June 19, 2025 • 37 mins
Democrats wield a violent street army. Who is going to handle the regime change in Iran? We have been conditioned to accept cities are supposed to be dirty when it couldn’t be further from the truth.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
We are almost to the end of the week. I
am in such an incredible mood. I think I'm even
gonna do a big email round up Shmorgas board clearing
out some room for ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. That's
(00:38):
the kind of mood I'm in. We're gonna talk about
Trump's latest statement on the Iran dust up. Tom Tillis
of course, had to open his fat mouth. We're going
to discuss the condition of some things blue places in
America and why you and me we've been conditioned to
accept what is unacceptable. We'll discuss. We'll discuss Jasmine Crockett,
(01:02):
who can't get her face off of TV street communists,
drag queen nonsense in a Disney movie. Oh that and
so much more coming up tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I'm gonna get this out of
the way first, because i want to spend maybe two
minutes on this tonight, and I'm probably not going back
unless it's in the emails, which it very well me
(01:24):
maybe Trump Iraan Caroline Levitt came out today.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Second, you have a message directly from the President, and
I quote, based on the fact that there's a substantial
chance of negotiations that may or may not take place
with Iran in the near future. I will make my
decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, what's happening Donald Trump. From what is being reported,
and it has been widely reported, donald Trump is un sure.
I don't want to make him sound not confident or
anything like that. Donald Trump is getting it from both sides,
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meaning not the left and the right. Inside the Trump
White House, there are voices screaming at Trump, hit the
nuclear facilities in Iran, hit them right now, take them out.
Now's the time. There are just as many and just
as many powerful voices in the Trump White House saying
(02:30):
Israel can handle this themselves. We don't want to get involved,
stay away, let Israel handle it. You run the risk
of getting stuck over there. I believe Donald Trump thinks
Iran is back against the wall enough that they may
(02:51):
come to the negotiating table because they're facing the end
of everything they're facing. The people running Iran are facing
the end of all their power, all that money, all
that it's gone forever. I believe Trump thinks their back
is up against the wall enough that he can get
them to the negotiating table in two weeks or within
(03:14):
two weeks. Whether or not he thinks they will, I
don't know. I don't I'm not inside the man's mind.
I don't want to say that. Trump once another two
weeks before American bombs start dropping. That's your latest update.
You obviously have different voices from different countries saying different things,
though as well. Senator Tom Tillis used this piece of
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trash from North Carolina came out and he said this today, time.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
For regime change.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
And I believe that this president should be given a
fair amount of leeway to affect that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, time for regime change, as we discussed last night,
totally an understandable position from Israel's perspective, no question about it, really,
and our perspective. It's understandable to want to feel the evil,
murderous government like that that's always threatening to kill you.
It's understandable to want the change the regime gone. But
(04:09):
two critically important questions I keep asking, and nobody can
seem to give me an answer, or nobody I guess
I should say, seems willing to give me an answer
which is making me nervous. Change to what and who
will be facilitating that change? And so when I've asked
(04:33):
the question, here's the answer I get the most one
I will get people yelling at me that quote nobody
is calling for a regime change. Chris. Sorry to drop
this on you last minute. Go grab that video of
net and Yahoo where he came out and called for
the Iranian people to rise up and cast off their government. Stops.
(04:56):
It's not even from wayback, Chris, I think it was
from last week. Stop saying saying that nobody's calling for
regime change. Politicians, political leaders at the highest levels in
America and Israel are calling for regime change. They are
calling for that. So if you say nobody's calling for
regime change, you're either a a moron or be a liar.
(05:17):
They are calling for it. They're calling for it publicly.
And I understand why they're calling for it. If you're
sitting there in Israel, it's very understandable why you would
want the regime to change. I got all that. My
question is who are we changing it to and who's
facilitating it? And When I ask who is facilitating it?
(05:38):
I will get answers like the Iranian people, what's that mean?
The Iranian people? Why has historically? Why has regime change
and did really really ugly historically? Because remember, we've taken
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out some really bad men the United States of America,
Gaddafi was a bad man, an evil man, abuse, murder, rape,
torture of his citizens. With Gaddafi's a bad man, terrorist,
Saddam Hussein bad man. I have stood inside of one
of his torture chambers. I'm telling you, bad man, but
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bad people. But why hasn't it worked out? After we've
bounced these bad men? Libya is worse than it's ever been.
The Iraqis obviously doesn't need any explanation why because when
you just say, well now it's up to the people,
you know, who emerges, The guy with the most guns,
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the most violent, most powerful group in that country oftentimes
rises and takes it over because that's kind of the
law of Nature's that's really how it works. You take
out the man who's in charge, you either have to
facilitate the next person coming in, the one you want,
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or it's going to be the guy who has the
most guns, the most bombs, the most bullets, the most nothing.
So it's two basic questions, and they're very important questions,
and there may be wonderful answers to these questions. Morons
do not run Israel. Very sharp people run Israel. We
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have some very sharp people in the Trump administration. Okay,
So I'm not thinking that I'm the only one who've
thought of this, but I don't. I don't hear a
lot of answers to those really critically important questions, and
they do matter. Getting rid of the evil murderists, scumbags.
Who are there? Fine? Sounds great? Who's coming next? And
(07:53):
who's facilitating that? Because somebody either Israel or a man Emerica,
or maybe it could be you could argue, maybe it
could be a United Nations thing that don't work out well,
but somebody, if we don't want it to be the
next warlord with the most guns, somebody is going to
have to facilitate elections. Do the Iranian people even know
(08:17):
how to how to operate an election? Who's gonna who
are going to be the players involved there? These are
critically important questions, and they're questions you have to seek
out and find the answer to before you go breaking
things before you go breaking things. That is what has
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really hurt us time and time again. We identify in
evil regime. Iran Is by any measure, in evil freaking regime.
Screw those people, well, not the people the regime, in
evil regime. We identify in evil regime. And then we
say we got to take them out, and everyone gets
on board. Yeah, let's take them out, and the bombs
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and everything else sounds good. We could take out anybody
we want. And then once the smoke clears and we've
taken out whoever it is to take out, we look
around and it's a bunch of morons who didn't have
a plan, trying to figure out what came next. And
so we have American troops guarding poppy fields in Afghanistan,
(09:24):
we have ISIS as part of the freaking government, and
I read just a complete nightmare. But again, don't tell
me that nobody's calling for regime change.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Logical thuggery, that is kidnapped, your country will not stand
for long.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And you are the future, not them. That's my message
to you people. Yeah they are and I get it.
