September 16, 2025 • 37 mins
Mazie Hirono might be the dumbest person in congress. Being driven to do more in your community. Get you kids ready for what is out there. Spy Kelly escaping to the water. Social media isn't a real place.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. We're gonna do emails this hour. We're gonna
make fun of Mazy Herono here in a couple of minutes.
That's a good time. Talk about AI doing your thinking
for you, jealousy of other people, Communists are still blood
(00:34):
thirsty savages. All that and so much more coming up
in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
I'm gonna make you feel better. I know it was
a heavy first hour as we talked about the problems
that what we have to tackle. But I'm gonna make
you feel better. A lot of our enemies, yes they're evil,
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but they're really, really, really dumb and nod Nobody on
the face of the planet is dumber than Mazie Herono.
And she's a United States Senator from Hawaii. When I
say she is easily the dumbest person in the House
of Representatives or the Senate combined, I mean it completely.
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Whoever you think is dumber, they are light yeer smarter
than Maizie Herona. And this is the kind of more
on idiotcy we face she had a chance to ask cash,
but tell some questions today. She is concerned greatly that
FBI agents are being required to do pull up.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You are not requiring applicants to be able to do
a certain kind of pull ups which a lot of
women cannot because of physiological differences. Are you requiring these
kinds of pull ups?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
We are requiring a physical program at BFTC at Quantico
because FBI agents carrying guns in the field have to
chase down bad guys and do really hard work of
the physical fitness standards of those agents.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So are youse signs of pull ups?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We are requiring everybody to pass the eighteen eleven standards
at BFTC. If you want to chase down a bad
guy and put him in handcuffs, you better be able
to do a pull up.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
The reason I ask is that there are concerns about
whether or not being able to do these kinds of
harsh pull ups? Is really required of FBI.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Agents doing one harsh and they're always.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I could do a long rant on why diversity is
the death of everything, and this is actually a very
good explanation on how our military has rotted and FBI
has rotted because we destroy standards so we can get
more women and fat people involved. But the truth is
it's more fun to just sit here in mock mazy
herono endlessly. And you know what's maybe the best part
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about that idiot line of questioning if you watch her
do it. She read it. Someone wrote all that down.
She couldn't even come up with that idiocy herself. Someone
wrote it, for gosh, it's amazing. Let's do some emails.
I haven't done. I don't think I've done any tonight, Jesse,
this guy says Bronco. The subject to this one is
my wife has been radicalized. Tell me if this sounds
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familiar to you in your life. My wife has always
avoided the news in most social media as long as
I've known her, major things have happened, and she'll have
no idea if I don't tell her. She's been very
sheltered and also so happy and sweet because of it.
She's a firm anti communist, though after nine years of
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me ranting and educating her, the murder of Charlie Kirk
was too big of a story for her to avoid.
She loved him. She got on social media and saw
all the demons celebrating including one of her coworkers, and
it kind of broke her. Despite me always telling her
that the Left has become the spawn of Satan, it
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never really sunk in. Now She's like, look at these people.
I never realized it was this bad. She cried for
days and has become angry, vengeful, and motivated to become
active in the community. She's obsessed. She started a Twitter
account to inform people about upcoming local elections, and she's
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investigating the social medias of all local teachers and school staff,
and she's urging me to start a podcast. I'm proud
of her, but I hope she can snap out of
it soon and be normal and happy again. So all right, Well,
there's actually a lot more to unpack here than meets
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the eye. First of all, as we have talked about before,
ignorance is bliss, isn't it. Honestly, the dumbest people I
know in my life, not the mazy herona. So I'm
talking about the real morons that are in my life.
Some of them are my friends, completely uninformed, just kind
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of dumb, no no no real interest in anything else.
They are quite content, I'll be honest with you. They're
quite content when I get angry about something political. They
look at me like I have three heads. They don't understand.
What are you talking about. I'm playing fantasy football. What's
going on? Ignorance is bliss. But and we'll get to
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know her being happy again in a moment, in a moment.
But I think I think we all make a mistake,
and I have made this mistake many times in my life.
I think we make the mistake of pursuing happiness over
purpose because we feel like happiness in life is the purpose.
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Don't get me wrong. I want you to be happy.
I want you to be content. I want you to
have a fulfilling life. But we are not called to
be happy. We are called to have a purpose. We
have a duty. I have a duty in this life.
You have a duty, and our duties are different, right,
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But we all, every single every single one of us, you, me,
all of us, even Chris, for Pete's sake, we all
have a duty. And oftentimes when you discover it, when
that duty hits you, when you snap out of your
apathy and that duty hits you in the face, sometimes
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your normally pleasant attitude, that smile you walk around with,
sometimes it gets replaced by a scow by focus, and
I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing. I think,
in fact, it's a good thing. If you have been
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processing anger, if you've been angry and you are still angry,
that's also a good thing. They martyred one of our leaders.
That better make you angry. And I hope that gave
you a renewed purpose. Maybe you've already been pursuing things
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with your purpose. I hope it gave you a new
drive to do it. I hope it did. We should
be more purposeful, especially when we wake up one morning
and we discover that these people all around us are
monsters and they're not sorry. This is a streamer named Destiny.
(07:40):
I guess. I'm guessing that's not his real name. He
went on Piers Morgan and this is what he said
about the assassination.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
If you wanted Charlie Kirk to be alive. Donald Trump
shouldn't have been president for the second term. Every time
he's in office, this happens. People joked about when Biden.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Came in, it was so boring.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Nothing was going on. Seven out of ten of the
largest protests in American history, it happened under Donald.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
If you wanted Charlie Kirk to be alive. Why'd you
elect Donald Trump? This is what happens we get violent.
This is Bill Burr, famous comedian on Jimmy Kimmel. Keep
in mind when he yells free Luigi, he's talking about
that scumbag in New York City who walked up behind
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an insurance ceo and straight up executed him. Plotted it,
planned it, had engravings on the shell, casings, and executed
a husband and father in New York City. This isn't
in the dark areas of the Internet. This is on
Jimmy Kimmel on network television.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
You know, and they're talking about looting.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
But CNN and Fox News.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I'm not going to bring up the insurance companies that
are just going to keep everybody's premiums and still get
themselves a bonus.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Free Luigi, Free Luigi. If you didn't know that you
were surrounded by monsters that they are your nurses, your teachers,
they serve in your military, they serve in your FBI.
