April 15, 2025 • 36 mins
Learning lessons the hard way. The rights hand wringing over ‘the law’ as the left routinely breaks the law. The constitution is only a sheet of paper to those who don’t care about the law. No particular place to go.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final Hour, The Jesse
Kelly Show. On a wonderful and incredible Tuesday, we will
talk about, well, the infighting with the Trump administration right now,
Elon Peter Navarro, we'll touch on that really briefly. We're
gonna talk about the right in its kneecapping of itself,
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companies are still engaging in DEI I want to first
address this little thing, not a little thing, I didn't
mean to put it that way, bit something I haven't
really talked about on the show, and something I'm not
going to go into now. In fact, I'll skip all
the names and stuff like that, and I'll explain why
in a moment in Texas, Frisco, Texas, I actually used
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to live in Frisco, Texas. There's this story, I'm positive
you know what I'm talking about. You've read it, of
this seventeen year old kid that attract me gets into
some sort of an altercation with a different kid from
a different school. The kid pulls out a knife, stabs
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and kills him. It's all terrible, Okay, it's all terrible.
The kid who did the stabbing allegedly the kid who
did the stabbing is arrested. In fact, he just got
let out on bail. But he's arrested and seventeen years old.
And the reason I haven't brought it up, to be
honest with you, is same reason I don't do mass
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shooting radio, I don't do plane crash radio. I don't
do that. It's just really, really all ugly and terrible,
and it's and I find it to be insanely sad
in so many different ways. I have a sixteen year
old son, and I just can't. I mean, he does
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track right, and I hate to do this, but I
personalize these things now. I just don't think I would
be able to go on if I lost my buddy
like that, I don't think I'd be able to go on.
I don't. That's how much I love my boys. And
not only sad from that angle, how horribly sad for
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the other angle too. Seventeen year old apparently he's never
been taught how to control himself and just destroys his life,
ended someone else's life. And unless the justice system is
super evil in this area, that kid's going to prison,
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if not for the rest of his life. He's going
to be going to prison for a large portion of
his life. At seventeen years old, ended someone's life because
he can't control his self. And now seventeen year old
boy walking into a state prison in Texas. Yek, you
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better make some friends fast, buddy. Just it's all awful.
It's terrible, and so I'm not gonna spend any time
on it, but I am going to if I have
to point out one part of it that does make
me smile, because there is a part of it that
makes me smile. I saw this headline the legal defense
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fund that was set up for the kid who did
the stabbing. It will be used and I quote for
a new home for the family. The family took this
six figure legal defense fund was at like four hundred
and some thousand dollars and they're gonna buy a new
home for themselves. And the reason it makes me laugh,
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the reason I love it, is this, I want stupid
people to stop being stupid. That's the ultimate goal, right,
The ultimate goal is for dumb people to stop being dumb,
because if you're being honest, dumb people hold you back
in life. We've talked about it all the time. Bottom
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five percent bottom ten percent. Put a percentage on it.
The reason there's bad traffic is not because all the
drivers on the road are bad. It's a few dumb ones.
The reason you have to stay longer in class is
not all because all the students are bad. It's a
few dumb ones. The reason you have all these different rules,
the reasons you have so many medical forms, it's just
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a few dumb people who are constantly ruining life for everybody.
It's why I have a policy of blocking cell phone numbers,
blocking people on social media. If I even if I
even sniff dumb, if I just get a whiff of
dumb bit gone, it's in an ongoing effort to cut
dumb people out of my life. When we get these
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stupid pieces of Hey man, I'm so offended. What do
I tell you? Don't listen. I don't want you to listen.
It's easier for both of us. You go be happy,
and I'll be happier knowing the more on is left.
It works out right, you know what I'm talking about.
Dumb people make your life harder. But the goal is
not punishment. That's not the end goal. The goal is
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for dumb people to become less dumb. That way, they
stop hurting all of us. If you rallied to social
media to give money to a seventeen year old who
just stabbed someone to death and attract me, if that
inspired you to give money, you're really really dumb, really
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unbelievably dumb. Maybe you've been manipulated your whole life, maybe
you're just genuinely low iq, but whatever it is, if
you gave money to that, you're a stupid person. And
so the reason it makes me smile that they're buying
a house with it is this is a wonderful opportunity
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for stupid people to get smart. Let's say, let's say
you gave him a hundred bucks and you thought you
were doing something good, and then you woke up and
of course you see that they're buying a new home
with the money, and maybe you're mad, Hey, they're wasting it.
That's not why I get no no good. Oh this
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is good, right, this is all very healthy. But what
you need to do is you need to just walk
through this and examine thyself. Who's the moron here? Is
it the guy who's spending a bunch of cash you
gave him, or is it the one who gave him
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the cash. You see, this is an opportunity for dumb
people to become smart. If you gave to a criminal's
legal defense fund and you woke up today and found
out his family's buying a shiny new home with it,
it's your fault and your stupidity has caught up with you.
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And I hope you feel dumb, because feeling dumb is important.
It's super important when you do something dumb. To feel
dumb then creates an opportunity for you to be smarter
the next time. So the next time some dirt ball
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kills someone and you have an opportunity to pay for
his legal defense, maybe the next time it will give
you a moment of pause of wait a minute, maybe
this isn't on the up and up. Maybe I'm not
picking the right side here. You see, it's an opportunity.
It's an opportunity for people to get smarter. And I
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love that. That's what I want for all of society. Jesse.
The Trump administration infighting between Peter Navarro and Elon Musk
fits the saying the lieutenants fight when the general is weak.
The inability of President Trump to develop a means to
overcome the opposition of communist federal judges will be viewed
as a sign of weakness. Can you offer some advice,
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I actually don't agree with what you said. Now, now, well,
let me clarify. Peter Navarro and Elon Musk, I have
no problem with either of them. I have no problem
with them fighting. My only point has been repeatedly. I
don't like you fighting in public. They're fighting on social
media like little girls. It's awful, it's unprofessional if you
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want to have Look, we got rumors. Remember we found
out that Marco Rubio and Elon Musk had a knockdown,
drag out fight. Apparently it lasted a long time and
they were screaming at each other. I'm fine with that.
You know why. Neither of them did it on television,
Neither of them did it on social media. The only
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reason we found out about it is some vicious little
snake in the White House leaked the thing to the press.
Otherwise we'd have never known they did it behind closed doors.
