May 30, 2025 • 37 mins
What's with Elon's black eye? Hitting the microphone. The maddening DEI that has infested the United States Secret Service. Typically, good people don’t get involved in politics. HALO jumps in Vietnam.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Fantastic Friday, and ask Doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna
talk about the fighting secret Service agents. First, we're gonna
discuss primary voting. Someone's upset, talk about POW's tater tots.
(00:34):
My goodness, we're all over the map on our final
hour of the Jesse Kelly Show this week. So before
we dig into tater tots and other things, I do
want to discuss the secret Service agent cat fight. This
guy said, Hey, Jesse, the cat fighting secret Service agents.
What do you want to bet at least one is
(00:54):
a ginger quit? Anyway? He says, PS, how do you
manage which they hit the mic so often with your
tiny hands? I wish you hadn't put that because Chris
gets upset all the time. Listen. I know it sounds bad. Chris, Okay,
I talk with my hands. Anyone who watches me do this,
(01:15):
and remember you can watch me do this at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. You can watch me do the radio show.
This is not something I just do for radio. I
talk with my hands. I I it's not just the
Tians that talk with their hands, Chris. Other people talk
with their hands. I don't know why I talk with
my hands, but I am very much a hand talker.
(01:37):
Because I'm a hand talker. I end up. I'm sure
you hear this during the show, Chris. Is that making
a noise? Can they hear it? They can hear it?
Are you upset? Is that upset you?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
When I do that, you should see how upset Chris
is getting. On occasion, every now and then, I will
touch the microphone. I think there has to be a
better solution, and nobody likes my solution, and I don't
think my solution can be implemented, but I will put
it out there. Here's what I dream of.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You know how I've told you before. I don't like
to sit for long periods of time. One. It's terrible
for you. It's worse than smoking. Everyone's it's just sitting
is terrible for you. Want to move and I hate sitting.
Like right now, if you're watching me do this, my
legs are doing the back and forth thing underneath the table.
My legs are twitching. I'm going to move. In between segments,
I get up and I move. I can't sit all
(02:32):
the time. It drives me crazy. On top of that,
speaking of driving people crazy, what I'm about to tell
you drives ob It drives my wife up the wall.
If I am thinking, and this includes if i'm thinking
through a conversation i'm having or thinking about what I'm saying,
(02:52):
I pace back and forth and back and forth. But
when I'm on the phone, I pace. I walk around
the room, back and forth, back and forth. And I'm
talking to her. She'll finally come on glude to just
be like, could you just stand still or just sit down?
She can't, can't deal with it, and it is annoying.
I feel bad for I get it. I want one
(03:13):
of those head microphones that the infomercial guys or the
megachurch pastors get, the wireless head microphones that I can
stand up while I do the radio show in pace
back and forth. I don't just want to stand I
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want to walk around while I do the show. Is
that not the most bonkers thing you've ever heard? And
I want it? And I want it bad?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Chris? Why do we have to bring up old stuff?
Chris brought up a little experiment we did one time,
he said, what about the one segment we ever did standing?
So this is not the very first time I've come
up with this idea because I like to stand and walk.
(04:04):
At one point they got me, well, there was this
super extendable microphone that would reach when I stand up,
and I'm tall. I'm six', eight so it had to reach.
High the problem, Was, chris the headphones we had were wired.
Headphones you Know i'm. True you Know i'm right about.
(04:24):
This and AS i was talking and, standing of COURSE
i talk with my. HANDS i THINK i made it
a minute into the episode before my hand hit the
chord where the headphones were plugged in. Unplugged the whole
chord just completely blew up the entire. SEGMENT i had
to sit down plug in the. CORD i think it
(04:46):
was dead. AIR i don't even remember at the. Time
we tried it, Once, Chris but you know who failed?
Then it wasn't, Me it was, you BECAUSE i know
it was. YOU i was not given the proper. Equipment, remember,
kids don't ever take responsibility for your. Actions when you're in,
Charge you pass off responsibility to those under. You that's.
(05:09):
Leadership What, chris what? Listen that's on. You they were
wireless headphones. Available. Whatever, anyway back to The Secret service
agents on a more serious, note we, want we want
The america we used to. Have in so many ways
it makes us sound old fashion or what would what
would be a word kids would, say? Reactionary maybe it
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would be a word kids would. Say but there are
things About america we miss and we long to have.
Again The Secret service is just yet another one of those.
Examples for all of my, Life i've looked up To
Secret service. Agents when you hear somebody's in The Secret,
service what do you? Picture you picture some fit dude
(05:54):
in a good looking suit with sunglasses, on and you
automatically know what do you know when you're looking at
the first thing pops in your. Mind that dude's highly,
trained that dude's in. SHAPE i bet he's a great.
Shot and not only, that that, dude that dude will
take a bullet for the. President if someone's going to
shoot the, president that guy will jump in front of
(06:14):
him and take a bullet for. Him and that's the
image we all. HAVE i have the same image you.
Do it's burnt into our. Brains we picture that. Dude
the problem is communism destroys. Everything and more, specifically let's
just go ahead and set the communism stuff. Aside diversity destroys.
(06:34):
Everything it is not our, strength it's always our. Weakness
the second you drop merit and you start hiring for
any other reason than, merit whatever you're hiring for will get.
Worse it doesn't matter what it. Is i've used a
million examples of this. Before the last ONE i can
think of is WHEN i, SAID i started my own burger,
(06:55):
shop and you, KNOW i have to. HIRE i have
to hire, CHEFS i have to hire suppliers and dry
and waiters and. Waitresses AND i have all this burger
shop of mine THAT i. STARTED i didn't really start,
it AND i just decide out of the, blue you know,
what we need more people with green. Eyes And i'm
not hiring anyone else unless they have green. Eyes AM
(07:17):
i going to get the best, cook best? Waiter AM
i going to get the best? Supplier of course, not
when you decide on these ridiculous. Things and that is
the hiring practice in The United states Of america. Today
employers will brag about. It they will brag we hired
so many. Women but what are you actually bragging? About
(07:37):
we stopped hiring. Men corporations will brag about you can't
believe how many black people we hired and other. Minorities,
well what are you actually, Saying, oh we blocked out white,
Men we're not hiring ready. Anymore And i'm not saying
we have a lack of. Whiteness What i'm saying is
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when any, organization The Secret service, included starts to try
to fill diversity quotas where you need so many gays
and so many, women you need so Many, asians got
to get Some indians in. There do we have enough black?
