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A right wing dictator will rise. Trying to freedom your way out of communism. Losing another hero. The government is buying up shares of a private company? Mamdani crushing the middle class in New York. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, a Jesse Kelly show.
Let's have some fun on a Monday. It's glorious. The
work week has finally be gone and we have a

(00:31):
huge show for you tonight on the world Famous Jesse
Kelly Show. So let's just go ahead and go over
some things. And I'm warning you right now the chances
you're gonna be offended by something tonight are extremely high.
And if you are, too bad, so sad. Here's what
we're gonna talk about. We're gonna talk about the government

(00:52):
buying stakes and companies. We'll talk about that in a moment.
We're gonna talk about the mass exodus from when things
get bad. It's really a war on the middle class
illegals who drive trucks across the country. We're gonna talk
about flag burning. We're gonna do emails. We have met
all of honor Monday coming up an hour from now,

(01:14):
all that Democrats are still bonkers, and so much more
coming up on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Before
I get to anything else, though, I wanted to open
up actually with something different. As you know, World War
two guys, World War two veterans, they are dying. They're old.

(01:38):
It was a long time ago. Father time is undefeated,
and they're dying. Donald mcpheerson, he was a Hellcat pilot.
Hellcat was one of our planes. He was a hell
Cat pilot and an ace, meaning he's shot down five
Japanese planes in World War Two. He just died at

(02:00):
the age of one oh three, so obviously lived an
amazing life. Should be honored, should be remembered. And it
sadness me that we're losing them, but I understand also
that's how it goes, you know, you get older, you die.
But either way, I thought it would be appropriate to

(02:20):
shout out his name, Donald McPherson and to play taps
for another he wrote, we don't have many of them left.

(03:23):
Rest in peace, brother. All right now, we are about
to have a little bit of a long talk, but
I wanted to make sure I explain how I see
things in this country, why I see them that way,
before we go into the government buying stakes and private
companies and things like that. First of all, I have said,

(03:45):
if you've listened to the show for a while, we've
talked before about how I believe that there will be
a right wing dictator who will rise in this country.
And I'm about to explain exactly why freedom is a
wonderful thing. To be a free country. It's just so

(04:07):
wonderful to live here. And if you've only lived here,
you probably can't fully appreciate what it's like to not
have freedom. Honestly, I don't fully appreciate what it's like
to not have it. We get emails from people who
survive communism here, communism there, Cubans. A bunch of Cubans
listen to the show, and then we'll email that to

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know that you can be arrested for speaking out against
the government, that they'll just flat out send the secret police.
To know that after you arrested for whatever it may be,
you might not even get a trial. You might not
even get a jury. Some politicians somewhere just decide, nah,
kill them, throw them in a dungeon, and they can

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do it. All across the world people live like that.
We don't here in the United States of America. We
we Our country was born on the idea that man
should be free. No kings, no dictators. You have freedom.
The federal government it's not all powerful, but every single

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system of government, every single one, it all. They all
have weaknesses. There's a weakness of some kind in every
system of government, and no matter how much man tries
to fix it and cover up those weaknesses, he just
can't ever seem to do it. There's a weakness. And ours,

(05:38):
because we are a free country, we we were prime
for infiltration from communists. As we've discussed before, the Soviets marveled,
marveled that in the United States of America you can
just get in a car and drive right up to
a military base and just start taking pictures. It's not

(05:58):
that you can just go in, although it's not difficult
to gain entry if you can figure it out, but
you can just drive up and take pictures of a
military base. You do that in the Soviet Union, they'll
just shoot you in your head and throw you right
in the ditch. And they were floored at how easy
it was to penetrate our country. And it's not because
we were bad, it's because we were free. We were free,

(06:23):
and that allowed the infiltration, the conquest of our media,
of our education system, of Hollywood, of the government. It
allowed it. Our freedoms, which are wonderful, they allow the
infiltration by conquerors and here's the problem. Once you have

(06:44):
been infiltrated, once your institutions have been conquered, you can't
freedom your way out of that. Now. It requires force.
Think about it this way. Think about it as your home.
If someone wants to come into your home and steal

(07:05):
your stuff, Well, what's the easiest thing to do. Keep
the doors locked, Lock the doors, lock the windows, don't
let them in. Simply say no, keep the doors locked
and keep him out. But if you don't do that,
if he gets inside, now there's no hands off approach

