October 7, 2025 • 39 mins
The FBI was wiretapping Senators and what does Pam Bondi do about it? Just ‘ending it’ isn’t enough. The weak GOP continues to do absolutely nothing to stop the secret police from destroying the country. Championships take a lifetime of training. Somalia vs Haiti.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. And
I am unreasonably excited for tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
This show is on probably my top five, maybe my
top ten shows all time of ones I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So here's what you're in store for. And look, I'm
warning you right now, this is not a Lukewarm show.
You are going to love the show tonight, or you
are going to turn off the radio so fast and
go listen to crappy jazz music that it'll make your
head spin. Here's what's on tap. Yes, I'm going to
talk about this FBI Arctic frost story that's probably gonna
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dominate a bit of the first hour. About forty five
minutes from now is ah. It's the championship, the crappiest
country in the world. Tournament comes to an end tonight.
Haiti Juggernaut takes on Somalia Juggernaut. The unstoppable force meets
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the immovable object who will be crowned at champion. You're
going to have to wait and see forty five minutes
from now. Oh, and I should note that we're gonna
have a very very brief special guest for the Crappiest
Country in the World Tournament. I think that you will
enjoy it. And then after we're done rafting and raving
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about the DOJ and the FBI and everything else that's
going on. After we're done with the Crappiest Country in
the World Tournament, I'm kind of done with politics tonight.
I'm not gonna say I won't return, because I probably will.
But starting in hour two, we are going back back
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back back to the fifteen hundreds, and we are going
to talk about one of the biggest, most intense, brutal
sieges in the ancient world, the Siege of Malta. We're
gonna do some history tonight. How much of it i'll
get to, I don't know. There's so much. There's so
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much background that's fascinating. But you me, we're gonna walk
through history together. Yes, I will in the third hour
at some point get to some emails and other stuff,
but all that's coming later. For now, let's talk about
the big story of the day before we get to
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the specifics of Operation Arctic Frost of United States senators
being tracked by the FB phone calls, things like that.
I want to remind you of something that the worst
atrocities in human history are pretty much universally committed by
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government police forces or the military, and it's general, it's
generally the secret police forces of whatever government is in charge.
Those are the ones usually responsible for mass graves. And look,
you can pick your monster if you want to go old,
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and we could go old. You could go to the
ancient world and look at the Assyrians and things like that.
Usually the secret police. I've in The Terrible. You've heard
of Ivan the Terrible. In fact, we've done a history
thing on Hive and the Terrible before that was a
long time ago. And whether or not he was truly
terrible is up to you. Maybe you can argue his
opponents deserved I would probably push back on that he
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was a big torture guy and not a big torture guy.
But I've in The Terrible. He's responsible for things like
taking a bunch of people in a two story home,
locking them up in the second story, filling up the
downstairs with black powder, lighting the fuse, and then riding
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away so he can wait for the explosion to watch
the body parts rain down. But here's the thing, it
wasn't really Ivan, the terrible doing all that. It was
his secret state police. I believe, if memory serves, they
were known as the oprich Nikki. Who are the other
biggest monsters you'd like to discuss? Adolf Hitler? That's a
big one. Everyone knows about. Adolf Hitler only executed. I mean,
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god knows how many. The numbers eight million, they say,
But when you're incinerating people, no one will ever know
the final count. How many people? Though? How many people
did Adolf Hitler kill once he became the head of Germany?
Did you know that, you hunt? Do you know? Let
me spoil it for you. I have yet to read
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a single historical record that shows Adolf Hitler killed anyone
after he came to power. Did you know that his
secret police? Sure did though. Stalin, Boy, that dastardly Stalin.
And don't get me wrong, Stalin was a murderer, no
question about it. Killed plenty of people in his rise
to power. Do you know there's not a single record
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of Stalin pulling the trigger after he became the head
of the Soviet Union. How in the world did he
kill all those people his secret police? I'll stop there
to have a secret police agency working on behalf of
an evil dictator is the most dangerous situation in the world. Historically,
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nothing has caused more mass death. Now let's talk about
the f B. I Now, in case you've been living
under a rock, here is a little taste of what
they did. Senator Ron Johnson's one of like five senators
who are worth anything. So I'll let him say his piece.
Here's here's what he said.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But this is outrageous. What has happened. I just want
to give you a timeline this. I think you've already
got the the FBI sheet that shows the number of
members of Congress that were targeted. Representative Kelly Sanader's, Graham Haggerty,
Holly Sullivan, Tuberville, myself, Sanata Lummison Blackburn. This member was
dated September of twenty twenty three. To put it all
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into context, the mar Lago raid occurred in August of
twenty twenty two. Jack Smith announced the indictments against President
Trump in August of twenty twenty three, so this is
almost two months later. They're casting this net, this fishing
accident expedition against member of the Senate. In the House,
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I've been investigating this with Center Grassley This doesn't surprise me,
but it should shock every American of what the Biden
administration has done. And by the way, this is the
first time I was targeted by the FBI. Under the
Obama administration. The same thing happened to both Sender Grassley
and I as part of the Foreign Foreign Influenced Task Force.
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We were giving a a briefing to try and convince
us that the Hunter Biden laptop was no big deal,
basically trying to throw us off the track. So this
is major corruption just being revealed inside the Obama and
Biden the Department.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Justin's the FBI. This is not a small thing. And
before we go on, I want to just say that
I do not consider the FBI going after Republican senators.
I do not consider it any worse of a crime
than the FBI hunting down peaceful jam January six ers.