Like I said, totally understandable if you're facing rockets from
these freaking dirt balls every day. What is the plan
for after words? Someone's going to have to facilitate said change.
(10:05):
Are we one hundred percent comfortable with whoever our chosen
guy is? Do we have a chosen guy? Yes? I
know about the royal family and the kid. They're talking
about bringing back the kid, who's not a kid anymore,
he's an older man, but talking about bringing back this fine,
if that's the plan. All I'm asking is what the
plan is. Let's move on. We're talking about other things.
(10:27):
I'm going to talk about dirty cities full of crime.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
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And I almost forgot to remind you that tomorrow is
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spend the entire three hours answering your emails. Whatever you
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(11:02):
it's going to be a bunch of political stuff. It
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Jewish producer Chris is in there, nodding his head. Do
we have a lot of them already? Chris? We do? Dan?
(11:22):
All right, Well, look I'll be extra fast tomorrow. I'll
be it. I will, Chris. Why do you always put
me down when I make these definitive statements? No, not experienced. No,
you just like to be a Debbie downer with everything
I say. Well, I'm done putting up with it. All right.
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It's about San Francisco. San Francisco is the worst run
major city in the US. All right, So there are
things that people get conditioned to. It's human nature to
get conditions and to whatever your environment happens to be.
(12:04):
And look, it's it's almost a way to stay sane,
if you will. Have you ever thought about prison? I
know we have a bunch of people listening right now
in prison, praying for you guys, rooting for you guys,
by the way, but have you ever thought about people
in prison? What is that like? How do you not
lose your mind when you go from being free? I
(12:27):
think I'll go to McDonald's. I'm gonna go home, go
to sleep, gonna go catch a movie. How do you
go from being free to being locked in a cage,
oftentimes with another human being eating whatever your How how
does your mind not break? Well? You condition yourself eventually,
eventually you get used to it. For lack of a
(12:48):
better way to put it, you get used to it.
Not that it's great, but you get used to it
so much so that the stories are famous. Some guys
who've been in long enough they want to go back.
It's all they know. They're conditioned. Citizens of a country
get conditioned to things as well, for the exact same reason.
You get conditioned to it, so you don't lose your
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mind with frustration and anger. There are a couple of
things I want to focus on just because they've been
on my mind this morning when I was having coffee,
I was thinking about it. There's a couple things I
want to focus on about America that we've been conditioned to,
you and me, we've been conditioned to and we shouldn't
accept it. And the first one of those things is
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this America's cities are filthy, dirty and they're full of crime. Now,
when I made that point, you may have been tempted.
Maybe you even did it to shrug your shoulders or
say something to the effect of, well, yeah, but you
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understand there are cities, big cities in other parts of
the world that are not filthy. They are not full
of crime. You don't have to send your wife with
a three person bodyguard unit if she's going to the
grocery store at eleven o'clock at night in the wrong
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part of town. We Americans have been conditioned to just
accept that if it is a big city, it will
be filthy and it will be full of crime. That's
not true. I went to Remember I told you I
went to Rome. We did the Italy thing so I
could go nerd out on history stuff. You want to
(14:37):
hear something. I'm very glad I did Rome. I think
we were there like three days or something like that.
I'm very glad. I got to see the Colisseum and
the Spanish steps and all kinds of cool Roman history.
I'm really really glad. I'm glad we went. I'm glad
I got to see it. I don't know if I'll
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ever go back. The shocking state of dirt, homeless people,
foreigners and barbarians spray painting everything in the city. You
think you're walking into white marble or something like that.
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It was abused by the people there. Why Why does
San Francisco look like that? Why do you have to
step in puddles of urine when you're in New York
down in the subway. Why are they lighting people on fire?
Why is all this graffiti nonsense allowed, trash crime, misery.
Why because we keep electing leftists in these places. And
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that's just the simple truth. There is no strict enforcement
of crime. The foreign barbarians that left wing politicians in Rome,
in every part of America, they all congregate in these
sanctuary cities where they abuse the welfare system, abuse the
citizens who are there, bringing their foreign customs into the place.
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That's why you get all kinds of drug addiction and
crime and the peon on the sidewalk. And America's criminals
are allowed to be criminals. Drug abuse is encouraged. We
turn our own criminals loose, and we import more of them.
This is just a PSA for you and me, because
it's been this way my entire life. We should not
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have to accept the fact that American cities are disgusting.
It drives me crazy. I think Tokyo. Chris looked this
up real quick. I think Tokyo has seventeen million people.
You can send your freaking wife walking twenty blocks across
Tokyo at one am and without an ounce of fear whatsoever.
Because the city which I have been, I went there
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in the Marine Corps, is sparkling and virtually crime free.
And it's double the size of New York fourteen million people,
double the side of New York City, crime free, no dirt.
We have been conditioned to accept something we should not accept.
That's the first thing. The second thing I'll get to
in a moment, But actually the first thing leads me
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to burna carrying something on you in one of these
filthy cities that will allow you to stop a bad
person from being on you, from knifing you, from punching you,
hurting you, lighting you on fire. How do you stop
a bad person when you're walking the streets of San
Francisco with their gun laws, Chicago, New York A burna launcher,
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non lethal. It's legal in all fifty states. You don't
need a permit, you don't need a background check. There
are new compact launchers the size of a freaking smartphone
slips right in your purse, right in your pocket, and
you have something on you shooting these tear gas balls.
It will save your life one day, or the life
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of the person you love the most. Keep one in
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be back.
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There's another thing that we've been conditioned to accept here
in America, and we shouldn't accept it. I wish it
wasn't this way, and we should work hard as a
society to change it. The first one, as I mentioned,
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is the filth, the rotted, criminal filth in America's cities.
It's been this way my entire life, and so now
people just kind of bake it into the cake that
cities are supposed to be filthy, to have homeless people everywhere.
You're supposed to have illegals everywhere, a new stabbing a Knight.