I have no problem if Trump's lieutenants argue behind closed doors.
I do a problem with that. And I guarantee Trump
doesn't either have people fight. Let your people fight. Let's
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have an argument. Shoot, me and Jewish producer Chris and
Corey and I just had an argument during the break
about what kind and size of whiteboard we wanted for
our Pam Bondi ticker. You know the ticker we talked about.
I think it was in the first hour where there's
two sides of it, and we're gonna do a little
notch every time she's on Fox News, and we'll do
a little notch for every government employee who's been arrested.
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We had a legitimate argument to what size. Now, that's
too big, it's too small. We can't put it there.
That's fine. But you know what I'm not gonna do.
I'm not gonna tell everybody about it. Wait anyway, you
want to stand exactly what I'm saying. It's fine to
have your fights, have your fights privately. Now I'm gonna
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play something for you real quick. This is an elected
Democrat in California.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Every single week, we have a litigation working Group. We're
a large group of us and I'm talking there's maybe
seventy five members of the House sit down every single
week with the AGS to talk about legal strategy. This
is all going on every single week behind the scenes.
It is NonStop, NonStop talk, non stop introduction of bills
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and legislation, NonStop being on social media as much as
we can without being throttled and without the you know,
crazy analytics and doing all these things.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We're gonna have a discussion about them, how they play
the game versus how we play the game.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Next Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Okay,
so this Democrat in California talks about how she's coordinating
well to emails and things like that in a little bit,
but she well, here she was again.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Every single week we have Agation Working Group. We're a
large group of us and I'm talking there's maybe seventy
five members of the House sit down every single week
with the AGS to talk about legal strategy. This is all.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Her name's Laura Friedman. She's an elected Democrat in California.
Who she is not important. But I just wanted to
again briefly touch on something we've talked about before. We
cannot win if we're the only ones who play by
the rules. It doesn't work that way. Life doesn't work
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that way. Life is not a Disney movie back before
it all went gay. Life is not Captain America. That's
not how life works. If we are about to play
a football game against another team and the other team
decides they're going to bring guns and knives and billy
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clubs onto the field, well, yeah, the other team is bad,
they're evil, they're wrong. But if nobody's going to stop
them from doing it, we have to do likewise because
if we don't, we're going to lose. Period. We either
do likewise or we're going to lose. And I bring
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this up again because of all the hand ringing I'm seeing.
I actually saw an article today in the National Review
talking about how lawless Donald Trump was. Trump's the National
Reviews allegedly on the right, talking about how lawless Trump
was for sending the MS thirteen guy to El Salvador
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and arguing against it. If the Communists are going to
ignore right from wrong, the constitution, the law, anything, and
bring in twenty million people in four years, and then
we are going to hand ring and debate and argue
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about about deporting one guy, we are not going to win.
We are not going to make it. We have to
have a really serious introspective discussion about who we want
to be, why we want to be it, and what
the end goal is, because the end goal cannot be
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losing the right way sign me out on that. I
am completely out. I want to win. It's important that
we win. It's important that this country we've been given,
that we protect it, that we preserve it, that we
make sure it continues on. And I'm just flabbergasted at
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how many people not on the left, we know their
evil demons, how many people on the right knowingly exist
to facilitate the communist destruction of the United States of
America any chance they get. When the right pushes back,
you'll see them saying things, well, don't react, that's what
they want. Have you ever seen someone on the right
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say that, no, you can't react to this horrible, awful
thing they're doing. They want you to react, so don't
do anything. Maybe that guy's actually paid controlled opposition, Maybe
he genuinely believes it. Either way, he's useless and should
be thrown out completely. Well, don't go too far, too fast.
The communist never thinks like that, those thoughts, those words,
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never cross his mind in a million years. When he
has a chance, he slams on the gas it's all gas,
no breaks baby. As fast as he can destroy, he destroys.
And what we cannot do is think for a second
that the Constitution will save this. Now, this is not
me trashing the Constitution, really genuinely not. I love the Constitution,
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love it. It's an incredible founding document that helped us
set up a nation that was free for a couple
hundred years. But it's also not the savior that will
stop American communists because they don't care what's on the
piece of paper. They don't care about it, so you can't.
If they don't care about it, then why do you
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keep holding it up. I've used the example before. It's ridiculous,
but it's one hundred percent true. When you when you
hold up well, the Constitution won't save us. When you
say things like that to the communist infestation, the communist
destruction of America, you might as well hold up a
piece of paper to a charging grizzly bear that says,
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no bear tax a bear at tax allowed. Whoa whoa whoa,
mister grizzly bear. Hold on, Maybe you didn't read the paper.
That's how stupid and childish you sound when you say
the counts. The tuition will save us from communists who
don't care about it. Look, I wish they cared about it.
But if this is if this is a set of rules,
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and that's essentially what it is. Hey, government, they're not
allowed to do this. They're not allowed to do this,
They're not allowed to do that, they're not allowed to
infringe on this. In fact, we're going to write it
all down. Government's only allowed to do this, this and
this and nothing else. That's what the Constitution was. Wonderful
set of founding documents, supreme law of the land. But
if the communists look at those rules and say, oh yeah,
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not interested anyway. Well, once they're done tearing through everything,
when we have to try to figure out how to
pick up the pieces from all the destruction, we can't
then reference the document they just discarded and stay within
those rules. Oh you you imported twenty million barbarians completely unlawful,
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treason us murderous evil. Wow, that's terrible. Anyway, Should I
get them out? Hold on? I mean, let me consult
the institution. Well, Article fifteen, Section twenty said that I
actually am not. We can't win. That's the road to loss.
And this is why I rant about testosterone because the
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GOP lacks it. The GOP lacks the testosterone, the boldness,
the focus they need to take back this country, and
they better find it. And if they don't find it,
we better go out and elect GOP people who are
good enough and smart enough to be taking their male
vitality stacks from Chalk every single day. In fact, that
(17:35):
might be the Jesse Kelly Show criteria. What Chris, listen
all I want to know. I don't really need to
know your position on the issues, because if you're taking
a male vitality stack from Chalk, I automatically know you're
the kind of fighter I want because your tea level
is going to be through the roof. It should be
a one question questionnaire. Does it count as a questionnaire
(17:55):
if there's only one question on it? Chris, either way,
one question on it. Do you take a male vitality
stack from Chalk natural herbal supplements it'll raise your tea levels?
