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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Show, The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on
a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I am so excited about the show on a Thursday.
We are going to have a good, good time. We're
going to discuss tribalism, how the communist thinks about access
to things, how he treats it when he becomes a gatekeeper.
This will explain a lot of what you're seeing around here.
(00:47):
Democrats continue to double down on insane policies that are unpopular.
We will talk about why Trump is floating the idea
of a new Republican national convention. Couple men medical workers
got arrested for interfering with ice, all that, I have
emails of people wanting a dictator, and so much more
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coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
I want to talk to you for a second about
a completely fake scenario that I've made up. But just
stay with me, all right. I want you to imagine
you have children, you have a spouse, you have children. Okay,
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maybe you do, maybe you don't, but I just want
you to put that picture in your head. Let's say
you're twenty five, spouse, two kids, and you find out
that there's a program if you will a school you
can go to and if you pay, and if you
get into this school, and if you graduate from this school,
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you will get a certificate. But this is not just
any certificate. See, this certificate will give you twenty five
percent more income than people who don't have the certificate.
You you're in kind of a crappy part of town,
rough apartment complex. Vehicle has been broken into several times.
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You can't leave valuables in there anymore. You'd like to
move into that beautiful gated community, Well, they have a pool.
That's only for people who have the certificate. If you
have a certificate, they will allow you to move in there.
I want you to think about your children. Your children
right now, they have to go to a pretty rough school.
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Class size is big, come home with bumps and bruises,
stories of abuse. There was a stabbing last week. And
there is a huge, beautiful new school right next to
that gated neighborhood. But you guessed it. That's only for
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people whose parents have the certificate. If you want your
child in there, every child gets a laptop. If you
want him in that school beautiful and safe, you need
your certificate. And if you get that certificate, occasionally you
won't always know when and where, but occasionally you'll go
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get the mail, there'll just be an envelope full one
hundred dollar bills in there waiting for you. Is that
a thing you would want? That certificate? Well, that completely
ridiculous analogy I just gave you is how communist countries operate.
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And as I walk through this really briefly here, it
will explain so many of the different headlines and things
I'm about to lay out for you here as it
pertains to some of the insanity you see in the
country and why people do and say that things they do.
What I describe to you about that certificate, you understand
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that that's how communist China runs today. If you want
a good, safe government job, better have your certificate, meaning
be a member of the Communist Party. As you know
that members of the Chinese Communist Party make twenty five
percent more than other people. You want access to better schools,
better neighborhoods, better this better that you better be a
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member of the Communist Party. And what happens is that
helps grow the Communist Party. And every member isn't necessarily
a true believer they're oftentimes just people who will pretend
to be true believers and operate like true believers, but
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they just want access to the finer things in life,
and the only way to do that is to get
your certificate. For instance, the tranny stuff's been in the news,
so let's go there, and then we'll move on to
other things, because we're going to go a bunch of
different places with this. The tranny stutspit in the news. Thankfully,
the right has finally grown some guts and we're calling
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insanity insanity again. We can stop pretending that this is
a thing where you can just lop off body parts
and change the sex God made you with. Thankfully, that's
gone more mainstream. This was Jake Tapper last night on CNN.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Piece of the puzzle as to who the shooter was
in Minneapolis, star Rebeting says, according to court records, because
there's been some confusion about what the shooter's name was, Yes,
Robin Westman's mother applied to change your child's name in
twenty nineteen. It was at one point Robert Paul Westman,
but since she identifies as a female and wants her
name to reflect that identification, was underage.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's now Robin her she? Why would you say that
when it's not true it's a boy. Why would you
say that? Does Jake tappert believe that? I truly doubt it.
Does Jake Tapper think that that is popular, that the
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audience will hear him say that and say, yeah, you're right,
it's a she. Of course, he's not dumb. He doesn't
think that at all. In fact, the backlash for twenty
four hours for him has been brutal. So why say it? Well,
do you like making five million dollars a year? Maybe ten?
Don't know his salary, but I promise you it's in
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that range. I guarantee Jake Tapper does. If you would
like to continue hosting a national show on CNN, making
millions of dollars, vacationing on private jets to grease, then
you got to say it. Say it now, it's a she, Right,
it's her. I'm gonna we'll change not the not the
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whole subject, a little bit of it. USDA ends Biden
era program favoring farmers based on race and gender. Do
you remember that the Biden administration they took over and
one of the first things they did not even specifically
about farmers. One of the first things they did this
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was the era of the PPP loans, where you could
just take a forgivable loan out from the government courtesy
of the American taxpayer. You know, one of the very
first things that Biden administration did is said, not for
white people, back of the line. If you're white, your
last get to the back of the line. One of
the most nakedly racist things ever done by the American president.
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And frankly that includes Jefferson Davis. Hey, whitey, get to
the back of the line. Why they've identified who are
their friends, who are their enemies most likely of course,
and for my friends everything, for my enemies the law.
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That's a very old quote, but it's exactly how communists
view everything. If you are likely to be a Democrat,
a Democrat supporter, a Democrat voter, you're going to get
the cream of the crop. Baby, get in line first
for your PPP loan. Come on, come on over, come
on in, whitey, get lost. You probably voted for Trump.
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Let's do another one, Chicago Mayor, that would be Brandon Johnson.
BJ Chicago mayor appoints anti police activist as strategy director
Why is every part of our government so full of freaks? State, local, federal.
(08:45):
Remember that turbo freak loser what was his name, Sam Brinton,
who was dressing up in women's clothes and stealing people's luggage,
that was given a critical national security position inside by
Ayden's White House. How in the world could you allow
that freak into the White House? How could you allow
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a freak like that. Well, he's a member of the party.
He's a member of the party. He gets those juicy jobs.
You don't. What about this loser? Remember that guy? When
monkey poks came out and they were trying to rev
up another scare, and it quickly turned out it was
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a gay disease. It was a disease you got from
being doing a lot of very unsafe, kind of gross things.
