May 5, 2025 • 37 mins
The leftist coverup of Joe Biden’s mental decline. Communists try to control our language, and we let them. They are always building their world of make believe. Cinco de Mayo margaritas. They don’t go after your kids by accident. Is this a good time for China to invade Taiwan? Since when did steak become junk food?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
a Fantastic Monday. We're gonna talk about once again the
world of make believe because it's gonna come back to
COVID and all this child gender dysphoria weirdness. We'll talk
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about a lot of that weirdness to start out, and
then we're moving on. We'll get to a bunch of
emails and in America's most popular junk foods and all that,
plus more celebration of the world famous Cinco de Mayo. Anyway,
Jen Saki, former White House Press Secretary Jensaki, she was
doing a media interview. Now, this is the kind of
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stuff you've heard before. You're not gonna hear anything that's
gonna floor you. But there is something that we're gonna
focus on here. It's more what she says. Towards the end,
the interviewer was asking Jensaki about Joe Biden's decline. That's
in the news now, I'm glad it's still in the news.
Joe Biden's decline. We've talked about it before. Four years
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we had a cadaver running and we talked about it.
We talked about it last week. How the media, the
media really really wants you almost they're almost demanding that
you say they missed the story. You've heard several media figures,
Chuck Todd and others come out and loudly say, but
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we didn't cover it up. Don't say we covered it up.
We might have missed it, or Joe Biden might have lied,
but there was no cover up. Jensaki kind of answers
along those exact same lines, but then she says something
at the end. We're gonna focus on. Here's what she says.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I never saw that person, not a single time, and
I was in the Oval office.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Every that was I'm sorry pause, I should have go,
I should have just paused it, but I stopped it.
She said she never saw that person, the Joe Biden.
Remember that's an outright lie. People who have friends, family members,
anybody there around whose mind is going in their old age,
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whatever it is, Alzheimer's or dementia, whatever it is. You know,
it's not a mystery. You know, any interaction with them,
you know, and we know courtesy of the rumor mill
in DC, Jensaki was routinely frustrated because she wasn't even
allowed to talk to Joe Biden because he was in
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such bad shape. So she knew everyone knew. Just so
you know, that's an outright lie.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I never saw that person, not a single time, and
I was in the Oval office every day that was
on that debate stage. I'm not a doctor. Aging happens
quite quickly. Cover Up is a very loaded term.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I think, well means pause.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Cover up is a loaded term. I'll let her keep going.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
That it was really bad and you're pretending otherwise versus
you're diluting yourself, which I think is what people do
a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I understand, but I still think it's like. Cover
up is often like a crime, right, People use that
term as they relate to Watergate or the covering up
of not sharing public information about a war. I think
it's a bit of a dangerous term.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Covering up means a crime. A cover up needs a crime,
and it's a dangerous term. Let's talk. It is a
similar conversation to one we've had before. We will have
it many times again. Let's talk about lies in the
world to make believe and revolutionaries, communist revolutionaries. You heard
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what she said cover up. People say, well, cover ups
a crime, and when you start calling it that, it
can get dangerous. Well, first, yes, it is crime. Why
would you be worried about that though? Because communists commit crimes,
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They lie, and they commit crimes. I'm not even actually
pointing fingers and just blasting at communists right now. That's
what you do as a revolutionary. Communism is a revolutionary
religion trying to tear down the existing structures. There's no
legal way to do that none. But if you, and
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please don't do this, if you were to start a
revolutionary movement in the United States of America right now,
that means everything. Well, you know what, forget about the country.
That's too big and broad. We'll make it just about
your town, your city. So it's just about your town city.
You have a mayor and a city council and those things. Okay,
you you are going to embark on a revolution against
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your town. You want to bring down destroy the existing
power structures of your town. You believe those things are evil.
Let me ask you something. Are you able just I
know you're probably not a revolutionary, but just thinking through
it in your head, are you able to pull that off?
Within the law. Can you do that without breaking the law,
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of course not. The power structures that are in place
also have laws in place protecting the power structures in place.
My point is criminality is essential for communists, otherwise there'd
be no way to fight the revolution. Now that brings
me to the other part. And this is going to
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be on you, and it's going to be on me.
It's going to be on all of us. And what
we have failed that up to this point something we
must get better at. Communists control our language as well,
and they oftentimes control our language all language as covering
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for their crimes. So what do I mean by that? Well,
here's a good example I've been talking about recently. This
will pop up in your head when we bring up
all the horrible things we're discovering inside of the government.
Fifty million dollars to gay up the frogs in Guatemala. Okay,
just one example. I don't even know that that's a
real one, but you know what I mean. Okay, it's
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common in GOP circles. In fact, it's one of the
most common things you can hear. Now everybody says it.
We got to get out this waste, fraud and a
brute abuse, waste, fraud, and abuse. We have to get
out the waste, fraud and abuse over and over? How
many times have you heard that term? You know that
you should never use that term because if I'm a
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thief inside or adjacent to the government, and I'm stealing millions, billions,
or even trillions of your dollars, you know what, You
know what My best best case scenario for me is
when I'm caught, for you to call it waste? Oh
that Jesse, What a cutup? Did he take sixty million
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dollars in government money and put it through a little
slush fund that his third cousin has and on only
like six dollars got to where it was going and
he kind of pocketed the rest.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh wow, he sure is wasteful, that Jesse.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow? Does he waste raw? No, that's theft, that's fraud,
that's theft. Grab would call it whatever word you want.
But when you agree to call it waste, you have
actually aided the criminal in escaping responsibility for his crimes.
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What have you heard me say about the word illegal immigrant,
more specifically the word migrant over and over again? Many
times have you heard me scream about that?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And we have half of the right.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm talking about our people on the radio, on TV
publications are politicians. Virtually all of them call them migrants.
But we have too many migrants. We've got a lot
of migrants, too many migrant, migrant, migrant, migrant, too many migrants. Migrant.
It's not a flock of birds heading south for the winter.
It's a foreigner. It's an invader, it's an illegal. A
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migrant is a word that communists selected specifically because it
makes it sound not quite as bad. It's not that
he's a barbarian from El Salvador with a rape list
a mile long and tattoos on his face. He's a migrant.
Jensaki said something here and it really should indict all
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of us. It went right by everybody how these people
think about things. If you let them get away with
selecting the narrative, with select their words, well that's it
for them. But I mean they can't lose, is what
I mean. If you let them get away with selecting
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their own words, they cannot lose. If you hold them
to account with the truth, you don't have to lie.
