July 1, 2025 • 37 mins
Trump and Elon getting into it again. Alligator Alcatraz. Primary challenges are coming en mass thanks to Elon. Sauce makes the meal. Sorting thru the language of the Big Beautiful Bill.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
On a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. We are going to continue
with this bill passage. Trump elon for a bit. Then
we're gonna do some emails.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Of course, we're gonna talk about Democrats finding new voters.
Tom Holman is upset up about an anti ice ad,
Disney still flopping. All that and so much more coming
up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's
get back to the bill the House passed. It wasn't good.
(00:52):
It was okay, all right again, There's nothing you could
say to me, nothing you can do to tell me.
Any big bill is beautiful because they're garbage. As soon
as it gets to a certain size, there's gonna be
a bunch of corruption and evil crap in there. And
there is in this one as well. I got it.
It goes to the Senate, the Senate promptly starts to
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make it even worse. That's pretty standards. This is not normal,
This is not new. We were funding sixty percent of
Biden's Green new scam in the House by the Senate
got by the time the Senate got done with it
and voted on it and pasted it. Today it's now
thirty percent green new scam. Now it goes back to
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the House. Okay, the Senate passed it. The House passed it,
then the Senate changed it. Now it goes back to
the House of Representatives. If the House of Representatives passes
it and they say it's going to be tomorrow morning
is going to be the vote, that's it. It goes
to the President's desk for a signage. I had a
chance to talk to two Congressmans. I kind of wanted
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to handicap this before I got on the air to
tell you real honest information. Both congressman I talked to
told me they think it's dead on arrival tomorrow in
the House of Representatives tomorrow. Let me go ahead and
make sure I qualify that with this. Donald Trump is
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a very very very powerful voice, the most powerful voice
by a mile in the Republican Party on the right
in the United States of America. Donald Trump not only
wants this thing done and past, he has said multiple
times publicly he wants it passed before Independence Day. He
said it again today in a long social media post
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that I'm not going to read for you now, Donald Trump,
his sources are better than mine. He's heard what I've heard.
He knows this thing is facing some uh headwinds in
the house. If you will, what's all that mean? I
would be willing to bet as you're listening to the
sound of my voice, if you're listening here on Tuesday night,
(02:56):
I guess it could be Wednesday and you're a podcast listener.
But if if you're listening to me live on Tuesday night,
Tuesday evening, depending on where you're at, either Trump himself
or somebody from the Trump administration is currently talking to
several congressmen trying to whip votes. Now, let's discuss that
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really briefly here. What does that mean? Have you ever
heard of that? Did you know that the whip is
actually an official position. Democrats have one, Republicans have one.
You have a whip. It's a very high ranking position.
It's funny. It's funny that they just flat out named
a position that. But you'll take a congressman and you'll
say you're the whip. What's his job to whip votes?
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His job is to whip congressmen and get their votes. Now,
that doesn't always come in the form of threats or punishment.
Sometimes it does. Sometimes it comes in the form of
I'm gonna say bribery, but that's not always what I mean.
So here's what it might look like. Let's say I'm
one of those Freedom Caucus congressmen and I don't like
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this bill spends too much money. I don't like it.
I'm sorry, I like Donald Trump. I can't vote for
the bill. Maybe it's gonna depend on the person. It's
really gonna depend on who. What works on who? Right,
you use different tactics for everybody. Maybe I'm the type
of person it would be beneficial to threaten me, and
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you know, everybody knows people's personality In Washington, it goes around.
Maybe how it works is Donald Trump's chief of staff.
Maybe Trump himself maybe makes a phone call says, hey,
come up to the White House. I'm gonna talk to you.
Maybe I walk in the White House. That's intimidating you
walk in the White House. Maybe I'll walk in the
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Oval office, and instead of getting greeted warmly, I get told, hey,
we have fifty million dollars ready to fund a primary
challenger for you. If you don't get behind I'm this bill,
So go home tonight and think about it. Do you
want to keep your seat in Congress? Here's your threat
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that that happens a lot when it comes to whipping votes.
But again, it depends on the person. If you tried
that with me, even if I liked the bill, if
I liked the bill and you threatened me, I would
never vote against it. I would never vote for it
ever in a million years. You could hold a gun
to my head. I don't operate in that way. You
know you've heard me how I operate when people try
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to tell me what to say. Anybody doesn't matter who
it is, audience, my boss is anybody althothough they don't
do that at premiere, but anyone program directed doesn't matter.
Why aren't you talking about this? The best way to
guarantee I will never talk about something is if you
tell me to talk about it. And the best way
to guarantee I will talk about something is if you
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tell me to stop talking about it. Guarantee I don't
operate that way. And there are a lot of people
like me. I'm not unique in that they're whipping votes
as we speak for this in the House. So right now,
I'm telling you, they're telling me they don't think it's
going to pass tomorrow morning, but a lot can change
in twelve hours because there's a whole lot of whipping
going on. That's enough of the bill. I do want
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to point this out before we get to the Elon
Musk Trump public spat that apparently is going to be
without Ann. Somebody sent this email and I just thought
it was very appropriate for our conversation we're having right now, Jesse.
If we could cut the federal debt to nineteen nineties
levels overnight, what changes would we notice? Okay, so let's
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talk about this really quickly because it applies very much
to the bill. As I've told you before, I understand
Donald Trump's motivations. We discussed it already at length in
this show Why he Wants It Done, Why he wants
it done Now? And I get it, and honestly I
understand it. I understand it. But have you ever seen
any one of those pictures? Or maybe if you're old enough,
I know we have some moltar people who listen. If
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you're old enough, you remember going down to get a cheeseburger.
It was twenty five cents. Why isn't it twenty five
cents anymore? I'll tell you in my forty three years
if Jack in the box, I'm a big Jack in
the box person for fast food when I'm going fast food,
although I try not to do that as much anymore,
but Jack in the box. If I had some money
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to spend, when I was a kid, I wanted a meal,
you could go get a value meal that's fries, a burger,
a drink, Jack in the box. It was one two
ninety nine, now it's six ninety nine. What happened Washington spending?
Did you know that the reason that cheeseburger isn't twenty
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five cents at the diner anymore now it's twenty five dollars?