(07:28):
to getting him out. You've either got to call the cops,
shoot him, beat him up. Of whatever you're going to do,
it's going to involve force from somebody to get him out.
Once they're in, it takes force to get them out.
I believe we will see a right wing dictator rise,

(07:51):
and I believe it will be with the consent of
the people. And I've always believed that, and we've talked
about it many many times before, because people will not
stand for this kind of disgusting insanity we have in
this country right now. This well, you know what, here's
Keith Ellison, Minnesota's attorney general. Just listen to this listen to.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
This dude forty four times, and we'll assue them forty
four more and forty four.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
More after that, and we have sued them for gender
affirming care. Yes, we are not going to skateguild our
transgender community. I saw a video today, and I had
read this story before of a disabled person special needs

(08:38):
in some way severely special needs, who had been trans
in a wheelchair. You saw that, Chris, one of the
most angering, saddest things I have ever seen in my life.
Some demons destroyed the person who could not in any

(09:02):
way resist or say no. What will the people do
to stop that? What will they do anything? Just tell
me how to make that stop. I don't care who
it is. I don't care what person. I don't care
what rights are violated. I don't care about laws. I

(09:23):
don't care. I don't want to make that stop. Now
that even if it's not your attitude, that is the
attitude of the majority of the people. It is when
you look at things like open borders, violent crime, women,
children being slaughtered in mass No, it's a good point, Chris.

(09:47):
Chris said, I hate to bring up a hitler, but
it's actually a very fair point. People were down and
out in Germany, completely down and out, and Germany was
losing its way big time morally, animals all over the streets,
and along comes a monster, and the people said, yep, fine,
bring him in. Make that stop. I don't care what

(10:10):
it is. Make that stop. I don't care who's gonna
stop it, what party nazis, Yep, sounds good, make that stop.
That is how people react to this kind of evil.
And we are no different, and we are on dangerous ground,
and we will discuss it more in a moment. Before

(10:31):
we do, I want to read this to you. The
subject of this one is bern a launcher. Jesse. Did
you go with the safety orange launchers or did you
go with the black? His name is Scott, so my
burner launchers are black. I understand the desire to have
safety orange. I do because because Berna gives you options,

(10:55):
I would recommend the black. I want the criminal. I
want him to think it's a real gun pointed at him.
I want him to think that now it's a less
lethal launcher. It's gonna shoot tear gas balls or pepper
balls or kinetic rounds at him, and he'll be hurting badly.
He may want to die. But no one's gonna die.

(11:16):
That's why they're legal in all fifty states. But I
want him afraid. When I pull my burner out and
I pointed at him, I want the bad guy afraid.
Make him afraid, and go get one. Get one for
the people in your life. B y Rna, hope is
not a plan. Plan to meet a bad man today.

(11:39):
Burna dot com, burna dot com. We'll be back. This
is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
A wonderful Monday, forty five minutes away from a medal
of honor Monday. Case you're just now joining us. I
am doing a little discussion here about how, how and

(12:02):
why I believe there will be a right wing dictator
that will rise in the United States of America, and
he will rise with the consent of the governed. The
people will beg for one, they will ask for one.
Our freedoms allowed communists to infiltrate all of our institutions.
Now we are subjected to horror after horror after horror.
Every single day you wake up, you read the news,

(12:25):
you're mortified, and people are ready for it to stop.
And when people are ready for something to stop, when
they're mortified, when they don't like the society, when they
feel unsafe, they will ask for anyone to come fix it.
An analogy I've used before is if you're a woman

(12:47):
and you're alone and a boat and the ocean is
calm and everything's fine, and a boat full of bad,
scary looking dudes pull up beside you and say, hey,
hop in ride with us, you're gonna say nope, I'm good, thanks,
and you're gonna cruise off. If you're out on that
boat by yourself and the storm's coming and the waves

(13:10):
are getting high, and you think you might die, and
those guys pull up in that boat, you're getting in.
This is what happens to a society when the communists
have rotted it out from within. The people end up
begging for anything to come help. And this is a
fear of mine. It has not gone away. It's a

(13:33):
fear of mine. And I watch, I'm watching right now.
I'm watching as little teeny bits of it are starting
to creep in with no outrage, little teeny bit here,
little teeny bit there. And if you can forward think
at all, you can see how bad this gets and

(13:57):
how quickly it gets there I'm gonna read you a headline.
Now it's from MAC, but I'll read you the headline.
The headline is government will take stakes in more companies.
Top Trump advisor says, the government is buying ten percent
of Intel, ten percent of Intel. They say they're going

(14:22):
to create and I quote, a sovereign wealth fund, and
they're going to buy more what the government's buying up
a stake in companies? Do you let me ask you something, really,
really genuinely asking do you believe Republicans will hold power forever?

