August 7, 2025 • 37 mins
The American people need to see federal employees in prison for what they did to the American people and Trump. Get someone talking about themselves. Making your talent outweighs your baggage. You restrict access to things you care about, that’s why the communist want this place to be flooded by barbarians.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, absolutely wonderful Thursday. So let's talk about a
couple of dark things. This hour, we're going to talk
about our lack of trust in the government. Something really
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good is happening. Good things are happening at the FBI,
believe it or not. We'll do more emails, make fun
of this CBS host. All that and more is still
to come. So there's an article here out of Newsmax
that a plurality of Americans do not accept government economic stats.
Now that on its face, it doesn't seem like a
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big deal, right, Okay, the government they're gonna put out
some stats and most Americans are all, I don't believe it.
But this actually goes to a critical a crisis that
we do have in this country that I believe can
be fixed, but it's going to take a long time
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and it's going to take a lot of effort. The
crisis is the American people don't trust their institutions anymore,
any of them. This goes way beyond economics data because
of how evil they acted during COVID you understand, Americans
are going to ignore the CDC. The next time we
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get a disease, and countries get diseases, there's always a
new virus, a new something floating around, and hey that
the next one might be deadly serious. And I'm not
trying to fear monger. I don't know that we're going
to get one anytime soon. But inevitably, at some point
in time, someone's going to get sick. There's going to
be something here and in that moment, in that moment,
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we will need a central database, a central hub of
people we trust to bring us the truth. And that
has traditionally been the Center for Disease Control. But since
the Center for Disease Control got taken over by evil communists,
like every other institution, they used their power during COVID
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to smash your liberty and bump up pharmaceutical sales. Now,
when normal Americans here CDC, they sneer and roll their eyes.
And so the next director of the CDC who comes
to you and says, we have this terrible virus. It's
the worst thing I've ever seen. It's the Chris virus.
You need to lock yourself up in your home. You
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only drink bottled water. You make sure you're taking vitamin C.
Make sure. Most Americans would be like, yeah, they're probably
lying again, won't you. I will huh. Look, well, we're
about to talk about the FBI. Tod be a good thing,
but about to talk about the FBI. I've told you
this before. I will not speak to the FBI under
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any circumstances, none, unless my lawyer is sitting there present.
I could get home tonight and I could have an
FBI agent knock on my door and say, hey, we're
on the lookout for a drug dealer. We thought we
saw him driving through your neighborhood. What do you know,
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and I'll slam the door in his face. Nope, call
my lawyer. I don't speak to the FBI. That's not
my fault. You want to take the federal police arm
and use it, aim it at Republicans, use it to
protect Democrats the way you did Hunter Biden, the way
you did Joe Biden, the way you did Hillary Clinton,
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and then unleash it like a military force against your
political opponents. You don't ever get my supporter help again
at all, under any circumstances. Nope, call my lawyer. Well,
we're just looking for a drug dealer. Call my lawyer,
But what's your name? Call my lawyer. That's my answer.
Call my lawyer period. But that's bad, isn't it? Because
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I don't feel the same way about my local police force,
who I know very well. They have to come patrol
by my house whenever one of these communists is threatening
to kill me. So I've gotten to know them quite well.
They're wonderful. They've earned my trust over and over again.
They come knocking on my door tonight, I'll bend over backwards.
I'll get in my truck myself. Let's go looking for them.
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FBI Badge, Nope, sorry, I consider you to be the enemy.
I have to assume you are my enemy, here to
destroy my life, and I'll never talk to you again.
But that's not bad, that's not good, that's terrible. I
would like to live in a country where our institutions
can be trusted, but they simply cannot be here. They
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can't be They can earn it back, though. This is
I'm going to come back to this again and again
and again and again, and you're gonna hear me harp
on this until we get a result. This Russia hoax
stuff with the evidence that's being laid out there, not
just you and me talking hard evidence. We have documentation,
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we have names, we have emails, we have things like that.
If government people aren't prosecuted and convicted and sent to
prison for what they did, I do not believe we
can save the country. I believe it will accelerate America's
end to warp speed, because it will finally convince the
American people once and for all that government people can
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never go to prison. They're always above it all. They're not.
They're not they're not held to the same standards you
and I are. And if that's the kind of country
we have now, then it should end. I want to
be crystal clear on that. If we live in a
country where government people are immune from prosecution for their crimes,
but you can get sent to prison for your crimes,
then we shouldn't exist anymore. These coming indictments, the trials
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Lord Willing that are coming are everything. And because of
what we just talked about too, the institutional trust, the
American people have to see government people burn for the
crimes they've committed. And if you can't go to prison
for sending the Central Intelligence Agency against your Republican opponents.
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If that's not enough to send you to prison, then
government people can't go to prison. Just give them all
immunity the second you walk into the FBI, CIARS Congress,
I don't care where it is NSA, just go ahead
and hand them all a universal get out of jail
free card. Because if you can't go to prison for
using the Central Intelligence Agency against your political opponents, then
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government people can't go to prison. Period. And I hope
I'm going to keep beating this drum because I hope
the Trump administration and more importantly Pambondi understands those are
the stakes of this case. That is what is at stake.
This is not yet another case of government corruption. It's
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not just well we have another one. No no, no,
no no. This is the final one. This is the
super Bowl. People have to burn for what they did
because the American people, it's not that they're separating, have
separated from their government, from their institutions. Not just government institutions,
I should note, the American people have separated from their institutions.
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They believe their institutions are hostile to them, work against them.
They believe their institutions lie to them without end and
you can't continue as a country without that trust connection
with the people in their institutions. I have used the
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example before of a small village of one hundred people,
and you know they would have in institutions too. Let's
say there is a hut there that the huts job
is to tell everybody the weather. The people who work
in that institution they tell you the weather, what it's
gonna be, what's coming, all those other things. Let's say
that hut gets taken over a bunch of by a
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bunch of evil, selfish dirt balls, and they start lying, openly,
lying about the weather. Well, if I can't go to
that institution and trust what they say, you might as
well get rid of the institution entirely. And credit to
cash Betel and Dan Bongino, credit where it's due. They're
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dumping people. Steve Jensen, Brian Driskell. You don't know these names.
These are evil communists who have been working inside of
the FBI against the American people. It was announced today
they're fired. That's good, it's a good start. It's not enough.