If he answers yes, he's our guy. If answers no,
well he's hopeless. You want you want it? Are you
taking yours?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
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Speaker 2 (18:13):
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Speaker 2 (18:29):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris,
I think about that Smoke on the Water song you
just played from Deep Purple? Right, it's Deep Purple? Do
have that right? Deep Purple? They didn't have any other hits,
did they? That? None that I've ever heard of. And
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that song itself is there is there a word for
a one hit wonder. That's not even a whole song.
It's just the guitar riff. The rest of that song's awful.
That everyone knows the guitar riff, which I admit it
does shred. They have one half of one hit. But
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here's the most amazing part about that. I was thinking
about this the other night because there was a band.
I actually liked this band, so I'm not going to
publicly embarrass them. But they're old there in their I
believe sixties or seventies now, and they're still touring and
they were coming to Houston. Anyway, I thought about this,
think about how incredible it must be to be a
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musician to have a band. All it takes is one
big song, and you have a lifetime of income off
of one song. When you think about that, what Chris,
What Chris said, Okay, that's a very fair point. Jewish
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producer Chris said, you have to play it everywhere you
go all the time. I understand that. I understand that
it would get real old, real fast. I get it. However,
think about this. Most of these bands, let's call it
a one hit wonder band. When does this song which
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you probably didn't even write, but whether you wrote it
or not doesn't matter. You're in your twenties. May mean
these bands are usually young. You do one great thing
in your twenties, and you have income for the rest
of your life until you die or have to quit playing.
You have paid for travel, which I know would if
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you're a family man, that would get real old. It
sounds better when you're in your twenties than when you're
in your forties or fifties, Like, oh yeah, we mean
every day. That would get real old, real fast. But
paid for travel, guaranteed income. If you're smart and invest
your money, you're going to be a lot of money.
What Chris, I know they invest in other things. I
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get that, but you know that's not all of them.
There have to be some guys who I mean, some
guys have to have one of you people along to help.
What Chris, I'm saying, to help? Yes, a manager is
what I meant. Yes, of course a manager is what
I meant. But you understand what I mean. There has
to be a money guy with some of these guys
who says, hey, give me ten percent and I'll put
it in some mutual phones or something like that. Guaranteed
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income for your whole life. That's kind of crazy when
you think about it. I think it is. I think
it's cool. We should write a song, Chris. You can
hire somebody to write a song. There's I talked to
a guy. I have no idea why we're talking about this.
Who did I talk to? I can't even remember if
this was a professional interview. I don't think it was.
I think it was a friend I was talking too. Sorry,
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I don't remember the circumstances. But he said this was
in Nashville. You know, Nashville's country music heaven. You go
to Nashville and everything's country music everywhere, and Nashville's really
kind of turned into la anymore. But anyway, country music heaven.
He said, there's just this legion of songwriters there and
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they'll write, get this, two to three hundred songs a year,
these songs. Isn't that crazy to just take a blank
piece of paper and write it? And you know, most
of these guys will never have a hit, and if
you do, you'll have one hit. But either way, what
I'm trying to say is there's all kinds of songwriters
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out there. We'll let someone else write it and we'll
take all the credit. What, Chris, you said, I can't
write it. I can't sing, and I can't play any instruments. No,
I've already figured all this out, Chris. What's that thing
that you bang that has like the bells on? Is
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the tambourine? I'm gonna be a tambourine man, now, I'm
it's not kay okay. Haven't you ever heard heard the song?
Was it the Monkeys or somebody? Someone's Hey, mister tam Man,
that was about me kind of in a way. But
how hard can it be to play the tambourine? Now,
Bob says, you don't have to say what Obb says, Chris,
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Chris just said I have no rhythm. I was about
to point that out. Bob actually doesn't even want me
clapping in church anymore when everybody else claps, because she says,
I don't clap at the same time as everyone else.
But that's not what I hear. To my ears, it
feels like I'm clapping when everyone else is clapping. Anyway,
as the tambourine man, I will set the tone for
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the band. The band will follow my lead. The problem
is I've been trying to follow others when I'm a leader.
Let the tambourine man lead. Someone else writes the songs,
someone else will sing the songs. We cash the checks. Chris,
you can do the books or something like that. Hey,
doctor Jesse, I love the show. My five year old
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daughter outgrew her winter gloves. They may be a little
big on you. You know what, that's not very nice. Anyways,
did you get interested in alternative history? For example, what
if the Germans weren't anti Semitic and all the brilliant
scientists responsible for rockets, nukes computer science had stayed there.
I love alternate history, I love historical debates, I love
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all that stuff. And in fact, I've actually had this
talk before. I think we've even talked about it on
the air. It's a fascinating thing when you think about it. Okay,
so you have Germany, this country, not we'll call it
Nazi Germany, but you have Germany. Germany at the time
was a gigantic economic power, manufacturing power. Germany's really the
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biggest strongest country in Europe generally anyway. And you had
this guy hit Or. He rises to power, but he
ends up falling short, falling short of his dreams of
world conquest by the Gray Sacati falls short. What if
you could take every part of Hitler and leave it there, right,
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every single part of it, the good, the bad, everything,
except for the whole jew hate part. What if you
could take that part out of him, would they have
been successful? And you could make the argument they would
simply for this reason. They would, you know, like all
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evil regimes do. You would get promoted up the ladder
of the Nazi empire by being a committed Nazi, not
by being the most capable, not by meritocracy. You were,
I mean guys like Himler. Hitler was an idiot. It
was a total scumbag Gerbels. You know, the propaganda guy.
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These guys were idiots and losers. For the most part,
they weren't highly capable people. Now, the devil himself, Ryan
hard Heidrich, he is probably a highly intelligent individual, probably
a highly capable individual, which just happens to be the
devil himself with it. But for the most part, these guys,
these high up Nazi people, they were the losers. But
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they were losers who got promoted based on how committed
they were at Nazism. What if what if you could
remove all the Jew hatred from it? What if you
set that aside, you could easily make the argument they
would have been successful in the Soviet Union. Remember when
they first invaded the Soviet Union, the Soviets had been
suffering horribly under Joseph Stalin, because Stalin's like the most
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evil person who ever lived. The Soviets. At first they
thought to themselves, well, these people might be liberators. Oh wow,
this is wonderful. The Germans are coming in. But almost
immediately the Nazis started naziing, Hey, great, we just beat
all the Soviets. Now we need all the Jews here.
