July 10, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, and the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a one or wait is
it what? Yeah, it is it's Thursday, Chris, What day
is it today? It's Thursday. Man, that was kind of clunky.
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I wish I could do that over again on a Thursday,
a wonderful Thursday, and we have all kinds of things,
all kinds of fun we're gonna have tonight on the
World Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Looks like Spain is getting
ready to jail pastors for teaching the Bible. We'll talk
about that how it applies to us right here at home.
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Secret Service suspending agents who definitely failed to protect Trump.
Back in last July at Butler, Pennsylvania, Jasmine Crockett might
possibly be the Democrat nominee for Senate in Texas. We'll
discuss what's happening with both parties and why it's happening,
The evils of the Biden administration, all that, so much more,
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all kinds of emails as we clear out room for
ask Doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. All that and so much
more coming up tonight on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Now I'm gonna put a bow on something and then
unless you're really hot on it tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse,
Ask doctor Jesse Friday. I probably won't address it again
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for a while, the Epstein stuff. Tired of talking about it,
tired to thinking about it. But it's on everybody's mind.
I have all these emails Jesse, what do you think?
What do you think? So on and so forth. So
I'm just gonna because we have a story today from
the Daily Caller that kind of confirms a lot of
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what I had said before. Before we get to what
I said before and what the White House is saying
about it and everything else, and what RFK Junior came
out and said. Let me ask you something. Have you
ever you like sports? Have you ever seen, read heard about,
watched a great coach fail? A great coach goes to
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the wrong organization and fails. I'll use an example. Bill Belichick.
If you're an NFL fan, football fan, everybody knows who
Bill Belichick is. Former head coach of the New England
Patriots won eight thousand Super Bowls, considered by many to
be the greatest coach of all time. That's awesome. Good.
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Why didn't he win? Why didn't he win games at Cleveland? Cleveland?
If you're not an NFL fan, terrible team. And I
love the Browns. I'm from Ohio. They're not my favorite team,
but I always love them. But they're awful. They're always awful.
Pretty much. Browns just suck. Why didn't Bill Belichick win there? Well,
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here's why. And we've actually had a similar talk like
this before. Human beings, even human beings, with the best
intentions and the right ideas, good ideas, smart ideas, are
oftentimes not powerful enough to overcome an evil, dumb, corrupt organization,
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an evil, dumb, corrupt institution. You can take the greatest
football coach in the history of mankind. He's gonna win
all kinds of Super Bowls in the right organization with
the right quarterback. But you take that brilliant coach and
you put him with the Cleveland Browns, and he's gonna
suck and miss the playoffs like every other Brown's coach
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sucks and misses the playoffs because the brown suck. He
can't overcome the institution. And we'll make let's make this
about you or me, what are your ideas for education.
We'll make it about education. Higher education, even if you're
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not a highly educated person like me who went to
Pema Community College. Let's make this about higher education. You know,
as we've discussed many times before, having your elite universities
be good and having them nurture and create good citizens.
It's really important. And the fact that our top universities
are the most communists and evil is really damaging to
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the country. Because Harvard makes CEOs, they make presidents, they
make senators. It's a big, big deal. It's a big deal.
You know that. I know that, even though I'm not educated,
I know that you know what's important. So let me
take you. Let me give you the top job at Harvard.
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President Harvard, you're fired. You get to take over. Now,
this is you. You know what this country needs. You
at least have a general idea of the direction a
higher university should go. We're talking elite standards. You're going
to teach honest history, no more communist professors. You have
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the right idea. Dude, If you don't know all the
Nixon cranny's, you have the right idea. Do you believe
that if I fired the president of Harvard and I
put you there, that in just a couple of years
you'd have Harvard like Hillsdale College. Do you believe that.
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You don't believe that. I don't believe that, because you wouldn't.
The institution is gigantic. The people inside of the institution,
I mean personnel as policy. As the saying goes, even
if you were the top dog at Harvard, you have
to deal with administrator after administrator, professor after professor, donor
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after donor who hate the United States of America. You're
having to deal with Chinese foreign influence operations, You're having
to deal with domestic You're having to deal with DEI
this and DEI that. Even though you have all the
right ideas, you want to do the right thing, You're
not going to fix Harvard in a couple of years.
(06:41):
Let's make it about presidents before we move on Tiabo
on the Epstein stuff. Let's make it about presidents. Let's
make it about senators, congressmen. Why do all of them
fail on at least some of their campaigns. Donald Trump,
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to his credit, is just checking box after box after
box on his campaign promises. He's fulfilled as many campaign
promises as any president ever. Even Donald Trump's not fulfilling
all of them, and will not. He went out there
and made promises on the campaign trail. I'm gonna do this,
and I'm gonna do that, and I'm gonna do this,
and he failed. Russia Ukraine. Will make it a specific example.
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We don't want to talk in generalities. Donald Trump said
a thousand times on the campaign trail. I'm going to
end that war day one. That war should have never
even started. The war's gonna stop. I'm gonna get in
there and I'm gonna put a stop to it. People
are still dying over there. We're shipping missiles to Ukraine.
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The war is not stopped. The war continues on. Why
Is it because Donald Trump is a liar? Of course not,
he tried. Is it because he misled you in some way?
Is it because he's a failure? No? Certainly not. Foreign
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policy wise, Even if you dislike Trump, I think everybody
has to acknowledge foreign policy wise. Man, He's pretty on
point as a president, real on point. But he made
a campaign promise and he has not fulfilled that campaign promise.
Why because there are things that are bigger and more
powerful than even the office of the President of the
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United States of America. And you can get into that office,
and you can win an election, and you can go
out on the campaign trill, and you can promise everybody
that you're going to put a stop to the whole thing.
And you may be you may believe that all the way,
and you may want that all the way, and you
want what is good and you want what is right.
But you get up there and you get confronted with
the meanest, most vicious woman on the face of the planet.
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You know what her name is, Reality, that's her name.