It's a great start. I'm glad they did it. It's
not enough. The people inside of our institutions have turned
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hostile toward us, and now the hostility goes both ways.
Didn't start with you, didn't start with me. I grew
up one to be in the FBI. They I remember that.
I remember the packet they sent me. I bet you money,
my mom still has it somewhere. As a little kid,
six seven years old. As a little kid, I sent
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him a letter saying, I want to be in the FBI.
How do I join the FBI? And they sent me
this big fat packet about you know, there's great law
enforcement agency. Now, I sneer. I rolled my eyes. I
didn't do that. They did that. We have to get
that trust back, and people have to be held accountable
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for that trust to be back. You can't just tell
people to move on. You can't say ignore it. You
can't say that was in the past. That doesn't work anymore.
We've been lied to by too many of our institutions,
institutions we should be able to trust. No more moving on.
I however, I am going to move on from this now.
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I wanna do a bunch of more emails. Like I said,
I'm behind. Don't worry, We'll we'll get to make in
fun of the w NBA and other things. First, let's
get to your dog and your cat. We lose them
too early, and it hurts. They don't live as long
as people. It's awful, isn't it awful? But what if
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you could push that date further away? Wouldn't you sign
up for that right now? If you could start doing
something right now that would give you another year, two years,
three years with your dog your cat, would you do it?
Of course you would. That's why I put rough Greens
on Fred's food. It's a green powder. It's a nutritional
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supplement with live nutrients. You will see physical differences in
your dog, probably emotional differences in your dog. His breath
will be better, his coat will be better, his energy
will be better, His digestive system will work better for
the same reason your body works better when you get nutrition.
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the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me, Dammit
the ternstacks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
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fantastic Thursday. Remember you can email the show. You're asked
doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow and you need to get
them emailed in now to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
Also me and the Fellas. We're working on something big,
not promising. We're gonna roll it out next week, but
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it's coming soon. I wouldn't be missing any shows next week.
I put it that way. Get your ask Doctor Jesse
questions into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It's do
some emails. Hey, Jesse, I loved your advice on interviews.
I did a long ramt last night on job interviews.
It's tired of watching people screw these things up. Dress
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for success is so important to get a job. Many
times I would get an offer on my first interview
says he's had about fifty jobs, so on and so forth.
I had to interview for a food and beverage director.
The owner himself interviewed me. We hit it off and
traded stories for four hours. I have found that if
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it feels it's going well, I try to get them
talking about themselves. People love to talk about themselves. That's
why I wanted to read this. It's not just for
job interviews. This is for people who struggle in social situations,
and those are not just kids today. Why that's the phones.
I mean, yeah, that may be part of it, of course,
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but there are adults who suffer from this too. People
don't know how to have a conversation. Let me tell
you something. My buddy does that I not only love,
I have adopted in my home with his kids. We
were riding, we were cruising me. It was me and
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my buddy and his kids. We were all our kids
were in the car and I'm driving and I asked
one of them, how's football going. He's in football practice
football season, you know, it's two a day times, getting
ready for football season. And I said, how's football season going?
And he gave the standard response that a kid would
normally give. Good It's going good. Buddy steps in immediately stop.
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What kind of an answer is that? That's a one
word answer, that didn't tell him anything. Expand multiple sentences. Talk.
This is an opportunity to talk, explain something. So that's
one thing. The thing if you are somebody who struggles
talking to people at all, get them talking about themselves,
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ask them questions about themselves. You have a conversation by
asking people questions. And I'm not saying you have to care. Okay,
I'm not saying you have to care. I have faked
it in eight million conversations in my forty four years
on this planet, talking to the most mind numbingly boring
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people you've ever talked to in your life. It's not
important that you care. It's important that you pretend. And
it's important that you what, Chris, this is good advice.
What are you talking about? It's important that you pretend
if you don't care. And so if I'm talking to Chris,
which I would never do. If I'm talking to Chris, Hey,
where are you from? Oh? I'm from Uh, I'm from
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Little Rock, Arkansas? What do I do from there? What
do I do from there? Do I stop? Do I
just let it go? He just told me where he's from.
He answered the question. Ask more questions on that. Oh, really,
originally you were born there? How lord you lived there?
Did you go to school up there? Oh? What did
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you do? Every answer is an opportunity to ask them
more questions. And human beings almost universally love to talk
about themselves. You don't have to be mister or missus personality.
Maybe you feel stupid. Maybe you don't like your maybe
you don't like your whatever, your face, your personality or whatever. Fine,
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ask people questions. You can have a conversation with somebody,
and if you have constantly thrown the ball in their
court to talk about themselves, and you've been smart enough
to pretend to be interested the entire time, they will
walk away from that conversation and they will think to themselves, Wow,
he was great, great to talk to. She was great
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to talk to. I can't wait to hang out with
her again. Ask people questions. You don't have to talk
all the time. It's better if you don't shut up
and listen. Ask people questions. All right, Jesse, Okinawa is
a wild place. Do you think it? Do you think
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it's haunted? Too much? Bad stuff happens on such a
small island Okinawa. I mean, we talked about the Battle
of Okinawa a lot during the Kami Kazi episode, and
so you're well aware of all the death that took
place then. But it's a place the Japanese really conquered.
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Okinawans are not Japanese. They certainly don't consider themselves to
be Japanese. The consider themselves to be Okinawans, and the
Okinawans have a not the best view of the Japanese
because of the Japanese brutal occupation. They were conscripting teenage
girls by that point in time, by the time we
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got there, so it was really really bad. Is it haunted?
I don't know. I could see it. So much sadness
and so much death has been there. I don't know
that I fully I don't know that I fully believe
in the concept of things being haunted either, though I
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do believe in the concept of lands being cursed. I've
told you before. I believe that Haiti is a cursed land.
I think the devil lives there. Its entire history is horrible.
It's horrible now, it was always horrible, just a horrible place.
So I believe in the idea of cursed lands, maybe
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not haunted lands. All right, let's make fun of the
WNBA and we'll get back to some more questions. Before
we do that, let's let's get your meat ready for
the weekend. Any money on meat lately? You ever ruined
a piece of meat? What that costs you? It's brutal.
I was talking to my mom last night about pork
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chops and pork chops, and do I make pork chops. Sorry, Chris,
but I told her, look, I love a good pork chop.