People the second you start looking at anything in life that,
way quotas for things that don't matter at, all your
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organization will rot and be. Destroyed and the exact same
thing has happened with The United States Secret. Service it's
been widely talked, about especially Since Butner, butler when The
republican nominee for president almost got his friggin head blown
off by an assassin who assumed a rooftop unmolested one
hundred and forty eight meters from the head of The
president of The United states Of. AMERICA i have No
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Secret service training. WHATSOEVER i have four years Of Marine
corps infantry training and me completely, untrained completely, untrained no
training at. All as A Secret service agent could have
stood on that stage and looked around and said that
rooftop's going to be a problem one hundred and forty
eight yards away an elevated position on the president of
(09:03):
The United states Of. America we need guys. THERE i
may not know all the Other Secret service stuff in
the ins and, outs But i'll tell you. THIS i understand,
sitelines AND i understand, elevation AND i understand one hundred
and forty eight. Meters it's something people can train to
do on the weekend and be ready in about a.
Month someone better go guard. That but The United States
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Secret service. Didn't how's that? Possible, honestly the ask was
about The Secret service. Agents this took place outside Of obama's,
Home Barack obama's former president of The United states Of.
America how many people do you think want to Murder Barack?
Obama foreign and. Domestic make a lot of enemies when you're.
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President so we Task Secret service to protect his. Life
and as much AS i Hate Barack, OBAMA i hope
his life is. PROTECTED i don't want him to. DIE
i don't want any harm to come to, him and
so we automatically get that image in our head that
there's that strapping dude in a suit standing out in
front Of obama's, mansion ready to take on any any
(10:10):
and all. Comers, ah there's some crazy gee. Hoti don't,
worry he'll probably use some jiu jitsu want. Him that's
not who's there at. All it's a bunch of diversity
hires packed it full of a bunch of women who can't,
shoot can't holster their, weapon probably sleeping with the. Supervisor workplace,
drama and they get in a physical altercation in the.
Driveway that's what happens with. Diversity, Congratulations but, hey you
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it is The Jesse Kelly show on A Fantastic, friday
and ask Doctor Jesse friday as we turned through all
the news And, okay So i'm going to address What
i'm going to call a rumor out there right. Now
there are it's a rumor coming from fairly reliable, sources
(12:36):
BUT i don't know if it's true or. Not Elon
musk did a big oval office thing With trump today
Where trump gave him a golden key to The White,
house which is. Hilarious that's the Most trump Thing i've ever.
Heard But trump was publicly thanking him for his, service
And elon's kind of stepping away and he's going back
To tesla and he's moving, on and we know that he's.
(12:59):
Frustrated we have all we understand all.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That But.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Elon musk had some sort of an eye. INJURY i
would call it a black. Eye it was kind of
on the. Side i've had a black eye like that
before WHEN i got hit the wrong, Way SO i
guess it's a black. Eye and there is a lot
of reporting out there That Elon musk got in a
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physical altercation over the government cuts or lack, thereof With Scott.
Pissent you know. Who Scott pisent, is The Treasury. Secretary
elon came in and in one hundred days did some
very important. Work and you, KNOW i characterize two. Principles,
okay you got, It Scott. Pisent and people were trying
(13:48):
to make a lot of, this and they're making a
lot of it for two. Reasons, one people love. Gossip
they just love. It you should avoid, THAT i should,
note but it is something humanity has always. Loved it's
not unique To america or our modern. Era people love
to traffic and, gossip especially when it's about the rich
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and the. Powerful oh did you hear he's got a drug?
Problem did you HEAR i heard they got a fight?
Behind did you? Like people love that. Stuff there's a
reason when you're in the grocery. Market when you're in
the grocery, market the grocery, store we're in the, supermarket
waiting at the checkout. Line all the, magazines virtually all
of them are women's gossip. Magazines oh the latest and
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the split between whoever it's you got. It that's one
of the reasons people love. It another reason people will
get interested in this stuff is they think of physical
altercation between men is the end of the. World it's.
All it's oftentimes treated like that by people who've never
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been in physical altercations at. All And i'm here to
tell you a it's not a great look when you're that. Age,
look it's understandable when you're, fifteen it's understandable when you're,
ten it's even understandable when you're twenty. Five about the
time you hit your, thirties, definitely when you hit your,
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forties and most definitely when you're in your fifties and.
Sixties you do what you have to do when the situation.
Arises but IF i have my, WAY i will never
punch another human being again in my. LIFE i have
received my last punch and delivered my last. Punch IF
i have my, way at some point you should probably
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set that. Aside, however men are not. Women i'm not
saying it's in any way, better But i'm also not
saying it's in any way. Worse sometimes with, men when
egos get fired, up testosterone gets fired, up sometimes it
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can get, physical and it's not the end of the.
World it's really. Not if all that turns out to be,
true and we may never, know but if all that
turns out to be, true And Elon musk And scott
perssent with throwing hands in the oval, office something like. That,
(16:23):
Okay i've told you. Before when you have a bunch
of TYPE amen involved in the same kind of, Project
TYPE a men are used to giving orders and having orders.
Followed they have ideas of where they want something to.
Go they give, orders they want it, done and most
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of their. Lives has been people doing. It Scott, percent
that's been his, life and that's some. Lackey Scott percent's
a big. Shot Elon musk richest man in the. WORLD
i don't know. WHAT i don't know how many companies he.
Has it's a lot of. THEM i think he has
like twelve over. Thirteen it's a lot of. Them Elon
musk has a bunch of people in his. Command he's
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used to saying jump and legions of people saying haw.
Hi Donald, trump he's.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
The freaking billionaire real estate, mogul former and Current president
of The United states Of, america got a big, Ego
like all all those other guys were talking.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
About trump is used to giving an order and having
an order. Followed and there's, more right or there's more
in this. Administration Marco, rubio remember we, report we didn't.
Report someone else reported, it but we talked about that
story Of rubio And elon allegedly allegedly got into it
in a really bad way where they're arguing back Were.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rubio's The United States senator From. Florida senators have stafford
more staffords than you can. Imagine rubio is used to giving,
orders having disorders. Followed when you get a bunch of
guys like that in the same, room on the same, team.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
They're going to. Disagree maybe maybe they add one too many.
Cocktails MAYBE i don't, know maybe it escalated to a
point where it got. Physical, Again i'm not recommending, it
And i'm not celebrating, it but it also ain't the
end of the. World they probably shook hands this, morning
had a morning beer over the whole, thing and called
(18:21):
it a. Day let's not stress about. It let's move.
On let's get back to the important, stuff asked Doctor Jesse.