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Is that what you believe the Democrats? Because they're down
and out now and they're unpopular, You think they're never
going to have the House of Representatives again, the Senate,
the White House? You think we'll never have another Democrat
in the White House? What do you think Democrats will do?

(15:10):
Just let's rewind a little bit four years. For four
years the Biden administration. We'll set aside all the FBI
CIA stuff for the time being, because we talk about
that a lot. For four years, the Biden administration, we
now know from documentation, leaned on every private company they
could to smash you and censor you. I'm gonna play

(15:35):
I'll tell you what, I'll play you this. Listen to
this on climate change.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I disagree with you. I really disagree with you because
as part of our mission, the ECB must do supervision
of the banks. Right, it's a separate umbrella, but it's
part of the ECB. And in the supervision of banks,
it is our duty to check the climate change risk

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to which banks are exposed.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
The climate change risk to which banks are exposed. That's
a communist The government needs to control the banks because
the banks need to care about climate change. This is
a small taste. I could sit and play things for
you forever about what these people want done. Remember Larry Fink,

(16:24):
head of Blackrock, remember this.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Well, behaviors are going to have to change, and this
is one thing we're asking companies. You have to force behaviors,
and at Blackrock we are forcing behaviors.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
What do you think the Democrats will do with a
ten percent stake in Bank of America, with a twenty
percent steak in a movie company, a sports team, technology AI.
Remember the audio we've played you before about what the

(16:58):
Biden administration was trying to do with artificial intelligence. They
were trying to take it off of the market, so
the communists could control it completely, so the communists could
control it and use it exclusively for their purposes. As
AI spreads into everything, the American communists were going to

(17:18):
seize control of it to force Communism into every single thing.
They were planning to do it, but by the grace
of God, they lost the next election. We're buying up
a share of private companies now, and the outrage doesn't exist.

(17:39):
This is not good, it's not This is not a
good place to be. It's not a good thing to do,
and it's not right. And I know everybody, when they
get into power, they delude themselves in the thinking they'll
have it forever. Only me, never my enemy, only me.

(18:00):
The communists just did it. We'll have power forever. Let's
arrest everybody. Ha, how's that working out for him? Now?
But that's just what happens. This is what happens when
the communists infiltrate. The people will accept things they shouldn't
to try to get out of it. It's not good
and I don't like it. And if you don't like that,

(18:22):
that's too freaking bad. Now, let's do some emails. Before
we do some emails, let's do this. Let's let's get
our memories digitized for generations. Generations. That box of pictures
you have, your parents, grandparents, that box of pictures is

(18:45):
going to fade away. Time is going to eat it away,
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(19:06):
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(19:30):
com slash Jesse. We'll be back The Jesse Kelly Show.
It's still real to me, Dammit the terran stacks. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday, half
hour away from Medal of Honor Monday. Do not forget.
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com,

(19:52):
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So now that we
covered all that, let's change the subject. Enlighten up here
for a moment. Because there are errors that happen in life,
in politics mistakes. People make them all the time. I
certainly make them all the time. And then there are

(20:13):
completely unforced errors that happen in politics. One of the
great unforced errors I've ever seen is something we laugh
about all the time on the show. I'll never forget it.
I still think it's the funniest thing I've ever seen
in politics. Elizabeth Warren lies her entire life, tells everybody
she's an Indian, even to the point she's submitting Indian
recipes to Indian cookbooks called Pow Wow Chow. Not making

(20:36):
that up. Donald Trump keeps calling her Pocahontas. He's just
insulting her to her face, over and over and over again.
She gets so angry about this that she does a
DNA test. You didn't know about the DNA test. I
didn't know about the DNA test. It's a private matter.
She does a DNA test, the results come back and