I love a good pork chop. I stopped buying them
because Aub and I bought a few, and they're expensive,
and we kept burning, we kept drying them out. It's
a very hard thing to cook. I don't try them
out anymore because of the IQ sense. The wireless cooking
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thermometer is your key to a good pork chop. It's
your key to a good brisket, a good steak, a
good chicken. Put the thermometer in there, Leave it in
the meat, throw it in the oven, throw it on
the grill, throw it in the smoker, and just listen
to you. For your phone, you don't even have to
stay home. Your phone will say, be beep, be beep,
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it's done. It's about to be done. Go and break
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Fantastic Thursday. Remember if you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes.
So I'm going to use the WNBA, believe it or not,
to piggyback on the conversation we just had about having
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a conversation with people, how to have a conversation people
asking question things like that, And I want to explain
by that is important. It's important that people like you.
And I'm not saying you have to become some people
pleaser who goes whichever way the wind blows. You know,
that's not what I do. I don't believe in that
at all. But you ca much more flies with honey
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than you do with vinegar. Is more than just a saying,
And especially especially if maybe you're lacking in certain areas,
lacking talent in certain areas, which we all do. Look
at Chris, we all lack talent at certain things. Maybe
you're in a job and maybe, if you're being honest
with yourself, you're not the best at it. Well, guess what,
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it's not the end of the world. Not everyone's the
best at everything. Otherwise that wouldn't make any sense, would it.
But you need to be nice, you need to be
well thought of around the office because you're not the
best at it. The WNBA nobody cares about it, Nobody
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watches it. The league loses forty million dollars a year.
Nobody cares about it at all. But there's an opportunity
there for them. What is that opportunity. It's a bunch
of young women. They could be bright and sunny and
happy and appealing. I mean, how many times have we
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watched a women's sports team. We've watched America fall in
love with a women's sports team. Women's gymnastics happens all
the time. I love them, It's so cute. The national
women's soccer team. Before that, angry lesbian Megan Rappino took
it over and poisoned the entire thing right before she
got there. America loved them. They were America's sweethearts because
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they were happy, and they were pretty, and they were wonderful,
and so people liked it. They enjoyed it. The second
Megan Rappino brought her communist poison in there, everyone hates them.
Now everyone mocks them. Now you're the WNBA. It's not
an impressive product because basketball is so physical, involving running
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and jumping, in things that women are terrible at. Therefore,
basketball is not an impressive thing When women play it,
women are more graceful. Gymnastics is where women thrave things
like that thrive. Basketball not your sport. Okay, But you
want to play professional basketball. Okay, this is Diana Tarassi.
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Apparently the WNBA is in a big contract negotiation right now. Ladies,
this is special for you, especially young ladies. This is
not what you want to be in the corporate.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Rom I'm the best player in the world and I
have to go to a communist country to get paid
like a capitalist. We weren't making that much money, so
generational wealth was coming from going to Russia every year.
Now we have to come back home and get paid
nothing to play in a harder league, in worse conditions
against the best competition in the world. The janitor at
arena made more than me.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
You need to be a lot more appealing than that,
the beeping janitor. You even managed to talk down to
a blue collar guy who cleans the toilets in the arena.
You even managed to insult the custodian in the building
where nobody shows up to watch you play. This is
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just a word of advice not for the WNBA. I
can't wait till that just goes away completely. This is
a word of advice to everybody. Being nice, being well
thought of. It'll get you really far, a lot further
than constantly nagging and complaining and whining about every freaking
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thing under the sun. I mean, look, you don't want
to be a Democrat, right Listen, Oh, speaking of Democrats,
listen to this anchor on CNN. This actually angers me,
not because of what the anchor said, but because of
how immigration now has been thought of in this country. Listen,
listen to how horrified he is at the thought of
enforcing the law.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
In some states like Massachusetts, seventy eight percent of those
arrested in community raids had no criminal record, So I
wonder how sweeping up these non criminals makes communities safer.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Well, look, I think the Trump administration has been very
clear from the start, which is they're going to continue
to prioritize, but they're not going to exempt anyone else
from immigration law. Right. We saw that during four years
of the Biden administration, where they said we're not going
to deport, We're not going to arrest and therefore deport
certain classes of illegal aliens here in the United States,
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and unfortunately, what that does is it just encourages more
and more of those types of individuals to come to
the country knowing that they'll never be deported. So the
Trump administration says, look, everyone's on the table, but we're
going to continue to prioritize certain or i should say
criminal illegal aliens. And of course certain communities have more
of that than others. So it's hard to compare and
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contrast certain states to other states, or certain cities to
other cities.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Understood, if this is about deterrence, as you alluded to,
and you're detaining students and folks that don't have priors,
that are here in the United States just living the
American dream and working and may have overstayed a visa,
which is a civil offense, not a criminal one, then
what exactly are you deterring because those folks aren't a
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public safety threat.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Right, I'm going to stop it. There It goes on
for another minute. He's just so mortified that somebody would
be deported for overstaying a visa. You're not allowed to
come here with a what is essentially a temporary guest
pass and then just stay after the pass has expired.
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But the minds of so many Americans, certainly American leftists,
have been so twisted over the years that you think
in illegal shouldn't be deported unless he's an axe murderer.
Every single person illegally in this country, men, women, and
children should be apprehended and deported back home. And everybody
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here who came legally and then over state of Visa,
they should be rounded up to as fast as humanly possible.
And that that is thought of as some sort of
a right wing policy. Blows me away. That's immigration policy.
That's how countries handle immigration. No, you're not allowed to
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come here illegally. If I find you here illegally, I
will arrest you, possibly imprison you for a time, and
then send you back to the country you came from.
That's not right wing, or at least it didn't used
to be. That's immigration policy. But the American communists have
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so watered down and twisted the minds of so many
people in this country that now it's thought of as
some sort of an outrage when an illegal gets arrested
at home depot. I don't understand he wasn't actually stabbing
anyone at the time, but it does show you it
all comes down to this. I said it many times before.
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There are many issues that matter, but there is no
better litmus test for how much you love your country
than how strict you want to be on immigration, because you,
every single person you believe in restricting access to things
you truly love. Everybody does you restrict access to who
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can come in your home, to who can hang around
your children? Why? Because you love those things. Therefore you
don't want everyone to have access to them, right, But
you want everyone to have access to your country because
you don't give a crap about it. I'm not talking
to you specifically, I'm talking about the communists. That really
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comes down to that love of country just simply never
enters their mind. Most of those animals hate the place,
so that's why we get what we get. I want
to do some more emails. Let's do some more emails.
