August 21, 2025 • 37 mins
Just how many visa holders are there in the country? The only thing communists understand is fear and pain. Representative Chip Roy on his 8 years in congress and what comes next. Why can’t congress stop all the insider trading?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Apparently we're gonna play
our ones opening music for hour two tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's Jewish producer Chris did it. And now I'm in
a better mood again. Maybe we should just keep that rolling, Chris.
It's our two of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
On a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We'll talk about visas, we'll talk about well flooding Boston
with a new aggressive attitude on the right, all that emails.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So much more coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh and I'd be remiss if I did not mention
the news from earlier in the day, that evil which
Letitia James ag of New York got that ridiculous judgment
against Trump four hundred and sixty four million dollars, which
was just the most egregious lawfair in the world. Today
that got struck down again. Another reason to celebrate. It's
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a great day. It is a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We played for you earlier Boston's mayor Michelle Wou that
dirty communist, that the Boston people of Boston made a
terrible mistake and elected her, and how she's going to
stand up to Ice. The response I just I love
the attitude change on the right. The response has been amazing.
Headline Ice to flood Boston after leftist mayor rejects Bondie's
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sanctuary policy, demands we have such a better attitude now,
such a better attitude on how we deal with these communists.
Now we have finally let go of this ridiculous fiction
that we can point out their hip hopocracy, or we
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can point out their bias, or we can point out
their evil deeds and somehow change their ways. These people
are religious zealous, and you must deal with them aggressively.
You must be aggressive with communists because they only understand
fear and pain.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You are never ever, ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
In a million years going to point out the communists
hypocrisy or bias, or point to the evil things he's
done and win him over or shame him because he's
not capable of that. It's not humanly possible. I'll ask
you again. I've asked it a million times. To this day,
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I've never heard one. We get a thousand emails a
day to the show. I've never had one response. Name
for me the Democrat in your life, not the politicians
and media people. Name the Democrat you know who watched
Donald Trump get arrested in charged with crimes and several
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jurisdictions cooked up crimes. Name the Democrat in your life
who said that was wrong? Who says today that was wrong.
We shouldn't have used our power to arrest and imprison
our political opponent. Nobody knows a single Democrat in the country.
So if that's what you're dealing with, if you're dealing
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with somebody who can't bring themselves to at least say that, well,
I guess maybe we shouldn't send the FBI to rifle
through his wife's underwear drawer. If there's not a single
Democrat to say that, then fine, it's not ideal. How
do we deal with it with aggression? When La started
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to say you can't come here, don't come here, we'll
do protests, what did we do? We announced we were
going to dig into the funding of these protests and
send in the marines. Fine, you have your protesters, we
have infantry marines. Let's see who wins that one. Boston's
mayor gets up and says, no, not in my backyard.
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Oh yeah, in your backyard. We're now going to park
it there. Did you see it was a minor thing.
It's not a big story. But Pete hag Seth and jd.
Vance they went down to the Union station in Washington,
d C. To go look at how much cleaner it
is now that Trump sent in the National Guard and
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they cleaned up all the crime in DC. Well when
they were there, you know what actually paused on that
for a moment. Do you remember the Brett Kavanaugh hearings.
Do you remember that worthless, effeminate loser, Jeff Flake, He
used to be a senator from Arizona. Do you remember
why Brett Cavanaugh almost didn't get through. We had all
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the votes and then Jeff Flake wavered. Why did Jeff
Flake waiver because some communist street animal obviously paid some
communist street animal woman pinned him in an elevator and
started screaming in his face. You can go look at
pictures and video of it to this day, and he's
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sitting there looking like he wants to crawl into the
floor and die. Sheepish, afraid, looking down and that it's
like throwing blood in the water for sharks because some
animal screamed in his face. He was going to vote
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no on Brett Kavanaugh until he got threatened from within
the GOP conference. He got threatened and he switched his.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Vote back to yes.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now, contrast that with jd Vance and Pete hag Seth
walking through Union Station. Of course, there's another paid probably
street animal there starts screaming at jd Vance, screaming at
Pete hagg Seth, making a big scene, and they.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Both laughed at her.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
There's great video of it. There's a great picture of
it of they just hey, look they're both pointing at her, laughing.
We have completely changed our mentality on how to deal
with these savages. You must deal with them with aggression,
with aggression.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
By the way, if you want to follow the show,
I have my own personal account on x but there's
also a Jesse Kelly's show account where Chris and Corey
run it and they put these amazing videos of me
and other things. What Chris, they put amazing videos on there.
They're all of me. Anyway, we'll put the picture or
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video up on there if you want to go see it.
It's wild to watch it. It's great to watch the
mentality shift. You cannot deal gently with animals, with rabbit animals,
you have to deal with them with aggression are changing
that slowly. Don't get me wrong, slowly, it's not happening
all at once. But I'll tell you what. I've played
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something for you. This is going to be unrelated to
anything we just talked about. This guy's name is Lewis Goodall.
He's talking about inheritance taxes. One of the most egregious
things in the world.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That you pay.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Taxes on everything in your life, and then when you die,
the government steps in and sticks its greedy fingers in
and grabs a bunch of your wealth before you can
hand it to your children and their children. It's so
wrong on so many levels.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I would not be against a far higher rate of
inheritance tax than we have at the moment, which is
forty percent above a certain threshold.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I wouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Opposed to putting that to fifty percent, sixty seventy percent.
Why Because I think the quid pro quo should be twofold.
One that helps fund public services, which actually helps level
the playing field in achieving a true meritocracy. Two it
will help us reduce taxes on income. Because at the
end of the day, I want to incentivize work. I
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want to incentivize productivity. I want to incentivize people to
get up off their backsides and do more. You don't
have a right to inherit. You should have a right
to be able to work while you're alive and keep
more of your own money. That to me is more important,
way more important than your rights. Just inherit some money
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from mommy and daddy that you did nothing to earn.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's a thief. That's what all these communists are in
the end. Dirty, filthy thieves, that's what they are. Ugly
destroyers who feel entitled to what you have, who feel
entitled to destroy everything good and wonderful. That's a filthy
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thief who feels entitled to what your parents earned. You
have to deal with these people with aggression, Jesse. Thank
you for discussing the Northern Pow Camps. Oh, by the way,
we did in case you missed it, we did a
history of Andersonville. It's the Confederate famous Confederate prison from
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the Civil War.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yesterday. It was an hour, a little bit more than
an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
iHeart Spotify iTunes if you want to download the podcast anyway.
Thank you for discussing the Northern Pow Camps. Between my
husband and I. We have two grandfathers who died in
different Illinois camps and two great great grandfathers who died
in battle. All fought for the Confederacy on my side.
One died in the Battle of the Wilderness. None of
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these men owned slaves. They all fought for their constitutional freedoms.
The South being destroyed, all these families moved to Texas afterwards.
They left legacies of Christian duty in their new communities.
