September 4, 2025 • 37 mins
James Carville getting religious talking to the DNC. There are more wars than just World War 2. Does Jesse reload? Why did that press conference feel so staged? Jesses favorite job.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday. It's been an
amazing show, if I say so myself. We have a
couple things this hour, just a couple little things. Yeah,
I'll get to some emails, trying to clear out some
room for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We're going to.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Talk about rights. Why would Senator Tim Kaine say they
don't come from God, they come from government. What's the
point of saying that? We have yet another Democrat openly
claiming that her constituents are foreigners, not Americans. We have
that we can't convict people in Washington, d C. Trump's
approval ratings are ridiculously hi and so much more coming
(00:57):
up on the final hour of the New Jesse The
New I guess it's not a new show of the
world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Before we get to any
of that, though, I have made this plea once before
on the show, one time that I can recall. I
don't know, I'm dumb. Maybe it's more than once, but
I think it's been only once. But I have to
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I have to inform the people in the media and
the politicians. I know you already know this, but I
have to inform the mouthpieces of this country of.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
An amazing fact, an amazing fact. One you already know.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's not going to be breaking news to you, but
it will be breaking news to them. Because I saw
Mitch McConnell came out and he was talking, of course
about Trump and tariffs and everything else. There are certain
similarities right now to the nineteen thirties, and that is,
of course what it's in reference to World War Two.
(02:00):
So are you ready for some breaking news?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We love Jesse. He's the best.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yesse, Please kiss my baby?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
YESI Jesse, Jesse, Jessey Jesse. There are other wars besides
World War Two, and there are other bad people in
history besides Nazis. Now Chris is trying to deny it. Chris,
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I swear I've read it in some books. I'm not
even kidding.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But get this, Get this. There was a World War one.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, No, I'm serious. That's why they named the second
won World War two. I realize in this ridiculous, dumbed
down society of moron politicians, and media talking heads now
that that is the only.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Con in all of human history.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And no matter what you're dealing with, it could be
the border, it could be tariffs, it could be Dropic AVIV,
no matter what you're dealing with, it all has to
be brought back to that one period in all of human.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
History known as World War Two.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I understand that that's the way people think, but I
swear on my life, cross my heart, hope to die.
You can check me on this. There are other wars,
other periods of time. There's even ancient history. I'm told
I wasn't there, but I'm told there were wars before
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there was in America.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I can't look. Hey, I'm not confirming it, but I
just wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
To let all of you know. All of you, I'm
not talking to you. I'm trying the media people and
these idiot politicians. Everything doesn't have to be compared to
World War Two. It's brutal how everything comes back to that.
Please please, I'm not even asking you to join my side.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm not naive.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Find a different war, one other war, Vietnam. You know,
I don't care what the one hundred Years War. I
don't care what it is just find one other one
that's not World War Two.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's all I ask.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's a modest request, I would say, a very modest request.
Now I'm gonna play something for you, and it was
Senator Tim Kine from today, that piece of trash. And
before I play it, there is something I am horrified
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by but also grateful for the radical nature of the
modern Democrat. The Democrat, senator, whatever, member of the House
in the year twenty twenty five is not even the
same species as one from nineteen in sixty five. They're
just completely different animals. And that's terrible for the country
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because it's one thing to be a Democrat. It's another
thing to be a modern Democrat who hates America. So
it's terrible for the country. So that part of it's horrifying.
But the benefit of it is this, they have gotten
so insane, so radical, Their base is so rabidly demonic
and anti American that now they will say things out
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loud they used to keep quiet even if they thought them.
Remember why Glen Youngkin is the governor of Virginia.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Do you remember why?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Because it's not because Glenn Youngkin was that great of
a campaigner. I'm not saying it was bad. He did great,
but that's not what won him the race. Glen Youngkin
is governor of Virginia because his Democrat opponent, Terry mccauliffe,
during a debate, got up and essentially said, you parents
shouldn't have any say in your kid's education. That's paraphrase it,
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but he said it on camera. No Democrat in the
history of this country would be dumb enough even if
he thought it, and so many of them think it,
none would be dumb enough to say it. But so rabbid,
so radical, so insane, it just came out of him.
He said it on camera. Boom, No more governorship, goodbye.
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Len Youngkin's now governor. The American Democrat long ago decided
that the American Church Christianity itself was his enemy because
you can only serve one God, and they want that
God to be government. If you're their worship in Jesus,
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you're not going to believe in everything they say.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You have something higher than them? They long ago decided
the Church that's the problem, so they infiltrated it, watered
it down with feminized open borders nonsense, and they've taken
more direct means to go after it. Remember that Field
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memo for the FBI. They pretended they tried to blow
it off like it was one memo that was not implemented,
but we now know it was much more widespread than that,
because of course it was a whistleblower brought forward a
memo showing the FBI planned to infiltrate the Catholic Church.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
What why?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's quite simple. The communist knows the established religion of
the country in every case is his enemy. He can
never complete his revolution while competing with the established religion.
He must destroy it. Senator Tim Kane put this on
camera today.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The notion that rights don't come from laws and don't
come from the government, but come from the creator. That's
what the Iranian government believes. It's a theocratic regime that
bases its rule on Shia law and target Sunnies, behinds, Jews, Christians,
and other religious minorities. And they do it because they
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believe that they understand what natural rights are from their creator.
So the statement that our rights do not come from
our laws or our governments is extremely troubling.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You know why it's troubling for Tim Kain because if
you believe as I do, that your rights come from God.
They are out of his reach. He can't ever take
them away from you. If they belong to a higher
power than Senator Tim Kain, he can't destroy them like
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he wants to. He can't take your rights away and
hurt you the way he wants to. If you believe
they come from God. But if you believe they come
from government, well he's the government.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Who's in charge of your life? God or Tim Kin?