Feel like chopping away at those tonight. Before we do those,
let's uh, let's get ourselves feeling good and energized. You
think to yourself that as you get older, you're only
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going to slowly but surely feel worse as your body
breaks down and your mind slows down. I'm gonna feel worse.
I'm gonna feel worse, and look, I can't stop father time.
I don't want to pretend like I can. But I
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Do you hear that? What? Chris? That rhymed? And you
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back the clock. Next the Jesse Kelly Show, I Like
It returns. Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wonderful Thursday. Member Tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday,
and you did to get your questions emailed in now
to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's do a
bunch of emails, Jesse. I'm thoroughly enjoying your comic Kamic
(29:50):
Cosey History show. If you get a chance, I'd love
to hear your take on the Battle of Wake Island.
When I was in the Navy, my squadron made refueling
stops they on the way to detachments in Japan. It
was an amazing experience to walk on the beach and
see some of the gun in placements and bunkers that
so many of our guys fought from or died in.
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There were even some corrodied engines from crashed Japanese in
US aircraft. Gosh, that's sweet. I looked out from the
beach and tried to imagine what it must have been
like to see the Imperial Japanese Navy steaming in while
knowing there was no help coming. Well, I don't know
that I've ever done a long history on Wake Island,
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so i'd look we could do a little mini version here,
a very very mini version Wake Island. For those not familiar.
It was a little outpost, a little Navy marine outpost,
you can go look it up where it is. It's
in I mean, it's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
It's in the freaking middle of nowhere. That's where Wake
Island is. But because of its location out in the
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middle of the Pacific Ocean, it's obviously extremely valuable for
as he said, a navy to claim that ground. You know,
you claim ground there, you pile up logistics there. It
gives you a place to refuel, to get food, to
get things like that. And remember to understand the Japanese
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plan in World War two. You just have to look
at Japan and draw a huge circle around Japan. The
idea they had was go conquer not just a bunch
of China, but a bunch of islands and make it
widen our circle, widen our area of control. And part
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of that meant taking places like Guam, like Wake Island.
The battle for Wake Island was so awesome but also
sad because nobody on that island had any idea war
was coming. You're out there, and this is before jet
engines and things like that. Remember, so even getting to
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you is not a fast, easy process. You were out
there in the middle of nowhere. You were surrounded by ocean.
The Japanese declear war and they come for you. There's
no help coming we we Americans today, we are blessed
with a navy. As much as it pains me to
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say at a navy, we are blessed with the navy.
That is, I was gonna say all powerful, but on
the ocean, they pretty much are. We can be anywhere,
We can go anywhere. We have so many ships and
subs and aircraft carriers and things like that. The very
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idea that there would be a place our navy couldn't go,
it's crazy to us. But back then, at the beginning
of World War Two, we just didn't have enough. We
weren't good enough. We didn't have enough ships. That's why
we couldn't go bail MacArthur out of the Philippines when
the Japs attacked there. The Navy couldn't get through. You
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could want to go help all you want, we didn't
have the ships. We didn't have what we needed to
go get him out, to go help. You can't do anything.
Think about this, We can't even relate to this. They're
under attack, American troops under attack and afar off land,
and you can't do anything to help them. Nothing we
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can't even relate to that. There's nowhere where we can't
be now, Well, that was Wake Island went through the
exact same thing. The Japanese wanted it strategically, it made
all the sense in the world for them to take it,
and we had a bunch of Marines and sailors. Have
to give them all the credit in the world. Those
sailors were grabbing weapons just like the Marines were surrounded,
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getting strayed together. I mean we're talking air power, navy power,
and fighting with every anything they could and it became
one of those things because they did fight valiant, valiantly,
very very valiantly. It became one of those things that
became a rallying cry for America. Actually, I'll compare it
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to the Alamo. As a matter of fact. Doomed, you're
not going to win, you really can't win. But if
you hold your ground, give as best as you can get,
you know, take a bunch of them wasting that kind
of John Wayne's style attitude, that kind of thing inspires people.
The Marines on the island when when asking what they
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need and they say send more Japs, that's awesome, that's awesome.
What do I need? I need more people to kill?
Send them over here. And look, even if that stuff
gets overblown, and usually when it comes to war and
lies and propaganda, that stuff gets overblown, but that's still
freaking cool, right. Anyway, We fought, many died, the others
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were captured. We lost it for some time, but that's
the way it goes, Jesse. Since you're now a world
famous beaver hunter, you might be aware of the castor sack,
which is located next to the beaver's anus. The sack
produces a sweet smelling substance called castor rheum castorium. I
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don't know how to say that. I went to community college. Chris.
Did you know about this the sack? You did? How
would you know about it? You're lying, Chris. Chris is
telling lies right now. Castorium which has been used in
perfumes and even has a strawberry or as a strawberry
or raspberry flavoring on desserts, among other things. What, Chris,
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it's one of the many perfume additives. I didn't know
they used animals for perfume additives. What is whale vomit?
Amber grease? How do you know these weird facts. How
is it that you like, you've never seen brave Heart
things like that, but you know these weird facts. It's
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almost a little creepy at the weird stuff, you know,
you know what. I'm not asking you anything else anymore. Anyway,
The guy says, I think the Jesse Kelly castorium products
would be an American sensation. What do you think? Here's
what I think. I think that we're probably gonna need
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a better selling point for women than this is a
sack by a beavers Anus. Look, that may sell to
Lindsey Graham. That's not going to sell to women. Maybe
that's it. Maybe you could be instead of a perfume,
a cologne. Both senators from South Carolina might be what, Chris,
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but you know the rear Admiral Pee Booda Jedge would
be all over it. But I don't We could find more, Chris.
It's not like we couldn't find more. There are plenty
of them. We just talked about the Navy, huge market
for it. There, what, Chris, It's fine and make jokes.
We still have an hour. Let's talk about punishing the
communists rfk's clamping down on junk food. Next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, absolutely wonderful Thursday. So let's talk about a
couple of dark things. This hour, we're going to talk
about our lack of trust in the government. Something really
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good is happening. Good things are happening at the FBI,
believe it or not. We'll do more emails, make fun
of this CBS host. All that and more is still
to come. So there's an article here out of Newsmax
that a plurality of Americans do not accept government economic stats.
