July 10, 2025 • 36 mins
The communist is at war with you whether you want it or not. Is Jasmine Crockett going to be the next Senator from Texas? Why do our representatives accurately represent Democrats but not Republicans? Saving a country is not an event, it is a process. Why is the music on The Jesse Kelly Show so good?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Thursday. We'll talk about well, well, we talked
about the radicalism of the Democrat voter. What's up with
the GOP voter. Let's compare and contrast there. We are
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going to discuss what's going on in Spain. Not that
you care about Spain, but it's pretty good evidence of
something we've talked about before. We'll discuss that at length.
We will make fun of Michelle Obama, We'll do some emails.
All that so much more coming up on The Jesse
Kelly Show. And another reminder to you that tomorrow's Ask
Doctor Jesse Friday all three hours. I answer your questions.
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Email them now, Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So we talked earlier. We
were talking about Jasmine Crockett being, as of right now,
the faraway winner in the Democrat the potential Democrat primary
for Senate in the state of Texas, and we discussed
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the Democrat voter. We're always pointing fingers at this Democrat
politician and that Democrat politician. But Democrat politicians are not
more radical than Democrat voters. Poll after poll after poll,
primary after primary after primary shows that. Now, why don't
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we have that? I don't know about you, but I
could go for more go peers who are as far
to the right as Jasmine Crockett is to the left.
Why don't we have that? The Democrat representative in their
city and their state, and the House and the Senate,
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the Democrat representative accurately reflects the Democrat voter. The GOP
representative does not. How in the world is John Thune
a United States Senator? John Cornyn, he Hansey Graham, Bill Cassidy,
Mike Rounds, Curtis. I could go down the James low T. Langford.
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You've heard me rant on these red state senators. How
is James Langford a senator from one of the reddest
states in the Union. Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
I spent a lot of time in Oklahoma. By the way,
it's freaking wonderful. Everyone calls it flyover country. Oklahoma is
the bomb. Don't shake your head, Chris, you born and
bred Texan. There's nothing wrong with Oklahoma. Gosh, you Texans
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are so mean to them. I know it can be flat.
There are fun things that can be flat. Nebraska's flat
and it's fun. Kansas same Omaha. Have you been to Omaha.
Omaha's good city, Omaha's don't distract me Chrits. By the way,
what is up with your hair again? Do you not
own a brush? I'll buy you one. It's I don't
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know what that is. I'm like, at this point in time,
I want to send you to a dog groomer. That's
how That's what it looks. Anyway, we're not going to
get distracted with Jewish producer Chris right now. Why does
the Democrat representative accurately reflect the Democrat voter and the
GOP representative does not. It's quite simple. They show up.
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The national average differs from place to place and race
to race. That rhyme, that was awesome, But the national
average is that half the Democrat voters show up and
vote in their primaries, one fourth of the GOP does.
Fifty percent of their voters show up for a primary.
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Twenty five percent of our voters do. That is a disgrace.
And so let's talk about things some of the nitty
gritty details of that. Because when I say things like that,
like South Carolina. I dog on South Carolina because your
senators suck. People will email in and they'll accurately see
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what Jesse Democrats vote in our primaries. We have an
open primary. Democrats go vote in the primaries. They'll vote
for the more moderate candidate. That's how Nandy Graham is
still a United States Senator from one of the redest states. Okay,
I got that, I got that. So how do you
change that? Well, the state, the state legislature of South Carolina,
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they're the ones who can change that. All right, let's
identify where the problem lies. Okay, that's where the problem lies.
So a fairly obvious point would be Lindsey Graham a
United States Senator. He's going to carry a lot of
political weight in the state of South Carolina, so it
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would it's obvious Lindsey Graham doesn't want to close the primaries.
The open primary system is the reason he gets to
continue to be Operation Midnight Hammer in Washington, DC. So
we have to change the state legislature. Now, that's when
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it starts to feel too ominous in like too much work, right, Okay, Well,
I want Lindsey Graham out to get Lindsey Graham out,
we have to get the legislature to change the law.
To get the legislature to change the law, well, that
means we have to change the legislature. Well, now that
means I have to whip votes in a primary. This
sounds like a multi year process. Yes, it is a
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multi year process to change your government, to change my government.
How many times have we said this? We have to
remember and I have to remember this too. Saving a country,
we're losing a country, is not an event. It is
a process. It is not an event. It is a process,
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and we want it to be an event when we win,
don't we. Donald Trump just won. We have the House,
we have the Senate. Surely all our problems are solved. No,
that helped, certainly a lot better than if Dome was
president right now. But it's an it's a process. That
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was one critical step of many critical steps that need
to be taken to change the country. You want to
change your United States senator in South Carolina got to
change the legislature. You want to change the legislature, you
have to get involved in the primary process. And that,
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let me encourage you with this. We went all the
way from the United States Senate down to the primary
of your state legislature. And this applies to a lot
of states. So don't think this is just South Carolina. Now,
that sounds like a lot of work, You're not wrong.
Sounds like it's gonna take time. You're not wrong. But
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few people vote in those primaries. Now that's sad, that's
not what we want. But if you talking to you,
what if you could rally some votes. What if maybe
you were that candidate to run in that primary, or
you found a good candidate to run in that primary.
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Maybe you donated some money if you have it, Maybe
you donated some time. Maybe you were texting, mailing, knocking
on doors. These primaries for state house and state senate seats,
these primaries can be won because nobody shows up to vote.
The bad news is nobody shows up to vote. But
guess what the good news is, nobody shows up to vote.
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You can get You can win a spot on that
school board because nobody shows up to vote. You can
win a spot on the county board of supervisors, the
water board. You can win a primary in a state
legislature because nobody shows up to vote. That's a good point.
Chris A. Town of one hundred thousand. You know how
many people are going to show up to vote about
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a thousand maybe two. That means you, in a roundabout way,
you can get rid of Mike Rounds. You in a
roundabout way, can get rid of Mitch McConnell. I know
he's retiring, but you know what I mean. You have
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the power. It's going to take time, it's going to
take effort. We have to learn to fall in love
with the process. But Democrats, as horrible and evil as
their politicians may be, Democrat voters have figured it out
long long ago. They figured out if they work, if
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they put in the work, they knock on the doors,
they put out the mean Facebook posts, they're sending text
messages to their friends. If they put in the work,
eventually their party will accurately reflect them and their values.
They figured this out years ago. They have fallen in
love with the process. They've fallen in love with the work.
