August 13, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Wednesday. Remember you
could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Who are going to discuss them being afraid. The communists
right now are very very afraid. We're going to talk
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about an overall reason why, touch on some illegal immigration stuff,
rich people threatening to leave the country again, emails, all
that and so much more in the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, there is something that all
human beings fear on some level, in different ways, but
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all human beings fear it, the loss of control, the
loss of power. I'll focus on the loss of control
aspect of it because I'm going to bear my soul
for you here in a moment. Well, actually not in
a moment, right friggin' now, My boys are getting older.
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Older folks who've got had kids are already gone. I
know exactly what I'm talking about. Folks with young kids
know this is coming. Both of my boys are officially
in high school. I have a freshman and I have
a junior school started. James, my oldest son, has two
years left. He will probably leave us next summer. He's
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probably going to be doing internships or and internship I
should say, at various trades people. He's interested in the trades,
being a tradesman, and I bless him to it. But
he's a young man who wants to get out on
his own. I bless him to that too. As the
same way, I like it. But my little buddy is
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about to leave me, and I love it. I love it,
don't get me wrong. I'm proud of him, fine young man.
I am proud of him, and I'm happy. I wouldn't
change it for the world. But I'm not going to
be there to look out for him anymore. I'm not
going to be at home when he gets home or
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or I'll get home later. If he needs advice, if
he needs something, I'm not going to be there. And then, look,
this is as old as time itself. Everyone goes through this.
Every parent, I should say, goes through this. So I'm
not acting like I'm in some unique sad situation. But
I'm losing control, and no I don't. It doesn't keep
me up at night. He's going to be fine, but
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it sucks on some level. It does we all have that?
Maybe it's at work for you. Maybe they hired, uh,
not a replace, but someone who's taken over some of
what you used to do. How does that feel? Not great?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was doing fine, but now I don't have sucks.
America's Communists achieved something that is very difficult to achieve
in a country, and it took a lot of years,
a lot of lying, a lot of money, a lot
of activism. It took a lot for them to achieve it.
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They achieved control, total, total control over a certain percentage
of the population. That was significant. I don't want to
put a number on it, because who knows. We'll call
it fifty could be sixty percent, could be forty percent.
But no matter what the percentage was, the America's Communists,
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the Democrat Party in recent years, you just lived through this,
achieved something that is very difficult. They could tell you
the sky was green, and half the country would believe.
Remember that was the genesis of my Sky is Green theory,
and it was essentially they achieved such control over the
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minds of so many Democrats in this country that they could,
with a straight face, go on the news and scream
at you that the sky is green. They'll drag a
scientist out there to tell you the sky is green.
They'll make movies, they'll paint the sky green. And there
are enough people who are demoralized, manipulated part of the
cult who will actually look up and believe their eyes
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are lying to them and that the sky is actually
a green. If you don't believe me, look at what
they convinced vast, vast quantities of people of in this country.
The American people genuinely believed that wearing a paper mask
stopped the microscopic virus. That's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard in my entire life. They genuinely believed that you
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could reorder an entire society and have everybody standing six
feet away from each other and that would do anything
to stop a virus. It's the dumbest thing I've ever
It was stuff that, honestly, we talked about it during
the show. It sounded like something a toddler would come
up with. It's what it sounded like, Ah, Daddy, you're sick.
Here's a piece of paper, put it on your face,
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then you'll be safe. And they did it, and the
country believed it. The country went along with it, bunk
the most bonker stuff they got people to go along with.
But they made a mistake, a human mistakes, not even
just a communist mistake. It's a human mistake. They got
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all this power. What would you do with that power?
What would you do if you could essentially control someone's mind,
get someone to believe whatever you wanted them to believe.
What would you do with it? With your co workers,
with your student, with your girlfriend, with your boy friend,
your wife, your husband, your mom, your your What would
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you do with that power? Would you use it? Let
me ask you seriously, would you use it? If I
could control Jewish producer Chris's mind, if I could control
producer Corey's mind, I'd love to sit here and tell you, well,
I never, I would never, I've ended, of course I
would at some point. No, I don't. I don't want
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cheese steaks today. I want pizza. You know what I
can make that happen? Beepp up pizza. It is they
abused it. When people get power, especially total power over
the minds of other people, they abuse it. They abuse
the people of this country to an extent. Now they
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lost it. Now they can't do that anymore, and they're
so afraid. And then and look when I say A
used it, it was stuff like this. Remember remember when
Joe biden ate it on stage. He couldn't walk, he
couldn't talk, There was a sandbag there, and he was
just I mean, he was in no condition to step
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over a stand bag. He couldn't ride his bike, couldn't
do anything. We all watched him on camera eat it
on stage and this is what they did.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Remember this, and just to just you know, make sure
we clear the record here, he tripped over a sandbag
on the stage and briefly he tripped and got up,
and he got right back up and continued continued what
he was there to do. He did not There was
no need for the doctor to see him as it
was related to the fall.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
America is a country that loves youth and vitality, you know,
which is why we have laws against age discrimination, because
we tend to favor youthfulness and the new thing. In
a lot of countries, people who've been in office a
longer period of time are praised for their wisdom, and
I think that Joe biden Wright says that he has
grown very wise in his many decades in public office.
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I'm more than two years older than cants of that,
and I do just sign.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't want to have a fall, but if.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I do, I hope I get up as good as
he did.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, people fall down.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I believe he tripped.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
But you know, I'm just didn't you buy something?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I was sandbagged?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But what is this obsession?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
People are just I mean I've known old people all
my life. Yeah, you got it over and over and
over again. They took the power they had and they
told the most over the top brazen lies right to
your face because they achieved total control. Hey, if we
can make these people put on paper masks, what can't
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we make them do? What can't we make them believe?
Wi'll make them believe anything. But they abused it. Now
they are so afraid. Now they go on TV, they
stay stuff like this, and everybody just laughs.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I think the bottom line is that President Trump doesn't
like public safety. He's a convicted criminal himself. He pardons
people who are criminals and do pretty dastardly things like
cause the deaths of five different law enforcement officers during
January sixth. There is no indication that this man is
in favor of law abiding behavior. Of public safety. But
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he is in favor of power, He is in favor
of fascism, he is in favor of ending democracy.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's the District Attorney of Philadelphia, Larry Krasner's his name,
and he's been widely mocked all day for just telling
outright lies on television. Democrat politicians and Democrat people in
the media are facing something they didn't think they would
ever have to face. They are facing a public that
doesn't believe them anymore. And it's very hard for them
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to face because what they essentially are is that they're
the guy who got promoted to CEO and then the
next year he got fired. They just had total power.