That's a total lie that is allowed, and in fact,
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it is encouraged by the Democrat politicians who run these cities.
It doesn't have to be this way, it really does not.
And the second thing we've been conditioned to accept is
endless street activism in this country. You and I would
talk about this all the time, so you already know
the why. You understand that street communists are looked at
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by the people in power, Democrat politicians, the media. The
street animals are looked at as an army. They're looked
at as an army. That's why they do so many
of the things they do, because they are being deployed
by America's Democrats. This is why Democrats speak this way
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all the time. They have spent years, decades creating group
after group after group after group of paid for professional
rioters across this country, and they view that group as
their standing political army. And before I actually play the montage,
remember remember you have to set aside morality. Your morality.
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You have to set aside morality when you're thinking about
power and why people do the things they do. If
I set inside all morality, no more right and wrong,
because that's how the communist thinks, no more right and wrong.
If I walked around at all times, no matter what
I was doing, if I walked around with ten violent
men who would do my bidding at all times, and
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again no morality. Would that benefit me in life? What
if I wanted to What if I went to the
baseball game and I wanted to sit in your seats?
Who's going to stop me? What if? What if the
next time I had a contract negoes ciation with Premiere.
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. What if I had
a contract negotiation tomorrow with Premiere? What if I showed
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up with ten violent men. Am I getting a better deal?
What if I wanted that guy's pizza. That guy's walking
down the hallway right now, I'm looking at him. He's
got a pizza. I'm starving. What if I want is pizza.
There's power in having violent people around you who will
follow your commands. There's power in it, and that's why
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Democrat politicians speak like this.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
We are going to fight it legislatively, we are going
to fight it in the courts.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
We're going to fight it in the streets.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Never before in my life have I called for mass protests,
for mobilization, for disruption.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But I am now.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We might call this getting strike ready.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I think of it as getting a strike ready or
street ready.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I am so thankful. I'm gonna keep screaming in the
halls of Congress. I just need y'all to make sure
that y'all keep screaming in the streets.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
In the streets. We're gonna be street ready. I need
you to get to the streets, street ready. We're gonna
get to the streets. Democrats create riots. You've had riots
your entire life. No matter how old you are, you
can remember turning on the television and seeing the animals
in the streets. Whether you're eight or ninety eight, you've
seen it your whole life. You know, that's another thing
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you shouldn't have to live with. There shouldn't be endless
political rioting and looting in your country. That happens again
because we elect democrats in this country. We elect these
leftist politicians, and they've created this army. Enough this nonsense.
I'm gonna do some emails tonight, Jesse. Today, while driving
in Tucson. I saw an American flag bumper sticker on
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a car. On this version of the American flag, the
word think is printed in the field where the fifty
stars usually appear, with the words it's patrionotic printed underneath
the flag. This is an example of how leftists are
attempting to reclaim the American flag while also being an
example of how they cannot stop scolding others and coming
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off as elitists. His name is Bob Well. These people
read poll numbers and remember, they're not bound by anything
like truth.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
They're not bound by that. They are fighting a revolution
to burn it down, to burn down our country, and
they really I want to focus on this mentality for
a moment. They really do think everything is evil, all
existing power structures. They look at a school system and
they think that's evil. Corporation they think that's evil. That's
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why they're always trying to break every thing. All existing
systems are evil. They all hold up systems of oppression.
That's why they speak in terms like this. Therefore the
greater good is burn everything down. But they also understand
as revolutionaries trying to burn everything down, that is not
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going to be a popular concept with people who are
enjoying how they currently live, enjoying their country. So you
always have to try to sell burning it down, But
you always have to balance that with I mean, I
love America. It's just evil and crappy and racious st
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but it's a great place. But it's an evil place too.
It's somedace we should absolutely put to the torch man.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I love the troops.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's this constant tightrope you have to walk if you're
an American Democrat, constantly signaling to the animals on the
streets they you will burn their country the way they
want it burned, while trying at the same time to
not freak out normy American. The problem for Democrats is
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they used to be able to get away with that
tight rope more easily for a couple different reasons. One,
their party has gone to the left, there's no question
about that, and that's difficult to cover up. But two,
the American media, the mainstream media, they lost their power
with the invention of all the endless social media apps.
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It's essentially just the Internet, all the availability of news
and podcasts in other sources. When you, if you're a Democrat,
what you need, because you know you have to lie
about everything at all times, you essentially need to walk
up to every human being. Just picture one person though.
The American public is represented in one human being, and
(25:56):
you need to grab their face, both sides of it
with your hands and keep their face only focused on
you and what you're saying. No, don't look to the left. No,
don't do that. No, you're not allowed to hear that.
This is why companies like Facebook were banning people for
questioning the vaccine. This is why they believe in censorship
and control. No, no, no, only look at me. Only
(26:18):
look at me. There's nothing else. The second people start
to look left or right, the second they stop consuming that,
they wake up and realize they've been lied to their
whole lives. If you want somebody like this brain dead idiot,
you have to keep their eyes only on you. What
happens if you only look at democrats and Democrat media forever?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
I just I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy
four years old. I worry about everything, and I just,
I just I just seems so scared and upset, and
I don't and I don't understand why.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
People. Yeah, that's how they operate, and they are losing
their power because they can't control what people look at anymore.
Try them crazy. Remember remember when the Biden administration tried
to do something that was met with so much resistance,
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday,
reminding you that Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And
you need to get your questions emailed in now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Remember that talk we
were just having about how communists lie about everything at
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all times.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Even if you're saying that there was a mentally deficient
Joe Biden, I know that he absolutely had a mental
acuity That is supreme when it comes to comparing him
to Donald Trump, because at least he kept This is.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Why the invention of social media has been so devastating
for the Democrat Party in this country, because they've just
gotten used to a system where you can say the
sky is green and every single major media outlet will
pairt your ridiculous talking points, allowing you to manipulate larger
portions of the population. They used to be able to
(29:38):
lie more effectively. Now everybody laughs at them when they speak. Jesse,
after four to six months tours in the jungle, killing
about anything that moved, I can't imagine being in the
sandbox with only air support on a good day. You're
lucky to be alive. Keep it up. Oh please, You
Vietnam guys don't need to be environing me or anything
like that. I'll tell you that much. Hey, Jesse, whatever
(30:00):
happened to your midlife crisis? Car? I guess, asked doctor
Jesse Friday started early. Jesse, whatever happened to your midlife crisis? Car?