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jesse At jesse kellyshow dot. Com So jewish Producer chris
has given me crap about Saying Elon musk And Scott
descent probably had a morning beer and worked. Out. LISTEN
i wasn't encouraging anybody to have a morning. Beer that's
not WHAT i was. SAYING i was MAYBE i, misspoke
BUT i was, thinking you wake up the next. Day
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it's happened to. Me before you wake up the next.
Day you don't really want to say sorry because your
dudes and you don't want to say, sorry and he
doesn't want to say. Sorry and so when you, say, hey,
man let's go get a, beer you know what that?
Is that's you saying sorry and he's saying. Sorry What,
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chris WAS i in the desert at the. Time, yeah, absolutely,
yes yes on. Occasion, look it doesn't have to be.
Beer it can be a tea or something like. THAT
i just meant they probably already made. Up dudes oftentimes
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make up after they trade hands with. Somebody it's how we're.
Built it looks completely fore into ladies and people who've
never been in a, Fight but that's just how it. Is.
Jesse you talk about importance of primary. Voting what's the
use in primary voting when there's only one name to
Choose virginia governor primaries In, june there's only one name
on the ballots or on so. Forth what is this
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and how can ordinary working people change? It both political
parties seem to be working together to select the. OFFICEHOLDERS
i am not going to say you're wrong about what
the parties. Do what the political parties, do how they
do get, involved and they do put their finger on the,
scale and they do push money in resources to the
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one they want and they'll try to starve out the.
OUTSIDER i know, This it happened to. Me REMEMBER i
told YOU i faced exactly that mountain WHEN i ran
For congress In. Arizona the ESTABLISHMENT gop put everything against
me in that, primary all the, money all the. Everything
we had nothing scraping to get. By SO i get.
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IT i know what you're saying is. True, however normal
people don't get. Involved oftentimes normal people don't get. Involved
they leave politics to the evil people who do the.
Selecting and then they sit back and, say why does everything?
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Suck everything sucks because idiots in losers and horrible people
occupy political. Office why because good people don't? Run good
people don't. Run, now oftentimes good people don't. Run there
are good people who, do and good people who are,
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elected who've been. Elected good people think to, THEMSELVES i
don't have, time and maybe you, don't but maybe you.
Do they THINK i don't have. Money, OKAY i didn't
have any money WHEN i. Ran gotta go raise, it
gotta go ask people for. Money hey put five bucks
in AN. Mvp need some. Money good people think they're not.
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QUALIFIED i get that all the time from. People you
look at government officials, state, local, federal and they have
suits on. Them they even have oftentimes little pins to
make sure they make sure you know that they're super.
Important and look at that they have a. Staff and
they're using all these, words big. Words haven't you heard
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a bunch of big words lately when it comes to the? Bill,
oh after, all we have to go through, reconciliation and
then there's discretionary versus non. Discretionary and if you look
at the budget caps and the high, yields and they
use all these, words and you're thinking to, yourself, WELL
i don't even know what any of those words. MEAN
i can't run for. Office i'm not super smart and
educated like that. Guy have met all these. People they're all,
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morons all of, them well not all of, them but
most of them are complete and utter. Morons you're completely,
qualified completely, Qualified, chris or maybe Not, chris but most
people are. Qualified run for, office not Governor. Virginia you
can if you, want but run for. Office we need,
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you not another one of. Them we need. You normal
people don't, run and normal people can defeat the. Establishment
it can, happen because it's happened many many many times,
before many times. Before did it myself with a whole
lot of, help keep in, mind BUT i did it.
Myself regarding Your Memorial day, PROGRAM i read some time
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ago that shortly After President reagan was, elected he tried
to get the Remaining vietnam POWs, released and All vietnam
wanted was. Money do you believe there were any POWs
that never returned. Home this is a subject THAT I
i hesitate to touch on BECAUSE i know for a
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fact there are people listening who have somebody who's currently
missing an. Action and maybe you're rolling your eyes at
that and, say oh, Gosh, jesse It's. Vietnam if we're
talking about A vietnam M I a, Guy, jesse It's.
Vietnam they're dead by. Now, yeah but the pain is
still there and not having that closure it really hurts.
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People it hurts. Bad those those pow M I a
flags you see people FIND i love those. Flags it's
a way to. REMEMBER i will say this about most,
POWs though most M I a pow M I i'm
emerging the two. Worlds the M I a the missing
in action classified as missing missing in action on, occasion,
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yes that's somebody who has been. Captured but almost all
of those. Guys the vast majority of the m i
as are dead. People they're dead people, who for one
reason or, another the body couldn't be recovered without the,
body without a confirmation of, death you have to list
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them as missing an action at least for some. Time
and this is On. Guadalcanal we had guys eaten by
crocodiles during The World War two in The, pacific we
had GUYS i read one story ABOUT i think it was.
Army army guys just down by the water soaping up
dudes in the. Water croc takes, him, gone. Goodbye what
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do you do with? That and AND i don't want
to be too forward about. THIS i know how RUDE
i can. Be sometimes the bodies are blown to. Bits
they Are you ever Read World War one, stories you'll know.
This we talked about it about The World War One italian,
campaign but it was on every. Front artillery is an amazing.
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Thing artillery can kill you without a piece of shrapnel touching.
You just the concussion can kill. You but think about
all the explosive material and shrapnel in the. Air artillery
shells will decimate a human, body and guys in the
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trenches would be digging, trenches filling, sandbags and you find
someone's hand and you don't even know whose it, is somebody's,
head somebody's foot that it lands and he's just. Gone
and plus don't think that somebody's watching the whole. Time
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maybe you're sitting there, thinking, well, yeah well someone saw
the artillery. Shell, no it's so loud and confusing with
things going on all around. You, no you don't see
everything at. All you're looking one, way you turn, around
there was an. Explosion your buddy's, gone but his boot's still,
there and you never see him. Again that's how it
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goes with regards to The vietnamese. POW's we know they kept.
POW's we know. THAT I i hope they. Died to
be honest with, you at some point in, time if
you're kept in these terrible, conditions And vietnam, was they
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really wanted to keep it. Quiet they didn't want to
advertise that the world they still held our. Guys so
where do they drag? Them you drag them out to
the jungle where you can't be. OBSERVED i hope they
didn't suffer for too. Long it's more, specific And i'm
not SAYING i hope they. DIED i hope they didn't
suffer for too. Long where some left. Behind there's no
question about, it no question about. It but on the
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darkest WAY i can possibly make something sound. Optimistic MOST
mia are. Dead they just they couldn't find. Them all,
Right let's do one more, segment then let's go to the. Weekend.