I don't want you to lie. If you hold them
to account with the truth, they cannot win. Nothing will
stop them. If you allow them to select their own words,
they will complete the revolution, they will destroy everything. If
you instead hold them to the truth, they will fail.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Listen again, I never saw that person, not a single time,
and I was in the Oval office every day that
was on that debate stage. I'm not a doctor. Aging
happens quite quickly. Cover Up is a very loaded term.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I think what means you knew that it was really bad,
and you're pretending otherwise, versus you're diluting yourself, which I
think is what people do a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Well, now she has to face the reality you committed
a crime, several crimes, but nobody should call me on that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I understand, But I still think it's like cover up
is often like a crime.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
People use that term as they relate to Watergate or
the covering up of not sharing public information about a war.
I think it's a bit of a dangerous term.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Dangerous term is the final point, dangerous for who exactly.
It's dangerous for her, it's dangerous for the entire communist ecosystem.
If you use the words they have selected for you,
they will win. If you don't, If you don't accept that, well,
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it gets very dangerous for the people committed crimes. You see,
remember that when you select your language, when you select
your narrative. All right, and remember to sprinkle rough greens
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want to email us, you can Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
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dot com. So part of this world to make Believe.
We were just talking about Jensaki and the lies and
how exposing exposing the truth is dangerous for the criminals
committing crimes. It's also dangerous because there are so many
people out there. In fact, Chris, I sent you a SoundBite.
I need that here in about five seconds now, just
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tell me when it's ready. But we've talked about the
world of make believe, about how and I've used this example.
It's is as if it's as if the average American
democrat is on set on the set of a sitcom,
a TV sitcom, and you can imagine if you've never
seen one. It's not real. The walls are not real,
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They're just pieces of plastic. They threw up the window,
the window's not a real window, that's a picture of
the outside. That's it's all fake. The stove isn't hooked
up to natural gas. It's all fake. None of it's real.
Communists who are in charge, politicians, media people, professors, the elites.
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They are constantly building that set, not just for the sheep,
but for each other, for themselves. But they're constantly building
that world of make believe. And they need liberal Aunt
Peggy to stay in that world forever. They need her
to be the broken following sheep she is so she
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never ever escapes it. In fact, the indoctrination can be
so bad that it turns into a punchline for us.
People like us. This is from life set. Listen to this.
Parents are held without bail. These parents have been held
without bail. Okay, Why they kept their kids inside for
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three Why in the world would you keep your children inside?
COVID You see what I mean about the will to
make believe, the one that you can see, the one
you already know about, the one you've dismissed. You think
we just talk about it here on the air, You
and me people live inside of it. This is that
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Eli mystol guy on MSNBC. He's talking about illegal immigration
or being killed by one. Listen, these people will die.
Many of these people will die happily to stay inside
of that sitcom world.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Here, he was, Why do I care what their status
was when they committed the crime, if you can prove
they committed a crime, I say in the book, if
I get shot, if I get murdered by an undocumented immigrant,
please tell my children I did not care that they
were undocumented.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now that's crazy to you when we go over how
crazy all that is. You know the fact that the
illegal shouldn't have been here, so it makes the crime woras.
But weid go over all that. But remember I told
you about that meal I had the one time. I'll
tell you again, very very revealing conversation. I've had more
than one of these before with the lady from Chicago,
Big group of Us. She was one of these communists.
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She loved Mayor Brandon Johnston, you know, the one who's
destroyed the city, the one everyone hates. She called him
BJ lovingly, several times, called him BJ, oh, yeah, BJ.
And you could tell that was how her and her
crazy friends, that's how they talk about him. And some
dude was not me. Brought up the crime and how
bad it was, and she couldn't lie her way out
of it. You couldn't. You can't act like Chicago's crime free.
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And so she just looked at him, dead in the eye,
and she was one hundred percent serious. She said, well,
you might, you might be robbed if you come to Chicago,
but you won't be targeted. Well, yeah, someone stick a
gun in your face and take all your belongings, but
they're not gonna hunt you down and murder you right away.
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For her, that was a legitimate defense of what they're
doing inside of Chicago. These are the people who are
so shattered that the world of make believe can become
real for them. That's why they tell outright lies, and
that's why the truth is the most dangerous thing. I
want you to listen to this. Listen to Elizabeth Warren.
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To Elizabeth Warren lie about the reason this guy was
denied entry. Now keep in mind as she's saying this,
As Elizabeth Warren is saying the reason this French scientist
was denied entry, she knows that it was not because
the guy sent some anti Trump text messages. That's already
been long debunked, long debunked again. It doesn't matter who
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you are, it's been debunked. Apparently he had possession of
some things he wasn't allowed to have, which we don't know,
but it was not the text. We know that by now.
Yet a United States Senator said this.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Last month, CBP reportedly searched the phone of a French
scientist at a Houston airport and reportedly found text messages
criticizing President Trump's research policies, and then denied him entry.
Mister Scott, will it be your policy as CBP commissioner
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to deny entry to travelers because they criticized Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
In mind? Now, no, stop, His answer doesn't matter. But
notice how carefully she selected her words. She didn't say
he was denied entry because of them. She said he
was denied entry and they found the text messages on
his phone. So, hey, is that your policy going forward?
Elizabeth Warren didn't mislead. She told an outright lie. And
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everybody listening to that, who's not a complete Well, if
you're anything but a moron, you'll be fine. But most
Democrat Party base, they are morons. They'll believe that. Your
liberal aunt Peggy believes that's why that French scientist was
not allowed in here. And Elizabeth Warren knows if she
tells that lie, there are enough liberal aunt peggies who
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believe it back to what Jensaki said. That is why
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Speaker 1 (19:43):
Is the Jesse Kelly show. I just can't get the
smile off my face. It's something about Sinco to Mile.
It just it just does it to me. And it's
just a wonderful holiday. My buddy already texted me and
he said, hey, are we are we getting some margaritas afterwards?
I'm on for some margaritas, to which I replied, it's Monday,
(20:04):
you freaking tird. No, I'm not going out for margarita's.
But he's gonna have a great time. I'm not personally
getting involved. But it's not that I'm old Chris. It's Monday, okay.