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I don't consider it a worse crime than the FBI
going after school board moms or pro lifers who are
praying at abortion clinics. I don't consider it a more
severe crime. But what it most definitely is is a
bolder one. Do you realize what kind of a step
it is when you are a government employee who works
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directly underneath. Remember the United States Senate has oversight over
the FBI. They are your boss in the Federal Bureau
of Investigation. So polluted and infiltrated with disgusting communists started
tracking United States Senators phone calls after they rated mar Lago.
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It's the boldness that I hope. I hope it takes
you back at least a little. The boldness I almost
in a sick way, I almost admire it. The communist
uses power, as you know, any power he has, large
or small, FBI or the library, the Communist will use
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it on behalf of the revolution. He knows no other way.
It is the only way he has ever operated in
every country where he has ever taken power. Every ounce
of power, whether you're a parent or a president, every
ounce of power you have is used for the revolution. Now,
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when a parent does it, it's just the poor child
that ends up completely destroyed mentally, often physically. When the
Federal Bureau of Investigation does it, it can end the
United States of America. What is happening now, not what happened.
Keep in mind what is happening now inside the walls
of the Federal Bureau of investigation. It does. If it
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is not stopped immediately, it has the potential to end
the country that I would die for and that you
would probably die for. This is the kind of thing
that starts civil wars, the secret state police agency declaring
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war against one party on behalf of the other party.
It is difficult to come back from where we are
now if it doesn't get fixed. So let's talk about
fixing it and the potential for that. And don't worry.
Like I said, crappiest country in the world, tournament's coming.
History is coming. This though, this we have to address. Now,
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Kellyshow dot com. But we don't have time to get
to into any of that right now. So we have
to get rid of this pesky news stuff so we
can get onto the fun tonight. Federal Bureau of Investigation
has done evil thing after evil thing after evil thing,
and don't think for a single second that all the
evil people were gone. Cash is in charge. Now we're
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all good, all be serious. These communists have burrowed themselves
so deep inside that organization, and as we speak, they
are still working against you and against me. Now, let
me pause for a moment, because I know one of
the big stories today is that Pam Bondy, she was
called in front of the Senate and she was dropping
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some bombs on these senates.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Now you want order it here now.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Don't care couldn't possibly care less? That Pam Bondy insulted
some Democrat senators today, sounds good. Good job, yep, I
get it. You were called in front of the Senate,
you had to go. Sounds good. That is not going
to be something really prioritized on this show. And actually
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I'm not insulting her this time. I'm simply being clear
on what the stakes are. The Federal Bureau of Investigation,
along with a lot of the rest of our government,
has to be taken down bad actors, arrest tried, and
thrown in prison. So my fascination with Pam Bondy, with
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clever South soundbites on the news, or insulting any United
States senator in a hearing, so it sounds great in
an email. It couldn't. It's not possible for it to
be lower on my priority list. I don't care at all,
and I understand the thing you're supposed to do now
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on your radio show, online on TV. It's our pambody
got it. We don't care who's going to prison. People
have to go to prison, not resignations, not furloughs, not leave.
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In order to maintain a just society, the worst punishments
in that society have to be reserved for corrupt government officials.
And yes, I mean the worst punishments. A lot of
people would say, oh, that has to be murderers someone
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like that. Let me be perfectly clear. Corrupt government officials
should have worse punishment than people who commit murder, because
a murderer will end a life, maybe several lives. Yes,
that's evil, it's terrible. Lock them up, put them in
the elector chair. Don't care a corrupt government official conendi nation.
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What happened, What is happening at the Federal Bureau of
Investigation is dire. And you know what, I will play
one little SoundBite because this isn't good enough.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Operation artic Frost was an unconstitutional undemocratic abuse of power
during Arctic Frost. The FBI also placed ninety two linked
Republican individuals and Republican groups such as Charlie Kirk's Turning Point,
on their list. This is the kind of conduct that
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shattered the American people's faith in our government. As I
said in my opening statement, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
We're doing good so far. Now what's the plan.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
We are ending this weaponization. Our FBI is targeting violent criminals,
child predators, and other lawbreakers, not sitting senators who happen
to be from the wrong political party. Several of your
colleagues sitting at this DIAIS were targeted and others. We
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will continue to stop that throughout.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We're ending it. That's that's what we're doing. They were
doing bad stuff and we're stopping it. That's what we're doing.
Let me ask you something. Set aside your value system.
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You are a disgusting, demonic communist working in the FBI.
You're in charge of the field office. You have your
special Agent badge. You work day and night to arrest
Republicans and protect democrats on behalf of the communist revolution.
Today you hear the Attorney General of the United States
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of America, say we're ending it. Are you afraid? Do
you think you're texting your buddies? Haul man, grab a lawyer.
I'm in trouble. Are you afraid?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Have you learned your lesson? Who? I was thinking about
doing that again next chance I got, But then I
heard we're ending it. Does that make you afraid? Ending
it is not good enough? No, No, Ending it is
not even close to good enough. Ending it is a
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nice first step. Ending it is the beginning. People have
to go to prison. Communists only understand fear and pain.
They don't know anything else. Nothing else you do will
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stop them from doing again, nothing else. If you don't
make them afraid, if they don't have fear of doing
it again, they're gonna do it again. And in fact,
they're doing it right now. They change their titles, they
shuffle themselves around, they've burrowed themselves into the government, and
they work day and night. Tonecap the Trump administration. We're
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ending it. What I don't need you to end it.
I need you to come down like the sword of
God and throw people in prison. That's what I need. Well,
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wonderful Tuesday headline,
Armed citizens stop far more active shooters than the FBI says.