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They have put in the work. And now Jasmine Crockett
voters get Jasmine Crockett the representative. Ilhan Omar voters get
ilhan Omar the representative. Los Angeles voters get Karen Bass
as their mayor. They know if they put in the
work and they show up, their politicians will accurately reflect them.
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We sit and we beat our heads against the wall
because John Loser Cornyn as a Senator from the state
of Texas, when we could have the most blood red
senators and the history of mankind we meet, not myself included,
have not done enough to make sure that happens. That's
a fact. Now, speaking of that Senate primary in Texas,
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I think the whole country's interested in getting rid of
John corn And and replacing him with somebody decent. Let's do
a little a little rewind to last month, shall we,
because you me, we had a little talk about that,
and there's some evidence coming out today that the old
oracle was right. Chris Oracle Beaver Slayer nailed it again.
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Before we do that, let's get your cell phone switched.
I got this email. Blessed me to no end. You
remember that Pure that campaign Pure Talk was doing leading
up to Independence Day where they were sending out American
flags to veterans. Listen to this. Tell me if Verizon
ever has done something like this at and T T Mobile, Jesse,
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I'm a Pure Talk customer. When I heard you mentioned
their promotion to nominate a veteran to receive an Allegiance flag.
I nominated one of my best friends to receive one.
After his service in the Navy. He became an NYPD
officer and served during nine to eleven at Ground zero
along with my husband. He received his flag and was
so happy with it. It was presented beautifully. Had I
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not listened to your show, I wouldn't have known about
the promotion. I just wanted to thank you and Pure Talk.
Her name is Sherry, said, I can use her name.
Don't thank me. I didn't do it. Pure Talk did it.
That's the kind of company I want to do business with.
They're on the same five G network. You're not going
to sacrifice service. You want to patronize a company like that,
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and you'll spend less. Pick up your phone and dial
pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, it's time
to switch. We'll be back. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Oh on a wonderful Thursday. Gosh, it
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is so good to be here to answer the question
that I'm sure is burning on your mind. No, I
have not actually killed any of the beavers yet, I
am biding my time. When you know, Beaver's the way
I do. You bide your time and you wait for
the right time to strike. That's what I'm doing now.
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I will keep you updated every step of the way.
And remember Jewish producer Chris looked it up, which, of
course he did. One hundred bucks of pelt. One hundred
bucks of pelt. First one I kill, I'm making a hat,
second one taking the family to red Lobster Jesse. Your
claim that Chris is you claim that Chris is real, Right, well,
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I think I'm onder your scam. Your Chris, if he exists,
is actually a sixty five year old geezer who grew
up in the sixties, seventies or eighties. I find it
hard to believe that some filth d gen z hairbag
has the musical taste or refinement to bump into segments
with Zeppelin, Purple Sabbath, et cetera. He says, best bumper
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music on the radio. Prove me wrong, mister oracle. No,
I don't have to prove you wrong. Listen, there's there's
something I learned long long ago, really right about the
time I started working with Chris and now Corey. If
you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
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You can't bank on Corey making a contribution or Chris
making a contribution. You'll just be waiting. You'll be waiting
till you're dead. It doesn't work that way. So the music,
it was quite simple. I took the all right, well
let's just talk for a second. All right, Paul, it's pause.
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You know how hesitant I am to brag on myself.
It's not something I like, it's not something I do.
But my musical taste is spectacular. At one point, remember CDs.
I know every kid listening doesn't even know what that is,
but I swear my life children, there were these CDs
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and they contained music. And you didn't just get to
pick one song that wasn't a thing that happened. You
had to buy an entire album. So when the Beach
Boys came out with an album, you had to buy
the whole thing. That you get me CDs. Have you
ever seen one of the big CD booklets? I don't
even know how many they held. I would guess two hundred,
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but that's a guess. The huge booklets of CDs. Well
you know, I didn't grow up with a lot of money.
We weren't poor. I don't want to act like we
were starving, but I certainly didn't grow up with a
lot of money. So a CD used to cost fifteen
sixteen bucks. You couldn't just go out and buy every
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you wanted, So you had to after you got summer
jobs and after you did certain things. You had to
be very selective about the CD you purchased because I
couldn't afford to go in and just buy five CDs.
You could buy one, maybe two. A lifetime of work,
A lifetime of work. I created the greatest CD book
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in human history. And the reason I created the greatest
CD book in human history is I tend to bore
really easily. It's a horrible character trait, but it worked
really well here. So my musical taste is all over
the place. If you could look at my phone, you
would see things that would baffle you. You know, I
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have classical music on my phone that I listened to.
Isn't that nerdy? I have classic rock as you, as
you probably have figured out, I love that. I have
all kinds of classic country, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash. I
have worship songs. I have Irish drinking songs on my phone.
I have musical renditions of Fourth of July music. I
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have Christmas music that's amazing. Neil Diamond made the greatest
Christmas album ever. I should point out I have stuff.
I have rap. I don't really listen to that anymore,
old old old rap. I'm talking, you know, eighties, nineties rap.
I have rap on there, you name it, I have it.
So a lifetime of collecting these CDs. I had the
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greatest CD book in human history. Whatever you were in
the mood for, I had it. You want a jam
to Zeppelin, that's jammed Zeppelin, you name it. I had it.
Park my truck one night in Tucson, and like a fool,
I left my CD book in the trunk. By this
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point in my life, I'd never been robbed, so I
guess I was just naive. Next morning, I go unlock
my truck and I open up the driver's side door.
I open up the driver's side door and I noticed
there's broken glass in my truck. My heart sinks. Chris said,
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you didn't notice before you got in. It was the
passenger side window. And I approached the truck from the
driver's side. I just didn't look okay. But immediately when
I saw the broken glass, I knew what had happened.
My heart sank before I even looked up. Before my
eyes looked up and saw the busted out window, I
knew what had happened. They busted out the passenger side window,
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and they stole the greatest collection of CDs in the
history of mankind. That's right, Chris. I had one thing
of value and they took it. And I didn't have
any money at this point in time. It's not like
I could just go by and replace it. I wasn't
dead broke. I was working construction, but I couldn't. I
couldn't afford to go drop. I mean, what a thousand dollars.
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I don't know how much it was, it was a lot.
So I've compiled the greatest collection of music at one
point in time, and like all true champions, I didn't
stay down. I immediately began to build a new list.