(20:57):
she's whiter than snow. There's never been a human being
on the planet that is as white as Elizabeth Warren.
Complete fabrication on the Indian thing. But you would have
never known. I would have never known. Take the DNA
test that proves you're a liar and just throw it
in the trash and don't tell anybody. Instead, they publicize

(21:17):
the results. Elizabeth Warren publicizes the results proving her to
be a lifelong liar. It's so hilarious. It's the biggest
unforced there I've ever seen in politics. I still snicker
about it to this day. Which brings me to this
communist running to be mayor of New York City. Mam Donnie.
We'll get to the real estate exodus that's going to

(21:39):
happen and things like that. We'll get to that in
a moment. But ma'm Donnie. I don't know if you've
seen it. I don't know if you've heard it. But
he's out politicking, you know, like people do when they're
running from mayor. You have to be seen all over town.
You go meet these people, meet those people, do all
these things. He's out in a public park New York.
What are the really cool things about in New York City.
I don't know why I've always loved it is the

(22:01):
outdoor basketball courts, outdoor weight rooms essentially. I don't know why.
I've always thought it was really really cool. I've always
I thought that was a cool thing about New York City.
There's a weight bench there, you know, where you do
bench press. Somebody puts on one hundred and thirty five pounds.
It's one hundred and thirty five pounds including the bar. Now,

(22:23):
maybe you know a bit about weights. Maybe you don't.
Certainly for a man in your thirties, he's in his thirties,
that's not a lot of weight. Okay. Now, maybe you've
never touched a weight before. Maybe you can't bench a
one hundred and thirty five pounds. I'm actually not judging
you for that. But he lays down on the bench
and he cannot get it up one time. He cannot

(22:46):
bench press one hundred and thirty five pounds one time,
and there are people all around him. It's on videotape.
It's really bad. It's really embarrassing. He can I get
the weight up. Okay, So right, you're a bit of
a weakling. I get that. It's fine. Some people just are.
They don't work out whatever. It's fine. That's not like

(23:07):
I'm a Greek god over here. But how do you
lay down without knowing? That's my question, Especially when you're
in the public eye, when you're running for office, you're
in the public eye. How do you accept that invitation

(23:28):
to lay down on the weight bench unless you know
you can lift that much weight? It is I don't
know if you've seen much of it. He is in
national laughing stock right now. Everybody is mocking him relentlessly.
It's the most hilarious thing in the world. How do
you not go to a gym? Maybe find someone who
has a weight bench in their home, their garage. He

(23:52):
has to know somebody. He's a rich kid. I guarantee
he knows somebody who has a weight bench. Maybe his
parents have wanted someone has a weight bench. You close
all the doors, you pull the blinds down on the windows,
and you lay down and see if you can do it,
and if you can't, you don't go out in public
and try. How could anybody be that dumb? Maybe it's

(24:15):
just because he's a dirty communist, so he's diluted about everything.
I don't know what it is. How could anybody be
that dumb? I don't understand. Chris said, maybe he thought
he could. I guess, but thinking you could. You better know, right,
if you're gonna jump across a ditch that has a

(24:37):
bunch of crocodiles in it, you better know you can
clear the ditch. Thinking you can is not enough. You
better know. And if you're in politics, especially in the
era of the cell phone, where everybody busts out a camera,
you better know for a fact that you can get
across that ditch. Uh guess he can't. Now, speaking of

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New York, we'll get some emails here. New York City
could be facing a mass exodus if Ma'm Donnie Wins.
Real estate experts warn you know, it's always the middle
class who gets crushed, always, And you know why that
is right? The communists intentionally destroy the middle class. They

(25:26):
consider the middle class to be enemies. Why. It's quite simple.
The middle class have enough wealth to be independent. You
don't need the government. You're not on any social services
things like that. But you're not so wealthy that you
essentially have to align yourself with the government. Have you.