Next feeling a little, stocky follow like and subscribe on
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Show final segment Of The Jesse Kelly show on a,
wonderful Wonderful. FRIDAY i hope you get ready to enjoy your.
Weekend one final word on THE mia stuff before we
get back to some more questions and things like. That for,
instance just what we were talking. About you know how
On monday we did Our Memorial day show and we
did some talk About vietnam AND MAC vsog and things like. That,
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well you, know we were discussing they were generally go Into,
Laos cambodia by. Helicopter he lo's fly him, in he
lows get him. Out at some point they decided to
attempt something you've heard of by, now a halo. Jump
halo jump that means high altitude low. Opening it's big
(29:43):
fancy special operation. Stuff don't, WORRY i never came close
to doing any of that kind of. Stuff that's B
k would have done that kind of Stuff halo, jump
only now no one had really done. It so they
decided to try it because getting in by heilo was so.
Dangerous what if we could just drop him in a.
Night they did not do many of them because it
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was so. Experimental guys were getting. Hurt one guy had
a mine in his backpack that armed somehow in the,
air and when he, landed it went off and he
blew off his butt. Off and, look that's one of
the more lighthearted. Ones but back to THE mia. Thing
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Sergeant Madson strolline Or, Stroline i'm not sure how to
say his last, Name Madison. Stroline he was on one
of these First halo jumps and his, team because of
the weather in the brain and everything, else got. Scattered
forever he, lands gets caught in a, tree happens all the,
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time breaks his. Arm they couldn't find. Him they're looking for,
Him they're looking for, Him they're looking for. Him, now remember,
This The North vietnamese really wanted to get their hands
on The MacFee saw. Guys they had hunter killer. Teams
they were trying to find out what these teams, were
what they knew where they were. Going they were trying
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to stop them and kill. Them when they got To stroline's,
gear he was nowhere to be. Found his, weapon his main,
weapon was on the. Ground there was evidence of some
kind of a, firefight but he was. Gone and ACTUALLY
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i read a. BOOK i forget which one of the
books it. Was it might have been We, FEW i
think it was We, few but it might have Been
whispers in the tall grass of one of the Bright light.
Teams remember the Bright light teams were the rescue teams
they sent out if the MacFee saw guys were in.
TROUBLE i read a book by the Bright light. Guy
one of the guys who was on the Bright light teams,
said they, looked they, looked they, looked and he was
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just gone and he was never seen. Again, now if
The North vietnamese got their hands on that, guy they're
probably not going to kill, him, right that would actually
be really. Stupid they're gonna want to take that guy
someplace and hold him for, leverage or god, forbid some
sort of terrible interrogation but but that's how that. Goes
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sometimes they're just, gone and you know that guy's dead by.
Now by, now he's, dead long, dead Lord Lord. Willing
he died quickly. Afterwards, well you don't, Know you don't.
Know but that's why that mia stuff is so powerful
and so meaningful to. People and those who don't think
of it in that, way which is, understandable don't really get.
It why all the pow mia. Flags that's why the,
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families the families left, behind have all this uncertainty and,
pain and that's why it's really for. Them, anyway back
to the, questions doctor ka me Destroyer, jesse how do
you like your tater? TOTS i like them. Crunchy, well
potatoes in general are better the smaller and crunchier they.
Get tater tots should be crunchy. Fries don't you ever
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try to serve me wedge from make them, thin make
them crispy hash. Browns even REMEMBER i told YOU i
took the boys a waffle house the other. Day they
don't have to be all. Crunchy there better be a
layer of crunch hash brown on top of the other hash.
Browns potatoes should be. Crunchy you sit, down you eat
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you didn't? KNOW i dabbled in. Friends isn't it just a? House, No,
chris it's a. CHATEAU i wouldn't expect you to. Understand
you're not sophisticated. Enough she wants me to select one
of the five activities while we're, there horseback, riding wine, tasting, cooking, class,
yoga or. Massages i've tried everything except with yoga and.
Massages i'm leaning towards. Massages AM i wrong on? This?
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WELL i guess it all depends on who you. Massaging
you talk a lot about the twenty million illegals left
by The biden. Administration how are we going to get
them all? Out, well it's going to take. TIME i,
too am frustrated with the pace of. Deportations The trump,
administration to their, credit is frustrated with the pace of.
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Deportations they are trying everything in their power to get
as many out as humanly. Possible but always remember that
we cannot destroy or we cannot rebuild as fast as
the communist. Destroys we. Cannot they bring in twenty. Million
if we're, lucky we'll deport four. Five, maybe, WELL i
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may have had to drop algebra a couple times in community,
college but EVEN i know that doesn't pencil out very.
Well if fifteen million of them get to, stay we
have to stay focused and it's going to take. Time
it takes time time to root people out of. Society and,
remember it's all that much more challenging because the blue,
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area The Democrat party wants these people. Here they're very
open about. That the media wants them. Here The Democrat
party wants them. Here blue, states blue cities want them.
Here so it's not as if you wake up today
and you're in illegal From venezuela and you know you're
in hostile. Territory if you're in my area Of, texas
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you may be in hostile. Territory if you're In, florida
you may be in hostile. Territory if you're In San,
francisco not going anywhere you're on friendly. Ground there are
sanctuaries for illegals in this country because The Democrat party is.
Evil it's just all there is to. It DEAR ceo
Of Jesse's Jerk, service we're not calling it. That i've
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been faithfully listening to your show for some, time and
know you've been selling ads FOR iq Since Bernad, Chuck Relief, Factor,
greens and the list goes. On do you still personally
use the products you do not? Advertise if, so which?
Ones just. Curious i'm trying to. Think i'm trying to
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think because we've had these ones for so, long and
these are all the, ones all the ones we DO i,
USE i won't do it if IF i don't use.
It have you ever hear any of you selling jer
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It i'm trying to think that's actually a good, question
ONE i probably should have addressed before the end of the. Show,
anyway you should go enjoy your. Weekend that's. All
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Fantastic Friday, and ask Doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna
talk about the fighting secret Service agents. First, we're gonna
discuss primary voting. Someone's upset, talk about POW's tater tots.
(00:34):
My goodness, we're all over the map on our final
hour of the Jesse Kelly Show this week. So before
we dig into tater tots and other things, I do
want to discuss the secret Service agent cat fight. This
guy said, Hey, Jesse, the cat fighting secret Service agents.