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We're gonna murder everybody. Wait, what hold on, what now?
That doesn't sound right, the local population turning against the
Nazis almost immediately. That's a big part of what doomed
their invasion when you really actually think about just that
portion of it. Stalin gave these orders to destroy everything
as the as all of the Soviet Union moved to
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the east, away from the away from Germany, and everybody
followed those orders after a while, because you knew that
the Nazis were gonna do as horrible stuff to you
as the Soviets. What if, what if the Nazis were
nice to everybody in the Soviet Union, they would have
told Stalin to go pound sand Nope, don't think I
will anyway. It's a fascinating thing. All right, let's talk
a little bit about DEI headlines I didn't get to
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before we wrap this up.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show on air and online
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Speaker 2 (27:49):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Don't
forget if you missed any part of the show, you
can download the whole thing on iHeart Spotify. So these
major companies this is from Fox Business, like Kohle's Dollar
Tree ups nationwide. They haven't changed any DEI policies. They're
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just simply rebranding things, changing the name and things like that.
And that reminded me of the eleven minute spaceflight those
women took yesterday. Gail King was one of the ones
who was on the spaceflight. These women were so lost.
Not only did they come back celebrating like they were
conquering heroes, they're out there on the press tour, and
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they seem to be taken aback by the reception of
the whole thing. Here was Gil King.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
What do you think when people say, oh, it's frivolous
number one, they call it a ride, which I find
very irritating because they never say men went for a ride.
What do you say to people who think that this
was fair.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
First, first of all, they never say men went for
a ride. The men are operating the equipment. That's the difference.
And by the way, there are female astronauts too, The
actual female astronauts are operating the equipment. If I show
up and I put on a spacesuit and get strapped
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in and sit there, I don't know, playing on my
iPhone for eleven minutes and outer space and don't do anything,
don't press any buttons, don't operate any equipment, then it's
a ride. If I'm actually flying it, it's not a ride.
I'm sorry. Any well, let'll go back there.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
What do you think when people say, oh, it's frivolous
number one, they call it a ride, which I find
very irritating because they never say men went for a ride.
What do you say to people who think that this
was frivolous or just a ride? You know, I think
the message that it sends is very, very powerful. And
the people that say that, by the way, weren't there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
She goes on and I'm.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
So non sorry, I have to play this. The message
that it sends is powerful. What what's powerful? They're all
saying this kind of stuff today. They're on this brig
Press store of it's Katy Perry on My Life. I'm
not making this up.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Katy Perry, the singer one of the singer chicks who
was who went up there. She actually said it's good
to be home, like she was Shackleford, stuck down in
Antarctica fighting, fighting the whales and ice for months at
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a time. She was in space for eleven minutes and
now she gets back, WHOA feels like it's beinned forever.
I don't even recognize the world anymore. It's just good.
It's just good to be home. Times have really changed
while I was gone anyway.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
And I'm so proud of us. I really am proud
of me because I never in a gazillion years thought
I could do this, and I just saw a video
of us walking up the I don't want to call plank,
but what's a proper, what's the proper?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I'm so proud of us. I'm so proud of me.
I knew I could do it. Seriously. I joked yesterday
about it being the one about Bob Thing when he
gets strapped to the sail, and it's like my trick,
as I just let the boat do all the work.
They did it. They actually did it in real life,
only they're dead serious about it, absolutely dead serious about it. Jesse,
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I thought you might like a laugh. I've always asked
my fourteen year old son, how do you know if
somebody's a vegan or vegetarian. Don't worry, they'll let you know.
We went on a cruise and my son went to
get a hot dog in a Philly cheese steak. He
came back and said, you were right Apparently the woman
in front of him asked for a veggie burger and
then announced I'm a vegetarian. He said, while she was
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in line, she talked to people multiple times about being
a vegetarian. He said. The saddest part was having to
admit his father was right again. I'll tell you that
is something that used to drive my sister and I
crazy about my father, and she's seen it come to
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fruition in my own life as well. My dad was
right all the time, all the time. I don't know
what it was. And you know, in your youth you
get to certain stages where Dad's an idiot. Of course, right, Ah,
Dad's dumb Dad. You don't understand Dad. Times have changed,
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and it would turn out. I can't count how many
times he was right, every single time. He was always right,
to the point it was just obnoxious how often Dad
was right. And now I get to experience this with
my kids. It happens all the time. I will give
them a piece of advice about something or let them
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know about something. Sometimes they take it and I'm proved right.
Sometimes they don't take it and I'm proved right, and
they'll have to say, you were right again. About that,
and I am so unbelievably obnoxious in that moment. Want
you to know that I don't handle it in any
kind of a mature way. I rub it in their
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faces repeatedly, over and over and over again. Oh real,
quick story, funny story before I do headlines. My old
my youngest son, he is. I'll be honest, he's probably
not listening right now. It's past not past his bedtime,
it's getting up there, So I can tell you this.
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I kind of admire how slow he moves. Bob and
I are both sense of urgency people. We got to
go now. We're never late, We're we're always early, Go go,
go go, We got to move. We're both this way.
My oldest son is this way. My youngest son could
not be more opposite. He will saunter wherever he's going,
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take his time, and you could you could call him slow,
and we scream at him and call him slow, But
in reality that doesn't affect him either, because if you
talk to him about it, he just doesn't see the
need to rush. He's moving at his own pace. He
doesn't care how angry you are about it. He doesn't
care about anything. He's gonna get wherever he's got. Oh,
I know, Chris, you know it'd make you want to
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blow a gasket. You would blow a gasket the amount
of times Oob and I have been in the car
honking the horn because he's the last one out of
the house. It's every single time. Anyway, So during the
show last night, I didn't tell you because it was
towards the end of the show. During the show, I
got an email from his school that he got a detention. Now,
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my kids have had one or two before, but in general,
they're very well behaved kids. They don't get detentions. They're
a lot better than I was. And I thought, wow, okay,
what did he do? He got a detention because he
was tardy too many times. He was tardy too many
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times because the class is in a separate building, and
while the other kids are hustling to and fro not him,
He's just gonna kind of get there whenever he gets there.
Up in my laid again. Dang, it made me laugh terribly,
absolutely terribly. I respect it. I respect it.
