April 30, 2025 • 36 mins
The image you have in your head when you think of an FBI agent is probably look. A former agent is running for Congress, is that the type of person you pictured? Will we get the clean out we need in the FBI? Kash and Bongino are trying. Pandering politicians and Jesse's personal experience. Tim Walz admits he was on the ticket because he could code speak to white mean who watch football and work on trucks.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show and
a magnificent Wednesday having a blast. We have a bit
of good news here, kind of in a way, talk
about something Marco Rubio said. OURFK Junior is even making
(00:31):
fun of the media now, which is hilarious. All that
emails so much more coming up on another hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. First, let's begin here and let
me just get this out of the way first. I know,
I know that you're gonna say that's not near enough.
(00:51):
That's the exact same thing I'm saying, but it's a start.
The headline is this FBI he assigns agents from iconic
photo of them kneeling during the George Floyd protest. Now,
let's just recap what happened, you know about George Floyd.
(01:13):
I'm not going to insult your intelligence. What you may
have missed or what you may maybe forgot is well,
let's talk about the FBI. It is very common, especially
if you're older, more my age and older. I would
argue if someone was to do a word association thing,
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some one of those weird psychiatrist things. FBI agent, what
is the first image that pops into your head? I
will tell you the first image that pops into my head.
Even with my complete and utter disdain of the cheka member,
I'm the one who wants to eliminate the organization entirely.
You say, FBI agent, I picture a fit dude in sunglasses,
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wearing one of those one of those blue FBI jackets
with the yellow FBI in the back. Some a cop.
You picture a cop. That's what you picture. Okay, but eh,
not so much, Chris. Grab that John Sullivan audio from
yesterday of that fruity dude who's running for Congress as
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the former FBI guy. That's actually perfect. To make my
point here. If you look up the picture FBI agents
kneeling George Floyd, it's not just the kneeling that will
anger you. You look at this picture and it's a
bunch of cat ladies, some fat, some not, but it's
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a bunch of communist tags. When you think about the FBI,
you probably get the wrong image in your head of
some crime fighter with the blue jacket on their Truth is,
the people who work at the FBI now are the
same people who work at Disney push communism everywhere they go, nasty,
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bitter communist women clawing their way up through the and
men by the way, clawing their way up through positions
of power, destroying everything they possibly can on behalf of
the revolution. So when I say things like the FBI
Intelligence Division, do you even know what they are? What
they do? Most people don't. Not really aware of it,
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nor do I expect you to be. Don't feel dumb.
Maybe maybe you think there's some Jason Bourne types in there.
Allow me to introduce to you one who worked there
for seventeen years and he's now running for Congress. Who's
working inside of the FBI. And why how could they
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find agents who wanted to infiltrate your church to label
you a domestic terrorist? Well this is how we're up again.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Some serious threats right now, from skyrocketing costs to Trump
and billionaires corrupting our government. And I can't just sit
on the sidelines and watch, because for seventeen years I
was an FBI intelligence analyst working in secret to keep
us safe from global threats and the insurrectionists who stormed
our capital. But now that the threat is coming from
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inside the White House, I had to leave the FBI
and step forward so I can finally tell you who
I am. Hi, I'm John No, I can say that now,
I'm John Sullivan. I'm a dad, a husband, a public servant,
and a cancer survivor.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yea, and I'm ready. That's just stup. That's stup. Remember
when I told you about Linda Fagen, the communist who
was the head of the Coast Guard. And remember when
we had that talk that we think it's maybe just
the head of this department or that department, but there
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are little fagins everywhere in the government. They're everywhere because
the Communists put them there on purpose. Thirty five thousand
employees at the how many do you think are fagins,
just like John Sullivan is a lot. We have a
secret state police agency full of fagins who want to
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destroy your life, and they'll believe their right to destroy
your life. How could they come up with a plan
to infiltrate your church. That's an unbelievably evil, secret state
police thing to do. Well, you recruit enough fagins, you'll
get people who want to destroy your church. That's how
it works. Now that brings me to this, the reassignment
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of the people in this picture. This is just a start.
It's not near enough. But what it does show you
is there is currently a focused effort inside the FBI
by Dan Bongino, buy Cash Patel to root out the problem. Now,
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I'm not absolutely not, this is me. I'm not going
to sit here and tell you they've done enough, because
they haven't, and they wouldn't tell you that either. And
I'm not going to tell you they're going to succeed.
I don't know that. I don't have any idea, and
I'm friends with Dan. I don't know. I know Dan
wants to succeed. I don't know whether they can. I
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don't believe personally that they can. I just laid it
out for you again. I think I've told you that before.
I do not believe the secret State Police Agency can
be fixed in any way. I think the only way
to save the country is completely eliminated, zero out its budget,
fire every single employee top to bottom, and demo the
building to the ground. But it's something, and it shows you,
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hopefully in a little way, that someone's trying something. Is
it enough? Of course not. Look, we still have all
these guys, the Steve friends, the Garrett o'boyles, all these
we still have all these whistleblowers who need to be
brought back and made whole and paid and like all
kinds of Like I know, I know about all the
things that still need to happen. I do I know.
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But it's something. It's something. Watch an RFK junior dunk
on Anderson Cooper is something.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh, you know, Anderson Cooper is gets some salary of
something like twenty million dollars a year, but probably seventy
five percent of that is coming indirectly through pharmaceutical companies. Oh,
that's what who his boss is, and that's why he's
reporting to it. And that's why during COVID you saw,
you know, the all of these news channels completely on
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board shaming people who didn't go along with the government
orthodoxies and and drumming up fear about COVID, you know,
printing the deaths on the chirons every day and the
number of cases, et cetera. And there was and fortifying
an orthodoxy that just so happens to create huge profits
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for their advertisers, the food companies or the other big advertisers.
So the serial brands et cetera. Oh, they have tremendous
power over the media, and that's one of the reasons
I think that I get such blowback.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He's not wrong. You know what's crazy about that. It
applies to a lot of media stations, a lot a
lot of the media. And beyond that, how many media
organizations in this country directly or indirectly get money from China,
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more than you can imagine, infiltrated, extremely infiltrated and paid off.