How do they not have any now? Well, the lesson
for them is the lesson for you, and it's a
lesson for me. Be careful how you use it. Whenever
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you get any in life, and you'll have some at
some point, be careful how you use it. How you
use it oftentimes determines how long you keep it. Remember
that I have power because of chalk. But you know
what I have for breakfast this morning? I actually got
the idea from my kid. I got the idea from Luke.
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He went out and bought some extra chunky peanut butter,
and every now and then you're just in the mood
for extra chunky peanut butter, banana butter knife, extra chunky
peanut butter. I sat there and just was heaping chunk
of peanut butter on there. But that's not the most
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Speaker 1 (12:04):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. We'll get to emails
and other things. In admitted I wanted to touch on
something else that just kind of popped into my head
before we move on. And remember, if you miss any
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Remember we played this from Trump earlier talking about Democrats.
How lost they are they really are.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
They're They're stuck, they don't know what to do. They
have probably more I would say more than half are sane,
but they are led by insane people.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I have said it before and I will say it again.
Democrats they are needing Nancy Pelosi more than ever, and
she's gone too old, can't do it anymore. Out of gas.
Let me tell you a little tidbit about Nancy Pelosi.
You might not know. Maybe you do, but you'd probably
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have to be quite the politico to know this. Remember
I ran for Congress twice when Nancy Pelosi was the
big dog in the Democrat House of Representatives. And everyone
on the right hates Nancy Pelosi because she's essentially a
cartoon villain, right, She's a Disney movie villain. She's Corella Deville.
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She's easy to hate. Did you know that Nancy Pelosi?
You see, she understood that her politics in San Francisco,
what she was selling there, it's not going to sell
in a purple district in Wisconsin. It's not.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
She understood that different areas of the country would accept
different levels of communism. Did you know that she used
to tell Democrats in purple districts that they were free
to publicly attack her. Did you know that Democrats in
purple districts were in sometimes red districts when they got elected,
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were free to do a town hall, do a TV commercial.
I disagree with Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi's crazy. She was
a woman who understood power, how to get it, and
once you got it, how to use it. Imagine any
one of these deranged nutballs today being that thoughtful, being
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that conniving. She was the one. I will maintain it
till the day I die. Nancy Pelosi was the one
holding a gigantic gang of freaks together, and without her
they're lost. Akeem Jeffries doesn't have it. They run rough
shot over him, and it's hilarious to watch. Just one
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more thing, actually not one more thing. I have a
couple more things. But Jimmy Kimmel that it at late
night hosts who used to be funny. He was funny.
I swear at one point in my life he was funny.
He was very funny. Yeah, he was. Chris. You didn't
ever see the Did you ever see The Manchow? The
Man Show was funny back in the day, at least Chris.
Chris was five when The Man Show was on Corey.
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You know what? Why did we even bother? Why do
we whatever? Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but he's
not funny anymore. And I I always get a kick
when I see celebrities do exactly what he did, Jimmy Kimble.
This is from the mix considering fleeing America after obtaining
Italian citizenship, wines that so much lines that life is
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so much worse in the US. Let me tell you something.
It's something that I've actually I had this conversation with
my own children. Remember when I told you we got
stuck in Paris. We went to were we were over
at doing a Christmas vacation. This is last year. We
were flying home, flying through Paris, flight delay, missed our lights,
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ran through the airport like home alone, missed a freaking flight,
and they couldn't get us out the next day. So
we had two nights in Paris. So I booked us
a nice hotel room. You know Paris can be very dangerous.
I booked us a nice hotel room for we got
to be stuck there for two nights. Let's stay at
a nice hotel. Stay at a nice hotel. And at
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one point in time, we're out walking as a family.
We're in one of the Christmas markets, just just taking
in the sites Christmas. Carrol's doing all that stuff. We're
stuck there, might as well enjoy ourselves. And my boys said,
because I had warned them like I usually do, that
Paris is a very dangerous place. Keep your hands on
your wallet, keep your eyes open, out of your freaking phone,
all that stuff. My boys remarked that, Dad, this place
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seems nice. I don't feel unsafe here. And I said, son,
what part of town do you think you're in? We're
staying at a I think it was a four star hotel.
Might have been five. I think it was a four
star hotel. We're staying at a four star hotel. We're
like a block away from the American embassy. Don't think
that you know Paris because you know this one little
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spot where the nice hotel is. That's not Paris. It's
a tourist part of Paris. I encourage you to go
see it if you want, but that doesn't mean you
know Paris. These celebrities do this crap when they lovingly
talk about other countries all the time. I'm going to
move to Canada, I'm going to move to Germany. I'm
going to move to Italy. It's so much nicer here.
You're a millionaire, you dork. Everywhere's nice for you because
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you find the nice hotels, the fancy, rich towns that
are perfectly clean and safe. You don't have a bunch
of criminal dirt balls running all over the place. And
so they go from millionaire neighborhood here to millionaire neighborhoods
someone else and talk about how lovely it is. Oh,
I just found this lovely Italian town and I had
one hundred dollars glass of wine combined with my sixty
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five dollars plate of fish. I don't know why everybody
doesn't live here. It's wonderful because we can't afford it.
I don't know why. I don't know why it bothers me,
but it has always bothered me. Rich people who travel
and do rich things when they travel come home and
talk about how wonderful the rich part of whatever country
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they went to was, and then act like they know
the country. No, you know the best possible part of
that country. We're at wherever it is. There are places
in Paris you won't live if you walk them around
at midnight. Don't tell me you know Paris because you
went to the Christmas market. I don't know why I
got fired up about that. It bothers Hillsdale doesn't bother me.
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He'llstale makes me feel better. Well, you know what, it's
not that Hillsdale makes me feel better. It makes me
feel like a better parent. Is that terrible? Here's why
we all look for things to do as a family.