Is Washington spending? People don't make that connection. They look
back at the old days and they see that prices
were cheaper, and they think to themselves, Wow, I wonder
what changed. So allow me to just make it perfectly
simple for you. Washington d C continues to spend vast
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quantities more than it takes in, vast quantities, more trillions
more than it takes in, And the end result of
that is your money doesn't go as far now as
it used to. That's the end result. What would it
look like if we could get back to federal debt
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levels of the nineteen nineties, you ask, we would go
back to the prices of the nineteen nineties. Now there
are a whole host of entities, federal government, Republicans, Democrats,
education system, the entities who don't want you to know that.
It's a long, long, long list. But what I just
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said is undeniably true. Things in your life are more
expensive than they used to be because of every trillion
dollar bill you don't pay attention to. That's the truth
of it. The truth of it is, every time Washington
DC spends money, we don't have your money. Your buying
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power goes down, your standard of living goes down. Your
life right now is way more expensive than it should be.
And it's more expensive because Washington DC is destroying the
value of the American dollar by borrowing money in vast
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quantities every single year. You can think of it like
a household. If I'm borrowing two hundred thousand a year
every single year, and I only bring in one hundred
thousand every single year, well, what's going to happen to
my vacation budget? Eventually, what's going to happen to my
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vehicle budget, my food budget, the power bill. Those vacations
are going to start getting, aren't they. Food's gonna go
from something high end like red Lobster to Kraft mac.
That's the way it goes. Countries operate the same way.
Prices aren't what they used to be because Washington DC
can't stop spending money, and Washington DC won't stop spending
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money because the American taxpayer doesn't ask them to, and
the American taxpayer doesn't ask them too, because the American
taxpayer doesn't make that connection. There. It's quite simple. Let's
deal with Musk and Trump and then I'm done with
this boring bill talk. That probably is maybe the best
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So let's touch on this briefly because it's just very predictable.
It's awful, but it's very predictable. Donald Trump and Elon
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musk are publicly throwing poop at each other. Again, just
to recap something we've talked about before. You may not
like this, but there this is human nature when it
comes to men, Type A men. Not every man is
Type A. Not saying that, and I'm not saying you're
you're bad or wrong. If you're not Type A, you
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are how God made you and your family made you.
But Type A guys alphos is what you probably call them,
although that's kind of a stupid term. But type A
guys leaders, natural born leaders. They are necessary. Most people
aren't one, right, and then that's obvious. Most people aren't leaders.
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You can only have a couple. Most people need to
be followers, guys who are used to calling the shots,
walking in the room, and being the most powerful, most
important person in the room. They are necessary to move
the world forward, countries forward, companies forward. They're critically, critically necessary.
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And that's a good thing. But like most good things,
there are bad things that come with it. They don't
work well with each other. They never have, they never will.
Who you look to when both of them walk into
the room. Remember, Donald Trump has lived most of his life,
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pretty much his entire life being the most powerful person
in any room he walks into. Even before he got
into this is before he became president. You watch it,
you watch Celebrity Apprentice. Don't act like you did and
I did aub and I used to watch it all
the time. You have these wealthy millionaire celebrities calling him
mister Trump. Yes, mister Trump. No, mister Trump. It's what
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he's used to, that's been his life. He's a type
a guy. He's going to lead generally. Elon Musk is
the exact same way Elon Musk walks in a room.
He's the richest, most powerful man in every room he
walks into. If Elon Musk says I would like somebody
to bring me a rare cobra from South Africa, guess what.
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Someone will get on a plane and they'll go get
that cobra and they'll bring it to Elon Musk. Because
what Elon Musk says goes. Those guys can come together
for a little while, a temporary setup, and do incredible things.
Think I'll use a basketball analogy. You know who Kobe
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Bryant is, God Rest his soul. One of the great
basketball players of all time. Los Angeles Lakers, Los Angeles
Lakers wanted to win an NBA title. They brought in
Shiqui Wee o Neil to play with Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant,
for his entire adult life was the leader of every
team and the best basketball player on every team he
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ever played on. Shaquille O'Neil, for his entire adult life,
was the leader of every team and the best basketball
player on every team he ever played on. Now you
combine them, they won I think that a couple titles.
I don't remember exactly. They won titles for sure, and
then the whole thing blew up. Jack had to go
for a little while. They can come together, and then
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there's going to be a problem. Eventually, there's going to
be a problem. And this is a lesson for you
and for me. Careful combining your two type A males
in any kind of a dream team scenario, whether it's work, sports,
whatever it is, there's going to be a problem. Elon
Musk gets angry about how evil the Democrats were, how
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horrible they were to the people of this country, opening
up the border, spending all this money, and the two
time Obama voter. Elon Musk decided he was going to
go to war with the Democrats and campaign for Donald Trump,
and he deserves all the credit in the world he
did that. He put his money where his mouth is.
He spent vast quantities of money. He bought Twitter, which
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has been a huge deal because that's how most information
is spread now, and he helped Donald Trump get into
the White House. Elon Musk is famously an obsessive human being.
A lot of uber successful guys, a lot of billionaires,
are this way. You know, they're not always In fact,
they're not usually well rounded people. And I don't mean
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that to insult them. They're just they're going to have
things that are really really good at and then they're
gonna have things they're really really bad. Elon Musk is
an obsessive human being. He became obsessed with exposing government
waste and corruption. That's why he started all that doge stuff.
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Elon Musk spent you remember this, This is right when
Donald Trump got sworn in. He spent all that time
combing through the government books, being mortified at all the
corruption and waste he found, just mortified by it. Remember
when Donald Trump gave his State of the Union. I
know it wasn't a State of the Union, but it
obviously was a State of the Union. And he outlined
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all the crazy, you know, trainee surgery stuff that we're funding.
That was all Elon Musk's doing. Elon Musk and his
team of super nerds got in there and exposed all
this and Elon Musk, used to running private companies, thought that, well,
I found it, I brought it to you. Now cut it,
stop it. That's how it works, that's how it's always
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worked for him. He bought Twitter and probably fired eighty
percent of the staff. You're wasteful. You're wasteful. Gone gone,
you be gone, you be gone. He was mortified by
what he found in the government. He wanted it stopped.
He's a man who's very much aware of debt and
how debt can smash you in the end, and he
wanted it stopped. Trump wants it stopped two but maybe
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not as much. Donald Trump, like every other American president,
Republican and Democrat, wants to do things. Presidents get elected,
and all of them, except for Calvin Coolidge, they want
to do things. Doing things costs money. We'll finish this
up in a minute, then we'll do some emails. Let
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off the toilet?
