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October 13, 2025 38 mins

Trump's brokered deal resulting in a ceasefire and release of living hostages by Hamas. The Qatari Air Force in Idaho. Democrats struggle to appeal to the masses while feeding their base. Companies hiring dumb and paying low does not pay off. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday, and man,
oh man, it has been an eventful Monday. To put
it mildly, we have peace in the Middle East. I

(00:33):
mean not really, but still we're gonna talk about that briefly.
I'm just gonna address some of your questions about that.
We'll talk about the government shut down, how to treat
these communists we are changing for the better. We're gonna
talk about old communist tactics that aren't working anymore. An
hour from now, we have Medal of Honor Monday, of course,

(00:54):
and we're going to talk about how future generations of
the right they are not going to be like this generation.
They will change. I'll explain all the reasons around that,
all that emails, so much more coming up on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm not going to spend a bunch of time on
this at all. It is a huge story, and I
realized a bunch of people were talking about it, and
I got from your emails that a bunch of people
want my thoughts on it. So let's just talk about
what happened today. Donald Trump flies over to the Middle East.
You know Hamas Israel. It's just been horrible for two years,

(01:35):
awful hostages, the works Trump and Trump's minions. They negotiate
a cease fire and a kind of a peace deal.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I guess this is not only the end of a war.
This is the end of the age of terror and
death and the beginning of the age of faith and hope,
end of God. It's the start of a grand concord
and lasting harmony for Israel and all the nations of

(02:07):
what will soon be a truly magnificent region. I believe
that so strongly. This is the historic dawn of a
new Middle East. It's more obvious than ever that the
productive and responsible nations of this region should not be
enemies or adversaries. You should be partners and eventually even friends.

(02:29):
And that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I know it. Okay, he said this too, kind of
along the same line.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Instead of making weapons and missiles, the wealth of this
region should float to schools and medicine industry and frankly,
the new hot thing artificial intelligence. All of the countries
in the Middle East. It could have what we're doing now.
It could have happened a long time ago, but it

(02:56):
was strangled and set back, almost irretrievably by the administs
of Barack Obama and then Joe Biden. It was there
was a hatred toward Israel. It was an absolute hatred.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, CNN even had to come out and say hostages
are all free and.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Welcome back to CNN. It's a breaking news coverage as
we are covering a historic moment here in Israel because
for the first time in two years, over two years,
seven hundred and thirty eight days, Hamas holds no living hostages.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, well, that's obviously a good thing. Kind of you
noticed they had to throw in the no living hostages.
That's because a lot of them are dead. Now, We're
not going to go through this conflict and terrorism. We're
not We're not doing any of that. And I'm not
going to spend a bunch of time here and I
will answer your questions on it briefly, and then we're

(03:50):
going to move on and talk about other stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'd like to.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Focus on things more here at home. I am just
going to say that Donald Trump is excellent at brokering
peace deals because Donald Trump views everything as a business deal,
A business deal. That's how he was raised. That's how

(04:15):
he looks at life. Why are we fighting? Why are
we arguing? Why are we going back and forth on
this A coke is fighting with PEPSI. We shouldn't be fighting.
Why don't we make a deal.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Why don't we.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Make a deal and we'll all make money. He looks
at it transactionally, and he looks at it in ways
that not only make people money, improve people's lives. That's
why he dropped us when I just played it. I'll
play it a little bit again. Donald Trump looks at Gaza,
for instance, and he sees beautiful beachfront property.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Instead of making weapons and missiles. The wealth of this
vision should float to schools in medicine industry and frankly
the new hot thing artificial intelligent.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hey, you should be making medicine. It should be going
to the schools. You should be prioritizing AI. That should
be a four seasons right there.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Right on the beach.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's how he looks at things, and him looking at
things that way, to his credit, has brought a lot
of peace to this planet. It has calmed a lot
of conflicts down, and it has flat out stopped many
many conflicts. And what happened today is wonderful. No ifens are,

(05:38):
but it's wonderful. Everybody at least four now laying down
their arms. But let me just come out and say it,
and then I'll answer your emails and we'll move on.
Peace on Earth, world peace. Can't we all get along
these concepts? These concepts sound so good, don't they, And

(06:03):
especially if you've been through a war or you're emotionally
invested in some war or conflict, the idea of peace,
a lasting peace, We're all going to get along.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It'll last forever.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
It sounds so good, sounds wonderful. That's a total fantasy
that doesn't exist here. It doesn't exist here because men,
you and me too, sorry, men are fallible, fallen, selfish, sinful.