We want to bond as a family. So it's board
games and TV shows and it's summertime. Maybe you're taking
them down to the pool, or we all want things
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to do as a family. Imagine sitting down as a
family and taking a course from Hillsdale for free, at
no cost on the Constitution. Think about that. Think about
doing a course on the ancient Christian Church. Sitting there
with your children, hoovering up all that wisdom, watching them
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hoover up all that wisdom, watching them know things, watching
you know things that other people don't know. A no
cost thing you can do with your family that makes
everybody better. It makes you feel like a better parent.
It does I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing bad. What'd
you do this weekend? I'd like to look down my
nose at people who didn't do Hillsdale. You should do
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the same. Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse Hillsdale dot edu
slash Jesse.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
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Speaker 2 (19:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday.
Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
So I'm going to play this. This is Mike Howe.
He's the executive director of the Oversight Projects. He was
talking about the Democrat you n NGO network. Remember this,
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Western leaders leaders of Western civilization. They have decided to
abandon and burn down Western civilization, mainly through mass migration
of foreigners. They're bringing in as many foreigners into your
country as they possibly can to replace you. In fact,
I got this email El Sombrero. What is the oracles
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thoughts on Aristotle's position on the natural slave? Setting aside
our modern notion of what a slave is, Aristotle thought
there were people who just lacked the ability to reason,
or who needed slash, crave, the certainty of direction in order.
He considered these people to be natural slaves. I don't
know that one I want to touch on Aristotles per se,
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but I know that's how Western leaders view foreigners. They
view them as more compliant, more easily bought. You have
hopes and dreams, desires. You have the best interests of
your country at heart. They do not. The easiest way
to go about getting rid of you is simply replacing you,
outnumbering you period. Now to that end, billions and billions
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and billions of dollars, most of it your money has
been hoovered up and spread around in order to facilitate
the invasion of the West. This is not But if
you think that all these illegals pouring into the country
and legals pouring into the country. I should know. If
you think this is some kind of accident, some kind
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of whoopsie, you are criminally naive. They have put a
lot of thought into this. There's this LLC, this NGO,
There's an entire network designed to replace you and destroy
your country. Listen to this.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
This was an invasion that was planned, promoted, encouraged, funded
and sustained by radical elements of the previous administration. But
this invasion could not have been accomplished without a colossal
partnership with the NGO community. Simply put, the government just
did not have the capacity to get these this many
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people in and around the country without the support of
the nonprofits. And to that end, they gave them almost
six billion dollars to a conglomerate of un agencies and
over two hundred NGOs to do just that. According to
statistics from the Center from Immigration Studies, the result was
that border patrol became a daycare. It became uber drivers
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just to shuttle illegals to the nonprofits to get them
around the country. Now, the Oversight Project has led the
way and exposing what I call this border industrial complex.
In December of twenty twenty two, we did the first
of its kind study where we tracked illegal aliens by
their cell phones as they went through these nonprofits at
the border in just a one month period. In tracking
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thirty thousand devices, so a very small subset of the
ten million that Biden had crossed the border, we found
out that the illegals went to nearly every single congressional
district in the United States. We proved that every town
was indeed a border town.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That was thirty thousand, thirty thousand they tracked. They went
to every single corner of America. Now, sit back and
think about Joe Biden and the Communists bringing in twenty
million in four years. They brought them in as fast
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as they could possibly bring them in, and they filled
up every single corner of this country with the illegals
to replace you, to outnumber you. Because they view them
as natural slaves. They view them as easily bought loyalty
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that can be purchased. They really don't need much. Free hotel,
put them on welfare, free medical care. They'll vote Democrat
the rest of their lives. And because of the horrific
manipulation of our laws in this country. They'll come here
and have children who will be American citizens, who also
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will vote Democrat the rest of their lives. Now we
have headlines like this trio of MS thirteen migrants. I
don't know why we're still calling them that who terrorized
Nassau County busted in joint ice operation facing fourteen counts
of attempted murder. One. I'm glad they're off the streets too.
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If you've attempted to kill people fourteen times and failed,
maybe you should find a new profession. What, Chris, Listen,
it's far be it for me to judge somebody else
and how they're doing their job, because lord knows, I'm
terrible at mine. But fourteen counts of attempted murder? At
some point, aren't you a little bit embarrassed? Seriously, at
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some point during the trial, don't you almost hope? Hey,
one of them died, right, I mean one of them died.
One of them ant tole have died fourteen times. If
I tried to do something fourteen times and failed every time,
I would find something different. Hey, Jesse, I live in
a red state. In Indiana, we had a full blown
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comie run for mayor of our medium sized town and
no one thought she was electable. However, she won by
a landslide. Our city is now declining on multiple levels.
Homelessness is increasing, increase utility prices due to her green
climate agenda. Everyone acted shocked that we are where we are,
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classic example of comfort breeding, complacency. Love the show. Please
don't say my name. You know I read this email
because there is part of this whole DC talk that
people aren't bringing up, but I'm going to bring it
up now. We played that SoundBite earlier of Joe Scarborough
talking about Democrats privately cheering on for this crime crack.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
I will just go back to the fact that I
will just go back to the fact that, you know,
the people that are cheering this on privately are not
like right wing Republicans, are not maga people. A lot
of our friends are in the media and also Democrats
that worked on Joe Biden's campaign, that worked on other campaigns.
They're saying, yeah, I'd like to feel safe walking around
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this city. If the federal government can be a positive
partner in keeping the streets safe while again forming a
partnership with the DC police and not taking over, then
I at least the people I've spoken with that live
in DC day in, day out see this as a positive.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, now let me bring up a little uncomfortable tidbit.
Democrats are secretly happy. Oh thank goodness, we'll stop having
so many murders. Thank goodness, I'll feel safe again. Washington,
d C. Votes something like ninety two percent Democrat. If
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you didn't want your city overrun by murderers, why are
you voting for Democrats. Look, I don't understand it. As
I've said before, I'm not begging you to be mister GOP.
I get mad at the GOP as often as I
get mad at Democrats. I'm not saying that. But if
you vote for Democrats to run your city, you're voting
for your city to be overrun with filth and crime.
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Homelessness will go up, you will have more murder, you
will have more rape. Women will suffer for your choices,
you will suffer, life will get more expensive. If you
don't want that, stop voting for Democrats. I Look, I
hate to put a fine point on it, but oh,
thank goodness, Trump is stepping in. Trump had to step
in because you keep voting for Democrats like a freaking moron.