He basically voiced what all communists think, and he voiced
the driving force behind the Soviet Union tearing down the
Orthodox churches, mal tearing down the Buddhist temples East Germany, Cambodia,
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on and on and on.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
It goes all.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
The way to the FBI sending undercover agents into the
Catholic Church in the United States of America. Tim kan
just laid it out quite clearly. Why are they so
afraid of you having a belief system, a religious belief system,
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because if you do, and you believe it all the way,
you will never allow them to be your God. And
that is what they have to have. That's a little
reminder to you of the evil we are up against.
Remember that. Let's lighten it up through some emails. In
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a moment before we continue on with this other stuff.
You know what, before I lighten it up, I do
have to say something about the Thomas Massey love hate.
I'm going to say something about that in a moment.
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Speaker 1 (11:43):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday.
I'member to email your ask doctor Jesse questions in for
tomorrow Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I wanted
to touch on something the Jeffrey Epstein press conference from
yesterday because one of the main people behind it was
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GOP Congressman Thomas Massey, and the press conference itself. As
I mentioned yesterday, Gloria Alrid was the mouthpiece. She's scummy.
It felt scummy, it kind of felt like a scam,
It felt like a communist op and a lot of
people are blasting away at Thomas Massey's saying this whole
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thing seems like you were just in this to get
Trump or to make Trump look bad about the Epstein stuff. Okay, well,
I'm not going to argue with that at all. I
believe that is a main reason why it happened. But
remember something in life, in politics, in everything, punches, bullets,
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attacks don't only go one direction.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
They go both directions.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And I'm not taking a side on this. Thomas Massey
donald Trump squabble. They've been in for a very long time.
But you remember how this went. Massey was upset about
the spending bill, the big beautiful bill.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
He was mad about it.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
He was pointing out all the waste in it, and
he was publicly blasting it. Trump got very angry, as
he does, because that was his bill, it was his baby,
and he crucified Massey repeatedly blasted away at him, and
then announced that he's looking for a primary challenger to
try to bounce him out of Congress, called him every
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name underneath the sun. Okay, that's Trump's way. I'm not
shocked or offended by it. I assume you're not either.
But how did that help him?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Look?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I know it made a bunch of people pile on
to Thomas Massey. I get that Donald Trump has the
most powerful voice on the right. When he says that
guy's the enemy, people will respond and say that guy's
I got all that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I know. I'm not arguing one way or the other.
I don't care, But.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
How did you think Thomas Massey was going to react.
Punches don't get thrown only one direction. If you tell
me Thomas Massey through that press conference that felt scummy
in part to get it donald Trump and make Donald
Trump look bad, I would agree with you. I think
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that's a fairly obvious thing. However, if I'm a member
of Congress and one securely in my seat, remember, he
can't primary Massy. He's popular in his district, you can't.
He tried before, everyone's tried before. You can't get him out.
But now you have openly declared him to be an enemy.
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Announced you're trying to bounce him out of You made
an enemy, loudly made an enemy. You threw punches. Punches
go two directions, and I know the left is using it.
I mean, I heard Jasmine Crockett out there.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I saw, I saw it.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
I will have to tell you that I respect Thomas Massey.
Clearly we don't agree on a lot, but where we
can find.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Agreement, we do.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
And the reason that I respect him is because he
always shows you who he is. He is what I
would consider to be a traditional conservative he believes in transparency.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
He doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, looks bad, Jasmine Crockett's praising you. It looks like
it's an anti Trump operation. I think it is an
anti Trump operation. Trump is a junkyard dog. I've described
him that way a million times. He always has been,
he always will be. That means he bites everyone who
comes into the junkyard. When that's a deranged, lunatic robber
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with a knife who wants to kill you, your family,
and the junkyard dog rips his throat out, you run
out and you give him a big t bone steak, and.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You struggle with him, and you tell him, good job,
junkyard dog. I love you. I'm so happy you're that way.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But when the girl scouts show up and he rips
one of their arms off when they're trying to sell
some cookies, then you look at him and you.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Say, what are you doing, junkyard dog? Why do you
bite everybody?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
When you bite everybody, you get bitten.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's politics. Doctor, many guns. I was listening to you
while reloading, and I was wondering, since you have a
lot of guns, do you reload?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Every time I run out of Mo.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, I'm kidding. I know what you're saying. He's talking
about reloading my own ammunition. And the answer to your
question is no, I do not. Yes, I have done it,
I can do it. I I don't trust myself enough
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to do it. And this is what I mean. I'm
a big AMMO guy, meaning quality of AMMO guy, because
weapons malfunctions are really terrible things. When you need it,
I should say when you need it, they're very, very
terrible things. On the range, it's a pain. Okay, you
got to clear it whatever, I got it, But when
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you need it and it malfunctions, it's really really bad.
And AMMO is part of the driver in many of
those cases, not all, but many of those cases. It's
AMMO a problem with the AMMO. So it's pure paranoia
is the reason I don't. I can. I know it
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saves money, and I support you if you do it.
I'm worried I will screw it up. What Chris Chris said,
If you're so paranoid, shouldn't you be doing it? I
guess if I had done it for years and trusted
myself more than I trust you Hornaday or someone like that.
And I mean, there's a lot of good AMMO companies
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out there, but I trust them more than I trust me,
and so that's what the route I go. I actually
think it's really cool to do your own modes, and
I think it's awesome that guys do it. I don't
trust myself enough. I'm worried about a malfunction when I
need it most. It is a paranoia I will have
to the day I die. I can't do anything about it.
I take precautions. That's why I have gold. By the way.
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I take precautions even when the stock market's really high
and things are just like right now, stock market's high,
everyone's happy. You wake up, you look at your four
oh one k You're sending text messages to your buddies.
Oh my gosh, I'm rich Tomorrow that bubble pops and
we're in trouble tomorrow. No matter what good times bad times,
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I take precautions. Gold co is my precaution. How do
I protect the money I put away? I make precious
metals part of it. Then, yeah, I'm going to stress
what happens in the market, but I can't. It's not
possible for me to lose everything because I have precious metals.