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final Hour, The Jesse
Kelly Show. On a wonderful and incredible Tuesday, we will
talk about, well, the infighting with the Trump administration right now,
Elon Peter Navarro, we'll touch on that really briefly. We're
gonna talk about the right in its kneecapping of itself,
(00:37):
companies are still engaging in DEI I want to first
address this little thing, not a little thing, I didn't
mean to put it that way, bit something I haven't
really talked about on the show, and something I'm not
going to go into now. In fact, I'll skip all
the names and stuff like that, and I'll explain why
in a moment in Texas, Frisco, Texas, I actually used
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to live in Frisco, Texas. There's this story, I'm positive
you know what I'm talking about. You've read it, of
this seventeen year old kid that attract me gets into
some sort of an altercation with a different kid from
a different school. The kid pulls out a knife, stabs
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and kills him. It's all terrible, Okay, it's all terrible.
The kid who did the stabbing allegedly the kid who
did the stabbing is arrested. In fact, he just got
let out on bail. But he's arrested and seventeen years old.
And the reason I haven't brought it up, to be
honest with you, is same reason I don't do mass
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shooting radio, I don't do plane crash radio. I don't
do that. It's just really, really all ugly and terrible,
and it's and I find it to be insanely sad
in so many different ways. I have a sixteen year
old son, and I just can't. I mean, he does
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track right, and I hate to do this, but I
personalize these things now. I just don't think I would
be able to go on if I lost my buddy
like that, I don't think I'd be able to go on.
I don't. That's how much I love my boys. And
not only sad from that angle, how horribly sad for
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the other angle too. Seventeen year old apparently he's never
been taught how to control himself and just destroys his life,
ended someone else's life. And unless the justice system is
super evil in this area, that kid's going to prison,
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if not for the rest of his life. He's going
to be going to prison for a large portion of
his life. At seventeen years old, ended someone's life because
he can't control his self. And now seventeen year old
boy walking into a state prison in Texas. Yek, you
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better make some friends fast, buddy. Just it's all awful.
It's terrible, and so I'm not gonna spend any time
on it, but I am going to if I have
to point out one part of it that does make
me smile, because there is a part of it that
makes me smile. I saw this headline the legal defense
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fund that was set up for the kid who did
the stabbing. It will be used and I quote for
a new home for the family. The family took this
six figure legal defense fund was at like four hundred
and some thousand dollars and they're gonna buy a new
home for themselves. And the reason it makes me laugh,
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the reason I love it, is this, I want stupid
people to stop being stupid. That's the ultimate goal, right,
The ultimate goal is for dumb people to stop being dumb,
because if you're being honest, dumb people hold you back
in life. We've talked about it all the time. Bottom
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five percent bottom ten percent. Put a percentage on it.
The reason there's bad traffic is not because all the
drivers on the road are bad. It's a few dumb ones.
The reason you have to stay longer in class is
not all because all the students are bad. It's a
few dumb ones. The reason you have all these different rules,
the reasons you have so many medical forms, it's just
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a few dumb people who are constantly ruining life for everybody.
It's why I have a policy of blocking cell phone numbers,
blocking people on social media. If I even if I
even sniff dumb, if I just get a whiff of
dumb bit gone, it's in an ongoing effort to cut
dumb people out of my life. When we get these
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stupid pieces of Hey man, I'm so offended. What do
I tell you? Don't listen. I don't want you to listen.
It's easier for both of us. You go be happy,
and I'll be happier knowing the more on is left.
It works out right, you know what I'm talking about.
Dumb people make your life harder. But the goal is
not punishment. That's not the end goal. The goal is
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for dumb people to become less dumb. That way, they
stop hurting all of us. If you rallied to social
media to give money to a seventeen year old who
just stabbed someone to death and attract me, if that
inspired you to give money, you're really really dumb, really
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unbelievably dumb. Maybe you've been manipulated your whole life, maybe
you're just genuinely low iq, but whatever it is, if
you gave money to that, you're a stupid person. And
so the reason it makes me smile that they're buying
a house with it is this is a wonderful opportunity
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for stupid people to get smart. Let's say, let's say
you gave him a hundred bucks and you thought you
were doing something good, and then you woke up and
of course you see that they're buying a new home
with the money, and maybe you're mad, Hey, they're wasting it.
That's not why I get no no good. Oh this
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is good, right, this is all very healthy. But what
you need to do is you need to just walk
through this and examine thyself. Who's the moron here? Is
it the guy who's spending a bunch of cash you
gave him, or is it the one who gave him
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the cash. You see, this is an opportunity for dumb
people to become smart. If you gave to a criminal's
legal defense fund and you woke up today and found
out his family's buying a shiny new home with it,
it's your fault and your stupidity has caught up with you.
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And I hope you feel dumb, because feeling dumb is important.
It's super important when you do something dumb. To feel
dumb then creates an opportunity for you to be smarter
the next time. So the next time some dirt ball
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kills someone and you have an opportunity to pay for
his legal defense, maybe the next time it will give
you a moment of pause of wait a minute, maybe
this isn't on the up and up. Maybe I'm not
picking the right side here. You see, it's an opportunity.
It's an opportunity for people to get smarter. And I
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love that. That's what I want for all of society. Jesse.
The Trump administration infighting between Peter Navarro and Elon Musk
fits the saying the lieutenants fight when the general is weak.
The inability of President Trump to develop a means to
overcome the opposition of communist federal judges will be viewed
as a sign of weakness. Can you offer some advice,
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I actually don't agree with what you said. Now, now, well,
let me clarify. Peter Navarro and Elon Musk, I have
no problem with either of them. I have no problem
with them fighting. My only point has been repeatedly. I
don't like you fighting in public. They're fighting on social
media like little girls. It's awful, it's unprofessional if you
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want to have Look, we got rumors. Remember we found
out that Marco Rubio and Elon Musk had a knockdown,
drag out fight. Apparently it lasted a long time and
they were screaming at each other. I'm fine with that.
You know why. Neither of them did it on television,
Neither of them did it on social media. The only
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reason we found out about it is some vicious little
snake in the White House leaked the thing to the press.
Otherwise we'd have never known they did it behind closed doors.
I have no problem if Trump's lieutenants argue behind closed doors.