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If you didn't know that, in the past week has
revealed that to you, and that is in some way
taking the bloom off the rows, if you will, in
some way made you less happy than you were before.
I would argue, that's good. It's a sober reality to
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wake up and figure out that they've been at war
with you, and now you have to fight it now.
That said, just because you are sad or angry now,
that won't last forever. We are grieving, all of us
are grieving a martyr. That's good to grieve. Be sad,
be angry. Actually, Av and I were talking about it
(09:55):
this morning, believe it or not. We're sitting in the
kitchen and we had this exact conversation this morning. I
was stuffing breakfast tacos in my face and she was,
I don't know, the opening mail something like that. She
was standing by me. We were just gabbing about things,
and she said something. This is not verbatim, I don't think.
She said, Man, I'm still just so sad, And I said, baby,
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me too. That's okay, be sad, be mad. I promise
your happy wife is going to come back, maybe with
just a little bit of a different drive. All right.
And speaking of being purposeful, our battle has to be
fought with our money too. Our battle for this culture,
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as I've told you for years, has to be with
the movies you see you don't see, the clothes you
buy or don't buy, the beer you buy or don't
buy your cell phone service. It is important to punish
corporate communists. Punishing them is done by pulling your money
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away and starving them of it. We the masses, if
we all become more purposeful with where we spend and
don't spend our money. It's not that we can get
corporate America completely out of politics. We'll get them on
our side. We have the numbers, we have the money.
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Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
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dot com, Jesse. I heard our Governor Shapiro of Pennsylvania.
He said today there are shootings on both sides. Am
I missing something because I don't know who he might
be comparing to the shooting of Charlie. You are missing something.
Let me explain what you're missing. The Communist doesn't care
about death. He doesn't care about human life at all.
He does care about the revolution. Therefore, whenever there is
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a shooting it's something terrible that he can in any
way pin on the right or guns, or do something
that will move the revolution forward, he will do so,
and he will do it with clarity. He will stand
up boldly and say it's Republicans, it's Trump, it's your guns,
that's who's at fault here. And if there is ever
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a shooting that very clearly makes him in his demonic
base look bad, then he will attempt to spread the
blame around by saying it's everyone both sides. It is
a tactic that they have used for a very long time.
That's why they're all over the news talking like this.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
First of all, you know, i'd heard different things about
his ideology he wasn't a registered Democrat or Republican. He
may have been a Groyker, which is a follower Nick
Flentes who's on the right. But I'll say this, it
shouldn't matter. This has happened to Democrats, this has happened
to Republicans. The shooters were on both sides of the extreme,
and so what should matter is that we should all
come together to one turn down the rhetoric and two
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keep ours.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That guy won't turn down the rhetoric, and he doesn't
want to come together. He doesn't care about that at all.
What he wants is this news cycle that is making him,
his party, his sick religion look bad. He wants it
to pass, and so he is attempting to spread the
blame around. Beware of these types. Just be aware that's
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what they're doing. And mostly you should pour hatred down
on Republicans helping them do it. James Langford's of the World,
the Spencer Coxes of the World, Katie Britt of the world,
these people, we all have to tone it. It's both
sides that those people are helping the communist right now,
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and most of them are doing it on purpose. Jesse,
having listened to your show. I went straight home and
had a one on one with both both of my
youngest sons. I wanted to thank you for reminding me
that although they want nothing, they want for nothing because
I work eighty hours a week, they need my words,
not just my financial support. While I struggle to give
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them what I want them to have and the present,
I need to remind myself of their future. I cannot
imagine going to the grave after seeing my sons put
to death or incarcerated for life because I was absent
and let them be indoctrinated by people that walk freely,
and the destruction and guilt my sons will have to
end their life's lives with realizing they were lied to.
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It's a really reality check and thank you for that.
You're a good man, sir. I am anything but a
good man, but it is a wake up call to
every single parent out there. Think about this moment. Think
about this That assassin who obviously I don't name on
the show. That assassin had his first little hearing today
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twenty two years old. He is twenty two years old,
and don't think for a moment I want you to
have any sympathy. I don't have any sympathy, but think
about what he's gone through mentally in the last week
as he looks around at his cage and processes that
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every day for the rest of his life will suck.
The rest of his life, he will be in a cage.
He won't be enjoying the ballgame, good food. He'll be
surrounded by violent as possibly experienced violence himself, and he
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will either a count down the days until he's executed
by the state of Utah or b he will live
until his body fails him in a cage. And he's
twenty two years old. And because he traveled down the
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demonic road on the Internet and got involved in dark
internet communist places, because he was not inoculated against that,
because his parents never had these talks with him. And
I'm not blaming them, I'm really not. Parents don't know
because that didn't happen. Every day for the rest of
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his life, his life will suck. What does that feel like?
That is the cost of avoiding politics with your kids? No, no, no, no, no,
no no. Pull your children out of the world of
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make believe at an appropriate age, of course, but wake
them up to the fact that demons are real, that
there are dangerous, poisonous religions out there and their religions
that are after them, and your child is going to
be attacked by that religion in his school, in her college,
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and most definitely on the internet. I didn't say move
to the mountains and never have a smartphone. I'm not naive.
I know kids are gonna get online and they're gonna
have phones, and I got it. I got my mind.
I phones, mine have the Internet. I got it. Make
sure they are armed with knowledge and warned constantly before
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they travel down these roads. That's a good point, Chris.
Chris just reminded me. Two years ago, this twenty two
year old kid was a normal human being. Two years later,
he's a murderous demon and the rest of his life
is in hell. That's the cost of avoiding politics. That's
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what happens. Let's protect ourselves there, Oracle. After the insanity
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All right, burna dot com. We'll be back. Jesse Kelly,
it is that Jesse Kelly show on a Wonderful Tuesday.
Speaking of wonderful, this is a local TV anchor out
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of Springfield, Illinois, and I don't know I've never talked
to her in my life, don't know anything about her,
but apparently she was suspended by her station for doing
a heartfelt tribute to Charlie Kirk, and there is courage everywhere.