(06:38):
We are never going to get to a place anywhere
where there is some permanent, lasting peace. And we're definitely
not going to get there in the area where the
three biggest religions on the planet all believe it is
uniquely holy to them and belongs to them. Now, that

(07:02):
is not to say we don't celebrate what happened today.
We do. Hostages being released, it is always a good thing.
People reunited with their family, always a good thing. These
are good things, good things. Be happy about it.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Good good.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
But there are many places on the planet. They don't
want money, they don't want ai, they don't want a
four seasons and they don't give a crap if the
kids go to school. There are broken places, and that's
just how it is. And that's why I'm not going
to spend a lot of time on it. I wanted
to answer a couple emails bring this up, and we're

(07:36):
moving on and we're coming back home.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's just not my thing.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Bronco Jesse Am I the only one who thinks this
Middle East piece is another indication the UN has outlived
its usefulness. Oh yeah, of course the UN again. It
was bred from the idea of what I just talked about.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
After World War.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Two, all that death, all that destruction, all that misery.
We can never have this again. We need a lasting piece.
Let's come up with an organization that'll make sure we
have a lasting piece. It was like two minutes and
the UN was prosecuting a war in Korea. Doesn't work

(08:19):
that way. It doesn't work that way. This is I
wanted to read this one because it reinforces the same
rule that I've had over and over and over again
and always will. Jesse really woosked out by giving Trump
a pass for handing a military base in Idaho over
to Qatar, a radical Islamic country. If Obama had done that,

(08:41):
you would have called him to get the electric chair.
What's my rule? The angriest, most insulting emails you will
get or comments on social media are almost universally from
the dumbest people on the planet. I wasn't even on

(09:02):
the air Friday, you moron. What are you talking about.
I didn't do a show on Friday. But again, sitting
at home IQ of about twenty five, probably thirteen beers
in probably heard someone else on the radio say something
got the wrong. Probably was probably Jesse Waters on Fox
News or so I'm gonna send Jesse an email and

(09:25):
call him a woos I wasn't even on the air Friday,
you idiot. I didn't say anything about it. Oh and
by the way, we did not give Katar a military
base in Idaho. That's also fake news. So that's another
thing you got wrong. You uttered more on Stop emailing

(09:46):
radio hosts angry things, because I guarantee I'm not the
only one who's had to suffer from your idiocy. The
second you find yourself typing out insulting names to a
radio host, you can be assured you have the lower
IQ in the bunch, and you should just hit delete
and go outside for a walk, You idiot, Jesse, what's

(10:07):
the deal with the air base and Idaho? Now this
is how you asked the question. Who thinks this is
a good idea? Thanks in advance. His name is Darryl.
All Right, there's not an air base in Idaho. We're
not giving katar and air base and Idaho. I'm going
to explain this and then we're moving off of it
in just a moment. Before I do that, Guess what

(10:31):
I'm wearing? Now, what Chris? I'm not talking about my shirt.
I really saw Chris Eyeball in my shirt. He's impressed.
We'll get to that in a little bit. Guess what
kind of pants I'm wearing. Well, it's the actual exact
same pair of pants I wore a church yesterday and
then laid around the house and them the rest of
the day. We had a big, fat, lazy Sunday. I
ate a butterfinger and I did all that while sitting

(10:54):
in my Cozy Earth pants. They are so comfortable yet
look so good. You can strap them on and go
to church because you look dressed up, but you won't
want to take them off. There's no need to go
grab sweats or shorts. They're just this stretchy. I almost
want to call it silky. I don't know how they
do it. Super stretchy. You can work at them. I

(11:17):
went out back in the yard and did stuff. You
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(11:39):
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Speaker 2 (11:45):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Monday.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Don't forget.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
We're forty five minutes away from Metal of Honor Monday.
Wrap up this thing and then we're gonna move on
and talk about government cuts, the jobs and everything else.
There's all kinds of great stuff we have to get
to tonight. Okay, So I dig get a bunch of
emails to wrap this up about giving a military base
to katar and Idaho. Remember something, remember something. We live

(12:19):
in the information age. You know that, and I know that,
and you should know that. What I'm about to say.
I have gotten wrong before too. I'm not perfect. I'm
not above this. I have made the mistakes you make too.
The information age means we're all getting our news, so
much of it from social media. It's not just the

(12:40):
newspaper anymore. It's not just the watching a news program
at night, not just listening to the world famous Jesse
Kelly show. We get our news on social media, and
it's an excellent source of information. However, it is also
an excellent source of bad information, bad headlines, headlines that

(13:02):
lack context, headlines that lack detail. I've fallen prey to
this too. You're not stupid. I'm not stupid. Okay, well
I am stupid. You are not stupid. You didn't do
anything wrong. What that means, though, is we have to
have discernment. We have to learn how to sift through headlines.

(13:26):
One liner's bad information. If you see, here's a good rule,
and we'll get to this airline thing in a moment.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Here's a good rule.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
If you see anything, anything that makes you feel really
good or really bad, it creates an emotional response in you,
pause and verify it. Pause and verify it.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I have to read a headline if you look. This
applies to video clips, which can be faked, which can
be a lied about, which can be all the time.
If there is something that makes you happy, super happy,
super sad, super angry, pause.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
And verify it.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, there were a bunch of weird bud badadlines about
us giving Katar a military base in Idaho.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
That is not what we're doing. Now.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
What we are doing you may still have a big
problem with, and that's fine. I'll explain it in the moment.
But what we are doing is cross training with Katar
for Air Force things, air force reasons. We'll train you
in this, we'll get you schooled up in that.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
That.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's what we're doing. We're not giving the Kataris an
airline in Idaho.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Now maybe you're saying.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Well, okay, we shouldn't be cross training either.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Let me explain, and this is not an excuse It is, however,
an explanation whether or not you love it, whether or
not you hate it, it's the way it works. Making
a deal, any kind of a deal, can be a
great deal. Now, a business merger where you're both excited
to do.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
It can be a bad deal.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You've got a divorce, got to figure out who gets
a dog and who gets a fine China, an international
deal where you're trying to bring peace to a region
that's been at war for centuries, any kind of a deal,
the difficult thing to get made is the difficult thing
about it to get made is if you are making

(15:38):
a deal, almost inevitably you were going to have to
do things and accept things you don't want in order
for the deal to get done. Both sides in a deal,
both sides are going to win a little. Both sides
are going to lose a little. I know a guy.