You mentioned it a long time ago. We were kind
of hoping for the big reveal once you sold it
and returned to a man truck. Loved the history lessons.
Look forward to an episode on the Antabasis of Xenophon.
You can say my name. It says his name is
(30:21):
Dan Okay. I told you. I thought I told you before,
didn't I say what my midlife crisis car was Chris.
It's a long time ago, all right, So let's recap
for the new listeners. I am six foot eight. I
grew up in a construction family. Those two things combined
(30:43):
means Eyebody pickup truck. The second I could afford a
pickup truck. When I was a kid, it was always
just whatever. I mean, My first car was six hundred dollars.
It was whatever, A crappy car you could eighty three
Honda Accord that was falling apart, like most normal people,
crappy that. It was always crappy cars. When I got
old enough and had saved up enough money, I got
(31:05):
a pickup truck. This is back before pickup trucks cost
like sixty thousand dollars or whatever crazy crap they're charging
for these things now. Anyway, I don't want to be
Grandpa Jesse. I always had a pickup truck. Uh, Chris,
how many years ago we signed with Premiere, Like four
years ago something like that? Four probably roughly four years ago,
all right. So I started doing radio about six and
(31:28):
a half seven years ago. I'm brand new to this,
believe it or not, brand new, and we we had
no idea the show would ever go anywhere. We had
no idea anybody would ever listen. We were doing a
seven to eight o'clock at night show on a local
station in Houston, wonderful station by the way, KPRC. But
I mean, no one's even listening. No, at least we
(31:51):
didn't think. So we didn't know. And one day, by
God's own grace, Premier calls. This is after Rush died,
and they said, hey, we've been listening. How crazy is that?
We want you to be the sixth tonight in the
eastern guy all across the country, which I mean, who
gets that phone call? Every single person who does what
(32:12):
I do for a living dreams about that phone call.
And the most amazing part is what the most humbling
thing most most of the time that call never comes.
You'll do whatever, however long thirty forty years and you
never get that call. I just kind of started and
they call, They called, so here we are. I had
never I'm not a big buy nice stuff guy. It's
(32:37):
not that I have anything against nice stuff. I'm not
trying to make myself out to be a monk. I
prefer memories. I would rather I would rather take my
kids fishing in Alaska than buy a fancy new suit.
I'm just not big or a fancy new watch. I
don't own a Rolex or anything like that. That stuff
(32:57):
doesn't interest me. I love memories. I want sures. I
want memories with my family, memories of people I care about.
So that's really more where I would put my money.
You got me. So, I've never bought a luxury car
ever in a million years. I start toying with the
(33:17):
idea of it. Quit laughing, Chris. I go out one
day this is I think it was before the show.
I think we were working that day. Chris. I go
out one day and I decided to stop by an
Audi dealership. I stopped by. I've never even sat in
a car this night before, and I test drive it
(33:37):
was something sweet. I mean, Chris, isn't the A something
like a six, A seven? Whatever? Okay, whatever, Chris, anyway,
I can understand why you wouldn't want German cars. Either way,
I test drove it and I thought, this is so cool.
It's so fast. I've never been in anything this fast.
I went back and I had a pickup at a
Ford pickup for f one fifty. I had Afford pick
(33:58):
up the trade in and look, I'm a former sales manager.
That's what I did right before I did this. So
I came prepared. I said, I'm going to be trading
in a Ford f one fifty, very good condition. I
had the miles written down, I had like I knew everything.
I knew everything he would need. And the salesman frigging moron.
We get back to the dealership and I hand him
(34:21):
all the information and my information, and I said, man,
I think I'm gonna buy this frigging thing. Here's all
my information. Go work up some numbers, call me, make
me a fair price. I'll come down and buy it. Okay,
sounds good. Never heard from him, I know, Chris just
straight up ghosted me. Did never hearn from him like
I'm some kind of ugly chick asking him out on
(34:42):
a date, or just straight up ghosted me? Okay. So
I went up to the Mercedes dealership, did the same thing, testro.
They had some car in the show room. It was
like a like a gun metal gray type car. You
see a lot of them on the road now. It's
like a gun metal gray what was it, A last
four fifty I think is what it was. Called a
CLS four fifty twenty twenty or twenty nineteen, something like that.
(35:07):
I'd never sat in a car that was that fast.
Bought it and regretted it. Look, it was fun, it
was fast. My boys are enormous. James is sixteen. I
think he's six 'y four already. Luke is fourteen. I
think he's already six feet six'. One they don't even.
(35:29):
Fit and it was just Not it wasn't me and
it wasn't, practical AND i was. EMBARRASSED i was always
embarrassed WHENEVER i would get recognized and people would be, like,
oh is that your? Car Then i'm A mercedes, guy
AND i WAS i was. Embarrassed, okay, What, Chris what
DID i ever take it to the? Track what track
(35:49):
WOULD i take it?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
To?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Chris do you THINK i have access to just some
random track WHERE i can go race my? Car how
WOULD i? Even how are they? Around and how WOULD
i know?
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took it to the. Track you're, RIGHT i didn't need the. Speed,
Okay that's WHY i got rid of the dumb. Car
it felt good for a short, time and THEN i regretted.
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
We are almost to the end of the week. I
am in such an incredible mood. I think I'm even
gonna do a big email round up Shmorgas board clearing
out some room for ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. That's
(00:38):
the kind of mood I'm in. We're gonna talk about
Trump's latest statement on the Iran dust up. Tom Tillis
of course, had to open his fat mouth. We're going
to discuss the condition of some things blue places in
America and why you and me we've been conditioned to
accept what is unacceptable. We'll discuss. We'll discuss Jasmine Crockett,
(01:02):
who can't get her face off of TV street communists,
drag queen nonsense in a Disney movie. Oh that and
so much more coming up tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I'm gonna get this out of
the way first, because i want to spend maybe two
minutes on this tonight, and I'm probably not going back
unless it's in the emails, which it very well me
(01:24):
maybe Trump Iraan Caroline Levitt came out today.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Second, you have a message directly from the President, and
I quote, based on the fact that there's a substantial
chance of negotiations that may or may not take place
with Iran in the near future. I will make my
decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, what's happening Donald Trump. From what is being reported,
and it has been widely reported, donald Trump is un sure.