This is what a sounds like. She just lost her job.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
I want you to know that it's okay if you
feel sadness. It's okay if you feel if you're grieving.
Two days ago, I lost a mentor, my first boss,
the first person who made me believe in myself, the
encouraged me to chase this dream that you're watching right now.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
There's a lot going on in our world right now,
in our country, But I want to say one thing.
Lean on your neighbors, speak up for what you believe in.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
I don't care what it is I want to share
with you.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
One of my favorite saying is that Charlie would always
tell us at the office, he would yell it from
the mountaintop.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
So please listen.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
When conversations stop happening, when individuals become wordless, that's when
violence begins. So if you do one thing today, make
it be with passion, with conviction.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Stand up for your friends, stand up for your beliefs,
and speak loudly, even if your voice hikes. Your words
have meaning, your values have purpose.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
And never forget that brave kid. She just sounds young,
I say, kid, just sounds everybody's young to me. I'm
forty four at this point in time. What Chris Man
dressed in scuba gear, accused of robbing Disney Springs restaurant
and then swimming away. Maybe this story passed you by,
but it didn't pass me by because for most of
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my life I have dreamt of escaping from something under
the water. I have no idea. Why are you shaking
your head, Chris? I can be honest about my thoughts.
There is something about slipping into the ocean or a lake.
Doesn't have to be the ocean, maybe a lake or
even a river of some kind. In disappearing under the
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water to escape. I'm pretty sure it was Rambo. I
might have this wrong. It could have been one of
the delta force move that went under the water and
then he grabbed like a hollow stick. I think it
was a read a hollow stick and he stayed under
the water, breathing with it. And I remember when I
watched this when I was a kid, that I think
I can do that, and I would like a chance
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to do that. And when it comes to scuba stuff,
mark my words, I am going to scuba my way
into or out of something someday, somehow, someway. And if
I ever do choose to become a criminal, I am
only going to do it close to the water, so
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I can what, Chris, what what scuba in? So I
come in with the diving gear and I take it
off and then I'm in a suit. No, Chris, that's
just in the movies. I would scuba in with the
scuba gear, but the suit would be in a vacuum sealed,
water proof pouch on my back. I would have to
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get somewhere on the beach where I could change without
getting sand everywhere, because that always bothered me about the
beach and when I was putting what when I was
putting on my stuff, I'm not going to want sand
in my suit. So that's going to be a process.
I'll probably have to choose somewhere that has one of
those hoses where you can spray yourself off. But I'll
go clean off my stuff, put on my suit. I
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will then carry out whatever operation it happens to be.
Maybe I'll be robbing a bank. Maybe my spy services
will finally be you know, there'll be a market for them.
Maybe I'll be hired to do covert ops of some kind.
And then I will slowly and quietly, almost like a shadow,
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I will make my way back to the beach, where
I will take off my stuff. I'll put it back
in the vacuum ceiling. I've thought about this. I don't
want to be discovered and I don't want to leave
any trace afterwards, so I'll put it back in the
vacuum ceiling. And I already have a plan for this,
because I know what you're already thinking. I know what
you're thinking right now. What about the footprints you're gonna
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leave on the beach. I'm going to have branches that
I drag behind as I walk back to the water.
Don't shake your head, Chris. As I walk back to
the water, I'm gonna have branches covering up my trail.
And then I'm just going to slip into the waves
and just like that, I'm gone. What Chris, what glue
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the branches to the bottom of my shoe? I actually
thought about that, But the problem is it's not very stealthy. Remember,
I need to move silently, Chris. You would, now, I'm
not judging you. You don't understand covert ops the way
I do, okay, So there's no judgment. This is just
a it's trade craft that you wouldn't know be poret
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it that way. It's tradecraft, just letting you know, Jesse,
a broken clock is right twice a day. The yuppy smoker,
of which I have in of Rain's Victorious, I did
an eighteen pound brisket and it was perfect. An eighteen
pound brisket. This guy must be loaded. I cannot imagine
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how much an eighteen pound brisket costs. What Chris? What
Chris said, It's like fifty bucks. No, dude, an eighteen
pound brisket is not fifty bucks. Where are you buying
your brisket? Chris? Is this a special Jewish deal you
have somewhere with the relt what what? No, it's not
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fifty dollars anyway. I wish I had the time and
knowledge to do it old school. But here we are.
Remember I told you I brought my brisket to the
party on Saturday night and they just laid waste to it.
There were a couple pitmaster types that have the real
smokers where they have to put in the wood and
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adjust this and adjust the dad and that. They're always
looking at it, and they attempted to put me down
for the fact that I have a wood pellet smoker.
But by the time I was done fighting for myself,
fighting for my wood pellet smoker, I kind of won
them over too. Mine doesn't require any thought. I take
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the brisket color, I rub it. I put it in
some kind of a rube whatever. It's not like I
make it up myself. I just grab one of the
various rubes we have in the in the in the
in the cupboard, and I rub it. I fridge it
for six hours. Then I pull it out of the fridge.
I set nice smoker temperature to two hundred. I put
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my thermometers in there, as you know, and I chuck
it on and I go to bed. I do this
at night before I go to bed. Now, granted, I
am getting a little bit of pushback at the house,
and I'm not sure how this is going to work out.
The next time our house started to smell a lot
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like smoke, Bob definitely woke up and mentioned that she
did not appreciate that her blankets and carpet and everything
now smelled like smoke. And there were some threats mixed
in there. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention to everything.
So maybe maybe I'm gonna have to adjust exactly how
and where I do it. But why would I want
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to change? Because all the pitmaster types tried to tell
me too well, you don't understand part of the joy
is adjusting for this. Why would that be part of
the joy. It's not part of my joy at all.
My joy is eating it. I don't like paying for it.
I don't like messing with it. I like eating it
and watching other people eat it. And I like watching
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other people eat it because I know inevitably they're going
to pay me compliments, and because I generally only care
about me. I'm a very selfish person. I want those compliments.
I want everyone to tell me how great I am.
I don't understand why I need anything else. Jesse. Last
night I was listening to you. I was surprised when
you said something about Spencer Cox, governor of Utah. I
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didn't hear it all, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't good.
I don't know how much you know about him, but
I've been impressed when he gave updates on Charlie Kirk's assassin.
Can you repeat what he said. Maybe I heard it wrong.