All right, let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, just want
to say, simplify from a radio operator, second Battalion, third Marines,
how about that field radio operator? Heard your comments about
HR department. Oh, by the way, quick pause on that
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these radio guys. That thing is freaking heavy. I'll tell
you that much. It's heavy. So when you see someone
who carried a radio around the Marine Corps, give him
your respect. Thing is heavy. Anyway, I heard your comments
about HR departments, and that is one hundred percent the truth.
I reached out to our department for opportunities for growth
within my company, and all I got sent is a
(09:12):
page full of DEI lessons. It's a giant company worldwide.
I don't want to say the name the HR department again.
Want to warn you if you work for a company,
maybe it's your company, if you have an HR department.
If you have one, it is almost undoubtedly destroying your
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company and you don't know it because it is almost
undoubtedly the place where the Communists have wormed their way into.
I bet you money. I bet you money. You have
a bunch of communists, single women who work in your
HR department. They seek it out like moths to a flame,
because that's where they can go and seize a chokehold
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of power and proceed to you use that chokehold to
disseminate Communism throughout your company. Oh, I'd love to give
you that ten percent promotion. Sorry, but I see you
didn't finish your why White people Are Evil seminar that
I sent out last week. H R Human Resources is
the bane of your existence in this country, and you
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may not even realize it. I bet she loves abortion too.
They love abortion. That's why I love preborn. I love
to fight these people, and the best way to fight
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to yell and scream at anyone, don't have to arrest anybody.
These mothers who want to want to kill their babies.
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You just have to show them that they're mothers. They
don't know. They're surrounded by evil. They're surrounded by pressure
and lies. You better kill it, you better get rid
of it. There are women listening right now who've had abortions,
who know exactly what I'm talking about. Nothing but pressure,
nothing but lies. It's a clump of seals. You'll never
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Speaker 1 (12:36):
From a better time in America. Hey, Jesse, I lost
my dad in November. I found myself in need of
a laugh. In February, I was listening to your show
while drinking water. You were talking about that Eunick Lindsay Graham,
and then transitioned didn't do an ad for rough greens.
While I was drinking you said, I bet Lindsay Graham's
dog doesn't get nutrition except maybe from peanut butter. I've
(13:00):
forgot I said that as I started to laugh half
the water went into my airway and the other half
I spewed into my lap. As I sat there, laughing,
coughing and sputtering, and with tears streaming down my face,
I couldn't help but wonder if this is what it
was like to be waterboarded. Anyway, Thanks for the laugh.
I needed it. We all need it from time to time. Man,
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And I am sorry about your dad. I still think
about mine every day, Dear professor. I'm sure Dan Bongino
was hard at work fixing the cheka, but I figured
we would have seen an interviewer two. So, being such
good friends, what's up? Can you give us an update? Okay?
So I've had a couple of these emails before because
people know Dan and I are friends, and they won
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an update. And I've had a bunch of people say, well,
why don't you have Dan on so he can you
can interview him and he can talk to us. Okay.
So I trust you, and I hope at this point
you trust me, even if sometimes you don't like me
or disagree with me. I hope you know that I'm
giving it to you. That's straight, you get it. I
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sit in the car with you, I cook with you.
You know who I am. So this is me giving
it to you straight and I'm just gonna lay this
out for you, Okay. Dan Bongino is the Deputy Director
of the FBI. Dan Bongino is very, very aware of
all the problems. He hasn't forgotten. He spoke about those
problems on the radio his podcast a million times. Even
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if you don't know Dan or don't like him, he did.
He talked about all the problems. And so Dan Bongino
has a lot of work to do. But the kind
of work Dan Bongino has to do is not the
kind of work that he can do or should do,
even publicly. The things Dan Bongino needs to do, it
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doesn't help him to come to an interview on the
show would come on, I'm sure if I asked, I'm
not going to ask because you're not going to learn
anything new. You'll get to hear his voice, you get
to hear he and I laugh and joke a little bit,
maybe a little tidbit here or there. But publicly he
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can't do what he has to do. It doesn't aid
him you or me. I understand why you ask the question,
and I'm not faulting you at all to ask the question.
You want to know. You want to be told, Hey,
we are currently doing this, this and this, and the
plan is after we do this, we're gonna go after this,
and once we're done with that, we're gonna do that,
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and we're gonna clean out this, and in order to
clean out this, we're gonna do that. You want to know.
I want to know, but I don't ask because I
know that I can't be told and probably shouldn't be told.
Do I know some things, not necessarily from Dan but
from other sources? I have, yes, but I can't tell you.
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I tell you everything I'm allowed to tell you. Okay,
every single thing neither of us know. Neither of us
are gonna the proof is simply going to be in
the pudding. There are things I would say you should
watch out for that'll be clues if we're look it
is what what is the day today? It's April thirtieth,
April thirtieth, twenty twenty five. If it's April of twenty
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twenty six, and we're not talking about real clean out
at the FBI arrests two pending indictments, things like that,
if a year from now we're still just doing this. Hey,
we reassigned this and we move this around, then you'll
know it can't be done. I can't tell you that
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they're going to succeed as I told you before. I
frankly don't think they will. And I hate to say
that about my friend, but I owe you honesty, and
I'll give it to you. I do not believe the
Secret State Police Agency will allow it self to be reformed.
It's too powerful, It has too much blackmail information on
critical people that are going to be needed to reform it.
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It just they've always worked to protect themselves from reform
as every secret's police agency. Does you ever seen that
movie hilarious movie and wonderful The Death of Stalin. You
ever seen that movie? And when Baria, the horrible, evil
secret police boss, when he finally gets busted, when they
come at him, what does he say, I've got files
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on you. I've got files on you. I have files
on all of you. But don't think that was just
a movie. That's how secret police agencies operate. Anybody who
may hurt them, start a file, get some damaging information
on them in order to protect yourself. You think the
FBI doesn't have damaging files. Do you remember ken Buck
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practically getting to second base with the FBI when everyone
else is trying to defund them. Why do you think
he did that and then promptly retired? Why do you
think he did that? File on him is probably an
inch thick. This is what it is. I don't know
that they will succeed. I know they can't tell us
everything every step of the way, no matter how much
you want, no matter how much I want. All right,
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Let's discuss something, shall we. Let's discuss the internal civil
war inside the Democrat Party. More and more people were noticing,
more more people are talking about it. I can't take
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my eyes off of it. Here's a couple headlines. CNN's
Van Jones says Democrats have nothing other than outrage against
Trump and Musk let's focus on that for a moment.