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That's why Trump had to step in. If you didn't
keep voting for Democrats, there wouldn't be crime like this.
You know where there's not overwhelming amounts of crime red places.
You know why, because they arrest criminals and keep them there.
And by the way, let's touch on this really quickly.
This more on DC's attorney Attorney General, which we played early.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Here's a city and a community need to be much
more focused on prevention and surrounding young people and their
families with resources. If we want to be safer in
the long run, we cannot prosecute and arrest our way
out of it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
That's exactly how you get your way out of it.
It's not complicated. It's really not. I understand criminal justice
overall is complicated. Grab the bad people off the street,
lock them in cages, and your society will be safer.
If you turn them loose, your society will be worse.
It's not complicated. It's not Democrats want to turn them
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Speaker 1 (30:18):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. Reminder to you
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, love, hate, death threats,
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whatever is on your mind. Let's do a couple things here, Jesse.
You always talk about how your dad didn't enjoy fun.
But there's one story that you remember that or but
what's one story you remember totally out of the ordinary
for your dad, like a giant belly laugh that lasted
for minutes. There's something he did that was uncharacteristic of him.
(31:07):
You know what was uncharacteristic of him? How nice he
was to the boys, my boys when they were learning
to ride their bikes without training wheels. I'm not even kidding.
There was no Did you know that my dad took
my training wheels off like a week after I got
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my training wheels. If this is back in Ohio, Oh yeah.
He he taught me to swim. He threw me into
a lake. He threw me to and it's not I
want to stress this. He did not jump in after me.
It's not like someone was waiting there empty lake. My dad, Dad,
I want to learn how to swim, got you covered son,
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best of luck, and he checks me in When I
had training wheels, he just took him off. And I'm like, Dad,
I don't know how to I don't know how to.
I mean, I'm a little kid, I said, Dad, I
don't know how to r without training wheels. What do
you even? Well you'll figure it out, won't you, That's
what he told me. Well you'll figure it out. I did.
I guess eventually I ended up being quite proficient on
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my bike. Chris, if I may point out something, Old
Bronco used to ride around with no hands all the time.
No hand, You can't do that. I did, like it
was nothing up down, didn't matter, just such such amazing
balance is really the key? What it? Anyway? So that's
how I grew up. He comes down, and we've got
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the boys learning how to ride their bikes. Obviously this
is a while ago. Then know how to ride bikes
now when they're little kids. You're not gonna believe, mister
softy me. It was the gravel driveway or out on
the pavement or something. We had to go to the park,
so the grass was nice and soft. He's patting. I'm
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on the back, you're doing great. Oh don't worry. Hey,
let me help you back up, let me help you
down there. Oh, mister hardbutt was all gone. Once the
grand kids came out. It was all, let me help
you out there. Well, maybe he's not ready yet. Unbelievable
the difference, it was unbelievable. That's one story. Here's another
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little story. Sixty two percent of people with salaries over
three hundred thousand dollars a year struggle with credit card debt. Okay,
I'm not gonna be Daddy Jesse right now. I'm just
gonna lay this on you. I'm not gonna be Daddy Jesse,
and I'm not gonna be Dave Ramsey. I promise pay
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off your credit card every month. Every month. I understand. Look,
emergencies happen. I get it. Maybe there's a situation where
you can't quite make ends meet, but I get I
get it. I understand that. Don't put money on your
credit card.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You can't pay off.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I don't care what you make. Three hundred thousand, thirty thousand,
three million, I don't care what you make. Pay off
your credit card. The interest on a credit card is
enough to make Chris cry. Do not pay interest on
a credit card. Don't ever pay twenty twenty one percent
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interest on anything unless it is life or death. And
if you're three hundred thousand dollars. If you're making three
hundred dollars thousand dollars a year and you can't make
ends meet, you know, you don't have to have a
brand new car. You don't have to go to Dubai
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on vacation. You don't. It's okay, it'll be okay. That
is bonkers to me. Bonkers to me. Every time I
see a story like that. You know what it tells
me I was just yelling about him. It tells me
a lot of people didn't have my dad. That's what
it tells me. If I ever once told my father
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that I paid twenty one percent interest on anything, on
any it could be on a stick of gum, he
would lose his ever loving mind and probably murder me
right then and there. And now he's a headline go
you know, you know the.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Thing headlines we didn't get.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
To Lord's prayer halted at school board meeting. Quote we
cannot have religious prayer before the land acknowledgement. This land
acknowledgment stuff is this is all this commy gobblygook that
we stole the land and all this other stuff. Just
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a reminder to you we have a long way to
go to root this communism out of our institutions. Overall
foreign born population down two point two million January two July,
a little more than half a year. We got two
point two million foreigners already back home deportations, self deportations,
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credit where it's due. Pretty good, mister Trump. Pretty good
man faces jail in the US for shipping eight hundred
and fifty turtles in socks to Hong Kong. This is
a weird, weird world that I got a little bit
introduced to when my oldest son was into snakes. This
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world of exotic pets smuggling. I don't understand it, but
I know it is insanely lucrative. Oh, Chris, you should
look into it. It's insanely lucative. It's a slithery world.
What what, Chris? Socialism update. Kansas City to close subsidized
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grocery store despite receiving millions. No way, the government ran
a grocery store and it went out of business. A
reminder that for profit grocery stores make about two percent.
That's about their profit margin. The government in general runs
things said about a negative two hundred percent. Arizona leftist
senator doubles down on her right to tip off illegals
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to ice operations. American democrats are wholly dependent on disloyal
foreigners to stay in office. They know it, and that's
why they fight tooth and nail to keep them here.
US deficit grows to two hundred and ninety one billion
in July despite record tariff revenues. I don't want to
talk about how our bankruptcy is coming. That's too depressing.
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I'm want to focus on tomorrow and how I'll be
back with you to have another good time. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Wednesday. Remember you
could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Who are going to discuss them being afraid. The communists
right now are very very afraid. We're going to talk
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about an overall reason why, touch on some illegal immigration stuff,
rich people threatening to leave the country again, emails, all
that and so much more in the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, there is something that all
human beings fear on some level, in different ways, but
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all human beings fear it, the loss of control, the
loss of power. I'll focus on the loss of control
aspect of it because I'm going to bear my soul
for you here in a moment. Well, actually not in
a moment, right friggin' now, My boys are getting older.