Reality has a way of slapping all of us around
you me, all of us. I'll tell you this. I
ran for Congress once, as you know well, twice lost
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both times. Ran for congress twice. During my congressional elections,
I knew I was going to win. I ever told
you that. I knew it. I was running and I'm
not a good person, as you know, I don't claim
to be. But I was running for the right reasons.
I didn't care about power. I didn't want the fancy suit,
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I didn't want a congressional staff. I didn't want money
under the table. I was running because I love my
country and I was sickened by what the government was doing.
And I was going to fix my country, and I
was going to go back there and I was going
to do what was right by the American people and
save this place. And because I was right and they
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were wrong, because I wanted what was good, and because
I was working so hard and I did bust in
my butt on that campaign. There's no way I'm gonna lose.
I can't lose. Oh but your opponent, Gabrielle Gifford's she's
telling seniors that you're gonna take away their Social Security.
And then there was young naive met Well, they're not
stupid enough to believe that I want what is right.
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They're gonna see through those lies. Election night comes. I lost.
Reality can be a cruel, cruel woman. Now, let's put
a bow on the Epstein stuff with this new story
that's out today from Reagan Reese at the Daily Caller.
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Before we get to that new story, let me let
me make sure your meat is doing well. Let me
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Is that a guarantee? You know what beef prices are now,
I heard a shocking statistic about how few beef cattle
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Now I've heard the the other news that's out about
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RFK Epstein. Here it was case you, mister, You.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Weren't ever on Jeffrey Epstein's jet, were you?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I was on Jeffrey Epstein's yet two times I was
on it in nineteen ninety three, and I was and
I went to Florida with my wife and uh to children.
They offered us a ride to pond Age.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So I remember what I told you. Let's just recap
the Epstein stuff briefly. What I said about that. I
want the flight logs. Those are kind of already out there.
I should know. But I want the flight logs. Okay,
remember what I said. Just because somebody's on a plane
with Jeffrey Epstein doesn't mean they're abusing young girls. You
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want the flight logs, which are already out there. You
can go look at them. Are you going to automatically
assume everyone who flies on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet is
a dirtball? I mean, you can assume that all you want,
but that's not true. RFK Junior flew with his wife
and kids. Hitch a ride. Hey got a jet that
you want to ride yeah, sure, take a ride. Okay,
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it's one two. I mentioned in the opening that people
will run on promises, they'll believe things, they'll have the
right thing, the right, the right, the right goals in mind.
But institutions are just more powerful than people, even presidents.
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Reagan Reese did a great story today out of the
Daily Caller where she got with a bunch of officials
in the White House and started asking, Hey, the base
is mad. People are mad. There were promises, and I'm
not going to read it all at all. You know,
I don't do that, but just let me read you
a few lines from it and tell me if any
of this stuff sounds familiar, meaning, tell me if you
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remember me explaining all this. Administration officials say they are
frustrated and feel like the DOJ dropped the ball by
over representing how much evidence they had to take down
Epstein's alleged child trafficking ring. You can arrest all the
drug dealers and cartel leaders, but people want closure on
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this case, and the Attorney General must find a better
way to reconcile that. One senior administration official told the
Caller that it was known there was never a client
list or smoking gun at the time. When Bondi went
on Fox News and said she was reviewing the list
on her desk, the officials said they were unsure why
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Bondi made the comments, and added that generally the DOJ
was prone to over promising. A source familiar with the
caller that when Bondi made those comments about the client list,
she did have a bunch of Epstein documents on her desk,
but did not yet know what was in them. Remember
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what I said about this interview and DJ maybe releasing
the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients, Well, that really happened.
It's sitting on my desk right now to review. That's
been a directive by President Trump. Remember what I told you?
She said it. Now you took that as meaning the list,
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and she asked to know that. That's how people are
going to take that. But she's talking about aforder she
hadn't opened yet. She's gonna expose this Epstein guy. She's
gonna give the base. You me, She's gonna give us
what we want, give us the names. I want to
know who the rich guys are. I want to know
who was abusing these young women. I want to know this.
The files on my desk. I'll get it to you.
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Oh wait, there's nothing in here. There's nothing in here
because the people inside of the government, I'm sure, in
collaboration with the powerful men who did all these misdeeds,
destroyed the evidence long ago, just like I told you
they did. Donald Trump even ran. Donald Trump brought up
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the Epstein stuff several times on the campaign trails, so
he's got to own some of that too. I'm gonna
get in there, I'm gonna expose it. I'm going to
expose it. I'm gonna show you what's up. But sometimes
reality is ugly, and the reality you and I have
to face. This is why I'm so cynical about Brennan
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or Comy ever going to jail. The reality you and
I have to face is the United States government is
a criminal organization. It is full of criminals. These criminals,
like every criminal organization, work very, very hard to destroy
evidence in order to protect themselves. What does the American
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mafia do. They kill witnesses, they hide evidence. They avoid
getting fingered for their crimes by destroying evidence and killing witnesses.
The United States government does the exact same thing for
the exact same reason. The FBI does it, Central Intelligence
Agency does it. I'm sure they all do it, the
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United States government, because they commit crimes all the time,
destroy evidence. I already read you the story from long
ago about the FBI rating Epstein's mansion, finding all kinds
of pictures and DVDs and leaving them there and then
and then letting Epstein's people know that they're there. Epstein's
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people go, they take all the evidence, they pocket it,
and then the FBI says, oh, hey, sorry, can we
have those back? Why do you think they did that?
I'm sorry, it sucks. I'm not going to get justice here.
That's awful. We'll be back. Is he smarter than everyone
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who knows? Does he think so?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
The Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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Spotify iTunes. Jewish producer Christ just asked me if Billy
Squire was talking about having a stroke on that song. Look,
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I've got to be honest with you, I have no
idea what people are saying in music. Ninety plus percent
of the time I can't make out the words I
don't understand why nobody enunciates. And every time I've dug
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into this, every single time, I I'll like, look up
the lyrics. You know, you can look up lyrics online.