Thank you. I love your show. Spencer Cox is a disaster,
a disaster that even insists on using preferred pronouns. What
he did was give one or two very good press
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conferences in the wake of the assassination that don't make
Spencer Cox one of us. Spencer Cox should be bounced
out of office in the next primary. Now, you you
need to take a step for your pain. A step,
and that step is relief factor. The pain that drags
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you down, the pain that holds your life back, that
makes everything worse. Stop lying to yourself that you have
to live with it, that it's just part of old age,
it's part of this or that. Until you have tried
relief factor, you don't know that you have to live
with it. Stop taking things to masket it's terrible for you,
and stop just accepting that. Well, Okay, I guess I
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can't hike anymore, all right, I guess every day I
go to work, it's gonna hurt every morning. My back's
gonna hurt me. I'm gonna have to do the thing
when I bend over, And don't don't do that, not
until you've at least tried relief Factor. Over a million
others have tried it. Not asking you to be some
kind of a pioneer here. Why do you think it's
(29:36):
gotten so big because it works three weeks. It's a supplement.
Take it every day for three weeks. Watch that pain
fade away until it's gone one eight hundred, the number
four relief. We're good at relief Factor dot Com. We'll
be back. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. But we will be back tomorrow for
a hook day show. And don't forget we have our
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(30:23):
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a barn burner headline is man poisoned after following dietary
advice from chat GPT. This is just a little side
warning AI Artificial intelligence I know everybody thinks that the
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whole world is going to be run by it tomorrow,
and that it's piloting planes and it's going to perform
your brain surgery and everything else, not at all, and
it gets things wrong all the time. Time research for yourself. Trust,
but verify. Second thing Americans struggle with, what do they
have to come up with all these new words travel
(31:10):
dysmorphia The feeling they haven't seen enough of the world
compared to others. Apparently this is a thing where people
feel like everyone else has seen the whole world and
they haven't seen any Consider this a reminder that people
on social media are not real. The person itself may
(31:34):
be real, but they put up only the best things,
only the best things. If there's ladies, if there's some woman,
some model or actress or someone you follow, and she's
on Instagram and she's just so beautiful, everything's so beautiful.
(31:56):
She always looks beautiful. She looks like crap just as
often as you do. Only the best pictures get put online,
with the perfect lighting in eighty seven takes and the
best makeup, giving you a false impression of their life.
If you are jealous about other people's travels. She was
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just in Bali. Oh, her life is perfect. They just
got back from Paris. Yeah, they argued the entire time,
the food was cold, they got stalled out in the airport.
Nobody ever puts those things on social media. Social media
is really really bad at filling people with envy and
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a feeling that their life is empty, that you have nothing,
other people have everything. Guard yourself against that because it's
really really, really unhealthy and it's going to cost you
your happiness. Something that's gonna cost me my happiness is
if Pam Bondi can't get her act together. There's free
speech and then there's hate speech, and there is there's
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no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie
in our society.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Do you see more law enforcement going after these groups
who are using hate speech and putting cuffs on people,
so we show them that some action is better than
no action.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
We will absolutely target you, go after you if you
are targeting anyone with hate speech anything, and that's across
the aisle. Yeah, that's great. Jesse Bergen County, New Jersey,
is a commie sewer, and multiple recent posts by so
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called Marines are a call for ice to stop collecting
the illegal street animals and sending them back to wherever
they escape from. Perhaps you have some true blue marine
buddies around here that can straighten them out. Also, we
do worry about your safety. You are my Charlie Kirk.
(33:57):
We care first of all. I'll be fine. Second of all. Remember,
I mean it really applies now to so much of
what we see around here. Remember when I told you
what they were doing with the military, meaning the Biden administration.
Remember what I told you over and over and over
again that they weren't destroying the military. It was a
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very common thing for people to say, they're wrecking the military.
We're not going to be ready, they're destroying it. They're
destroying it. That's not what they were doing. They were
building one. This really took off under Barack Obama. Joe
Biden just put it into overdrive building one. If you
are a dirty America hating communist and you have dreams
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of one day doing what every communist has done, and
that's sending the American military after your political opponents, well
you have a problem. The military is full of patriotic, red,
white and Blue Americans, so you have to change that.
So you do things like a COVID vaccine mandate for
military personnel, get rid of a bunch of freedom lovers
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who don't want that well at the same time, at
the same time doing a huge recruitment drive focusing on
DEI hires as fast as humanly possible. Then you promote
the DEI hires through other DEI hires. Soon you wake
up and Charlie Kirk gets assassinated, and every day you
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find out about new military members cheering it on social media.
They're building, they have built, in large part, a military
to do what they want it to do. The job
ahead of Pete Hegseth is a very, very tough one
because he has to get it out and there is
a lot of it in there. And now here's a
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headline by go you know.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
You know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
New Jersey. Surgeon who cheered Charlie Kirk's murder resigns as suspended.
Nurse who called him out is reinstated. I have actually
been following this story closely and I am happy she
is coming back. Really been pulling for poll shows the
US patriotism hits historic low on the twenty fourth anniversary
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of nine to eleven. That's very terrible news. It's very
terrible for the country. But the good news is this,
that's conditioning that has been pumped into the heads of
American citizens for generations with our media and Hollywood and
most definitely the school system, and it can be reversed
if we focus and take these institutions back. Johnson, that
(36:34):
would be Mike Johnson has no plans to punish Omar
for comments justifying Charlie Kirk's murder. I just want to
remind everyone that we had a very slim GOP majority
and the GOP establishment kicked out a member of Congress,
kicked him out for allegations, not being convicted of anything,
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for allegations of wrongdoing, thus reducing our majority. But they
will never ever ever do that, apparently to a Democrat,
and that is in large part why we are where
we are now. We are going to come back tomorrow
and we will do it again, and we'll tackle whatever
life happens to bring us tomorrow, and we'll do it together,
all right, That's all.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. We're gonna do emails this hour. We're gonna
make fun of Mazy Herono here in a couple of minutes.