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That sucks?
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So you take things to mask it or you ignore it. Well,
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I Like It returns next.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday finishing
up this Trump Musk budget stuff, because we have other
things we need to do. We need to do emails,
we need to talk about credit scores. Tom Holman is
mad at CNN. There's so much great stuff still to
come on the Jesse Ca Show tonight. We are even
going to address Alligator Alcatraz here in just a few
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but to finish up the Elon Musk Trump stuff. You
already know they had a public falling out a couple
weeks ago. Elon Musk is now publicly again this is
an obsessive human being. He's not going to let this go.
He is publicly announcing that he will fund primary challengers
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for every Republican who votes for this bill. The bill
Donald Trump is currently trying to get passed with everything
he has. This is a horrible situation because neither of
these men are going to let it go. They're not
the type. Neither of them are the type to let
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it go. Trump is not going to all of a
sudden say well, I mean, I guess Elon's right. It
does spend too much money. Elon Musk, he may not
be the president, but he is the whichest man in
the world. He's not going to say, well, I mean,
I guess all this debt is okay. I'm not worried
about it anymore. They're not going to let it go.
This wonderful partnership and friendship that was always going to
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be temporary has the potential to really really blow up
the party it does. It has the potential to blow
things up. It's ugly. There's nothing we can do about it.
But this audio is a little rough. But when Trump
is out there saying things like this, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
If you want to think her. Look, we might have
to put Doja into Elan, you know, you know DOJ.
DOJ's a monster that has that might have to go
back and eat Eli, and we'll not be there about it.
It's a lot of subsidies, Peter. But Eli's very upset
at the easy mandate. He's going to be terminated.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I know you had to listen to the jet noise,
but I figured you might as well. Hear it from
the man himself, Donald Trump. Someone even asked him about
deporting Elon and he he didn't say no. He said, well,
we'll look into it. He's accusing Elon of only being
against the bill because it eliminates his electric vehicle subsidies,
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which obviously would help Elon and Tesla, and that might
be true too. Look, I'm not assigning motivations to either man.
They're fighting, They're going to be fighting. It's an ugly situation.
It's the way it is. Can't do anything about it.
As do some ebails and move on. Look at we
can't do anything about the fact that it's so is
as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
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Jesse decided to turn your loud mouth off and put
the contemporary Christian radio station on. Two hours went by
and I didn't even notice you were gone. Might have
to keep doing that. Obnoxious is as obnoxious does loud mouth.
And all listen. We all know you're still listening. We
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know you're listening right now. You know you know what
the opposite of love is. It is not hate. This
is an old saying, old wisdom, but it's so true.
The opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference.
Your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband. If they are still
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out there on Facebook telling everybody how much they hate you,
they still think about you a lot. You still stir
emotions inside of them. If, however, they never talk about
you and never mentioned you never think about you. Well,
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you're nothing to them. Now you took the time to
write me this stupid email because you're mad about who
knows what I mean. I don't really care what you're
mad about. But you're still listening. You'll send me another
email tomorrow. If you were that mad about something, you
wouldn't have sent an email to let me know how
much you hated me and obnoxious or whatever. You would
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have just left. And as the saying goes, this is
not an airline. You don't have to announce your departure.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Move along.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
The show is not for everybody, not supposed to be
for everybody, because if the show was for everybody, the
show would be freaking boring like most other shows, and
you wouldn't enjoy it at all. You're not listening to
some Christian radio station, although that would be great, by
the way. Go ahead, go listen to Christian music. That's wonderful,
good for you. You're not doing that. You're listening right now,
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and your little heart is pitter pattering because I'm talking
about your stupid email on the show, and you'll be reading,
you'll be writing another email. You'll be listening today, listening
tomorrow the show I Make You Mad and whatever. I
don't really care for Jesse. How did you survive construction
with your aversion to public restrooms or the Marines for
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that matter. A latrine is no place for weak men,
nor is a portagohn on a site. On the best
days in construction, you get to go grab lunch somewhere
there's a clean bathroom. But that's a luxury. Okay. So
that's a fair question, because everyone knows I despise public
restrooms because of how nasty everybody is and smells. It's horrible.
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Now here's something that I noticed, not only when I
was in the Marines, but especially when I got out
of the Marines. If I say something to the effect
of I don't like eating outside, because I don't, everyone
knows that I don't want to fight the weather and
the wind and the bugs. I want to enjoy my
food in a climate controlled environment. I don't like eating outside.
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Inevitably somebody, friend, family member will say to me, what
do you What do you mean you don't like eating outside?
You were in the Marines. You don't understand I can
eat outside. I've eaten outside in the mountains of Montana, Alaska, Iraq, Thailand.
I've eaten outside in more places than I can possibly count.
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I can eat outside. That doesn't mean I want to
eat outside. When I say I don't like public restrooms,
I'm not the nerd throwing on rubber gloves and putting
a clothes pin on my nose and tiptoeing through there.
I walk in and go pee and wash my hands,
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then dry them off like every other human being. If
you saw me in one, please don't talk to me
in the public restroom. By the way. We'll talk when
I'm done. But if you saw me in one, you
would never know I don't like being there. I can
do it. I can use a bord of john, I
can use public restrooms. I just don't like it. But
that's part of living life, isn't it. You have to
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do all kinds of crap you don't like to do.
I have to explain that to my boys all the time.
It's a constant reinforcement to them. Oh well, that's not fun.
Life's not fun. Sometimes sometimes life sucks. Sometimes you have
to do things you don't want to do, like talk
to Chris. Hey, Jesse, I believe I once heard you
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say dipping sauce is what makes the meal. The vessel
is secondary. If so, I concur as I've just bought
a ton of different sauces for my chicken chunks, and
sauce is what makes it spectacular. Look, my only point
with that is this, And that's actually a Jerry Dunlevy quote.
He's a great a writer, he's a friend of mine.
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It's a done Levy quote where he says, all food
is just a delivery mechanism for sauce. I don't know
if I'll go that far, but I will most definitely
say this the restaurant industry, This is not just fast food.
This is sit down restaurants. The restaurant industry. The people
who work as servers in restaurants, they act as if
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the sauce is nothing, not important at all. So you
get your French fries, or and you ask for a
cider ranch with your French fries. They will never bring
it ever, and they're always just shocked when it doesn't come.