Not even kidding, I look up the lyrics online, and
I feel like they're not appropriate. I feel like a
lot of the things we used to listen to, even
when we were kids, was not appropriate my mom. My
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mom used to monitor what we would be able to
watch and listen to. My mom was what she was
like most parents I had. If I wanted to watch
a rated R movie as a kid, I had to
do the right thing and go over to a friend's
house and watch it behind my mom's back. That's how
I got to see all the Rambo movies when I
was a kid. Either way, Mom didn't was listen to
potty words and stuff like that. Even Mom would she
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let me listen to def Leppard Pours Some Sugar on Me.
That's not a good song. That is a song with
a lot of things in it that are not appropriate
for children. It was more subtle back then because it
was the eighties. But that is not an appropriate song.
I choose, I choose ignorance when it comes to what
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Billy Squire was talking about. Stroke. Maybe he's talking about
his guitar. Maybe he got maybe he got the COVID shot.
Maybe I don't know who knows exactly what he was
talking about. But we're gonna move on here. I want
to discuss something else. Now, this is not really necessarily
about her in particular, but you know who Jasmine Crockett
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is that you know, this moron. Everyone knows who she
is by now.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I've done that with a number of you know, Republicans
that have been like, oh no, like the border crisis,
it's all the fenceanyl and and I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, she's a real brain child, definitely a decent human being. Okay,
So you know Jasmin Crockett, Jasmine Crockett in a poll
they just ran in Texas with a Democrat primary. Remember
this is a Democrat primary poll, Jasmine Crockett leads the
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field solidly of potential Democrat candidates solidly. Now what do
we take from this? We like to point at Democrats
who are elected, like the Jasmine Crocketts and Aocs and
Ihan Omars and this Mandanni guy in New York, and
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we look at these nutball Democrats who are elected, and
we all make this mistake. I shouldn't say we all.
I make this mistake. Actually, and maybe you do too.
We think, Wow, these politicians, these Democrat politicians, they're really
really radical. That's not what Democrat voters really want. Surely
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Democrat voters, of course they don't want the same things
we want. But they're not They're not about all this craziness.
They're not full blown communists. Democrat voters, these Democrat representatives
don't represent them. I think that's naive. And I think
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whenever I've thought that or said something along those lines,
I think that's very naive. I think even I have
chosen to forget on occasion or block out. Remember the poll,
Remember the poll during COVID. Remember the poll of Democrat voters.
The percentages of not the Jasmine Crocketts, not ihan Omar
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Democrat voters, the percentage of them who wanted you arrested
or locked in your home and have your children taken
away from you if you didn't take the COVID vaccine.
Just some of them most horrific, tyrannical, evil crap you've
ever seen. It was a large percentage of Democrat voters.
Democrat voters across the United States of America have become
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radicalized over the years, extremely radicalized, and they are not
clamoring for a more moderate, more reasonable Democrat party that
sets aside the tranny stuff, or can we at least
not do all the climate change stuff, or the Democrat
voters not saying that at all. In primary at the primary,
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at the primary across the United States of America, we
are seeing evidence that Democrat voters they want the most
bloodthirsty maoist they can possibly have to represent them. Remember
Mandani in New York City just one a primary against
Andrew Cuomo, and you can point to Quomo's troubles old
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Andrew magic fingers Quomo. You can even point to the
fact that Cuomo killed fifteen thousand seniors with his COVID
policy and say that's why the Cuomo name is royalty
in New York City, and he had a Fort Knox
style war chest. And Andrew Cuomo just lost a primary
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to some insane communist talking about seizing the means of
production and having government run grocery stores. Andrew Cuomo lost
to Maose Dung in New York City. Democrat voters had
an opportunity to go out and choose somebody maybe more reasonable,
more mature, more moderate, and they ran to the polls
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and said, absolutely not. Democrat voters in Texas, this is Texas. Look,
even if you are a communist in Texas, you have
to know you have an uphill battle to win a
statewide election as a Democrat in Texas. Texas is a
red state, a solidly red state. There aren't democ that
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hold statewide office in the state. It doesn't happen. You'll
have little pockets here, of course, the urban areas, but
the United States Senate seat is a state wide office.
Even knowing that Democrats in Texas, with the opportunity for
a candidate that may be presented as more moderate, said
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oh no, way, absolutely not. This is what I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I've done that with a number of you know, Republicans
that have been like, oh no, like the border crisis,
it's all the fentanyl, and I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I think maybe some of us, probably all of us,
from time to time, in an effort to pretend like
things aren't as bad as they really are. I think
maybe we convince ourselves that the crazy Democrat politicians from
the federal government to the state level to the city level.
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We've convinced ourselves that these politicians are they're way more
radical than the Democrat voter. The Democrat voter, yeah, he
may be more of a union guy, or maybe he
wants to taxes higher or something like that. A few
more illegals in the country. But the Democrat voter, of course,
is not as radical as ilhan Omar. Yes he is,
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Yes he is. It's not just that we have insane
communists running the city of Los Angeles. Karen Bass, Remember
Karen Bass. Keep in mind Karen Bass is a trained communist.
Documented she used to take trips to Cuba for communist training.
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A trained communist runs the second biggest city in the
United States of America. A trained communist.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I am the duly elected official here to represent the city,
and it is my job to protect the city. I
was not interfering. It is my responsibility to ask, what
are you doing here in this park where nothing is
going on? Why are you grabbing people off the street,
Making a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Believe that she's not the mayor of some kooky little
liberal town in Connecticut. The Democrats got to choose, and
they had a choice in their primary in Los Angeles,
and they went to the polls and they voted for
the Democrat that went to Cuba and got trained in
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communist activism from Fidel Castro. I think, I think we
have a situation with not just Democrat representatives, with Democrat voters,
and we don't want to acknowledge just how severe that
situation is. And let's compare that to the GOP. In
just a moment, before we compare that to the GOP,
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let's do this little thing, you know, little thing like
making sure your retirement doesn't get completely destroyed. There is
no stopping debt train You know it, and I know it.
Republicans will not do it. Democrats, of course, will not
do it. Republicans spend trillions, Democrats spend trillions, print money
by the trillion, and everyone knows crisis is coming everybody.