That's a good time. Talk about AI doing your thinking
for you, jealousy of other people, Communists are still blood
(00:34):
thirsty savages. All that and so much more coming up
in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
I'm gonna make you feel better. I know it was
a heavy first hour as we talked about the problems
that what we have to tackle. But I'm gonna make
you feel better. A lot of our enemies, yes they're evil,
(00:56):
but they're really, really, really dumb and nod Nobody on
the face of the planet is dumber than Mazie Herono.
And she's a United States Senator from Hawaii. When I
say she is easily the dumbest person in the House
of Representatives or the Senate combined, I mean it completely.
(01:19):
Whoever you think is dumber, they are light yeer smarter
than Maizie Herona. And this is the kind of more
on idiotcy we face she had a chance to ask cash,
but tell some questions today. She is concerned greatly that
FBI agents are being required to do pull up.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You are not requiring applicants to be able to do
a certain kind of pull ups which a lot of
women cannot because of physiological differences. Are you requiring these
kinds of pull ups?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
We are requiring a physical program at BFTC at Quantico
because FBI agents carrying guns in the field have to
chase down bad guys and do really hard work of
the physical fitness standards of those agents.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So are youse signs of pull ups?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We are requiring everybody to pass the eighteen eleven standards
at BFTC. If you want to chase down a bad
guy and put him in handcuffs, you better be able
to do a pull up.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
The reason I ask is that there are concerns about
whether or not being able to do these kinds of
harsh pull ups? Is really required of FBI.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Agents doing one harsh and they're always.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I could do a long rant on why diversity is
the death of everything, and this is actually a very
good explanation on how our military has rotted and FBI
has rotted because we destroy standards so we can get
more women and fat people involved. But the truth is
it's more fun to just sit here in mock mazy
herono endlessly. And you know what's maybe the best part
(02:59):
about that idiot line of questioning if you watch her
do it. She read it. Someone wrote all that down.
She couldn't even come up with that idiocy herself. Someone
wrote it, for gosh, it's amazing. Let's do some emails.
I haven't done. I don't think I've done any tonight, Jesse,
this guy says Bronco. The subject to this one is
my wife has been radicalized. Tell me if this sounds
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familiar to you in your life. My wife has always
avoided the news in most social media as long as
I've known her, major things have happened, and she'll have
no idea if I don't tell her. She's been very
sheltered and also so happy and sweet because of it.
She's a firm anti communist, though after nine years of
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me ranting and educating her, the murder of Charlie Kirk
was too big of a story for her to avoid.
She loved him. She got on social media and saw
all the demons celebrating including one of her coworkers, and
it kind of broke her. Despite me always telling her
that the Left has become the spawn of Satan, it
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never really sunk in. Now She's like, look at these people.
I never realized it was this bad. She cried for
days and has become angry, vengeful, and motivated to become
active in the community. She's obsessed. She started a Twitter
account to inform people about upcoming local elections, and she's
(04:23):
investigating the social medias of all local teachers and school staff,
and she's urging me to start a podcast. I'm proud
of her, but I hope she can snap out of
it soon and be normal and happy again. So all right, Well,
there's actually a lot more to unpack here than meets
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the eye. First of all, as we have talked about before,
ignorance is bliss, isn't it. Honestly, the dumbest people I
know in my life, not the mazy herona. So I'm
talking about the real morons that are in my life.
Some of them are my friends, completely uninformed, just kind
(05:07):
of dumb, no no no real interest in anything else.
They are quite content, I'll be honest with you. They're
quite content when I get angry about something political. They
look at me like I have three heads. They don't understand.
What are you talking about. I'm playing fantasy football. What's
going on? Ignorance is bliss. But and we'll get to
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know her being happy again in a moment, in a moment.
But I think I think we all make a mistake,
and I have made this mistake many times in my life.
I think we make the mistake of pursuing happiness over
purpose because we feel like happiness in life is the purpose.
(05:53):
Don't get me wrong. I want you to be happy.
I want you to be content. I want you to
have a fulfilling life. But we are not called to
be happy. We are called to have a purpose. We
have a duty. I have a duty in this life.
You have a duty, and our duties are different, right,
(06:13):
But we all, every single every single one of us, you, me,
all of us, even Chris, for Pete's sake, we all
have a duty. And oftentimes when you discover it, when
that duty hits you, when you snap out of your
apathy and that duty hits you in the face, sometimes
(06:35):
your normally pleasant attitude, that smile you walk around with,
sometimes it gets replaced by a scow by focus, and
I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing. I think,
in fact, it's a good thing. If you have been
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processing anger, if you've been angry and you are still angry,
that's also a good thing. They martyred one of our leaders.
That better make you angry. And I hope that gave
you a renewed purpose. Maybe you've already been pursuing things
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with your purpose. I hope it gave you a new
drive to do it. I hope it did. We should
be more purposeful, especially when we wake up one morning
and we discover that these people all around us are
monsters and they're not sorry. This is a streamer named Destiny.
(07:40):
I guess. I'm guessing that's not his real name. He
went on Piers Morgan and this is what he said
about the assassination.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
If you wanted Charlie Kirk to be alive. Donald Trump
shouldn't have been president for the second term. Every time
he's in office, this happens. People joked about when Biden.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Came in, it was so boring.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Nothing was going on. Seven out of ten of the
largest protests in American history, it happened under Donald.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
If you wanted Charlie Kirk to be alive. Why'd you
elect Donald Trump? This is what happens we get violent.
This is Bill Burr, famous comedian on Jimmy Kimmel. Keep
in mind when he yells free Luigi, he's talking about
that scumbag in New York City who walked up behind
(08:23):
an insurance ceo and straight up executed him. Plotted it,
planned it, had engravings on the shell, casings, and executed
a husband and father in New York City. This isn't
in the dark areas of the Internet. This is on
Jimmy Kimmel on network television.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
You know, and they're talking about looting.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
But CNN and Fox News.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I'm not going to bring up the insurance companies that
are just going to keep everybody's premiums and still get
themselves a bonus.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Free Luigi, Free Luigi. If you didn't know that you
were surrounded by monsters that they are your nurses, your teachers,
they serve in your military, they serve in your FBI.
(09:13):
If you didn't know that, in the past week has
revealed that to you, and that is in some way
taking the bloom off the rows, if you will, in
some way made you less happy than you were before.
I would argue, that's good. It's a sober reality to
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wake up and figure out that they've been at war
with you, and now you have to fight it now.