Now that on its face, it doesn't seem like a
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big deal, right, Okay, the government they're gonna put out
some stats and most Americans are all, I don't believe it.
But this actually goes to a critical a crisis that
we do have in this country that I believe can
be fixed, but it's going to take a long time
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and it's going to take a lot of effort. The
crisis is the American people don't trust their institutions anymore,
any of them. This goes way beyond economics data because
of how evil they acted during COVID you understand, Americans
are going to ignore the CDC. The next time we
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get a disease, and countries get diseases, there's always a
new virus, a new something floating around, and hey that
the next one might be deadly serious. And I'm not
trying to fear monger. I don't know that we're going
to get one anytime soon. But inevitably, at some point
in time, someone's going to get sick. There's going to
be something here and in that moment, in that moment,
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we will need a central database, a central hub of
people we trust to bring us the truth. And that
has traditionally been the Center for Disease Control. But since
the Center for Disease Control got taken over by evil communists,
like every other institution, they used their power during COVID
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to smash your liberty and bump up pharmaceutical sales. Now,
when normal Americans here CDC, they sneer and roll their eyes.
And so the next director of the CDC who comes
to you and says, we have this terrible virus. It's
the worst thing I've ever seen. It's the Chris virus.
You need to lock yourself up in your home. You
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only drink bottled water. You make sure you're taking vitamin C.
Make sure. Most Americans would be like, yeah, they're probably
lying again, won't you. I will huh. Look, well, we're
about to talk about the FBI. Tod be a good thing,
but about to talk about the FBI. I've told you
this before. I will not speak to the FBI under
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any circumstances, none, unless my lawyer is sitting there present.
I could get home tonight and I could have an
FBI agent knock on my door and say, hey, we're
on the lookout for a drug dealer. We thought we
saw him driving through your neighborhood. What do you know,
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and I'll slam the door in his face. Nope, call
my lawyer. I don't speak to the FBI. That's not
my fault. You want to take the federal police arm
and use it, aim it at Republicans, use it to
protect Democrats the way you did Hunter Biden, the way
you did Joe Biden, the way you did Hillary Clinton,
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and then unleash it like a military force against your
political opponents. You don't ever get my supporter help again
at all, under any circumstances. Nope, call my lawyer. Well,
we're just looking for a drug dealer. Call my lawyer,
But what's your name? Call my lawyer. That's my answer.
Call my lawyer period. But that's bad, isn't it? Because
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I don't feel the same way about my local police force,
who I know very well. They have to come patrol
by my house whenever one of these communists is threatening
to kill me. So I've gotten to know them quite well.
They're wonderful. They've earned my trust over and over again.
They come knocking on my door tonight, I'll bend over backwards.
I'll get in my truck myself. Let's go looking for them.
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FBI Badge, Nope, sorry, I consider you to be the enemy.
I have to assume you are my enemy, here to
destroy my life, and I'll never talk to you again.
But that's not bad, that's not good, that's terrible. I
would like to live in a country where our institutions
can be trusted, but they simply cannot be here. They
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can't be They can earn it back, though. This is
I'm going to come back to this again and again
and again and again, and you're gonna hear me harp
on this until we get a result. This Russia hoax
stuff with the evidence that's being laid out there, not
just you and me talking hard evidence. We have documentation,
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we have names, we have emails, we have things like that.
If government people aren't prosecuted and convicted and sent to
prison for what they did, I do not believe we
can save the country. I believe it will accelerate America's
end to warp speed, because it will finally convince the
American people once and for all that government people can
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never go to prison. They're always above it all. They're not.
They're not they're not held to the same standards you
and I are. And if that's the kind of country
we have now, then it should end. I want to
be crystal clear on that. If we live in a
country where government people are immune from prosecution for their crimes,
but you can get sent to prison for your crimes,
then we shouldn't exist anymore. These coming indictments, the trials
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Lord Willing that are coming are everything. And because of
what we just talked about too, the institutional trust, the
American people have to see government people burn for the
crimes they've committed. And if you can't go to prison
for sending the Central Intelligence Agency against your Republican opponents.
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If that's not enough to send you to prison, then
government people can't go to prison. Just give them all
immunity the second you walk into the FBI, CIARS Congress,
I don't care where it is NSA, just go ahead
and hand them all a universal get out of jail
free card. Because if you can't go to prison for
using the Central Intelligence Agency against your political opponents, then
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government people can't go to prison. Period. And I hope
I'm going to keep beating this drum because I hope
the Trump administration and more importantly Pambondi understands those are
the stakes of this case. That is what is at stake.
This is not yet another case of government corruption. It's
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not just well we have another one. No no, no,
no no. This is the final one. This is the
super Bowl. People have to burn for what they did
because the American people, it's not that they're separating, have
separated from their government, from their institutions. Not just government institutions,
I should note, the American people have separated from their institutions.
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They believe their institutions are hostile to them, work against them.
They believe their institutions lie to them without end and
you can't continue as a country without that trust connection
with the people in their institutions. I have used the
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example before of a small village of one hundred people,
and you know they would have in institutions too. Let's
say there is a hut there that the huts job
is to tell everybody the weather. The people who work
in that institution they tell you the weather, what it's
gonna be, what's coming, all those other things. Let's say
that hut gets taken over a bunch of by a
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bunch of evil, selfish dirt balls, and they start lying, openly,
lying about the weather. Well, if I can't go to
that institution and trust what they say, you might as
well get rid of the institution entirely. And credit to
cash Betel and Dan Bongino, credit where it's due. They're
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dumping people. Steve Jensen, Brian Driskell. You don't know these names.
These are evil communists who have been working inside of
the FBI against the American people. It was announced today
they're fired. That's good, it's a good start. It's not enough.
It's a great start. I'm glad they did it. It's
not enough. The people inside of our institutions have turned
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hostile toward us, and now the hostility goes both ways.
Didn't start with you, didn't start with me. I grew
up one to be in the FBI. They I remember that.
I remember the packet they sent me. I bet you money,
my mom still has it somewhere. As a little kid,
six seven years old. As a little kid, I sent
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him a letter saying, I want to be in the FBI.