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I've asked multiple US senators, why won't you do anything
about it? And they'll just tell me, honestly, Jesse, there's
no appetite to do anything about it. Everyone just hopes
the crisis will come after they're gone. That crisis is
coming for your retirement. Have you gotten a hold of
gold code. Yet the only thing that can protect your
retirement when these people destroy our financial system is precious
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Just got a really nasty, vicious text message from Ob
which is completely uncalled for. So the other day I've
been trying I've told you before, I know I eat bad,
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but I've been trying to make some improvements. No, I'm
not gonna have carrots or something like that, but I've
been trying to make some improvements. But every now and
then I gotta make a gas station run, maybe grab
a snack. I was craving chili cheese free does. Now
(30:05):
I have the situation in my house, and the situation
is I have teenage boys, and teenage boys are ravenous animals.
They will eat everything. It's like they never ever stop eating.
Especially my boys are my oldest, especially right now. James.
He's doing extra training right now, getting ready for cross
(30:27):
country seasons. So he's put he just ran five and
a half miles yesterday. He's doing all this training. So
you just can't get enough food in them. What this
translates to is I can't have a quality snack in
the food pantry. If I have a quality snack of
some kind in there, I'll never get to it. The
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boys will wipe it out. It doesn't matter how many
thveats I make. They never take me seriously. They just
start snickering and then they steal my food. Anyway, So
I had to move quality snack from the food pantry
and stash it in my room. Well, our room, Av
and I we sleep together. Not to brag, but I
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take the quality snacks and I put them in there.
The other day, I make an epic gas station run.
I get a bag of one of the great chips ever,
almost a perfect chip. The chili cheese free doos. We've
had this discussion before. If they were bigger, they would
be the perfect chip. The only thing keeping chili cheese
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fritos from being the perfect chip is the fact you
have to grab three or four at a time, and
you can't really dip them without getting your fingers dirty.
Either way, I got a bag of chili cheese friedos,
took it home and felt kind of guilty about it,
so I thought, you know, I'm not going to eat
it today. I'll wait until I have a serious craving.
I stash it in my room. In the room, my
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snacks are almost always safe because you know, ab is
such a health freak, and I went vegetables and things
like that. She's the weirdo who brings the veggie tray
to the party. I mean, come on, I think it's safe.
When I was starting the last segment, you know what
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text message I got from her. I'm gonna read it verbati.
I'm on the phone or on the air. These fredos
are so good. I hid my stash in the room.
This woman discovered it. She's eating it, and now she's
texting me that she's eating it. And now she's texting
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me pictures of her eating it. Don't laugh, Chris, it's
not funny. I do not deserve it. I don't know
why you would say.
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women's locker rooms. This lady said, where are the dads
of these female athletes to physically stop these men from
entering women's locker rooms. See, I was talking yesterday about
how gross the tranny stuff is, especially as it pertains
to women's sports. We have dudes in women's locker rooms.
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It's not just that they're hurting women out there on
the volleyball court. Remember that poor girl who got a
concussions are all messed up the rugby field. It's not
just that they're breaking their records. These young ladies, I mean,
young women should be protected. I think you would agree
with that. These young ladies. When it's swim practice time,
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you have to change, and you have to get all
the way naked to change for swim practice. We're forcing
young ladies to get naked in front of men. And
you asked the question where the dads of these female athletes?
And I won't answer the question this way. We have
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a real lack of men masculinity in this country, a
severe lack of masculinity. And when you lack masculinity, it
tends to snowball, meaning if your dad was kind of
weak and pathetic and too afraid to protect you, too
afraid to stand up for himself, maybe your mom pushed
him all over the place. There's a real likelihood that
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that will you'll be that way, and then there's a
likelihood your son will be that way. And we've done
this for so long in America, where men bow dan Well,
I mean, the saint woman is right. It's all over
our sitcoms. The dad's always the more on, the idiot,
the loser, the wife. The mom is always the saint.
She has to do all the thinking to the stupid
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boob of a dad can't even tie his shoes. This
is a society we have nurtured year after year after
year in this country. And now men as a whole,
not all men, men as a whole. They won't tell
anybody no, they won't stand up for what is right. Well, no,
I'm too afraid. I don't want the men have allowed
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women to take over things that we're all male, and
nobody said no. Well, I don't want to see them intolerant.
I mean, I love women. I'm a super big fan.
They won't say no to women at all, we can't.
We can't as a country. I'm not gonna go off
on this again. We can't get women off of navy ships.
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Women should never ever be on a deployed navy vessel.
It has been a disaster since they were introduced onto
navy vessels. Not because women are evil, not because men
are evil, because you don't put a bunch of eighteen
year old men and women in a steel tube and
send them out to see and not expect horrible, horrible problems.
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It has destroyed readiness in the United States Navy. Yet
nobody wants to be the guy who says no, Well,
I'm a woman. I should be able to no. Woman,
you can't. Goodbye, You're not allowed here. This is a
space for only men, and it's turned into things. It's
really a great email. You're a dad and your baby
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girl as being I mean, in some way, I think
we'd be honest, violated, and you won't step in and
say no, anchor out of that pool. At least pull
her off the team, pull out of it. I don't
get it, man, I don't get it. But I had
a different dad. Anyway, I'm going to get back to
comparing the GOP to the radicalism of democrats. Next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, and the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a one or wait is
it what? Yeah, it is it's Thursday, Chris, What day
is it today? It's Thursday. Man, that was kind of clunky.
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I wish I could do that over again on a Thursday,
a wonderful Thursday, and we have all kinds of things,
all kinds of fun we're gonna have tonight on the
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(00:53):
Secret Service suspending agents who definitely failed to protect Trump.
Back in last July at Butler, Pennsylvania, Jasmine Crockett might
possibly be the Democrat nominee for Senate in Texas. We'll
discuss what's happening with both parties and why it's happening,
The evils of the Biden administration, all that, so much more,
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all kinds of emails as we clear out room for
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more coming up tonight on the World Famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Now I'm gonna put a bow on something and then
unless you're really hot on it tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse,
Ask doctor Jesse Friday. I probably won't address it again
(01:39):
for a while, the Epstein stuff. Tired of talking about it,
tired to thinking about it. But it's on everybody's mind.