And then when you have to remind them, hey, could
you bring the ranch I asked for? Oh? Sure, But
then they'll saunter over to the other table and check in,
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and they'll they'll fill up the water, and you know,
fifteen minutes later, after your food's already cold, then they'll
bring it to you as if it's the least important
thing in the world. That's insanity. Condiments are everything. Now,
let's get back to talking about Tom Holman, Alligator, Alcatraz,
and so much more. Before we talk about that, Let's
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Rohnda Santis has been an incredible governor for the state
of Florida. Really has been great for the country because
he's been so good, he's shamed other Republican governors into
actually doing good things. He also created He created this
place known as Alligator Alcatraz, that's what they're calling it now.
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It's a detention center for illegals. And Trump is very,
very pleased with the whole thing. He flew down there,
did a big show of it. He's on camera talking about, Hey,
you don't want to escape. It is really cool to look.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
At Alcatraz, which is very appropriate because I looked outside
and it's not a place I want to go hiking
anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's a good thing. Why DeSantis do it.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Here was Trump, and on January twentieth, I signed an
executive order empowering governors and state police to be deputized
to enforce federal immigration laws. And Ron's already taken advantage
of it. It really, it's a tremendous advantage for the
states site most of them are doing it. Actually, the
Blue states tend not to do it. Even a couple
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of them have though, And I want to express my
tremendous thanks to the state of Florida for embracing this
opportunity and being a true partner. They've worked so well with.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
The federal government.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
It's been just a beautiful, beautiful partnership.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
So isn't that nice to hear? Isn't it nice to hear?
After that nasty primary primaries are always nasty. It's it's
family in fighting, so it's always personal turn a friend
to get brother against brother. It's nice to hear stuff
like that. Think it's a ten, maybe nine to nine
he's describing his relationship with RONA. Santis. By the way,
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I think it's a ten maybe nine nine.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Christian might be a couple of little wounds, so maybe
I think we have a ten. We want to probably
get along bread.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
That's nice. This is nice.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Oh well, with the federal government, it's been just a beautiful,
beautiful partnership. So Ron, I'd like to thank you personally.
You are my friend and you'll always be my friend.
And we may have some skirmishes even in the future.
I doubt it, but I will always come back because
we just seemed to We have a blood that seems
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to match pretty well.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
We have.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
We have a relationship that's been a very strong one
for a long period of time, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That is good. Remember how nasty that primary got. Maybe
you even lost friends during that primary. Maybe you were
team to Sants as a team Trump and you spent
your time fighting with the other. That's a good thing,
and it's a good thing that they're coming together for
the shared purpose of getting illegals out of this country.
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I have never in my life seen the GOP discommitted
to stopping illegal immigration. I have wanted it forever. And
the Big Bill, which you know I've made my thoughts
on it well known. But the Big Bill, it increases
ICE's budget. If we have to give it credit for something,
it increases ICE's budget from two billion to something like
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forty five billion. It's hard to read the text on it.
I keep getting different words. But it's a massive increase
in ICE's budget, a massive increase in deportations. That's a
good thing. It's an incredible thing for this country because
Democrats spent four years bringing in these months.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
The other day I was talking to some marshals that
have been partnering with ICE. They said that they had
detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to
take him home, and while they had him in his seat,
he started to eat himself and they had to get
him off and get him medical attention. These are the
kind of deranged individuals that are on our streets in
America that we're trying to target and get out of
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our country because they are so deranged they don't belong here.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I bet I could eat myself what Chris I'm telling
I'm talking about in a starvation scenario. I bet I
would taste pretty good too. It would have to be uh,
you know, you would think you would think a leg.
(34:42):
You would think a leg because that's going to have
more meat on it. You're gonna get more nutrition from
a leg. A butt would probably have the most flavor
if you're thinking about it, because that's where the fat is.
You know, fat equals flavor. It's why a ribbi is
such a could kind of stay. Fat equals flavor. So
you would think a leg. But if you're eating yourself,
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you're gonna have to be pretty desperate and you need
your legs. Your legs are more important. It might have
to be a forearm. I think I could eat my forearm, Chris.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Do you think you could.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Eat your forearm if you were desperate enough? Huh? You
don't think you could eat your forearm? Why not? It's
too big. You don't have to eat it all at once.
You don't have to comula the whole thing down. I'm
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talking about taking a chunk or two out of your
forearm in order to survive. Now, obviously you need to
be careful because if you bite too deep then you've
probably taken There's got to be a lot of important
blood vessels and things like that in there. So if
you bite too deep, you can't say you'd rather die, Chris,
We're talking about a where's your survival instinct? Where's your
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survival instinct? Don't say you'd rather die. You might have
to eat your forum. I'm telling you I could eat myself,
and I'm telling you this, I'd be delicious. And I'm
also telling you the Democrats are freaking evil.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
And I just can't believe we're in a place where,
you know, a TV network, a CNN is talking about
this app and educating people on this existence of this app,
and this app is going to give the bad guy
heads up that we're coming, which means more bad guys
going to escape or rest, which makes this country less safe,
which is a public safety issue. It's a matter of
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time if someone uses that ambushes ICE officers. This is
something we cannot tolerate. We can't stand for. So we're
calling them out and I'm begging Department of Justice look
into this and hold people accountable. This puts ICE officers
at great risk.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Democrats brought monsters into the country on purpose, a monster
who's already in the country, created an app so ICE
can be tracked, so the demons can escape and see
and advertise, basically advertise the app. Talked about the app
on national television. We have a bunch of trees and
(37:11):
as snakes in this country. And yes, I know the
name of the app, and no, I'm not going to
say the name. I don't want to encourage any of that,
but Gohly anyway, Let's talk about new voters who seem
to always be found when a communist gets elected. Let's
talk about credit scores. Let's talk about so much the
world of make believe emails, failing Hollywood, and so much
(37:33):
more in the final hour, Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
On a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. We are going to continue
with this bill passage. Trump elon for a bit. Then
we're gonna do some emails.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Of course, we're gonna talk about Democrats finding new voters.
Tom Holman is upset up about an anti ice ad,
Disney still flopping. All that and so much more coming
up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's
get back to the bill the House passed. It wasn't good.
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It was okay, all right again, There's nothing you could
say to me, nothing you can do to tell me.
Any big bill is beautiful because they're garbage. As soon
as it gets to a certain size, there's gonna be
a bunch of corruption and evil crap in there. And
there is in this one as well. I got it.