How do I join the FBI? And they sent me
this big fat packet about you know, there's great law
enforcement agency. Now, I sneer. I rolled my eyes. I
didn't do that. They did that. We have to get
that trust back, and people have to be held accountable
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for that trust to be back. You can't just tell
people to move on. You can't say ignore it. You
can't say that was in the past. That doesn't work anymore.
We've been lied to by too many of our institutions,
institutions we should be able to trust. No more moving on.
I however, I am going to move on from this now.
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I wanna do a bunch of more emails. Like I said,
I'm behind. Don't worry, We'll we'll get to make in
fun of the w NBA and other things. First, let's
get to your dog and your cat. We lose them
too early, and it hurts. They don't live as long
as people. It's awful, isn't it awful? But what if
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you could push that date further away? Wouldn't you sign
up for that right now? If you could start doing
something right now that would give you another year, two years,
three years with your dog your cat, would you do it?
Of course you would. That's why I put rough Greens
on Fred's food. It's a green powder. It's a nutritional
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supplement with live nutrients. You will see physical differences in
your dog, probably emotional differences in your dog. His breath
will be better, his coat will be better, his energy
will be better, His digestive system will work better for
the same reason your body works better when you get nutrition.
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Go to Roughgreens dot com and try a free Jumpstart
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the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real to me, Dammit
the ternstacks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
(11:36):
fantastic Thursday. Remember you can email the show. You're asked
doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow and you need to get
them emailed in now to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
Also me and the Fellas. We're working on something big,
not promising. We're gonna roll it out next week, but
(11:59):
it's coming soon. I wouldn't be missing any shows next week.
I put it that way. Get your ask Doctor Jesse
questions into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It's do
some emails. Hey, Jesse, I loved your advice on interviews.
I did a long ramt last night on job interviews.
It's tired of watching people screw these things up. Dress
(12:19):
for success is so important to get a job. Many
times I would get an offer on my first interview
says he's had about fifty jobs, so on and so forth.
I had to interview for a food and beverage director.
The owner himself interviewed me. We hit it off and
traded stories for four hours. I have found that if
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it feels it's going well, I try to get them
talking about themselves. People love to talk about themselves. That's
why I wanted to read this. It's not just for
job interviews. This is for people who struggle in social situations,
and those are not just kids today. Why that's the phones.
I mean, yeah, that may be part of it, of course,
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but there are adults who suffer from this too. People
don't know how to have a conversation. Let me tell
you something. My buddy does that I not only love,
I have adopted in my home with his kids. We
were riding, we were cruising me. It was me and
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my buddy and his kids. We were all our kids
were in the car and I'm driving and I asked
one of them, how's football going. He's in football practice
football season, you know, it's two a day times, getting
ready for football season. And I said, how's football season going?
And he gave the standard response that a kid would
normally give. Good It's going good. Buddy steps in immediately stop.
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What kind of an answer is that? That's a one
word answer, that didn't tell him anything. Expand multiple sentences. Talk.
This is an opportunity to talk, explain something. So that's
one thing. The thing if you are somebody who struggles
talking to people at all, get them talking about themselves,
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ask them questions about themselves. You have a conversation by
asking people questions. And I'm not saying you have to care. Okay,
I'm not saying you have to care. I have faked
it in eight million conversations in my forty four years
on this planet, talking to the most mind numbingly boring
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people you've ever talked to in your life. It's not
important that you care. It's important that you pretend. And
it's important that you what, Chris, this is good advice.
What are you talking about? It's important that you pretend
if you don't care. And so if I'm talking to Chris,
which I would never do. If I'm talking to Chris, Hey,
where are you from? Oh? I'm from Uh, I'm from
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Little Rock, Arkansas? What do I do from there? What
do I do from there? Do I stop? Do I
just let it go? He just told me where he's from.
He answered the question. Ask more questions on that. Oh, really,
originally you were born there? How lord you lived there?
Did you go to school up there? Oh? What did
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you do? Every answer is an opportunity to ask them
more questions. And human beings almost universally love to talk
about themselves. You don't have to be mister or missus personality.
Maybe you feel stupid. Maybe you don't like your maybe
you don't like your whatever, your face, your personality or whatever. Fine,
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ask people questions. You can have a conversation with somebody,
and if you have constantly thrown the ball in their
court to talk about themselves, and you've been smart enough
to pretend to be interested the entire time, they will
walk away from that conversation and they will think to themselves, Wow,
he was great, great to talk to. She was great
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to talk to. I can't wait to hang out with
her again. Ask people questions. You don't have to talk
all the time. It's better if you don't shut up
and listen. Ask people questions. All right, Jesse, Okinawa is
a wild place. Do you think it? Do you think
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it's haunted? Too much? Bad stuff happens on such a
small island Okinawa. I mean, we talked about the Battle
of Okinawa a lot during the Kami Kazi episode, and
so you're well aware of all the death that took
place then. But it's a place the Japanese really conquered.
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Okinawans are not Japanese. They certainly don't consider themselves to
be Japanese. The consider themselves to be Okinawans, and the
Okinawans have a not the best view of the Japanese
because of the Japanese brutal occupation. They were conscripting teenage
girls by that point in time, by the time we
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got there, so it was really really bad. Is it haunted?
I don't know. I could see it. So much sadness
and so much death has been there. I don't know
that I fully I don't know that I fully believe
in the concept of things being haunted either, though I
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do believe in the concept of lands being cursed. I've
told you before. I believe that Haiti is a cursed land.
I think the devil lives there. Its entire history is horrible.
It's horrible now, it was always horrible, just a horrible place.
So I believe in the idea of cursed lands, maybe
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not haunted lands. All right, let's make fun of the
WNBA and we'll get back to some more questions. Before
we do that, let's let's get your meat ready for
the weekend. Any money on meat lately? You ever ruined
a piece of meat? What that costs you? It's brutal.
I was talking to my mom last night about pork
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chops and pork chops, and do I make pork chops. Sorry, Chris,
but I told her, look, I love a good pork chop.
I love a good pork chop. I stopped buying them
because Aub and I bought a few, and they're expensive,
and we kept burning, we kept drying them out. It's
a very hard thing to cook. I don't try them
out anymore because of the IQ sense. The wireless cooking
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thermometer is your key to a good pork chop. It's
your key to a good brisket, a good steak, a
good chicken. Put the thermometer in there, Leave it in
the meat, throw it in the oven, throw it on
the grill, throw it in the smoker, and just listen
to you. For your phone, you don't even have to
stay home. Your phone will say, be beep, be beep,
(18:56):
it's done. It's about to be done. Go and break
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Fantastic Thursday. Remember if you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes.