I appreciate your honesty in the portrayal of history. I
will always attempt to deliver history just as it was,
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not these ridiculous, biased ways. And that's almost all you
can find now, are these dirty communists who have to
present every single history story as America sucks or white
people suck, or of course the Stile, the Confederates. We're
all Nazis, are all these ridiculous things. Just talk about history.
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Put your biases aside, and look, I have my own biases, then,
I'm sure. Look you're not a moron. I'm sure you
can hear them when they come through. I try to
be honest about them, and I can't take them completely
out of me. I do the best I can do.
When I talk history with you to deliver it straight.
I will not always succeed at that. I am glad
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you enjoyed it very much. Now, how many people have
visas are currently in the US, and I'm not talking
about the credit card?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What is that number?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
We'll discuss that number in a moment. Before we discuss
that number, you are going to be full of American
patriotic pride by the time we're done with the next segment,
just out of being completely grossed out by what our
politicians have done. Maybe you should patronize companies who hire Americans.
(11:18):
Have you thought about that? We should prioritize that a
lot more. I should, and you should. Pure Talk is
a priority for me. It's a point of pride when
you make an effort like pure Talk. Does you know
they have all these customer service people, they're on the
phone right now. You hire Americans right here in America.
(11:40):
That matters to me, American families, American jobs. When I
pay my bill with Pure Talk, which is half of
what I was paying at T Mobile, that money is
going to Americans, and that matters to me. If that
matters to you, maybe it's time to switch. Take you
ten minutes on the phone and switches which during the break,
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dial pound two five zero and just say Jesse Kelly
pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Thursday,
reminding you that tomorrow's asked Doctor Jesse Friday, and you
need to get your questions emailed in right now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So uh, It's not often I.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Get a headline that makes my eyes pop out of
my head.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
This one did. This is from the ap Trump administration
reviewing all fifty five million people with US visas for
potential deportable violations. How many there are fifty five million
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people with visas? Exactly? How much?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
How much have we handed this country over to people
who don't live here? Look, Jewish producer Chris crunched the numbers.
That's sixteen percent of the population. Sixteen percent of the population.
Why is housing so unaffordable? Well, did you think those
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fifty five million people were sleeping in cardboard boxes? No,
they have apartments, they have homes, they have condos. Why
why is traffic so bad? Sixteen percent sixteen percent of
the population. And I'm not saying you can't ever give
visa to somebody. I know there are work visas and
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student visas and I got all that. That's fine. Fifty
five million. Just how out of control has the United
States State Department have been? How out of control is
the United States State Department. I'm going to give you one.
This is something you might not know that I actually
found out today and now I'm bringing it to you.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You know, as a.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Journalist, it's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
We love Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
He's the best.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Please kiss my baby? YESI Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. You
know Jhi Jinping, the communist dictator of China. You know
where his daughter goes to college? Harvard.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
We I'm serious, Chris, Chris is about to lose his mind.
We took the daughter of the dictator who attacks us
in every possible way, and we allow her. She may
have already graduated.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
We allow or allowed her to attend the most prestigious
university on the planet.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
These people who, the people who have.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Been running the United States of America have bent over backwards.
And you know in Lindsey Graham's case forwards to hand
our country away to foreigners as fast as humanly possible.
Doesn't that fill you up with rage? As fast as humanly,
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as fast as they could, they handed your country away
to people who don't live here, who aren't invested in it,
aren't loyal to it. Man, you know what I need
to do emails. It's going to make me too mad.
I'm gonna end up shouting. By the way, we have
a Congressman Chip Roy joining us five minutes from now,
five minutes and now ten minutes from now.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Something I don't know. I don't do time. That's Chris's job.
Bronco Jesse.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I'm a few months away from USPS retirement after forty
years of service. How about that, man, that's cool. I
make world class baked goods. My friends and colleagues there
have enjoyed them and have offered to pay more. Should
I risk a clandestine under the table baked goods operation
or simply call it a career?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dude? Don't retire, I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Don't get wrong. Retire from the USPS forty years.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You've done your job.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'm sure you've got hopefully, I mean it's government I'm
sure you've got a nice thing going on, nice retirement
of some kind. Go rock your baked goods, I will
tell you will. I will warn you though, just this
not me talking you out of it. I like a
good baked good as much as an x man. The
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baked goods market, at least in my area, is a
little saturated because women saturated, these housewives. And but by
the way, I applaud them. If you're a woman who
does this, I think it's an awesome gig. Women who
end up the kids go off to school, they have
more time in their hands. Maybe they're just trying to
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make it a little extra scratch, make ends meet. Women
will start baking things and selling them. You see it
all over the place. And you know how I know
this because OB always feels the need to buy some. Well,
we have to because Tina's making these special cakes.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Why do we have to buy all the bake goods.
She doesn't even eat the baked goods.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And then I get yelled at for how bad I eat. Anyway,
I don't mean to go off on a tangent. There
are a lot of women making these bake goods out there,
because they're all over Facebook, and everything else.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
So that's not me talking you out of it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's warning you that the market, depending on how many
women there are in your area, the market maybe a
little bit saturated when it comes to those particular bake goods.
All right, now, let's talk speaking of Jijinping, let's talk
about China because we have a bribery problem in this country.
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China knows we have a bribery problem in this country,
and it has infected a lot of things. So here's
what we're gonna do. We're gonna go talk to Chip Roy,
and then when we're done with Hip Roy, we're going
to talk about China bribing us, and then we get
back through some more emails and other stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Before we do those.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Things, let's get rid of your pain.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Daily pain sucks.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That's not when you open your eyes in the morning
and you're getting ready to get out of bed, put
your feet on the floor. What's gonna hurt when you
do it? You're back gonna hurt when you get up.
What's going to have you going? I know the noises, Yeah,
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Speaker 1 (19:31):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. I Like it
returns next.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
The week is almost over, and.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It does my heart well to welcome in my friend Congressman, Well,
I guess currently Congressman from the state of Texas, Chip Roy, Hey, Chip,
are you gonna keep being a congressman?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Well, Jesse, great to be on the show. So yeah,
I'll be in progress for at least sixteen more months.
Tormenting every soul I can in Washington, DC trying to
I think one headline today said I was a quote
nuisance to a leadership in Washington, which is I wear
the badge of honor. It's actually my job. But yeah, look,
that'll be the end of my fourth term. Can you
believe it? Jesse has already been in be eight years
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and it's time. It's time to come home to Texas.
So yeah, happy to come home to Texas and take
on the next chapter here.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Okay, well, I mean we might as well just walk
right through that door.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
What is this next chapter?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Well, I'll be running for Attorney General of Texas. We
put out that announcement today. It's been a great response
from people all over the state. Were frankly overwhelmed by
all the outpouring of support. Obviously a lot of support
from my colleagues, people here at home, Crass Froods, people
in Texas and a look, Jesse, it's pretty simple. In fact,
I saw you tweeted out something a little bit earlier
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where somebody, some idiot was talking about how you don't
get generational wealth if you have kids before you're thirty,
and you tweeted that, you know, the opposite is true.