(25:50):
Let's talk about super wealthy. We'll go there first. You
know why the Biden administration, why they tried to enforce
a vaccine man eight only on companies that had one
hundred employees or more. Remember when they tried that, it
ended up getting shot down. Remember when they tried that?
Why that? Why that limit? Because once you get big

(26:11):
enough as a company, sadly in this country, you'll find
yourself with government contracts. Lots of them. Not all of them,
of course, but lots of them will have either government
contracts or you need government permission to do this, government
permission to do that. Taco Bell one of my favorite
restaurants in the world, Taco Bell. Taco Bell. They're on

(26:34):
military basis. I remember when we were in Okinawa, there
was only like two restaurants I think on there. Well,
subway I'll use subway as an example, because I'm not
one hundred percent sure if that TVLL is still there,
But like a subway in twenty nine Palms in our
Marine Corps base, there was a subway on there. There
weren't many restaurants, but there was a subway on the base. Well,
that's a large company and you have to have a

(26:57):
government contract to open up on that base. So it
gives the government the power to say, hey, vaccine mandate
or you're gone. Once you get to a certain level
of wealth, you will find yourself, needing government permission or
government money to continue what you're doing. And the other

(27:18):
end of the spectrum, if you're poor enough, you get
government money, you get government services. But it's those middle
class people who always get smashed. If this guy gets
elected in New York City, crime is going to be
out of control. He's going to torch the place. And
you know who will leave. The middle class wealthy enough

(27:40):
to leave, wealthy enough to have options. But the super wealthy,
they'll just get private security. They all have apartment buildings
that have security guards and everything anyway, they'll get private security.
The poor people they can't leave. They don't have an option.
There's nowhere for them to go. Middle class gone all

(28:01):
the time. It's the middle class that gets smashed, and
it's not by accident. All right, let's dig into some emails,
shall we, before we get to middle of Honor Monday. Now,
let me ask you something. Do you trust universities to
educate your children? There's one that sticks out to me

(28:24):
for sure. Hillsdale College is the one I trust. If
my kids ever decided they wanted to go to college,
I would do everything I could to try to get
them into Hillsdale I don't think they're going to go,
but that's where i'd send them. But I don't have
to send them to Hillsdale College to learn. From Hillsdale College.
They can learn right now. I can learn right now.

(28:44):
You can learn right now more than forty free online courses.
More than forty of them. They'll teach you about everything
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(29:06):
You want some history that's not all comed up Hillsdale
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have led with that. No cost Hillsdale dot Edu slash Jesse.
You can learn, I can learn. Life is good. Thank
you Hillsdale forgiving us, giving us that we certainly need it.

(29:28):
All Right, We're gonna do some emails somebody. Somebody wants
to talk about little COVID stuff. Somebody thinks his area
is lost. Somebody wants to talk ultimatums. Next, Jesse Kelly returns.
Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday.

(29:51):
I forgot to tell you I probably should have led
with this in the show. Up. The United States Navy
and a bunch of Marines are heading down to Venezuela
right now. And I don't mean just a ship or two.
Why Brandon Wykert. Halfway through next hour, Brandon Wickert is
going to join us. You know, Brandon, if you listen
to the show at all, he's gonna join us. He's
so good at this stuff. What's going on? And why

(30:14):
is it going on? I'm not totally sure there's not
going to be a military action in South America, so
we'll find out why. All right, let's do some emails. Member,
you can email the show Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse.
You stated earlier tonight the courts dismissed Biden's plan to

(30:34):
fire people if they didn't get the COVID shot was
overturned by the courts. I will say that in Massachusetts,
many people were fired. I worked for the state of Massachusetts,
was denied an exemption and was fired for not getting it.
The Communism is rampant in this state. Look, this comes
back to what I was talking about in the beginning,
about America buying a stake in more companies. We have

(30:59):
ten percent of Intel now and they're talking about doing
more and in a vacuum doesn't sound like a bad idea. Well,
we're just gonna start a fund for Americans. We'll get
a fund. You want the government to have that kind
of control over your company? Remember the United States government

(31:19):
said you have to take this poison shot or you're fired,
and they tried to lean on private companies to do that.
Who do you work for? If your company has to
make a decision, you want the federal government ordering them
to fire you. We are not going to be in
charge forever. That's not how politics works, that's not how

(31:42):
life works. It will end, and no I don't think
it's soon. I do not think its soon. It will end, though,
there is going to be look and by the way,
it could be soon. You know, we've already banked in
because Democrats are insane and demonic. We've already banked in. Oh,
we're going to keep the House. We're gonna keep the
sayingate maybe we won't. We've baked in that. JD. Vance