According to a new report reveal, Oh, I wonder why
the FBI would say something different, because they've been completely
taken over by committed communists who want to disarm you
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so they can hurt you whenever they want. That's why
now Ron Johnson did mention an interesting name when he
was talking about the people the FBI had targeted.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
This is outrageous. What has happened. I just want to
give you a timeline this. I think you've already got the.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
The FBI sheet that.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Shows the number of members of Congress that were targeted.
Representative Kelly, Senators Graham, Haggerty, Holly's senators.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Hey, Chris, what was that? Senator? Instead of started with
a started with a gram Graham, Oh, Hansy Graham. Really,
that's so interesting because all this took place while christ
while Christopher way Ray was director of the FBI. Christopher Ray,
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director of the FBI, Starts tracking Lindsey Graham's phone calls.
Glad we don't have his text messages anyway. Starts tracking
Lindsey Graham's phone calls. Hmm, that is funny because I remember,
gosh it, it seems like it was only yesterday when
the Federal Bureau of Investigation was carrying out some of
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the most evil acts ever done. In the history of
the United States government. Chris Foray sat in front of
Lindsey Graham asking for more money for the FBI. And
remember what Lindsay said, Let's rewind.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
If the Committee decided to say, increase by one hundred
million dollars your budget, could you spend it wisely?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I can assure you that any money that this committee
thinks goode Fife, I promise it'll be good. Then I
believe he promises.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Do you what I want the americ people know is
that the budget requests for the FBI is below inflation.
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
With the budget requests for the FBI's below inflation?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yeah, after listening to you and everything you say is
legitimate concern. You have a lot to do. Do you
think the Committee should look at increasing your budget? What
we really need or more resources? More than well, we'll
count me in for more resources to help you deal
with this bread as well as other threats.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
How many times have I told you there is a
relatively small cabal of United States senators go peers, almost
all of them from red states or red districts. In
the House who are protecting communism right when they might
be in trouble. While Christopher Ray's FBI was throwing January
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six ers in cages for doing pretty much nothing, kicking
in the doors of pro lifers, raiding mar Lago, and
hunting down school board moms, oh and tracking Republican senators
phone calls, including Lindsay Graham Lensi Graham was begging to
give them more money. Don't think it was just Lindsey Graham. Oh,
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now pause for a second before we move on. Maybe
you're thinking, wow, that's understandable, because surely Lindsy Graham's from
a purple state. Nope, South Carolina is one of the
reddest states in the United States of America. But don't
think it's just on South Carolina. We got our own
problems here in Texas. Here was John Cornyn while the
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CHECKA was operating in our country under.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
The effective leadership of Director Ray. The agency has remained
committed to doing things independently and buy the book, which
I think is perhaps the most important characteristic.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Remember that scumbag John Cornyn has a primary next year
in Texas. Make sure you do the right thing for
the first time in a very long time Texas and
send that gigantic goober home member ken Buck retired now
blood Red District in Colorado. While the CHECKA was violating
your rights every chance they got. While the CHECKA was
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walking into Facebook and telling them to censor a story
about Hunter Biden so Joe Biden could win an election.
This was ken Buck getting to third base with the FBI.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I thank you for leading an agency, as you mentioned
in your opening statement, that protects Americans from foreign terrace.
That an agency that protects Americas from fries from China
and Russia and cyber crime and public corruption and organized
crime and drug cartels and human traffickers and white collar criminals.
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And I want to thank you and the FBI for
protecting law abiding Americans from the evil that exists all
around us. And frankly, I am not in favor of
defunding the FBI, Nor am I in favor of splitting
up the FBI. Nor am I in favor of using
the home and rule for the FBI director.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, just a couple emails, because the show is about
to go off the rails between crappy country tournaments and history.
This one is I feel bad for Pam BONDI. You know,
I'm not going to go into the meat of the email,
but let me clarify something. When I am hard on
people like Pam BONDI, we'll make it about her, but
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it's about more than that, people inside the Trump administration.
I am fully aware that the rot is deep inside
of our federal government. I am aware that the Trump
administration is trying to turn a massive ship, not a
tiny little speedboat, and that they have endless things they
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have to juggle. I know there's wars and trade wars
and border in I understand that. And plus there are
all these ridiculous laws and rules about cleaning out the government.
I understand all that. And look with Pam Bondi, as
we've talked about before, they're having a hard time. Did
you know they're having a hard time finding people inside
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the government willing to prosecute James Comy for his crime.
That's how deep the communist rot inside of our federal
government goes. You want to go after Donald Trump, people
will line up around the block to do it. You
want to try to take down a communist, Oh, we can't.
I guess I'm I'm busy that day. I refuse to
I understand that they have mountains to climb, not even
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one mountains to climb, to clean out decade after decade
after decade of communist infiltration. I understand that, however, it
has to be done. Just because a job in front
of you is hard doesn't mean it doesn't have to
get done. I know the job ahead of PAMBONDI to
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take apart the communist funding network while also cleaning out
organizations like the FBI, while also infiltrating and breaking up
street communist groups like Antifa. While also I understand, I know,
and I know she may probably doesn't have the personnel
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at her disposal to do so right now. I get it.
But what I will not participate in is another day
of palm palm waving because she had a sweet burn
on a Democrat in front of the Senate. I'm not impressed.
Call me when government people are going to prison. We
have to have these demands. We have to I'm want
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to read you something. We're gonna step away from this.
This is a real email. Well, I guess they're all real,
but subject Berna saved my daughter's life. Dear sore throat Bronco.
He sent this last week here's a word I'll bet
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Jewish producer Chris don't know I've been. I'm not even
gonna try to announce that word. It means he's been
a professional auctioneer for thirty years. So I know how
it feels to work heard all day with a terrible
sword throat. Drink lemon juice straight. It'll make your pucker
it or wood store your voice, so on and so forth.