And in fact, the kids are the wealth. And you know,
when I think about our legacy, you know, I get
hit by train tomorrow. Whatever, it's what we leave behind,
it's our kids. I want to run for a g
to be able to fight, to defend the Texas that
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I know and that I love, the Texas that my
grandparents lived in, the Texas that our forefathers thought for.
You know, we're under assault in so many different ways.
I want Texas to remain free. I want it to
be the greatest state and the greatest country in the
history of the world. And you need an Attorney General
with the ability and the desire to fight, but also
to know how to win and to be unafraid to win.
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And that's that's why I'm coming back and running for AG.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Be honest, at least in part, you made this decision
because the food in Washington, d C.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Sucks.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It doesn't even make any sense that a time with
that much money has that crappy of a restaurant situation.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You're just tired of eating there and chip.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Well you got I mean, look, every time I come
home and I go to Matsall Rancho, I got Mahdi's
I go get some barbecue, one of the great barbecue
places in Austin. You know, I'm reminded as to why
being here as far superior to being in Washington, DC.
There's no question.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, update us before you leave that place and become
our next attorney general. Update us on Washington, d C.
On what's coming, the good, the bad, and the ugly.
You're always very forthcoming with us about that.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Well, look, we obviously got through the Big Beautiful Bill,
which I think was overwhelmingly a win. Obviously I had
some things with it that weren't exactly where I wanted
it to be. But that's what I meant when I
say you got to be unafraid to win. You got
to be able to take things as you move the
ball forward, you know, gain three yards in a cloud
of dust. And we did that with the Big Beautiful Bill.
The president's now, you know, taking on a lot of
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the great important issues of the day. His executive Ranch
is acting, his omb director Roussfote, my dear friend is
doing great work. Scott Besson is doing great work. I
think the economy can now trend in the right direction.
So now we just got to do our job and
hold spending flat in September, and I think our Democrat
College going to come in and try to rattle about shutdown.
They want to try to pin that on the president.
But the President's ready to do what we said we
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would do, which is whole spending flat, fun government the
right way by reducing its size and scope. And so
that's going to be the big fight of September. There's
other things we're gonna have to deal with. You know,
I'm trying to get a stock trading ban for members
of Congress. I've been leading on that issue for five years.
I think we've got a bipartisan group willing to do
that and I want to lean into that fight. And
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then there's other things we need to finish up. We
need to improve on some election integrity stuff like the
Save Act that there was my bill that we passed,
and you know, things like that. But I think we're
going to have I'm hopeful that we will be able
to deliver on a good bill that we'll keep spending
flat and reduce it. But Democrats are going to fight us,
no doubt.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Can we talk about this again.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We're speaking with Chip Roy, Congressman Chip Roy announcing his
candidacy for Texas the Attorney general today, Can we talk
about this insider trading because this is one of those
things it's bonkers that it's still legal at all. Democrats
do it, Republicans do it. It's obvious the whole public
can see that people are very clearly insider trading, which
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is illegal, and yet this is something that hasn't gone
through yet. It blows my mind that's such an easy
win has eluded us.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Well, you're exactly right. I mean, this is again, I
introduced this bill back in I think twenty twenty, and
I've had the most number of co sponsors of any
bill out there. But we've had resistance because you get
a bunch of Republicans and we well, I'm a remember Congress,
I have a right to you know, trade. I've been best,
you know, my whole life. I've built up this stuff
and whatever I'm going. Look, man, if your job, if
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you want to focus on day trading, then leave Congress, right,
I mean, it's not a you don't have a right
to be in Congress. You're asking for that, you know, honor,
to be able to go serve and represent the people.
So my view on it is pretty simple. We ought
to just you know, if you come into Congress, you
got your stuff, you know, keep it there, but you
can't trade. You got to you know, make it public.
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You can put it in broad broadly held mutual funds,
that kind of thing. But we shouldn't be trading while
we're voting on this crap. It's crazy, Like, how can
you have an honest opinion about whether you're going to
break up a big tech company, or say a big
hospital conglomoration or insurance company, or Obamacare policies or anything
else when you're trading the very stocks, or like if
you're trading defense stocks and you're voting on all of
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the defense contracts, the conflict of interest is so high.
So we should be in broadly held mutual funds so
we can just be honestly up there doing our job.
And if you don't like it, then leave like people
were going ship. You know, we need you up there
even five I said, guys, this will be my fourth
term eight years. We don't like kings, like we don't
want people who are there permanently. I've done my job
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up there, but to come back. If they'll hire me
for the job of AG I'm happy to fight for
the Texans here, But we just don't need people up
there sitting up there in perpetuity day trading and enriching themselves.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
What's been the best part of the job. I know
that you have not enjoyed your time there, who would,
But there has to have been some good things about it.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, no question. I mean, look like working with a
lot of my good friends in the Freedom Caucus to
stand up make some real changes. And we've made some
fundamental changes. Things that you just you don't even really
pay attention to. Bills that used to just fly off
the floor. We blocked and we now have a process
for doing them the right way. Obviously, through the speakers fight,
we got more conservatives on committees. We now have more
rational conversations about spending. We have made a real difference
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in Washington. But if you ask, you know what my
favorite part of it all is, it's representing constituents. It's
one of the reasons I would love to be ag
to serve all thirty three million Texans rather than just
the three quarters of a million people that I represent
in Texas twenty one. But going through the floods Jessee
and going through what happened in Kerville watching the response
to the people that I represent, the people of faith,
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the you know, the strong men and women that have
served in our first responders and our men and women
in blue, the law enforcement community that showed up, even
some of my colleagues. I mean, you know, you had
both Morgan and Marcus Latrell were up there with others,
their buddies out there with their having equipment and trying
to help people deal with the floods. And it was
an outpouring of support that I got. To be honest,
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it was the final decision for me about running for
AG the ability to serve in an executive branch function
to go help the people that I represent, to go
fight for them. Look, it gives me a lot of prize.
There's a lot of so many good people out there.
You know, government is just government is a barrier to
the otherwise great people that are the American people. And
if we can just get government back into its limited
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role serving people to do its basic job, then this
country will always prosper. So that's my goal.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Speaking with Congressman Ship Royd Ship, before I let you go,
what's our blind spot right now?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
On the right.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I know we're feeling pretty high right now. Feels like
the Communists are on their heels a bit, and that's
a good thing they are. But we're always missing something.
What are we missing right now?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Look? I think to the extent that we have a
blind spot, it's going to be if we don't do
the common sense things, some of which we've already talked about,
Like one, we should ban the congressional stock trading, right,
that's common sense, Like don't let the Democrats outflank you.
We shouldn't get too arrogant about the whole redistricting process.
As the way for us to save the House, we
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should just keep leading the House needs that. We need
to be out there passing good legislation. We need to
deliver and important, we've got to deliver on the spending front.