(32:05):
is going to be the next president in twenty twenty eight,
and I like JD a lot. Okay, happens when jd
Vance God forbid, certainly not wishing that. What if jd
Vance has a heart attack two months before the election.
What if turns out jd Vance is on drugs or something. No,
I don't think JD's on drugs. But life happens. Life

(32:29):
comes at you fast. All of a sudden, it's President
Gavin Newsom with a ten percent stake in Intel. How's
that look? It's got to stop. Remember what the federal
government did during COVID. Remember what they did, how fast
they tried to force you to do things. You won't

(32:49):
go here, you won't open your business there. I remember
here in Texas, I remember Governor Abbott. He's sent a
freaking tactical team with an m RAP an armored vehicle. Sorry,
he sent a tactical team with an armored vehicle to
a bar because they opened and they were serving people beers.

(33:10):
You can go look at the freaking video of it. Today,
they sent in the freaking swat team because someone opened
up a bar. You want the government to own more
private businesses? Mm hmm count me out on that. That's
a no for me. Jesse, How do you handle things
if someone gives you an ultimatum? I have an ironclad

(33:31):
rule on this. The answer is always no. It doesn't
matter what it is. I will not be leaned on.
I will not be threatened. I don't care who is
doing it. The answer is no, do this or else.
The answer is no, period, no matter what, no matter,
it's got to be thrown out there. Jesse started listening
to your TV show via the podcast. I was wondering,

(33:53):
is Chris involved in the TV show as well? Or
is that worthless so called mustard creator not worthy to
be in your presence that long? Well, as you know,
I have a TV show every night as soon as
the radio show ends. It's on the first TV. You
watch it on Apple or Pluto. I think it's on Roker,
It's on a bunch of and stuff whatever. You can
watch it on your phone. Right, it's on the first TV.

(34:15):
It's called I'm right. Have you seen? It? Looks pretty good? Right?
That's how you know Chris isn't involved. It's well produced,
what Chris? That's how you know Chris has nothing to
do with it. It's well produced. It's a good show. The
lighting looks good. So we keep Chris as far away

(34:38):
from that as humanly possible. You always have to look.
It's important to have things in your life that you
really really protect some of your life. Some of your life,
other people are going to invade it. They're going to
ruin it. I mean, that's happen. That's what happens when
you get married. Quit it's a joke. But other people
are going to invade your life in various ways, at work,

(34:59):
at home. It's just part of life. You can't just
live for you. But you have to find that one
thing that you really really treasure and you keep it
and you protect it. Maybe maybe you fish, and maybe
life comes at you now you got kids and a job,
and maybe but make time to go fishing. That's what

(35:20):
TV is for me. It's the one place Chris can't
ruin and I want to keep it that way. Chris,
that's not very nice. Put that finger down. Hey, Bronco,
what's your take on what's your take on the chicken tender?
I've heard of fights at the Golden Corral buffet over
fake crab legs. I never saw a brawl over chicken tenders,

(35:44):
especially on a carnival cruise ship. Oh I love chicken tenders.
I'm not ashamed to admit I'm forty four years old
and I will wreck a tender. But here's the problem
with the tender. The tendy has, For one, you have
to have enough breading on it. It has to be
crispy on the outside, but the chicken has to be

(36:06):
nice and tender and juicy on the inside, and very
few places can pull that off. I don't want to
indite raisin canes because everyone knows the cane sauce is
the greatest thing in the history of the world. And
I'm sure different locations do it differently. Are raising Oh
they don't Chris, but are raisin canes here? My boys

(36:29):
love it, they just love it. The tenders are chewy.
They're not crispy enough. They're chewy. The tender, by itself
is one of the worst chicken tenders I have ever eaten.
But to their credit, they know what they are and
what they're not. It's cane sauce. That's what they're selling.

(36:50):
The glory of cane sauce, because you could put cane
sauce on your in soul and it would be delicious. Gosh,
I love that stuff. I need buy extra next time.
Although I bet it's expensive. I bet it is expensive,
all right. It's Medal of Honor Monday time, and Jewish
producer Chris handed me two different ones. I gotta be honest,

(37:12):
I've in a great mood. I'm thinking about doing both
of them. Chris, should I do both of them? I'm
doing both of them. I'm doing both of them. What you,
Chris said not to, but whatever he says, I automatically
do the opposite and that makes the show better. So
we're going to do both of them. Two Medal of
Honor citations from two different wars next time.
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