I have all these emails Jesse, what do you think?
What do you think? So on and so forth. So
I'm just gonna because we have a story today from
the Daily Caller that kind of confirms a lot of
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what I had said before. Before we get to what
I said before and what the White House is saying
about it and everything else, and what RFK Junior came
out and said. Let me ask you something. Have you
ever you like sports? Have you ever seen, read heard about,
watched a great coach fail? A great coach goes to
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the wrong organization and fails. I'll use an example. Bill Belichick.
If you're an NFL fan, football fan, everybody knows who
Bill Belichick is. Former head coach of the New England
Patriots won eight thousand Super Bowls, considered by many to
be the greatest coach of all time. That's awesome. Good.
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Why didn't he win? Why didn't he win games at Cleveland? Cleveland?
If you're not an NFL fan, terrible team. And I
love the Browns. I'm from Ohio. They're not my favorite team,
but I always love them. But they're awful. They're always awful.
Pretty much. Browns just suck. Why didn't Bill Belichick win there? Well,
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here's why. And we've actually had a similar talk like
this before. Human beings, even human beings, with the best
intentions and the right ideas, good ideas, smart ideas, are
oftentimes not powerful enough to overcome an evil, dumb, corrupt organization,
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an evil, dumb, corrupt institution. You can take the greatest
football coach in the history of mankind. He's gonna win
all kinds of Super Bowls in the right organization with
the right quarterback. But you take that brilliant coach and
you put him with the Cleveland Browns, and he's gonna
suck and miss the playoffs like every other Brown's coach
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sucks and misses the playoffs because the brown suck. He
can't overcome the institution. And we'll make let's make this
about you or me, what are your ideas for education.
We'll make it about education. Higher education, even if you're
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not a highly educated person like me who went to
Pema Community College. Let's make this about higher education. You know,
as we've discussed many times before, having your elite universities
be good and having them nurture and create good citizens.
It's really important. And the fact that our top universities
are the most communists and evil is really damaging to
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the country. Because Harvard makes CEOs, they make presidents, they
make senators. It's a big, big deal. It's a big deal.
You know that. I know that, even though I'm not educated,
I know that you know what's important. So let me
take you. Let me give you the top job at Harvard.
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President Harvard, you're fired. You get to take over. Now,
this is you. You know what this country needs. You
at least have a general idea of the direction a
higher university should go. We're talking elite standards. You're going
to teach honest history, no more communist professors. You have
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the right idea. Dude, If you don't know all the
Nixon cranny's, you have the right idea. Do you believe
that if I fired the president of Harvard and I
put you there, that in just a couple of years
you'd have Harvard like Hillsdale College. Do you believe that.
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You don't believe that. I don't believe that, because you wouldn't.
The institution is gigantic. The people inside of the institution,
I mean personnel as policy. As the saying goes, even
if you were the top dog at Harvard, you have
to deal with administrator after administrator, professor after professor, donor
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after donor who hate the United States of America. You're
having to deal with Chinese foreign influence operations, You're having
to deal with domestic You're having to deal with DEI
this and DEI that. Even though you have all the
right ideas, you want to do the right thing, You're
not going to fix Harvard in a couple of years.
(06:41):
Let's make it about presidents before we move on Tiabo
on the Epstein stuff. Let's make it about presidents. Let's
make it about senators, congressmen. Why do all of them
fail on at least some of their campaigns. Donald Trump,
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to his credit, is just checking box after box after
box on his campaign promises. He's fulfilled as many campaign
promises as any president ever. Even Donald Trump's not fulfilling
all of them, and will not. He went out there
and made promises on the campaign trail. I'm gonna do this,
and I'm gonna do that, and I'm gonna do this,
and he failed. Russia Ukraine. Will make it a specific example.
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We don't want to talk in generalities. Donald Trump said
a thousand times on the campaign trail. I'm going to
end that war day one. That war should have never
even started. The war's gonna stop. I'm gonna get in
there and I'm gonna put a stop to it. People
are still dying over there. We're shipping missiles to Ukraine.
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The war is not stopped. The war continues on. Why
Is it because Donald Trump is a liar? Of course not,
he tried. Is it because he misled you in some way?
Is it because he's a failure? No? Certainly not. Foreign
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policy wise, Even if you dislike Trump, I think everybody
has to acknowledge foreign policy wise. Man, He's pretty on
point as a president, real on point. But he made
a campaign promise and he has not fulfilled that campaign promise.
Why because there are things that are bigger and more
powerful than even the office of the President of the
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United States of America. And you can get into that office,
and you can win an election, and you can go
out on the campaign trill, and you can promise everybody
that you're going to put a stop to the whole thing.
And you may be you may believe that all the way,
and you may want that all the way, and you
want what is good and you want what is right.
But you get up there and you get confronted with
the meanest, most vicious woman on the face of the planet.
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You know what her name is, Reality, that's her name.
Reality has a way of slapping all of us around
you me, all of us. I'll tell you this. I
ran for Congress once, as you know well, twice lost
(09:20):
both times. Ran for congress twice. During my congressional elections,
I knew I was going to win. I ever told
you that. I knew it. I was running and I'm
not a good person, as you know, I don't claim
to be. But I was running for the right reasons.
I didn't care about power. I didn't want the fancy suit,
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I didn't want a congressional staff. I didn't want money
under the table. I was running because I love my
country and I was sickened by what the government was doing.
And I was going to fix my country, and I
was going to go back there and I was going
to do what was right by the American people and
save this place. And because I was right and they
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were wrong, because I wanted what was good, and because
I was working so hard and I did bust in
my butt on that campaign. There's no way I'm gonna lose.
I can't lose. Oh but your opponent, Gabrielle Gifford's she's
telling seniors that you're gonna take away their Social Security.
And then there was young naive met Well, they're not
stupid enough to believe that I want what is right.
(10:25):
They're gonna see through those lies. Election night comes. I lost.