It is what what.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Singo DeMaio comes once a year. I got it. I
get the whole thing. Look, we Mexicans, we celebrate all
week long. It'll still be there on Friday. I'm not
going out for margaritas on a Monday, because then you
know what happens. Chris. Then I come in here and
I'm ill tempered tomorrow, and I'm yelling about something or someone,
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and I ended up saying I end up saying something
that's even more inappropriate than before. Before I get to
the emails. One last world on the world to make
believe it has to be created and maintained at all times.
One of the real, real nasty, nasty parts of that
is the old the training madness, which first, of course
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came for adults, adults who were just you know, suffering
from some sort of a mental illness and start talking
about chopping off parts of their body and stuff like that,
which is, of course it's insane and it's awful. But
because that world, that LGBTQ plus AI Air Force world,
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they have to push it down to kids, always, always, always,
it's the real ugly underbelly of that world. And so
the tranny stuff very quickly got to kids. Soon your
child's teacher was telling them, well, I mean, you can
pick your gender. We have scientists doctors saying the same thing.
Doctor J. Battacharia talked a little bit about this. I
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love Doctor J. That's one before I play him. Though
there are a lot of sheep out there just herd animals.
As we talked about, there are a lot of parents
who went along with this child tranny stuff because evil
people in the psy psychiatric industry and in the medical
industry told them their child would commit suicide if they
didn't go along with it, which is not only a lie.
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That's got to be on the scale of evil eyes.
If God does have a scale, that's got to be
way towards the top, because it's pretty much every parent's
mortal fear right. So if I want your child to
do something, I'll just threaten you with basically his life
if you don't do it. Here was doctor j.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
The basic idea behind this transition from one sex to
another for kids was that if you don't do it,
if you don't block hormones, if you don't do essentially
changes in surgical interventions, that the kids were going to
commit suicide. When you look at the evidence, that actually
turns out that the very very weak evidence that says
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that in fact the opposite is probably true. And of
course the idea that hormone blocking all these surgeries are
somehow reversible is also false. So ethically, why would you
do something where the evidence isn't good any benefit, and
you know they're going to be harmed.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, I know he already knows the answer to this,
because doctor J and I have talked many times before.
But the answer is really quite simple.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And the worst part about it is that the kids
are obviously the innocent victim. Here. I want you to
think about the kids like a like a tiny little
adorable baby deer. Okay, it's a fawn. Those would be
the kids in this story. And the fawns have wolves
all around them, a whole pack of wolves around them.
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One of those wolves, that's just the LGBTQ whatever that
the whole demon mob group. Well, they want they want
someone else to shatter. They see a child and they
think I could break that child. I could break them
from their parents. I could break that child. And so
that's them. That's one of the wolves. Another wolf is
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the psychiatric industry. Well, do you think the psychiatric industry
wants the child to be happy, healthy and content? How
much money does that bring in? Not much? Not for
the psychiatric industry. Along the exact same lines the pharmaceutical industry.
Did you know? Did you know? I can't speak for
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every state, but I bet you. If I dug into it,
I would find out the same thing you know about
all these tranny parades and tranny prides and all the
tranny stuff that goes on. Did you know that big
pharm of funds a lot of that stuff. Did you
know that? I wonder why that is. I wonder why
the industry that's going to have to sell you God
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knows how many drugs the rest of your life wants
you to pretend to be the opposite sex and chop
your body up. You see what I mean? That's another
one of those wolves, and another one of those wolves.
Let's not discount this part of it. Is the doctors,
the nurses. Doctor woit's pay check. Two nurse wants a paycheck.
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Two child tranny's a big money. The just sickness of
all this is that there's an innocent child who's confused,
a child who's been had the wrong stuff poured into
their eyes and ears, maybe watching the wrong things, listening
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to the wrong people. Who knows. But the child is
completely innocent, and we have this pack of wolves that
have surrounded our kids here and destroyed them. It's really
sick and wrong. I want to do some emails. I
don't want to talk about this anymore. It makes me mad, Shogun.
Did you ever watch the mini series Generation Kill, A
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Band of Brothers style series for the g WATT if so,
any thoughts. I read the book and watched it. I
thought it was decent, but I wasn't there. You know,
I never did actually watch that. I just I don't know.
That was probably too close to home for me. Rhetorical
oracle naked always talking about James Langford made his way
to Fox News on Sunday completely downplayed his role of
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selling out America to we legals. When does he see
a reckoning? Well, I don't know that he will. Next year,
I believe yeah, next year. Next year, James Langford of
Oklahoma has a primary. It's very very early on, but
it looks like John Cornyn in Texas he might lose
his primary to Ken Paxton. That's a very good thing.
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As of right now, John Cornan is way down in
the polls, so let's cross our fingers and hope. But
I don't know that James Langford is going to be
taken out in Oklahoma. I know when I trash James
Langford and he deserves it. Trying to hand out amnesty.
He's screwed us over at time and time again. Every
single time I bring up James Langford, I get an
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email from people who've gone to church with him. They
met him. Oh you know it, No, James, he and
I did a Sunday pot luck after church. I don't
know why you yell at him because his wife.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Was so nice. She made the brownies and they were.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
This is the kind of crap we get from the
idiots on our side. Let me tell you something I
brought up at the beginning of the show. One of
the things that communists are most worried about, and I
briefly brought up Ed Martin, who Trump wants to be
the top attorney in DC. You remember the senator's names,
John Cornyn, Cassidy, Tillis. These senators are from red states.
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Part of the reason we haven't been able to clean
out the DC gunk is because we can't get Ed
Martin in. And part of the reason we can't get
Ed Martin and we may not get him in at all,
is because of red state GOP senators. And part of
the reason we have Red state GOP senators like James
Langford is the GOP primary voter is too stupid and
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lazy to get off his butt and go vote out
the scumbag who's currently sitting in office because they went
to church with him one time, because he ran some ads. Ha, No, Jesse,
you're wrong about him. I saw it ad and he
was with Trump, and he was standing in front of
the border wall. He's with us. This is the kind
of idiotic stuff that screws us time and time again.
(28:13):
I just did the direct line between not draining the
GOP swamp and the laziness and stupidity of the GOP
primary voter. So Texas will find out again next year
if we've gotten any smarter.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Oklahoma, you won't find out about you.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Next year and whether you've gotten any smarter, because if
it's going to be a legion of sixty five year
olds who went to church with James once and saw
him at the potluck, so they're voting for him, we
are completely screwed as a country. Red state GOP senators
are the ones keeping the door open for communism in
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this country. They're the reason it infected everything and still
infects it today. You want to learn more about that.