So I'm going to use the WNBA, believe it or not,
to piggyback on the conversation we just had about having
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a conversation with people, how to have a conversation people
asking question things like that, And I want to explain
by that is important. It's important that people like you.
And I'm not saying you have to become some people
pleaser who goes whichever way the wind blows. You know,
that's not what I do. I don't believe in that
at all. But you ca much more flies with honey
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than you do with vinegar. Is more than just a saying,
And especially especially if maybe you're lacking in certain areas,
lacking talent in certain areas, which we all do. Look
at Chris, we all lack talent at certain things. Maybe
you're in a job and maybe, if you're being honest
with yourself, you're not the best at it. Well, guess what,
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it's not the end of the world. Not everyone's the
best at everything. Otherwise that wouldn't make any sense, would it.
But you need to be nice, you need to be
well thought of around the office because you're not the
best at it. The WNBA nobody cares about it, Nobody
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watches it. The league loses forty million dollars a year.
Nobody cares about it at all. But there's an opportunity
there for them. What is that opportunity. It's a bunch
of young women. They could be bright and sunny and
happy and appealing. I mean, how many times have we
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watched a women's sports team. We've watched America fall in
love with a women's sports team. Women's gymnastics happens all
the time. I love them, It's so cute. The national
women's soccer team. Before that, angry lesbian Megan Rappino took
it over and poisoned the entire thing right before she
got there. America loved them. They were America's sweethearts because
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they were happy, and they were pretty, and they were wonderful,
and so people liked it. They enjoyed it. The second
Megan Rappino brought her communist poison in there, everyone hates them.
Now everyone mocks them. Now you're the WNBA. It's not
an impressive product because basketball is so physical, involving running
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and jumping, in things that women are terrible at. Therefore,
basketball is not an impressive thing When women play it,
women are more graceful. Gymnastics is where women thrave things
like that thrive. Basketball not your sport. Okay, But you
want to play professional basketball. Okay, this is Diana Tarassi.
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Apparently the WNBA is in a big contract negotiation right now. Ladies,
this is special for you, especially young ladies. This is
not what you want to be in the corporate.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Rom I'm the best player in the world and I
have to go to a communist country to get paid
like a capitalist. We weren't making that much money, so
generational wealth was coming from going to Russia every year.
Now we have to come back home and get paid
nothing to play in a harder league, in worse conditions
against the best competition in the world. The janitor at
arena made more than me.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
You need to be a lot more appealing than that,
the beeping janitor. You even managed to talk down to
a blue collar guy who cleans the toilets in the arena.
You even managed to insult the custodian in the building
where nobody shows up to watch you play. This is
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just a word of advice not for the WNBA. I
can't wait till that just goes away completely. This is
a word of advice to everybody. Being nice, being well
thought of. It'll get you really far, a lot further
than constantly nagging and complaining and whining about every freaking
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thing under the sun. I mean, look, you don't want
to be a Democrat, right Listen, Oh, speaking of Democrats,
listen to this anchor on CNN. This actually angers me,
not because of what the anchor said, but because of
how immigration now has been thought of in this country. Listen,
listen to how horrified he is at the thought of
enforcing the law.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
In some states like Massachusetts, seventy eight percent of those
arrested in community raids had no criminal record, So I
wonder how sweeping up these non criminals makes communities safer.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Well, look, I think the Trump administration has been very
clear from the start, which is they're going to continue
to prioritize, but they're not going to exempt anyone else
from immigration law. Right. We saw that during four years
of the Biden administration, where they said we're not going
to deport, We're not going to arrest and therefore deport
certain classes of illegal aliens here in the United States,
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and unfortunately, what that does is it just encourages more
and more of those types of individuals to come to
the country knowing that they'll never be deported. So the
Trump administration says, look, everyone's on the table, but we're
going to continue to prioritize certain or i should say
criminal illegal aliens. And of course certain communities have more
of that than others. So it's hard to compare and
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contrast certain states to other states, or certain cities to
other cities.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Understood, if this is about deterrence, as you alluded to,
and you're detaining students and folks that don't have priors,
that are here in the United States just living the
American dream and working and may have overstayed a visa,
which is a civil offense, not a criminal one, then
what exactly are you deterring because those folks aren't a
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public safety threat.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Right, I'm going to stop it. There It goes on
for another minute. He's just so mortified that somebody would
be deported for overstaying a visa. You're not allowed to
come here with a what is essentially a temporary guest
pass and then just stay after the pass has expired.
(25:51):
But the minds of so many Americans, certainly American leftists,
have been so twisted over the years that you think
in illegal shouldn't be deported unless he's an axe murderer.
Every single person illegally in this country, men, women, and
children should be apprehended and deported back home. And everybody
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here who came legally and then over state of Visa,
they should be rounded up to as fast as humanly possible.
And that that is thought of as some sort of
a right wing policy. Blows me away. That's immigration policy.
That's how countries handle immigration. No, you're not allowed to
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come here illegally. If I find you here illegally, I
will arrest you, possibly imprison you for a time, and
then send you back to the country you came from.
That's not right wing, or at least it didn't used
to be. That's immigration policy. But the American communists have
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so watered down and twisted the minds of so many
people in this country that now it's thought of as
some sort of an outrage when an illegal gets arrested
at home depot. I don't understand he wasn't actually stabbing
anyone at the time, but it does show you it
all comes down to this. I said it many times before.
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There are many issues that matter, but there is no
better litmus test for how much you love your country
than how strict you want to be on immigration, because you,
every single person you believe in restricting access to things
you truly love. Everybody does you restrict access to who
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can come in your home, to who can hang around
your children? Why? Because you love those things. Therefore you
don't want everyone to have access to them, right, But
you want everyone to have access to your country because
you don't give a crap about it. I'm not talking
to you specifically, I'm talking about the communists. That really
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comes down to that love of country just simply never
enters their mind. Most of those animals hate the place,
so that's why we get what we get. I want
to do some more emails. Let's do some more emails.
Feel like chopping away at those tonight. Before we do those,
let's uh, let's get ourselves feeling good and energized. You
think to yourself that as you get older, you're only
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going to slowly but surely feel worse as your body
breaks down and your mind slows down. I'm gonna feel worse.