It goes to the Senate, the Senate promptly starts to
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make it even worse. That's pretty standards. This is not normal,
This is not new. We were funding sixty percent of
Biden's Green new scam in the House by the Senate
got by the time the Senate got done with it
and voted on it and pasted it. Today it's now
thirty percent green new scam. Now it goes back to
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the House. Okay, the Senate passed it. The House passed it,
then the Senate changed it. Now it goes back to
the House of Representatives. If the House of Representatives passes
it and they say it's going to be tomorrow morning
is going to be the vote, that's it. It goes
to the President's desk for a signage. I had a
chance to talk to two Congressmans. I kind of wanted
(01:54):
to handicap this before I got on the air to
tell you real honest information. Both congressman I talked to
told me they think it's dead on arrival tomorrow in
the House of Representatives tomorrow. Let me go ahead and
make sure I qualify that with this. Donald Trump is
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a very very very powerful voice, the most powerful voice
by a mile in the Republican Party on the right
in the United States of America. Donald Trump not only
wants this thing done and past, he has said multiple
times publicly he wants it passed before Independence Day. He
said it again today in a long social media post
(02:36):
that I'm not going to read for you now, Donald Trump,
his sources are better than mine. He's heard what I've heard.
He knows this thing is facing some uh headwinds in
the house. If you will, what's all that mean? I
would be willing to bet as you're listening to the
sound of my voice, if you're listening here on Tuesday night,
(02:56):
I guess it could be Wednesday and you're a podcast listener.
But if if you're listening to me live on Tuesday night,
Tuesday evening, depending on where you're at, either Trump himself
or somebody from the Trump administration is currently talking to
several congressmen trying to whip votes. Now, let's discuss that
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really briefly here. What does that mean? Have you ever
heard of that? Did you know that the whip is
actually an official position. Democrats have one, Republicans have one.
You have a whip. It's a very high ranking position.
It's funny. It's funny that they just flat out named
a position that. But you'll take a congressman and you'll
say you're the whip. What's his job to whip votes?
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His job is to whip congressmen and get their votes. Now,
that doesn't always come in the form of threats or punishment.
Sometimes it does. Sometimes it comes in the form of
I'm gonna say bribery, but that's not always what I mean.
So here's what it might look like. Let's say I'm
one of those Freedom Caucus congressmen and I don't like
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this bill spends too much money. I don't like it.
I'm sorry, I like Donald Trump. I can't vote for
the bill. Maybe it's gonna depend on the person. It's
really gonna depend on who. What works on who? Right,
you use different tactics for everybody. Maybe I'm the type
of person it would be beneficial to threaten me, and
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you know, everybody knows people's personality In Washington, it goes around.
Maybe how it works is Donald Trump's chief of staff.
Maybe Trump himself maybe makes a phone call says, hey,
come up to the White House. I'm gonna talk to you.
Maybe I walk in the White House. That's intimidating you
walk in the White House. Maybe I'll walk in the
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Oval office, and instead of getting greeted warmly, I get told, hey,
we have fifty million dollars ready to fund a primary
challenger for you. If you don't get behind I'm this bill,
So go home tonight and think about it. Do you
want to keep your seat in Congress? Here's your threat
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that that happens a lot when it comes to whipping votes.
But again, it depends on the person. If you tried
that with me, even if I liked the bill, if
I liked the bill and you threatened me, I would
never vote against it. I would never vote for it
ever in a million years. You could hold a gun
to my head. I don't operate in that way. You
know you've heard me how I operate when people try
(05:28):
to tell me what to say. Anybody doesn't matter who
it is, audience, my boss is anybody althothough they don't
do that at premiere, but anyone program directed doesn't matter.
Why aren't you talking about this? The best way to
guarantee I will never talk about something is if you
tell me to talk about it. And the best way
to guarantee I will talk about something is if you
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tell me to stop talking about it. Guarantee I don't
operate that way. And there are a lot of people
like me. I'm not unique in that they're whipping votes
as we speak for this in the House. So right now,
I'm telling you, they're telling me they don't think it's
going to pass tomorrow morning, but a lot can change
in twelve hours because there's a whole lot of whipping
going on. That's enough of the bill. I do want
(06:11):
to point this out before we get to the Elon
Musk Trump public spat that apparently is going to be
without Ann. Somebody sent this email and I just thought
it was very appropriate for our conversation we're having right now, Jesse.
If we could cut the federal debt to nineteen nineties
levels overnight, what changes would we notice? Okay, so let's
(06:33):
talk about this really quickly because it applies very much
to the bill. As I've told you before, I understand
Donald Trump's motivations. We discussed it already at length in
this show Why he Wants It Done, Why he wants
it done Now? And I get it, and honestly I
understand it. I understand it. But have you ever seen
any one of those pictures? Or maybe if you're old enough,
I know we have some moltar people who listen. If
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you're old enough, you remember going down to get a cheeseburger.
It was twenty five cents. Why isn't it twenty five
cents anymore? I'll tell you in my forty three years
if Jack in the box, I'm a big Jack in
the box person for fast food when I'm going fast food,
although I try not to do that as much anymore,
but Jack in the box. If I had some money
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to spend, when I was a kid, I wanted a meal,
you could go get a value meal that's fries, a burger,
a drink, Jack in the box. It was one two
ninety nine, now it's six ninety nine. What happened Washington spending?
Did you know that the reason that cheeseburger isn't twenty
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five cents at the diner anymore now it's twenty five dollars?
Is Washington spending? People don't make that connection. They look
back at the old days and they see that prices
were cheaper, and they think to themselves, Wow, I wonder
what changed. So allow me to just make it perfectly
simple for you. Washington d C continues to spend vast
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quantities more than it takes in, vast quantities, more trillions
more than it takes in, And the end result of
that is your money doesn't go as far now as
it used to. That's the end result. What would it
look like if we could get back to federal debt
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levels of the nineteen nineties, you ask, we would go
back to the prices of the nineteen nineties. Now there
are a whole host of entities, federal government, Republicans, Democrats,
education system, the entities who don't want you to know that.
It's a long, long, long list. But what I just
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said is undeniably true. Things in your life are more
expensive than they used to be because of every trillion
dollar bill you don't pay attention to. That's the truth
of it. The truth of it is, every time Washington
DC spends money, we don't have your money. Your buying
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power goes down, your standard of living goes down. Your
life right now is way more expensive than it should be.