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Chris gave it to me. I'm not gonna spend any
time on it of our most popular junk foods, And
a lot of the stuff is what you'd expect. But
I feel like sometimes British people that they're so bad
at eating so they don't understand food in general. Like
number one is pizza, Okay, I'll give you that one.
They said the number two most popular junk food is chili. Well,
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chili is not even that popular for one, certainly not
number two. Two. It's not even bad for you. I mean,
I guess if you pour it on corn bread or
cinnamon rolls or something like that, you can make it
bad for you. But and number four is steak. What
kind of commy gobblet cook is This? Steak is like
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the best thing for you in the world. It's just
straight up animal protein deliciousness. Steak is amazing for you
if we could afford it.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
We don't have steak iron I have steak two meals
a day.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I swear I would if I could, you know, it
would be nice. Chris a chef, have you ever thought
about that you like cooking? Well, I like watching Ob cook.
It's not that I don't It's not that I don't
like what Chris. I like cooking too in that way.
I like watching Ob. But don't you think it'd be
(31:59):
cool to just like order whatever you wanted from the chef.
I think that would be cool. I think if I
got what? Yeah, you don't think so? I know you
can do it with fast food. Why are you not
understanding the point? The point is I can do it
with the food inside of my house, and I would
hope he would be a good chef and somebody who can,
(32:19):
Hey make me some red lobster cheddarbay biskits stat and
he whip them up. What just have a small red
lobster at my house? Oh, don't think I even't thought
about it. Pal Oh, I forgot to tell you, Well,
I might as well tell you in front of everybody else.
Pretty rough rough thing happened. I can't believe I forgot
(32:40):
to say this last week or two weeks ago when
I took Remember I told you my oldest boy and
I were going out for dinner, a late dinner after
the show, and he requested I did not he requested
red lobster because I raised my boys. Right, So me
and James we went to Red Lobster. Now I hadn't
been to Red Lobster in a few months. They had
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had that bankruptcy thing, and the one that was by
us was all kind of was closed, and it wasn't closed,
and it was real touch and go, but it was open.
Pull pull back in. Remember what I used to tell
everybody to order every time. Now everyone knows about the
cage and Cajun shrimp Alfredo and shrimp scampy. Everyone gets that.
Remember what I said, Not even a big salad guy, right,
(33:26):
not Pete Boudage. They had the best blue cheese in
the world. So I get a salad and I would
get their blue cheese dressing on it. They stopped selling it. Chris,
They don't say good. Where are you being like this?
It's not good at all. No, it's not gross. Blue
cheese is amazing, man, absolutely, mate, you're outside of your mind,
(33:48):
your oracle of Texas. Is this a good time for
China to invade Taiwan? Trump has them against the wall
with tariffs, so a war would force our hand. Are
we even and ready capable or willing to defend Taiwan? Well,
there's this thing. We won't spend forever on this because
it's foreign policy and I don't do a bunch of that.
But there's this thing that's kind of been hovering over
(34:11):
our heads. It always has been hovering over our heads,
and it's China wants Taiwan. China's wanted Taiwan since they
lost Taiwan. Remember, the nationalists fought a civil war with
the communists. Sadly the nationalists lost. The Nationalists ended up
on Formosa Taiwan, and the Communists had mainland China. Mao
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Mao was going to cross the water and go get him,
and we told him he wasn't allowed to. Yeah, no,
you're not going to do that unless you'd run, like
to run into this little thing we call the navy,
and our navy was nothing anybody could challenge back then,
probably not now either. So they wanted Taiwan forever. They
still are trying to get there. But there are a
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couple different things at play. First, Xijinping, the head of China, authoritarians, dictators.
They're never as all powerful as we seem to think
they are. Stalin would routinely, routinely have people murdered because
(35:18):
he thought he was going to be murdered because there
was always a risk of that that other people were
going to murder him. That's not all powerful. Hitler was
unbelievably paranoid. All these types seem to be this way.
Jixin Ping he doesn't trust his own military and thinks
there's a chance his military might rebel if he puts
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them in a bad spot, and then he has no
power at all. Did you think it was an accident
that communists filled our military with what they filled it with,
always trying to put more loyal to loyalists in the military.
So that's one aspect of it. The other part of
it is we have been really wishy washy back in
vague if you will, on what our policy actually is
(36:04):
with Taiwan and China. If you listen to this president,
he'll tell you we're gonna step in and stop China
militarily if they stop it. If they start that war.
Then the next president or even the same president will say, well,
maybe not militarily, but they're not supposed to do that.
And in fact, I've asked every Chinese expert I know,
can you tell me what exactly is our policy? And
(36:27):
every one of them has told me honestly, Jesse, we
don't know. Nobody knows, China doesn't know, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
And now here's a headline, but you know, you know
the thing headlines.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
We didn't get to Elon Musk's doge downsizees irs and
now thirty one percent of the auditors have already quit.
That's awesome. Room buzz fill an emotional vacuum for owners.
That's extremely weird. Back in my day, if you wanted something,
(37:04):
if you wanted to form a connection with something that
cleaned your house, you found a wife. Un Chief urges
maximum restraint in India and Pakistan standoff. Yeah, well, I'm
sure there will be maximum restraint. I mean, after all,
those countries have famously gotten along for quite some time.
Trump administration set to pay illegal migrants one thousand dollars
(37:25):
to self deport I only brought this up to remind
you again to stop calling the migrants. We'll be back
tomorrow to do it again. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
a Fantastic Monday. We're gonna talk about once again the
world of make believe because it's gonna come back to
COVID and all this child gender dysphoria weirdness. We'll talk
(00:33):
about a lot of that weirdness to start out, and
then we're moving on. We'll get to a bunch of
emails and in America's most popular junk foods and all that,
plus more celebration of the world famous Cinco de Mayo. Anyway,
Jen Saki, former White House Press Secretary Jensaki, she was
doing a media interview. Now, this is the kind of
(00:56):
stuff you've heard before. You're not gonna hear anything that's
gonna floor you. But there is something that we're gonna
focus on here. It's more what she says. Towards the end,
the interviewer was asking Jensaki about Joe Biden's decline. That's
in the news now, I'm glad it's still in the news.
Joe Biden's decline. We've talked about it before. Four years
(01:17):
we had a cadaver running and we talked about it.
We talked about it last week. How the media, the
media really really wants you almost they're almost demanding that
you say they missed the story. You've heard several media figures,
Chuck Todd and others come out and loudly say, but
(01:38):
we didn't cover it up. Don't say we covered it up.