Remember that conversation we had it wasn't long ago earlier
in this show, about how bitterness destruction it can be
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all you see to where you don't necessarily you don't
follow anything to its logical conclusion. You just destroy. So
I get home and I'm angry, and I yell at
the dog, and I go to the kitchen and I
start grabbing the plates and I start throwing the plates
on the ground and shattering all the plates in the kitchen.
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I'm so angry, I'm so bitter, I'm so consumed by
whatever has angered me, probably Chris, that I go to
the kitchen and I shatter all the plates. In that moment,
am I thinking, well what am I going to eat
off of when ob gets it's finished with dinner. No,
because I have gotten myself mentally in a place where
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I want to break some plates. And it's a heavy
place to be, as heavy as tin boxes that you
might be moving. Democrats in this country, as we discussed earlier,
communists are herd animals who are programmable, programmable. They will
love what they are told to love, they will hate
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what they are told to hate. They don't it's not
just that they haven't thought through these things or followed
them to their logical conclusion. They don't want to. They
don't want to have to bother with that. Just tell
me who the enemy is, Tell me who I'm supposed
to hate. Tell me I'm supposed to love. Tell me
what I'm supposed to destroy. Okay, so I'm supposed to
worship George Floyd. And I definitely have to buy an
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electric car because all the other cars are destroying the earth.
All right, I bought an electric car. Oh crap. Five
minutes later I found out it's a Tesla. I gotta said,
better key my own car, because now I'm told to
hate that car. You can't follow it. You can't follow
it logically because you think logically, and they don't when
it comes to Donald Trump. Now think about this for
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a moment, George Floyd. You remember that. It's a great
example how much the Left got whipped into a frenzy
over George Floyd. George Floyd, is George Floyd, That George Floyd, statues,
George Floyd, memorials, George Floyd. George Floyd. Now that was
over somebody they had been introduced to overnight, overnight, they
were introduced to it. They saw the video, and then boom,
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the system, through programming, programming, programming turned that guy into
a saint and your liberal and Peggy talked about how
much she loved him. Now, think about that and how
quickly that happened for her. Think about how much hate
they have poured on Donald Trump since twenty fifteen. Twenty fifteen,
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Donald Trump declares he's gonna run for president, and Chris
dignus up if you don't mind, he gives that first speech.
I still remember it now, this is ten years ago, now,
a decade of it. He gives a speech saying that
Mexico isn't sending their best, They're sending drugs and they're
sending crime. I'm paraphrasing, but that's what he said. Mexico
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isn't sending their best, They're sending the drugs, they're sending crime. Now,
that wasn't groundbreaking even back then for normal people. That's
how you talk with your friends. People know that that
drugs and crime and bad things are coming across the border.
Everybody knows that. That's the basic. But what he did
was he violated an unspoken rule in politics. In Democrat politics,
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you have to speak about illegals in only the most
loving terms at all times. But almost the same thing
on the Republican side. I mean, you can be against
illegal immigration, but at the same time you have to
finish that sentence with but we are a nation of immigrants,
and you had you have to do the same thing.
Politicians never never came out and said, well, they're setting
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rapists and drugs and murderers across the border. That wasn't
something that was said. Trump says it. Immediately the system,
as we've talked about their commitment to mass importation of foreigners,
Immediately the system freaked out, freaked out. Oh here, he was, Yeah,
go ahead and go ahead, play Chris.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
They're not sending you, They're not sending you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're
bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime,
they're rapists, and some I assume are good people.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's not a crazy way to talk, but it was
for a politician. And what happened is not only he
said it, but immediately over he was popular for saying
it overnight. People forget now because we're ten years removed
from it, or maybe you're even too young to remember. Overnight,
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Trump went from somebody who was known. Everyone knew who
Donald Trump was, TV show and billionaire guy. Everyone knew that.
He went from that to being the most popular Republican
by a mile on that Republican ticket. Remember it was
this huge field, Rick Santorum, all these people. Overnight he
said those words, and the people loved it. The system freaked,
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and they've been freaking ever since. And for ten years,
your liberal aunt Peggy has been told over and over
and over again that Trump is the source of all
the problems, that Trump is a Nazi, and Trump's a racist,
and Trump is evil, and Trump is this, and Trump
is that, so much so that she does not even
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live in anything close to the real world. Now, well,
Democrats do that very well, and of course it motivates
their base and gets people to the polls. The problem is,
after too much time, after so much time, it's become
all they are. It's become who they are, and they're
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not anything else. What Van Jones said is completely correct.
Normy's out there. What's the Democrat Party selling you. Oh,
I know the Republican Party has problems, and I could
point to all those two Maybe you're unhappy with this
or unhappy with that, or maybe you're mad about the tariffs.
I know we could sit and debate all these Republican
priorities and spending and things like that. But what is
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the Democrat Party selling you? Well, they don't have anything
to sell because they've based their entire worldview for ten
years on one man. That one man has given their
people focus, it's given their people motivation. But now they
find themselves as a party without anything to sell. There's
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something I they could sell, which, of course brings us
to Tim Walls. You see Tim Walls. He sat in
front of a group of people. He was speaking at Harvard,
and politicians do this sometimes when they get comfortable, when
they're in comfortable environments, they come out and they say
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things that are a little too honest. This happens to
all of us. You see Republicans get burned by this.