And then they started calling it MPOs instead and still
trying to gin up the outrage. And they grabbed some
gay dude who had a devil worshiping thing tattooed on
his body, pictures of him in leather chaps, and they
made him the face of it. I don't even know
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how to say his name, Dimitri, whatever his stupid name is. Yeah,
he's gone.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Now we have those individuals. Wrote in his departure statement
that he identifies ignant women as pregnant people. So that's
not someone who we want in this administration anyway. So
if people are not aligned with the President's vision, in
the Secretary's vision to make our country healthy again, then
we will gladly.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Show them the door.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
How could somebody like that ever get to a prestigious
position with the CDC, somebody who says he him her,
How could he get to that position. Well, he's a
member of the party. He signed up to be a
loyal member of the system. Therefore he gets prestigious positions.
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Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. I need to
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know what a good time and we always have on
that day. But you need to email in your questions
right now. All three hours belong to you. Ask me
anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We will have
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a good time as we always do. Back to what
we were discussing. So much of the insanity you see now,
So much of the reason we have scumbags and idiots
in charge in various forms all across this country, government sector,
private sector, is because communists believe in hiring and patronizing
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other communists, businesses and communist people. They are a loyal
tribe to each other and they will exclude anyone who
is not a party member. You want to hear a
jaw dropper this is a teacher in Michigan.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
We had to take a test to rate our level
of whiteness because our African American, our black kids were struggling.
So we had to take a look at ourselves and
do a test of what our measure of whiteness was,
and then based on our numerical data from that level
of whiteness, we had to stand in a circle. And
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I am a woman of integrity, So I took my
number and I stood and I went, wait a minute.
I teach for medio math classes. It just was so
difficult to be standing in this circle to rate my
level of whiteness because my discipline referrals in my lower
level math classes, I had a higher percentage of African
American black kids, so I was being measured on that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You get the idea, it's for loyal members of the party.
What do you, hey, what are you doing? How could
you give a black kid detention? Are you not? Are
you not a loyal communist? You know you're failing your
loyalty test right now. Looks like you're going to have
to be fired. Headline syllabus data reveals the rise of
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leftist authors in college and a decline of classical authors.
This is from campus reform. Remember we talked about the
different literary societies and where all the scholarship money, where
all the publishing is going. Loyal members to the party.
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This is what we are up against. Not just a
bunch of freaks, not just a bunch of evil people,
but evil people who work exclusively with each other, and
they believe in that, and they believe in purging all
who are not party members. I have discussed it before
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as a system membership card, the system, all the evil
entities who work together, the evil institutions. You must constantly
prove you are a loyal party member, a member in
good standing, in order to continue to have access to
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the things you want to have access to. You want
to keep your teaching job, better stop giving attention to
black kids. You want to keep your five million dollars
a year job at CNN, Better call that training a she.
It's a she, it's a her. Right, you better say it.
Say it. I want to hear you say it over
and over and over again. We see it. And this
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is why I have discussed how and why these people
have killed and will continue to kill everything they touch,
and why you have to ensure they are never granted
access to your church, your school, your business, your government institutions.
Wherever they land. They will bring that poison into it
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and they will kill it. Sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly, they
will kill it. Look, I'm not going to belabor the
point because who cares about Cracker Barrel anymore? But I'll
bring it up again. This iconic American company that was
an old country store. That was its appeal. Come on in,
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sit on a rocking chair, buy some pancake mix that
looks like it was from the old West. Sit down,
have some biscuits and some egs and some grits, and
call it a morning. Gave people a feeling of down
home Americana. But what happened. Communists slowly but surely started
slithering their way through the corporate boardroom. Soon Cracker barrels
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sponsoring tranny crap drag parades. They have a big LGBTQ
splash page, and they remade the logo to get rid
of the old white guy. That's what they do everywhere.
We have to acknowledge it and we have to learn
to cut them out. And I'll stress this again. If
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you allow these people into your organization, maybe you're a
school administrator listening to me. That teacher with the Black
Lives Matter flag teaching third grade. Oh, she's going to
destroy more than just third grade. You better get her out,
you employers, that angry, bitter feminist you just brought in
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for HR because that's where they always go HR. Maybe
you're get dismissive of it. I'm the boss. I'm not
worried about it. Oh, you have no idea the tumor
you just brought into your company. You better cut it
out and get it out quickly. Wherever they are, they
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bring their religion with them. They don't know how to
set it aside any more than a born again Christian
can set aside Jesus. They bring it with them. They
are there to push it forward, and they will kill
wherever you allow them into. Look at what they did
to medical schools. How many doctors and medical associations now
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will stand up up with their doctor's coats on and
say a man could become a woman. Ridiculous. All right,
let's do some emails. Actually, move on, do some other
things before we do those. Oh, well, here's one Bronco.
Congrats on the new kimono he's talking about my robe,
No big deal. If you decide to wear it to
the gas station, you might want to strap on a
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thing iheard Spotify iTunes. Dear Bronco, the subject to this
one is is it time for a right wing dictator?
Is it time for the right wing dick you talked
about the other day. I can't help but think about
what the left has done to this country. The school
shooting is a prime example of their savagery. Then he
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goes on a list, a bunch of stuff. If we
ever had a Franco or Pinochet type on the ballot,
you best believe I'm voting for him. I draw the
line with murdering children. It's a matter of time before
the others do too. I've just had enough, says his
name is Mike. Okay, let's talk. There is going to
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be something that you and I we are going to
go through in the coming years, and we are going
to have to work very very hard to not give
in to temptation. Okay, very very hard, because I am
going to be tempted, and I promise you are going
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to be tempted. And here is the temptation. As we
see the demons on the left get worse and worse
and worse, more crazy, more violent, more crazy, more violent,
and as we see the carnage they leave behind, whether
it's an illegal kill and a whole family on a highway,
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or a rape or a murder or whatever, the real carnage,
real people harmed. We are going to be filled with
righteous anger. I'm not saying your anger is wrong. It
is not wrong at all. I want this to stop.