That said, just because you are sad or angry now,
that won't last forever. We are grieving, all of us
are grieving a martyr. That's good to grieve. Be sad,
be angry. Actually, Av and I were talking about it
(09:55):
this morning, believe it or not. We're sitting in the
kitchen and we had this exact conversation this morning. I
was stuffing breakfast tacos in my face and she was,
I don't know, the opening mail something like that. She
was standing by me. We were just gabbing about things,
and she said something. This is not verbatim, I don't think.
She said, Man, I'm still just so sad, And I said, baby,
(10:16):
me too. That's okay, be sad, be mad. I promise
your happy wife is going to come back, maybe with
just a little bit of a different drive. All right.
And speaking of being purposeful, our battle has to be
fought with our money too. Our battle for this culture,
(10:37):
as I've told you for years, has to be with
the movies you see you don't see, the clothes you
buy or don't buy, the beer you buy or don't
buy your cell phone service. It is important to punish
corporate communists. Punishing them is done by pulling your money
(10:58):
away and starving them of it. We the masses, if
we all become more purposeful with where we spend and
don't spend our money. It's not that we can get
corporate America completely out of politics. We'll get them on
our side. We have the numbers, we have the money.
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dot com, Jesse. I heard our Governor Shapiro of Pennsylvania.
He said today there are shootings on both sides. Am
I missing something because I don't know who he might
be comparing to the shooting of Charlie. You are missing something.
Let me explain what you're missing. The Communist doesn't care
about death. He doesn't care about human life at all.
He does care about the revolution. Therefore, whenever there is
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a shooting it's something terrible that he can in any
way pin on the right or guns, or do something
that will move the revolution forward, he will do so,
and he will do it with clarity. He will stand
up boldly and say it's Republicans, it's Trump, it's your guns,
that's who's at fault here. And if there is ever
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a shooting that very clearly makes him in his demonic
base look bad, then he will attempt to spread the
blame around by saying it's everyone both sides. It is
a tactic that they have used for a very long time.
That's why they're all over the news talking like this.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
First of all, you know, i'd heard different things about
his ideology he wasn't a registered Democrat or Republican. He
may have been a Groyker, which is a follower Nick
Flentes who's on the right. But I'll say this, it
shouldn't matter. This has happened to Democrats, this has happened
to Republicans. The shooters were on both sides of the extreme,
and so what should matter is that we should all
come together to one turn down the rhetoric and two
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keep ours.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That guy won't turn down the rhetoric, and he doesn't
want to come together. He doesn't care about that at all.
What he wants is this news cycle that is making him,
his party, his sick religion look bad. He wants it
to pass, and so he is attempting to spread the
blame around. Beware of these types. Just be aware that's
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what they're doing. And mostly you should pour hatred down
on Republicans helping them do it. James Langford's of the World,
the Spencer Coxes of the World, Katie Britt of the world,
these people, we all have to tone it. It's both
sides that those people are helping the communist right now,
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and most of them are doing it on purpose. Jesse,
having listened to your show. I went straight home and
had a one on one with both both of my
youngest sons. I wanted to thank you for reminding me
that although they want nothing, they want for nothing because
I work eighty hours a week, they need my words,
not just my financial support. While I struggle to give
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them what I want them to have and the present,
I need to remind myself of their future. I cannot
imagine going to the grave after seeing my sons put
to death or incarcerated for life because I was absent
and let them be indoctrinated by people that walk freely,
and the destruction and guilt my sons will have to
end their life's lives with realizing they were lied to.
(14:59):
It's a really reality check and thank you for that.
You're a good man, sir. I am anything but a
good man, but it is a wake up call to
every single parent out there. Think about this moment. Think
about this That assassin who obviously I don't name on
the show. That assassin had his first little hearing today
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twenty two years old. He is twenty two years old,
and don't think for a moment I want you to
have any sympathy. I don't have any sympathy, but think
about what he's gone through mentally in the last week
as he looks around at his cage and processes that
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every day for the rest of his life will suck.
The rest of his life, he will be in a cage.
He won't be enjoying the ballgame, good food. He'll be
surrounded by violent as possibly experienced violence himself, and he
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will either a count down the days until he's executed
by the state of Utah or b he will live
until his body fails him in a cage. And he's
twenty two years old. And because he traveled down the
(16:24):
demonic road on the Internet and got involved in dark
internet communist places, because he was not inoculated against that,
because his parents never had these talks with him. And
I'm not blaming them, I'm really not. Parents don't know
because that didn't happen. Every day for the rest of
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his life, his life will suck. What does that feel like?
That is the cost of avoiding politics with your kids? No, no, no, no, no,
no no. Pull your children out of the world of
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make believe at an appropriate age, of course, but wake
them up to the fact that demons are real, that
there are dangerous, poisonous religions out there and their religions
that are after them, and your child is going to
be attacked by that religion in his school, in her college,
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and most definitely on the internet. I didn't say move
to the mountains and never have a smartphone. I'm not naive.
I know kids are gonna get online and they're gonna
have phones, and I got it. I got my mind.
I phones, mine have the Internet. I got it. Make
sure they are armed with knowledge and warned constantly before
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they travel down these roads. That's a good point, Chris.
Chris just reminded me. Two years ago, this twenty two
year old kid was a normal human being. Two years later,
he's a murderous demon and the rest of his life
is in hell. That's the cost of avoiding politics. That's
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what happens. Let's protect ourselves there, Oracle. After the insanity
of the past couple weeks, my wife finally insisted I
get her a burner launcher, a request which I was
happy to acquiesce. He said that means I said, yes,
we got it yesterday, and I am pleased to say
we used it today and the results were highly satisfying.
(18:34):
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(19:20):
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All right, burna dot com. We'll be back. Jesse Kelly,
it is that Jesse Kelly show on a Wonderful Tuesday.
Speaking of wonderful, this is a local TV anchor out
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of Springfield, Illinois, and I don't know I've never talked
to her in my life, don't know anything about her,
but apparently she was suspended by her station for doing
a heartfelt tribute to Charlie Kirk, and there is courage everywhere.
This is what a sounds like. She just lost her job.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
I want you to know that it's okay if you
feel sadness. It's okay if you feel if you're grieving.