I don't want to make him sound not confident or
anything like that. Donald Trump is getting it from both sides,
(02:08):
meaning not the left and the right. Inside the Trump
White House, there are voices screaming at Trump, hit the
nuclear facilities in Iran, hit them right now, take them out.
Now's the time. There are just as many and just
as many powerful voices in the Trump White House saying
(02:30):
Israel can handle this themselves. We don't want to get involved,
stay away, let Israel handle it. You run the risk
of getting stuck over there. I believe Donald Trump thinks
Iran is back against the wall enough that they may
(02:51):
come to the negotiating table because they're facing the end
of everything they're facing. The people running Iran are facing
the end of all their power, all that money, all
that it's gone forever. I believe Trump thinks their back
is up against the wall enough that he can get
them to the negotiating table in two weeks or within
(03:14):
two weeks. Whether or not he thinks they will, I
don't know. I don't I'm not inside the man's mind.
I don't want to say that. Trump once another two
weeks before American bombs start dropping. That's your latest update.
You obviously have different voices from different countries saying different things,
though as well. Senator Tom Tillis used this piece of
(03:37):
trash from North Carolina came out and he said this today, time.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
For regime change.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
And I believe that this president should be given a
fair amount of leeway to affect that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, time for regime change, as we discussed last night,
totally an understandable position from Israel's perspective, no question about it, really,
and our perspective. It's understandable to want to feel the evil,
murderous government like that that's always threatening to kill you.
It's understandable to want the change the regime gone. But
(04:09):
two critically important questions I keep asking, and nobody can
seem to give me an answer, or nobody I guess
I should say, seems willing to give me an answer
which is making me nervous. Change to what and who
will be facilitating that change? And so when I've asked
(04:33):
the question, here's the answer I get the most one
I will get people yelling at me that quote nobody
is calling for a regime change. Chris. Sorry to drop
this on you last minute. Go grab that video of
net and Yahoo where he came out and called for
the Iranian people to rise up and cast off their government. Stops.
(04:56):
It's not even from wayback, Chris, I think it was
from last week. Stop saying saying that nobody's calling for
regime change. Politicians, political leaders at the highest levels in
America and Israel are calling for regime change. They are
calling for that. So if you say nobody's calling for
regime change, you're either a a moron or be a liar.
(05:17):
They are calling for it. They're calling for it publicly.
And I understand why they're calling for it. If you're
sitting there in Israel, it's very understandable why you would
want the regime to change. I got all that. My
question is who are we changing it to and who's
facilitating it? And When I ask who is facilitating it?
(05:38):
I will get answers like the Iranian people, what's that mean?
The Iranian people? Why has historically? Why has regime change
and did really really ugly historically? Because remember, we've taken
(05:59):
out some really bad men the United States of America,
Gaddafi was a bad man, an evil man, abuse, murder, rape,
torture of his citizens. With Gaddafi's a bad man, terrorist,
Saddam Hussein bad man. I have stood inside of one
of his torture chambers. I'm telling you, bad man, but
(06:21):
bad people. But why hasn't it worked out? After we've
bounced these bad men? Libya is worse than it's ever been.
The Iraqis obviously doesn't need any explanation why because when
you just say, well now it's up to the people,
you know, who emerges, The guy with the most guns,
(06:45):
the most violent, most powerful group in that country oftentimes
rises and takes it over because that's kind of the
law of Nature's that's really how it works. You take
out the man who's in charge, you either have to
facilitate the next person coming in, the one you want,
(07:08):
or it's going to be the guy who has the
most guns, the most bombs, the most bullets, the most nothing.
So it's two basic questions, and they're very important questions,
and there may be wonderful answers to these questions. Morons
do not run Israel. Very sharp people run Israel. We
(07:29):
have some very sharp people in the Trump administration. Okay,
So I'm not thinking that I'm the only one who've
thought of this, but I don't. I don't hear a
lot of answers to those really critically important questions, and
they do matter. Getting rid of the evil murderists, scumbags.
Who are there? Fine? Sounds great? Who's coming next? And
(07:53):
who's facilitating that? Because somebody either Israel or a man Emerica,
or maybe it could be you could argue, maybe it
could be a United Nations thing that don't work out well,
but somebody, if we don't want it to be the
next warlord with the most guns, somebody is going to
have to facilitate elections. Do the Iranian people even know
(08:17):
how to how to operate an election? Who's gonna who
are going to be the players involved there? These are
critically important questions, and they're questions you have to seek
out and find the answer to before you go breaking
things before you go breaking things. That is what has
(08:42):
really hurt us time and time again. We identify in
evil regime. Iran Is by any measure, in evil freaking regime.
Screw those people, well, not the people the regime, in
evil regime. We identify in evil regime. And then we
say we got to take them out, and everyone gets
on board. Yeah, let's take them out, and the bombs
(09:03):
and everything else sounds good. We could take out anybody
we want. And then once the smoke clears and we've
taken out whoever it is to take out, we look
around and it's a bunch of morons who didn't have
a plan, trying to figure out what came next. And
so we have American troops guarding poppy fields in Afghanistan,
(09:24):
we have ISIS as part of the freaking government, and
I read just a complete nightmare. But again, don't tell
me that nobody's calling for regime change.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Logical thuggery, that is kidnapped, your country will not stand
for long.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And you are the future, not them. That's my message
to you people. Yeah they are and I get it.
Like I said, totally understandable if you're facing rockets from
these freaking dirt balls every day. What is the plan
for after words? Someone's going to have to facilitate said change.
(10:05):
Are we one hundred percent comfortable with whoever our chosen
guy is? Do we have a chosen guy? Yes? I
know about the royal family and the kid. They're talking
about bringing back the kid, who's not a kid anymore,
he's an older man, but talking about bringing back this fine,
if that's the plan. All I'm asking is what the
plan is. Let's move on. We're talking about other things.