If we will hold spending and check this fall, then
we will send strong signals to the market, and then
we'll be able to get economic growth going in the
right direction. But our blind spot is basically arrogance, right
Our blind spot is believing that Democrats are so crazy
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they can never get elected. We have to go earn
those votes, and we have to earn the right for
them to support us and you do that by doing
what you said you would do, and that's holding spending
and check continuing to secure the border. Do not even
dance with anything we're remotely resembling amnesty. Continue to do
the job we said we would do. If we go
down the road of established Republicans, amnesty, big spending, right,
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those traps, we lose. If we'll go out and fight
for the people that sent us there, we win.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Amen. Rooting for you. Thank you, brother, I appreciate you
very much. All right, hang on.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Miss toast catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
Do not forget that tomorrow's and ask I just the
pen banged off the microphone?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Sting, could you hear that? Chris? You could hear it?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Does that mean the audience could hear it too? I
can't do anything, Chris, it's a live show. I can't
put the pen back. My hands are so big. It
was the pen that what? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Don't forget tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Friday, and you need to get your questions emailed in
now the Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Also, Chris,
I forgot to tell you, Corey. I completely space telling
you guys. I should have told you off air, But
now I'm just gonna tell you in front of every
of everybody. I have exciting news. I'm a robe guy.
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Now did you know that?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Don't roll? Why are you making that face? Chris, I'm
a robe guy.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I have a completely different outlook on life now that
I have a robe.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
You know how I told you ab It's like the
worst thing in the world that could ever happen to
you is letting your wife discover Cozy Earth.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Already told you about that.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
One benefit was she does this to butter me up,
to weaken my defenses. You know that's women don't think
we don't know what you're doing. That's why God made
women so hot. It weakens our defenses. She bats those
pretty eyes at me, and then she'll give me a
little something. She discovered Cozy Earth. She got me a bathrobe.
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Only I don't use it. I don't take baths right,
So instead of it being a bathrobe, it's just what
I wear around the house. Now when I get home,
all clothes get dropped off immediately. No, not I wear underwear.
Chris Why do you have to make it weird. I
wear underwear, but my robe goes on. If you need me,
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if I have to take the trash out, I'll be
in my robe. If I'm sitting there watching TV, I'll
be in my robe. This morning, Bob went to go
volunteer at the church or do something to give back.
I only care about me, so I stayed at home.
Kids were in school, Bob was gone. I cracked open
a book in my robe. I'm a robe guy now.
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And now she's making all these threats. She's threatening that
she's going to burn it or something if I go
to the gas station in it. I'm totally going to
the gas station in it. There's nothing that's going to
stop me from doing that. All of her threats have
fallen on deaf ears. I'm now a robe guy, and
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I don't understand. While you're shaking her head, Chris, do
you have a robe?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Do you wear it? You don't wear your robe?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Well, you can't call yourself a robe guy if you
have one and don't wear Corey, are you a robe guy?
Cory is not a robe guy. I just see life
differently than you two do. Right, We robe people were
I don't want to say higher, and I bet definitely
above you, definitely above you. I don't want what Chris,
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I don't want to I'm not putting anybody down. But
once you're a robe guy, you understand non robe guys
they don't know what's up.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
They don't know what's up. You're missing out on life.
You're missing out on life.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
By the way, a US Navy sailor got convicted of
spying for China. Just to let you know, that's like
a really, really, really big deal. When you're in the
United States military and you start spying on behalf of
another country, he is facing the possibility of life in prison. Now,
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remember I told you a long time ago I talked
to a Chinese insider, not Eric Swallwell, a different one.
I talked to you about what China, what they think
about us as far as bribery goes. They think we're cheap,
that it's cheap to buy Americans, it's cheap to buy
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our politicians, Our universities are military personnel. Would you like
to know how much money China paid this gentleman for
a life sentence twelve thousand dollars. Twelve thousand dollars he
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sold out America and very young man, we'll probably never
see freedom again, possibly never see freedom again.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You can buy a lot of robes for twelve thousand dollars.
What Chris, You can buy a lot of robes for that,
but twelve thousand dollars. Given the prices today, I don't
think twelve thousand dollars buys.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
You a Kia. You can't even get a car.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
For twelve thousand dollars at this point in time today,
what Chris?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
No, he didn't sell out America for a Kia. He
sold out America for a third of akia twelve thousand dollars.
Combine that with this story Eric Adams, Chinese staffer says,
quote a culture thing made her stuff cash and a
bag of chips for a reporter. It's just how they
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operate here, It's just what they do. Americans are cheap,
and I hate that about us. And I don't mean
like Chris type of cheap.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I mean, worrid. We just sell out for nothing, for
absolutely nothing. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Let's go save a baby's life before we do some emails.
I am very pleased to tell you that you have
saved thousands of lives already through preborn. The word on
what preborn does has gone out. People now give in
the name of other people. You know, I want to
give in the name of my mother who died, or
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a child we lost, or people are now giving from
their inheritance. Yep, twenty eight dollars buys an ultrasound. Maybe
you've only got eight dollars, give it to preborn. They're
giving an ultrasound to a woman who was about to
abort her baby. If she gets that ultrasound, she'll choose life.
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Almost every time she chooses life, because once you hear
the heartbeat, as a mom, you can't kill your baby.
You can lie to yourself and say it's not a baby,
but a heartbeat at your baby. Go to preborn dot
com slash jesse and save a life tonight, preborn dot
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com slash jesse. All right, all right, Bronco, what is
your recipe on Kraftmac. I've discovered half and half is
the key to Kraftmac and cheese, no margarine garbage.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
All right, So.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I'm a bit of a Kraftmac expert if I may,
And here's the solution. I don't do half and half,
although I actually support your I support your suggestion.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I would.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
We usually don't keep it in the house because I
don't drink anything with my coffee. I drink my coffee black,
like John Wayne intended anyway. With Kraftmac, one, don't be
afraid to add wieners. Remember Mac and wheenies. You get
some protein in there, but it's not required. Maybe you're
not person. It's fine, don't be afraid to add weenies.
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But regular Kraft Mac requires this.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I think it.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Calls for four tablespoons of butter. It's half a stick
of butter. Drop the whole stick in there, or at
least close to it, the three quarters of a stick.
At least you don't have to double the butter. But
the butter is the star of the show. A tiny, tiny,
tiny bit of milk. I don't even I don't measure anything.
The butter goes in the pan. Then I put the
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pasta from the strainer on the butter. I load it
with black pepper. Your Kraft Mac has to be full
of black pepper. Pour the cheese in. Then I just
start mixing.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
It's going.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
It's a sound, what Chris, It's a sound it makes?
And then just a dab of milk. That's all you
need for creamy, delicious macinweenie goodness, trust me on that
we still have another hour.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Apparently we're gonna play
our ones opening music for hour two tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's Jewish producer Chris did it. And now I'm in
a better mood again. Maybe we should just keep that rolling, Chris.
