me food, the women,
I swear half the women brought me food, and someone
brought me shatterby biscuits. They would bring me bake goods.
Everybody knows how much I love to eat. Well, we
finished the first book tour stop and I was hungry,
(33:15):
so I started eating it all and the book people
and everyone else freaked out. Jesse, you can't do that.
They mighte a poison something like that, and so I
pushed back. From that point forward, they confiscated all of
the food people brought me, and I'm still sad about it. Yes, Chris,
(33:38):
I remember the pie. One lady God bless her. I
don't know her name. Was it named Rachel? Okay, One
lady Rachel a long time ago, somehow got the address
to the studio. It was an old studio. It's all
secret now. She got the address to the old studio
and she sent us a pie. Wasn't it blueberry or something? Chris?
(33:59):
It was uh amazing. And again I made the mistake
of telling Michael Berry that I ate the pie, and
I thought he was going to murder me right then
and there. It's like, you have no idea who sent
that to you. It just didn't occur to me at all.
What Chris, exactly, there's good medical care everywhere. It's like,
(34:20):
it's not going to be a big deal, right. I
grew up eating my mom's cooking. My stomach can handle
anything at this point in time. My Grandma Helen, God
rest her soul. She was such a bad cook, infamous.
She was infamous for this. She made the world's best bread,
of course it was homemade, and she made the world's
best apple sauce. Beyond that, it was uneutterably bad, all
(34:45):
of it, all of it. Grandma was such a bad
cook that the entire family whenever we were going to
grandma's house, we would stop at Usually it was a
McDonald's or a Wendy's because they lived way out rural
America and they're just there wasn't anything else, Not that
I have any problem with Donald's or Wendy's. But those
were the only options. You would stop every time. It
(35:08):
was it was a rule in the Kelly house. You
stopped and you gorged yourself on food before you got
to Grandma's. That way, as soon as you showed up,
because she's a grandma, it's gonna be Oh, I've been
roasting pot roast for four days. I'm sure it's delicious.
You can. Every single time. She had to have caught
on at some point, but she never let it on.
Every single time. It was Oh, dang, Grandma, I would
(35:31):
love to I'm sorry I missed out on that. We
just ate. Oh if I had only known you at dinner,
We just ate. And this was back before cell phones
were a thing, so you didn't have to risk You
didn't have to risk being in constant contact. You know,
you weren't gonna get a text message from Grandma saying, hey,
don't eat, I have my pot roast. Nope, we just
(35:53):
showed up. Oh did you make your pot roast again?
And your world famous green beans? Wow? That is that
is a shame. I was. I was in the mood
for lima beans tonight too, But I guess I guess
I'll pass Anyway, the Baconator did me well, and now.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Here's a headline by oh, you know, you.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Chuck Todd
admits media hid Biden's cognitive decline quote at a fear
of helping Trump. Remember how many times we've talked about
how effective the Communist is at holding up people and
turning them into Satan. And then you'll get your followers
(36:34):
to do anything because you have to oppose Satan at
all times. Works on the media. The Chinese spy balloon.
Tim Biden held secret talks with Beijing about the fear
of notifying the public. Here's your reminder that the last
president we had for four years was not only dementia adduled,
he was almost undoubtedly controlled by the Communist Chinese Party.
(36:56):
Wow usf that you. University of Southern Florida official resigns
after leaked recording reveals how much he undermined Florida anti
DEI laws. These laws are good, these laws can be effective,
but the Communist revolutionary is not dissuaded by your laws
(37:20):
or your rules. This is why, as I've always said,
you have to deal with them in what they understand.
Fear and pain Tomorrow we will be back to do
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