I do a problem with that. And I guarantee Trump
doesn't either have people fight. Let your people fight. Let's
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have an argument. Shoot, me and Jewish producer Chris and
Corey and I just had an argument during the break
about what kind and size of whiteboard we wanted for
our Pam Bondi ticker. You know the ticker we talked about.
I think it was in the first hour where there's
two sides of it, and we're gonna do a little
notch every time she's on Fox News, and we'll do
a little notch for every government employee who's been arrested.
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We had a legitimate argument to what size. Now, that's
too big, it's too small. We can't put it there.
That's fine. But you know what I'm not gonna do.
I'm not gonna tell everybody about it. Wait anyway, you
want to stand exactly what I'm saying. It's fine to
have your fights, have your fights privately. Now I'm gonna
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play something for you real quick. This is an elected
Democrat in California.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Every single week, we have a litigation working Group. We're
a large group of us and I'm talking there's maybe
seventy five members of the House sit down every single
week with the AGS to talk about legal strategy. This
is all going on every single week behind the scenes.
It is NonStop, NonStop talk, non stop introduction of bills
(10:23):
and legislation, NonStop being on social media as much as
we can without being throttled and without the you know,
crazy analytics and doing all these things.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
We're gonna have a discussion about them, how they play
the game versus how we play the game.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Next Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Okay,
so this Democrat in California talks about how she's coordinating
well to emails and things like that in a little bit,
but she well, here she was again.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Every single week we have Agation Working Group. We're a
large group of us and I'm talking there's maybe seventy
five members of the House sit down every single week
with the AGS to talk about legal strategy. This is all.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Her name's Laura Friedman. She's an elected Democrat in California.
Who she is not important. But I just wanted to
again briefly touch on something we've talked about before. We
cannot win if we're the only ones who play by
the rules. It doesn't work that way. Life doesn't work
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that way. Life is not a Disney movie back before
it all went gay. Life is not Captain America. That's
not how life works. If we are about to play
a football game against another team and the other team
decides they're going to bring guns and knives and billy
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clubs onto the field, well, yeah, the other team is bad,
they're evil, they're wrong. But if nobody's going to stop
them from doing it, we have to do likewise because
if we don't, we're going to lose. Period. We either
do likewise or we're going to lose. And I bring
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this up again because of all the hand ringing I'm seeing.
I actually saw an article today in the National Review
talking about how lawless Donald Trump was. Trump's the National
Reviews allegedly on the right, talking about how lawless Trump
was for sending the MS thirteen guy to El Salvador
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and arguing against it. If the Communists are going to
ignore right from wrong, the constitution, the law, anything, and
bring in twenty million people in four years, and then
we are going to hand ring and debate and argue
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about about deporting one guy, we are not going to win.
We are not going to make it. We have to
have a really serious introspective discussion about who we want
to be, why we want to be it, and what
the end goal is, because the end goal cannot be
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losing the right way sign me out on that. I
am completely out. I want to win. It's important that
we win. It's important that this country we've been given,
that we protect it, that we preserve it, that we
make sure it continues on. And I'm just flabbergasted at
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how many people not on the left, we know their
evil demons, how many people on the right knowingly exist
to facilitate the communist destruction of the United States of
America any chance they get. When the right pushes back,
you'll see them saying things, well, don't react, that's what
they want. Have you ever seen someone on the right
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say that, no, you can't react to this horrible, awful
thing they're doing. They want you to react, so don't
do anything. Maybe that guy's actually paid controlled opposition, Maybe
he genuinely believes it. Either way, he's useless and should
be thrown out completely. Well, don't go too far, too fast.
The communist never thinks like that, those thoughts, those words,
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never cross his mind in a million years. When he
has a chance, he slams on the gas it's all gas,
no breaks baby. As fast as he can destroy, he destroys.
And what we cannot do is think for a second
that the Constitution will save this. Now, this is not
me trashing the Constitution, really genuinely not. I love the Constitution,
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love it. It's an incredible founding document that helped us
set up a nation that was free for a couple
hundred years. But it's also not the savior that will
stop American communists because they don't care what's on the
piece of paper. They don't care about it, so you can't.
If they don't care about it, then why do you
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keep holding it up. I've used the example before. It's ridiculous,
but it's one hundred percent true. When you when you
hold up well, the Constitution won't save us. When you
say things like that to the communist infestation, the communist
destruction of America, you might as well hold up a
piece of paper to a charging grizzly bear that says,
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no bear tax a bear at tax allowed. Whoa whoa whoa,
mister grizzly bear. Hold on, Maybe you didn't read the paper.
That's how stupid and childish you sound when you say
the counts. The tuition will save us from communists who
don't care about it. Look, I wish they cared about it.
But if this is if this is a set of rules,
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and that's essentially what it is. Hey, government, they're not
allowed to do this. They're not allowed to do this,
They're not allowed to do that, they're not allowed to
infringe on this. In fact, we're going to write it
all down. Government's only allowed to do this, this and
this and nothing else. That's what the Constitution was. Wonderful
set of founding documents, supreme law of the land. But
if the communists look at those rules and say, oh yeah,
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not interested anyway. Well, once they're done tearing through everything,
when we have to try to figure out how to
pick up the pieces from all the destruction, we can't
then reference the document they just discarded and stay within
those rules. Oh you you imported twenty million barbarians completely unlawful,
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treason us murderous evil. Wow, that's terrible. Anyway, Should I
get them out? Hold on? I mean, let me consult
the institution. Well, Article fifteen, Section twenty said that I
actually am not. We can't win. That's the road to loss.
And this is why I rant about testosterone because the
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GOP lacks it. The GOP lacks the testosterone, the boldness,
the focus they need to take back this country, and
they better find it. And if they don't find it,
we better go out and elect GOP people who are
good enough and smart enough to be taking their male
vitality stacks from Chalk every single day. In fact, that
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might be the Jesse Kelly Show criteria. What Chris, listen
all I want to know. I don't really need to
know your position on the issues, because if you're taking
a male vitality stack from Chalk, I automatically know you're
the kind of fighter I want because your tea level
is going to be through the roof. It should be
a one question questionnaire. Does it count as a questionnaire
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if there's only one question on it? Chris, either way,
one question on it. Do you take a male vitality
stack from Chalk natural herbal supplements it'll raise your tea levels?
If he answers yes, he's our guy. If answers no,
well he's hopeless. You want you want it? Are you
taking yours?