I'm gonna feel worse, and look, I can't stop father time.
I don't want to pretend like I can. But I
bet you some Chok will have you feel in a
whole lot younger. Some natural herbal supplements from Chalk might
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have you turning back the clock to see that great?
Do you hear that? What? Chris? That rhymed? And you
missed it? Anyway, Chalk will turn back the clock. All right,
I've decided I love that. Go get some natural herbal
supplements from Chalk at least, at least look look at
what they have. They have huge discounts on subscriptions at
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chalk dot com slash Jesse. That's c hoq dot com
slash Jesse. Go find out what they have. Even if
you just start out with some chocltpowder. Maybe you're a
workout freaks, get some chad mode, some pre workout. Find
out how Chalk can change your life. Chalk will turn
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back the clock. Next the Jesse Kelly Show, I Like
It returns. Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wonderful Thursday. Member Tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday,
and you did to get your questions emailed in now
to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's do a
bunch of emails, Jesse. I'm thoroughly enjoying your comic Kamic
(29:50):
Cosey History show. If you get a chance, I'd love
to hear your take on the Battle of Wake Island.
When I was in the Navy, my squadron made refueling
stops they on the way to detachments in Japan. It
was an amazing experience to walk on the beach and
see some of the gun in placements and bunkers that
so many of our guys fought from or died in.
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There were even some corrodied engines from crashed Japanese in
US aircraft. Gosh, that's sweet. I looked out from the
beach and tried to imagine what it must have been
like to see the Imperial Japanese Navy steaming in while
knowing there was no help coming. Well, I don't know
that I've ever done a long history on Wake Island,
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so i'd look we could do a little mini version here,
a very very mini version Wake Island. For those not familiar.
It was a little outpost, a little Navy marine outpost,
you can go look it up where it is. It's
in I mean, it's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
It's in the freaking middle of nowhere. That's where Wake
Island is. But because of its location out in the
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middle of the Pacific Ocean, it's obviously extremely valuable for
as he said, a navy to claim that ground. You know,
you claim ground there, you pile up logistics there. It
gives you a place to refuel, to get food, to
get things like that. And remember to understand the Japanese
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plan in World War two. You just have to look
at Japan and draw a huge circle around Japan. The
idea they had was go conquer not just a bunch
of China, but a bunch of islands and make it
widen our circle, widen our area of control. And part
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of that meant taking places like Guam, like Wake Island.
The battle for Wake Island was so awesome but also
sad because nobody on that island had any idea war
was coming. You're out there, and this is before jet
engines and things like that. Remember, so even getting to
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you is not a fast, easy process. You were out
there in the middle of nowhere. You were surrounded by ocean.
The Japanese declear war and they come for you. There's
no help coming we we Americans today, we are blessed
with a navy. As much as it pains me to
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say at a navy, we are blessed with the navy.
That is, I was gonna say all powerful, but on
the ocean, they pretty much are. We can be anywhere,
We can go anywhere. We have so many ships and
subs and aircraft carriers and things like that. The very
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idea that there would be a place our navy couldn't go,
it's crazy to us. But back then, at the beginning
of World War Two, we just didn't have enough. We
weren't good enough. We didn't have enough ships. That's why
we couldn't go bail MacArthur out of the Philippines when
the Japs attacked there. The Navy couldn't get through. You
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could want to go help all you want, we didn't
have the ships. We didn't have what we needed to
go get him out, to go help. You can't do anything.
Think about this, We can't even relate to this. They're
under attack, American troops under attack and afar off land,
and you can't do anything to help them. Nothing we
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can't even relate to that. There's nowhere where we can't
be now, Well, that was Wake Island went through the
exact same thing. The Japanese wanted it strategically, it made
all the sense in the world for them to take it,
and we had a bunch of Marines and sailors. Have
to give them all the credit in the world. Those
sailors were grabbing weapons just like the Marines were surrounded,
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getting strayed together. I mean we're talking air power, navy power,
and fighting with every anything they could and it became
one of those things because they did fight valiant, valiantly,
very very valiantly. It became one of those things that
became a rallying cry for America. Actually, I'll compare it
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to the Alamo. As a matter of fact. Doomed, you're
not going to win, you really can't win. But if
you hold your ground, give as best as you can get,
you know, take a bunch of them wasting that kind
of John Wayne's style attitude, that kind of thing inspires people.
The Marines on the island when when asking what they
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need and they say send more Japs, that's awesome, that's awesome.
What do I need? I need more people to kill?
Send them over here. And look, even if that stuff
gets overblown, and usually when it comes to war and
lies and propaganda, that stuff gets overblown, but that's still
freaking cool, right. Anyway, We fought, many died, the others
(34:57):
were captured. We lost it for some time, but that's
the way it goes, Jesse. Since you're now a world
famous beaver hunter, you might be aware of the castor sack,
which is located next to the beaver's anus. The sack
produces a sweet smelling substance called castor rheum castorium. I
(35:19):
don't know how to say that. I went to community college. Chris.
Did you know about this the sack? You did? How
would you know about it? You're lying, Chris. Chris is
telling lies right now. Castorium which has been used in
perfumes and even has a strawberry or as a strawberry
or raspberry flavoring on desserts, among other things. What, Chris,
(35:42):
it's one of the many perfume additives. I didn't know
they used animals for perfume additives. What is whale vomit?
Amber grease? How do you know these weird facts. How
is it that you like, you've never seen brave Heart
things like that, but you know these weird facts. It's
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almost a little creepy at the weird stuff, you know,
you know what. I'm not asking you anything else anymore. Anyway,
The guy says, I think the Jesse Kelly castorium products
would be an American sensation. What do you think? Here's
what I think. I think that we're probably gonna need
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a better selling point for women than this is a
sack by a beavers Anus. Look, that may sell to
Lindsey Graham. That's not going to sell to women. Maybe
that's it. Maybe you could be instead of a perfume,
a cologne. Both senators from South Carolina might be what, Chris,
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but you know the rear Admiral Pee Booda Jedge would
be all over it. But I don't We could find more, Chris.
It's not like we couldn't find more. There are plenty
of them. We just talked about the Navy, huge market
for it. There, what, Chris, It's fine and make jokes.
We still have an hour. Let's talk about punishing the
communists rfk's clamping down on junk food. Next
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