Reality can be a cruel, cruel woman. Now, let's put
a bow on the Epstein stuff with this new story
that's out today from Reagan Reese at the Daily Caller.
(10:47):
Before we get to that new story, let me let
me make sure your meat is doing well. Let me
make sure your meat is done perfectly every single time time.
Is that a guarantee? You know what beef prices are now,
I heard a shocking statistic about how few beef cattle
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we have now in the United States of America. That's
why stake prices keep going up, up, up, up up.
It's a costly thing to ruin a piece of meat. Now,
it's no joke, you know. Maybe you think the IQ sense,
that miraculous wireless cooking thermometer that will tell you when
your meat's done. Maybe you think that it costs money.
(11:31):
I would argue making meat perfect every time so you
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up the grill, open up the oven, check it. You
just leave it in there. Your phone will tell you
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Now I've heard the the other news that's out about
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RFK Epstein. Here it was case you, mister, You.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Weren't ever on Jeffrey Epstein's jet, were you?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I was on Jeffrey Epstein's yet two times I was
on it in nineteen ninety three, and I was and
I went to Florida with my wife and uh to children.
They offered us a ride to pond Age.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So I remember what I told you. Let's just recap
the Epstein stuff briefly. What I said about that. I
want the flight logs. Those are kind of already out there.
I should know. But I want the flight logs. Okay,
remember what I said. Just because somebody's on a plane
with Jeffrey Epstein doesn't mean they're abusing young girls. You
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want the flight logs, which are already out there. You
can go look at them. Are you going to automatically
assume everyone who flies on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet is
a dirtball? I mean, you can assume that all you want,
but that's not true. RFK Junior flew with his wife
and kids. Hitch a ride. Hey got a jet that
you want to ride yeah, sure, take a ride. Okay,
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it's one two. I mentioned in the opening that people
will run on promises, they'll believe things, they'll have the
right thing, the right, the right, the right goals in mind.
But institutions are just more powerful than people, even presidents.
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Reagan Reese did a great story today out of the
Daily Caller where she got with a bunch of officials
in the White House and started asking, Hey, the base
is mad. People are mad. There were promises, and I'm
not going to read it all at all. You know,
I don't do that, but just let me read you
a few lines from it and tell me if any
of this stuff sounds familiar, meaning, tell me if you
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remember me explaining all this. Administration officials say they are
frustrated and feel like the DOJ dropped the ball by
over representing how much evidence they had to take down
Epstein's alleged child trafficking ring. You can arrest all the
drug dealers and cartel leaders, but people want closure on
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this case, and the Attorney General must find a better
way to reconcile that. One senior administration official told the
Caller that it was known there was never a client
list or smoking gun at the time. When Bondi went
on Fox News and said she was reviewing the list
on her desk, the officials said they were unsure why
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Bondi made the comments, and added that generally the DOJ
was prone to over promising. A source familiar with the
caller that when Bondi made those comments about the client list,
she did have a bunch of Epstein documents on her desk,
but did not yet know what was in them. Remember
(15:35):
what I said about this interview and DJ maybe releasing
the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients, Well, that really happened.
It's sitting on my desk right now to review. That's
been a directive by President Trump. Remember what I told you?
She said it. Now you took that as meaning the list,
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and she asked to know that. That's how people are
going to take that. But she's talking about aforder she
hadn't opened yet. She's gonna expose this Epstein guy. She's
gonna give the base. You me, She's gonna give us
what we want, give us the names. I want to
know who the rich guys are. I want to know
who was abusing these young women. I want to know this.
The files on my desk. I'll get it to you.
(16:18):
Oh wait, there's nothing in here. There's nothing in here
because the people inside of the government, I'm sure, in
collaboration with the powerful men who did all these misdeeds,
destroyed the evidence long ago, just like I told you
they did. Donald Trump even ran. Donald Trump brought up
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the Epstein stuff several times on the campaign trails, so
he's got to own some of that too. I'm gonna
get in there, I'm gonna expose it. I'm going to
expose it. I'm gonna show you what's up. But sometimes
reality is ugly, and the reality you and I have
to face. This is why I'm so cynical about Brennan
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or Comy ever going to jail. The reality you and
I have to face is the United States government is
a criminal organization. It is full of criminals. These criminals,
like every criminal organization, work very, very hard to destroy
evidence in order to protect themselves. What does the American
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mafia do. They kill witnesses, they hide evidence. They avoid
getting fingered for their crimes by destroying evidence and killing witnesses.
The United States government does the exact same thing for
the exact same reason. The FBI does it, Central Intelligence
Agency does it. I'm sure they all do it, the
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United States government, because they commit crimes all the time,
destroy evidence. I already read you the story from long
ago about the FBI rating Epstein's mansion, finding all kinds
of pictures and DVDs and leaving them there and then
and then letting Epstein's people know that they're there. Epstein's
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people go, they take all the evidence, they pocket it,
and then the FBI says, oh, hey, sorry, can we
have those back? Why do you think they did that?
I'm sorry, it sucks. I'm not going to get justice here.
That's awful. We'll be back. Is he smarter than everyone
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who knows? Does he think so?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
The Jesse Kelly Show, It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on an amazing Thursday. Remember if you miss any part
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Spotify iTunes. Jewish producer Christ just asked me if Billy
Squire was talking about having a stroke on that song. Look,
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I've got to be honest with you, I have no
idea what people are saying in music. Ninety plus percent
of the time I can't make out the words I
don't understand why nobody enunciates. And every time I've dug
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into this, every single time, I I'll like, look up
the lyrics. You know, you can look up lyrics online.
Not even kidding, I look up the lyrics online, and
I feel like they're not appropriate. I feel like a
lot of the things we used to listen to, even
when we were kids, was not appropriate my mom. My
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mom used to monitor what we would be able to
watch and listen to. My mom was what she was
like most parents I had. If I wanted to watch
a rated R movie as a kid, I had to
do the right thing and go over to a friend's
house and watch it behind my mom's back. That's how
I got to see all the Rambo movies when I
was a kid. Either way, Mom didn't was listen to
potty words and stuff like that. Even Mom would she
(20:02):
let me listen to def Leppard Pours Some Sugar on Me.