I gave my daughter a compact berna and insisted she
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carry it on her person. This week, she was walking
the twenty feet from her car to the hotel midday
in a quote safe part of town when a bad
man tried to drag her away. She pulled her burna
and he ran off. Burna not only saved her life,
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but it saved me from having to drive to Colorado
to perform a non elective surgery if the law failed
to properly punish the evil demon. Thanks for the recommendation,
and he says, please use my name. His name is
Jared from Idaho. Jared from Idaho's daughter is alive and
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safe today because her father bought her a burna and
she carried it on her legal in all fifty states,
you don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.
What you need to do is know that there are
bad men everywhere in the safe part of town. In
the middle of the day, on that college campus, get
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the person you love the most to burn a compact pistol.
It's a launcher, it's non lethal. They'll carry it on them,
they'll pull it out and it'll save their life. B
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I wish I had Berna dot com. Go get one
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crappiest country in the world. Championship game next mists.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Catch up.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is that Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Tuesday. That's enough of the ugliness right now.
Even though Jewish producer Chris is still gear with us
it is. By the way, you can email us Jessie
at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. I'm actually gonna try to
do a couple more of these in a few but
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not right now. You see, you don't win a championship
on the day of the game. It's important to remember this.
You know, my son, my oldest son, James, he's a runner.
He runs cross country, and we went to Montana for
a month this summer to be with my mom. As
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you know already told you this. We went to Montana
for a month and it's high altitude and there's all
kinds of mountains. And I told my son, I said,
are you do you want to have a good cross
country season this season? He said, yeah, yeah, I do.
I said, Okay, Well that will not be determined on
race day. The season you're going to have will be
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determined by how hard you work right now while we're
in Montana. That will determine whether you go to state.
That will determine how you run. Championships take a lifetime
of preparation, a lifetime of training. And so before our
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crappiest country in the world championship here, I think we
should show the proper respect to Somalia and Haiti. These countries,
they didn't become crappy yesterday. They didn't just show up
at tournament time and say, hey, I want to be
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full of poop and HIV. They have spent decades, decades
wrecking everything disgusting culture, everything from voodoo to female genital mutilation.
These countries have worked so hard for so long to
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be the worst places on the planet, and let's show
them some respect. When you're taking out other countries like
North Korea in this tournament. You didn't show up yesterday
and do that. It took a lot of time, It
took a lot of hard work. You ate a lot
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of cats. These countries have worked hard to get here,
and before we get to the actual championship game, let's
make sure we show them both the proper amount of respect.
All right, So, Somalia Haiti, no matter who wins, I
want you to know you are both awful beyond belief
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that even visiting either one of your countries, it's like
a prison sentence. In fact, it's worse than a prison sentence.
Unless I wanted to die or do some missionary work,
I would never consider crossing the border of either of
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these wretched hell holes. I want you to know your
lifetime of hard work got you here, but there can
only be one.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
It's the twenty twenty five crappiest country in the world competition.
Tonight's matchup is between Somalia and Haiti. Brought to you
by Floaty Swim School dropping the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Now it was a war, and yes, you cast your
vote over and over again. The voting's over that there's
no more voting, no more of that. We thought it
would be unfair to simply declare a winner right off
the bat. We thought, in the interest of being thorough.
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You understand, we do real journalism here. We do real
hard hitting news here, like sixty minutes. Really, we thought,
in the interest of the championship game, we should bring
in an expert, somebody who's actually sandals on the ground.
And we did that. So let's let's reach out to
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Kumar and see what he has to say. He is
coming to us from Porter Prince.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
From the Coreer Airlines Expert Hotline.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's Kumar Wang. Hey Jesse, this is Kumar Wang reporting
to you live from w HIV and Porter Prince Haiti.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm not
quite sure Haiti should even be on this list. Hold
on a second. Sorry, I had to get through a
quick roadblock. I think the weather here has been lovely.
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Every now and then you get to remodel your house
courtesy of an earth quake or two, but overall, Haiti
has been a lovely place. I would love to stay
and continue to talk, but my cat is burning. Thank
you for the opportunity, and thank you, Kumar, and a
special thank you to WHIV for letting Kumar talk to
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us tonight. So without further ado, what's the worst country
on the planet. It's Adie, It's Adi. Chris. Look, I'm sorry, Look,
I am sorry. Do you understand what Haiti is like? Chris?
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You understand I said they were both worthy. There can
only be one champion here. It's Look, it's not all
bad news. Okay, it's not all well, actually, yes it is.
If you're in either one of those places, it is
all bad news. But we are putting together a lovely
care package for Haiti, and I don't know that we're
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gonna announce it tomorrow. We're still putting it together. We
want to make sure we treat them right. So congratulations, Haiti,
you earned it all. Right Now, you know what time
it is, Right, it's been a couple weeks now since
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we've stepped out of politics, gotten away from all the
gunk the border and the FBI and the commis and
everything else. It's time to hop in a little time
machine and step back into history. In one of the nastiest,
craziest sieges, the Siege of Malta. You want to go
(37:46):
back to the fifteen hundreds with me, do some history
telling you right now it's going to dominate the next hour.
If you don't like that, it's a good time to
change the channel. We will probably come back to some politics,
some emails in the final but that's all gonna stop
right about now before we get to any of that.
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. And
I am unreasonably excited for tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
This show is on probably my top five, maybe my
top ten shows all time of ones I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So here's what you're in store for. And look, I'm
warning you right now, this is not a Lukewarm show.
You are going to love the show tonight, or you
are going to turn off the radio so fast and
go listen to crappy jazz music that it'll make your
head spin. Here's what's on tap. Yes, I'm going to
talk about this FBI Arctic frost story that's probably gonna
(01:05):
dominate a bit of the first hour. About forty five
minutes from now is ah. It's the championship, the crappiest
country in the world. Tournament comes to an end tonight.