We might have missed it, or Joe Biden might have lied,
but there was no cover up. Jensaki kind of answers
along those exact same lines, but then she says something
at the end. We're gonna focus on. Here's what she says.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I never saw that person, not a single time, and
I was in the Oval office.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Every that was I'm sorry pause, I should have go,
I should have just paused it, but I stopped it.
She said she never saw that person, the Joe Biden.
Remember that's an outright lie. People who have friends, family members,
anybody there around whose mind is going in their old age,
(02:21):
whatever it is, Alzheimer's or dementia, whatever it is. You know,
it's not a mystery. You know, any interaction with them,
you know, and we know courtesy of the rumor mill
in DC, Jensaki was routinely frustrated because she wasn't even
allowed to talk to Joe Biden because he was in
(02:44):
such bad shape. So she knew everyone knew. Just so
you know, that's an outright lie.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I never saw that person, not a single time, and
I was in the Oval office every day that was
on that debate stage. I'm not a doctor. Aging happens
quite quickly. Cover Up is a very loaded term.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I think, well means pause.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Cover up is a loaded term. I'll let her keep going.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
That it was really bad and you're pretending otherwise versus
you're diluting yourself, which I think is what people do
a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I understand, but I still think it's like. Cover
up is often like a crime, right, People use that
term as they relate to Watergate or the covering up
of not sharing public information about a war. I think
it's a bit of a dangerous term.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Covering up means a crime. A cover up needs a crime,
and it's a dangerous term. Let's talk. It is a
similar conversation to one we've had before. We will have
it many times again. Let's talk about lies in the
world to make believe and revolutionaries, communist revolutionaries. You heard
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what she said cover up. People say, well, cover ups
a crime, and when you start calling it that, it
can get dangerous. Well, first, yes, it is crime. Why
would you be worried about that though? Because communists commit crimes,
(04:20):
They lie, and they commit crimes. I'm not even actually
pointing fingers and just blasting at communists right now. That's
what you do as a revolutionary. Communism is a revolutionary
religion trying to tear down the existing structures. There's no
legal way to do that none. But if you, and
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please don't do this, if you were to start a
revolutionary movement in the United States of America right now,
that means everything. Well, you know what, forget about the country.
That's too big and broad. We'll make it just about
your town, your city. So it's just about your town city.
You have a mayor and a city council and those things. Okay,
you you are going to embark on a revolution against
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your town. You want to bring down destroy the existing
power structures of your town. You believe those things are evil.
Let me ask you something. Are you able just I
know you're probably not a revolutionary, but just thinking through
it in your head, are you able to pull that off?
Within the law. Can you do that without breaking the law,
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of course not. The power structures that are in place
also have laws in place protecting the power structures in place.
My point is criminality is essential for communists, otherwise there'd
be no way to fight the revolution. Now that brings
me to the other part. And this is going to
(05:52):
be on you, and it's going to be on me.
It's going to be on all of us. And what
we have failed that up to this point something we
must get better at. Communists control our language as well,
and they oftentimes control our language all language as covering
(06:12):
for their crimes. So what do I mean by that? Well,
here's a good example I've been talking about recently. This
will pop up in your head when we bring up
all the horrible things we're discovering inside of the government.
Fifty million dollars to gay up the frogs in Guatemala. Okay,
just one example. I don't even know that that's a
real one, but you know what I mean. Okay, it's
(06:34):
common in GOP circles. In fact, it's one of the
most common things you can hear. Now everybody says it.
We got to get out this waste, fraud and a
brute abuse, waste, fraud, and abuse. We have to get
out the waste, fraud and abuse over and over? How
many times have you heard that term? You know that
you should never use that term because if I'm a
(06:56):
thief inside or adjacent to the government, and I'm stealing millions, billions,
or even trillions of your dollars, you know what, You
know what My best best case scenario for me is
when I'm caught, for you to call it waste? Oh
that Jesse, What a cutup? Did he take sixty million
(07:18):
dollars in government money and put it through a little
slush fund that his third cousin has and on only
like six dollars got to where it was going and
he kind of pocketed the rest.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh wow, he sure is wasteful, that Jesse.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Wow? Does he waste raw? No, that's theft, that's fraud,
that's theft. Grab would call it whatever word you want.
But when you agree to call it waste, you have
actually aided the criminal in escaping responsibility for his crimes.
(07:53):
What have you heard me say about the word illegal immigrant,
more specifically the word migrant over and over again? Many
times have you heard me scream about that?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And we have half of the right.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm talking about our people on the radio, on TV
publications are politicians. Virtually all of them call them migrants.
But we have too many migrants. We've got a lot
of migrants, too many migrant, migrant, migrant, migrant, too many migrants. Migrant.
It's not a flock of birds heading south for the winter.
It's a foreigner. It's an invader, it's an illegal. A
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migrant is a word that communists selected specifically because it
makes it sound not quite as bad. It's not that
he's a barbarian from El Salvador with a rape list
a mile long and tattoos on his face. He's a migrant.
Jensaki said something here and it really should indict all
(08:49):
of us. It went right by everybody how these people
think about things. If you let them get away with
selecting the narrative, with select their words, well that's it
for them. But I mean they can't lose, is what
I mean. If you let them get away with selecting
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their own words, they cannot lose. If you hold them
to account with the truth, you don't have to lie.
I don't want you to lie. If you hold them
to account with the truth, they cannot win. Nothing will
stop them. If you allow them to select their own words,
they will complete the revolution, they will destroy everything. If
you instead hold them to the truth, they will fail.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Listen again, I never saw that person, not a single time,
and I was in the Oval office every day that
was on that debate stage. I'm not a doctor. Aging
happens quite quickly. Cover Up is a very loaded term.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I think what means you knew that it was really bad,
and you're pretending otherwise, versus you're diluting yourself, which I
think is what people do a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Well, now she has to face the reality you committed
a crime, several crimes, but nobody should call me on that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I understand, But I still think it's like cover up
is often like a crime.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
People use that term as they relate to Watergate or
the covering up of not sharing public information about a war.
I think it's a bit of a dangerous term.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Dangerous term is the final point, dangerous for who exactly.
It's dangerous for her, it's dangerous for the entire communist ecosystem.