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Older folks who've got had kids are already gone. I
know exactly what I'm talking about. Folks with young kids
know this is coming. Both of my boys are officially
in high school. I have a freshman and I have
a junior school started. James, my oldest son, has two
years left. He will probably leave us next summer. He's
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probably going to be doing internships or and internship I
should say, at various trades people. He's interested in the trades,
being a tradesman, and I bless him to it. But
he's a young man who wants to get out on
his own. I bless him to that too. As the
same way, I like it. But my little buddy is
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about to leave me, and I love it. I love it,
don't get me wrong. I'm proud of him, fine young man.
I am proud of him, and I'm happy. I wouldn't
change it for the world. But I'm not going to
be there to look out for him anymore. I'm not
going to be at home when he gets home or
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or I'll get home later. If he needs advice, if
he needs something, I'm not going to be there. And then, look,
this is as old as time itself. Everyone goes through this.
Every parent, I should say, goes through this. So I'm
not acting like I'm in some unique sad situation. But
I'm losing control, and no I don't. It doesn't keep
me up at night. He's going to be fine, but
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it sucks on some level. It does we all have that?
Maybe it's at work for you. Maybe they hired, uh,
not a replace, but someone who's taken over some of
what you used to do. How does that feel? Not great?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I was doing fine, but now I don't have sucks.
America's Communists achieved something that is very difficult to achieve
in a country, and it took a lot of years,
a lot of lying, a lot of money, a lot
of activism. It took a lot for them to achieve it.
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They achieved control, total, total control over a certain percentage
of the population. That was significant. I don't want to
put a number on it, because who knows. We'll call
it fifty could be sixty percent, could be forty percent.
But no matter what the percentage was, the America's Communists,
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the Democrat Party in recent years, you just lived through this,
achieved something that is very difficult. They could tell you
the sky was green, and half the country would believe.
Remember that was the genesis of my Sky is Green theory,
and it was essentially they achieved such control over the
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minds of so many Democrats in this country that they could,
with a straight face, go on the news and scream
at you that the sky is green. They'll drag a
scientist out there to tell you the sky is green.
They'll make movies, they'll paint the sky green. And there
are enough people who are demoralized, manipulated part of the
cult who will actually look up and believe their eyes
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are lying to them and that the sky is actually
a green. If you don't believe me, look at what
they convinced vast, vast quantities of people of in this country.
The American people genuinely believed that wearing a paper mask
stopped the microscopic virus. That's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard in my entire life. They genuinely believed that you
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could reorder an entire society and have everybody standing six
feet away from each other and that would do anything
to stop a virus. It's the dumbest thing I've ever
It was stuff that, honestly, we talked about it during
the show. It sounded like something a toddler would come
up with. It's what it sounded like, Ah, Daddy, you're sick.
Here's a piece of paper, put it on your face,
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then you'll be safe. And they did it, and the
country believed it. The country went along with it, bunk
the most bonker stuff they got people to go along with.
But they made a mistake, a human mistakes, not even
just a communist mistake. It's a human mistake. They got
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all this power. What would you do with that power?
What would you do if you could essentially control someone's mind,
get someone to believe whatever you wanted them to believe.
What would you do with it? With your co workers,
with your student, with your girlfriend, with your boy friend,
your wife, your husband, your mom, your your What would
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you do with that power? Would you use it? Let
me ask you seriously, would you use it? If I
could control Jewish producer Chris's mind, if I could control
producer Corey's mind, I'd love to sit here and tell you, well,
I never, I would never, I've ended, of course I
would at some point. No, I don't. I don't want
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cheese steaks today. I want pizza. You know what I
can make that happen? Beepp up pizza. It is they
abused it. When people get power, especially total power over
the minds of other people, they abuse it. They abuse
the people of this country to an extent. Now they
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lost it. Now they can't do that anymore, and they're
so afraid. And then and look when I say A
used it, it was stuff like this. Remember remember when
Joe biden ate it on stage. He couldn't walk, he
couldn't talk, There was a sandbag there, and he was
just I mean, he was in no condition to step
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over a stand bag. He couldn't ride his bike, couldn't
do anything. We all watched him on camera eat it
on stage and this is what they did.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Remember this, and just to just you know, make sure
we clear the record here, he tripped over a sandbag
on the stage and briefly he tripped and got up,
and he got right back up and continued continued what
he was there to do. He did not There was
no need for the doctor to see him as it
was related to the fall.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
America is a country that loves youth and vitality, you know,
which is why we have laws against age discrimination, because
we tend to favor youthfulness and the new thing. In
a lot of countries, people who've been in office a
longer period of time are praised for their wisdom, and
I think that Joe biden Wright says that he has
grown very wise in his many decades in public office.
(08:06):
I'm more than two years older than cants of that,
and I do just sign.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't want to have a fall, but if.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I do, I hope I get up as good as
he did.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, people fall down.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I believe he tripped.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
But you know, I'm just didn't you buy something?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I was sandbagged?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But what is this obsession?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
People are just I mean I've known old people all
my life. Yeah, you got it over and over and
over again. They took the power they had and they
told the most over the top brazen lies right to
your face because they achieved total control. Hey, if we
can make these people put on paper masks, what can't
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we make them do? What can't we make them believe?
Wi'll make them believe anything. But they abused it. Now
they are so afraid. Now they go on TV, they
stay stuff like this, and everybody just laughs.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I think the bottom line is that President Trump doesn't
like public safety. He's a convicted criminal himself. He pardons
people who are criminals and do pretty dastardly things like
cause the deaths of five different law enforcement officers during
January sixth. There is no indication that this man is
in favor of law abiding behavior. Of public safety. But
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he is in favor of power, He is in favor
of fascism, he is in favor of ending democracy.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's the District Attorney of Philadelphia, Larry Krasner's his name,
and he's been widely mocked all day for just telling
outright lies on television. Democrat politicians and Democrat people in
the media are facing something they didn't think they would
ever have to face. They are facing a public that
doesn't believe them anymore. And it's very hard for them
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to face because what they essentially are is that they're
the guy who got promoted to CEO and then the
next year he got fired. They just had total power.