That list when we started the Jesse Kelly Shows six
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and a half years ago, that list was presented to
Jewish producer Chris and that's why the Bumper music jams,
because it's my list Chris makes very few contributions, and
what he does is not any good. That's the truth. Also,
the truth is your dog doesn't get nutrition from rough Greens.
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That's the truth. Our dogs die too early. All dog
food is what what color is it? Brown? Are brown
things dead? Or are brown things alive? Brown things are dead.
Dog food is dead. They have to kill every dog
food at the factory in order to make it last
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longer on the shelf. So you think you're buying Muffy
the special beef blend all the beef's gone. It's empty calories.
Start sprinkling Rough Greens on your dog's food so your
dog can live longer, have a shiny your coat, better breath,
better energy. The differences will be noticeable in your dog,
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Now let's go to Spain. Hang on, is he smarter
than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? The
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Turn
this off, Chris, turn this off. See This is what
happens when Chris tries to contribute the bumper music. It
immediately goes downhill and everyone gets upset, and then it
reflects bad on me. It reflects bad on me. This
was not in the CD booklet. I don't even know
what that crap was. Chris, keep that off now. Sorry,
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I lost my temper there for a second. Remember last
month when I said this, that these polls are so lopsided,
is doing something that's huge. It's keeping Donald Trump out
of the race. Meaning Donald Trump is not going to
endorse John Cornan when every poll shows John Cornan losing
by double digits. Trump's historically bad endorsements of GOP candidates
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oftentimes tracks with the fact that Trump loves front runners.
He loves winners. It's not necessarily ideological for him. If
you're winning in the primary, he'll want to be seen
as helping you win, associated with a winner, and he
will endorse you even if he's tempted to endorse John Cornan,
and John Thune is trying to get him to do so,
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even if he's tempted to. There's no way John, that
Donald Trump is throwing his name his weight behind a
candidate who's going to lose. Then that would mean he's
going to lose. It's just not going to happen. So
the bad polling keeps Trump out of the race. On
Corny's side. At this point in time, it wouldn't surprise
me if Trump endorses Paxton. Remember when I said that
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last month? Oh, just let me stretch out here before
I give you the latest on that. Here's this reporting
is from Jake Sherman. President Trump met last night with
John Thune and the Senate Leadership Fund officials in the
Oval Office. They spoke about Senate races and about John
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Cornyn's race against Ken Paxton. The White House said they
are letting the race play out a bit before making
a decision about how or whether to engage. They want
to see if the double digit polling gap closes. Wow,
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that sounds familiar. Hey, Chris, that sounds familiar. Where did
you hear that before? Chris? Before the reporting today? Who
who's the one who said that's what was happening. It
wasn't Clay and Buck, Chris, it was me, And I
just played it for everybody. I told you, the oracle
knows what's up. Look, everybody made or Donald Trump made
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a bunch of people mad. I think it was last
night because he endorsed Lindsey Graham, which I don't know
why everyone's mad. He endorsed Lindsey Graham a long time ago.
He took some stupid picture with Lindy Graham and endorsed
him and talked about how great Lindsey Graham is. But okay,
Donald Trump is putrid at primaries. He is because he
endorses front runners, whoever is leading in the polls. He
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just goes and endorses them. Wants to be seen as
a winner. It's not idiological, and in fact it bites
him in the rear end a lot. It bites all
of us in the rear end a lot. But nobody's perfect.
He's great at a lot of things. He's horrible in primaries.
I said John Cornyn was going to get Donald Trump's
endorsement because John Thune is pressing Donald Trump hard for
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that endorsement unless the polls are so lopsided against John
Cornyn that Trump doesn't want to hop on board with
a sinking ship. It is the double digit polling gap
that is keeping Donald Trump out of this race, and
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John Cornyn, he officially has chapped lips from all the
butt he has been kissing trying to get that endorsement
ever since. Then, John Cornyn, who works against MAGA, who
works against America First, who works against you day and night,
cannot stop talking about how trumpy he is and me
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and Trump and Trump's border wah, and Trump and me
and me and Trump and me and Trump. He is
desperately trying, and John Thune is desperately trying. Now, maybe
you're thinking that doesn't carry much weight. Listen, there is something.
I mean, everything's a give and take, and there's always
a game behind the game. Remember this. Donald Trump needs
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the United States Senate for things he does. John Thune
is the Senate majority leader. John Thune is not powerless
at all. Now, I don't think John Thune would be
dumb enough to go kind of give Trump an ultimatum, Hey,
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you endorsed Cornan or else, or else, we won't let
your judition nominees through or something. I'm not saying that,
but it helps John Thune to be on Donald Trump's
good side, and it helps Donald Trump to be on
John Thune's good side. John Thune walking into the Oval
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office saying, mister President, we really need you to endorse
this rhino where he's going to lose is a big deal.
And yes, Chris, go ahead and play it. John Cornyan
running an ad every other day trying to earn that endorsement.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
In President Trump's first term, he made America great and
Texas Senator John Cornyn had his back.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
And we're especially grateful to your wonderful Senators John Cordon
and Ted Cruz.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This is John Cornyn. It's an honor to represent Texas
in the US Senate. In President Trump's first term, I
was Republican whip, delivering the votes for his biggest wins.
Now I'm running for reelection and asking for your support.
So President Trump and I can pick up where we
left off.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Right now. If the polling remains how it is, I
think Donald Trump stays out of it. And this is
a huge deal because it gives us an opportunity to
take a scalp. It is hard to remove a sitting senator.
There's so much money and power behind them. They get
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in that swamp, they pile up millions of dollars in
campaign war chests, and they buy enough influence to win.
It's hard, really, really really hard to primary a senator
and now Ken Paxton ran into some personal things. I'm
not going to go into it, but there's a chance
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those poll numbers may close a little bit. If the
poll numbers close a little bit, John Thune gets in
Donald Trump's ear. As you know, as you've seen, Donald
Trump has no problem endorsing the biggest swamp rats in
the world. We are not out of the woods yet.
We do not have our scalp yet. We have a
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long way to go to get that scalp. And this
is important for the entire country. I'm not even talking
about Texas. I'm not talking about this because I live here.
I'm talking about this because there is an opportunity to
do something that is very very rare, bounce a sitting
senator in the primary, that is so hard to do.
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We have it presented to us right now on a
silver platter. If if, if we can make sure Ken
Paxton doesn't screw it up and Donald Trump doesn't screw
it up, and we might we might have a chance.
We might have a chance to finally dump one of
these filthy swamp rats. But we got work to do,
all right. I promised we were going to Spain. I've
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never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music.