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Speaker 5 (19:28):
We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Truth Attitude, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful,
fantastic Thursday.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Member, you can email the show.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You're asked doctor Jesse questions the Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I really want I really want an old
Western lever action rifle. All this talk about weapons makes
me think about it. And when you say that, people
will say, well, why there's so many better weapons today,
And you're one hundred percent right, I know there.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Are, but it's cool.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Tell me you don't.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Want a Winchester or a Henry rifle. Remember that scene
in Silverado. I remember it when when he offers him,
he offers it's Danny Glover and he has two Henry
rifles in his hands, and the guy offers him a pistol,
and he says, where one of these? And he holds
up two rifles and he goes this ought to do
They're sick it's sick, and I've never bought one. I
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don't want to spend the money. What Chris, what lever
action rifle or shotgun? Well, it all depends on if
I can see the whites of their eyes or not.
I have plenty of shotguns. I don't have a lever
action rifle. Chris. That's anyway, a lever action shotgun like
a terminator. Okay, that's really cool, it's really cool. I'd
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still would rather have a lever action rifle. Focus, Chris.
Let's make fun of democrats. It's such a joy to
watch old Democrats who have won elections and figured out
how to put together a winning coalition, watching them attempt
to speak to their radical base as the radical base
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loses its mind. For instance, this is Yasmani and Zari.
She's a member of Congress. Yasmani and Zari, listen to this,
and listen to this as if you're a citizen in Michigan,
the definition.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Of constituent is somebody who is part of a community.
Doesn't matter what their legal status is. If somebody is
an asylum seeker, if somebody has a green card, if
somebody is a US citizen, if somebody lives in the community.
I represent them. Constituent does not mean voter. I don't
care if these If none of these individuals can vote
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for me, I don't give it. I care about making
sure that the United States government, with our taxpayer dollars,
is treating human beings with dignity and respect.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, that's going to sell really well. Juxtapose that with this.
This is David Axelrod, who I obviously can't stand on
CNN attempting the best he can to talk to these
people about things like crime. Because right now Democrats are
the pro crime party and Trump's approver rating.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Just hit a new high. Here's David Axelrod.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
The right answer is we'll take all the help we
can get, as long as it's appropriate help, as long
as it's stuff that will really help. I mean, as
National guardsmen aren't even trained to do that work, they're
not authorized to do that work. So you know, send
us the resources that we need. We want to work
with you. If there are a criminal, if there are
people doing violent crimes here who are illegal immigrants, we
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want them out of our city. We'll work with you
on that. I think that's the appropriate position to take.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
That's not him talking to me or talking to you.
That's him practic pleading with the far left flank of
the Democrat Party. Please shut up. Were the pro crime
party and you can't get elected being the pro crime party.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
It doesn't work. People will never choose you. Listen to
James Carvel.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Remember remember last week, Chris Gravit if you can at
that little DNC, that little convention where at the opening
of it, at the opening of it, they brought out
some circus freak Indian woman who got up there and
to open the thing, she did a land acknowledgement.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Just listen to this insanity and.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
She's going to deliver our land acknowledgment today.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Lindy jun.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Amcdotumba and Shabka And now good morning DNC members, friends
and relatives.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
How do you think that lands with normal people?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
And so James Carville about old dork of a Democrat,
but he's won elections.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
He is upset.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Why are you bringing this up in an election?
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Okay, what we did with all kinds of things, would slavery,
would experiment with drugs, what we did during what happened
in the Confederacy during the Civil War.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Andersonville and it's Okay.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
This is an election and the d n C is
not the place to discuss this. Understand this, The DNC
does not exist to right wrongs. It doesn't exist to
acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
It doesn't exist to make people feel good.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
It exists get just through your head to win elections.
Now do you think that is going to help us
win elections? Talking about landthafth from.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
The Dakotas we're not. Please stop this in the name
of a just merciful God.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
Don't you see what's happening. Don't you see where this
has brought us to? For God shakes, lady, If what
is Ken Martin doing?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Doing that? Yo, you don't happen. One job Ken is
to win. You're supposed to try to win elections.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Ah, he can see it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
He's sitting there watching his party turned into the pro
crime America sucks freak show that everybody hates, and you
can hear the desperation in his voice.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Gosh, I enjoyed it so much. I'm playing it again.
This is class. I might make this the ring tone
on my phone, bringing.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Up in.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Okay, what we did with all kinds of things with Slay.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
He's so mad, he's so mad, he's stuttering.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
He would experiment with drug what we did during what
happened in the Confederacy during the Civil War Andersonville. And
it's okay, this is an election and the DNC is
not the place to discuss this.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Understand this.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
The DNC does not exist to right wrongs. It doesn't
exist to acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
It doesn't exist to make people feel good.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
It exists get just through your head to win elections.
Now do you think that is going to help us
win elections? Talking about land theft from the Dakotas were
not Please stop this in the name of a just
merciful God. Don't you see what's happening. Don't you see
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where this has.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Brought us to? For God's sakes, lady, if what is
Ken Martin doing doing that you don't happen one job Ken,
just to win.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
You're supposed to try to win elections in.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
The name of a just merciful God. Ah, that's good
fun oracle.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, all know you don't like to talk about yourself,
so you probably won't answer this question. In your extensive
work history and excluding the core in your new media career.
What was your favorite job and why? What was my
favorite job and why? I had a lot of fun
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working at the golf course. It was my third job,
summer job. Either it was sixteen or so. There was
a golf course in Bozeman, and I was I did everything,
you know, I washed golf clubs. I would help out
at the range, just picking up golf balls. You're driving
the cart around picking up balls, just doing odd jobs.
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It's a minimum wade job, just doing odd jobs.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And we'd take the beer cart for a spin. After
all management went what Chris? After management went home? It
was fine. We never got caught. It's not a big deal.