It's our two of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
On a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We'll talk about visas, we'll talk about well flooding Boston
with a new aggressive attitude on the right, all that emails.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So much more coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh and I'd be remiss if I did not mention
the news from earlier in the day, that evil which
Letitia James ag of New York got that ridiculous judgment
against Trump four hundred and sixty four million dollars, which
was just the most egregious lawfair in the world. Today
that got struck down again. Another reason to celebrate. It's
(01:08):
a great day. It is a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
We played for you earlier Boston's mayor Michelle Wou that
dirty communist, that the Boston people of Boston made a
terrible mistake and elected her, and how she's going to
stand up to Ice. The response I just I love
the attitude change on the right. The response has been amazing.
Headline Ice to flood Boston after leftist mayor rejects Bondie's
(01:38):
sanctuary policy, demands we have such a better attitude now,
such a better attitude on how we deal with these communists.
Now we have finally let go of this ridiculous fiction
that we can point out their hip hopocracy, or we
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can point out their bias, or we can point out
their evil deeds and somehow change their ways. These people
are religious zealous, and you must deal with them aggressively.
You must be aggressive with communists because they only understand
fear and pain.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You are never ever, ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
In a million years going to point out the communists
hypocrisy or bias, or point to the evil things he's
done and win him over or shame him because he's
not capable of that. It's not humanly possible. I'll ask
you again. I've asked it a million times. To this day,
(02:43):
I've never heard one. We get a thousand emails a
day to the show. I've never had one response. Name
for me the Democrat in your life, not the politicians
and media people. Name the Democrat you know who watched
Donald Trump get arrested in charged with crimes and several
(03:04):
jurisdictions cooked up crimes. Name the Democrat in your life
who said that was wrong? Who says today that was wrong.
We shouldn't have used our power to arrest and imprison
our political opponent. Nobody knows a single Democrat in the country.
So if that's what you're dealing with, if you're dealing
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with somebody who can't bring themselves to at least say that, well,
I guess maybe we shouldn't send the FBI to rifle
through his wife's underwear drawer. If there's not a single
Democrat to say that, then fine, it's not ideal. How
do we deal with it with aggression? When La started
(03:47):
to say you can't come here, don't come here, we'll
do protests, what did we do? We announced we were
going to dig into the funding of these protests and
send in the marines. Fine, you have your protesters, we
have infantry marines. Let's see who wins that one. Boston's
mayor gets up and says, no, not in my backyard.
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Oh yeah, in your backyard. We're now going to park
it there. Did you see it was a minor thing.
It's not a big story. But Pete hag Seth and jd.
Vance they went down to the Union station in Washington,
d C. To go look at how much cleaner it
is now that Trump sent in the National Guard and
(04:28):
they cleaned up all the crime in DC. Well when
they were there, you know what actually paused on that
for a moment. Do you remember the Brett Kavanaugh hearings.
Do you remember that worthless, effeminate loser, Jeff Flake, He
used to be a senator from Arizona. Do you remember
why Brett Cavanaugh almost didn't get through. We had all
(04:50):
the votes and then Jeff Flake wavered. Why did Jeff
Flake waiver because some communist street animal obviously paid some
communist street animal woman pinned him in an elevator and
started screaming in his face. You can go look at
pictures and video of it to this day, and he's
(05:13):
sitting there looking like he wants to crawl into the
floor and die. Sheepish, afraid, looking down and that it's
like throwing blood in the water for sharks because some
animal screamed in his face. He was going to vote
(05:33):
no on Brett Kavanaugh until he got threatened from within
the GOP conference. He got threatened and he switched his.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Vote back to yes.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now, contrast that with jd Vance and Pete hag Seth
walking through Union Station. Of course, there's another paid probably
street animal there starts screaming at jd Vance, screaming at
Pete hagg Seth, making a big scene, and they.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Both laughed at her.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
There's great video of it. There's a great picture of
it of they just hey, look they're both pointing at her, laughing.
We have completely changed our mentality on how to deal
with these savages. You must deal with them with aggression,
with aggression.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
By the way, if you want to follow the show,
I have my own personal account on x but there's
also a Jesse Kelly's show account where Chris and Corey
run it and they put these amazing videos of me
and other things. What Chris, they put amazing videos on there.
They're all of me. Anyway, we'll put the picture or
(06:44):
video up on there if you want to go see it.
It's wild to watch it. It's great to watch the
mentality shift. You cannot deal gently with animals, with rabbit animals,
you have to deal with them with aggression are changing
that slowly. Don't get me wrong, slowly, it's not happening
all at once. But I'll tell you what. I've played
(07:07):
something for you. This is going to be unrelated to
anything we just talked about. This guy's name is Lewis Goodall.
He's talking about inheritance taxes. One of the most egregious
things in the world.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That you pay.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Taxes on everything in your life, and then when you die,
the government steps in and sticks its greedy fingers in
and grabs a bunch of your wealth before you can
hand it to your children and their children. It's so
wrong on so many levels.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I would not be against a far higher rate of
inheritance tax than we have at the moment, which is
forty percent above a certain threshold.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I wouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Opposed to putting that to fifty percent, sixty seventy percent.
Why Because I think the quid pro quo should be twofold.
One that helps fund public services, which actually helps level
the playing field in achieving a true meritocracy. Two it
will help us reduce taxes on income. Because at the
end of the day, I want to incentivize work. I
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want to incentivize productivity. I want to incentivize people to
get up off their backsides and do more. You don't
have a right to inherit. You should have a right
to be able to work while you're alive and keep
more of your own money. That to me is more important,
way more important than your rights. Just inherit some money
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from mommy and daddy that you did nothing to earn.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's a thief. That's what all these communists are in
the end. Dirty, filthy thieves, that's what they are. Ugly
destroyers who feel entitled to what you have, who feel
entitled to destroy everything good and wonderful. That's a filthy
(08:50):
thief who feels entitled to what your parents earned. You
have to deal with these people with aggression, Jesse. Thank
you for discussing the Northern Pow Camps. Oh, by the way,
we did in case you missed it, we did a
history of Andersonville. It's the Confederate famous Confederate prison from
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the Civil War.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yesterday. It was an hour, a little bit more than
an hour.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
iHeart Spotify iTunes if you want to download the podcast anyway.
Thank you for discussing the Northern Pow Camps. Between my
husband and I. We have two grandfathers who died in
different Illinois camps and two great great grandfathers who died
in battle. All fought for the Confederacy on my side.
One died in the Battle of the Wilderness. None of
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these men owned slaves. They all fought for their constitutional freedoms.
The South being destroyed, all these families moved to Texas afterwards.
They left legacies of Christian duty in their new communities.
I appreciate your honesty in the portrayal of history. I
will always attempt to deliver history just as it was,
(09:59):
not these ridiculous, biased ways. And that's almost all you
can find now, are these dirty communists who have to
present every single history story as America sucks or white
people suck, or of course the Stile, the Confederates. We're
all Nazis, are all these ridiculous things. Just talk about history.