When they're in a primary or they're having a town
hall room full of friendly people, they'll say something that
comes back to haunt them. Tim Wallas came out, was
talking about his place on the Kamala Harris ticket and
why he was there.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
But I also was on the ticket quite honestly, you know,
because I could code talk to white guys watching football
fixing their truck doing that that I could put them
at ease. I was the permission structure to say, look,
you can do this and vote for this.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Did you know that I, in my life, one time
in my life pandered to a group of people. I
still feel disgusted by it. You want to hear that
story because we're going to talk about politicians and pandering
and what Tim Walls said. I'll tell you my little
story and then we'll talk about Tim Walls next. Feeling
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a little stocky, follow like and subscribe on social at
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So, before we get
back to Tim Walls and why his pandering is so
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bad and why it doesn't land, well, let me tell
you a little story about my one off on political pandering.
All right, now, I understand that pandering, it's part of politics.
Republicans do it democrats do it. I get that. I
get that politicians going someplace they wouldn't normally go and
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pretending they want to be there, wearing something they wouldn't
normally wear and pretending like it's their normal thing. Because
there's no ability like relatability, people pander because it works. Now,
I will tell you this. You know, I ran for
Congress twice. I had this thing. And my thing when
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I was running for Congress was because I was so young.
I was in my twenties. I wanted to look older
and more mature, and I believe that you should dress
for the job you want, and so I always wore
either a suit or some paared down version of a suit.
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You can go look at ald pictures of me running
for Congress. I am either in a suit and tie,
or I have lost a tie, or maybe if it's
really hots it was Tucson, maybe I lost a jacket too.
I wrote up my sleeves, but I'm in I'm at
some stage of wearing a full suit in every picture
you will ever see of me running for Congress, because
I believed in it all the way. That's what I
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believed you should dress like when you were running for Congress.
And I'm not judging you if you don't dress that
way or random. But for me, that's what I believed
at the time. Okay, there was one time, one time
that I changed because my team knew, I don't change.
This is what I wear, this is why I wear it,
don't ask me to change. There was a bunch of ranchers,
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cattle ranchers, and they would do a livestock auction. That's
part of ranching. That's part of ranch life, and you're
probably not familiar with it, but that's part of ranch life.
You're always buying, selling things like that. And they had
this amazing, little amazing it's probably gone now, this amazing
little breakfast place called the Cattleman's Cafe. All these ranchers
would go in there and we'd need pour gravy all
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over everything, and we'd eat everything and we'd go you know. Anyway,
I got an opportunity to go to this when I
was running for Congress to speak, and one of my
guys said, hey, Jesse, what if you lose lose the
dress shoes, wear cowboy boots this time. Now I own
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cowboy boots and I owned them back then. I wear
Cowboy boots, mainly because I don't know fashion. And yes
I do. I mean I could ride a horse and
do things like that, but that's not why I wear them.
It's more of a fashion thing. One time I agreed,
I said, okay, go into the cattleman's cafe. I'll wear
cowboy boots. Now, that's all it was. I just wore
(31:37):
cowboy boots. I didn't show up and pretend I was
a cattle rancher or something like that. When we left,
I felt so dirty and dishonest. I told my whole team,
I will never do that ever again. Don't ever ask
me again. That's how much I despise pandering. It feels dishonest,
it feels not genuine, and I despise that. And I'm
(31:58):
a terrible person, and I despise that. Okay, but no
one called me out on it there, and nobody ever would.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Why.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well, one, because I liked the people who were there,
who I was talking to. Ranchers are my kind of people. Two,
My boots have scuffs on them, the souls are worn down.
It was obviously they are my boots.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I didn't run down to the store and pick up
a pair of boots and throw them on and go
there there, my boots is something I wore, so it
wasn't completely dishonest. That's the only reason I wasn't called
on it. That's the only reason no one ever really
knew about it. Tim Walls says something here, and I
don't think he gets it. I don't think the Democrat
Party gets it at all. I'm going to play what
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he said again at Harvard about why he was picked
for the Kamala Harris ticket, and to be fair, he's
honest about why he was picked. You and I discussed
this at the time. Hey, why would you pick Tim Waller.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Also was on the ticket quite honestly, you know, because
I could code talk to white guys watching football fixing
their truck doing that that I could put them at ease.
I was the permission structure to say, look, you can
do this.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
And vote for this. But it didn't work. And why
doesn't it work? Well, there's a limit to how much
you can pander, you see. I I can throw on
a pair of cowboy boots and go down to the
Cattleman Cafe because I own a pair of cowboy boots,
and I eat it places like the Cattleman cafe. The
reason Democrats were not successful pandering to dudes by rolling
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out Tim Walls, calling him a football coach, and having
him do TV commercials working on his peakup truck. The
reason that doesn't work for today's Democrat Party is not
actually the fault of Tim Walls. It's because every dude
with two brain cells to rub together understands they are
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completely despised by the Democrat Party. The Democrat Party despises
men of every single color. Men are the most likely
to stand against them, to vote against them, to be
against them. If you want to be accepted in Democrat
circles at all, you have to prostrate yourself and essentially
declare that women are almighty and over you and you're
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worthless and stupid. That's why Joe Biden constantly did that.
I'm just so dumb, Hey, Jill, I can't wipe my pooper.
Come help me out. That's why he loved to do
that routine, because that's the only way to be accepted
in Democrat circles. And dudes, real men find that disgusting.
You heard me ran about it a million times. I
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hated it. I realized it was supposed to be some
sale to make him look really relatable. I'm too dumb
to find the stage without my wife, Chill. I thought
it made me want to freaking vomit. And dudes, all men,
even the Normanies, it's not just you. All men know
that the modern day Democrat party hates them, has nothing
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but complete disdain for who they are, what they want,
what they believe, And especially white dudes. If you're a
white dude and you are voting Democrat today, you're a sucker,
a complete sucker. They'll openly declare their hatred for you,
but you don't care. You know why, because you don't
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Now back to the civil war that is the Democrat Party.
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I am seeing more and more people discuss it as
it plays out before our eyes. Now, Hakim Jeffries, you
know who Hakim Jeffries is. He's the minority leader in
the House of Representatives. He's trying to fight this war too.
He's losing, but he's trying. We'll talk about that next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show and
a magnificent Wednesday having a blast. We have a bit
of good news here, kind of in a way, talk
about something Marco Rubio said. OURFK Junior is even making
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fun of the media now, which is hilarious. All that
emails so much more coming up on another hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. First, let's begin here and let
me just get this out of the way first. I know,
I know that you're gonna say that's not near enough.