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris,
I think about that Smoke on the Water song you
just played from Deep Purple? Right, it's Deep Purple? Do
have that right? Deep Purple? They didn't have any other hits,
did they? That? None that I've ever heard of. And
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that song itself is there is there a word for
a one hit wonder. That's not even a whole song.
It's just the guitar riff. The rest of that song's awful.
That everyone knows the guitar riff, which I admit it
does shred. They have one half of one hit. But
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here's the most amazing part about that. I was thinking
about this the other night because there was a band.
I actually liked this band, so I'm not going to
publicly embarrass them. But they're old there in their I
believe sixties or seventies now, and they're still touring and
they were coming to Houston. Anyway, I thought about this,
think about how incredible it must be to be a
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musician to have a band. All it takes is one
big song, and you have a lifetime of income off
of one song. When you think about that, what Chris,
What Chris said, Okay, that's a very fair point. Jewish
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producer Chris said, you have to play it everywhere you
go all the time. I understand that. I understand that
it would get real old, real fast. I get it. However,
think about this. Most of these bands, let's call it
a one hit wonder band. When does this song which
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you probably didn't even write, but whether you wrote it
or not doesn't matter. You're in your twenties. May mean
these bands are usually young. You do one great thing
in your twenties, and you have income for the rest
of your life until you die or have to quit playing.
You have paid for travel, which I know would if
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you're a family man, that would get real old. It
sounds better when you're in your twenties than when you're
in your forties or fifties, Like, oh yeah, we mean
every day. That would get real old, real fast. But
paid for travel, guaranteed income. If you're smart and invest
your money, you're going to be a lot of money.
What Chris, I know they invest in other things. I
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get that, but you know that's not all of them.
There have to be some guys who I mean, some
guys have to have one of you people along to help.
What Chris, I'm saying, to help? Yes, a manager is
what I meant. Yes, of course a manager is what
I meant. But you understand what I mean. There has
to be a money guy with some of these guys
who says, hey, give me ten percent and I'll put
it in some mutual phones or something like that. Guaranteed
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income for your whole life. That's kind of crazy when
you think about it. I think it is. I think
it's cool. We should write a song, Chris. You can
hire somebody to write a song. There's I talked to
a guy. I have no idea why we're talking about this.
Who did I talk to? I can't even remember if
this was a professional interview. I don't think it was.
I think it was a friend I was talking too. Sorry,
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I don't remember the circumstances. But he said this was
in Nashville. You know, Nashville's country music heaven. You go
to Nashville and everything's country music everywhere, and Nashville's really
kind of turned into la anymore. But anyway, country music heaven.
He said, there's just this legion of songwriters there and
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they'll write, get this, two to three hundred songs a year,
these songs. Isn't that crazy to just take a blank
piece of paper and write it? And you know, most
of these guys will never have a hit, and if
you do, you'll have one hit. But either way, what
I'm trying to say is there's all kinds of songwriters
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out there. We'll let someone else write it and we'll
take all the credit. What, Chris, you said, I can't
write it. I can't sing, and I can't play any instruments. No,
I've already figured all this out, Chris. What's that thing
that you bang that has like the bells on? Is
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the tambourine? I'm gonna be a tambourine man, now, I'm
it's not kay okay. Haven't you ever heard heard the song?
Was it the Monkeys or somebody? Someone's Hey, mister tam Man,
that was about me kind of in a way. But
how hard can it be to play the tambourine? Now,
Bob says, you don't have to say what Obb says, Chris,
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Chris just said I have no rhythm. I was about
to point that out. Bob actually doesn't even want me
clapping in church anymore when everybody else claps, because she says,
I don't clap at the same time as everyone else.
But that's not what I hear. To my ears, it
feels like I'm clapping when everyone else is clapping. Anyway,
as the tambourine man, I will set the tone for
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the band. The band will follow my lead. The problem
is I've been trying to follow others when I'm a leader.
Let the tambourine man lead. Someone else writes the songs,
someone else will sing the songs. We cash the checks. Chris,
you can do the books or something like that. Hey,
doctor Jesse, I love the show. My five year old
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daughter outgrew her winter gloves. They may be a little
big on you. You know what, that's not very nice. Anyways,
did you get interested in alternative history? For example, what
if the Germans weren't anti Semitic and all the brilliant
scientists responsible for rockets, nukes computer science had stayed there.
I love alternate history, I love historical debates, I love
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all that stuff. And in fact, I've actually had this
talk before. I think we've even talked about it on
the air. It's a fascinating thing when you think about it. Okay,
so you have Germany, this country, not we'll call it
Nazi Germany, but you have Germany. Germany at the time
was a gigantic economic power, manufacturing power. Germany's really the
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biggest strongest country in Europe generally anyway. And you had
this guy hit Or. He rises to power, but he
ends up falling short, falling short of his dreams of
world conquest by the Gray Sacati falls short. What if
you could take every part of Hitler and leave it there, right,
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every single part of it, the good, the bad, everything,
except for the whole jew hate part. What if you
could take that part out of him, would they have
been successful? And you could make the argument they would
simply for this reason. They would, you know, like all
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evil regimes do. You would get promoted up the ladder
of the Nazi empire by being a committed Nazi, not
by being the most capable, not by meritocracy. You were,
I mean guys like Himler. Hitler was an idiot. It
was a total scumbag Gerbels. You know, the propaganda guy.
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These guys were idiots and losers. For the most part,
they weren't highly capable people. Now, the devil himself, Ryan
hard Heidrich, he is probably a highly intelligent individual, probably
a highly capable individual, which just happens to be the
devil himself with it. But for the most part, these guys,
these high up Nazi people, they were the losers. But
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they were losers who got promoted based on how committed
they were at Nazism. What if what if you could
remove all the Jew hatred from it? What if you
set that aside, you could easily make the argument they
would have been successful in the Soviet Union. Remember when
they first invaded the Soviet Union, the Soviets had been
suffering horribly under Joseph Stalin, because Stalin's like the most
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evil person who ever lived. The Soviets. At first they
thought to themselves, well, these people might be liberators. Oh wow,
this is wonderful. The Germans are coming in. But almost
immediately the Nazis started naziing, Hey, great, we just beat
all the Soviets. Now we need all the Jews here.
(26:56):
We're gonna murder everybody. Wait, what hold on, what now?