That's not a good song. That is a song with
a lot of things in it that are not appropriate
for children. It was more subtle back then because it
was the eighties. But that is not an appropriate song.
I choose, I choose ignorance when it comes to what
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Billy Squire was talking about. Stroke. Maybe he's talking about
his guitar. Maybe he got maybe he got the COVID shot.
Maybe I don't know who knows exactly what he was
talking about. But we're gonna move on here. I want
to discuss something else. Now, this is not really necessarily
about her in particular, but you know who Jasmine Crockett
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is that you know, this moron. Everyone knows who she
is by now.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
I've done that with a number of you know, Republicans
that have been like, oh no, like the border crisis,
it's all the fenceanyl and and I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, she's a real brain child, definitely a decent human being. Okay,
So you know Jasmin Crockett, Jasmine Crockett in a poll
they just ran in Texas with a Democrat primary. Remember
this is a Democrat primary poll, Jasmine Crockett leads the
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field solidly of potential Democrat candidates solidly. Now what do
we take from this? We like to point at Democrats
who are elected, like the Jasmine Crocketts and Aocs and
Ihan Omars and this Mandanni guy in New York, and
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we look at these nutball Democrats who are elected, and
we all make this mistake. I shouldn't say we all.
I make this mistake. Actually, and maybe you do too.
We think, Wow, these politicians, these Democrat politicians, they're really
really radical. That's not what Democrat voters really want. Surely
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Democrat voters, of course they don't want the same things
we want. But they're not They're not about all this craziness.
They're not full blown communists. Democrat voters, these Democrat representatives
don't represent them. I think that's naive. And I think
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whenever I've thought that or said something along those lines,
I think that's very naive. I think even I have
chosen to forget on occasion or block out. Remember the poll,
Remember the poll during COVID. Remember the poll of Democrat voters.
The percentages of not the Jasmine Crocketts, not ihan Omar
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Democrat voters, the percentage of them who wanted you arrested
or locked in your home and have your children taken
away from you if you didn't take the COVID vaccine.
Just some of them most horrific, tyrannical, evil crap you've
ever seen. It was a large percentage of Democrat voters.
Democrat voters across the United States of America have become
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radicalized over the years, extremely radicalized, and they are not
clamoring for a more moderate, more reasonable Democrat party that
sets aside the tranny stuff, or can we at least
not do all the climate change stuff, or the Democrat
voters not saying that at all. In primary at the primary,
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at the primary across the United States of America, we
are seeing evidence that Democrat voters they want the most
bloodthirsty maoist they can possibly have to represent them. Remember
Mandani in New York City just one a primary against
Andrew Cuomo, and you can point to Quomo's troubles old
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Andrew magic fingers Quomo. You can even point to the
fact that Cuomo killed fifteen thousand seniors with his COVID
policy and say that's why the Cuomo name is royalty
in New York City, and he had a Fort Knox
style war chest. And Andrew Cuomo just lost a primary
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to some insane communist talking about seizing the means of
production and having government run grocery stores. Andrew Cuomo lost
to Maose Dung in New York City. Democrat voters had
an opportunity to go out and choose somebody maybe more reasonable,
more mature, more moderate, and they ran to the polls
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and said, absolutely not. Democrat voters in Texas, this is Texas. Look,
even if you are a communist in Texas, you have
to know you have an uphill battle to win a
statewide election as a Democrat in Texas. Texas is a
red state, a solidly red state. There aren't democ that
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hold statewide office in the state. It doesn't happen. You'll
have little pockets here, of course, the urban areas, but
the United States Senate seat is a state wide office.
Even knowing that Democrats in Texas, with the opportunity for
a candidate that may be presented as more moderate, said
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oh no, way, absolutely not. This is what I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I've done that with a number of you know, Republicans
that have been like, oh no, like the border crisis,
it's all the fentanyl, and I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I think maybe some of us, probably all of us,
from time to time, in an effort to pretend like
things aren't as bad as they really are. I think
maybe we convince ourselves that the crazy Democrat politicians from
the federal government to the state level to the city level.
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We've convinced ourselves that these politicians are they're way more
radical than the Democrat voter. The Democrat voter, yeah, he
may be more of a union guy, or maybe he
wants to taxes higher or something like that. A few
more illegals in the country. But the Democrat voter, of course,
is not as radical as ilhan Omar. Yes he is,
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Yes he is. It's not just that we have insane
communists running the city of Los Angeles. Karen Bass, Remember
Karen Bass. Keep in mind Karen Bass is a trained communist.
Documented she used to take trips to Cuba for communist training.
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A trained communist runs the second biggest city in the
United States of America. A trained communist.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I am the duly elected official here to represent the city,
and it is my job to protect the city. I
was not interfering. It is my responsibility to ask, what
are you doing here in this park where nothing is
going on? Why are you grabbing people off the street,
Making a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Believe that she's not the mayor of some kooky little
liberal town in Connecticut. The Democrats got to choose, and
they had a choice in their primary in Los Angeles,
and they went to the polls and they voted for
the Democrat that went to Cuba and got trained in
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communist activism from Fidel Castro. I think, I think we
have a situation with not just Democrat representatives, with Democrat voters,
and we don't want to acknowledge just how severe that
situation is. And let's compare that to the GOP. In
just a moment, before we compare that to the GOP,
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let's do this little thing, you know, little thing like
making sure your retirement doesn't get completely destroyed. There is
no stopping debt train You know it, and I know it.
Republicans will not do it. Democrats, of course, will not
do it. Republicans spend trillions, Democrats spend trillions, print money
by the trillion, and everyone knows crisis is coming everybody.
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I've asked multiple US senators, why won't you do anything
about it? And they'll just tell me, honestly, Jesse, there's
no appetite to do anything about it. Everyone just hopes
the crisis will come after they're gone. That crisis is
coming for your retirement. Have you gotten a hold of
gold code. Yet the only thing that can protect your
retirement when these people destroy our financial system is precious
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metals because they exist and have value outside of our system.