What do you want to bet at least one is
(00:54):
a ginger quit? Anyway? He says, PS, how do you
manage which they hit the mic so often with your
tiny hands? I wish you hadn't put that because Chris
gets upset all the time. Listen. I know it sounds bad. Chris, Okay,
I talk with my hands. Anyone who watches me do this,
(01:15):
and remember you can watch me do this at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. You can watch me do the radio show.
This is not something I just do for radio. I
talk with my hands. I I it's not just the
Tians that talk with their hands, Chris. Other people talk
with their hands. I don't know why I talk with
my hands, but I am very much a hand talker.
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Because I'm a hand talker. I end up. I'm sure
you hear this during the show, Chris. Is that making
a noise? Can they hear it? They can hear it?
Are you upset? Is that upset you?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
When I do that, you should see how upset Chris
is getting. On occasion, every now and then, I will
touch the microphone. I think there has to be a
better solution, and nobody likes my solution, and I don't
think my solution can be implemented, but I will put
it out there. Here's what I dream of.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You know how I've told you before. I don't like
to sit for long periods of time. One. It's terrible
for you. It's worse than smoking. Everyone's it's just sitting
is terrible for you. Want to move and I hate sitting.
Like right now, if you're watching me do this, my
legs are doing the back and forth thing underneath the table.
My legs are twitching. I'm going to move. In between segments,
I get up and I move. I can't sit all
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the time. It drives me crazy. On top of that,
speaking of driving people crazy, what I'm about to tell
you drives ob It drives my wife up the wall.
If I am thinking, and this includes if i'm thinking
through a conversation i'm having or thinking about what I'm saying,
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I pace back and forth and back and forth. But
when I'm on the phone, I pace. I walk around
the room, back and forth, back and forth. And I'm
talking to her. She'll finally come on glude to just
be like, could you just stand still or just sit down?
She can't, can't deal with it, and it is annoying.
I feel bad for I get it. I want one
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of those head microphones that the infomercial guys or the
megachurch pastors get, the wireless head microphones that I can
stand up while I do the radio show in pace
back and forth. I don't just want to stand I
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want to walk around while I do the show. Is
that not the most bonkers thing you've ever heard? And
I want it? And I want it bad?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Chris?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Chris? Why do we have to bring up old stuff?
Chris brought up a little experiment we did one time,
he said, what about the one segment we ever did standing?
So this is not the very first time I've come
up with this idea because I like to stand and walk.
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At one point they got me, well, there was this
super extendable microphone that would reach when I stand up,
and I'm tall. I'm six', eight so it had to reach.
High the problem, Was, chris the headphones we had were wired.
Headphones you Know i'm. True you Know i'm right about.
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This and AS i was talking and, standing of COURSE
i talk with my. HANDS i THINK i made it
a minute into the episode before my hand hit the
chord where the headphones were plugged in. Unplugged the whole
chord just completely blew up the entire. SEGMENT i had
to sit down plug in the. CORD i think it
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was dead. AIR i don't even remember at the. Time
we tried it, Once, Chris but you know who failed?
Then it wasn't, Me it was, you BECAUSE i know
it was. YOU i was not given the proper. Equipment, remember,
kids don't ever take responsibility for your. Actions when you're in,
Charge you pass off responsibility to those under. You that's.
(05:09):
Leadership What, chris what? Listen that's on. You they were
wireless headphones. Available. Whatever, anyway back to The Secret service
agents on a more serious, note we, want we want
The america we used to. Have in so many ways
it makes us sound old fashion or what would what
would be a word kids would, say? Reactionary maybe it
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would be a word kids would. Say but there are
things About america we miss and we long to have.
Again The Secret service is just yet another one of those.
Examples for all of my, Life i've looked up To
Secret service. Agents when you hear somebody's in The Secret,
service what do you? Picture you picture some fit dude
(05:54):
in a good looking suit with sunglasses, on and you
automatically know what do you know when you're looking at
the first thing pops in your. Mind that dude's highly,
trained that dude's in. SHAPE i bet he's a great.
Shot and not only, that that, dude that dude will
take a bullet for the. President if someone's going to
shoot the, president that guy will jump in front of
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him and take a bullet for. Him and that's the
image we all. HAVE i have the same image you.
Do it's burnt into our. Brains we picture that. Dude
the problem is communism destroys. Everything and more, specifically let's
just go ahead and set the communism stuff. Aside diversity destroys.
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Everything it is not our, strength it's always our. Weakness
the second you drop merit and you start hiring for
any other reason than, merit whatever you're hiring for will get.
Worse it doesn't matter what it. Is i've used a
million examples of this. Before the last ONE i can
think of is WHEN i, SAID i started my own burger,
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shop and you, KNOW i have to. HIRE i have
to hire, CHEFS i have to hire suppliers and dry
and waiters and. Waitresses AND i have all this burger
shop of mine THAT i. STARTED i didn't really start,
it AND i just decide out of the, blue you know,
what we need more people with green. Eyes And i'm
not hiring anyone else unless they have green. Eyes AM
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i going to get the best, cook best? Waiter AM
i going to get the best? Supplier of course, not
when you decide on these ridiculous. Things and that is
the hiring practice in The United states Of america. Today
employers will brag about. It they will brag we hired
so many. Women but what are you actually bragging? About
(07:37):
we stopped hiring. Men corporations will brag about you can't
believe how many black people we hired and other. Minorities,
well what are you actually, Saying, oh we blocked out white,
Men we're not hiring ready. Anymore And i'm not saying
we have a lack of. Whiteness What i'm saying is
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when any, organization The Secret service, included starts to try
to fill diversity quotas where you need so many gays
and so many, women you need so Many, asians got
to get Some indians in. There do we have enough black?
People the second you start looking at anything in life that,
way quotas for things that don't matter at, all your
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organization will rot and be. Destroyed and the exact same
thing has happened with The United States Secret. Service it's
been widely talked, about especially Since Butner, butler when The
republican nominee for president almost got his friggin head blown
off by an assassin who assumed a rooftop unmolested one
hundred and forty eight meters from the head of The
president of The United states Of. AMERICA i have No
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Secret service training. WHATSOEVER i have four years Of Marine
corps infantry training and me completely, untrained completely, untrained no
training at. All as A Secret service agent could have
stood on that stage and looked around and said that
rooftop's going to be a problem one hundred and forty
eight yards away an elevated position on the president of
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The United states Of. America we need guys. THERE i
may not know all the Other Secret service stuff in
the ins and, outs But i'll tell you. THIS i understand,
sitelines AND i understand, elevation AND i understand one hundred
and forty eight. Meters it's something people can train to
do on the weekend and be ready in about a.