Haiti Juggernaut takes on Somalia Juggernaut. The unstoppable force meets
(01:25):
the immovable object who will be crowned at champion. You're
going to have to wait and see forty five minutes
from now. Oh, and I should note that we're gonna
have a very very brief special guest for the Crappiest
Country in the World Tournament. I think that you will
enjoy it. And then after we're done rafting and raving
(01:46):
about the DOJ and the FBI and everything else that's
going on. After we're done with the Crappiest Country in
the World Tournament, I'm kind of done with politics tonight.
I'm not gonna say I won't return, because I probably will.
But starting in hour two, we are going back back
(02:09):
back back to the fifteen hundreds, and we are going
to talk about one of the biggest, most intense, brutal
sieges in the ancient world, the Siege of Malta. We're
gonna do some history tonight. How much of it i'll
get to, I don't know. There's so much. There's so
(02:30):
much background that's fascinating. But you me, we're gonna walk
through history together. Yes, I will in the third hour
at some point get to some emails and other stuff,
but all that's coming later. For now, let's talk about
the big story of the day before we get to
(02:53):
the specifics of Operation Arctic Frost of United States senators
being tracked by the FB phone calls, things like that.
I want to remind you of something that the worst
atrocities in human history are pretty much universally committed by
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government police forces or the military, and it's general, it's
generally the secret police forces of whatever government is in charge.
Those are the ones usually responsible for mass graves. And look,
you can pick your monster if you want to go old,
(03:40):
and we could go old. You could go to the
ancient world and look at the Assyrians and things like that.
Usually the secret police. I've in The Terrible. You've heard
of Ivan the Terrible. In fact, we've done a history
thing on Hive and the Terrible before that was a
long time ago. And whether or not he was truly
terrible is up to you. Maybe you can argue his
opponents deserved I would probably push back on that he
(04:01):
was a big torture guy and not a big torture guy.
But I've in The Terrible. He's responsible for things like
taking a bunch of people in a two story home,
locking them up in the second story, filling up the
downstairs with black powder, lighting the fuse, and then riding
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away so he can wait for the explosion to watch
the body parts rain down. But here's the thing, it
wasn't really Ivan, the terrible doing all that. It was
his secret state police. I believe, if memory serves, they
were known as the oprich Nikki. Who are the other
biggest monsters you'd like to discuss? Adolf Hitler? That's a
big one. Everyone knows about. Adolf Hitler only executed. I mean,
(04:47):
god knows how many. The numbers eight million, they say,
But when you're incinerating people, no one will ever know
the final count. How many people? Though? How many people
did Adolf Hitler kill once he became the head of Germany?
Did you know that, you hunt? Do you know? Let
me spoil it for you. I have yet to read
(05:08):
a single historical record that shows Adolf Hitler killed anyone
after he came to power. Did you know that his
secret police? Sure did though. Stalin, Boy, that dastardly Stalin.
And don't get me wrong, Stalin was a murderer, no
question about it. Killed plenty of people in his rise
to power. Do you know there's not a single record
(05:31):
of Stalin pulling the trigger after he became the head
of the Soviet Union. How in the world did he
kill all those people his secret police? I'll stop there
to have a secret police agency working on behalf of
an evil dictator is the most dangerous situation in the world. Historically,
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nothing has caused more mass death. Now let's talk about
the f B. I Now, in case you've been living
under a rock, here is a little taste of what
they did. Senator Ron Johnson's one of like five senators
who are worth anything. So I'll let him say his piece.
Here's here's what he said.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But this is outrageous. What has happened. I just want
to give you a timeline this. I think you've already
got the the FBI sheet that shows the number of
members of Congress that were targeted. Representative Kelly Sanader's, Graham Haggerty,
Holly Sullivan, Tuberville, myself, Sanata Lummison Blackburn. This member was
dated September of twenty twenty three. To put it all
(06:41):
into context, the mar Lago raid occurred in August of
twenty twenty two. Jack Smith announced the indictments against President
Trump in August of twenty twenty three, so this is
almost two months later. They're casting this net, this fishing
accident expedition against member of the Senate. In the House,
(07:01):
I've been investigating this with Center Grassley This doesn't surprise me,
but it should shock every American of what the Biden
administration has done. And by the way, this is the
first time I was targeted by the FBI. Under the
Obama administration. The same thing happened to both Sender Grassley
and I as part of the Foreign Foreign Influenced Task Force.
(07:23):
We were giving a a briefing to try and convince
us that the Hunter Biden laptop was no big deal,
basically trying to throw us off the track. So this
is major corruption just being revealed inside the Obama and
Biden the Department.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Justin's the FBI. This is not a small thing. And
before we go on, I want to just say that
I do not consider the FBI going after Republican senators.
I do not consider it any worse of a crime
than the FBI hunting down peaceful jam January six ers.
(08:01):
I don't consider it a worse crime than the FBI
going after school board moms or pro lifers who are
praying at abortion clinics. I don't consider it a more
severe crime. But what it most definitely is is a
bolder one. Do you realize what kind of a step
it is when you are a government employee who works
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directly underneath. Remember the United States Senate has oversight over
the FBI. They are your boss in the Federal Bureau
of Investigation. So polluted and infiltrated with disgusting communists started
tracking United States Senators phone calls after they rated mar Lago.
(08:52):
It's the boldness that I hope. I hope it takes
you back at least a little. The boldness I almost
in a sick way, I almost admire it. The communist
uses power, as you know, any power he has, large
or small, FBI or the library, the Communist will use
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it on behalf of the revolution. He knows no other way.