How do they not have any now? Well, the lesson
for them is the lesson for you, and it's a
lesson for me. Be careful how you use it. Whenever
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you get any in life, and you'll have some at
some point, be careful how you use it. How you
use it oftentimes determines how long you keep it. Remember
that I have power because of chalk. But you know
what I have for breakfast this morning? I actually got
the idea from my kid. I got the idea from Luke.
(10:44):
He went out and bought some extra chunky peanut butter,
and every now and then you're just in the mood
for extra chunky peanut butter, banana butter knife, extra chunky
peanut butter. I sat there and just was heaping chunk
of peanut butter on there. But that's not the most
important part. The most important part is what I washed
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down afterwards, the same thing I've been doing for over
three years. I took my tongue cat, I took my
ash waganda, I took my chalk daily. I took my
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We'll be back. I've got on animalisidn't mean Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. We'll get to emails
and other things. In admitted I wanted to touch on
something else that just kind of popped into my head
before we move on. And remember, if you miss any
part of the show, you can download it iHeart Spotify iTunes.
Remember we played this from Trump earlier talking about Democrats.
How lost they are they really are.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
They're They're stuck, they don't know what to do. They
have probably more I would say more than half are sane,
but they are led by insane people.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I have said it before and I will say it again.
Democrats they are needing Nancy Pelosi more than ever, and
she's gone too old, can't do it anymore. Out of gas.
Let me tell you a little tidbit about Nancy Pelosi.
You might not know. Maybe you do, but you'd probably
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have to be quite the politico to know this. Remember
I ran for Congress twice when Nancy Pelosi was the
big dog in the Democrat House of Representatives. And everyone
on the right hates Nancy Pelosi because she's essentially a
cartoon villain, right, She's a Disney movie villain. She's Corella Deville.
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She's easy to hate. Did you know that Nancy Pelosi?
You see, she understood that her politics in San Francisco,
what she was selling there, it's not going to sell
in a purple district in Wisconsin. It's not.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
She understood that different areas of the country would accept
different levels of communism. Did you know that she used
to tell Democrats in purple districts that they were free
to publicly attack her. Did you know that Democrats in
purple districts were in sometimes red districts when they got elected,
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were free to do a town hall, do a TV commercial.
I disagree with Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi's crazy. She was
a woman who understood power, how to get it, and
once you got it, how to use it. Imagine any
one of these deranged nutballs today being that thoughtful, being
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that conniving. She was the one. I will maintain it
till the day I die. Nancy Pelosi was the one
holding a gigantic gang of freaks together, and without her
they're lost. Akeem Jeffries doesn't have it. They run rough
shot over him, and it's hilarious to watch. Just one
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more thing, actually not one more thing. I have a
couple more things. But Jimmy Kimmel that it at late
night hosts who used to be funny. He was funny.
I swear at one point in my life he was funny.
He was very funny. Yeah, he was. Chris. You didn't
ever see the Did you ever see The Manchow? The
Man Show was funny back in the day, at least Chris.
Chris was five when The Man Show was on Corey.
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You know what? Why did we even bother? Why do
we whatever? Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but he's
not funny anymore. And I I always get a kick
when I see celebrities do exactly what he did, Jimmy Kimble.
This is from the mix considering fleeing America after obtaining
Italian citizenship, wines that so much lines that life is
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so much worse in the US. Let me tell you something.
It's something that I've actually I had this conversation with
my own children. Remember when I told you we got
stuck in Paris. We went to were we were over
at doing a Christmas vacation. This is last year. We
were flying home, flying through Paris, flight delay, missed our lights,
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ran through the airport like home alone, missed a freaking flight,
and they couldn't get us out the next day. So
we had two nights in Paris. So I booked us
a nice hotel room. You know Paris can be very dangerous.
I booked us a nice hotel room for we got
to be stuck there for two nights. Let's stay at
a nice hotel. Stay at a nice hotel. And at
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one point in time, we're out walking as a family.
We're in one of the Christmas markets, just just taking
in the sites Christmas. Carrol's doing all that stuff. We're
stuck there, might as well enjoy ourselves. And my boys said,
because I had warned them like I usually do, that
Paris is a very dangerous place. Keep your hands on
your wallet, keep your eyes open, out of your freaking phone,
all that stuff. My boys remarked that, Dad, this place
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seems nice. I don't feel unsafe here. And I said, son,
what part of town do you think you're in? We're
staying at a I think it was a four star hotel.
Might have been five. I think it was a four
star hotel. We're staying at a four star hotel. We're
like a block away from the American embassy. Don't think
that you know Paris because you know this one little
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spot where the nice hotel is. That's not Paris. It's
a tourist part of Paris. I encourage you to go
see it if you want, but that doesn't mean you
know Paris. These celebrities do this crap when they lovingly
talk about other countries all the time. I'm going to
move to Canada, I'm going to move to Germany. I'm
going to move to Italy. It's so much nicer here.
You're a millionaire, you dork. Everywhere's nice for you because
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you find the nice hotels, the fancy, rich towns that
are perfectly clean and safe. You don't have a bunch
of criminal dirt balls running all over the place. And
so they go from millionaire neighborhood here to millionaire neighborhoods
someone else and talk about how lovely it is. Oh,
I just found this lovely Italian town and I had
one hundred dollars glass of wine combined with my sixty
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five dollars plate of fish. I don't know why everybody
doesn't live here. It's wonderful because we can't afford it.
I don't know why. I don't know why it bothers me,
but it has always bothered me. Rich people who travel
and do rich things when they travel come home and
talk about how wonderful the rich part of whatever country
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they went to was, and then act like they know
the country. No, you know the best possible part of
that country. We're at wherever it is. There are places
in Paris you won't live if you walk them around
at midnight. Don't tell me you know Paris because you
went to the Christmas market. I don't know why I
got fired up about that. It bothers Hillsdale doesn't bother me.
(18:32):
He'llstale makes me feel better. Well, you know what, it's
not that Hillsdale makes me feel better. It makes me
feel like a better parent. Is that terrible? Here's why
we all look for things to do as a family.