They did complain about some tracks they found in the
sand trap one day, but we all played ignorance and
we all got off just fine. I even found out,
you know, if you take a golf tee, they probably
fix this by now. You can actually lift up the
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seat in the golf cart and put the golf tee
in in a certain way and take the governor off
and then you can really.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Fly in those things. It's a little dangerous.
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Kids shouldn't do it, but Wow, those things have more
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Speaker 3 (30:02):
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Speaker 2 (30:05):
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before we check
out it here until tomorrow, but ask doctor Jesse. Friday
comes and you know we're gonna have a good time
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what's happening inside of Mexico and American politicians being bribed,
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don't forget. On Monday, Monday, we roll out our Crappiest
Country in the World tournament. It'll just look this is
gonna be a long, hard slog this is a war here.
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Which place is the worst?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
We're gonna start tackling in on Monday, and you will
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and they're gonna have to square off and throw poop
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at each other, which we know they won't have any
trouble doing. That's perfectly natural for them. Now I'm sorry,
I have to play it one more time. It's the
frustration with older Democrats. It's the frustration in their voice
that gives me so much glee. Because the Democrat Party lost.
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They lost because they were the open borders, tranny nutcase party.
That's why they lost. People think Democrats are weird, mean
and open borders. Weird mean and open borders, that's their
reputation now, and since losing the presidential election, the House
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and the Senate, none of them have backtracked at all.
They've doubled down and tripled down. And you can hear
it in the voice of these older Democrats. They're so frustrated.
It's just it's just so unbelievably enjoyable.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Why are you bringing this up in the election?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Okay, what we did with all kinds of things, would slavery,
would experiment with drugs, what we did during what happened
in the Confederacy during the Civil War, Andersonville, And it's okay.
This is an election and the d n C is
not the place to discuss this.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Understand this. The DNC does not exist to right wrongs.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
It doesn't exist to acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
It doesn't exist to make people feel good.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
It exists get just through your head to win elections.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Now do you think that is gonna help us win elections?
Talking about land theft from the Dakotas.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
We're not.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Please stop this in the name of a just merciful God.
Don't you sheep? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Don't you sheep?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
You know what, Chris, that's the part I want on
the soundboard permanently.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's the part we'll replace something. You know what, this.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
We'll replace that one. No, no, we got to replace it, Chris,
Come on, we got to know when to move on.
The part I want on the soundboard.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Is in the name of a just merciful God. Please
stop this. What Chris? What the laugh?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
All right? All right, we can replace the I'm gonna
miss it, but if look if if she if she
runs again, we're putting it back. You can take it
off the soundboard, but we're putting it back. You know
what I'm talking about, Chris, You know what I'm talking about. Also,
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communists go on TV and they run their mouths about
things they don't fully understand, Like this person.
Speaker 11 (34:32):
I'm all for crime reduction, but the concerns you're celebrating this.
You listen to the mayor of Chicago talk about the
gun crisis in America, Well, what is the stop giving
the precedents that Donald Trump is setting. What is to
stop a Democratic, a Governor Pritzker, a Governor Newsom to say,
you know, we have a gun crisis in America just
as legitimate on the facts arguments as a crime crisis
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and say we're going to send the National Guard into
states to go get their guns. There have to be
standards here.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's going to get a bunch of people killed and
not the people you think. Be very careful communists, be
very very careful where you tread on that. There are
obviously a bunch of mask wearing loser Democrats in the
country who will do as they're told. There are a
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lot of people on the right who will not. Government
is not our God. And I know that greatly, greatly
bothers people like Senator Tim.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
The notion that rights don't come from laws and don't
come from the government, but come from the creator. That's
what the Iranian government believes. It's a theocratic regime that bases.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Be very careful, that's all I'm saying, very very careful.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
And now he has a headline, but you know that, you.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Know the thing headlines. We didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Trump single handedly reversing US immigration trends. Data shows yes,
keep going, keep going more. Ohio bill would let utilities
reduce customer thermostat at, thermostat and water heater usage. It
was inevitable the second we allowed thermostats into our homes
that are connected to the internet, connected to Wi Fi.
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Not that you would find that in my house. It
was inevitable the scumbags and the government would reach their
heavy hand into your home and adjust your thermostat all.
Why they build windmills and shut down coal plants. Justice
Department considering ban on transgender people owning firearms. They're not
going to get away with that, but it is a brilliant,
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brilliant move to get lefties to defend guns that'll be entertaining.
Rubio Venezuelan boat posed immediate threat, and the US will
keep targeting cartels. I mean, I don't know about it.
Idiot threat, but it was wonderful to watch. In hilarious,
Trump says US soldiers will remain in Poland. I bet
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you Poland is fun. I bet it's a lot. I've
never even been. I don't know that I'll ever go,
but I could see it being fun. Being stationed in
Poland Tomorrow is going to be fun, because it's asked
doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. I'll see you then. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday. It's been an
amazing show, if I say so myself. We have a
couple things this hour, just a couple little things. Yeah,
I'll get to some emails, trying to clear out some
room for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We're going to.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Talk about rights. Why would Senator Tim Kaine say they
don't come from God, they come from government. What's the
point of saying that? We have yet another Democrat openly
claiming that her constituents are foreigners, not Americans. We have
that we can't convict people in Washington, d C. Trump's
approval ratings are ridiculously hi and so much more coming
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up on the final hour of the New Jesse The
New I guess it's not a new show of the
world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Before we get to any
of that, though, I have made this plea once before
on the show, one time that I can recall. I
don't know, I'm dumb. Maybe it's more than once, but
I think it's been only once. But I have to
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I have to inform the people in the media and
the politicians. I know you already know this, but I
have to inform the mouthpieces of this country of.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
An amazing fact, an amazing fact. One you already know.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's not going to be breaking news to you, but
it will be breaking news to them. Because I saw
Mitch McConnell came out and he was talking, of course
about Trump and tariffs and everything else. There are certain
similarities right now to the nineteen thirties, and that is,
of course what it's in reference to World War Two.