Eight five five eight one seven gold Gold cod will
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Just got a really nasty, vicious text message from Ob
which is completely uncalled for. So the other day I've
been trying I've told you before, I know I eat bad,
(29:44):
but I've been trying to make some improvements. No, I'm
not gonna have carrots or something like that, but I've
been trying to make some improvements. But every now and
then I gotta make a gas station run, maybe grab
a snack. I was craving chili cheese free does. Now
(30:05):
I have the situation in my house, and the situation
is I have teenage boys, and teenage boys are ravenous animals.
They will eat everything. It's like they never ever stop eating.
Especially my boys are my oldest, especially right now. James.
He's doing extra training right now, getting ready for cross
(30:27):
country seasons. So he's put he just ran five and
a half miles yesterday. He's doing all this training. So
you just can't get enough food in them. What this
translates to is I can't have a quality snack in
the food pantry. If I have a quality snack of
some kind in there, I'll never get to it. The
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boys will wipe it out. It doesn't matter how many
thveats I make. They never take me seriously. They just
start snickering and then they steal my food. Anyway, So
I had to move quality snack from the food pantry
and stash it in my room. Well, our room, Av
and I we sleep together. Not to brag, but I
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take the quality snacks and I put them in there.
The other day, I make an epic gas station run.
I get a bag of one of the great chips ever,
almost a perfect chip. The chili cheese free doos. We've
had this discussion before. If they were bigger, they would
be the perfect chip. The only thing keeping chili cheese
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fritos from being the perfect chip is the fact you
have to grab three or four at a time, and
you can't really dip them without getting your fingers dirty.
Either way, I got a bag of chili cheese friedos,
took it home and felt kind of guilty about it,
so I thought, you know, I'm not going to eat
it today. I'll wait until I have a serious craving.
I stash it in my room. In the room, my
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snacks are almost always safe because you know, ab is
such a health freak, and I went vegetables and things
like that. She's the weirdo who brings the veggie tray
to the party. I mean, come on, I think it's safe.
When I was starting the last segment, you know what
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text message I got from her. I'm gonna read it verbati.
I'm on the phone or on the air. These fredos
are so good. I hid my stash in the room.
This woman discovered it. She's eating it, and now she's
texting me that she's eating it. And now she's texting
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me pictures of her eating it. Don't laugh, Chris, it's
not funny. I do not deserve it. I don't know
why you would say.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I know.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, I do not deserve it. I deserve some relief,
and that's why I take relief Actor every single day.
Did you know that, Chris, I told you about that.
Don't shake your head either. It's one hundred percent drug free, Chris,
because you know how I feel about medications. Ah, you
should take things name ifn No, No, I don't want
I don't want that stuff. When it comes to pain,
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people take things to mask it. It's human nature. I
better take this and liquefy my kidneys. Relief Factor is
one hundred percent drug free. It is a supplement. You
take it every day, and the longer you take it,
the more the pain gets turned down, down, down, down,
until eventually your pain gets turned off. That's what relief
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Factor can do. It's freaking miraculous. Do not sit there
and live with neck pain, elbow pain, my knee hurts,
oh my pectoral Nope, relief Factor dot com. Go get
three weeks of it and just try it for three weeks.
That's all one eight hundred The number four relief or
relief factor dot com. Use some emails Jesse men in
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women's locker rooms. This lady said, where are the dads
of these female athletes to physically stop these men from
entering women's locker rooms. See, I was talking yesterday about
how gross the tranny stuff is, especially as it pertains
to women's sports. We have dudes in women's locker rooms.
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It's not just that they're hurting women out there on
the volleyball court. Remember that poor girl who got a
concussions are all messed up the rugby field. It's not
just that they're breaking their records. These young ladies, I mean,
young women should be protected. I think you would agree
with that. These young ladies. When it's swim practice time,
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you have to change, and you have to get all
the way naked to change for swim practice. We're forcing
young ladies to get naked in front of men. And
you asked the question where the dads of these female athletes?
And I won't answer the question this way. We have
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a real lack of men masculinity in this country, a
severe lack of masculinity. And when you lack masculinity, it
tends to snowball, meaning if your dad was kind of
weak and pathetic and too afraid to protect you, too
afraid to stand up for himself, maybe your mom pushed
him all over the place. There's a real likelihood that
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that will you'll be that way, and then there's a
likelihood your son will be that way. And we've done
this for so long in America, where men bow dan Well,
I mean, the saint woman is right. It's all over
our sitcoms. The dad's always the more on, the idiot,
the loser, the wife. The mom is always the saint.
She has to do all the thinking to the stupid
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boob of a dad can't even tie his shoes. This
is a society we have nurtured year after year after
year in this country. And now men as a whole,
not all men, men as a whole. They won't tell
anybody no, they won't stand up for what is right. Well, no,
I'm too afraid. I don't want the men have allowed
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women to take over things that we're all male, and
nobody said no. Well, I don't want to see them intolerant.
I mean, I love women. I'm a super big fan.
They won't say no to women at all, we can't.
We can't as a country. I'm not gonna go off
on this again. We can't get women off of navy ships.
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Women should never ever be on a deployed navy vessel.
It has been a disaster since they were introduced onto
navy vessels. Not because women are evil, not because men
are evil, because you don't put a bunch of eighteen
year old men and women in a steel tube and
send them out to see and not expect horrible, horrible problems.
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It has destroyed readiness in the United States Navy. Yet
nobody wants to be the guy who says no, Well,
I'm a woman. I should be able to no. Woman,
you can't. Goodbye, You're not allowed here. This is a
space for only men, and it's turned into things. It's
really a great email. You're a dad and your baby
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girl as being I mean, in some way, I think
we'd be honest, violated, and you won't step in and
say no, anchor out of that pool. At least pull
her off the team, pull out of it. I don't
get it, man, I don't get it. But I had
a different dad. Anyway, I'm going to get back to
comparing the GOP to the radicalism of democrats. Next
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