Someone make this stop. You better make that stop. Someone
stop it. I'm going to go through the exact and
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am I'm going through the same thing you're going through
right now, the exact same thing. As we are filled
with our righteous anger. We are going to be tempted
at the thought of a dictator. It is going to
be tempting. I get I read all your emails. Many
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are already there. Maybe you are already there, Jesse. I
don't care. I've had enough. Give me Franco, right, I
don't care. I want a king to strike down all
these filthy communists. I want a king. Don't give in
the temptation. We can and should push to be much
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much harder on the communists. Throw them in prison when
they break the law. We should, through a variety of means,
work to purge them from various institutions, in companies. There's
no question we need to be aggressive with them, aggressively
getting them out of wherever they are. We should get
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to the root cause of why so many succumb to communism. Really,
it's a lack of gratitude, a lack of happiness that
that's so much of it comes back to. We should
be very anti communist and aggressively anti communist. But well,
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna play you something. I
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want you to listen to this. This was an Aaron
Cohen on Fox News. He I believe he's former Israeli
special forces something like that. This is Aaron Cohen on
Fox News. Now, I want you to listen to this
and just be honest with yourself. You don't have to
tell me how does this make you feel?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I am now about to launch Gideon, America's first ever
AI threat detection platform, built specifically for law enforcement. It
scrapes the internet twenty four to seven using it is
really great ontology to pull specific threat language and then
routes into local law enforcement. So twenty four to seven detective.
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It never sleeps and it's going to get us in
front of these attacks.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
What did have picked up on this?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
To you?
Speaker 6 (23:59):
One percent? I wish, I wish my program would already
be up. We're not launching until next week. This is
America's early warning system.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
How does that make you feel? Look, we're fresh off
of something terrible that happened yesterday. The shooting emotions are
still raw. You're still sad. I'm still sad. You're still angry.
I'm still angry. How does that make you feel? I'll
play it again. What do you think about this? If
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you could right now, if the decision was in your hands,
and this thing does everything this guy says it does,
you get to make the call. Are you flipping that
switch on or flipping it off?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I am now about to launch Gideon, America's first ever
AI threat detection platform, built specifically for law enforcement. It
scrapes the internet twenty four to seven. Using it is
really great ontology to pull specific threat language and then
routes into local law enforce. So twenty four to seven detective.
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It never sleeps and it's going to get us in
front of these attacks.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What did it have picked up on this? To you?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
One hundred percent? I wish I wish my program would
already be up. We're not launching until next week. This
is America's early warning system.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
We're deploying a system. I'm not saying we're doing this,
by the way, I haven't got confirmation on that, but
let's just say we were. We're going to deploy a
system that scans all your social media posts, everything you
put on Facebook, anywhere else. It scans it twenty four
hours a day, and if it detects threats, it's going
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to route it to local law enforcement so they can
come knock on your door. You on board with that?
Do I need to remind you the kind of people
we're dealing with here, especially when it comes to the
tech industry government programs. Remember this little tidbit I've played
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for you many times before. This big tech guy Mark
Andresen talking about what the bide administration wanted him, said
they were about to do with AI. Artificial intelligence.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Meetings were absolutely horrifying, and we came out basically deciding
we had to endorse Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What did you hear in those meetings?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
AI's a technology basically that the government is going to
completely control. This is not going to be a startup thing.
They actually said flat out to us, don't start, don't
do AI startups, like, don't don't fund AI startups. It's
not something that we're going to allow to happen. They're
not going to be allowed to exist. There's no point.
They basically said, AI is going to be a game
of two or three big companies working closely with the government,
and we're going to basically wrap them in a you know,
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I'm paraphrasing, but we're going to basically wrap them in
a government cocoon. We're going to protect them from competition,
we're going to control them, and we're going to dictate
what they do. And then I said, well, I said,
I don't understand how you're going to lock this down
so much, because like the math for you know, AI
is like out there and it's being taught everywhere, and
you know, they literally said well, you know, the Cold War,
we classified entire areas of physics and took them out
of the research community, and like entire branches of physics
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basically went dark and didn't proceed. And that if we
decide we need to, we're gonna do the same thing
to the math underneath. AI. Wow, And I said, I've
just learned two very important things, because I wasn't aware
of the former, and I wasn't aware that you were,
you know, even conceiving of doing it to the latter.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Do you want the government deploying a twenty four to
seven Internet cop to figure out if you're one of
those dangerous types? Do you believe that the Trump administration
will be the only ones who ever hold the keys
to power like that? What do you think? I'll tell
you what. Let's walk down memory lane here just for
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a minute, just for a minute. Remember COVID, Remember the
COVID restrictions, the masks, don't open your restaurant. You remember
all these things. We talked about this the other day.
How many cops refuse to enforce those things. Now, imagine
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your local police department getting orders from the federal government
that you posted some anti government meme up on your Instagram. Hey,
we found out about Bob Ooh. He looks like he
doesn't like the ATF. This guy looks like a potential
shooter to me, Let's get the cops down there. It's very,
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very tempting, in the face of all this evil to
cry out for an earthly king. It is the most
tempting thing in the world. And I'll be honest with you,
I don't think I'll be able to talk people out
of it. I've told you before, don't. I see it
as inevitable. It always ends up that way. The communist
animals can't control themselves. The people eventually find a strong
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man to go smite them. I want to be free.
We should, We should resist temptation. All right, all right,
let's do some lighter stuff, shall we. I don't want
to be heavy, although if it is heavy, I can
lift is as heavy as ten boxes that you might
be moving. Honestly, with my male vitality stack from chalk
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flowing through my veins, I bet I can lift eleven boxes,
maybe twelve boxes, maybe thirteen. I don't look. I've only
been taking a male vitality stack for three years. I
have testosterone dripping out of my pores. Who knows how
many boxes I could lift? Do you want to lift
a lot of boxes? Do you want to feel good?
I'll tell you what. Ladies, I want you to listen
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to this because I talk about testosterone. Listen to this. Jesse.
I just received my third chalk delivery. I'm a thirty
six year old female and I ordered a female vitality stack.
I think it officially kicked in last week. I feel
like a ping pong ball kind of jittery, but in
a good energetic way. So much so for fifteen years.
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I started up my old insanity DVDs from Beach Body,
remember those commercials. Thank you for the recommendation. It's from Rachel.
Want to pull out your old DVDs and do them
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slash Jesse. You're about to feel so good. We'll be back,
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Thursday. Minding you you can email the show you're
asked doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Now let's clear out some of this room
before we talk about democrats. Doubling down on all the
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insanity some of the reasons around that. Before we get
Before we get to any of that, let's get on,
dear soon to be shower brusher. We were talking yesterday
about brushing your teeth in the shower, and I don't
see a downside to it. Jewish producer Chris was mad.