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So are you ready for some breaking news?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We love Jesse. He's the best.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yesse, Please kiss my baby?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
YESI Jesse, Jesse, Jessey Jesse. There are other wars besides
World War Two, and there are other bad people in
history besides Nazis. Now Chris is trying to deny it. Chris,
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I swear I've read it in some books. I'm not
even kidding.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But get this, Get this. There was a World War one.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, No, I'm serious. That's why they named the second
won World War two. I realize in this ridiculous, dumbed
down society of moron politicians, and media talking heads now
that that is the only.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Con in all of human history.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And no matter what you're dealing with, it could be
the border, it could be tariffs, it could be Dropic AVIV,
no matter what you're dealing with, it all has to
be brought back to that one period in all of human.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
History known as World War Two.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I understand that that's the way people think, but I
swear on my life, cross my heart, hope to die.
You can check me on this. There are other wars,
other periods of time. There's even ancient history. I'm told
I wasn't there, but I'm told there were wars before
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there was in America.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I can't look. Hey, I'm not confirming it, but I
just wanted.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
To let all of you know. All of you, I'm
not talking to you. I'm trying the media people and
these idiot politicians. Everything doesn't have to be compared to
World War Two. It's brutal how everything comes back to that.
Please please, I'm not even asking you to join my side.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm not naive.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Find a different war, one other war, Vietnam. You know,
I don't care what the one hundred Years War. I
don't care what it is just find one other one
that's not World War Two.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's all I ask.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's a modest request, I would say, a very modest request.
Now I'm gonna play something for you, and it was
Senator Tim Kine from today, that piece of trash. And
before I play it, there is something I am horrified
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by but also grateful for the radical nature of the
modern Democrat. The Democrat, senator, whatever, member of the House
in the year twenty twenty five is not even the
same species as one from nineteen in sixty five. They're
just completely different animals. And that's terrible for the country
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because it's one thing to be a Democrat. It's another
thing to be a modern Democrat who hates America. So
it's terrible for the country. So that part of it's horrifying.
But the benefit of it is this, they have gotten
so insane, so radical, Their base is so rabidly demonic
and anti American that now they will say things out
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loud they used to keep quiet even if they thought them.
Remember why Glen Youngkin is the governor of Virginia.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Do you remember why?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Because it's not because Glenn Youngkin was that great of
a campaigner. I'm not saying it was bad. He did great,
but that's not what won him the race. Glen Youngkin
is governor of Virginia because his Democrat opponent, Terry mccauliffe,
during a debate, got up and essentially said, you parents
shouldn't have any say in your kid's education. That's paraphrase it,
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but he said it on camera. No Democrat in the
history of this country would be dumb enough even if
he thought it, and so many of them think it,
none would be dumb enough to say it. But so rabbid,
so radical, so insane, it just came out of him.
He said it on camera. Boom, No more governorship, goodbye.
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Len Youngkin's now governor. The American Democrat long ago decided
that the American Church Christianity itself was his enemy because
you can only serve one God, and they want that
God to be government. If you're their worship in Jesus,
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you're not going to believe in everything they say.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You have something higher than them? They long ago decided
the Church that's the problem, so they infiltrated it, watered
it down with feminized open borders nonsense, and they've taken
more direct means to go after it. Remember that Field
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memo for the FBI. They pretended they tried to blow
it off like it was one memo that was not implemented,
but we now know it was much more widespread than that,
because of course it was a whistleblower brought forward a
memo showing the FBI planned to infiltrate the Catholic Church.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
What why?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's quite simple. The communist knows the established religion of
the country in every case is his enemy. He can
never complete his revolution while competing with the established religion.
He must destroy it. Senator Tim Kane put this on
camera today.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
The notion that rights don't come from laws and don't
come from the government, but come from the creator. That's
what the Iranian government believes. It's a theocratic regime that
bases its rule on Shia law and target Sunnies, behinds, Jews, Christians,
and other religious minorities. And they do it because they
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believe that they understand what natural rights are from their creator.
So the statement that our rights do not come from
our laws or our governments is extremely troubling.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You know why it's troubling for Tim Kain because if
you believe as I do, that your rights come from God.
They are out of his reach. He can't ever take
them away from you. If they belong to a higher
power than Senator Tim Kain, he can't destroy them like
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he wants to. He can't take your rights away and
hurt you the way he wants to. If you believe
they come from God. But if you believe they come
from government, well he's the government.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Who's in charge of your life? God or Tim Kin?
He basically voiced what all communists think, and he voiced
the driving force behind the Soviet Union tearing down the
Orthodox churches, mal tearing down the Buddhist temples East Germany, Cambodia,
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on and on and on.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
It goes all.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
The way to the FBI sending undercover agents into the
Catholic Church in the United States of America. Tim kan
just laid it out quite clearly. Why are they so
afraid of you having a belief system, a religious belief system,
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because if you do, and you believe it all the way,
you will never allow them to be your God. And
that is what they have to have. That's a little
reminder to you of the evil we are up against.
Remember that. Let's lighten it up through some emails. In
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a moment before we continue on with this other stuff.
You know what, before I lighten it up, I do
have to say something about the Thomas Massey love hate.
I'm going to say something about that in a moment.
You'll probably find it offensive. I don't really care. I'll
tell you in a moment. Before I get to that,
let me tell you about waking up in the morning
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Speaker 1 (11:43):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday.
I'member to email your ask doctor Jesse questions in for
tomorrow Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So I wanted
to touch on something the Jeffrey Epstein press conference from
yesterday because one of the main people behind it was
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GOP Congressman Thomas Massey, and the press conference itself. As
I mentioned yesterday, Gloria Alrid was the mouthpiece. She's scummy.