Month someone better go guard. That but The United States
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Secret service. Didn't how's that? Possible, honestly the ask was
about The Secret service. Agents this took place outside Of obama's,
Home Barack obama's former president of The United states Of.
America how many people do you think want to Murder Barack?
Obama foreign and. Domestic make a lot of enemies when you're.
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President so we Task Secret service to protect his. Life
and as much AS i Hate Barack, OBAMA i hope
his life is. PROTECTED i don't want him to. DIE
i don't want any harm to come to, him and
so we automatically get that image in our head that
there's that strapping dude in a suit standing out in
front Of obama's, mansion ready to take on any any
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and all. Comers, ah there's some crazy gee. Hoti don't,
worry he'll probably use some jiu jitsu want. Him that's
not who's there at. All it's a bunch of diversity
hires packed it full of a bunch of women who can't,
shoot can't holster their, weapon probably sleeping with the. Supervisor workplace,
drama and they get in a physical altercation in the.
Driveway that's what happens with. Diversity, Congratulations but, hey you
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it is The Jesse Kelly show on A Fantastic, friday
and ask Doctor Jesse friday as we turned through all
the news And, okay So i'm going to address What
i'm going to call a rumor out there right. Now
there are it's a rumor coming from fairly reliable, sources
(12:36):
BUT i don't know if it's true or. Not Elon
musk did a big oval office thing With trump today
Where trump gave him a golden key to The White,
house which is. Hilarious that's the Most trump Thing i've ever.
Heard But trump was publicly thanking him for his, service
And elon's kind of stepping away and he's going back
To tesla and he's moving, on and we know that he's.
(12:59):
Frustrated we have all we understand all.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That But.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Elon musk had some sort of an eye. INJURY i
would call it a black. Eye it was kind of
on the. Side i've had a black eye like that
before WHEN i got hit the wrong, Way SO i
guess it's a black. Eye and there is a lot
of reporting out there That Elon musk got in a
(13:25):
physical altercation over the government cuts or lack, thereof With Scott.
Pissent you know. Who Scott pisent, is The Treasury. Secretary
elon came in and in one hundred days did some
very important. Work and you, KNOW i characterize two. Principles,
okay you got, It Scott. Pisent and people were trying
(13:48):
to make a lot of, this and they're making a
lot of it for two. Reasons, one people love. Gossip
they just love. It you should avoid, THAT i should,
note but it is something humanity has always. Loved it's
not unique To america or our modern. Era people love
to traffic and, gossip especially when it's about the rich
(14:12):
and the. Powerful oh did you hear he's got a drug?
Problem did you HEAR i heard they got a fight?
Behind did you? Like people love that. Stuff there's a
reason when you're in the grocery. Market when you're in
the grocery, market the grocery, store we're in the, supermarket
waiting at the checkout. Line all the, magazines virtually all
of them are women's gossip. Magazines oh the latest and
(14:35):
the split between whoever it's you got. It that's one
of the reasons people love. It another reason people will
get interested in this stuff is they think of physical
altercation between men is the end of the. World it's.
All it's oftentimes treated like that by people who've never
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been in physical altercations at. All And i'm here to
tell you a it's not a great look when you're that. Age,
look it's understandable when you're, fifteen it's understandable when you're,
ten it's even understandable when you're twenty. Five about the
time you hit your, thirties, definitely when you hit your,
(15:19):
forties and most definitely when you're in your fifties and.
Sixties you do what you have to do when the situation.
Arises but IF i have my, WAY i will never
punch another human being again in my. LIFE i have
received my last punch and delivered my last. Punch IF
i have my, way at some point you should probably
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set that. Aside, however men are not. Women i'm not
saying it's in any way, better But i'm also not
saying it's in any way. Worse sometimes with, men when
egos get fired, up testosterone gets fired, up sometimes it
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can get, physical and it's not the end of the.
World it's really. Not if all that turns out to be,
true and we may never, know but if all that
turns out to be, true And Elon musk And scott
perssent with throwing hands in the oval, office something like. That,
(16:23):
Okay i've told you. Before when you have a bunch
of TYPE amen involved in the same kind of, Project
TYPE a men are used to giving orders and having orders.
Followed they have ideas of where they want something to.
Go they give, orders they want it, done and most
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of their. Lives has been people doing. It Scott, percent
that's been his, life and that's some. Lackey Scott percent's
a big. Shot Elon musk richest man in the. WORLD
i don't know. WHAT i don't know how many companies he.
Has it's a lot of. THEM i think he has
like twelve over. Thirteen it's a lot of. Them Elon
musk has a bunch of people in his. Command he's
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used to saying jump and legions of people saying haw.
Hi Donald, trump he's.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
The freaking billionaire real estate, mogul former and Current president
of The United states Of, america got a big, Ego
like all all those other guys were talking.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
About trump is used to giving an order and having
an order. Followed and there's, more right or there's more
in this. Administration Marco, rubio remember we, report we didn't.
Report someone else reported, it but we talked about that
story Of rubio And elon allegedly allegedly got into it
in a really bad way where they're arguing back Were.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rubio's The United States senator From. Florida senators have stafford
more staffords than you can. Imagine rubio is used to giving,
orders having disorders. Followed when you get a bunch of
guys like that in the same, room on the same, team.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
They're going to. Disagree maybe maybe they add one too many.
Cocktails MAYBE i don't, know maybe it escalated to a
point where it got. Physical, Again i'm not recommending, it
And i'm not celebrating, it but it also ain't the
end of the. World they probably shook hands this, morning
had a morning beer over the whole, thing and called
(18:21):
it a. Day let's not stress about. It let's move.
On let's get back to the important, stuff asked Doctor Jesse.
Friday and the pain in your. Life if you wake
up with the black, eye that would. Hurt but the
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jesse At jesse kellyshow dot. Com So jewish Producer chris
has given me crap about Saying Elon musk And Scott
descent probably had a morning beer and worked. Out. LISTEN
i wasn't encouraging anybody to have a morning. Beer that's
not WHAT i was. SAYING i was MAYBE i, misspoke
BUT i was, thinking you wake up the next. Day
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it's happened to. Me before you wake up the next.
Day you don't really want to say sorry because your
dudes and you don't want to say, sorry and he
doesn't want to say. Sorry and so when you, say, hey,
man let's go get a, beer you know what that?
Is that's you saying sorry and he's saying. Sorry What,
(20:33):
chris WAS i in the desert at the. Time, yeah, absolutely,
yes yes on. Occasion, look it doesn't have to be.