He was talking about dirty. The showers like the cleanest place, Chris,
that's where you get clean. What. I'm not gonna end
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up with soap in my mouth. I'm not gonna do
it all at once, Chris. Anyway, I too, am a
shower brusher, and I assure you it's by far the
most efficient means of getting clean. In fact, I shave
in the shower as well. The rinse is all right there. Afterwards,
I cleaned everything with tile spray. I think I'm gonna
start doing a lot more in the shower. Who doesn't
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like the shower. The phones are all waterproof now, so
you can bring your phone in there. If you're listening
to a podcast, maybe watching the game, you turn it
on on your phone. You just go in there and
hunker down for a while. I'm a little concerned about
the water bill per se but I'm gonna get a seat. What, Chris,
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don't you think that's a good idea? Get a little stool.
I think there might be some pushback from Ob if
she catches me. What, Chris, what, I'm not gonna double
the water bill I'll use I'm usually a five minute
shower guy. Maybe Ob marvels at how fast I can
just get in there and get clean. It's that's it.
(32:17):
Five minutes shower. I'm not in there hanging out. I
think I'm gonna change my whole lot look on life.
I might be twenty minute shower guy. Now I can
do that, and then though my RoboN? What Chris jealous Bronco.
I've tried several things wrapped in bacon. Can't figure out
what all the fuss is about. It all seems overrated.
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What are the menu whispers thoughts on anything bacon wrapped?
He says, Chris, we all know you people don't have
an opinion on this, so please no comments. Yeah, I'm
not even kidding. Jewish producer Chris just just ordered a
Chicken club and had me remove the bacon. I just
I understand. I'm respectful of your beliefs. You know how
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much that hurt me to take the bacon off of it.
It just it hurt me. All Right, you know what,
I'm gonna let that go. For Chris. Here's the thing.
I had bacon for breakfast. Okay, three slices bacon, some
scramby eggs. I'm a bacon man. You like bacon. I
like bacon. Everyone but Chris. We all like bacon. Okay,
(33:19):
I got it. But why do we like bacon. It's
salt and fat, that's all. Salt and fat are delicious.
Fat is delicious, salt is delicious. When you combine the
two things, they're delicious. I too, do not like bacon
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wrapped things because almost all the time the bake the
bacon is trying to add flavor to something that sucks.
Meat loaf people are the worst ones for this. They're
the first one that comes to mind. Whenever you trash
on the garbage that is meat loaf, you will inevitably
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get someone who emails in. You've never had my grandma's
special recipe. She wraps it in bacon. I know it's good,
it's wrapped in bacon. That doesn't make the meat love good.
But I have another complaint too about bacon wrapped things.
And I went through this at my house when I
was trying to stuff jalapenos. I'm a jalapeno freak. It
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is the most superior pepper out there. I will not
hear any arguments otherwise. It's completely versatile. You can put
it in everything, and should put it in everything. I
love jalapenos. So I got these ones in the grocery
store they were on sale, got home, cleaned them out,
stuffed them full of cheese and there was some other stuff.
(34:44):
Just stuffed them full of things. Did you just sneer
at my cheese stuffed jalapeno? It's Chris what sausage stuffed halopenos?
I didn't have sausage, okay, pal I had cheese, So
that's what I put in them. Anyway, I stuff them
full of cheese and everything, and then I wrap them
in bacon stick a little toothpick in there. I'm trying
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to follow the YouTube orders right. Nothing is ever done
in the right amount of time. The bacon is either
undercooked and everything else is done and you have to
pull it off, or the bacon is overcooked and now
it's turned into freaking dust. It's awful, absolutely awful. You
know what else is awful? This kind of rhetoric.
Speaker 8 (35:30):
This is not Germany. That's the SS and the good Stuppo.
This is the United States of America. I unmask yourselves.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
That's a member of Congress, John Marson of Connecticut. Let's
let's play it again.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
This is not Germany. That's the SS and the good stoppo.
This is the United States of America. I nmask yourselves.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh, I can't wait to have this discussion. We're gonna
do one more email first, Jesse, does Fred ever lose
his footing and slide on the tile in the house
if you have tile? I can't imagine a world famous
book author doesn't have a tile floor. Anyway, my little buddy,
bark face, he started losing his legs and fliding on
the sliding on the floor. Will rough Greens possibly help
(36:23):
with this? Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm
just leveling with you here. I love rough Greens. As
you know. Rough Greens fixed Fred's digestive issues. As you know,
I told you that many many times before. He used
to have digestive issues all the time. Now never. He
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can even ride in the car now without having problems.
Fred still falls down. Okay, he still is really generally
pretty useless. To be honest with you, he is the
sweetest animal in the history of mankind. But I have
seen Fred. Fred's not old. Fred is I think he's five.
(37:04):
I have seen Fred walk up the stairs. He's walking
up the stairs and his feet go out from under
him and he just slides and falls down on the stairs.
Chris said, how, I have no idea. We all marveled
at it, and we're of course the whole family jumps, Oh,
poor Fred, And then it was, yeah, it was extremely embarrassing.
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is Democrats down on the idiocy as the poll shows
the huge popularity of Trump's crime fighting efforts. Okay, it's
extremely popular. What he's doing right now is so popular
(38:14):
that even the mayor of Washington, d C. Saying things
like this, having.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
More federal law enforcement officers on the street, we think,
having more stops that got to illegal guns has helped.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Why can't the national party stand for it. We'll talk
about this in depth next
This is a Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Show, The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on
a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I am so excited about the show on a Thursday.
We are going to have a good, good time. We're
going to discuss tribalism, how the communist thinks about access
to things, how he treats it when he becomes a gatekeeper.
This will explain a lot of what you're seeing around here.
(00:47):
Democrats continue to double down on insane policies that are unpopular.
We will talk about why Trump is floating the idea
of a new Republican national convention. Couple men medical workers
got arrested for interfering with ice, all that, I have
emails of people wanting a dictator, and so much more
(01:08):
coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
I want to talk to you for a second about
a completely fake scenario that I've made up. But just
stay with me, all right. I want you to imagine
you have children, you have a spouse, you have children. Okay,
(01:31):
maybe you do, maybe you don't, but I just want
you to put that picture in your head. Let's say
you're twenty five, spouse, two kids, and you find out
that there's a program if you will a school you
can go to and if you pay, and if you
get into this school, and if you graduate from this school,
(01:55):
you will get a certificate. But this is not just
any certificate. See, this certificate will give you twenty five
percent more income than people who don't have the certificate.