It is the only way he has ever operated in
every country where he has ever taken power. Every ounce
of power, whether you're a parent or a president, every
ounce of power you have is used for the revolution. Now,
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when a parent does it, it's just the poor child
that ends up completely destroyed mentally, often physically. When the
Federal Bureau of Investigation does it, it can end the
United States of America. What is happening now, not what happened.
Keep in mind what is happening now inside the walls
of the Federal Bureau of investigation. It does. If it
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is not stopped immediately, it has the potential to end
the country that I would die for and that you
would probably die for. This is the kind of thing
that starts civil wars, the secret state police agency declaring
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war against one party on behalf of the other party.
It is difficult to come back from where we are
now if it doesn't get fixed. So let's talk about
fixing it and the potential for that. And don't worry.
Like I said, crappiest country in the world, tournament's coming.
History is coming. This though, this we have to address. Now,
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You've always paid your bills. Oh no, no, no, no no. You
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Kellyshow dot com. But we don't have time to get
to into any of that right now. So we have
to get rid of this pesky news stuff so we
can get onto the fun tonight. Federal Bureau of Investigation
has done evil thing after evil thing after evil thing,
and don't think for a single second that all the
evil people were gone. Cash is in charge. Now we're
(12:59):
all good, all be serious. These communists have burrowed themselves
so deep inside that organization, and as we speak, they
are still working against you and against me. Now, let
me pause for a moment, because I know one of
the big stories today is that Pam Bondy, she was
called in front of the Senate and she was dropping
(13:20):
some bombs on these senates.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Now you want order it here now.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Don't care couldn't possibly care less? That Pam Bondy insulted
some Democrat senators today, sounds good. Good job, yep, I
get it. You were called in front of the Senate,
you had to go. Sounds good. That is not going
to be something really prioritized on this show. And actually
(13:46):
I'm not insulting her this time. I'm simply being clear
on what the stakes are. The Federal Bureau of Investigation,
along with a lot of the rest of our government,
has to be taken down bad actors, arrest tried, and
thrown in prison. So my fascination with Pam Bondy, with
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clever South soundbites on the news, or insulting any United
States senator in a hearing, so it sounds great in
an email. It couldn't. It's not possible for it to
be lower on my priority list. I don't care at all,
and I understand the thing you're supposed to do now
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on your radio show, online on TV. It's our pambody
got it. We don't care who's going to prison. People
have to go to prison, not resignations, not furloughs, not leave.
(14:47):
In order to maintain a just society, the worst punishments
in that society have to be reserved for corrupt government officials.
And yes, I mean the worst punishments. A lot of
people would say, oh, that has to be murderers someone
(15:08):
like that. Let me be perfectly clear. Corrupt government officials
should have worse punishment than people who commit murder, because
a murderer will end a life, maybe several lives. Yes,
that's evil, it's terrible. Lock them up, put them in
the elector chair. Don't care a corrupt government official conendi nation.
(15:31):
What happened, What is happening at the Federal Bureau of
Investigation is dire. And you know what, I will play
one little SoundBite because this isn't good enough.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Operation artic Frost was an unconstitutional undemocratic abuse of power
during Arctic Frost. The FBI also placed ninety two linked
Republican individuals and Republican groups such as Charlie Kirk's Turning Point,
on their list. This is the kind of conduct that
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shattered the American people's faith in our government. As I
said in my opening statement, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
We're doing good so far. Now what's the plan.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
We are ending this weaponization. Our FBI is targeting violent criminals,
child predators, and other lawbreakers, not sitting senators who happen
to be from the wrong political party. Several of your
colleagues sitting at this DIAIS were targeted and others. We
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will continue to stop that throughout.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We're ending it. That's that's what we're doing. They were
doing bad stuff and we're stopping it. That's what we're doing.
Let me ask you something. Set aside your value system.
(17:06):
You are a disgusting, demonic communist working in the FBI.
You're in charge of the field office. You have your
special Agent badge. You work day and night to arrest
Republicans and protect democrats on behalf of the communist revolution.
Today you hear the Attorney General of the United States
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of America, say we're ending it. Are you afraid? Do
you think you're texting your buddies? Haul man, grab a lawyer.
I'm in trouble. Are you afraid?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Have you learned your lesson? Who? I was thinking about
doing that again next chance I got, But then I
heard we're ending it. Does that make you afraid? Ending
it is not good enough? No, No, Ending it is
not even close to good enough. Ending it is a
(18:08):
nice first step. Ending it is the beginning. People have
to go to prison. Communists only understand fear and pain.
They don't know anything else. Nothing else you do will
(18:29):
stop them from doing again, nothing else. If you don't
make them afraid, if they don't have fear of doing
it again, they're gonna do it again. And in fact,
they're doing it right now. They change their titles, they
shuffle themselves around, they've burrowed themselves into the government, and
they work day and night. Tonecap the Trump administration. We're
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ending it. What I don't need you to end it.
I need you to come down like the sword of
God and throw people in prison. That's what I need. Well,
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wonderful Tuesday headline,
Armed citizens stop far more active shooters than the FBI says.
According to a new report reveal, Oh, I wonder why
the FBI would say something different, because they've been completely
taken over by committed communists who want to disarm you
(20:44):
so they can hurt you whenever they want. That's why
now Ron Johnson did mention an interesting name when he
was talking about the people the FBI had targeted.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
This is outrageous. What has happened. I just want to
give you a timeline this. I think you've already got the.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
The FBI sheet that.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Shows the number of members of Congress that were targeted.