What Chris, I bet you don't even know who that
band was. To you, one of the great, I shouldn't
say one of the great, one of the underrated bands
of all of all time. Go ahead, Chris, I give
you a second. I'll give you a I'll tell you what.
I'll give you to the end of Frido Bandito to
come up with it. I'm gonna see you if you
try to look it up. A yai yai yai. I
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am the Fritto Bundito Reggy. I like Rinto scornchips. I
love them. I do I want Printo scornchips.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I'll get them from you.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I yi yai yi oh, I am be Fritto Bundito.
Give me Britto scornchips and I'll be your friends. De
Fritto Bundito. You must not upend Munch Munch, munch a
bunch of pritos. Okay, Chris, what's your guests? Please tell
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me you didn't just say Santana while the music was playing.
That's your official guest is Santana. You are so embarrassing.
The band is three Dog Night, totally underrated. In fact,
I want to come back with that song never been
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to Spain, because we're going to Spain next, Miss dost
catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. I kind of like the music too. On
a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Member, you can email the show.
You're asked Doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow. Email those into
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I am going to
get to a bunch of emails. I'm gonna get to
this story briefly about the Secret Service, but I just
wanted to touch on something that I'm sure went right
by you, because who cares about Spain? Right? But the
headline this is from not the Bee. The Spanish House
votes overwhelmingly to jail pastors who teach the Bible. The
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vote was three hundred and eleven to thirty three. According
to the law, if a pastor tries to help someone
repent of soft me or counsels a trans person in
a non affirming manner, they can be thrown into prison.
I brought this up just for this reason. You may
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not consider yourself to be at war. You may not.
Maybe you don't want to be. You probably don't want
to be. I hope you don't want to be maybe
you don't want to be at war. You don't get
to make that call. I am sorry, I wish it was.
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I wish everybody had to sign on to fight a war.
That's not how wars go. If one side decides its war,
then it's war. The other side doesn't get a say
in the matter. That's a fact. And the LGBTQ demon mob,
they are at war with you. You can dislike like
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that to make you feel icky tired, that's fine. They
are at war with you, and only one of you
is going to win. And if you choose not to fight,
not to engage, you don't want to appear mean. Well,
I want to be nice, I want to be tolerant.
I want to be Then you will lose, and when
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you lose, you will lose everything. Just remember that Spain's
gone through this kind of thing before. It wasn't specifically
the LGBTQ Air Force mob, but they went through this
exact kind of thing before, and they had to fight
a civil war to get it stopped because the Communists
were executing the priests and gang raping the nuns. That's
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what happens when good people decide. They're not at war.
The Communists are. They always are. They are not politically different.
They don't just vote different than you. They are fighting
a revolution against you. They will do everything they can
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to try to hide that fact for as long as possible.
But they are fighting a war and it is against you.
Keep that in mind, please, Jesse. Let's do some emails.
The subject to this one is blt's prepping for the
first Blt's of the season from our garden tomatoes. Of
course we skip the lettuce because that's trash in a
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waste of space. What are your thoughts on blt's and
are you on board with the hippies like Chris who
add avocado? Oh wait, he can't have them haha, Sorry Chris. Anyway,
appreciate you and your insight. I would praise the show more,
but I know you already know how great it is.
His name is Chuck. Okay, Chuck, So you know how
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you know how willing I am to offend people. It's
not a thing that bothers me at all. I'm just
naturally an offensive person. I get that from my father.
But I'm going to ask you be a little bit
careful with how I say what I'm about to say.
And this is the reason why the garden thing. Bob
Bob has been trying to get a garden going at
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the house for years. Again, you know how healthy she is.
She wants to grow berries and jalapenos and mint and
all these things. And she was swinging and missing forever.
She'd get a little of this and a little that,
and the bugs would get it or this, or get
it or that to get it. And now, and I
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should note that I've made fun of her all the
times it failed. I'm that type of person. But now
she finally figured it out and she has her garden rolling,
and she's so proud, and she should be. And I'll
be honest, it's kind of nice to have fresh mint
and fresh stuff like that. She made her homemade pesto
with a jalapeno in it. She made a spicy pesto
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all Chris, it was so freaking good. She made this
spicy chicken pesto pasta Ash Delici. Quit distracting me. I
say that because I don't want to insult your garden.
I'm happy you and the missus have a garden. And
don't lie, Chuck, I know it was your wife. You
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didn't do anything in the garden. Guys can't garden. But
tomatoes are putrid. I love BLTs as long as you
take off the l and the tea. I grew up
eating bacon sandwiches. All you need is bread, bacon, and mayo.
And never one time in my life when my mom,
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when I would stay home from school because I was sick,
my mom would cut them into fours for me and
she'd bring me these little bacon sandwiches. Never one time
when I was eating my bacon sandwiches from Mom, did
I say, Wow, that could really use a tomato. It
never even occurred to me. Why would you take something
as glorious as a bacon sandwich and add a salad
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to it? What? Chris?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
But I hate all vegetables? You know what? Not true?
I eat onions. I love onions. Don't shake your head
like it. Every time I bring that up, you say it,
I think it doesn't count. Is an onion not a vegetable?
What about carrots? I doesn't say? I like all vegetables.
I'm not some freak. No, I don't like oh yet, No,
I like onions and mushrooms. I'm a big mushroom fan, Well,
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kind of mushrooms can be hit or miss. I think
mushrooms are a vegetable, Chris. They said no, they keep
changing the definition. It's just like they do with Pluto.
One day it's a planet, the next day it's not
a planet, then it's a planet again. Make up your mind.
I consider mushrooms to be a vegetable, and I eat those.
Oh another thing, refried beans. I like refried beans. Don't laugh.
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Why are you laughing? That counts. Don't tell me I
don't like vegetables, and then ignore all the vegetables I
bring up to you that I do like. I like onions,
I like refried beans, and I like my It's not
that I dislike all vegetables. And and get this, I
don't want to sound I don't want to sound fruity.
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I've grown to love a wedge salad. Did you know
that a wed?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I like what's on the salad, Chris. Everybody likes what's
on the salad. Nobody likes the crappy lettuce. But I
used to be a big toss salad guy. No more.
Now I prefer a wedge. I want my blue cheese chunkies.
I want my I want my bacon on there. Ha
ha Sorry, Chris, I like a weddg salad. I I'm
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not even interested in a toss salad anymore. Not even interested.