You you're in kind of a crappy part of town,
rough apartment complex. Vehicle has been broken into several times.
(02:17):
You can't leave valuables in there anymore. You'd like to
move into that beautiful gated community, Well, they have a pool.
That's only for people who have the certificate. If you
have a certificate, they will allow you to move in there.
I want you to think about your children. Your children
right now, they have to go to a pretty rough school.
(02:42):
Class size is big, come home with bumps and bruises,
stories of abuse. There was a stabbing last week. And
there is a huge, beautiful new school right next to
that gated neighborhood. But you guessed it. That's only for
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people whose parents have the certificate. If you want your
child in there, every child gets a laptop. If you
want him in that school beautiful and safe, you need
your certificate. And if you get that certificate, occasionally you
won't always know when and where, but occasionally you'll go
(03:24):
get the mail, there'll just be an envelope full one
hundred dollar bills in there waiting for you. Is that
a thing you would want? That certificate? Well, that completely
ridiculous analogy I just gave you is how communist countries operate.
(03:44):
And as I walk through this really briefly here, it
will explain so many of the different headlines and things
I'm about to lay out for you here as it
pertains to some of the insanity you see in the
country and why people do and say that things they do.
What I describe to you about that certificate, you understand
(04:04):
that that's how communist China runs today. If you want
a good, safe government job, better have your certificate, meaning
be a member of the Communist Party. As you know
that members of the Chinese Communist Party make twenty five
percent more than other people. You want access to better schools,
better neighborhoods, better this better that you better be a
(04:26):
member of the Communist Party. And what happens is that
helps grow the Communist Party. And every member isn't necessarily
a true believer they're oftentimes just people who will pretend
to be true believers and operate like true believers, but
(04:46):
they just want access to the finer things in life,
and the only way to do that is to get
your certificate. For instance, the tranny stuff's been in the news,
so let's go there, and then we'll move on to
other things, because we're going to go a bunch of
different places with this. The tranny stutspit in the news. Thankfully,
the right has finally grown some guts and we're calling
(05:09):
insanity insanity again. We can stop pretending that this is
a thing where you can just lop off body parts
and change the sex God made you with. Thankfully, that's
gone more mainstream. This was Jake Tapper last night on CNN.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Piece of the puzzle as to who the shooter was
in Minneapolis, star Rebeting says, according to court records, because
there's been some confusion about what the shooter's name was, Yes,
Robin Westman's mother applied to change your child's name in
twenty nineteen. It was at one point Robert Paul Westman,
but since she identifies as a female and wants her
name to reflect that identification, was underage.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's now Robin her she? Why would you say that
when it's not true it's a boy. Why would you
say that? Does Jake tappert believe that? I truly doubt it.
Does Jake Tapper think that that is popular, that the
(06:08):
audience will hear him say that and say, yeah, you're right,
it's a she. Of course, he's not dumb. He doesn't
think that at all. In fact, the backlash for twenty
four hours for him has been brutal. So why say it? Well,
do you like making five million dollars a year? Maybe ten?
Don't know his salary, but I promise you it's in
(06:29):
that range. I guarantee Jake Tapper does. If you would
like to continue hosting a national show on CNN, making
millions of dollars, vacationing on private jets to grease, then
you got to say it. Say it now, it's a she, Right,
it's her. I'm gonna we'll change not the not the
(06:54):
whole subject, a little bit of it. USDA ends Biden
era program favoring farmers based on race and gender. Do
you remember that the Biden administration they took over and
one of the first things they did not even specifically
about farmers. One of the first things they did this
(07:17):
was the era of the PPP loans, where you could
just take a forgivable loan out from the government courtesy
of the American taxpayer. You know, one of the very
first things that Biden administration did is said, not for
white people, back of the line. If you're white, your
last get to the back of the line. One of
the most nakedly racist things ever done by the American president.
(07:40):
And frankly that includes Jefferson Davis. Hey, whitey, get to
the back of the line. Why they've identified who are
their friends, who are their enemies most likely of course,
and for my friends everything, for my enemies the law.
(08:02):
That's a very old quote, but it's exactly how communists
view everything. If you are likely to be a Democrat,
a Democrat supporter, a Democrat voter, you're going to get
the cream of the crop. Baby, get in line first
for your PPP loan. Come on, come on over, come
on in, whitey, get lost. You probably voted for Trump.
(08:24):
Let's do another one, Chicago Mayor, that would be Brandon Johnson.
BJ Chicago mayor appoints anti police activist as strategy director
Why is every part of our government so full of freaks? State, local, federal.
(08:45):
Remember that turbo freak loser what was his name, Sam Brinton,
who was dressing up in women's clothes and stealing people's luggage,
that was given a critical national security position inside by
Ayden's White House. How in the world could you allow
that freak into the White House? How could you allow
(09:07):
a freak like that. Well, he's a member of the party.
He's a member of the party. He gets those juicy jobs.
You don't. What about this loser? Remember that guy? When
monkey poks came out and they were trying to rev
up another scare, and it quickly turned out it was
(09:29):
a gay disease. It was a disease you got from
being doing a lot of very unsafe, kind of gross things.
And then they started calling it MPOs instead and still
trying to gin up the outrage. And they grabbed some
gay dude who had a devil worshiping thing tattooed on
his body, pictures of him in leather chaps, and they
made him the face of it. I don't even know
(09:50):
how to say his name, Dimitri, whatever his stupid name is. Yeah,
he's gone.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Now we have those individuals. Wrote in his departure statement
that he identifies ignant women as pregnant people. So that's
not someone who we want in this administration anyway. So
if people are not aligned with the President's vision, in
the Secretary's vision to make our country healthy again, then
we will gladly.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Show them the door.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
How could somebody like that ever get to a prestigious
position with the CDC, somebody who says he him her,
How could he get to that position. Well, he's a
member of the party. He signed up to be a
loyal member of the system. Therefore he gets prestigious positions.