Two days ago, I lost a mentor, my first boss,
the first person who made me believe in myself, the
encouraged me to chase this dream that you're watching right now.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
There's a lot going on in our world right now,
in our country, But I want to say one thing.
Lean on your neighbors, speak up for what you believe in.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
I don't care what it is I want to share
with you.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
One of my favorite saying is that Charlie would always
tell us at the office, he would yell it from
the mountaintop.
Speaker 7 (20:38):
So please listen.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
When conversations stop happening, when individuals become wordless, that's when
violence begins. So if you do one thing today, make
it be with passion, with conviction.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Stand up for your friends, stand up for your beliefs,
and speak loudly, even if your voice hikes. Your words
have meaning, your values have purpose.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
And never forget that brave kid. She just sounds young,
I say, kid, just sounds everybody's young to me. I'm
forty four at this point in time. What Chris Man
dressed in scuba gear, accused of robbing Disney Springs restaurant
and then swimming away. Maybe this story passed you by,
but it didn't pass me by because for most of
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my life I have dreamt of escaping from something under
the water. I have no idea. Why are you shaking
your head, Chris? I can be honest about my thoughts.
There is something about slipping into the ocean or a lake.
Doesn't have to be the ocean, maybe a lake or
even a river of some kind. In disappearing under the
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water to escape. I'm pretty sure it was Rambo. I
might have this wrong. It could have been one of
the delta force move that went under the water and
then he grabbed like a hollow stick. I think it
was a read a hollow stick and he stayed under
the water, breathing with it. And I remember when I
watched this when I was a kid, that I think
I can do that, and I would like a chance
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to do that. And when it comes to scuba stuff,
mark my words, I am going to scuba my way
into or out of something someday, somehow, someway. And if
I ever do choose to become a criminal, I am
only going to do it close to the water, so
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I can what, Chris, what what scuba in? So I
come in with the diving gear and I take it
off and then I'm in a suit. No, Chris, that's
just in the movies. I would scuba in with the
scuba gear, but the suit would be in a vacuum sealed,
water proof pouch on my back. I would have to
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get somewhere on the beach where I could change without
getting sand everywhere, because that always bothered me about the
beach and when I was putting what when I was
putting on my stuff, I'm not going to want sand
in my suit. So that's going to be a process.
I'll probably have to choose somewhere that has one of
those hoses where you can spray yourself off. But I'll
go clean off my stuff, put on my suit. I
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will then carry out whatever operation it happens to be.
Maybe I'll be robbing a bank. Maybe my spy services
will finally be you know, there'll be a market for them.
Maybe I'll be hired to do covert ops of some kind.
And then I will slowly and quietly, almost like a shadow,
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I will make my way back to the beach, where
I will take off my stuff. I'll put it back
in the vacuum ceiling. I've thought about this. I don't
want to be discovered and I don't want to leave
any trace afterwards, so I'll put it back in the
vacuum ceiling. And I already have a plan for this,
because I know what you're already thinking. I know what
you're thinking right now. What about the footprints you're gonna
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leave on the beach. I'm going to have branches that
I drag behind as I walk back to the water.
Don't shake your head, Chris. As I walk back to
the water, I'm gonna have branches covering up my trail.
And then I'm just going to slip into the waves
and just like that, I'm gone. What Chris, what glue
(24:30):
the branches to the bottom of my shoe? I actually
thought about that, But the problem is it's not very stealthy. Remember,
I need to move silently, Chris. You would, now, I'm
not judging you. You don't understand covert ops the way
I do, okay, So there's no judgment. This is just
a it's trade craft that you wouldn't know be poret
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it that way. It's tradecraft, just letting you know, Jesse,
a broken clock is right twice a day. The yuppy smoker,
of which I have in of Rain's Victorious, I did
an eighteen pound brisket and it was perfect. An eighteen
pound brisket. This guy must be loaded. I cannot imagine
(25:12):
how much an eighteen pound brisket costs. What Chris? What
Chris said, It's like fifty bucks. No, dude, an eighteen
pound brisket is not fifty bucks. Where are you buying
your brisket? Chris? Is this a special Jewish deal you
have somewhere with the relt what what? No, it's not
(25:32):
fifty dollars anyway. I wish I had the time and
knowledge to do it old school. But here we are.
Remember I told you I brought my brisket to the
party on Saturday night and they just laid waste to it.
There were a couple pitmaster types that have the real
smokers where they have to put in the wood and
(25:53):
adjust this and adjust the dad and that. They're always
looking at it, and they attempted to put me down
for the fact that I have a wood pellet smoker.
But by the time I was done fighting for myself,
fighting for my wood pellet smoker, I kind of won
them over too. Mine doesn't require any thought. I take
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the brisket color, I rub it. I put it in
some kind of a rube whatever. It's not like I
make it up myself. I just grab one of the
various rubes we have in the in the in the
in the cupboard, and I rub it. I fridge it
for six hours. Then I pull it out of the fridge.
I set nice smoker temperature to two hundred. I put
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my thermometers in there, as you know, and I chuck
it on and I go to bed. I do this
at night before I go to bed. Now, granted, I
am getting a little bit of pushback at the house,
and I'm not sure how this is going to work out.
The next time our house started to smell a lot
(27:02):
like smoke, Bob definitely woke up and mentioned that she
did not appreciate that her blankets and carpet and everything
now smelled like smoke. And there were some threats mixed
in there. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention to everything.
So maybe maybe I'm gonna have to adjust exactly how
and where I do it. But why would I want
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to change? Because all the pitmaster types tried to tell
me too well, you don't understand part of the joy
is adjusting for this. Why would that be part of
the joy. It's not part of my joy at all.
My joy is eating it. I don't like paying for it.
I don't like messing with it. I like eating it
and watching other people eat it. And I like watching
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other people eat it because I know inevitably they're going
to pay me compliments, and because I generally only care
about me. I'm a very selfish person. I want those compliments.
I want everyone to tell me how great I am.
I don't understand why I need anything else. Jesse. Last
night I was listening to you. I was surprised when
you said something about Spencer Cox, governor of Utah. I
(28:07):
didn't hear it all, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't good.
I don't know how much you know about him, but
I've been impressed when he gave updates on Charlie Kirk's assassin.
Can you repeat what he said. Maybe I heard it wrong.