We have another hour. Let's talk about the Secret Service
suspending people next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Thursday. We'll talk about well, well, we talked
about the radicalism of the Democrat voter. What's up with
the GOP voter. Let's compare and contrast there. We are
(00:32):
going to discuss what's going on in Spain. Not that
you care about Spain, but it's pretty good evidence of
something we've talked about before. We'll discuss that at length.
We will make fun of Michelle Obama, We'll do some emails.
All that so much more coming up on The Jesse
Kelly Show. And another reminder to you that tomorrow's Ask
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Email them now, Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So we talked earlier. We
were talking about Jasmine Crockett being, as of right now,
the faraway winner in the Democrat the potential Democrat primary
for Senate in the state of Texas, and we discussed
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the Democrat voter. We're always pointing fingers at this Democrat
politician and that Democrat politician. But Democrat politicians are not
more radical than Democrat voters. Poll after poll after poll,
primary after primary after primary shows that. Now, why don't
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we have that? I don't know about you, but I
could go for more go peers who are as far
to the right as Jasmine Crockett is to the left.
Why don't we have that? The Democrat representative in their
city and their state, and the House and the Senate,
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the Democrat representative accurately reflects the Democrat voter. The GOP
representative does not. How in the world is John Thune
a United States Senator? John Cornyn, he Hansey Graham, Bill Cassidy,
Mike Rounds, Curtis. I could go down the James low T. Langford.
(02:29):
You've heard me rant on these red state senators. How
is James Langford a senator from one of the reddest
states in the Union. Have you ever been to Oklahoma?
I spent a lot of time in Oklahoma. By the way,
it's freaking wonderful. Everyone calls it flyover country. Oklahoma is
the bomb. Don't shake your head, Chris, you born and
bred Texan. There's nothing wrong with Oklahoma. Gosh, you Texans
(02:50):
are so mean to them. I know it can be flat.
There are fun things that can be flat. Nebraska's flat
and it's fun. Kansas same Omaha. Have you been to Omaha.
Omaha's good city, Omaha's don't distract me Chrits. By the way,
what is up with your hair again? Do you not
own a brush? I'll buy you one. It's I don't
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know what that is. I'm like, at this point in time,
I want to send you to a dog groomer. That's
how That's what it looks. Anyway, we're not going to
get distracted with Jewish producer Chris right now. Why does
the Democrat representative accurately reflect the Democrat voter and the
GOP representative does not. It's quite simple. They show up.
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The national average differs from place to place and race
to race. That rhyme, that was awesome, But the national
average is that half the Democrat voters show up and
vote in their primaries, one fourth of the GOP does.
Fifty percent of their voters show up for a primary.
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Twenty five percent of our voters do. That is a disgrace.
And so let's talk about things some of the nitty
gritty details of that. Because when I say things like that,
like South Carolina. I dog on South Carolina because your
senators suck. People will email in and they'll accurately see
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what Jesse Democrats vote in our primaries. We have an
open primary. Democrats go vote in the primaries. They'll vote
for the more moderate candidate. That's how Nandy Graham is
still a United States Senator from one of the redest states. Okay,
I got that, I got that. So how do you
change that? Well, the state, the state legislature of South Carolina,
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they're the ones who can change that. All right, let's
identify where the problem lies. Okay, that's where the problem lies.
So a fairly obvious point would be Lindsey Graham a
United States Senator. He's going to carry a lot of
political weight in the state of South Carolina, so it
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would it's obvious Lindsey Graham doesn't want to close the primaries.
The open primary system is the reason he gets to
continue to be Operation Midnight Hammer in Washington, DC. So
we have to change the state legislature. Now, that's when
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it starts to feel too ominous in like too much work, right, Okay, Well,
I want Lindsey Graham out to get Lindsey Graham out,
we have to get the legislature to change the law.
To get the legislature to change the law, well, that
means we have to change the legislature. Well, now that
means I have to whip votes in a primary. This
sounds like a multi year process. Yes, it is a
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multi year process to change your government, to change my government.
How many times have we said this? We have to
remember and I have to remember this too. Saving a country,
we're losing a country, is not an event. It is
a process. It is not an event. It is a process,
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and we want it to be an event when we win,
don't we. Donald Trump just won. We have the House,
we have the Senate. Surely all our problems are solved. No,
that helped, certainly a lot better than if Dome was
president right now. But it's an it's a process. That
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was one critical step of many critical steps that need
to be taken to change the country. You want to
change your United States senator in South Carolina got to
change the legislature. You want to change the legislature, you
have to get involved in the primary process. And that,
(06:48):
let me encourage you with this. We went all the
way from the United States Senate down to the primary
of your state legislature. And this applies to a lot
of states. So don't think this is just South Carolina. Now,
that sounds like a lot of work, You're not wrong.
Sounds like it's gonna take time. You're not wrong. But
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few people vote in those primaries. Now that's sad, that's
not what we want. But if you talking to you,
what if you could rally some votes. What if maybe
you were that candidate to run in that primary, or
you found a good candidate to run in that primary.
(07:33):
Maybe you donated some money if you have it, Maybe
you donated some time. Maybe you were texting, mailing, knocking
on doors. These primaries for state house and state senate seats,
these primaries can be won because nobody shows up to vote.
The bad news is nobody shows up to vote. But
guess what the good news is, nobody shows up to vote.
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You can get You can win a spot on that
school board because nobody shows up to vote. You can
win a spot on the county board of supervisors, the
water board. You can win a primary in a state
legislature because nobody shows up to vote. That's a good point.
Chris A. Town of one hundred thousand. You know how
many people are going to show up to vote about
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a thousand maybe two. That means you, in a roundabout way,
you can get rid of Mike Rounds. You in a
roundabout way, can get rid of Mitch McConnell. I know
he's retiring, but you know what I mean. You have
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the power. It's going to take time, it's going to
take effort. We have to learn to fall in love
with the process. But Democrats, as horrible and evil as
their politicians may be, Democrat voters have figured it out
long long ago. They figured out if they work, if
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they put in the work, they knock on the doors,
they put out the mean Facebook posts, they're sending text
messages to their friends. If they put in the work,
eventually their party will accurately reflect them and their values.
They figured this out years ago. They have fallen in
love with the process. They've fallen in love with the work.
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They have put in the work. And now Jasmine Crockett
voters get Jasmine Crockett the representative. Ilhan Omar voters get
ilhan Omar the representative. Los Angeles voters get Karen Bass
as their mayor. They know if they put in the
work and they show up, their politicians will accurately reflect them.