(00:51):
That's the exact same thing I'm saying, but it's a start.
The headline is this FBI he assigns agents from iconic
photo of them kneeling during the George Floyd protest. Now,
let's just recap what happened, you know about George Floyd.
(01:13):
I'm not going to insult your intelligence. What you may
have missed or what you may maybe forgot is well,
let's talk about the FBI. It is very common, especially
if you're older, more my age and older. I would
argue if someone was to do a word association thing,
(01:34):
some one of those weird psychiatrist things. FBI agent, what
is the first image that pops into your head? I
will tell you the first image that pops into my head.
Even with my complete and utter disdain of the cheka member,
I'm the one who wants to eliminate the organization entirely.
You say, FBI agent, I picture a fit dude in sunglasses,
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wearing one of those one of those blue FBI jackets
with the yellow FBI in the back. Some a cop.
You picture a cop. That's what you picture. Okay, but eh,
not so much, Chris. Grab that John Sullivan audio from
yesterday of that fruity dude who's running for Congress as
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the former FBI guy. That's actually perfect. To make my
point here. If you look up the picture FBI agents
kneeling George Floyd, it's not just the kneeling that will
anger you. You look at this picture and it's a
bunch of cat ladies, some fat, some not, but it's
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a bunch of communist tags. When you think about the FBI,
you probably get the wrong image in your head of
some crime fighter with the blue jacket on their Truth is,
the people who work at the FBI now are the
same people who work at Disney push communism everywhere they go, nasty,
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bitter communist women clawing their way up through the and
men by the way, clawing their way up through positions
of power, destroying everything they possibly can on behalf of
the revolution. So when I say things like the FBI
Intelligence Division, do you even know what they are? What
they do? Most people don't. Not really aware of it,
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nor do I expect you to be. Don't feel dumb.
Maybe maybe you think there's some Jason Bourne types in there.
Allow me to introduce to you one who worked there
for seventeen years and he's now running for Congress. Who's
working inside of the FBI. And why how could they
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find agents who wanted to infiltrate your church to label
you a domestic terrorist? Well this is how we're up again.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Some serious threats right now, from skyrocketing costs to Trump
and billionaires corrupting our government. And I can't just sit
on the sidelines and watch, because for seventeen years I
was an FBI intelligence analyst working in secret to keep
us safe from global threats and the insurrectionists who stormed
our capital. But now that the threat is coming from
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inside the White House, I had to leave the FBI
and step forward so I can finally tell you who
I am. Hi, I'm John No, I can say that now,
I'm John Sullivan. I'm a dad, a husband, a public servant,
and a cancer survivor.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yea, and I'm ready. That's just stup. That's stup. Remember
when I told you about Linda Fagen, the communist who
was the head of the Coast Guard. And remember when
we had that talk that we think it's maybe just
the head of this department or that department, but there
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are little fagins everywhere in the government. They're everywhere because
the Communists put them there on purpose. Thirty five thousand
employees at the how many do you think are fagins,
just like John Sullivan is a lot. We have a
secret state police agency full of fagins who want to
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destroy your life, and they'll believe their right to destroy
your life. How could they come up with a plan
to infiltrate your church. That's an unbelievably evil, secret state
police thing to do. Well, you recruit enough fagins, you'll
get people who want to destroy your church. That's how
it works. Now that brings me to this, the reassignment
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of the people in this picture. This is just a start.
It's not near enough. But what it does show you
is there is currently a focused effort inside the FBI
by Dan Bongino, buy Cash Patel to root out the problem. Now,
(05:59):
I'm not absolutely not, this is me. I'm not going
to sit here and tell you they've done enough, because
they haven't, and they wouldn't tell you that either. And
I'm not going to tell you they're going to succeed.
I don't know that. I don't have any idea, and
I'm friends with Dan. I don't know. I know Dan
wants to succeed. I don't know whether they can. I
(06:21):
don't believe personally that they can. I just laid it
out for you again. I think I've told you that before.
I do not believe the secret State Police Agency can
be fixed in any way. I think the only way
to save the country is completely eliminated, zero out its budget,
fire every single employee top to bottom, and demo the
building to the ground. But it's something, and it shows you,
(06:44):
hopefully in a little way, that someone's trying something. Is
it enough? Of course not. Look, we still have all
these guys, the Steve friends, the Garrett o'boyles, all these
we still have all these whistleblowers who need to be
brought back and made whole and paid and like all
kinds of Like I know, I know about all the
things that still need to happen. I do I know.
(07:05):
But it's something. It's something. Watch an RFK junior dunk
on Anderson Cooper is something.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh, you know, Anderson Cooper is gets some salary of
something like twenty million dollars a year, but probably seventy
five percent of that is coming indirectly through pharmaceutical companies. Oh,
that's what who his boss is, and that's why he's
reporting to it. And that's why during COVID you saw,
you know, the all of these news channels completely on
(07:33):
board shaming people who didn't go along with the government
orthodoxies and and drumming up fear about COVID, you know,
printing the deaths on the chirons every day and the
number of cases, et cetera. And there was and fortifying
an orthodoxy that just so happens to create huge profits
(07:54):
for their advertisers, the food companies or the other big advertisers.
So the serial brands et cetera. Oh, they have tremendous
power over the media, and that's one of the reasons
I think that I get such blowback.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He's not wrong. You know what's crazy about that. It
applies to a lot of media stations, a lot a
lot of the media. And beyond that, how many media
organizations in this country directly or indirectly get money from China,
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more than you can imagine, infiltrated, extremely infiltrated and paid off.
All right, let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, just want
to say, simplify from a radio operator, second Battalion, third Marines,
how about that field radio operator? Heard your comments about
HR department. Oh, by the way, quick pause on that
(08:51):
these radio guys. That thing is freaking heavy. I'll tell
you that much. It's heavy. So when you see someone
who carried a radio around the Marine Corps, give him
your respect. Thing is heavy. Anyway, I heard your comments
about HR departments, and that is one hundred percent the truth.