And it's more expensive because Washington DC is destroying the
value of the American dollar by borrowing money in vast
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quantities every single year. You can think of it like
a household. If I'm borrowing two hundred thousand a year
every single year, and I only bring in one hundred
thousand every single year, well, what's going to happen to
my vacation budget? Eventually, what's going to happen to my
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vehicle budget, my food budget, the power bill. Those vacations
are going to start getting, aren't they. Food's gonna go
from something high end like red Lobster to Kraft mac.
That's the way it goes. Countries operate the same way.
Prices aren't what they used to be because Washington DC
can't stop spending money, and Washington DC won't stop spending
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money because the American taxpayer doesn't ask them to, and
the American taxpayer doesn't ask them too, because the American
taxpayer doesn't make that connection. There. It's quite simple. Let's
deal with Musk and Trump and then I'm done with
this boring bill talk. That probably is maybe the best
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silver yet? Or are you?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What are you holding out for for Washington d C
To cut spending? What do you think is more likely
Washington DC's gonna stop spending so much money or keep
spending more than they take in. I'll give you a
second to process that. Yet, you need to get some
gold or silver as part of your retirement. The politicians
in Washington DC are going to continue to destroy the
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. We still have so much more.
So let's touch on this briefly because it's just very predictable.
It's awful, but it's very predictable. Donald Trump and Elon
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musk are publicly throwing poop at each other. Again, just
to recap something we've talked about before. You may not
like this, but there this is human nature when it
comes to men, Type A men. Not every man is
Type A. Not saying that, and I'm not saying you're
you're bad or wrong. If you're not Type A, you
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are how God made you and your family made you.
But Type A guys alphos is what you probably call them,
although that's kind of a stupid term. But type A
guys leaders, natural born leaders. They are necessary. Most people
aren't one, right, and then that's obvious. Most people aren't leaders.
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You can only have a couple. Most people need to
be followers, guys who are used to calling the shots,
walking in the room, and being the most powerful, most
important person in the room. They are necessary to move
the world forward, countries forward, companies forward. They're critically, critically necessary.
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And that's a good thing. But like most good things,
there are bad things that come with it. They don't
work well with each other. They never have, they never will.
Who you look to when both of them walk into
the room. Remember, Donald Trump has lived most of his life,
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pretty much his entire life being the most powerful person
in any room he walks into. Even before he got
into this is before he became president. You watch it,
you watch Celebrity Apprentice. Don't act like you did and
I did aub and I used to watch it all
the time. You have these wealthy millionaire celebrities calling him
mister Trump. Yes, mister Trump. No, mister Trump. It's what
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he's used to, that's been his life. He's a type
a guy. He's going to lead generally. Elon Musk is
the exact same way Elon Musk walks in a room.
He's the richest, most powerful man in every room he
walks into. If Elon Musk says I would like somebody
to bring me a rare cobra from South Africa, guess what.
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Someone will get on a plane and they'll go get
that cobra and they'll bring it to Elon Musk. Because
what Elon Musk says goes. Those guys can come together
for a little while, a temporary setup, and do incredible things.
Think I'll use a basketball analogy. You know who Kobe
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Bryant is, God Rest his soul. One of the great
basketball players of all time. Los Angeles Lakers, Los Angeles
Lakers wanted to win an NBA title. They brought in
Shiqui Wee o Neil to play with Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant,
for his entire adult life was the leader of every
team and the best basketball player on every team he
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ever played on. Shaquille O'Neil, for his entire adult life,
was the leader of every team and the best basketball
player on every team he ever played on. Now you
combine them, they won I think that a couple titles.
I don't remember exactly. They won titles for sure, and
then the whole thing blew up. Jack had to go
for a little while. They can come together, and then
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there's going to be a problem. Eventually, there's going to
be a problem. And this is a lesson for you
and for me. Careful combining your two type A males
in any kind of a dream team scenario, whether it's work, sports,
whatever it is, there's going to be a problem. Elon
Musk gets angry about how evil the Democrats were, how
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horrible they were to the people of this country, opening
up the border, spending all this money, and the two
time Obama voter. Elon Musk decided he was going to
go to war with the Democrats and campaign for Donald Trump,
and he deserves all the credit in the world he
did that. He put his money where his mouth is.
He spent vast quantities of money. He bought Twitter, which
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has been a huge deal because that's how most information
is spread now, and he helped Donald Trump get into
the White House. Elon Musk is famously an obsessive human being.
A lot of uber successful guys, a lot of billionaires,
are this way. You know, they're not always In fact,
they're not usually well rounded people. And I don't mean
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that to insult them. They're just they're going to have
things that are really really good at and then they're
gonna have things they're really really bad. Elon Musk is
an obsessive human being. He became obsessed with exposing government
waste and corruption. That's why he started all that doge stuff.
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Elon Musk spent you remember this, This is right when
Donald Trump got sworn in. He spent all that time
combing through the government books, being mortified at all the
corruption and waste he found, just mortified by it. Remember
when Donald Trump gave his State of the Union. I
know it wasn't a State of the Union, but it
obviously was a State of the Union. And he outlined
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all the crazy, you know, trainee surgery stuff that we're funding.
That was all Elon Musk's doing. Elon Musk and his
team of super nerds got in there and exposed all
this and Elon Musk, used to running private companies, thought that, well,
I found it, I brought it to you. Now cut it,
stop it. That's how it works, that's how it's always
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worked for him. He bought Twitter and probably fired eighty
percent of the staff. You're wasteful. You're wasteful. Gone gone,
you be gone, you be gone. He was mortified by
what he found in the government. He wanted it stopped.
He's a man who's very much aware of debt and
how debt can smash you in the end, and he
wanted it stopped. Trump wants it stopped two but maybe
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not as much. Donald Trump, like every other American president,
Republican and Democrat, wants to do things. Presidents get elected,
and all of them, except for Calvin Coolidge, they want
to do things. Doing things costs money. We'll finish this
up in a minute, then we'll do some emails. Let
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off the toilet?
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That sucks?
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday finishing
up this Trump Musk budget stuff, because we have other
things we need to do. We need to do emails,
we need to talk about credit scores. Tom Holman is
mad at CNN. There's so much great stuff still to
come on the Jesse Ca Show tonight. We are even
going to address Alligator Alcatraz here in just a few
(20:04):
but to finish up the Elon Musk Trump stuff. You
already know they had a public falling out a couple
weeks ago. Elon Musk is now publicly again this is
an obsessive human being. He's not going to let this go.