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We sit and we beat our heads against the wall
because John Loser Cornyn as a Senator from the state
of Texas, when we could have the most blood red
senators and the history of mankind we meet, not myself included,
have not done enough to make sure that happens. That's
a fact. Now, speaking of that Senate primary in Texas,
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I think the whole country's interested in getting rid of
John corn And and replacing him with somebody decent. Let's do
a little a little rewind to last month, shall we,
because you me, we had a little talk about that,
and there's some evidence coming out today that the old
oracle was right. Chris Oracle Beaver Slayer nailed it again.
(10:36):
Before we do that, let's get your cell phone switched.
I got this email. Blessed me to no end. You
remember that Pure that campaign Pure Talk was doing leading
up to Independence Day where they were sending out American
flags to veterans. Listen to this. Tell me if Verizon
ever has done something like this at and T T Mobile, Jesse,
(10:56):
I'm a Pure Talk customer. When I heard you mentioned
their promotion to nominate a veteran to receive an Allegiance flag.
I nominated one of my best friends to receive one.
After his service in the Navy. He became an NYPD
officer and served during nine to eleven at Ground zero
along with my husband. He received his flag and was
so happy with it. It was presented beautifully. Had I
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not listened to your show, I wouldn't have known about
the promotion. I just wanted to thank you and Pure Talk.
Her name is Sherry, said, I can use her name.
Don't thank me. I didn't do it. Pure Talk did it.
That's the kind of company I want to do business with.
They're on the same five G network. You're not going
to sacrifice service. You want to patronize a company like that,
(11:40):
and you'll spend less. Pick up your phone and dial
pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, it's time
to switch. We'll be back. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Oh on a wonderful Thursday. Gosh, it
(12:02):
is so good to be here to answer the question
that I'm sure is burning on your mind. No, I
have not actually killed any of the beavers yet, I
am biding my time. When you know, Beaver's the way
I do. You bide your time and you wait for
the right time to strike. That's what I'm doing now.
(12:26):
I will keep you updated every step of the way.
And remember Jewish producer Chris looked it up, which, of
course he did. One hundred bucks of pelt. One hundred
bucks of pelt. First one I kill, I'm making a hat,
second one taking the family to red Lobster Jesse. Your
claim that Chris is you claim that Chris is real, Right, well,
(12:47):
I think I'm onder your scam. Your Chris, if he exists,
is actually a sixty five year old geezer who grew
up in the sixties, seventies or eighties. I find it
hard to believe that some filth d gen z hairbag
has the musical taste or refinement to bump into segments
with Zeppelin, Purple Sabbath, et cetera. He says, best bumper
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music on the radio. Prove me wrong, mister oracle. No,
I don't have to prove you wrong. Listen, there's there's
something I learned long long ago, really right about the
time I started working with Chris and now Corey. If
you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
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You can't bank on Corey making a contribution or Chris
making a contribution. You'll just be waiting. You'll be waiting
till you're dead. It doesn't work that way. So the music,
it was quite simple. I took the all right, well
let's just talk for a second. All right, Paul, it's pause.
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You know how hesitant I am to brag on myself.
It's not something I like, it's not something I do.
But my musical taste is spectacular. At one point, remember CDs.
I know every kid listening doesn't even know what that is,
but I swear my life children, there were these CDs
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and they contained music. And you didn't just get to
pick one song that wasn't a thing that happened. You
had to buy an entire album. So when the Beach
Boys came out with an album, you had to buy
the whole thing. That you get me CDs. Have you
ever seen one of the big CD booklets? I don't
even know how many they held. I would guess two hundred,
(14:40):
but that's a guess. The huge booklets of CDs. Well
you know, I didn't grow up with a lot of money.
We weren't poor. I don't want to act like we
were starving, but I certainly didn't grow up with a
lot of money. So a CD used to cost fifteen
sixteen bucks. You couldn't just go out and buy every
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you wanted, So you had to after you got summer
jobs and after you did certain things. You had to
be very selective about the CD you purchased because I
couldn't afford to go in and just buy five CDs.
You could buy one, maybe two. A lifetime of work,
A lifetime of work. I created the greatest CD book
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in human history. And the reason I created the greatest
CD book in human history is I tend to bore
really easily. It's a horrible character trait, but it worked
really well here. So my musical taste is all over
the place. If you could look at my phone, you
would see things that would baffle you. You know, I
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have classical music on my phone that I listened to.
Isn't that nerdy? I have classic rock as you, as
you probably have figured out, I love that. I have
all kinds of classic country, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash. I
have worship songs. I have Irish drinking songs on my phone.
I have musical renditions of Fourth of July music. I
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have Christmas music that's amazing. Neil Diamond made the greatest
Christmas album ever. I should point out I have stuff.
I have rap. I don't really listen to that anymore,
old old old rap. I'm talking, you know, eighties, nineties rap.
I have rap on there, you name it, I have it.
So a lifetime of collecting these CDs. I had the
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greatest CD book in human history. Whatever you were in
the mood for, I had it. You want a jam
to Zeppelin, that's jammed Zeppelin, you name it. I had it.
Park my truck one night in Tucson, and like a fool,
I left my CD book in the trunk. By this
(16:55):
point in my life, I'd never been robbed, so I
guess I was just naive. Next morning, I go unlock
my truck and I open up the driver's side door.
I open up the driver's side door and I noticed
there's broken glass in my truck. My heart sinks. Chris said,
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you didn't notice before you got in. It was the
passenger side window. And I approached the truck from the
driver's side. I just didn't look okay. But immediately when
I saw the broken glass, I knew what had happened.
My heart sank before I even looked up. Before my
eyes looked up and saw the busted out window, I
knew what had happened. They busted out the passenger side window,
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and they stole the greatest collection of CDs in the
history of mankind. That's right, Chris. I had one thing
of value and they took it. And I didn't have
any money at this point in time. It's not like
I could just go by and replace it. I wasn't
dead broke. I was working construction, but I couldn't. I
couldn't afford to go drop. I mean, what a thousand dollars.
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I don't know how much it was, it was a lot.
So I've compiled the greatest collection of music at one
point in time, and like all true champions, I didn't
stay down. I immediately began to build a new list.
That list when we started the Jesse Kelly Shows six
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and a half years ago, that list was presented to
Jewish producer Chris and that's why the Bumper music jams,
because it's my list Chris makes very few contributions, and
what he does is not any good. That's the truth. Also,
the truth is your dog doesn't get nutrition from rough Greens.