Thank you. I love your show. Spencer Cox is a disaster,
a disaster that even insists on using preferred pronouns. What
he did was give one or two very good press
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conferences in the wake of the assassination that don't make
Spencer Cox one of us. Spencer Cox should be bounced
out of office in the next primary. Now, you you
need to take a step for your pain. A step,
and that step is relief factor. The pain that drags
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you down, the pain that holds your life back, that
makes everything worse. Stop lying to yourself that you have
to live with it, that it's just part of old age,
it's part of this or that. Until you have tried
relief factor, you don't know that you have to live
with it. Stop taking things to masket it's terrible for you,
and stop just accepting that. Well, Okay, I guess I
(29:16):
can't hike anymore, all right, I guess every day I
go to work, it's gonna hurt every morning. My back's
gonna hurt me. I'm gonna have to do the thing
when I bend over, And don't don't do that, not
until you've at least tried relief Factor. Over a million
others have tried it. Not asking you to be some
kind of a pioneer here. Why do you think it's
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gotten so big because it works three weeks. It's a supplement.
Take it every day for three weeks. Watch that pain
fade away until it's gone one eight hundred, the number
four relief. We're good at relief Factor dot Com. We'll
be back. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. But we will be back tomorrow for
a hook day show. And don't forget we have our
crappiest country in the world tournament. It continues tomorrow Rwanda
and Bangladesh. Do I have that right, Chris? You can
already vote on the show's page, right, all right, So
(30:23):
at the on the Jesse Kelly Show, just look up
Jesse Kelly Show on Twitter or x whatever it is,
and you can go vote on tomorrow's matchup. Should be
a barn burner headline is man poisoned after following dietary
advice from chat GPT. This is just a little side
warning AI Artificial intelligence I know everybody thinks that the
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whole world is going to be run by it tomorrow,
and that it's piloting planes and it's going to perform
your brain surgery and everything else, not at all, and
it gets things wrong all the time. Time research for yourself. Trust,
but verify. Second thing Americans struggle with, what do they
have to come up with all these new words travel
(31:10):
dysmorphia The feeling they haven't seen enough of the world
compared to others. Apparently this is a thing where people
feel like everyone else has seen the whole world and
they haven't seen any Consider this a reminder that people
on social media are not real. The person itself may
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be real, but they put up only the best things,
only the best things. If there's ladies, if there's some woman,
some model or actress or someone you follow, and she's
on Instagram and she's just so beautiful, everything's so beautiful.
(31:56):
She always looks beautiful. She looks like crap just as
often as you do. Only the best pictures get put online,
with the perfect lighting in eighty seven takes and the
best makeup, giving you a false impression of their life.
If you are jealous about other people's travels. She was
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just in Bali. Oh, her life is perfect. They just
got back from Paris. Yeah, they argued the entire time,
the food was cold, they got stalled out in the airport.
Nobody ever puts those things on social media. Social media
is really really bad at filling people with envy and
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a feeling that their life is empty, that you have nothing,
other people have everything. Guard yourself against that because it's
really really, really unhealthy and it's going to cost you
your happiness. Something that's gonna cost me my happiness is
if Pam Bondi can't get her act together. There's free
speech and then there's hate speech, and there is there's
(33:00):
no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie
in our society.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Do you see more law enforcement going after these groups
who are using hate speech and putting cuffs on people,
so we show them that some action is better than
no action.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
We will absolutely target you, go after you if you
are targeting anyone with hate speech anything, and that's across
the aisle. Yeah, that's great. Jesse Bergen County, New Jersey,
is a commie sewer, and multiple recent posts by so
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called Marines are a call for ice to stop collecting
the illegal street animals and sending them back to wherever
they escape from. Perhaps you have some true blue marine
buddies around here that can straighten them out. Also, we
do worry about your safety. You are my Charlie Kirk.
(33:57):
We care first of all. I'll be fine. Second of all. Remember,
I mean it really applies now to so much of
what we see around here. Remember when I told you
what they were doing with the military, meaning the Biden administration.
Remember what I told you over and over and over
again that they weren't destroying the military. It was a
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very common thing for people to say, they're wrecking the military.
We're not going to be ready, they're destroying it. They're
destroying it. That's not what they were doing. They were
building one. This really took off under Barack Obama. Joe
Biden just put it into overdrive building one. If you
are a dirty America hating communist and you have dreams
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of one day doing what every communist has done, and
that's sending the American military after your political opponents, well
you have a problem. The military is full of patriotic, red,
white and Blue Americans, so you have to change that.
So you do things like a COVID vaccine mandate for
military personnel, get rid of a bunch of freedom lovers
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who don't want that well at the same time, at
the same time doing a huge recruitment drive focusing on
DEI hires as fast as humanly possible. Then you promote
the DEI hires through other DEI hires. Soon you wake
up and Charlie Kirk gets assassinated, and every day you
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find out about new military members cheering it on social media.
They're building, they have built, in large part, a military
to do what they want it to do. The job
ahead of Pete Hegseth is a very, very tough one
because he has to get it out and there is
a lot of it in there. And now here's a
(35:46):
headline by go you know.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
You know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
New Jersey. Surgeon who cheered Charlie Kirk's murder resigns as suspended.
Nurse who called him out is reinstated. I have actually
been following this story closely and I am happy she
is coming back. Really been pulling for poll shows the
US patriotism hits historic low on the twenty fourth anniversary
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of nine to eleven. That's very terrible news. It's very
terrible for the country. But the good news is this,
that's conditioning that has been pumped into the heads of
American citizens for generations with our media and Hollywood and
most definitely the school system, and it can be reversed
if we focus and take these institutions back. Johnson, that
(36:34):
would be Mike Johnson has no plans to punish Omar
for comments justifying Charlie Kirk's murder. I just want to
remind everyone that we had a very slim GOP majority
and the GOP establishment kicked out a member of Congress,
kicked him out for allegations, not being convicted of anything,
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for allegations of wrongdoing, thus reducing our majority. But they
will never ever ever do that, apparently to a Democrat,
and that is in large part why we are where
we are now. We are going to come back tomorrow
and we will do it again, and we'll tackle whatever
life happens to bring us tomorrow, and we'll do it together,
all right, That's all.
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