Representative Kelly, Senators Graham, Haggerty, Holly's senators.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Hey, Chris, what was that? Senator? Instead of started with
a started with a gram Graham, Oh, Hansy Graham. Really,
that's so interesting because all this took place while christ
while Christopher way Ray was director of the FBI. Christopher Ray,
(21:33):
director of the FBI, Starts tracking Lindsey Graham's phone calls.
Glad we don't have his text messages anyway. Starts tracking
Lindsey Graham's phone calls. Hmm, that is funny because I remember,
gosh it, it seems like it was only yesterday when
the Federal Bureau of Investigation was carrying out some of
(21:55):
the most evil acts ever done. In the history of
the United States government. Chris Foray sat in front of
Lindsey Graham asking for more money for the FBI. And
remember what Lindsay said, Let's rewind.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
If the Committee decided to say, increase by one hundred
million dollars your budget, could you spend it wisely?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I can assure you that any money that this committee
thinks goode Fife, I promise it'll be good. Then I
believe he promises.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Do you what I want the americ people know is
that the budget requests for the FBI is below inflation.
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
With the budget requests for the FBI's below inflation?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yeah, after listening to you and everything you say is
legitimate concern. You have a lot to do. Do you
think the Committee should look at increasing your budget? What
we really need or more resources? More than well, we'll
count me in for more resources to help you deal
with this bread as well as other threats.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
How many times have I told you there is a
relatively small cabal of United States senators go peers, almost
all of them from red states or red districts. In
the House who are protecting communism right when they might
be in trouble. While Christopher Ray's FBI was throwing January
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six ers in cages for doing pretty much nothing, kicking
in the doors of pro lifers, raiding mar Lago, and
hunting down school board moms, oh and tracking Republican senators
phone calls, including Lindsay Graham Lensi Graham was begging to
give them more money. Don't think it was just Lindsey Graham. Oh,
(23:49):
now pause for a second before we move on. Maybe
you're thinking, wow, that's understandable, because surely Lindsy Graham's from
a purple state. Nope, South Carolina is one of the
reddest states in the United States of America. But don't
think it's just on South Carolina. We got our own
problems here in Texas. Here was John Cornyn while the
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CHECKA was operating in our country under.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
The effective leadership of Director Ray. The agency has remained
committed to doing things independently and buy the book, which
I think is perhaps the most important characteristic.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Remember that scumbag John Cornyn has a primary next year
in Texas. Make sure you do the right thing for
the first time in a very long time Texas and
send that gigantic goober home member ken Buck retired now
blood Red District in Colorado. While the CHECKA was violating
your rights every chance they got. While the CHECKA was
(24:48):
walking into Facebook and telling them to censor a story
about Hunter Biden so Joe Biden could win an election.
This was ken Buck getting to third base with the FBI.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I thank you for leading an agency, as you mentioned
in your opening statement, that protects Americans from foreign terrace.
That an agency that protects Americas from fries from China
and Russia and cyber crime and public corruption and organized
crime and drug cartels and human traffickers and white collar criminals.
(25:17):
And I want to thank you and the FBI for
protecting law abiding Americans from the evil that exists all
around us. And frankly, I am not in favor of
defunding the FBI, Nor am I in favor of splitting
up the FBI. Nor am I in favor of using
the home and rule for the FBI director.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, just a couple emails, because the show is about
to go off the rails between crappy country tournaments and history.
This one is I feel bad for Pam BONDI. You know,
I'm not going to go into the meat of the email,
but let me clarify something. When I am hard on
people like Pam BONDI, we'll make it about her, but
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it's about more than that, people inside the Trump administration.
I am fully aware that the rot is deep inside
of our federal government. I am aware that the Trump
administration is trying to turn a massive ship, not a
tiny little speedboat, and that they have endless things they
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have to juggle. I know there's wars and trade wars
and border in I understand that. And plus there are
all these ridiculous laws and rules about cleaning out the government.
I understand all that. And look with Pam Bondi, as
we've talked about before, they're having a hard time. Did
you know they're having a hard time finding people inside
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the government willing to prosecute James Comy for his crime.
That's how deep the communist rot inside of our federal
government goes. You want to go after Donald Trump, people
will line up around the block to do it. You
want to try to take down a communist, Oh, we can't.
I guess I'm I'm busy that day. I refuse to
I understand that they have mountains to climb, not even
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one mountains to climb, to clean out decade after decade
after decade of communist infiltration. I understand that, however, it
has to be done. Just because a job in front
of you is hard doesn't mean it doesn't have to
get done. I know the job ahead of PAMBONDI to
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take apart the communist funding network while also cleaning out
organizations like the FBI, while also infiltrating and breaking up
street communist groups like Antifa. While also I understand, I know,
and I know she may probably doesn't have the personnel
(27:54):
at her disposal to do so right now. I get it.
But what I will not participate in is another day
of palm palm waving because she had a sweet burn
on a Democrat in front of the Senate. I'm not impressed.
Call me when government people are going to prison. We
have to have these demands. We have to I'm want
(28:18):
to read you something. We're gonna step away from this.
This is a real email. Well, I guess they're all real,
but subject Berna saved my daughter's life. Dear sore throat Bronco.
He sent this last week here's a word I'll bet
(28:40):
Jewish producer Chris don't know I've been. I'm not even
gonna try to announce that word. It means he's been
a professional auctioneer for thirty years. So I know how
it feels to work heard all day with a terrible
sword throat. Drink lemon juice straight. It'll make your pucker
it or wood store your voice, so on and so forth.