(18:41):
That's the truth. Our dogs die too early. All dog
food is what what color is it? Brown? Are brown
things dead? Or are brown things alive? Brown things are dead.
Dog food is dead. They have to kill every dog
food at the factory in order to make it last
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longer on the shelf. So you think you're buying Muffy
the special beef blend all the beef's gone. It's empty calories.
Start sprinkling Rough Greens on your dog's food so your
dog can live longer, have a shiny your coat, better breath,
better energy. The differences will be noticeable in your dog,
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Now let's go to Spain. Hang on, is he smarter
than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah? The
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Turn
this off, Chris, turn this off. See This is what
happens when Chris tries to contribute the bumper music. It
immediately goes downhill and everyone gets upset, and then it
reflects bad on me. It reflects bad on me. This
was not in the CD booklet. I don't even know
what that crap was. Chris, keep that off now. Sorry,
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I lost my temper there for a second. Remember last
month when I said this, that these polls are so lopsided,
is doing something that's huge. It's keeping Donald Trump out
of the race. Meaning Donald Trump is not going to
endorse John Cornan when every poll shows John Cornan losing
by double digits. Trump's historically bad endorsements of GOP candidates
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oftentimes tracks with the fact that Trump loves front runners.
He loves winners. It's not necessarily ideological for him. If
you're winning in the primary, he'll want to be seen
as helping you win, associated with a winner, and he
will endorse you even if he's tempted to endorse John Cornan,
and John Thune is trying to get him to do so,
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even if he's tempted to. There's no way John, that
Donald Trump is throwing his name his weight behind a
candidate who's going to lose. Then that would mean he's
going to lose. It's just not going to happen. So
the bad polling keeps Trump out of the race. On
Corny's side. At this point in time, it wouldn't surprise
me if Trump endorses Paxton. Remember when I said that
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last month? Oh, just let me stretch out here before
I give you the latest on that. Here's this reporting
is from Jake Sherman. President Trump met last night with
John Thune and the Senate Leadership Fund officials in the
Oval Office. They spoke about Senate races and about John
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Cornyn's race against Ken Paxton. The White House said they
are letting the race play out a bit before making
a decision about how or whether to engage. They want
to see if the double digit polling gap closes. Wow,
(22:10):
that sounds familiar. Hey, Chris, that sounds familiar. Where did
you hear that before? Chris? Before the reporting today? Who
who's the one who said that's what was happening. It
wasn't Clay and Buck, Chris, it was me, And I
just played it for everybody. I told you, the oracle
knows what's up. Look, everybody made or Donald Trump made
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a bunch of people mad. I think it was last
night because he endorsed Lindsey Graham, which I don't know
why everyone's mad. He endorsed Lindsey Graham a long time ago.
He took some stupid picture with Lindy Graham and endorsed
him and talked about how great Lindsey Graham is. But okay,
Donald Trump is putrid at primaries. He is because he
endorses front runners, whoever is leading in the polls. He
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just goes and endorses them. Wants to be seen as
a winner. It's not idiological, and in fact it bites
him in the rear end a lot. It bites all
of us in the rear end a lot. But nobody's perfect.
He's great at a lot of things. He's horrible in primaries.
I said John Cornyn was going to get Donald Trump's
endorsement because John Thune is pressing Donald Trump hard for
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that endorsement unless the polls are so lopsided against John
Cornyn that Trump doesn't want to hop on board with
a sinking ship. It is the double digit polling gap
that is keeping Donald Trump out of this race, and
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John Cornyn, he officially has chapped lips from all the
butt he has been kissing trying to get that endorsement
ever since. Then, John Cornyn, who works against MAGA, who
works against America First, who works against you day and night,
cannot stop talking about how trumpy he is and me
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and Trump and Trump's border wah, and Trump and me
and me and Trump and me and Trump. He is
desperately trying, and John Thune is desperately trying. Now, maybe
you're thinking that doesn't carry much weight. Listen, there is something.
I mean, everything's a give and take, and there's always
a game behind the game. Remember this. Donald Trump needs
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the United States Senate for things he does. John Thune
is the Senate majority leader. John Thune is not powerless
at all. Now, I don't think John Thune would be
dumb enough to go kind of give Trump an ultimatum, Hey,
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you endorsed Cornan or else, or else, we won't let
your judition nominees through or something. I'm not saying that,
but it helps John Thune to be on Donald Trump's
good side, and it helps Donald Trump to be on
John Thune's good side. John Thune walking into the Oval
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office saying, mister President, we really need you to endorse
this rhino where he's going to lose is a big deal.
And yes, Chris, go ahead and play it. John Cornyan
running an ad every other day trying to earn that endorsement.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
In President Trump's first term, he made America great and
Texas Senator John Cornyn had his back.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
And we're especially grateful to your wonderful Senators John Cordon
and Ted Cruz.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
This is John Cornyn. It's an honor to represent Texas
in the US Senate. In President Trump's first term, I
was Republican whip, delivering the votes for his biggest wins.
Now I'm running for reelection and asking for your support.
So President Trump and I can pick up where we
left off.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Right now. If the polling remains how it is, I
think Donald Trump stays out of it. And this is
a huge deal because it gives us an opportunity to
take a scalp. It is hard to remove a sitting senator.
There's so much money and power behind them. They get
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in that swamp, they pile up millions of dollars in
campaign war chests, and they buy enough influence to win.
It's hard, really, really really hard to primary a senator
and now Ken Paxton ran into some personal things. I'm
not going to go into it, but there's a chance
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those poll numbers may close a little bit. If the
poll numbers close a little bit, John Thune gets in
Donald Trump's ear. As you know, as you've seen, Donald
Trump has no problem endorsing the biggest swamp rats in
the world. We are not out of the woods yet.
We do not have our scalp yet. We have a
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long way to go to get that scalp. And this
is important for the entire country. I'm not even talking
about Texas. I'm not talking about this because I live here.
I'm talking about this because there is an opportunity to
do something that is very very rare, bounce a sitting
senator in the primary, that is so hard to do.
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We have it presented to us right now on a
silver platter. If if, if we can make sure Ken
Paxton doesn't screw it up and Donald Trump doesn't screw
it up, and we might we might have a chance.
We might have a chance to finally dump one of
these filthy swamp rats. But we got work to do,
all right. I promised we were going to Spain. I've
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never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music.