I reached out to our department for opportunities for growth
within my company, and all I got sent is a
(09:12):
page full of DEI lessons. It's a giant company worldwide.
I don't want to say the name the HR department again.
Want to warn you if you work for a company,
maybe it's your company, if you have an HR department.
If you have one, it is almost undoubtedly destroying your
(09:36):
company and you don't know it because it is almost
undoubtedly the place where the Communists have wormed their way into.
I bet you money. I bet you money. You have
a bunch of communists, single women who work in your
HR department. They seek it out like moths to a flame,
because that's where they can go and seize a chokehold
(09:57):
of power and proceed to you use that chokehold to
disseminate Communism throughout your company. Oh, I'd love to give
you that ten percent promotion. Sorry, but I see you
didn't finish your why White people Are Evil seminar that
I sent out last week. H R Human Resources is
the bane of your existence in this country, and you
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may not even realize it. I bet she loves abortion too.
They love abortion. That's why I love preborn. I love
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to yell and scream at anyone, don't have to arrest anybody.
These mothers who want to want to kill their babies.
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You just have to show them that they're mothers. They
don't know. They're surrounded by evil. They're surrounded by pressure
and lies. You better kill it, you better get rid
of it. There are women listening right now who've had abortions,
who know exactly what I'm talking about. Nothing but pressure,
nothing but lies. It's a clump of seals. You'll never
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It's fine, we get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
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From a better time in America. Hey, Jesse, I lost
my dad in November. I found myself in need of
a laugh. In February, I was listening to your show
while drinking water. You were talking about that Eunick Lindsay Graham,
and then transitioned didn't do an ad for rough greens.
While I was drinking you said, I bet Lindsay Graham's
dog doesn't get nutrition except maybe from peanut butter. I've
(13:00):
forgot I said that as I started to laugh half
the water went into my airway and the other half
I spewed into my lap. As I sat there, laughing,
coughing and sputtering, and with tears streaming down my face,
I couldn't help but wonder if this is what it
was like to be waterboarded. Anyway, Thanks for the laugh.
I needed it. We all need it from time to time. Man,
(13:22):
And I am sorry about your dad. I still think
about mine every day, Dear professor. I'm sure Dan Bongino
was hard at work fixing the cheka, but I figured
we would have seen an interviewer two. So, being such
good friends, what's up? Can you give us an update? Okay?
So I've had a couple of these emails before because
people know Dan and I are friends, and they won
(13:46):
an update. And I've had a bunch of people say, well,
why don't you have Dan on so he can you
can interview him and he can talk to us. Okay.
So I trust you, and I hope at this point
you trust me, even if sometimes you don't like me
or disagree with me. I hope you know that I'm
giving it to you. That's straight, you get it. I
(14:08):
sit in the car with you, I cook with you.
You know who I am. So this is me giving
it to you straight and I'm just gonna lay this
out for you, Okay. Dan Bongino is the Deputy Director
of the FBI. Dan Bongino is very, very aware of
all the problems. He hasn't forgotten. He spoke about those
problems on the radio his podcast a million times. Even
(14:31):
if you don't know Dan or don't like him, he did.
He talked about all the problems. And so Dan Bongino
has a lot of work to do. But the kind
of work Dan Bongino has to do is not the
kind of work that he can do or should do,
even publicly. The things Dan Bongino needs to do, it
(14:56):
doesn't help him to come to an interview on the
show would come on, I'm sure if I asked, I'm
not going to ask because you're not going to learn
anything new. You'll get to hear his voice, you get
to hear he and I laugh and joke a little bit,
maybe a little tidbit here or there. But publicly he
(15:17):
can't do what he has to do. It doesn't aid
him you or me. I understand why you ask the question,
and I'm not faulting you at all to ask the question.
You want to know. You want to be told, Hey,
we are currently doing this, this and this, and the
plan is after we do this, we're gonna go after this,
and once we're done with that, we're gonna do that,
(15:39):
and we're gonna clean out this, and in order to
clean out this, we're gonna do that. You want to know.
I want to know, but I don't ask because I
know that I can't be told and probably shouldn't be told.
Do I know some things, not necessarily from Dan but
from other sources? I have, yes, but I can't tell you.
(16:01):
I tell you everything I'm allowed to tell you. Okay,
every single thing neither of us know. Neither of us
are gonna the proof is simply going to be in
the pudding. There are things I would say you should
watch out for that'll be clues if we're look it
is what what is the day today? It's April thirtieth,
April thirtieth, twenty twenty five. If it's April of twenty
(16:25):
twenty six, and we're not talking about real clean out
at the FBI arrests two pending indictments, things like that,
if a year from now we're still just doing this. Hey,
we reassigned this and we move this around, then you'll
know it can't be done. I can't tell you that
(16:48):
they're going to succeed as I told you before. I
frankly don't think they will. And I hate to say
that about my friend, but I owe you honesty, and
I'll give it to you. I do not believe the
Secret State Police Agency will allow it self to be reformed.
It's too powerful, It has too much blackmail information on
critical people that are going to be needed to reform it.
(17:09):
It just they've always worked to protect themselves from reform
as every secret's police agency. Does you ever seen that
movie hilarious movie and wonderful The Death of Stalin. You
ever seen that movie? And when Baria, the horrible, evil
secret police boss, when he finally gets busted, when they
come at him, what does he say, I've got files
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on you. I've got files on you. I have files
on all of you. But don't think that was just
a movie. That's how secret police agencies operate. Anybody who
may hurt them, start a file, get some damaging information
on them in order to protect yourself. You think the
FBI doesn't have damaging files. Do you remember ken Buck
(17:52):
practically getting to second base with the FBI when everyone
else is trying to defund them. Why do you think
he did that and then promptly retired? Why do you
think he did that? File on him is probably an
inch thick. This is what it is. I don't know
that they will succeed. I know they can't tell us
everything every step of the way, no matter how much
you want, no matter how much I want. All right,
(18:13):
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Let's discuss something, shall we. Let's discuss the internal civil
war inside the Democrat Party. More and more people were noticing,
more more people are talking about it. I can't take
(20:03):
my eyes off of it. Here's a couple headlines. CNN's
Van Jones says Democrats have nothing other than outrage against
Trump and Musk let's focus on that for a moment.