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Put your biases aside, and look, I have my own biases, then,
I'm sure. Look you're not a moron. I'm sure you
can hear them when they come through. I try to
be honest about them, and I can't take them completely
out of me. I do the best I can do.
When I talk history with you to deliver it straight.
I will not always succeed at that. I am glad
(10:41):
you enjoyed it very much. Now, how many people have
visas are currently in the US, and I'm not talking
about the credit card?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What is that number?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
We'll discuss that number in a moment. Before we discuss
that number, you are going to be full of American
patriotic pride by the time we're done with the next segment,
just out of being completely grossed out by what our
politicians have done. Maybe you should patronize companies who hire Americans.
(11:18):
Have you thought about that? We should prioritize that a
lot more. I should, and you should. Pure Talk is
a priority for me. It's a point of pride when
you make an effort like pure Talk. Does you know
they have all these customer service people, they're on the
phone right now. You hire Americans right here in America.
(11:40):
That matters to me, American families, American jobs. When I
pay my bill with Pure Talk, which is half of
what I was paying at T Mobile, that money is
going to Americans, and that matters to me. If that
matters to you, maybe it's time to switch. Take you
ten minutes on the phone and switches which during the break,
(12:01):
dial pound two five zero and just say Jesse Kelly
pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Thursday,
reminding you that tomorrow's asked Doctor Jesse Friday, and you
need to get your questions emailed in right now to
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So uh, It's not often I.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Get a headline that makes my eyes pop out of
my head.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
This one did. This is from the ap Trump administration
reviewing all fifty five million people with US visas for
potential deportable violations. How many there are fifty five million
(13:03):
people with visas? Exactly? How much?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
How much have we handed this country over to people
who don't live here? Look, Jewish producer Chris crunched the numbers.
That's sixteen percent of the population. Sixteen percent of the population.
Why is housing so unaffordable? Well, did you think those
(13:32):
fifty five million people were sleeping in cardboard boxes? No,
they have apartments, they have homes, they have condos. Why
why is traffic so bad? Sixteen percent sixteen percent of
the population. And I'm not saying you can't ever give
visa to somebody. I know there are work visas and
(13:54):
student visas and I got all that. That's fine. Fifty
five million. Just how out of control has the United
States State Department have been? How out of control is
the United States State Department. I'm going to give you one.
This is something you might not know that I actually
found out today and now I'm bringing it to you.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You know, as a.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Journalist, it's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
We love Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
He's the best.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Jesse.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Please kiss my baby? YESI Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. You
know Jhi Jinping, the communist dictator of China. You know
where his daughter goes to college? Harvard.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
We I'm serious, Chris, Chris is about to lose his mind.
We took the daughter of the dictator who attacks us
in every possible way, and we allow her. She may
have already graduated.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
We allow or allowed her to attend the most prestigious
university on the planet.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
These people who, the people who have.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Been running the United States of America have bent over backwards.
And you know in Lindsey Graham's case forwards to hand
our country away to foreigners as fast as humanly possible.
Doesn't that fill you up with rage? As fast as humanly,
(15:26):
as fast as they could, they handed your country away
to people who don't live here, who aren't invested in it,
aren't loyal to it. Man, you know what I need
to do emails. It's going to make me too mad.
I'm gonna end up shouting. By the way, we have
a Congressman Chip Roy joining us five minutes from now,
five minutes and now ten minutes from now.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Something I don't know. I don't do time. That's Chris's job.
Bronco Jesse.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I'm a few months away from USPS retirement after forty
years of service. How about that, man, that's cool. I
make world class baked goods. My friends and colleagues there
have enjoyed them and have offered to pay more. Should
I risk a clandestine under the table baked goods operation
or simply call it a career?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dude? Don't retire, I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Don't get wrong. Retire from the USPS forty years.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You've done your job.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'm sure you've got hopefully, I mean it's government I'm
sure you've got a nice thing going on, nice retirement
of some kind. Go rock your baked goods, I will
tell you will. I will warn you though, just this
not me talking you out of it. I like a
good baked good as much as an x man. The
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baked goods market, at least in my area, is a
little saturated because women saturated, these housewives. And but by
the way, I applaud them. If you're a woman who
does this, I think it's an awesome gig. Women who
end up the kids go off to school, they have
more time in their hands. Maybe they're just trying to
(17:01):
make it a little extra scratch, make ends meet. Women
will start baking things and selling them. You see it
all over the place. And you know how I know
this because OB always feels the need to buy some. Well,
we have to because Tina's making these special cakes.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Why do we have to buy all the bake goods.
She doesn't even eat the baked goods.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And then I get yelled at for how bad I eat. Anyway,
I don't mean to go off on a tangent. There
are a lot of women making these bake goods out there,
because they're all over Facebook, and everything else.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
So that's not me talking you out of it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's warning you that the market, depending on how many
women there are in your area, the market maybe a
little bit saturated when it comes to those particular bake goods.
All right, now, let's talk speaking of Jijinping, let's talk
about China because we have a bribery problem in this country.
(17:57):
China knows we have a bribery problem in this country,
and it has infected a lot of things. So here's
what we're gonna do. We're gonna go talk to Chip Roy,
and then when we're done with Hip Roy, we're going
to talk about China bribing us, and then we get
back through some more emails and other stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Before we do those.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
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Daily pain sucks.
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That's not when you open your eyes in the morning
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Speaker 1 (19:31):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. I Like it
returns next.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
The week is almost over, and.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
It does my heart well to welcome in my friend Congressman, Well,
I guess currently Congressman from the state of Texas, Chip Roy, Hey, Chip,
are you gonna keep being a congressman?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Well, Jesse, great to be on the show. So yeah,
I'll be in progress for at least sixteen more months.
Tormenting every soul I can in Washington, DC trying to
I think one headline today said I was a quote
nuisance to a leadership in Washington, which is I wear
the badge of honor. It's actually my job. But yeah, look,
that'll be the end of my fourth term. Can you
believe it? Jesse has already been in be eight years
(20:20):
and it's time. It's time to come home to Texas.
So yeah, happy to come home to Texas and take
on the next chapter here.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Okay, well, I mean we might as well just walk
right through that door.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
What is this next chapter?
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Well, I'll be running for Attorney General of Texas. We
put out that announcement today. It's been a great response
from people all over the state. Were frankly overwhelmed by
all the outpouring of support. Obviously a lot of support
from my colleagues, people here at home, Crass Froods, people
in Texas and a look, Jesse, it's pretty simple. In fact,
I saw you tweeted out something a little bit earlier
(20:57):
where somebody, some idiot was talking about how you don't
get generational wealth if you have kids before you're thirty,
and you tweeted that, you know, the opposite is true.
And in fact, the kids are the wealth. And you know,
when I think about our legacy, you know, I get
hit by train tomorrow. Whatever, it's what we leave behind,
it's our kids. I want to run for a g
to be able to fight, to defend the Texas that
(21:17):
I know and that I love, the Texas that my
grandparents lived in, the Texas that our forefathers thought for.