If you use the words they have selected for you,
they will win. If you don't, If you don't accept that, well,
(10:36):
it gets very dangerous for the people committed crimes. You see,
remember that when you select your language, when you select
your narrative. All right, and remember to sprinkle rough greens
on your dog's food. That's just as important, if not more,
it might be more important. What Chris serious? Listen, your
dog doesn't get nutrition. That's a fact. There's no nutrition
(11:01):
in dog food. I wish there was. Look, I wish
there was. I wish the packaging was honest, because they
tell you this is the special blend. This is the
beef blend that Muffy loves. It's beef and mushrooms or
whatever it happens to be. But there's no beef and
mushrooms in there. Maybe there was at some point in time,
but they roasted all that out of it at the
factory so the dog food would stay good on the
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shelf for ten thousand years. Now, Muffy eats nothing but
empty calories and dies at ten years old. Roughgreens the
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It is the Jesse Kelly Shell on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Remember,
if you missed any part of the show, you can
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want to email us, you can Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
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dot com. So part of this world to make Believe.
We were just talking about Jensaki and the lies and
how exposing exposing the truth is dangerous for the criminals
committing crimes. It's also dangerous because there are so many
people out there. In fact, Chris, I sent you a SoundBite.
I need that here in about five seconds now, just
(12:31):
tell me when it's ready. But we've talked about the
world of make believe, about how and I've used this example.
It's is as if it's as if the average American
democrat is on set on the set of a sitcom,
a TV sitcom, and you can imagine if you've never
seen one. It's not real. The walls are not real,
(12:53):
They're just pieces of plastic. They threw up the window,
the window's not a real window, that's a picture of
the outside. That's it's all fake. The stove isn't hooked
up to natural gas. It's all fake. None of it's real.
Communists who are in charge, politicians, media people, professors, the elites.
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They are constantly building that set, not just for the sheep,
but for each other, for themselves. But they're constantly building
that world of make believe. And they need liberal Aunt
Peggy to stay in that world forever. They need her
to be the broken following sheep she is so she
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never ever escapes it. In fact, the indoctrination can be
so bad that it turns into a punchline for us.
People like us. This is from life set. Listen to this.
Parents are held without bail. These parents have been held
without bail. Okay, Why they kept their kids inside for
(13:59):
three Why in the world would you keep your children inside?
COVID You see what I mean about the will to
make believe, the one that you can see, the one
you already know about, the one you've dismissed. You think
we just talk about it here on the air, You
and me people live inside of it. This is that
(14:23):
Eli mystol guy on MSNBC. He's talking about illegal immigration
or being killed by one. Listen, these people will die.
Many of these people will die happily to stay inside
of that sitcom world.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Here, he was, Why do I care what their status
was when they committed the crime, if you can prove
they committed a crime, I say in the book, if
I get shot, if I get murdered by an undocumented immigrant,
please tell my children I did not care that they
were undocumented.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now that's crazy to you when we go over how
crazy all that is. You know the fact that the
illegal shouldn't have been here, so it makes the crime woras.
But weid go over all that. But remember I told
you about that meal I had the one time. I'll
tell you again, very very revealing conversation. I've had more
than one of these before with the lady from Chicago,
Big group of Us. She was one of these communists.
(15:23):
She loved Mayor Brandon Johnston, you know, the one who's
destroyed the city, the one everyone hates. She called him
BJ lovingly, several times, called him BJ, oh, yeah, BJ.
And you could tell that was how her and her
crazy friends, that's how they talk about him. And some
dude was not me. Brought up the crime and how
bad it was, and she couldn't lie her way out
of it. You couldn't. You can't act like Chicago's crime free.
(15:46):
And so she just looked at him, dead in the eye,
and she was one hundred percent serious. She said, well,
you might, you might be robbed if you come to Chicago,
but you won't be targeted. Well, yeah, someone stick a
gun in your face and take all your belongings, but
they're not gonna hunt you down and murder you right away.
(16:06):
For her, that was a legitimate defense of what they're
doing inside of Chicago. These are the people who are
so shattered that the world of make believe can become
real for them. That's why they tell outright lies, and
that's why the truth is the most dangerous thing. I
want you to listen to this. Listen to Elizabeth Warren.
(16:29):
To Elizabeth Warren lie about the reason this guy was
denied entry. Now keep in mind as she's saying this,
As Elizabeth Warren is saying the reason this French scientist
was denied entry, she knows that it was not because
the guy sent some anti Trump text messages. That's already
been long debunked, long debunked again. It doesn't matter who
(16:52):
you are, it's been debunked. Apparently he had possession of
some things he wasn't allowed to have, which we don't know,
but it was not the text. We know that by now.
Yet a United States Senator said this.
Speaker 7 (17:02):
Last month, CBP reportedly searched the phone of a French
scientist at a Houston airport and reportedly found text messages
criticizing President Trump's research policies, and then denied him entry.
Mister Scott, will it be your policy as CBP commissioner
(17:23):
to deny entry to travelers because they criticized Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
In mind? Now, no, stop, His answer doesn't matter. But
notice how carefully she selected her words. She didn't say
he was denied entry because of them. She said he
was denied entry and they found the text messages on
his phone. So, hey, is that your policy going forward?
Elizabeth Warren didn't mislead. She told an outright lie. And
(17:50):
everybody listening to that, who's not a complete Well, if
you're anything but a moron, you'll be fine. But most
Democrat Party base, they are morons. They'll believe that. Your
liberal aunt Peggy believes that's why that French scientist was
not allowed in here. And Elizabeth Warren knows if she
tells that lie, there are enough liberal aunt peggies who
(18:11):
believe it back to what Jensaki said. That is why
it's dangerous for them. Telling the truth will always be
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Speaker 1 (19:43):
Is the Jesse Kelly show. I just can't get the
smile off my face. It's something about Sinco to Mile.
It just it just does it to me. And it's
just a wonderful holiday. My buddy already texted me and
he said, hey, are we are we getting some margaritas afterwards?
I'm on for some margaritas, to which I replied, it's Monday,
(20:04):
you freaking tird. No, I'm not going out for margarita's.
But he's gonna have a great time. I'm not personally
getting involved. But it's not that I'm old Chris. It's Monday, okay.
It is what what.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Singo DeMaio comes once a year. I got it. I
get the whole thing. Look, we Mexicans, we celebrate all
week long. It'll still be there on Friday. I'm not
going out for margaritas on a Monday, because then you
know what happens. Chris. Then I come in here and
I'm ill tempered tomorrow, and I'm yelling about something or someone,
(20:39):
and I ended up saying I end up saying something
that's even more inappropriate than before. Before I get to
the emails. One last world on the world to make
believe it has to be created and maintained at all times.