I gave my daughter a compact berna and insisted she
(29:02):
carry it on her person. This week, she was walking
the twenty feet from her car to the hotel midday
in a quote safe part of town when a bad
man tried to drag her away. She pulled her burna
and he ran off. Burna not only saved her life,
(29:25):
but it saved me from having to drive to Colorado
to perform a non elective surgery if the law failed
to properly punish the evil demon. Thanks for the recommendation,
and he says, please use my name. His name is
Jared from Idaho. Jared from Idaho's daughter is alive and
(29:47):
safe today because her father bought her a burna and
she carried it on her legal in all fifty states,
you don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.
What you need to do is know that there are
bad men everywhere in the safe part of town. In
the middle of the day, on that college campus, get
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the person you love the most to burn a compact pistol.
It's a launcher, it's non lethal. They'll carry it on them,
they'll pull it out and it'll save their life. B
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I wish I had Berna dot com. Go get one
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crappiest country in the world. Championship game next mists.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Catch up.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is that Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Tuesday. That's enough of the ugliness right now.
Even though Jewish producer Chris is still gear with us
it is. By the way, you can email us Jessie
at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. I'm actually gonna try to
do a couple more of these in a few but
(31:08):
not right now. You see, you don't win a championship
on the day of the game. It's important to remember this.
You know, my son, my oldest son, James, he's a runner.
He runs cross country, and we went to Montana for
a month this summer to be with my mom. As
(31:28):
you know already told you this. We went to Montana
for a month and it's high altitude and there's all
kinds of mountains. And I told my son, I said,
are you do you want to have a good cross
country season this season? He said, yeah, yeah, I do.
I said, Okay, Well that will not be determined on
race day. The season you're going to have will be
(31:52):
determined by how hard you work right now while we're
in Montana. That will determine whether you go to state.
That will determine how you run. Championships take a lifetime
of preparation, a lifetime of training. And so before our
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crappiest country in the world championship here, I think we
should show the proper respect to Somalia and Haiti. These countries,
they didn't become crappy yesterday. They didn't just show up
at tournament time and say, hey, I want to be
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full of poop and HIV. They have spent decades, decades
wrecking everything disgusting culture, everything from voodoo to female genital mutilation.
These countries have worked so hard for so long to
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be the worst places on the planet, and let's show
them some respect. When you're taking out other countries like
North Korea in this tournament. You didn't show up yesterday
and do that. It took a lot of time, It
took a lot of hard work. You ate a lot
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of cats. These countries have worked hard to get here,
and before we get to the actual championship game, let's
make sure we show them both the proper amount of respect.
All right, So, Somalia Haiti, no matter who wins, I
want you to know you are both awful beyond belief
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that even visiting either one of your countries, it's like
a prison sentence. In fact, it's worse than a prison sentence.
Unless I wanted to die or do some missionary work,
I would never consider crossing the border of either of
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these wretched hell holes. I want you to know your
lifetime of hard work got you here, but there can
only be one.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
It's the twenty twenty five crappiest country in the world competition.
Tonight's matchup is between Somalia and Haiti. Brought to you
by Floaty Swim School dropping the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Now it was a war, and yes, you cast your
vote over and over again. The voting's over that there's
no more voting, no more of that. We thought it
would be unfair to simply declare a winner right off
the bat. We thought, in the interest of being thorough.
(35:03):
You understand, we do real journalism here. We do real
hard hitting news here, like sixty minutes. Really, we thought,
in the interest of the championship game, we should bring
in an expert, somebody who's actually sandals on the ground.
And we did that. So let's let's reach out to
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Kumar and see what he has to say. He is
coming to us from Porter Prince.
Speaker 8 (35:31):
From the Coreer Airlines Expert Hotline.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
It's Kumar Wang. Hey Jesse, this is Kumar Wang reporting
to you live from w HIV and Porter Prince Haiti.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm not
quite sure Haiti should even be on this list. Hold
on a second. Sorry, I had to get through a
quick roadblock. I think the weather here has been lovely.
(35:56):
Every now and then you get to remodel your house
courtesy of an earth quake or two, but overall, Haiti
has been a lovely place. I would love to stay
and continue to talk, but my cat is burning. Thank
you for the opportunity, and thank you, Kumar, and a
special thank you to WHIV for letting Kumar talk to
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us tonight. So without further ado, what's the worst country
on the planet. It's Adie, It's Adi. Chris. Look, I'm sorry, Look,
I am sorry. Do you understand what Haiti is like? Chris?
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You understand I said they were both worthy. There can
only be one champion here. It's Look, it's not all
bad news. Okay, it's not all well, actually, yes it is.
If you're in either one of those places, it is
all bad news. But we are putting together a lovely
care package for Haiti, and I don't know that we're
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gonna announce it tomorrow. We're still putting it together. We
want to make sure we treat them right. So congratulations, Haiti,
you earned it all. Right Now, you know what time
it is, Right, it's been a couple weeks now since
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we've stepped out of politics, gotten away from all the
gunk the border and the FBI and the commis and
everything else. It's time to hop in a little time
machine and step back into history. In one of the nastiest,
craziest sieges, the Siege of Malta. You want to go
(37:46):
back to the fifteen hundreds with me, do some history
telling you right now it's going to dominate the next hour.
If you don't like that, it's a good time to
change the channel. We will probably come back to some politics,
some emails in the final but that's all gonna stop
right about now before we get to any of that.
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Did you know the casualty rate for macv SOG in
Vietnam was over one hundred percent. You realize that that
means everyone in sag got hurt, got wounded at some
point in time, and lots of them more than once.
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Did you know that the CEO of Pure Talk not
only did a tour which it was all volunteer with MACVSOV.
They couldn't make anybody do it. He volunteered to do
two of them, two tours. How in the world do
you have a cell phone company, a mobile company that
is so patriotic They hire American citizens. That's how this
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