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Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. I need to
remind you that tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday. You
know what a good time and we always have on
that day. But you need to email in your questions
right now. All three hours belong to you. Ask me
anything Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We will have
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a good time as we always do. Back to what
we were discussing. So much of the insanity you see now,
So much of the reason we have scumbags and idiots
in charge in various forms all across this country, government sector,
private sector, is because communists believe in hiring and patronizing
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other communists, businesses and communist people. They are a loyal
tribe to each other and they will exclude anyone who
is not a party member. You want to hear a
jaw dropper this is a teacher in Michigan.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
We had to take a test to rate our level
of whiteness because our African American, our black kids were struggling.
So we had to take a look at ourselves and
do a test of what our measure of whiteness was,
and then based on our numerical data from that level
of whiteness, we had to stand in a circle. And
(13:11):
I am a woman of integrity, So I took my
number and I stood and I went, wait a minute.
I teach for medio math classes. It just was so
difficult to be standing in this circle to rate my
level of whiteness because my discipline referrals in my lower
level math classes, I had a higher percentage of African
American black kids, so I was being measured on that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You get the idea, it's for loyal members of the party.
What do you, hey, what are you doing? How could
you give a black kid detention? Are you not? Are
you not a loyal communist? You know you're failing your
loyalty test right now. Looks like you're going to have
to be fired. Headline syllabus data reveals the rise of
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leftist authors in college and a decline of classical authors.
This is from campus reform. Remember we talked about the
different literary societies and where all the scholarship money, where
all the publishing is going. Loyal members to the party.
(14:20):
This is what we are up against. Not just a
bunch of freaks, not just a bunch of evil people,
but evil people who work exclusively with each other, and
they believe in that, and they believe in purging all
who are not party members. I have discussed it before
(14:41):
as a system membership card, the system, all the evil
entities who work together, the evil institutions. You must constantly
prove you are a loyal party member, a member in
good standing, in order to continue to have access to
(15:03):
the things you want to have access to. You want
to keep your teaching job, better stop giving attention to
black kids. You want to keep your five million dollars
a year job at CNN, Better call that training a she.
It's a she, it's a her. Right, you better say it.
Say it. I want to hear you say it over
and over and over again. We see it. And this
(15:23):
is why I have discussed how and why these people
have killed and will continue to kill everything they touch,
and why you have to ensure they are never granted
access to your church, your school, your business, your government institutions.
Wherever they land. They will bring that poison into it
(15:46):
and they will kill it. Sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly, they
will kill it. Look, I'm not going to belabor the
point because who cares about Cracker Barrel anymore? But I'll
bring it up again. This iconic American company that was
an old country store. That was its appeal. Come on in,
(16:07):
sit on a rocking chair, buy some pancake mix that
looks like it was from the old West. Sit down,
have some biscuits and some egs and some grits, and
call it a morning. Gave people a feeling of down
home Americana. But what happened. Communists slowly but surely started
slithering their way through the corporate boardroom. Soon Cracker barrels
(16:30):
sponsoring tranny crap drag parades. They have a big LGBTQ
splash page, and they remade the logo to get rid
of the old white guy. That's what they do everywhere.
We have to acknowledge it and we have to learn
to cut them out. And I'll stress this again. If
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you allow these people into your organization, maybe you're a
school administrator listening to me. That teacher with the Black
Lives Matter flag teaching third grade. Oh, she's going to
destroy more than just third grade. You better get her out,
you employers, that angry, bitter feminist you just brought in
(17:17):
for HR because that's where they always go HR. Maybe
you're get dismissive of it. I'm the boss. I'm not
worried about it. Oh, you have no idea the tumor
you just brought into your company. You better cut it
out and get it out quickly. Wherever they are, they
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bring their religion with them. They don't know how to
set it aside any more than a born again Christian
can set aside Jesus. They bring it with them. They
are there to push it forward, and they will kill
wherever you allow them into. Look at what they did
to medical schools. How many doctors and medical associations now
(17:59):
will stand up up with their doctor's coats on and
say a man could become a woman. Ridiculous. All right,
let's do some emails. Actually, move on, do some other
things before we do those. Oh, well, here's one Bronco.
Congrats on the new kimono he's talking about my robe,
No big deal. If you decide to wear it to
the gas station, you might want to strap on a
(18:20):
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mistaken for the world's tallest gasia. You know what, that's
not very nice. And in fact, I have that umbrella,
remember that looks like a samurai sword. I brought it
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thing iheard Spotify iTunes. Dear Bronco, the subject to this
one is is it time for a right wing dictator?
Is it time for the right wing dick you talked
about the other day. I can't help but think about
what the left has done to this country. The school
shooting is a prime example of their savagery. Then he
(20:10):
goes on a list, a bunch of stuff. If we
ever had a Franco or Pinochet type on the ballot,
you best believe I'm voting for him. I draw the
line with murdering children. It's a matter of time before
the others do too. I've just had enough, says his
name is Mike. Okay, let's talk. There is going to
(20:36):
be something that you and I we are going to
go through in the coming years, and we are going
to have to work very very hard to not give
in to temptation. Okay, very very hard, because I am
going to be tempted, and I promise you are going
(20:59):
to be tempted. And here is the temptation. As we
see the demons on the left get worse and worse
and worse, more crazy, more violent, more crazy, more violent,
and as we see the carnage they leave behind, whether
it's an illegal kill and a whole family on a highway,
(21:21):
or a rape or a murder or whatever, the real carnage,
real people harmed. We are going to be filled with
righteous anger. I'm not saying your anger is wrong. It
is not wrong at all. I want this to stop.