He is publicly announcing that he will fund primary challengers
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for every Republican who votes for this bill. The bill
Donald Trump is currently trying to get passed with everything
he has. This is a horrible situation because neither of
these men are going to let it go. They're not
the type. Neither of them are the type to let
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it go. Trump is not going to all of a
sudden say well, I mean, I guess Elon's right. It
does spend too much money. Elon Musk, he may not
be the president, but he is the whichest man in
the world. He's not going to say, well, I mean,
I guess all this debt is okay. I'm not worried
about it anymore. They're not going to let it go.
This wonderful partnership and friendship that was always going to
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be temporary has the potential to really really blow up
the party it does. It has the potential to blow
things up. It's ugly. There's nothing we can do about it.
But this audio is a little rough. But when Trump
is out there saying things like this, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
If you want to think her. Look, we might have
to put Doja into Elan, you know, you know DOJ.
DOJ's a monster that has that might have to go
back and eat Eli, and we'll not be there about it.
It's a lot of subsidies, Peter. But Eli's very upset
at the easy mandate. He's going to be terminated.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I know you had to listen to the jet noise,
but I figured you might as well. Hear it from
the man himself, Donald Trump. Someone even asked him about
deporting Elon and he he didn't say no. He said, well,
we'll look into it. He's accusing Elon of only being
against the bill because it eliminates his electric vehicle subsidies,
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which obviously would help Elon and Tesla, and that might
be true too. Look, I'm not assigning motivations to either man.
They're fighting, They're going to be fighting. It's an ugly situation.
It's the way it is. Can't do anything about it.
As do some ebails and move on. Look at we
can't do anything about the fact that it's so is
as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
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Jesse decided to turn your loud mouth off and put
the contemporary Christian radio station on. Two hours went by
and I didn't even notice you were gone. Might have
to keep doing that. Obnoxious is as obnoxious does loud mouth.
And all listen. We all know you're still listening. We
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know you're listening right now. You know you know what
the opposite of love is. It is not hate. This
is an old saying, old wisdom, but it's so true.
The opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference.
Your ex boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband. If they are still
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out there on Facebook telling everybody how much they hate you,
they still think about you a lot. You still stir
emotions inside of them. If, however, they never talk about
you and never mentioned you never think about you. Well,
(23:54):
you're nothing to them. Now you took the time to
write me this stupid email because you're mad about who
knows what I mean. I don't really care what you're
mad about. But you're still listening. You'll send me another
email tomorrow. If you were that mad about something, you
wouldn't have sent an email to let me know how
much you hated me and obnoxious or whatever. You would
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have just left. And as the saying goes, this is
not an airline. You don't have to announce your departure.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Move along.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
The show is not for everybody, not supposed to be
for everybody, because if the show was for everybody, the
show would be freaking boring like most other shows, and
you wouldn't enjoy it at all. You're not listening to
some Christian radio station, although that would be great, by
the way. Go ahead, go listen to Christian music. That's wonderful,
good for you. You're not doing that. You're listening right now,
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and your little heart is pitter pattering because I'm talking
about your stupid email on the show, and you'll be reading,
you'll be writing another email. You'll be listening today, listening
tomorrow the show I Make You Mad and whatever. I
don't really care for Jesse. How did you survive construction
with your aversion to public restrooms or the Marines for
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that matter. A latrine is no place for weak men,
nor is a portagohn on a site. On the best
days in construction, you get to go grab lunch somewhere
there's a clean bathroom. But that's a luxury. Okay. So
that's a fair question, because everyone knows I despise public
restrooms because of how nasty everybody is and smells. It's horrible.
(25:32):
Now here's something that I noticed, not only when I
was in the Marines, but especially when I got out
of the Marines. If I say something to the effect
of I don't like eating outside, because I don't, everyone
knows that I don't want to fight the weather and
the wind and the bugs. I want to enjoy my
food in a climate controlled environment. I don't like eating outside.
(25:56):
Inevitably somebody, friend, family member will say to me, what
do you What do you mean you don't like eating outside?
You were in the Marines. You don't understand I can
eat outside. I've eaten outside in the mountains of Montana, Alaska, Iraq, Thailand.
I've eaten outside in more places than I can possibly count.
(26:20):
I can eat outside. That doesn't mean I want to
eat outside. When I say I don't like public restrooms,
I'm not the nerd throwing on rubber gloves and putting
a clothes pin on my nose and tiptoeing through there.
I walk in and go pee and wash my hands,
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then dry them off like every other human being. If
you saw me in one, please don't talk to me
in the public restroom. By the way. We'll talk when
I'm done. But if you saw me in one, you
would never know I don't like being there. I can
do it. I can use a bord of john, I
can use public restrooms. I just don't like it. But
that's part of living life, isn't it. You have to
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do all kinds of crap you don't like to do.
I have to explain that to my boys all the time.
It's a constant reinforcement to them. Oh well, that's not fun.
Life's not fun. Sometimes sometimes life sucks. Sometimes you have
to do things you don't want to do, like talk
to Chris. Hey, Jesse, I believe I once heard you
(27:21):
say dipping sauce is what makes the meal. The vessel
is secondary. If so, I concur as I've just bought
a ton of different sauces for my chicken chunks, and
sauce is what makes it spectacular. Look, my only point
with that is this, And that's actually a Jerry Dunlevy quote.
He's a great a writer, he's a friend of mine.
(27:42):
It's a done Levy quote where he says, all food
is just a delivery mechanism for sauce. I don't know
if I'll go that far, but I will most definitely
say this the restaurant industry, This is not just fast food.
This is sit down restaurants. The restaurant industry. The people
who work as servers in restaurants, they act as if
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the sauce is nothing, not important at all. So you
get your French fries, or and you ask for a
cider ranch with your French fries. They will never bring
it ever, and they're always just shocked when it doesn't come.
And then when you have to remind them, hey, could
you bring the ranch I asked for? Oh? Sure, But
then they'll saunter over to the other table and check in,
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and they'll they'll fill up the water, and you know,
fifteen minutes later, after your food's already cold, then they'll
bring it to you as if it's the least important
thing in the world. That's insanity. Condiments are everything. Now,
let's get back to talking about Tom Holman, Alligator, Alcatraz,
and so much more. Before we talk about that, Let's
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give you something for free. That's what He'll still college does.