(10:27):
I'm going to talk about dirty cities full of crime.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Next, Miss dost catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
And I almost forgot to remind you that tomorrow is
ask doctor Jesse Friday for you new listeners. Fridays, I
spend the entire three hours answering your emails. Whatever you
add me, it doesn't even have to be political, obviously
(11:02):
it's going to be a bunch of political stuff. It
could be anything history, food would be dumb. I don't care.
Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com as the email address
they are already piling up. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Jewish producer Chris is in there, nodding his head. Do
we have a lot of them already? Chris? We do? Dan?
(11:22):
All right, Well, look I'll be extra fast tomorrow. I'll
be it. I will, Chris. Why do you always put
me down when I make these definitive statements? No, not experienced. No,
you just like to be a Debbie downer with everything
I say. Well, I'm done putting up with it. All right.
There's an advertisement or advertisement. There's a headline from Insider paper.
(11:42):
It's about San Francisco. San Francisco is the worst run
major city in the US. All right, So there are
things that people get conditioned to. It's human nature to
get conditions and to whatever your environment happens to be.
(12:04):
And look, it's it's almost a way to stay sane,
if you will. Have you ever thought about prison? I
know we have a bunch of people listening right now
in prison, praying for you guys, rooting for you guys,
by the way, but have you ever thought about people
in prison? What is that like? How do you not
lose your mind when you go from being free? I
(12:27):
think I'll go to McDonald's. I'm gonna go home, go
to sleep, gonna go catch a movie. How do you
go from being free to being locked in a cage,
oftentimes with another human being eating whatever your How how
does your mind not break? Well? You condition yourself eventually,
eventually you get used to it. For lack of a
(12:48):
better way to put it, you get used to it.
Not that it's great, but you get used to it
so much so that the stories are famous. Some guys
who've been in long enough they want to go back.
It's all they know. They're conditioned. Citizens of a country
get conditioned to things as well, for the exact same reason.
You get conditioned to it, so you don't lose your
(13:09):
mind with frustration and anger. There are a couple of
things I want to focus on just because they've been
on my mind this morning when I was having coffee,
I was thinking about it. There's a couple things I
want to focus on about America that we've been conditioned to,
you and me, we've been conditioned to and we shouldn't
accept it. And the first one of those things is
(13:31):
this America's cities are filthy, dirty and they're full of crime. Now,
when I made that point, you may have been tempted.
Maybe you even did it to shrug your shoulders or
say something to the effect of, well, yeah, but you
(13:52):
understand there are cities, big cities in other parts of
the world that are not filthy. They are not full
of crime. You don't have to send your wife with
a three person bodyguard unit if she's going to the
grocery store at eleven o'clock at night in the wrong
(14:13):
part of town. We Americans have been conditioned to just
accept that if it is a big city, it will
be filthy and it will be full of crime. That's
not true. I went to Remember I told you I
went to Rome. We did the Italy thing so I
could go nerd out on history stuff. You want to
(14:37):
hear something. I'm very glad I did Rome. I think
we were there like three days or something like that.
I'm very glad. I got to see the Colisseum and
the Spanish steps and all kinds of cool Roman history.
I'm really really glad. I'm glad we went. I'm glad
I got to see it. I don't know if I'll
(14:57):
ever go back. The shocking state of dirt, homeless people,
foreigners and barbarians spray painting everything in the city. You
think you're walking into white marble or something like that.
(15:18):
It was abused by the people there. Why Why does
San Francisco look like that? Why do you have to
step in puddles of urine when you're in New York
down in the subway. Why are they lighting people on fire?
Why is all this graffiti nonsense allowed, trash crime, misery.
Why because we keep electing leftists in these places. And
(15:44):
that's just the simple truth. There is no strict enforcement
of crime. The foreign barbarians that left wing politicians in Rome,
in every part of America, they all congregate in these
sanctuary cities where they abuse the welfare system, abuse the
citizens who are there, bringing their foreign customs into the place.
(16:09):
That's why you get all kinds of drug addiction and
crime and the peon on the sidewalk. And America's criminals
are allowed to be criminals. Drug abuse is encouraged. We
turn our own criminals loose, and we import more of them.
This is just a PSA for you and me, because
it's been this way my entire life. We should not
(16:31):
have to accept the fact that American cities are disgusting.
It drives me crazy. I think Tokyo. Chris looked this
up real quick. I think Tokyo has seventeen million people.
You can send your freaking wife walking twenty blocks across
Tokyo at one am and without an ounce of fear whatsoever.
Because the city which I have been, I went there
(16:52):
in the Marine Corps, is sparkling and virtually crime free.
And it's double the size of New York fourteen million people,
double the side of New York City, crime free, no dirt.
We have been conditioned to accept something we should not accept.
That's the first thing. The second thing I'll get to
in a moment, But actually the first thing leads me
(17:13):
to burna carrying something on you in one of these
filthy cities that will allow you to stop a bad
person from being on you, from knifing you, from punching you,
hurting you, lighting you on fire. How do you stop
a bad person when you're walking the streets of San
Francisco with their gun laws, Chicago, New York A burna launcher,
(17:38):
non lethal. It's legal in all fifty states. You don't
need a permit, you don't need a background check. There
are new compact launchers the size of a freaking smartphone
slips right in your purse, right in your pocket, and
you have something on you shooting these tear gas balls.
It will save your life one day, or the life
(17:58):
of the person you love the most. Keep one in
your car, by your bed, in your pocket. B. Why
RNA burna dot com? All right? You can even go
find a retail store and try one out, Sportsman's Warehouse,
all these places. B Why RNA burna dot com? We'll
(18:19):
be back.
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There's another thing that we've been conditioned to accept here
in America, and we shouldn't accept it. I wish it
wasn't this way, and we should work hard as a
society to change it. The first one, as I mentioned,
(18:47):
is the filth, the rotted, criminal filth in America's cities.
It's been this way my entire life, and so now
people just kind of bake it into the cake that
cities are supposed to be filthy, to have homeless people everywhere.
You're supposed to have illegals everywhere, a new stabbing a Knight.
That's a total lie that is allowed, and in fact,
(19:08):
it is encouraged by the Democrat politicians who run these cities.
It doesn't have to be this way, it really does not.