Someone make this stop. You better make that stop. Someone
stop it. I'm going to go through the exact and
(21:44):
am I'm going through the same thing you're going through
right now, the exact same thing. As we are filled
with our righteous anger. We are going to be tempted
at the thought of a dictator. It is going to
be tempting. I get I read all your emails. Many
(22:05):
are already there. Maybe you are already there, Jesse. I
don't care. I've had enough. Give me Franco, right, I
don't care. I want a king to strike down all
these filthy communists. I want a king. Don't give in
the temptation. We can and should push to be much
(22:27):
much harder on the communists. Throw them in prison when
they break the law. We should, through a variety of means,
work to purge them from various institutions, in companies. There's
no question we need to be aggressive with them, aggressively
getting them out of wherever they are. We should get
(22:52):
to the root cause of why so many succumb to communism. Really,
it's a lack of gratitude, a lack of happiness that
that's so much of it comes back to. We should
be very anti communist and aggressively anti communist. But well,
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna play you something. I
(23:14):
want you to listen to this. This was an Aaron
Cohen on Fox News. He I believe he's former Israeli
special forces something like that. This is Aaron Cohen on
Fox News. Now, I want you to listen to this
and just be honest with yourself. You don't have to
tell me how does this make you feel?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
I am now about to launch Gideon, America's first ever
AI threat detection platform, built specifically for law enforcement. It
scrapes the internet twenty four to seven using it is
really great ontology to pull specific threat language and then
routes into local law enforcement. So twenty four to seven detective.
(23:53):
It never sleeps and it's going to get us in
front of these attacks.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
What did have picked up on this?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
To you?
Speaker 6 (23:59):
One percent? I wish, I wish my program would already
be up. We're not launching until next week. This is
America's early warning system.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
How does that make you feel? Look, we're fresh off
of something terrible that happened yesterday. The shooting emotions are
still raw. You're still sad. I'm still sad. You're still angry.
I'm still angry. How does that make you feel? I'll
play it again. What do you think about this? If
(24:30):
you could right now, if the decision was in your hands,
and this thing does everything this guy says it does,
you get to make the call. Are you flipping that
switch on or flipping it off?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I am now about to launch Gideon, America's first ever
AI threat detection platform, built specifically for law enforcement. It
scrapes the internet twenty four to seven. Using it is
really great ontology to pull specific threat language and then
routes into local law enforce. So twenty four to seven detective.
(25:02):
It never sleeps and it's going to get us in
front of these attacks.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What did it have picked up on this? To you?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
One hundred percent? I wish I wish my program would
already be up. We're not launching until next week. This
is America's early warning system.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
We're deploying a system. I'm not saying we're doing this,
by the way, I haven't got confirmation on that, but
let's just say we were. We're going to deploy a
system that scans all your social media posts, everything you
put on Facebook, anywhere else. It scans it twenty four
hours a day, and if it detects threats, it's going
(25:42):
to route it to local law enforcement so they can
come knock on your door. You on board with that?
Do I need to remind you the kind of people
we're dealing with here, especially when it comes to the
tech industry government programs. Remember this little tidbit I've played
(26:04):
for you many times before. This big tech guy Mark
Andresen talking about what the bide administration wanted him, said
they were about to do with AI. Artificial intelligence.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Meetings were absolutely horrifying, and we came out basically deciding
we had to endorse Trump.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What did you hear in those meetings?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
AI's a technology basically that the government is going to
completely control. This is not going to be a startup thing.
They actually said flat out to us, don't start, don't
do AI startups, like, don't don't fund AI startups. It's
not something that we're going to allow to happen. They're
not going to be allowed to exist. There's no point.
They basically said, AI is going to be a game
of two or three big companies working closely with the government,
and we're going to basically wrap them in a you know,
(26:43):
I'm paraphrasing, but we're going to basically wrap them in
a government cocoon. We're going to protect them from competition,
we're going to control them, and we're going to dictate
what they do. And then I said, well, I said,
I don't understand how you're going to lock this down
so much, because like the math for you know, AI
is like out there and it's being taught everywhere, and
you know, they literally said well, you know, the Cold War,
we classified entire areas of physics and took them out
of the research community, and like entire branches of physics
(27:07):
basically went dark and didn't proceed. And that if we
decide we need to, we're gonna do the same thing
to the math underneath. AI. Wow, And I said, I've
just learned two very important things, because I wasn't aware
of the former, and I wasn't aware that you were,
you know, even conceiving of doing it to the latter.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Do you want the government deploying a twenty four to
seven Internet cop to figure out if you're one of
those dangerous types? Do you believe that the Trump administration
will be the only ones who ever hold the keys
to power like that? What do you think? I'll tell
you what. Let's walk down memory lane here just for
(27:46):
a minute, just for a minute. Remember COVID, Remember the
COVID restrictions, the masks, don't open your restaurant. You remember
all these things. We talked about this the other day.
How many cops refuse to enforce those things. Now, imagine
(28:07):
your local police department getting orders from the federal government
that you posted some anti government meme up on your Instagram. Hey,
we found out about Bob Ooh. He looks like he
doesn't like the ATF. This guy looks like a potential
shooter to me, Let's get the cops down there. It's very,
(28:33):
very tempting, in the face of all this evil to
cry out for an earthly king. It is the most
tempting thing in the world. And I'll be honest with you,
I don't think I'll be able to talk people out
of it. I've told you before, don't. I see it
as inevitable. It always ends up that way. The communist
animals can't control themselves. The people eventually find a strong
(28:55):
man to go smite them. I want to be free.
We should, We should resist temptation. All right, all right,
let's do some lighter stuff, shall we. I don't want
to be heavy, although if it is heavy, I can
lift is as heavy as ten boxes that you might
be moving. Honestly, with my male vitality stack from chalk
(29:18):
flowing through my veins, I bet I can lift eleven boxes,
maybe twelve boxes, maybe thirteen. I don't look. I've only
been taking a male vitality stack for three years. I
have testosterone dripping out of my pores. Who knows how
many boxes I could lift? Do you want to lift
a lot of boxes? Do you want to feel good?
I'll tell you what. Ladies, I want you to listen
(29:39):
to this because I talk about testosterone. Listen to this. Jesse.
I just received my third chalk delivery. I'm a thirty
six year old female and I ordered a female vitality stack.
I think it officially kicked in last week. I feel
like a ping pong ball kind of jittery, but in
a good energetic way. So much so for fifteen years.
(30:01):
I started up my old insanity DVDs from Beach Body,
remember those commercials. Thank you for the recommendation. It's from Rachel.
Want to pull out your old DVDs and do them
like you're twenty years old again. Choq Chuck dot com
slash Jesse. You're about to feel so good. We'll be back,
(30:24):
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Thursday. Minding you you can email the show you're
asked doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. Now let's clear out some of this room
before we talk about democrats. Doubling down on all the
(30:45):
insanity some of the reasons around that. Before we get
Before we get to any of that, let's get on,
dear soon to be shower brusher. We were talking yesterday
about brushing your teeth in the shower, and I don't
see a downside to it. Jewish producer Chris was mad.