You know, we're under assault in so many different ways.
I want Texas to remain free. I want it to
be the greatest state and the greatest country in the
history of the world. And you need an Attorney General
with the ability and the desire to fight, but also
to know how to win and to be unafraid to win.
(21:38):
And that's that's why I'm coming back and running for AG.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Be honest, at least in part, you made this decision
because the food in Washington, d C.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Sucks.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It doesn't even make any sense that a time with
that much money has that crappy of a restaurant situation.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
You're just tired of eating there and chip.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Well you got I mean, look, every time I come
home and I go to Matsall Rancho, I got Mahdi's
I go get some barbecue, one of the great barbecue
places in Austin. You know, I'm reminded as to why
being here as far superior to being in Washington, DC.
There's no question.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, update us before you leave that place and become
our next attorney general. Update us on Washington, d C.
On what's coming, the good, the bad, and the ugly.
You're always very forthcoming with us about that.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Well, look, we obviously got through the Big Beautiful Bill,
which I think was overwhelmingly a win. Obviously I had
some things with it that weren't exactly where I wanted
it to be. But that's what I meant when I
say you got to be unafraid to win. You got
to be able to take things as you move the
ball forward, you know, gain three yards in a cloud
of dust. And we did that with the Big Beautiful Bill.
The president's now, you know, taking on a lot of
(22:45):
the great important issues of the day. His executive Ranch
is acting, his omb director Roussfote, my dear friend is
doing great work. Scott Besson is doing great work. I
think the economy can now trend in the right direction.
So now we just got to do our job and
hold spending flat in September, and I think our Democrat
College going to come in and try to rattle about shutdown.
They want to try to pin that on the president.
But the President's ready to do what we said we
(23:06):
would do, which is whole spending flat, fun government the
right way by reducing its size and scope. And so
that's going to be the big fight of September. There's
other things we're gonna have to deal with. You know,
I'm trying to get a stock trading ban for members
of Congress. I've been leading on that issue for five years.
I think we've got a bipartisan group willing to do
that and I want to lean into that fight. And
(23:27):
then there's other things we need to finish up. We
need to improve on some election integrity stuff like the
Save Act that there was my bill that we passed,
and you know, things like that. But I think we're
going to have I'm hopeful that we will be able
to deliver on a good bill that we'll keep spending
flat and reduce it. But Democrats are going to fight us,
no doubt.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Can we talk about this again.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
We're speaking with Chip Roy, Congressman Chip Roy announcing his
candidacy for Texas the Attorney general today, Can we talk
about this insider trading because this is one of those
things it's bonkers that it's still legal at all. Democrats
do it, Republicans do it. It's obvious the whole public
can see that people are very clearly insider trading, which
(24:07):
is illegal, and yet this is something that hasn't gone
through yet. It blows my mind that's such an easy
win has eluded us.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Well, you're exactly right. I mean, this is again, I
introduced this bill back in I think twenty twenty, and
I've had the most number of co sponsors of any
bill out there. But we've had resistance because you get
a bunch of Republicans and we well, I'm a remember Congress,
I have a right to you know, trade. I've been best,
you know, my whole life. I've built up this stuff
and whatever I'm going. Look, man, if your job, if
(24:37):
you want to focus on day trading, then leave Congress, right,
I mean, it's not a you don't have a right
to be in Congress. You're asking for that, you know, honor,
to be able to go serve and represent the people.
So my view on it is pretty simple. We ought
to just you know, if you come into Congress, you
got your stuff, you know, keep it there, but you
can't trade. You got to you know, make it public.
(25:00):
You can put it in broad broadly held mutual funds,
that kind of thing. But we shouldn't be trading while
we're voting on this crap. It's crazy, Like, how can
you have an honest opinion about whether you're going to
break up a big tech company, or say a big
hospital conglomoration or insurance company, or Obamacare policies or anything
else when you're trading the very stocks, or like if
you're trading defense stocks and you're voting on all of
(25:21):
the defense contracts, the conflict of interest is so high.
So we should be in broadly held mutual funds so
we can just be honestly up there doing our job.
And if you don't like it, then leave like people
were going ship. You know, we need you up there
even five I said, guys, this will be my fourth
term eight years. We don't like kings, like we don't
want people who are there permanently. I've done my job
(25:43):
up there, but to come back. If they'll hire me
for the job of AG I'm happy to fight for
the Texans here, But we just don't need people up
there sitting up there in perpetuity day trading and enriching themselves.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
What's been the best part of the job. I know
that you have not enjoyed your time there, who would,
But there has to have been some good things about it.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, no question. I mean, look like working with a
lot of my good friends in the Freedom Caucus to
stand up make some real changes. And we've made some
fundamental changes. Things that you just you don't even really
pay attention to. Bills that used to just fly off
the floor. We blocked and we now have a process
for doing them the right way. Obviously, through the speakers fight,
we got more conservatives on committees. We now have more
rational conversations about spending. We have made a real difference
(26:24):
in Washington. But if you ask, you know what my
favorite part of it all is, it's representing constituents. It's
one of the reasons I would love to be ag
to serve all thirty three million Texans rather than just
the three quarters of a million people that I represent
in Texas twenty one. But going through the floods Jessee
and going through what happened in Kerville watching the response
to the people that I represent, the people of faith,
(26:44):
the you know, the strong men and women that have
served in our first responders and our men and women
in blue, the law enforcement community that showed up, even
some of my colleagues. I mean, you know, you had
both Morgan and Marcus Latrell were up there with others,
their buddies out there with their having equipment and trying
to help people deal with the floods. And it was
an outpouring of support that I got. To be honest,
(27:06):
it was the final decision for me about running for
AG the ability to serve in an executive branch function
to go help the people that I represent, to go
fight for them. Look, it gives me a lot of prize.
There's a lot of so many good people out there.
You know, government is just government is a barrier to
the otherwise great people that are the American people. And
if we can just get government back into its limited
(27:27):
role serving people to do its basic job, then this
country will always prosper. So that's my goal.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Speaking with Congressman Ship Royd Ship, before I let you go,
what's our blind spot right now?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
On the right.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I know we're feeling pretty high right now. Feels like
the Communists are on their heels a bit, and that's
a good thing they are. But we're always missing something.
What are we missing right now?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Look? I think to the extent that we have a
blind spot, it's going to be if we don't do
the common sense things, some of which we've already talked about,
Like one, we should ban the congressional stock trading, right,
that's common sense, Like don't let the Democrats outflank you.
We shouldn't get too arrogant about the whole redistricting process.
As the way for us to save the House, we
(28:11):
should just keep leading the House needs that. We need
to be out there passing good legislation. We need to
deliver and important, we've got to deliver on the spending front.