Beer it can be a tea or something like. THAT
i just meant they probably already made. Up dudes oftentimes
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make up after they trade hands with. Somebody it's how we're.
Built it looks completely fore into ladies and people who've
never been in a, Fight but that's just how it. Is.
Jesse you talk about importance of primary. Voting what's the
use in primary voting when there's only one name to
Choose virginia governor primaries In, june there's only one name
on the ballots or on so. Forth what is this
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and how can ordinary working people change? It both political
parties seem to be working together to select the. OFFICEHOLDERS
i am not going to say you're wrong about what
the parties. Do what the political parties, do how they
do get, involved and they do put their finger on the,
scale and they do push money in resources to the
(21:38):
one they want and they'll try to starve out the.
OUTSIDER i know, This it happened to. Me REMEMBER i
told YOU i faced exactly that mountain WHEN i ran
For congress In. Arizona the ESTABLISHMENT gop put everything against
me in that, primary all the, money all the. Everything
we had nothing scraping to get. By SO i get.
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IT i know what you're saying is. True, however normal
people don't get. Involved oftentimes normal people don't get. Involved
they leave politics to the evil people who do the.
Selecting and then they sit back and, say why does everything?
(22:22):
Suck everything sucks because idiots in losers and horrible people
occupy political. Office why because good people don't? Run good
people don't. Run, now oftentimes good people don't. Run there
are good people who, do and good people who are,
(22:43):
elected who've been. Elected good people think to, THEMSELVES i
don't have, time and maybe you, don't but maybe you.
Do they THINK i don't have. Money, OKAY i didn't
have any money WHEN i. Ran gotta go raise, it
gotta go ask people for. Money hey put five bucks
in AN. Mvp need some. Money good people think they're not.
(23:03):
QUALIFIED i get that all the time from. People you
look at government officials, state, local, federal and they have
suits on. Them they even have oftentimes little pins to
make sure they make sure you know that they're super.
Important and look at that they have a. Staff and
they're using all these, words big. Words haven't you heard
(23:24):
a bunch of big words lately when it comes to the? Bill,
oh after, all we have to go through, reconciliation and
then there's discretionary versus non. Discretionary and if you look
at the budget caps and the high, yields and they
use all these, words and you're thinking to, yourself, WELL
i don't even know what any of those words. MEAN
i can't run for. Office i'm not super smart and
educated like that. Guy have met all these. People they're all,
(23:44):
morons all of, them well not all of, them but
most of them are complete and utter. Morons you're completely,
qualified completely, Qualified, chris or maybe Not, chris but most
people are. Qualified run for, office not Governor. Virginia you
can if you, want but run for. Office we need,
(24:05):
you not another one of. Them we need. You normal
people don't, run and normal people can defeat the. Establishment
it can, happen because it's happened many many many times,
before many times. Before did it myself with a whole
lot of, help keep in, mind BUT i did it.
Myself regarding Your Memorial day, PROGRAM i read some time
(24:29):
ago that shortly After President reagan was, elected he tried
to get the Remaining vietnam POWs, released and All vietnam
wanted was. Money do you believe there were any POWs
that never returned. Home this is a subject THAT I
i hesitate to touch on BECAUSE i know for a
(24:51):
fact there are people listening who have somebody who's currently
missing an. Action and maybe you're rolling your eyes at
that and, say oh, Gosh, jesse It's. Vietnam if we're
talking about A vietnam M I a, Guy, jesse It's.
Vietnam they're dead by. Now, yeah but the pain is
still there and not having that closure it really hurts.
(25:18):
People it hurts. Bad those those pow M I a
flags you see people FIND i love those. Flags it's
a way to. REMEMBER i will say this about most,
POWs though most M I a pow M I i'm
emerging the two. Worlds the M I a the missing
in action classified as missing missing in action on, occasion,
(25:41):
yes that's somebody who has been. Captured but almost all
of those. Guys the vast majority of the m i
as are dead. People they're dead people, who for one
reason or, another the body couldn't be recovered without the,
body without a confirmation of, death you have to list
(26:03):
them as missing an action at least for some. Time
and this is On. Guadalcanal we had guys eaten by
crocodiles during The World War two in The, pacific we
had GUYS i read one story ABOUT i think it was.
Army army guys just down by the water soaping up
dudes in the. Water croc takes, him, gone. Goodbye what
(26:26):
do you do with? That and AND i don't want
to be too forward about. THIS i know how RUDE
i can. Be sometimes the bodies are blown to. Bits
they Are you ever Read World War one, stories you'll know.
This we talked about it about The World War One italian,
campaign but it was on every. Front artillery is an amazing.
(26:49):
Thing artillery can kill you without a piece of shrapnel touching.
You just the concussion can kill. You but think about
all the explosive material and shrapnel in the. Air artillery
shells will decimate a human, body and guys in the
(27:12):
trenches would be digging, trenches filling, sandbags and you find
someone's hand and you don't even know whose it, is somebody's,
head somebody's foot that it lands and he's just. Gone
and plus don't think that somebody's watching the whole. Time
(27:33):
maybe you're sitting there, thinking, well, yeah well someone saw
the artillery. Shell, no it's so loud and confusing with
things going on all around. You, no you don't see
everything at. All you're looking one, way you turn, around
there was an. Explosion your buddy's, gone but his boot's still,
there and you never see him. Again that's how it
(27:53):
goes with regards to The vietnamese. POW's we know they kept.
POW's we know. THAT I i hope they. Died to
be honest with, you at some point in, time if
you're kept in these terrible, conditions And vietnam, was they
(28:13):
really wanted to keep it. Quiet they didn't want to
advertise that the world they still held our. Guys so
where do they drag? Them you drag them out to
the jungle where you can't be. OBSERVED i hope they
didn't suffer for too. Long it's more, specific And i'm
not SAYING i hope they. DIED i hope they didn't
suffer for too. Long where some left. Behind there's no
question about, it no question about. It but on the
(28:37):
darkest WAY i can possibly make something sound. Optimistic MOST
mia are. Dead they just they couldn't find. Them all,
Right let's do one more, segment then let's go to the. Weekend.
Next feeling a little, stocky follow like and subscribe on
social At Jesse kelly's. Show it is The Jesse Kelly.
(28:58):
Show final segment Of The Jesse Kelly show on a,
wonderful Wonderful. FRIDAY i hope you get ready to enjoy your.