They give out wisdom for free. There are not many
things that are free out there that are worth anything.
Everybody knows about Hillsdale College. How long has Hillsdale College
been churning out pamphlets and other things teaching us about
(29:09):
the basics Hillsdale College For as long as I've been
involved in politics, they have been giving the right a
base of knowledge about everything, the Constitution or capitalism, or
maybe the Bible or Roman history. They've been built. You
could just exist on Hillsdale's free wisdom. And they have
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online courses, more than forty of them at no cost.
If you go to Hillsdale dot edu, slash Jesse and enroll,
you can enjoy them on your phone, computer, whatever, smart TV,
no cost to you whatsoever. Why wouldn't you pounce on
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that Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, The Wonderful Jesse Kelly Show.
On a Tuesday. Member, you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, that's enough of Trump
fighting with somebody. Let's talk about Trump getting along with
somebody who used to fight with you.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
See.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Rohnda Santis has been an incredible governor for the state
of Florida. Really has been great for the country because
he's been so good, he's shamed other Republican governors into
actually doing good things. He also created He created this
place known as Alligator Alcatraz, that's what they're calling it now.
(30:46):
It's a detention center for illegals. And Trump is very,
very pleased with the whole thing. He flew down there,
did a big show of it. He's on camera talking about, Hey,
you don't want to escape. It is really cool to look.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
At Alcatraz, which is very appropriate because I looked outside
and it's not a place I want to go hiking
anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's a good thing. Why DeSantis do it.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Here was Trump, and on January twentieth, I signed an
executive order empowering governors and state police to be deputized
to enforce federal immigration laws. And Ron's already taken advantage
of it. It really, it's a tremendous advantage for the
states site most of them are doing it. Actually, the
Blue states tend not to do it. Even a couple
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of them have though, And I want to express my
tremendous thanks to the state of Florida for embracing this
opportunity and being a true partner. They've worked so well with.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
The federal government.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
It's been just a beautiful, beautiful partnership.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
So isn't that nice to hear? Isn't it nice to hear?
After that nasty primary primaries are always nasty. It's it's
family in fighting, so it's always personal turn a friend
to get brother against brother. It's nice to hear stuff
like that. Think it's a ten, maybe nine to nine
he's describing his relationship with RONA. Santis. By the way,
(32:08):
I think it's a ten maybe nine nine.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Christian might be a couple of little wounds, so maybe
I think we have a ten. We want to probably
get along bread.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
That's nice. This is nice.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Oh well, with the federal government, it's been just a beautiful,
beautiful partnership. So Ron, I'd like to thank you personally.
You are my friend and you'll always be my friend.
And we may have some skirmishes even in the future.
I doubt it, but I will always come back because
we just seemed to We have a blood that seems
(32:40):
to match pretty well.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
We have.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
We have a relationship that's been a very strong one
for a long period of time, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
That is good. Remember how nasty that primary got. Maybe
you even lost friends during that primary. Maybe you were
team to Sants as a team Trump and you spent
your time fighting with the other. That's a good thing,
and it's a good thing that they're coming together for
the shared purpose of getting illegals out of this country.
(33:12):
I have never in my life seen the GOP discommitted
to stopping illegal immigration. I have wanted it forever. And
the Big Bill, which you know I've made my thoughts
on it well known. But the Big Bill, it increases
ICE's budget. If we have to give it credit for something,
it increases ICE's budget from two billion to something like
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forty five billion. It's hard to read the text on it.
I keep getting different words. But it's a massive increase
in ICE's budget, a massive increase in deportations. That's a
good thing. It's an incredible thing for this country because
Democrats spent four years bringing in these months.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
The other day I was talking to some marshals that
have been partnering with ICE. They said that they had
detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to
take him home, and while they had him in his seat,
he started to eat himself and they had to get
him off and get him medical attention. These are the
kind of deranged individuals that are on our streets in
America that we're trying to target and get out of
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our country because they are so deranged they don't belong here.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I bet I could eat myself what Chris I'm telling
I'm talking about in a starvation scenario. I bet I
would taste pretty good too. It would have to be uh,
you know, you would think you would think a leg.
(34:42):
You would think a leg because that's going to have
more meat on it. You're gonna get more nutrition from
a leg. A butt would probably have the most flavor
if you're thinking about it, because that's where the fat is.
You know, fat equals flavor. It's why a ribbi is
such a could kind of stay. Fat equals flavor. So
you would think a leg. But if you're eating yourself,
(35:06):
you're gonna have to be pretty desperate and you need
your legs. Your legs are more important. It might have
to be a forearm. I think I could eat my forearm, Chris.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Do you think you could.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Eat your forearm if you were desperate enough? Huh? You
don't think you could eat your forearm? Why not? It's
too big. You don't have to eat it all at once.
You don't have to comula the whole thing down. I'm
(35:39):
talking about taking a chunk or two out of your
forearm in order to survive. Now, obviously you need to
be careful because if you bite too deep then you've
probably taken There's got to be a lot of important
blood vessels and things like that in there. So if
you bite too deep, you can't say you'd rather die, Chris,
We're talking about a where's your survival instinct? Where's your
(36:03):
survival instinct? Don't say you'd rather die. You might have
to eat your forum. I'm telling you I could eat myself,
and I'm telling you this, I'd be delicious. And I'm
also telling you the Democrats are freaking evil.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
And I just can't believe we're in a place where,
you know, a TV network, a CNN is talking about
this app and educating people on this existence of this app,
and this app is going to give the bad guy
heads up that we're coming, which means more bad guys
going to escape or rest, which makes this country less safe,
which is a public safety issue. It's a matter of
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time if someone uses that ambushes ICE officers. This is
something we cannot tolerate. We can't stand for. So we're
calling them out and I'm begging Department of Justice look
into this and hold people accountable. This puts ICE officers
at great risk.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Democrats brought monsters into the country on purpose, a monster
who's already in the country, created an app so ICE
can be tracked, so the demons can escape and see
and advertise, basically advertise the app. Talked about the app
on national television. We have a bunch of trees and
(37:11):
as snakes in this country. And yes, I know the
name of the app, and no, I'm not going to
say the name. I don't want to encourage any of that,
but Gohly anyway, Let's talk about new voters who seem
to always be found when a communist gets elected. Let's
talk about credit scores. Let's talk about so much the
world of make believe emails, failing Hollywood, and so much
(37:33):
more in the final hour, Hang on
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