If we will hold spending and check this fall, then
we will send strong signals to the market, and then
we'll be able to get economic growth going in the
right direction. But our blind spot is basically arrogance, right
Our blind spot is believing that Democrats are so crazy
(28:34):
they can never get elected. We have to go earn
those votes, and we have to earn the right for
them to support us and you do that by doing
what you said you would do, and that's holding spending
and check continuing to secure the border. Do not even
dance with anything we're remotely resembling amnesty. Continue to do
the job we said we would do. If we go
down the road of established Republicans, amnesty, big spending, right,
(28:56):
those traps, we lose. If we'll go out and fight
for the people that sent us there, we win.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Amen. Rooting for you. Thank you, brother, I appreciate you
very much. All right, hang on.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Miss toast catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Thursday.
Do not forget that tomorrow's and ask I just the
pen banged off the microphone?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Sting, could you hear that? Chris? You could hear it?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Does that mean the audience could hear it too? I
can't do anything, Chris, it's a live show. I can't
put the pen back. My hands are so big. It
was the pen that what? Anyway?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Don't forget tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Friday, and you need to get your questions emailed in
now the Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Also, Chris,
I forgot to tell you, Corey. I completely space telling
you guys. I should have told you off air, But
now I'm just gonna tell you in front of every
of everybody. I have exciting news. I'm a robe guy.
(30:05):
Now did you know that?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Don't roll? Why are you making that face? Chris, I'm
a robe guy.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I have a completely different outlook on life now that
I have a robe.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
You know how I told you ab It's like the
worst thing in the world that could ever happen to
you is letting your wife discover Cozy Earth.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Already told you about that.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
One benefit was she does this to butter me up,
to weaken my defenses. You know that's women don't think
we don't know what you're doing. That's why God made
women so hot. It weakens our defenses. She bats those
pretty eyes at me, and then she'll give me a
little something. She discovered Cozy Earth. She got me a bathrobe.
(30:52):
Only I don't use it. I don't take baths right,
So instead of it being a bathrobe, it's just what
I wear around the house. Now when I get home,
all clothes get dropped off immediately. No, not I wear underwear.
Chris Why do you have to make it weird. I
wear underwear, but my robe goes on. If you need me,
(31:13):
if I have to take the trash out, I'll be
in my robe. If I'm sitting there watching TV, I'll
be in my robe. This morning, Bob went to go
volunteer at the church or do something to give back.
I only care about me, so I stayed at home.
Kids were in school, Bob was gone. I cracked open
a book in my robe. I'm a robe guy now.
(31:35):
And now she's making all these threats. She's threatening that
she's going to burn it or something if I go
to the gas station in it. I'm totally going to
the gas station in it. There's nothing that's going to
stop me from doing that. All of her threats have
fallen on deaf ears. I'm now a robe guy, and
(31:57):
I don't understand. While you're shaking her head, Chris, do
you have a robe?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Do you wear it? You don't wear your robe?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Well, you can't call yourself a robe guy if you
have one and don't wear Corey, are you a robe guy?
Cory is not a robe guy. I just see life
differently than you two do. Right, We robe people were
I don't want to say higher, and I bet definitely
above you, definitely above you. I don't want what Chris,
(32:28):
I don't want to I'm not putting anybody down. But
once you're a robe guy, you understand non robe guys
they don't know what's up.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
They don't know what's up. You're missing out on life.
You're missing out on life.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
By the way, a US Navy sailor got convicted of
spying for China. Just to let you know, that's like
a really, really, really big deal. When you're in the
United States military and you start spying on behalf of
another country, he is facing the possibility of life in prison. Now,
(33:06):
remember I told you a long time ago I talked
to a Chinese insider, not Eric Swallwell, a different one.
I talked to you about what China, what they think
about us as far as bribery goes. They think we're cheap,
that it's cheap to buy Americans, it's cheap to buy
(33:29):
our politicians, Our universities are military personnel. Would you like
to know how much money China paid this gentleman for
a life sentence twelve thousand dollars. Twelve thousand dollars he
(33:50):
sold out America and very young man, we'll probably never
see freedom again, possibly never see freedom again.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You can buy a lot of robes for twelve thousand dollars.
What Chris, You can buy a lot of robes for that,
but twelve thousand dollars. Given the prices today, I don't
think twelve thousand dollars buys.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
You a Kia. You can't even get a car.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
For twelve thousand dollars at this point in time today,
what Chris?
Speaker 5 (34:24):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
No, he didn't sell out America for a Kia. He
sold out America for a third of akia twelve thousand dollars.
Combine that with this story Eric Adams, Chinese staffer says,
quote a culture thing made her stuff cash and a
bag of chips for a reporter. It's just how they
(34:50):
operate here, It's just what they do. Americans are cheap,
and I hate that about us. And I don't mean
like Chris type of cheap.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I mean, worrid. We just sell out for nothing, for
absolutely nothing. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Let's go save a baby's life before we do some emails.
I am very pleased to tell you that you have
saved thousands of lives already through preborn. The word on
what preborn does has gone out. People now give in
the name of other people. You know, I want to
give in the name of my mother who died, or
(35:27):
a child we lost, or people are now giving from
their inheritance. Yep, twenty eight dollars buys an ultrasound. Maybe
you've only got eight dollars, give it to preborn. They're
giving an ultrasound to a woman who was about to
abort her baby. If she gets that ultrasound, she'll choose life.
(35:48):
Almost every time she chooses life, because once you hear
the heartbeat, as a mom, you can't kill your baby.
You can lie to yourself and say it's not a baby,
but a heartbeat at your baby. Go to preborn dot
com slash jesse and save a life tonight, preborn dot
(36:09):
com slash jesse. All right, all right, Bronco, what is
your recipe on Kraftmac. I've discovered half and half is
the key to Kraftmac and cheese, no margarine garbage.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
All right, So.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I'm a bit of a Kraftmac expert if I may,
And here's the solution. I don't do half and half,
although I actually support your I support your suggestion.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I would.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
We usually don't keep it in the house because I
don't drink anything with my coffee. I drink my coffee black,
like John Wayne intended anyway. With Kraftmac, one, don't be
afraid to add wieners. Remember Mac and wheenies. You get
some protein in there, but it's not required. Maybe you're
not person. It's fine, don't be afraid to add weenies.
(37:04):
But regular Kraft Mac requires this.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I think it.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Calls for four tablespoons of butter. It's half a stick
of butter. Drop the whole stick in there, or at
least close to it, the three quarters of a stick.
At least you don't have to double the butter. But
the butter is the star of the show. A tiny, tiny,
tiny bit of milk. I don't even I don't measure anything.
The butter goes in the pan. Then I put the
(37:31):
pasta from the strainer on the butter. I load it
with black pepper. Your Kraft Mac has to be full
of black pepper. Pour the cheese in. Then I just
start mixing.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
It's going.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
It's a sound, what Chris, It's a sound it makes?
And then just a dab of milk. That's all you
need for creamy, delicious macinweenie goodness, trust me on that
we still have another hour.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
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