Weekend one final word on THE mia stuff before we
get back to some more questions and things like. That for,
instance just what we were talking. About you know how
On monday we did Our Memorial day show and we
did some talk About vietnam AND MAC vsog and things like. That,
(29:21):
well you, know we were discussing they were generally go Into,
Laos cambodia by. Helicopter he lo's fly him, in he
lows get him. Out at some point they decided to
attempt something you've heard of by, now a halo. Jump
halo jump that means high altitude low. Opening it's big
(29:43):
fancy special operation. Stuff don't, WORRY i never came close
to doing any of that kind of. Stuff that's B
k would have done that kind of Stuff halo, jump
only now no one had really done. It so they
decided to try it because getting in by heilo was so.
Dangerous what if we could just drop him in a.
Night they did not do many of them because it
(30:04):
was so. Experimental guys were getting. Hurt one guy had
a mine in his backpack that armed somehow in the,
air and when he, landed it went off and he
blew off his butt. Off and, look that's one of
the more lighthearted. Ones but back to THE mia. Thing
(30:25):
Sergeant Madson strolline Or, Stroline i'm not sure how to
say his last, Name Madison. Stroline he was on one
of these First halo jumps and his, team because of
the weather in the brain and everything, else got. Scattered
forever he, lands gets caught in a, tree happens all the,
(30:46):
time breaks his. Arm they couldn't find. Him they're looking for,
Him they're looking for, Him they're looking for. Him, now remember,
This The North vietnamese really wanted to get their hands
on The MacFee saw. Guys they had hunter killer. Teams
they were trying to find out what these teams, were
what they knew where they were. Going they were trying
(31:07):
to stop them and kill. Them when they got To stroline's,
gear he was nowhere to be. Found his, weapon his main,
weapon was on the. Ground there was evidence of some
kind of a, firefight but he was. Gone and ACTUALLY
(31:28):
i read a. BOOK i forget which one of the
books it. Was it might have been We, FEW i
think it was We, few but it might have Been
whispers in the tall grass of one of the Bright light.
Teams remember the Bright light teams were the rescue teams
they sent out if the MacFee saw guys were in.
TROUBLE i read a book by the Bright light. Guy
one of the guys who was on the Bright light teams,
said they, looked they, looked they, looked and he was
(31:49):
just gone and he was never seen. Again, now if
The North vietnamese got their hands on that, guy they're
probably not going to kill, him, right that would actually
be really. Stupid they're gonna want to take that guy
someplace and hold him for, leverage or god, forbid some
sort of terrible interrogation but but that's how that. Goes
(32:11):
sometimes they're just, gone and you know that guy's dead by.
Now by, now he's, dead long, dead Lord Lord. Willing
he died quickly. Afterwards, well you don't, Know you don't.
Know but that's why that mia stuff is so powerful
and so meaningful to. People and those who don't think
of it in that, way which is, understandable don't really get.
It why all the pow mia. Flags that's why the,
(32:33):
families the families left, behind have all this uncertainty and,
pain and that's why it's really for. Them, anyway back
to the, questions doctor ka me Destroyer, jesse how do
you like your tater? TOTS i like them. Crunchy, well
potatoes in general are better the smaller and crunchier they.
Get tater tots should be crunchy. Fries don't you ever
(32:58):
try to serve me wedge from make them, thin make
them crispy hash. Browns even REMEMBER i told YOU i
took the boys a waffle house the other. Day they
don't have to be all. Crunchy there better be a
layer of crunch hash brown on top of the other hash.
Browns potatoes should be. Crunchy you sit, down you eat
(33:22):
your crunchy hash, browns and then you take your male
vitality stack From, chalk and that's when you know you've
had the perfect. BREAKFAST i don't even consider it breakfast
Unless i've had a male vitality stack From. CHALK i
won't look it's not even. BREAKFAST i basically haven't eaten
BECAUSE i can just. FEEL i can feel my energy
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some you will thank. ME i have not had a
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promo Code, Jesse, Jesse i'm going to dang goo AND
i know how to say that. Word france for his
daughter's wedding Late. June for daughter's, wedding it's a three
hundred year old. Chateau, chris that's a fancy. Word what
(34:33):
you didn't? KNOW i dabbled in. Friends isn't it just a? House, No,
chris it's a. CHATEAU i wouldn't expect you to. Understand
you're not sophisticated. Enough she wants me to select one
of the five activities while we're, there horseback, riding wine, tasting, cooking, class,
yoga or. Massages i've tried everything except with yoga and.
Massages i'm leaning towards. Massages AM i wrong on? This?
(34:58):
WELL i guess it all depends on who you. Massaging
you talk a lot about the twenty million illegals left
by The biden. Administration how are we going to get
them all? Out, well it's going to take. TIME i,
too am frustrated with the pace of. Deportations The trump,
administration to their, credit is frustrated with the pace of.
(35:20):
Deportations they are trying everything in their power to get
as many out as humanly. Possible but always remember that
we cannot destroy or we cannot rebuild as fast as
the communist. Destroys we. Cannot they bring in twenty. Million
if we're, lucky we'll deport four. Five, maybe, WELL i
(35:44):
may have had to drop algebra a couple times in community,
college but EVEN i know that doesn't pencil out very.
Well if fifteen million of them get to, stay we
have to stay focused and it's going to take. Time
it takes time time to root people out of. Society and,
remember it's all that much more challenging because the blue,
(36:06):
area The Democrat party wants these people. Here they're very
open about. That the media wants them. Here The Democrat
party wants them. Here blue, states blue cities want them.
Here so it's not as if you wake up today
and you're in illegal From venezuela and you know you're
in hostile. Territory if you're in my area Of, texas
(36:27):
you may be in hostile. Territory if you're In, florida
you may be in hostile. Territory if you're In San,
francisco not going anywhere you're on friendly. Ground there are
sanctuaries for illegals in this country because The Democrat party is.
Evil it's just all there is to. It DEAR ceo
Of Jesse's Jerk, service we're not calling it. That i've
(36:51):
been faithfully listening to your show for some, time and
know you've been selling ads FOR iq Since Bernad, Chuck Relief, Factor,
greens and the list goes. On do you still personally
use the products you do not? Advertise if, so which?
Ones just. Curious i'm trying to. Think i'm trying to
(37:18):
think because we've had these ones for so, long and
these are all the, ones all the ones we DO i,
USE i won't do it if IF i don't use.
It have you ever hear any of you selling jer
aitol or something like, that you'll know ONLINES i don't use.
It i'm trying to think that's actually a good, question
ONE i probably should have addressed before the end of the. Show,
anyway you should go enjoy your. Weekend that's. All
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