We want to bond as a family. So it's board
games and TV shows and it's summertime. Maybe you're taking
them down to the pool, or we all want things
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to do as a family. Imagine sitting down as a
family and taking a course from Hillsdale for free, at
no cost on the Constitution. Think about that. Think about
doing a course on the ancient Christian Church. Sitting there
with your children, hoovering up all that wisdom, watching them
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hoover up all that wisdom, watching them know things, watching
you know things that other people don't know. A no
cost thing you can do with your family that makes
everybody better. It makes you feel like a better parent.
It does I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing bad. What'd
you do this weekend? I'd like to look down my
nose at people who didn't do Hillsdale. You should do
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the same. Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse Hillsdale dot edu
slash Jesse.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
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Speaker 2 (19:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday.
Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
So I'm going to play this. This is Mike Howe.
He's the executive director of the Oversight Projects. He was
talking about the Democrat you n NGO network. Remember this,
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Western leaders leaders of Western civilization. They have decided to
abandon and burn down Western civilization, mainly through mass migration
of foreigners. They're bringing in as many foreigners into your
country as they possibly can to replace you. In fact,
I got this email El Sombrero. What is the oracles
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thoughts on Aristotle's position on the natural slave? Setting aside
our modern notion of what a slave is, Aristotle thought
there were people who just lacked the ability to reason,
or who needed slash, crave, the certainty of direction in order.
He considered these people to be natural slaves. I don't
know that one I want to touch on Aristotles per se,
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but I know that's how Western leaders view foreigners. They
view them as more compliant, more easily bought. You have
hopes and dreams, desires. You have the best interests of
your country at heart. They do not. The easiest way
to go about getting rid of you is simply replacing you,
outnumbering you period. Now to that end, billions and billions
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and billions of dollars, most of it your money has
been hoovered up and spread around in order to facilitate
the invasion of the West. This is not But if
you think that all these illegals pouring into the country
and legals pouring into the country. I should know. If
you think this is some kind of accident, some kind
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of whoopsie, you are criminally naive. They have put a
lot of thought into this. There's this LLC, this NGO,
There's an entire network designed to replace you and destroy
your country. Listen to this.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
This was an invasion that was planned, promoted, encouraged, funded
and sustained by radical elements of the previous administration. But
this invasion could not have been accomplished without a colossal
partnership with the NGO community. Simply put, the government just
did not have the capacity to get these this many
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people in and around the country without the support of
the nonprofits. And to that end, they gave them almost
six billion dollars to a conglomerate of un agencies and
over two hundred NGOs to do just that. According to
statistics from the Center from Immigration Studies, the result was
that border patrol became a daycare. It became uber drivers
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just to shuttle illegals to the nonprofits to get them
around the country. Now, the Oversight Project has led the
way and exposing what I call this border industrial complex.
In December of twenty twenty two, we did the first
of its kind study where we tracked illegal aliens by
their cell phones as they went through these nonprofits at
the border in just a one month period. In tracking
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thirty thousand devices, so a very small subset of the
ten million that Biden had crossed the border, we found
out that the illegals went to nearly every single congressional
district in the United States. We proved that every town
was indeed a border town.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
That was thirty thousand, thirty thousand they tracked. They went
to every single corner of America. Now, sit back and
think about Joe Biden and the Communists bringing in twenty
million in four years. They brought them in as fast
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as they could possibly bring them in, and they filled
up every single corner of this country with the illegals
to replace you, to outnumber you. Because they view them
as natural slaves. They view them as easily bought loyalty
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that can be purchased. They really don't need much. Free hotel,
put them on welfare, free medical care. They'll vote Democrat
the rest of their lives. And because of the horrific
manipulation of our laws in this country. They'll come here
and have children who will be American citizens, who also
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will vote Democrat the rest of their lives. Now we
have headlines like this trio of MS thirteen migrants. I
don't know why we're still calling them that who terrorized
Nassau County busted in joint ice operation facing fourteen counts
of attempted murder. One. I'm glad they're off the streets too.
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If you've attempted to kill people fourteen times and failed,
maybe you should find a new profession. What, Chris, Listen,
it's far be it for me to judge somebody else
and how they're doing their job, because lord knows, I'm
terrible at mine. But fourteen counts of attempted murder? At
some point, aren't you a little bit embarrassed? Seriously, at
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some point during the trial, don't you almost hope? Hey,
one of them died, right, I mean one of them died.
One of them ant tole have died fourteen times. If
I tried to do something fourteen times and failed every time,
I would find something different. Hey, Jesse, I live in
a red state. In Indiana, we had a full blown
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comie run for mayor of our medium sized town and
no one thought she was electable. However, she won by
a landslide. Our city is now declining on multiple levels.
Homelessness is increasing, increase utility prices due to her green
climate agenda. Everyone acted shocked that we are where we are,
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classic example of comfort breeding, complacency. Love the show. Please
don't say my name. You know I read this email
because there is part of this whole DC talk that
people aren't bringing up, but I'm going to bring it
up now. We played that SoundBite earlier of Joe Scarborough
talking about Democrats privately cheering on for this crime crack.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
I will just go back to the fact that I
will just go back to the fact that, you know,
the people that are cheering this on privately are not
like right wing Republicans, are not maga people. A lot
of our friends are in the media and also Democrats
that worked on Joe Biden's campaign, that worked on other campaigns.
They're saying, yeah, I'd like to feel safe walking around
(26:49):
this city. If the federal government can be a positive
partner in keeping the streets safe while again forming a
partnership with the DC police and not taking over, then
I at least the people I've spoken with that live
in DC day in, day out see this as a positive.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Okay, now let me bring up a little uncomfortable tidbit.
Democrats are secretly happy. Oh thank goodness, we'll stop having
so many murders. Thank goodness, I'll feel safe again. Washington,
d C. Votes something like ninety two percent Democrat. If
(27:34):
you didn't want your city overrun by murderers, why are
you voting for Democrats. Look, I don't understand it. As
I've said before, I'm not begging you to be mister GOP.
I get mad at the GOP as often as I
get mad at Democrats. I'm not saying that. But if
you vote for Democrats to run your city, you're voting
for your city to be overrun with filth and crime.
(27:56):
Homelessness will go up, you will have more murder, you
will have more rape. Women will suffer for your choices,
you will suffer, life will get more expensive. If you
don't want that, stop voting for Democrats. I Look, I
hate to put a fine point on it, but oh,
thank goodness, Trump is stepping in. Trump had to step
in because you keep voting for Democrats like a freaking moron.