One of the real, real nasty, nasty parts of that
is the old the training madness, which first, of course
(21:00):
came for adults, adults who were just you know, suffering
from some sort of a mental illness and start talking
about chopping off parts of their body and stuff like that,
which is, of course it's insane and it's awful. But
because that world, that LGBTQ plus AI Air Force world,
(21:21):
they have to push it down to kids, always, always, always,
it's the real ugly underbelly of that world. And so
the tranny stuff very quickly got to kids. Soon your
child's teacher was telling them, well, I mean, you can
pick your gender. We have scientists doctors saying the same thing.
Doctor J. Battacharia talked a little bit about this. I
(21:44):
love Doctor J. That's one before I play him. Though
there are a lot of sheep out there just herd animals.
As we talked about, there are a lot of parents
who went along with this child tranny stuff because evil
people in the psy psychiatric industry and in the medical
industry told them their child would commit suicide if they
didn't go along with it, which is not only a lie.
(22:07):
That's got to be on the scale of evil eyes.
If God does have a scale, that's got to be
way towards the top, because it's pretty much every parent's
mortal fear right. So if I want your child to
do something, I'll just threaten you with basically his life
if you don't do it. Here was doctor j.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
The basic idea behind this transition from one sex to
another for kids was that if you don't do it,
if you don't block hormones, if you don't do essentially
changes in surgical interventions, that the kids were going to
commit suicide. When you look at the evidence, that actually
turns out that the very very weak evidence that says
(22:45):
that in fact the opposite is probably true. And of
course the idea that hormone blocking all these surgeries are
somehow reversible is also false. So ethically, why would you
do something where the evidence isn't good any benefit, and
you know they're going to be harmed.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, I know he already knows the answer to this,
because doctor J and I have talked many times before.
But the answer is really quite simple.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And the worst part about it is that the kids
are obviously the innocent victim. Here. I want you to
think about the kids like a like a tiny little
adorable baby deer. Okay, it's a fawn. Those would be
the kids in this story. And the fawns have wolves
all around them, a whole pack of wolves around them.
(23:32):
One of those wolves, that's just the LGBTQ whatever that
the whole demon mob group. Well, they want they want
someone else to shatter. They see a child and they
think I could break that child. I could break them
from their parents. I could break that child. And so
that's them. That's one of the wolves. Another wolf is
(23:54):
the psychiatric industry. Well, do you think the psychiatric industry
wants the child to be happy, healthy and content? How
much money does that bring in? Not much? Not for
the psychiatric industry. Along the exact same lines the pharmaceutical industry.
Did you know? Did you know? I can't speak for
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every state, but I bet you. If I dug into it,
I would find out the same thing you know about
all these tranny parades and tranny prides and all the
tranny stuff that goes on. Did you know that big
pharm of funds a lot of that stuff. Did you
know that? I wonder why that is. I wonder why
the industry that's going to have to sell you God
(24:38):
knows how many drugs the rest of your life wants
you to pretend to be the opposite sex and chop
your body up. You see what I mean? That's another
one of those wolves, and another one of those wolves.
Let's not discount this part of it. Is the doctors,
the nurses. Doctor woit's pay check. Two nurse wants a paycheck.
(25:03):
Two child tranny's a big money. The just sickness of
all this is that there's an innocent child who's confused,
a child who's been had the wrong stuff poured into
their eyes and ears, maybe watching the wrong things, listening
(25:24):
to the wrong people. Who knows. But the child is
completely innocent, and we have this pack of wolves that
have surrounded our kids here and destroyed them. It's really
sick and wrong. I want to do some emails. I
don't want to talk about this anymore. It makes me mad, Shogun.
Did you ever watch the mini series Generation Kill, A
(25:44):
Band of Brothers style series for the g WATT if so,
any thoughts. I read the book and watched it. I
thought it was decent, but I wasn't there. You know,
I never did actually watch that. I just I don't know.
That was probably too close to home for me. Rhetorical
oracle naked always talking about James Langford made his way
to Fox News on Sunday completely downplayed his role of
(26:06):
selling out America to we legals. When does he see
a reckoning? Well, I don't know that he will. Next year,
I believe yeah, next year. Next year, James Langford of
Oklahoma has a primary. It's very very early on, but
it looks like John Cornyn in Texas he might lose
his primary to Ken Paxton. That's a very good thing.
(26:27):
As of right now, John Cornan is way down in
the polls, so let's cross our fingers and hope. But
I don't know that James Langford is going to be
taken out in Oklahoma. I know when I trash James
Langford and he deserves it. Trying to hand out amnesty.
He's screwed us over at time and time again. Every
single time I bring up James Langford, I get an
(26:48):
email from people who've gone to church with him. They
met him. Oh you know it, No, James, he and
I did a Sunday pot luck after church. I don't
know why you yell at him because his wife.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Was so nice. She made the brownies and they were.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
This is the kind of crap we get from the
idiots on our side. Let me tell you something I
brought up at the beginning of the show. One of
the things that communists are most worried about, and I
briefly brought up Ed Martin, who Trump wants to be
the top attorney in DC. You remember the senator's names,
John Cornyn, Cassidy, Tillis. These senators are from red states.
(27:32):
Part of the reason we haven't been able to clean
out the DC gunk is because we can't get Ed
Martin in. And part of the reason we can't get
Ed Martin and we may not get him in at all,
is because of red state GOP senators. And part of
the reason we have Red state GOP senators like James
Langford is the GOP primary voter is too stupid and
(27:52):
lazy to get off his butt and go vote out
the scumbag who's currently sitting in office because they went
to church with him one time, because he ran some ads. Ha, No, Jesse,
you're wrong about him. I saw it ad and he
was with Trump, and he was standing in front of
the border wall. He's with us. This is the kind
of idiotic stuff that screws us time and time again.
(28:13):
I just did the direct line between not draining the
GOP swamp and the laziness and stupidity of the GOP
primary voter. So Texas will find out again next year
if we've gotten any smarter.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Oklahoma, you won't find out about you.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Next year and whether you've gotten any smarter, because if
it's going to be a legion of sixty five year
olds who went to church with James once and saw
him at the potluck, so they're voting for him, we
are completely screwed as a country. Red state GOP senators
are the ones keeping the door open for communism in
(28:52):
this country. They're the reason it infected everything and still
infects it today. You want to learn more about that.