And the second thing we've been conditioned to accept is
endless street activism in this country. You and I would
talk about this all the time, so you already know
the why. You understand that street communists are looked at
(19:34):
by the people in power, Democrat politicians, the media. The
street animals are looked at as an army. They're looked
at as an army. That's why they do so many
of the things they do, because they are being deployed
by America's Democrats. This is why Democrats speak this way
(19:59):
all the time. They have spent years, decades creating group
after group after group after group of paid for professional
rioters across this country, and they view that group as
their standing political army. And before I actually play the montage,
remember remember you have to set aside morality. Your morality.
(20:21):
You have to set aside morality when you're thinking about
power and why people do the things they do. If
I set inside all morality, no more right and wrong,
because that's how the communist thinks, no more right and wrong.
If I walked around at all times, no matter what
I was doing, if I walked around with ten violent
men who would do my bidding at all times, and
(20:44):
again no morality. Would that benefit me in life? What
if I wanted to What if I went to the
baseball game and I wanted to sit in your seats?
Who's going to stop me? What if? What if the
next time I had a contract negoes ciation with Premiere.
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. What if I had
a contract negotiation tomorrow with Premiere? What if I showed
(21:08):
up with ten violent men. Am I getting a better deal?
What if I wanted that guy's pizza. That guy's walking
down the hallway right now, I'm looking at him. He's
got a pizza. I'm starving. What if I want is pizza.
There's power in having violent people around you who will
follow your commands. There's power in it, and that's why
(21:29):
Democrat politicians speak like this.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
We are going to fight it legislatively, we are going
to fight it in the courts.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
We're going to fight it in the streets.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Never before in my life have I called for mass protests,
for mobilization, for disruption.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But I am now.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We might call this getting strike ready.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I think of it as getting a strike ready or
street ready.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I am so thankful. I'm gonna keep screaming in the
halls of Congress. I just need y'all to make sure
that y'all keep screaming in the streets.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
In the streets. We're gonna be street ready. I need
you to get to the streets, street ready. We're gonna
get to the streets. Democrats create riots. You've had riots
your entire life. No matter how old you are, you
can remember turning on the television and seeing the animals
in the streets. Whether you're eight or ninety eight, you've
seen it your whole life. You know, that's another thing
(22:28):
you shouldn't have to live with. There shouldn't be endless
political rioting and looting in your country. That happens again
because we elect democrats in this country. We elect these
leftist politicians, and they've created this army. Enough this nonsense.
I'm gonna do some emails tonight, Jesse. Today, while driving
in Tucson. I saw an American flag bumper sticker on
(22:51):
a car. On this version of the American flag, the
word think is printed in the field where the fifty
stars usually appear, with the words it's patrionotic printed underneath
the flag. This is an example of how leftists are
attempting to reclaim the American flag while also being an
example of how they cannot stop scolding others and coming
(23:12):
off as elitists. His name is Bob Well. These people
read poll numbers and remember, they're not bound by anything
like truth.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
They're not bound by that. They are fighting a revolution
to burn it down, to burn down our country, and
they really I want to focus on this mentality for
a moment. They really do think everything is evil, all
existing power structures. They look at a school system and
they think that's evil. Corporation they think that's evil. That's
(23:57):
why they're always trying to break every thing. All existing
systems are evil. They all hold up systems of oppression.
That's why they speak in terms like this. Therefore the
greater good is burn everything down. But they also understand
as revolutionaries trying to burn everything down, that is not
(24:20):
going to be a popular concept with people who are
enjoying how they currently live, enjoying their country. So you
always have to try to sell burning it down, But
you always have to balance that with I mean, I
love America. It's just evil and crappy and racious st
(24:41):
but it's a great place. But it's an evil place too.
It's somedace we should absolutely put to the torch man.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I love the troops.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's this constant tightrope you have to walk if you're
an American Democrat, constantly signaling to the animals on the
streets they you will burn their country the way they
want it burned, while trying at the same time to
not freak out normy American. The problem for Democrats is
(25:11):
they used to be able to get away with that
tight rope more easily for a couple different reasons. One,
their party has gone to the left, there's no question
about that, and that's difficult to cover up. But two,
the American media, the mainstream media, they lost their power
with the invention of all the endless social media apps.
(25:34):
It's essentially just the Internet, all the availability of news
and podcasts in other sources. When you, if you're a Democrat,
what you need, because you know you have to lie
about everything at all times, you essentially need to walk
up to every human being. Just picture one person though.
The American public is represented in one human being, and
(25:56):
you need to grab their face, both sides of it
with your hands and keep their face only focused on
you and what you're saying. No, don't look to the left. No,
don't do that. No, you're not allowed to hear that.
This is why companies like Facebook were banning people for
questioning the vaccine. This is why they believe in censorship
and control. No, no, no, only look at me. Only
(26:18):
look at me. There's nothing else. The second people start
to look left or right, the second they stop consuming that,
they wake up and realize they've been lied to their
whole lives. If you want somebody like this brain dead idiot,
you have to keep their eyes only on you. What
happens if you only look at democrats and Democrat media forever?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
I just I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy
four years old. I worry about everything, and I just,
I just I just seems so scared and upset, and
I don't and I don't understand why.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
People. Yeah, that's how they operate, and they are losing
their power because they can't control what people look at anymore.
Try them crazy. Remember remember when the Biden administration tried
to do something that was met with so much resistance,
(27:20):
they dropped it the Ministry of what was it? Disinformation
or misinformation? They decided to try to essentially start a
government censorship office to tell you what was true and
what wasn't true. Freaking creepy. Here's what's true. Rough Greens
is pack full of vitamins and minerals for your dog,
digestive enzymes and probiotics that's been big for poor fred
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Omega oils, antioxidants. Do you know that you will see
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don't even really notice the fact that your dog's coat
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go to Roughgreens dot com. Slash Jesse.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
We'll be back fighting for your freedom every day the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday,
reminding you that Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And
you need to get your questions emailed in now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Remember that talk we
were just having about how communists lie about everything at
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all times.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Even if you're saying that there was a mentally deficient
Joe Biden, I know that he absolutely had a mental
acuity That is supreme when it comes to comparing him
to Donald Trump, because at least he kept This is.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Why the invention of social media has been so devastating
for the Democrat Party in this country, because they've just
gotten used to a system where you can say the
sky is green and every single major media outlet will
pairt your ridiculous talking points, allowing you to manipulate larger
portions of the population. They used to be able to
(29:38):
lie more effectively. Now everybody laughs at them when they speak. Jesse,
after four to six months tours in the jungle, killing
about anything that moved, I can't imagine being in the
sandbox with only air support on a good day. You're
lucky to be alive. Keep it up. Oh please, You
Vietnam guys don't need to be environing me or anything
like that. I'll tell you that much. Hey, Jesse, whatever
(30:00):
happened to your midlife crisis? Car? I guess, asked doctor
Jesse Friday started early. Jesse, whatever happened to your midlife crisis? Car?