It felt scummy, it kind of felt like a scam,
It felt like a communist op and a lot of
people are blasting away at Thomas Massey's saying this whole
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thing seems like you were just in this to get
Trump or to make Trump look bad about the Epstein stuff. Okay, well,
I'm not going to argue with that at all. I
believe that is a main reason why it happened. But
remember something in life, in politics, in everything, punches, bullets,
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attacks don't only go one direction.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
They go both directions.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And I'm not taking a side on this. Thomas Massey
donald Trump squabble. They've been in for a very long time.
But you remember how this went. Massey was upset about
the spending bill, the big beautiful bill.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
He was mad about it.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
He was pointing out all the waste in it, and
he was publicly blasting it. Trump got very angry, as
he does, because that was his bill, it was his baby,
and he crucified Massey repeatedly blasted away at him, and
then announced that he's looking for a primary challenger to
try to bounce him out of Congress, called him every
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name underneath the sun. Okay, that's Trump's way. I'm not
shocked or offended by it. I assume you're not either.
But how did that help him?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Look?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I know it made a bunch of people pile on
to Thomas Massey. I get that Donald Trump has the
most powerful voice on the right. When he says that
guy's the enemy, people will respond and say that guy's
I got all that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I know. I'm not arguing one way or the other.
I don't care, But.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
How did you think Thomas Massey was going to react.
Punches don't get thrown only one direction. If you tell
me Thomas Massey through that press conference that felt scummy
in part to get it donald Trump and make Donald
Trump look bad, I would agree with you. I think
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that's a fairly obvious thing. However, if I'm a member
of Congress and one securely in my seat, remember, he
can't primary Massy. He's popular in his district, you can't.
He tried before, everyone's tried before. You can't get him out.
But now you have openly declared him to be an enemy.
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Announced you're trying to bounce him out of You made
an enemy, loudly made an enemy. You threw punches. Punches
go two directions, and I know the left is using it.
I mean, I heard Jasmine Crockett out there.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I saw, I saw it.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
I will have to tell you that I respect Thomas Massey.
Clearly we don't agree on a lot, but where we
can find.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Agreement, we do.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
And the reason that I respect him is because he
always shows you who he is. He is what I
would consider to be a traditional conservative he believes in transparency.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
He doesn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, looks bad, Jasmine Crockett's praising you. It looks like
it's an anti Trump operation. I think it is an
anti Trump operation. Trump is a junkyard dog. I've described
him that way a million times. He always has been,
he always will be. That means he bites everyone who
comes into the junkyard. When that's a deranged, lunatic robber
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with a knife who wants to kill you, your family,
and the junkyard dog rips his throat out, you run
out and you give him a big t bone steak, and.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You struggle with him, and you tell him, good job,
junkyard dog. I love you. I'm so happy you're that way.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But when the girl scouts show up and he rips
one of their arms off when they're trying to sell
some cookies, then you look at him and you.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Say, what are you doing, junkyard dog? Why do you
bite everybody?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
When you bite everybody, you get bitten.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's politics. Doctor, many guns. I was listening to you
while reloading, and I was wondering, since you have a
lot of guns, do you reload?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Every time I run out of Mo.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, I'm kidding. I know what you're saying. He's talking
about reloading my own ammunition. And the answer to your
question is no, I do not. Yes, I have done it,
I can do it. I I don't trust myself enough
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to do it. And this is what I mean. I'm
a big AMMO guy, meaning quality of AMMO guy, because
weapons malfunctions are really terrible things. When you need it,
I should say when you need it, they're very, very
terrible things. On the range, it's a pain. Okay, you
got to clear it whatever, I got it, But when
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you need it and it malfunctions, it's really really bad.
And AMMO is part of the driver in many of
those cases, not all, but many of those cases. It's
AMMO a problem with the AMMO. So it's pure paranoia
is the reason I don't. I can. I know it
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saves money, and I support you if you do it.
I'm worried I will screw it up. What Chris Chris said,
If you're so paranoid, shouldn't you be doing it? I
guess if I had done it for years and trusted
myself more than I trust you Hornaday or someone like that.
And I mean, there's a lot of good AMMO companies
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out there, but I trust them more than I trust me,
and so that's what the route I go. I actually
think it's really cool to do your own modes, and
I think it's awesome that guys do it. I don't
trust myself enough. I'm worried about a malfunction when I
need it most. It is a paranoia I will have
to the day I die. I can't do anything about it.
I take precautions. That's why I have gold. By the way.
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I take precautions even when the stock market's really high
and things are just like right now, stock market's high,
everyone's happy. You wake up, you look at your four
oh one k You're sending text messages to your buddies.
Oh my gosh, I'm rich Tomorrow that bubble pops and
we're in trouble tomorrow. No matter what good times bad times,
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I take precautions. Gold co is my precaution. How do
I protect the money I put away? I make precious
metals part of it. Then, yeah, I'm going to stress
what happens in the market, but I can't. It's not
possible for me to lose everything because I have precious metals.
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Do you let Gold Co make it part of your retirement?
You probably qualify for bonus silver, but let them make
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We'll be back.
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Truth Attitude, Jesse Kelly.
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You're asked doctor Jesse questions the Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I really want I really want an old
Western lever action rifle. All this talk about weapons makes
me think about it. And when you say that, people
will say, well, why there's so many better weapons today,
And you're one hundred percent right, I know there.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Are, but it's cool.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Tell me you don't.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Want a Winchester or a Henry rifle. Remember that scene
in Silverado. I remember it when when he offers him,
he offers it's Danny Glover and he has two Henry
rifles in his hands, and the guy offers him a pistol,
and he says, where one of these? And he holds
up two rifles and he goes this ought to do
They're sick it's sick, and I've never bought one. I
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don't want to spend the money. What Chris, what lever
action rifle or shotgun? Well, it all depends on if
I can see the whites of their eyes or not.