(28:17):
That's why Trump had to step in. If you didn't
keep voting for Democrats, there wouldn't be crime like this.
You know where there's not overwhelming amounts of crime red places.
You know why, because they arrest criminals and keep them there.
And by the way, let's touch on this really quickly.
This more on DC's attorney Attorney General, which we played early.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Here's a city and a community need to be much
more focused on prevention and surrounding young people and their
families with resources. If we want to be safer in
the long run, we cannot prosecute and arrest our way
out of it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
That's exactly how you get your way out of it.
It's not complicated. It's really not. I understand criminal justice
overall is complicated. Grab the bad people off the street,
lock them in cages, and your society will be safer.
If you turn them loose, your society will be worse.
It's not complicated. It's not Democrats want to turn them
all loose. Do with that, which you will. While you're
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Speaker 1 (30:18):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. Reminder to you
that asks doctor Jesse Friday is coming up in just
two days. People get their questions in early now, so
if you want to get towards the front of the queue,
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, love, hate, death threats,
(30:44):
whatever is on your mind. Let's do a couple things here, Jesse.
You always talk about how your dad didn't enjoy fun.
But there's one story that you remember that or but
what's one story you remember totally out of the ordinary
for your dad, like a giant belly laugh that lasted
for minutes. There's something he did that was uncharacteristic of him.
(31:07):
You know what was uncharacteristic of him? How nice he
was to the boys, my boys when they were learning
to ride their bikes without training wheels. I'm not even kidding.
There was no Did you know that my dad took
my training wheels off like a week after I got
(31:28):
my training wheels. If this is back in Ohio, Oh yeah.
He he taught me to swim. He threw me into
a lake. He threw me to and it's not I
want to stress this. He did not jump in after me.
It's not like someone was waiting there empty lake. My dad, Dad,
I want to learn how to swim, got you covered son,
(31:48):
best of luck, and he checks me in When I
had training wheels, he just took him off. And I'm like, Dad,
I don't know how to I don't know how to.
I mean, I'm a little kid, I said, Dad, I
don't know how to r without training wheels. What do
you even? Well you'll figure it out, won't you, That's
what he told me. Well you'll figure it out. I did.
I guess eventually I ended up being quite proficient on
(32:10):
my bike. Chris, if I may point out something, Old
Bronco used to ride around with no hands all the time.
No hand, You can't do that. I did, like it
was nothing up down, didn't matter, just such such amazing
balance is really the key? What it? Anyway? So that's
how I grew up. He comes down, and we've got
(32:32):
the boys learning how to ride their bikes. Obviously this
is a while ago. Then know how to ride bikes
now when they're little kids. You're not gonna believe, mister
softy me. It was the gravel driveway or out on
the pavement or something. We had to go to the park,
so the grass was nice and soft. He's patting. I'm
(32:56):
on the back, you're doing great. Oh don't worry. Hey,
let me help you back up, let me help you
down there. Oh, mister hardbutt was all gone. Once the
grand kids came out. It was all, let me help
you out there. Well, maybe he's not ready yet. Unbelievable
the difference, it was unbelievable. That's one story. Here's another
(33:17):
little story. Sixty two percent of people with salaries over
three hundred thousand dollars a year struggle with credit card debt. Okay,
I'm not gonna be Daddy Jesse right now. I'm just
gonna lay this on you. I'm not gonna be Daddy Jesse,
and I'm not gonna be Dave Ramsey. I promise pay
(33:41):
off your credit card every month. Every month. I understand. Look,
emergencies happen. I get it. Maybe there's a situation where
you can't quite make ends meet, but I get I
get it. I understand that. Don't put money on your
credit card.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You can't pay off.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I don't care what you make. Three hundred thousand, thirty thousand,
three million, I don't care what you make. Pay off
your credit card. The interest on a credit card is
enough to make Chris cry. Do not pay interest on
a credit card. Don't ever pay twenty twenty one percent
(34:23):
interest on anything unless it is life or death. And
if you're three hundred thousand dollars. If you're making three
hundred dollars thousand dollars a year and you can't make
ends meet, you know, you don't have to have a
brand new car. You don't have to go to Dubai
(34:44):
on vacation. You don't. It's okay, it'll be okay. That
is bonkers to me. Bonkers to me. Every time I
see a story like that. You know what it tells
me I was just yelling about him. It tells me
a lot of people didn't have my dad. That's what
it tells me. If I ever once told my father
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that I paid twenty one percent interest on anything, on
any it could be on a stick of gum, he
would lose his ever loving mind and probably murder me
right then and there. And now he's a headline go
you know, you know the.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Thing headlines we didn't get.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
To Lord's prayer halted at school board meeting. Quote we
cannot have religious prayer before the land acknowledgement. This land
acknowledgment stuff is this is all this commy gobblygook that
we stole the land and all this other stuff. Just
(35:40):
a reminder to you we have a long way to
go to root this communism out of our institutions. Overall
foreign born population down two point two million January two July,
a little more than half a year. We got two
point two million foreigners already back home deportations, self deportations,
(36:03):
credit where it's due. Pretty good, mister Trump. Pretty good
man faces jail in the US for shipping eight hundred
and fifty turtles in socks to Hong Kong. This is
a weird, weird world that I got a little bit
introduced to when my oldest son was into snakes. This
(36:23):
world of exotic pets smuggling. I don't understand it, but
I know it is insanely lucrative. Oh, Chris, you should
look into it. It's insanely lucative. It's a slithery world.
What what, Chris? Socialism update. Kansas City to close subsidized
(36:44):
grocery store despite receiving millions. No way, the government ran
a grocery store and it went out of business. A
reminder that for profit grocery stores make about two percent.
That's about their profit margin. The government in general runs
things said about a negative two hundred percent. Arizona leftist
senator doubles down on her right to tip off illegals
(37:07):
to ice operations. American democrats are wholly dependent on disloyal
foreigners to stay in office. They know it, and that's
why they fight tooth and nail to keep them here.
US deficit grows to two hundred and ninety one billion
in July despite record tariff revenues. I don't want to
talk about how our bankruptcy is coming. That's too depressing.
(37:27):
I'm want to focus on tomorrow and how I'll be
back with you to have another good time. That's all
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