What Chris, I bet you don't even know who that
band was. To you, one of the great, I shouldn't
say one of the great, one of the underrated bands
of all of all time. Go ahead, Chris, I give
you a second. I'll give you a I'll tell you what.
I'll give you to the end of Frido Bandito to
come up with it. I'm gonna see you if you
try to look it up. A yai yai yai. I
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am the Fritto Bundito Reggy. I like Rinto scornchips. I
love them. I do I want Printo scornchips.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I'll get them from you.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I yi yai yi oh, I am be Fritto Bundito.
Give me Britto scornchips and I'll be your friends. De
Fritto Bundito. You must not upend Munch Munch, munch a
bunch of pritos. Okay, Chris, what's your guests? Please tell
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me you didn't just say Santana while the music was playing.
That's your official guest is Santana. You are so embarrassing.
The band is three Dog Night, totally underrated. In fact,
I want to come back with that song never been
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to Spain, because we're going to Spain next, Miss dost
catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. I kind of like the music too. On
a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. Member, you can email the show.
You're asked Doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow. Email those into
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I am going to
get to a bunch of emails. I'm gonna get to
this story briefly about the Secret Service, but I just
wanted to touch on something that I'm sure went right
by you, because who cares about Spain? Right? But the
headline this is from not the Bee. The Spanish House
votes overwhelmingly to jail pastors who teach the Bible. The
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vote was three hundred and eleven to thirty three. According
to the law, if a pastor tries to help someone
repent of soft me or counsels a trans person in
a non affirming manner, they can be thrown into prison.
I brought this up just for this reason. You may
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not consider yourself to be at war. You may not.
Maybe you don't want to be. You probably don't want
to be. I hope you don't want to be maybe
you don't want to be at war. You don't get
to make that call. I am sorry, I wish it was.
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I wish everybody had to sign on to fight a war.
That's not how wars go. If one side decides its war,
then it's war. The other side doesn't get a say
in the matter. That's a fact. And the LGBTQ demon mob,
they are at war with you. You can dislike like
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that to make you feel icky tired, that's fine. They
are at war with you, and only one of you
is going to win. And if you choose not to fight,
not to engage, you don't want to appear mean. Well,
I want to be nice, I want to be tolerant.
I want to be Then you will lose, and when
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you lose, you will lose everything. Just remember that Spain's
gone through this kind of thing before. It wasn't specifically
the LGBTQ Air Force mob, but they went through this
exact kind of thing before, and they had to fight
a civil war to get it stopped because the Communists
were executing the priests and gang raping the nuns. That's
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what happens when good people decide. They're not at war.
The Communists are. They always are. They are not politically different.
They don't just vote different than you. They are fighting
a revolution against you. They will do everything they can
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to try to hide that fact for as long as possible.
But they are fighting a war and it is against you.
Keep that in mind, please, Jesse. Let's do some emails.
The subject to this one is blt's prepping for the
first Blt's of the season from our garden tomatoes. Of
course we skip the lettuce because that's trash in a
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waste of space. What are your thoughts on blt's and
are you on board with the hippies like Chris who
add avocado? Oh wait, he can't have them haha, Sorry Chris. Anyway,
appreciate you and your insight. I would praise the show more,
but I know you already know how great it is.
His name is Chuck. Okay, Chuck, So you know how
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you know how willing I am to offend people. It's
not a thing that bothers me at all. I'm just
naturally an offensive person. I get that from my father.
But I'm going to ask you be a little bit
careful with how I say what I'm about to say.
And this is the reason why the garden thing. Bob
Bob has been trying to get a garden going at
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the house for years. Again, you know how healthy she is.
She wants to grow berries and jalapenos and mint and
all these things. And she was swinging and missing forever.
She'd get a little of this and a little that,
and the bugs would get it or this, or get
it or that to get it. And now, and I
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should note that I've made fun of her all the
times it failed. I'm that type of person. But now
she finally figured it out and she has her garden rolling,
and she's so proud, and she should be. And I'll
be honest, it's kind of nice to have fresh mint
and fresh stuff like that. She made her homemade pesto
with a jalapeno in it. She made a spicy pesto
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all Chris, it was so freaking good. She made this
spicy chicken pesto pasta Ash Delici. Quit distracting me. I
say that because I don't want to insult your garden.
I'm happy you and the missus have a garden. And
don't lie, Chuck, I know it was your wife. You
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didn't do anything in the garden. Guys can't garden. But
tomatoes are putrid. I love BLTs as long as you
take off the l and the tea. I grew up
eating bacon sandwiches. All you need is bread, bacon, and mayo.
And never one time in my life when my mom,
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when I would stay home from school because I was sick,
my mom would cut them into fours for me and
she'd bring me these little bacon sandwiches. Never one time
when I was eating my bacon sandwiches from Mom, did
I say, Wow, that could really use a tomato. It
never even occurred to me. Why would you take something
as glorious as a bacon sandwich and add a salad
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to it? What? Chris?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
But I hate all vegetables? You know what? Not true?
I eat onions. I love onions. Don't shake your head
like it. Every time I bring that up, you say it,
I think it doesn't count. Is an onion not a vegetable?
What about carrots? I doesn't say? I like all vegetables.
I'm not some freak. No, I don't like oh yet, No,
I like onions and mushrooms. I'm a big mushroom fan, Well,
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kind of mushrooms can be hit or miss. I think
mushrooms are a vegetable, Chris. They said no, they keep
changing the definition. It's just like they do with Pluto.
One day it's a planet, the next day it's not
a planet, then it's a planet again. Make up your mind.
I consider mushrooms to be a vegetable, and I eat those.
Oh another thing, refried beans. I like refried beans. Don't laugh.
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Why are you laughing? That counts. Don't tell me I
don't like vegetables, and then ignore all the vegetables I
bring up to you that I do like. I like onions,
I like refried beans, and I like my It's not
that I dislike all vegetables. And and get this, I
don't want to sound I don't want to sound fruity.
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I've grown to love a wedge salad. Did you know
that a wed?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I like what's on the salad, Chris. Everybody likes what's
on the salad. Nobody likes the crappy lettuce. But I
used to be a big toss salad guy. No more.
Now I prefer a wedge. I want my blue cheese chunkies.
I want my I want my bacon on there. Ha
ha Sorry, Chris, I like a weddg salad. I I'm
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not even interested in a toss salad anymore. Not even interested.
We have another hour. Let's talk about the Secret Service
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