I have plenty of shotguns. I don't have a lever
action rifle. Chris. That's anyway, a lever action shotgun like
a terminator. Okay, that's really cool, it's really cool. I'd
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still would rather have a lever action rifle. Focus, Chris.
Let's make fun of democrats. It's such a joy to
watch old Democrats who have won elections and figured out
how to put together a winning coalition, watching them attempt
to speak to their radical base as the radical base
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loses its mind. For instance, this is Yasmani and Zari.
She's a member of Congress. Yasmani and Zari, listen to this,
and listen to this as if you're a citizen in Michigan,
the definition.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Of constituent is somebody who is part of a community.
Doesn't matter what their legal status is. If somebody is
an asylum seeker, if somebody has a green card, if
somebody is a US citizen, if somebody lives in the community.
I represent them. Constituent does not mean voter. I don't
care if these If none of these individuals can vote
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for me, I don't give it. I care about making
sure that the United States government, with our taxpayer dollars,
is treating human beings with dignity and respect.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, that's going to sell really well. Juxtapose that with this.
This is David Axelrod, who I obviously can't stand on
CNN attempting the best he can to talk to these
people about things like crime. Because right now Democrats are
the pro crime party and Trump's approver rating.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Just hit a new high. Here's David Axelrod.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
The right answer is we'll take all the help we
can get, as long as it's appropriate help, as long
as it's stuff that will really help. I mean, as
National guardsmen aren't even trained to do that work, they're
not authorized to do that work. So you know, send
us the resources that we need. We want to work
with you. If there are a criminal, if there are
people doing violent crimes here who are illegal immigrants, we
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want them out of our city. We'll work with you
on that. I think that's the appropriate position to take.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
That's not him talking to me or talking to you.
That's him practic pleading with the far left flank of
the Democrat Party. Please shut up. Were the pro crime
party and you can't get elected being the pro crime party.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
It doesn't work. People will never choose you. Listen to
James Carvel.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Remember remember last week, Chris Gravit if you can at
that little DNC, that little convention where at the opening
of it, at the opening of it, they brought out
some circus freak Indian woman who got up there and
to open the thing, she did a land acknowledgement.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Just listen to this insanity and.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
She's going to deliver our land acknowledgment today.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Lindy jun.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Amcdotumba and Shabka And now good morning DNC members, friends
and relatives.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
How do you think that lands with normal people?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
And so James Carville about old dork of a Democrat,
but he's won elections.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
He is upset.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Why are you bringing this up in an election?
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Okay, what we did with all kinds of things, would slavery,
would experiment with drugs, what we did during what happened
in the Confederacy during the Civil War.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Andersonville and it's Okay.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
This is an election and the d n C is
not the place to discuss this. Understand this, The DNC
does not exist to right wrongs. It doesn't exist to
acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
It doesn't exist to make people feel good.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
It exists get just through your head to win elections.
Now do you think that is going to help us
win elections? Talking about landthafth from.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
The Dakotas we're not. Please stop this in the name
of a just merciful God.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
Don't you see what's happening. Don't you see where this
has brought us to? For God shakes, lady, If what
is Ken Martin doing?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Doing that? Yo, you don't happen. One job Ken is
to win. You're supposed to try to win elections.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Ah, he can see it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
He's sitting there watching his party turned into the pro
crime America sucks freak show that everybody hates, and you
can hear the desperation in his voice.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Gosh, I enjoyed it so much. I'm playing it again.
This is class. I might make this the ring tone
on my phone, bringing.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Up in.
Speaker 10 (25:50):
Okay, what we did with all kinds of things with Slay.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
He's so mad, he's so mad, he's stuttering.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
He would experiment with drug what we did during what
happened in the Confederacy during the Civil War Andersonville. And
it's okay, this is an election and the DNC is
not the place to discuss this.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Understand this.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
The DNC does not exist to right wrongs. It doesn't
exist to acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
It doesn't exist to make people feel good.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
It exists get just through your head to win elections.
Now do you think that is going to help us
win elections? Talking about land theft from the Dakotas were
not Please stop this in the name of a just
merciful God. Don't you see what's happening. Don't you see
(26:51):
where this has.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Brought us to? For God's sakes, lady, if what is
Ken Martin doing doing that you don't happen one job Ken,
just to win.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
You're supposed to try to win elections in.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
The name of a just merciful God. Ah, that's good
fun oracle.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, all know you don't like to talk about yourself,
so you probably won't answer this question. In your extensive
work history and excluding the core in your new media career.
What was your favorite job and why? What was my
favorite job and why? I had a lot of fun
(27:36):
working at the golf course. It was my third job,
summer job. Either it was sixteen or so. There was
a golf course in Bozeman, and I was I did everything,
you know, I washed golf clubs. I would help out
at the range, just picking up golf balls. You're driving
the cart around picking up balls, just doing odd jobs.
(27:58):
It's a minimum wade job, just doing odd jobs.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And we'd take the beer cart for a spin. After
all management went what Chris? After management went home? It
was fine. We never got caught. It's not a big deal.
They did complain about some tracks they found in the
sand trap one day, but we all played ignorance and
we all got off just fine. I even found out,
you know, if you take a golf tee, they probably
fix this by now. You can actually lift up the
(28:25):
seat in the golf cart and put the golf tee
in in a certain way and take the governor off
and then you can really.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Fly in those things. It's a little dangerous.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Kids shouldn't do it, but Wow, those things have more
power than you think. It's a really good time, and
you can get air. You can get air under the
right circumstances. No one should try that, though it's a
bad thing to do. You should try pure Talk. That's
a good thing. Pure Talk's really good because pure Talk
doesn't crap on the country, and they hire Americans. You
(28:58):
don't have to worry about talking to somebody who doesn't
understand you because English isn't their first language. I get
so unbelievably frustrated. I become the ugliest of ugly Americans
when I call a company and the customer service is,
of course routed through some third world dump and they
can't speak the language, and I have to shout into
(29:21):
the phone and repeat myself and finally have to talk
to the manager. And it's awful. At Puretalk, you'll pay
way less for your sales service. Their CEO is a veteran,
and they are so passionately American. They hire Americans, American jobs.