You mentioned it a long time ago. We were kind
of hoping for the big reveal once you sold it
and returned to a man truck. Loved the history lessons.
Look forward to an episode on the Antabasis of Xenophon.
You can say my name. It says his name is
(30:21):
Dan Okay. I told you. I thought I told you before,
didn't I say what my midlife crisis car was Chris.
It's a long time ago, all right, So let's recap
for the new listeners. I am six foot eight. I
grew up in a construction family. Those two things combined
(30:43):
means Eyebody pickup truck. The second I could afford a
pickup truck. When I was a kid, it was always
just whatever. I mean, My first car was six hundred dollars.
It was whatever, A crappy car you could eighty three
Honda Accord that was falling apart, like most normal people,
crappy that. It was always crappy cars. When I got
old enough and had saved up enough money, I got
(31:05):
a pickup truck. This is back before pickup trucks cost
like sixty thousand dollars or whatever crazy crap they're charging
for these things now. Anyway, I don't want to be
Grandpa Jesse. I always had a pickup truck. Uh, Chris,
how many years ago we signed with Premiere, Like four
years ago something like that? Four probably roughly four years ago,
all right. So I started doing radio about six and
(31:28):
a half seven years ago. I'm brand new to this,
believe it or not, brand new, and we we had
no idea the show would ever go anywhere. We had
no idea anybody would ever listen. We were doing a
seven to eight o'clock at night show on a local
station in Houston, wonderful station by the way, KPRC. But
I mean, no one's even listening. No, at least we
(31:51):
didn't think. So we didn't know. And one day, by
God's own grace, Premier calls. This is after Rush died,
and they said, hey, we've been listening. How crazy is that?
We want you to be the sixth tonight in the
eastern guy all across the country, which I mean, who
gets that phone call? Every single person who does what
(32:12):
I do for a living dreams about that phone call.
And the most amazing part is what the most humbling
thing most most of the time that call never comes.
You'll do whatever, however long thirty forty years and you
never get that call. I just kind of started and
they call, They called, so here we are. I had
never I'm not a big buy nice stuff guy. It's
(32:37):
not that I have anything against nice stuff. I'm not
trying to make myself out to be a monk. I
prefer memories. I would rather I would rather take my
kids fishing in Alaska than buy a fancy new suit.
I'm just not big or a fancy new watch. I
don't own a Rolex or anything like that. That stuff
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doesn't interest me. I love memories. I want sures. I
want memories with my family, memories of people I care about.
So that's really more where I would put my money.
You got me. So, I've never bought a luxury car
ever in a million years. I start toying with the
(33:17):
idea of it. Quit laughing, Chris. I go out one
day this is I think it was before the show.
I think we were working that day. Chris. I go
out one day and I decided to stop by an
Audi dealership. I stopped by. I've never even sat in
a car this night before, and I test drive it
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was something sweet. I mean, Chris, isn't the A something
like a six, A seven? Whatever? Okay, whatever, Chris, anyway,
I can understand why you wouldn't want German cars. Either way,
I test drove it and I thought, this is so cool.
It's so fast. I've never been in anything this fast.
I went back and I had a pickup at a
Ford pickup for f one fifty. I had Afford pick
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up the trade in and look, I'm a former sales manager.
That's what I did right before I did this. So
I came prepared. I said, I'm going to be trading
in a Ford f one fifty, very good condition. I
had the miles written down, I had like I knew everything.
I knew everything he would need. And the salesman frigging moron.
We get back to the dealership and I hand him
(34:21):
all the information and my information, and I said, man,
I think I'm gonna buy this frigging thing. Here's all
my information. Go work up some numbers, call me, make
me a fair price. I'll come down and buy it. Okay,
sounds good. Never heard from him, I know, Chris just
straight up ghosted me. Did never hearn from him like
I'm some kind of ugly chick asking him out on
(34:42):
a date, or just straight up ghosted me? Okay. So
I went up to the Mercedes dealership, did the same thing, testro.
They had some car in the show room. It was
like a like a gun metal gray type car. You
see a lot of them on the road now. It's
like a gun metal gray what was it, A last
four fifty I think is what it was. Called a
CLS four fifty twenty twenty or twenty nineteen, something like that.
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I'd never sat in a car that was that fast.
Bought it and regretted it. Look, it was fun, it
was fast. My boys are enormous. James is sixteen. I
think he's six 'y four already. Luke is fourteen. I
think he's already six feet six'. One they don't even.
(35:29):
Fit and it was just Not it wasn't me and
it wasn't, practical AND i was. EMBARRASSED i was always
embarrassed WHENEVER i would get recognized and people would be, like,
oh is that your? Car Then i'm A mercedes, guy
AND i WAS i was. Embarrassed, okay, What, Chris what
DID i ever take it to the? Track what track
(35:49):
WOULD i take it?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
To?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Chris do you THINK i have access to just some
random track WHERE i can go race my? Car how
WOULD i? Even how are they? Around and how WOULD
i know?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Whatsoever i'm not a track? Guy and, NO i never
took it to the. Track you're, RIGHT i didn't need the. Speed,
Okay that's WHY i got rid of the dumb. Car
it felt good for a short, time and THEN i regretted.
It it's like dating a. Redhead it. Happens, okay it.
Happens let's talk all, right somebody has a question about
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the Whole Tucker, Carlson Ted cruz dust, up and then
we'll Discuss, Disney harvard other. Things let's talk about. Chalk
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