Remember that conversation we had it wasn't long ago earlier
in this show, about how bitterness destruction it can be
(20:26):
all you see to where you don't necessarily you don't
follow anything to its logical conclusion. You just destroy. So
I get home and I'm angry, and I yell at
the dog, and I go to the kitchen and I
start grabbing the plates and I start throwing the plates
on the ground and shattering all the plates in the kitchen.
(20:46):
I'm so angry, I'm so bitter, I'm so consumed by
whatever has angered me, probably Chris, that I go to
the kitchen and I shatter all the plates. In that moment,
am I thinking, well what am I going to eat
off of when ob gets it's finished with dinner. No,
because I have gotten myself mentally in a place where
(21:06):
I want to break some plates. And it's a heavy
place to be, as heavy as tin boxes that you
might be moving. Democrats in this country, as we discussed earlier,
communists are herd animals who are programmable, programmable. They will
love what they are told to love, they will hate
(21:27):
what they are told to hate. They don't it's not
just that they haven't thought through these things or followed
them to their logical conclusion. They don't want to. They
don't want to have to bother with that. Just tell
me who the enemy is, Tell me who I'm supposed
to hate. Tell me I'm supposed to love. Tell me
what I'm supposed to destroy. Okay, so I'm supposed to
worship George Floyd. And I definitely have to buy an
(21:48):
electric car because all the other cars are destroying the earth.
All right, I bought an electric car. Oh crap. Five
minutes later I found out it's a Tesla. I gotta said,
better key my own car, because now I'm told to
hate that car. You can't follow it. You can't follow
it logically because you think logically, and they don't when
it comes to Donald Trump. Now think about this for
(22:12):
a moment, George Floyd. You remember that. It's a great
example how much the Left got whipped into a frenzy
over George Floyd. George Floyd, is George Floyd, That George Floyd, statues,
George Floyd, memorials, George Floyd. George Floyd. Now that was
over somebody they had been introduced to overnight, overnight, they
were introduced to it. They saw the video, and then boom,
(22:35):
the system, through programming, programming, programming turned that guy into
a saint and your liberal and Peggy talked about how
much she loved him. Now, think about that and how
quickly that happened for her. Think about how much hate
they have poured on Donald Trump since twenty fifteen. Twenty fifteen,
(22:57):
Donald Trump declares he's gonna run for president, and Chris
dignus up if you don't mind, he gives that first speech.
I still remember it now, this is ten years ago, now,
a decade of it. He gives a speech saying that
Mexico isn't sending their best, They're sending drugs and they're
sending crime. I'm paraphrasing, but that's what he said. Mexico
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isn't sending their best, They're sending the drugs, they're sending crime. Now,
that wasn't groundbreaking even back then for normal people. That's
how you talk with your friends. People know that that
drugs and crime and bad things are coming across the border.
Everybody knows that. That's the basic. But what he did
was he violated an unspoken rule in politics. In Democrat politics,
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you have to speak about illegals in only the most
loving terms at all times. But almost the same thing
on the Republican side. I mean, you can be against
illegal immigration, but at the same time you have to
finish that sentence with but we are a nation of immigrants,
and you had you have to do the same thing.
Politicians never never came out and said, well, they're setting
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rapists and drugs and murderers across the border. That wasn't
something that was said. Trump says it. Immediately the system,
as we've talked about their commitment to mass importation of foreigners,
Immediately the system freaked out, freaked out. Oh here, he was, Yeah,
go ahead and go ahead, play Chris.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
They're not sending you, They're not sending you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're
bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime,
they're rapists, and some I assume are good people.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's not a crazy way to talk, but it was
for a politician. And what happened is not only he
said it, but immediately over he was popular for saying
it overnight. People forget now because we're ten years removed
from it, or maybe you're even too young to remember. Overnight,
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Trump went from somebody who was known. Everyone knew who
Donald Trump was, TV show and billionaire guy. Everyone knew that.
He went from that to being the most popular Republican
by a mile on that Republican ticket. Remember it was
this huge field, Rick Santorum, all these people. Overnight he
said those words, and the people loved it. The system freaked,
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and they've been freaking ever since. And for ten years,
your liberal aunt Peggy has been told over and over
and over again that Trump is the source of all
the problems, that Trump is a Nazi, and Trump's a racist,
and Trump is evil, and Trump is this, and Trump
is that, so much so that she does not even
(25:53):
live in anything close to the real world. Now, well,
Democrats do that very well, and of course it motivates
their base and gets people to the polls. The problem is,
after too much time, after so much time, it's become
all they are. It's become who they are, and they're
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not anything else. What Van Jones said is completely correct.
Normy's out there. What's the Democrat Party selling you. Oh,
I know the Republican Party has problems, and I could
point to all those two Maybe you're unhappy with this
or unhappy with that, or maybe you're mad about the tariffs.
I know we could sit and debate all these Republican
priorities and spending and things like that. But what is
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the Democrat Party selling you? Well, they don't have anything
to sell because they've based their entire worldview for ten
years on one man. That one man has given their
people focus, it's given their people motivation. But now they
find themselves as a party without anything to sell. There's
(27:00):
something I they could sell, which, of course brings us
to Tim Walls. You see Tim Walls. He sat in
front of a group of people. He was speaking at Harvard,
and politicians do this sometimes when they get comfortable, when
they're in comfortable environments, they come out and they say
(27:21):
things that are a little too honest. This happens to
all of us. You see Republicans get burned by this.
When they're in a primary or they're having a town
hall room full of friendly people, they'll say something that
comes back to haunt them. Tim Wallas came out, was
talking about his place on the Kamala Harris ticket and
why he was there.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
But I also was on the ticket quite honestly, you know,
because I could code talk to white guys watching football
fixing their truck doing that that I could put them
at ease. I was the permission structure to say, look,
you can do this and vote for this.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Did you know that I, in my life, one time
in my life pandered to a group of people. I
still feel disgusted by it. You want to hear that
story because we're going to talk about politicians and pandering
and what Tim Walls said. I'll tell you my little
story and then we'll talk about Tim Walls next. Feeling
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a little stocky, follow like and subscribe on social at
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So, before we get
back to Tim Walls and why his pandering is so
(28:40):
bad and why it doesn't land, well, let me tell
you a little story about my one off on political pandering.