No more farming out American jobs to foreigners. Switch you'll
(29:44):
thank me for it. I'll pound two five zero and
say Jesse Kelly, pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly.
We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Jesse Kelly backsian.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show before we check
out it here until tomorrow, but ask doctor Jesse. Friday
comes and you know we're gonna have a good time
on that. If you missed any part of tonight's show,
including Brandon Darby talking about the Venezuelan drug cartels and
what's happening inside of Mexico and American politicians being bribed,
(30:26):
download it. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Remember this supplies. We always
get emails. Hey, Jesse, my affiliate cut off the show,
cut off the show, cut off the show. The different
affiliates do it for different reasons. Don't scream at them.
I mean, you can send them an email and say, hey,
I'd like I'd like the whole thing, but don't scream
it them. Oftentimes there's contractual reasons and things like that.
(30:47):
Let's go download a podcast. iHeart Spotify iTunes. Great place
for all things me Chris and don't what Chris and
don't forget. On Monday, Monday, we roll out our Crappiest
Country in the World tournament. It'll just look this is
gonna be a long, hard slog this is a war here.
(31:09):
Which place is the worst?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
We're gonna start tackling in on Monday, and you will
have input. You have to follow the show's Twitter account
or x account, whatever we're calling it now. Just look
up Jesse Kelly's show on X and we will put
up a poll on Monday with our first two competitors,
and they're gonna have to square off and throw poop
(31:32):
at each other, which we know they won't have any
trouble doing. That's perfectly natural for them. Now I'm sorry,
I have to play it one more time. It's the
frustration with older Democrats. It's the frustration in their voice
that gives me so much glee. Because the Democrat Party lost.
(31:53):
They lost because they were the open borders, tranny nutcase party.
That's why they lost. People think Democrats are weird, mean
and open borders. Weird mean and open borders, that's their
reputation now, and since losing the presidential election, the House
(32:15):
and the Senate, none of them have backtracked at all.
They've doubled down and tripled down. And you can hear
it in the voice of these older Democrats. They're so frustrated.
It's just it's just so unbelievably enjoyable.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Why are you bringing this up in the election?
Speaker 10 (32:32):
Okay, what we did with all kinds of things, would slavery,
would experiment with drugs, what we did during what happened
in the Confederacy during the Civil War, Andersonville, And it's okay.
This is an election and the d n C is
not the place to discuss this.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Understand this. The DNC does not exist to right wrongs.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
It doesn't exist to acknowledge the more unpleasant parts of history.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
It doesn't exist to make people feel good.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
It exists get just through your head to win elections.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Now do you think that is gonna help us win elections?
Talking about land theft from the Dakotas.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
We're not.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Please stop this in the name of a just merciful God.
Don't you sheep? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Don't you sheep?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
You know what, Chris, that's the part I want on
the soundboard permanently.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's the part we'll replace something. You know what, this.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
We'll replace that one. No, no, we got to replace it, Chris,
Come on, we got to know when to move on.
The part I want on the soundboard.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Is in the name of a just merciful God. Please
stop this. What Chris? What the laugh?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
All right? All right, we can replace the I'm gonna
miss it, but if look if if she if she
runs again, we're putting it back. You can take it
off the soundboard, but we're putting it back. You know
what I'm talking about, Chris, You know what I'm talking about. Also,
(34:25):
communists go on TV and they run their mouths about
things they don't fully understand, Like this person.
Speaker 11 (34:32):
I'm all for crime reduction, but the concerns you're celebrating this.
You listen to the mayor of Chicago talk about the
gun crisis in America, Well, what is the stop giving
the precedents that Donald Trump is setting. What is to
stop a Democratic, a Governor Pritzker, a Governor Newsom to say,
you know, we have a gun crisis in America just
as legitimate on the facts arguments as a crime crisis
(34:54):
and say we're going to send the National Guard into
states to go get their guns. There have to be
standards here.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
That's going to get a bunch of people killed and
not the people you think. Be very careful communists, be
very very careful where you tread on that. There are
obviously a bunch of mask wearing loser Democrats in the
country who will do as they're told. There are a
(35:24):
lot of people on the right who will not. Government
is not our God. And I know that greatly, greatly
bothers people like Senator Tim.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
The notion that rights don't come from laws and don't
come from the government, but come from the creator. That's
what the Iranian government believes. It's a theocratic regime that bases.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Be very careful, that's all I'm saying, very very careful.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
And now he has a headline, but you know that, you.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Know the thing headlines. We didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Trump single handedly reversing US immigration trends. Data shows yes,
keep going, keep going more. Ohio bill would let utilities
reduce customer thermostat at, thermostat and water heater usage. It
was inevitable the second we allowed thermostats into our homes
that are connected to the internet, connected to Wi Fi.
(36:25):
Not that you would find that in my house. It
was inevitable the scumbags and the government would reach their
heavy hand into your home and adjust your thermostat all.
Why they build windmills and shut down coal plants. Justice
Department considering ban on transgender people owning firearms. They're not
going to get away with that, but it is a brilliant,
(36:47):
brilliant move to get lefties to defend guns that'll be entertaining.
Rubio Venezuelan boat posed immediate threat, and the US will
keep targeting cartels. I mean, I don't know about it.
Idiot threat, but it was wonderful to watch. In hilarious,
Trump says US soldiers will remain in Poland. I bet
(37:07):
you Poland is fun. I bet it's a lot. I've
never even been. I don't know that I'll ever go,
but I could see it being fun. Being stationed in
Poland Tomorrow is going to be fun, because it's asked
doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. I'll see you then. That's all
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