What about the history of the ancient Christian Church. What
about Rome? Rise and fall of Rome is one of
those things that should be studied by everybody. Well, Hillsdale
(29:13):
College will teach you all this stuff at no costs free.
The Great Hillsdale College. They're offering more than forty online
courses for free. Their newest one is called Understanding Capitalism.
You will know way more about economics than well, sadly,
(29:35):
probably every teacher you have in seven lectures at no cost.
Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse is where you go to enroll.
It's easy to get started. Look, this is me, the
guy who doesn't do technology, and I'm here to tell
you it's easy to get started. Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse.
(29:57):
All right, we'll talk about the UK headlines and more. Next,
you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It
is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse
Kelly Show. On a fantastic Sinco de Mayo, Hoping you
(30:19):
celebrate with friends and family in a safe manner, not
hammering margaritas on a Monday you freaking drunk. Anyway, you
can email me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. The
UK it's a weird place, and they put out this list.
(30:40):
Chris gave it to me. I'm not gonna spend any
time on it of our most popular junk foods, And
a lot of the stuff is what you'd expect. But
I feel like sometimes British people that they're so bad
at eating so they don't understand food in general. Like
number one is pizza, Okay, I'll give you that one.
They said the number two most popular junk food is chili. Well,
(31:06):
chili is not even that popular for one, certainly not
number two. Two. It's not even bad for you. I mean,
I guess if you pour it on corn bread or
cinnamon rolls or something like that, you can make it
bad for you. But and number four is steak. What
kind of commy gobblet cook is This? Steak is like
(31:27):
the best thing for you in the world. It's just
straight up animal protein deliciousness. Steak is amazing for you
if we could afford it.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
We don't have steak iron I have steak two meals
a day.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I swear I would if I could, you know, it
would be nice. Chris a chef, have you ever thought
about that you like cooking? Well, I like watching Ob cook.
It's not that I don't It's not that I don't
like what Chris. I like cooking too in that way.
I like watching Ob. But don't you think it'd be
(31:59):
cool to just like order whatever you wanted from the chef.
I think that would be cool. I think if I
got what? Yeah, you don't think so? I know you
can do it with fast food. Why are you not
understanding the point? The point is I can do it
with the food inside of my house, and I would
hope he would be a good chef and somebody who can,
(32:19):
Hey make me some red lobster cheddarbay biskits stat and
he whip them up. What just have a small red
lobster at my house? Oh, don't think I even't thought
about it. Pal Oh, I forgot to tell you, Well,
I might as well tell you in front of everybody else.
Pretty rough rough thing happened. I can't believe I forgot
(32:40):
to say this last week or two weeks ago when
I took Remember I told you my oldest boy and
I were going out for dinner, a late dinner after
the show, and he requested I did not he requested
red lobster because I raised my boys. Right, So me
and James we went to Red Lobster. Now I hadn't
been to Red Lobster in a few months. They had
(33:03):
had that bankruptcy thing, and the one that was by
us was all kind of was closed, and it wasn't closed,
and it was real touch and go, but it was open.
Pull pull back in. Remember what I used to tell
everybody to order every time. Now everyone knows about the
cage and Cajun shrimp Alfredo and shrimp scampy. Everyone gets that.
Remember what I said, Not even a big salad guy, right,
(33:26):
not Pete Boudage. They had the best blue cheese in
the world. So I get a salad and I would
get their blue cheese dressing on it. They stopped selling it. Chris,
They don't say good. Where are you being like this?
It's not good at all. No, it's not gross. Blue
cheese is amazing, man, absolutely, mate, you're outside of your mind,
(33:48):
your oracle of Texas. Is this a good time for
China to invade Taiwan? Trump has them against the wall
with tariffs, so a war would force our hand. Are
we even and ready capable or willing to defend Taiwan? Well,
there's this thing. We won't spend forever on this because
it's foreign policy and I don't do a bunch of that.
But there's this thing that's kind of been hovering over
(34:11):
our heads. It always has been hovering over our heads,
and it's China wants Taiwan. China's wanted Taiwan since they
lost Taiwan. Remember, the nationalists fought a civil war with
the communists. Sadly the nationalists lost. The Nationalists ended up
on Formosa Taiwan, and the Communists had mainland China. Mao
(34:34):
Mao was going to cross the water and go get him,
and we told him he wasn't allowed to. Yeah, no,
you're not going to do that unless you'd run, like
to run into this little thing we call the navy,
and our navy was nothing anybody could challenge back then,
probably not now either. So they wanted Taiwan forever. They
still are trying to get there. But there are a
(34:57):
couple different things at play. First, Xijinping, the head of China, authoritarians, dictators.
They're never as all powerful as we seem to think
they are. Stalin would routinely, routinely have people murdered because
(35:18):
he thought he was going to be murdered because there
was always a risk of that that other people were
going to murder him. That's not all powerful. Hitler was
unbelievably paranoid. All these types seem to be this way.
Jixin Ping he doesn't trust his own military and thinks
there's a chance his military might rebel if he puts
(35:40):
them in a bad spot, and then he has no
power at all. Did you think it was an accident
that communists filled our military with what they filled it with,
always trying to put more loyal to loyalists in the military.
So that's one aspect of it. The other part of
it is we have been really wishy washy back in
vague if you will, on what our policy actually is
(36:04):
with Taiwan and China. If you listen to this president,
he'll tell you we're gonna step in and stop China
militarily if they stop it. If they start that war.
Then the next president or even the same president will say, well,
maybe not militarily, but they're not supposed to do that.
And in fact, I've asked every Chinese expert I know,
can you tell me what exactly is our policy? And
(36:27):
every one of them has told me honestly, Jesse, we
don't know. Nobody knows, China doesn't know, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
And now here's a headline, but you know, you know
the thing headlines.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
We didn't get to Elon Musk's doge downsizees irs and
now thirty one percent of the auditors have already quit.
That's awesome. Room buzz fill an emotional vacuum for owners.
That's extremely weird. Back in my day, if you wanted something,
(37:04):
if you wanted to form a connection with something that
cleaned your house, you found a wife. Un Chief urges
maximum restraint in India and Pakistan standoff. Yeah, well, I'm
sure there will be maximum restraint. I mean, after all,
those countries have famously gotten along for quite some time.
Trump administration set to pay illegal migrants one thousand dollars
(37:25):
to self deport I only brought this up to remind
you again to stop calling the migrants. We'll be back
tomorrow to do it again. That's all
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