He was talking about dirty. The showers like the cleanest place, Chris,
that's where you get clean. What. I'm not gonna end
(31:08):
up with soap in my mouth. I'm not gonna do
it all at once, Chris. Anyway, I too, am a
shower brusher, and I assure you it's by far the
most efficient means of getting clean. In fact, I shave
in the shower as well. The rinse is all right there. Afterwards,
I cleaned everything with tile spray. I think I'm gonna
start doing a lot more in the shower. Who doesn't
(31:32):
like the shower. The phones are all waterproof now, so
you can bring your phone in there. If you're listening
to a podcast, maybe watching the game, you turn it
on on your phone. You just go in there and
hunker down for a while. I'm a little concerned about
the water bill per se but I'm gonna get a seat. What, Chris,
(31:57):
don't you think that's a good idea? Get a little stool.
I think there might be some pushback from Ob if
she catches me. What, Chris, what, I'm not gonna double
the water bill I'll use I'm usually a five minute
shower guy. Maybe Ob marvels at how fast I can
just get in there and get clean. It's that's it.
(32:17):
Five minutes shower. I'm not in there hanging out. I
think I'm gonna change my whole lot look on life.
I might be twenty minute shower guy. Now I can
do that, and then though my RoboN? What Chris jealous Bronco.
I've tried several things wrapped in bacon. Can't figure out
what all the fuss is about. It all seems overrated.
(32:37):
What are the menu whispers thoughts on anything bacon wrapped?
He says, Chris, we all know you people don't have
an opinion on this, so please no comments. Yeah, I'm
not even kidding. Jewish producer Chris just just ordered a
Chicken club and had me remove the bacon. I just
I understand. I'm respectful of your beliefs. You know how
(32:59):
much that hurt me to take the bacon off of it.
It just it hurt me. All Right, you know what,
I'm gonna let that go. For Chris. Here's the thing.
I had bacon for breakfast. Okay, three slices bacon, some
scramby eggs. I'm a bacon man. You like bacon. I
like bacon. Everyone but Chris. We all like bacon. Okay,
(33:19):
I got it. But why do we like bacon. It's
salt and fat, that's all. Salt and fat are delicious.
Fat is delicious, salt is delicious. When you combine the
two things, they're delicious. I too, do not like bacon
(33:40):
wrapped things because almost all the time the bake the
bacon is trying to add flavor to something that sucks.
Meat loaf people are the worst ones for this. They're
the first one that comes to mind. Whenever you trash
on the garbage that is meat loaf, you will inevitably
(34:01):
get someone who emails in. You've never had my grandma's
special recipe. She wraps it in bacon. I know it's good,
it's wrapped in bacon. That doesn't make the meat love good.
But I have another complaint too about bacon wrapped things.
And I went through this at my house when I
was trying to stuff jalapenos. I'm a jalapeno freak. It
(34:24):
is the most superior pepper out there. I will not
hear any arguments otherwise. It's completely versatile. You can put
it in everything, and should put it in everything. I
love jalapenos. So I got these ones in the grocery
store they were on sale, got home, cleaned them out,
stuffed them full of cheese and there was some other stuff.
(34:44):
Just stuffed them full of things. Did you just sneer
at my cheese stuffed jalapeno? It's Chris what sausage stuffed halopenos?
I didn't have sausage, okay, pal I had cheese, So
that's what I put in them. Anyway, I stuff them
full of cheese and everything, and then I wrap them
in bacon stick a little toothpick in there. I'm trying
(35:07):
to follow the YouTube orders right. Nothing is ever done
in the right amount of time. The bacon is either
undercooked and everything else is done and you have to
pull it off, or the bacon is overcooked and now
it's turned into freaking dust. It's awful, absolutely awful. You
know what else is awful? This kind of rhetoric.
Speaker 8 (35:30):
This is not Germany. That's the SS and the good Stuppo.
This is the United States of America. I unmask yourselves.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
That's a member of Congress, John Marson of Connecticut. Let's
let's play it again.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
This is not Germany. That's the SS and the good stoppo.
This is the United States of America. I nmask yourselves.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh, I can't wait to have this discussion. We're gonna
do one more email first, Jesse, does Fred ever lose
his footing and slide on the tile in the house
if you have tile? I can't imagine a world famous
book author doesn't have a tile floor. Anyway, my little buddy,
bark face, he started losing his legs and fliding on
the sliding on the floor. Will rough Greens possibly help
(36:23):
with this? Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm
just leveling with you here. I love rough Greens. As
you know. Rough Greens fixed Fred's digestive issues. As you know,
I told you that many many times before. He used
to have digestive issues all the time. Now never. He
(36:43):
can even ride in the car now without having problems.
Fred still falls down. Okay, he still is really generally
pretty useless. To be honest with you, he is the
sweetest animal in the history of mankind. But I have
seen Fred. Fred's not old. Fred is I think he's five.
(37:04):
I have seen Fred walk up the stairs. He's walking
up the stairs and his feet go out from under
him and he just slides and falls down on the stairs.
Chris said, how, I have no idea. We all marveled
at it, and we're of course the whole family jumps, Oh,
poor Fred, And then it was, yeah, it was extremely embarrassing.
I admit it was. But Roughgreens can help your dog's coat,
(37:26):
can help your dog live longer, can help your dog's
digestive problems. It's the number one dog supplement in America
for a reason. But if you're looking for rough Greens
to make your golden doodle a useful animal, I don't
think it can help with that. Right, It can keep
him around longer, but I don't think it can help
with that. Free Jumpstart trial bag at Roughgreens dot com.
(37:50):
By the way, use the promo code Jesse two one
four Rough Dog promo code Jesse. All right, so headline
is Democrats down on the idiocy as the poll shows
the huge popularity of Trump's crime fighting efforts. Okay, it's
extremely popular. What he's doing right now is so popular
(38:14):
that even the mayor of Washington, d C. Saying things
like this, having.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
More federal law enforcement officers on the street, we think,
having more stops that got to illegal guns has helped.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Why can't the national party stand for it. We'll talk
about this in depth next
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