All right, now, I understand that pandering, it's part of politics.
Republicans do it democrats do it. I get that. I
get that politicians going someplace they wouldn't normally go and
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pretending they want to be there, wearing something they wouldn't
normally wear and pretending like it's their normal thing. Because
there's no ability like relatability, people pander because it works. Now,
I will tell you this. You know, I ran for
Congress twice. I had this thing. And my thing when
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I was running for Congress was because I was so young.
I was in my twenties. I wanted to look older
and more mature, and I believe that you should dress
for the job you want, and so I always wore
either a suit or some paared down version of a suit.
(29:49):
You can go look at ald pictures of me running
for Congress. I am either in a suit and tie,
or I have lost a tie, or maybe if it's
really hots it was Tucson, maybe I lost a jacket too.
I wrote up my sleeves, but I'm in I'm at
some stage of wearing a full suit in every picture
you will ever see of me running for Congress, because
I believed in it all the way. That's what I
(30:11):
believed you should dress like when you were running for Congress.
And I'm not judging you if you don't dress that
way or random. But for me, that's what I believed
at the time. Okay, there was one time, one time
that I changed because my team knew, I don't change.
This is what I wear, this is why I wear it,
don't ask me to change. There was a bunch of ranchers,
(30:33):
cattle ranchers, and they would do a livestock auction. That's
part of ranching. That's part of ranch life, and you're
probably not familiar with it, but that's part of ranch life.
You're always buying, selling things like that. And they had
this amazing, little amazing it's probably gone now, this amazing
little breakfast place called the Cattleman's Cafe. All these ranchers
would go in there and we'd need pour gravy all
(30:55):
over everything, and we'd eat everything and we'd go you know. Anyway,
I got an opportunity to go to this when I
was running for Congress to speak, and one of my
guys said, hey, Jesse, what if you lose lose the
dress shoes, wear cowboy boots this time. Now I own
(31:15):
cowboy boots and I owned them back then. I wear
Cowboy boots, mainly because I don't know fashion. And yes
I do. I mean I could ride a horse and
do things like that, but that's not why I wear them.
It's more of a fashion thing. One time I agreed,
I said, okay, go into the cattleman's cafe. I'll wear
cowboy boots. Now, that's all it was. I just wore
(31:37):
cowboy boots. I didn't show up and pretend I was
a cattle rancher or something like that. When we left,
I felt so dirty and dishonest. I told my whole team,
I will never do that ever again. Don't ever ask
me again. That's how much I despise pandering. It feels dishonest,
it feels not genuine, and I despise that. And I'm
(31:58):
a terrible person, and I despise that. Okay, but no
one called me out on it there, and nobody ever would.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Why.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well, one, because I liked the people who were there,
who I was talking to. Ranchers are my kind of people. Two,
My boots have scuffs on them, the souls are worn down.
It was obviously they are my boots.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I didn't run down to the store and pick up
a pair of boots and throw them on and go
there there, my boots is something I wore, so it
wasn't completely dishonest. That's the only reason I wasn't called
on it. That's the only reason no one ever really
knew about it. Tim Walls says something here, and I
don't think he gets it. I don't think the Democrat
Party gets it at all. I'm going to play what
(32:41):
he said again at Harvard about why he was picked
for the Kamala Harris ticket, and to be fair, he's
honest about why he was picked. You and I discussed
this at the time. Hey, why would you pick Tim Waller.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Also was on the ticket quite honestly, you know, because
I could code talk to white guys watching football fixing
their truck doing that that I could put them at ease.
I was the permission structure to say, look, you can
do this.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
And vote for this. But it didn't work. And why
doesn't it work? Well, there's a limit to how much
you can pander, you see. I I can throw on
a pair of cowboy boots and go down to the
Cattleman Cafe because I own a pair of cowboy boots,
and I eat it places like the Cattleman cafe. The
reason Democrats were not successful pandering to dudes by rolling
(33:30):
out Tim Walls, calling him a football coach, and having
him do TV commercials working on his peakup truck. The
reason that doesn't work for today's Democrat Party is not
actually the fault of Tim Walls. It's because every dude
with two brain cells to rub together understands they are
(33:52):
completely despised by the Democrat Party. The Democrat Party despises
men of every single color. Men are the most likely
to stand against them, to vote against them, to be
against them. If you want to be accepted in Democrat
circles at all, you have to prostrate yourself and essentially
declare that women are almighty and over you and you're
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worthless and stupid. That's why Joe Biden constantly did that.
I'm just so dumb, Hey, Jill, I can't wipe my pooper.
Come help me out. That's why he loved to do
that routine, because that's the only way to be accepted
in Democrat circles. And dudes, real men find that disgusting.
You heard me ran about it a million times. I
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hated it. I realized it was supposed to be some
sale to make him look really relatable. I'm too dumb
to find the stage without my wife, Chill. I thought
it made me want to freaking vomit. And dudes, all men,
even the Normanies, it's not just you. All men know
that the modern day Democrat party hates them, has nothing
(35:00):
but complete disdain for who they are, what they want,
what they believe, And especially white dudes. If you're a
white dude and you are voting Democrat today, you're a sucker,
a complete sucker. They'll openly declare their hatred for you,
but you don't care. You know why, because you don't
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have any testosterone, because you haven't taken a male vitality
stack from Chok. That's why you understand that you don't
even have to learn economics or things about taxes or
the border or anything like that to turn yourself into
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if you just raise your t levels, you'll switch parties.
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Do you know that? Because Tim Walls pretending like he's
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Now back to the civil war that is the Democrat Party.
(36:31):
I am seeing more and more people discuss it as
it plays out before our eyes. Now, Hakim Jeffries, you
know who Hakim Jeffries is. He's the minority leader in
the House of Representatives. He's trying to fight this war too.
He's losing, but he's trying. We'll talk about that next
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