That doesn't sound right, the local population turning against the
Nazis almost immediately. That's a big part of what doomed
their invasion when you really actually think about just that
portion of it. Stalin gave these orders to destroy everything
as the as all of the Soviet Union moved to
(27:18):
the east, away from the away from Germany, and everybody
followed those orders after a while, because you knew that
the Nazis were gonna do as horrible stuff to you
as the Soviets. What if, what if the Nazis were
nice to everybody in the Soviet Union, they would have
told Stalin to go pound sand Nope, don't think I
will anyway. It's a fascinating thing. All right, let's talk
a little bit about DEI headlines I didn't get to
(27:41):
before we wrap this up.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show on air and online
at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Don't
forget if you missed any part of the show, you
can download the whole thing on iHeart Spotify. So these
major companies this is from Fox Business, like Kohle's Dollar
Tree ups nationwide. They haven't changed any DEI policies. They're
(28:12):
just simply rebranding things, changing the name and things like that.
And that reminded me of the eleven minute spaceflight those
women took yesterday. Gail King was one of the ones
who was on the spaceflight. These women were so lost.
Not only did they come back celebrating like they were
conquering heroes, they're out there on the press tour, and
(28:36):
they seem to be taken aback by the reception of
the whole thing. Here was Gil King.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
What do you think when people say, oh, it's frivolous
number one, they call it a ride, which I find
very irritating because they never say men went for a ride.
What do you say to people who think that this
was fair.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
First, first of all, they never say men went for
a ride. The men are operating the equipment. That's the difference.
And by the way, there are female astronauts too, The
actual female astronauts are operating the equipment. If I show
up and I put on a spacesuit and get strapped
(29:10):
in and sit there, I don't know, playing on my
iPhone for eleven minutes and outer space and don't do anything,
don't press any buttons, don't operate any equipment, then it's
a ride. If I'm actually flying it, it's not a ride.
I'm sorry. Any well, let'll go back there.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
What do you think when people say, oh, it's frivolous
number one, they call it a ride, which I find
very irritating because they never say men went for a ride.
What do you say to people who think that this
was frivolous or just a ride? You know, I think
the message that it sends is very, very powerful. And
the people that say that, by the way, weren't there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
She goes on and I'm.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
So non sorry, I have to play this. The message
that it sends is powerful. What what's powerful? They're all
saying this kind of stuff today. They're on this brig
Press store of it's Katy Perry on My Life. I'm
not making this up.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Katy Perry, the singer one of the singer chicks who
was who went up there. She actually said it's good
to be home, like she was Shackleford, stuck down in
Antarctica fighting, fighting the whales and ice for months at
(30:24):
a time. She was in space for eleven minutes and
now she gets back, WHOA feels like it's beinned forever.
I don't even recognize the world anymore. It's just good.
It's just good to be home. Times have really changed
while I was gone anyway.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
And I'm so proud of us. I really am proud
of me because I never in a gazillion years thought
I could do this, and I just saw a video
of us walking up the I don't want to call plank,
but what's a proper, what's the proper?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I'm so proud of us. I'm so proud of me.
I knew I could do it. Seriously. I joked yesterday
about it being the one about Bob Thing when he
gets strapped to the sail, and it's like my trick,
as I just let the boat do all the work.
They did it. They actually did it in real life,
only they're dead serious about it, absolutely dead serious about it. Jesse,
(31:16):
I thought you might like a laugh. I've always asked
my fourteen year old son, how do you know if
somebody's a vegan or vegetarian. Don't worry, they'll let you know.
We went on a cruise and my son went to
get a hot dog in a Philly cheese steak. He
came back and said, you were right Apparently the woman
in front of him asked for a veggie burger and
then announced I'm a vegetarian. He said, while she was
(31:39):
in line, she talked to people multiple times about being
a vegetarian. He said. The saddest part was having to
admit his father was right again. I'll tell you that
is something that used to drive my sister and I
crazy about my father, and she's seen it come to
(32:00):
fruition in my own life as well. My dad was
right all the time, all the time. I don't know
what it was. And you know, in your youth you
get to certain stages where Dad's an idiot. Of course, right, Ah,
Dad's dumb Dad. You don't understand Dad. Times have changed,
(32:21):
and it would turn out. I can't count how many
times he was right, every single time. He was always right,
to the point it was just obnoxious how often Dad
was right. And now I get to experience this with
my kids. It happens all the time. I will give
them a piece of advice about something or let them
(32:44):
know about something. Sometimes they take it and I'm proved right.
Sometimes they don't take it and I'm proved right, and
they'll have to say, you were right again. About that,
and I am so unbelievably obnoxious in that moment. Want
you to know that I don't handle it in any
kind of a mature way. I rub it in their
(33:05):
faces repeatedly, over and over and over again. Oh real,
quick story, funny story before I do headlines. My old
my youngest son, he is. I'll be honest, he's probably
not listening right now. It's past not past his bedtime,
it's getting up there, So I can tell you this.
(33:27):
I kind of admire how slow he moves. Bob and
I are both sense of urgency people. We got to
go now. We're never late, We're we're always early, Go go,
go go, We got to move. We're both this way.
My oldest son is this way. My youngest son could
not be more opposite. He will saunter wherever he's going,
(33:49):
take his time, and you could you could call him slow,
and we scream at him and call him slow, But
in reality that doesn't affect him either, because if you
talk to him about it, he just doesn't see the
need to rush. He's moving at his own pace. He
doesn't care how angry you are about it. He doesn't
care about anything. He's gonna get wherever he's got. Oh,
I know, Chris, you know it'd make you want to
(34:11):
blow a gasket. You would blow a gasket the amount
of times Oob and I have been in the car
honking the horn because he's the last one out of
the house. It's every single time. Anyway, So during the
show last night, I didn't tell you because it was
towards the end of the show. During the show, I
got an email from his school that he got a detention. Now,
(34:32):
my kids have had one or two before, but in general,
they're very well behaved kids. They don't get detentions. They're
a lot better than I was. And I thought, wow, okay,
what did he do? He got a detention because he
was tardy too many times. He was tardy too many
(34:52):
times because the class is in a separate building, and
while the other kids are hustling to and fro not him,
He's just gonna kind of get there whenever he gets there.
Up in my laid again. Dang, it made me laugh terribly,
absolutely terribly. I respect it. I respect it.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
And now here's a headline. But you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
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