(16:01):
He runs a company. It's a I won't get one
of the details of it. It's a company, one of
these ones. It was a startup five years ago, six
years ago, and ended up doing he's doing He was
doing okay, doing okay, what could have probably meane it
real big on his own, a gigantic company in the
same field, came in offered him one hundred and fifty

(16:26):
million dollars for it. Okay, so you're retiring, he's my age,
he's retiring, he's gone goodbye. One hundred and fifty million
dollars sounds good. Right, of course you're gonna do that deal.
But man alive, does it come with a lot of
strings and a lot of headaches. He has to stay
on and be a consultant for so many years. He
has to go through this and do this training and

(16:48):
do the there was there's a lot of garbage that
came with him pocketing one hundred and fifty million dollars,
which of course is spread out over the five years too.
It's not like he just cash his check and move
on to a non disclosed location. That's deals. Now, think
about doing an international deal where you're trying to get

(17:10):
Israel and Hamas to stop killing each other. Guess where
the leadership of Hamas resides, Qatar. Guess there's a huge
source of funding for a lot of this stuff, Katar.
If you want to do try to force Hamas's hand
to lay down their arms, you have to have to

(17:35):
get Katar on board in order to get Katar on board.
You're probably gonna have to give them some sugar cubes
and some whips. We need you to do this or else.
If you do do this, we'll help you out here,
help you out there. I'm not defending it, but that's

(17:57):
how deals get done. That's how deals get made. They're
never pretty. There's always some garbage you're gonna have to
taste to go along with that juicy steak.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
All right, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
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(19:18):
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Speaker 2 (19:19):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Remember you can email the.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris, I noticed
you admiring my shirt. Yes, you did notice it. Don't
play for ten now I noticed you admired my shirt.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I don't blame you. This shirt is special.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Before we get back to the news, it's you see
right outside of the base in twenty nine Palms, California,
which is just just god forsaken place in the middle
of the Mahabi Desert. It's where I was stationed in
the there used to be I don't know if it's
still there. I could definitely see it closed down. But
there used to be a pizzeria called Rockies Pizzeria. And

(20:13):
when we would get back from the field, long hard day,
long hard week, I should say, if we got the
night off, we would pile in one of our crappy
cars and we would drive off base. It wasn't that
far off base. And this place served top tier pizza
and cheap pictures of beer, cheapest pictures of beer you've

(20:35):
ever had in your life. It was our little and
I know this space sounds sentimental. It was our home
away from home whenever we just needed to get out
for an hour or so. Rockies Pizzeria. I loved it
so much. On my final day on Bass, I went
out to Rocky's Pizzeria and I asked them if I

(20:57):
could have one of their shirts, because this shirt, this
great looking shirt, is exactly the shirt the staff used
to wear there, the white staff and the kitchen and whatnot.
They had an extra one in the back and they
gave it to me to this. What Chris, It hasn't
been fifty years, Chris, I got out, like twenty years ago,

(21:19):
twenty one years ago.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I've had this shirt.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Bob hates it. She says it's the ugliest shirt ever.
She's threatened to throw it away multiple times. I think
it looks great and I'm happy about me.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Now what up? What, Chris? Yeah, Rockies New York Style.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, it's there. Look at that pizza, Chris, tell me
it doesn't look good. Look at those pizza picks. That's
what I'm talking about, all right, focus, Gosh, what's wrong
with you? We're firing government workers.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
It's awesome, Margaret, It's a totally fair question. The answer
is because this isn't a deal making, This isn't a negotiation.
This is hostage shaking. The Chuck Shower has not said
to us, this is what we need. He said that
unless you give us what we need, we're going to
shut down the government. That is a totally different thing.
If Chuck Schimmer wants to come into the Oval office
or come to my house, he is welcome to talk

(22:10):
about how to fix healthcare policy for Americans. Of course,
we want to lower insurance premiums. We want to make
sure that this.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, we got all that. We'll get back to the
talking points in a moment. I am curious because this
is going to come up again during the show. I
am curious where the Democrat Party goes from here. I
am curious because they are in such an incredible pickle.
The incredible pickle is in order to appease their base,

(22:42):
they now have to take stances the American people despise.
Now we've talked before about the tightrope, about the tightrope
that all politicians, all political parties try to walk. The
tightrope being how do I how do I seem fairly
vanilla appeal to the masses, the normies, while at the

(23:04):
same time letting my base know I'm with them. It's
a very difficult tightrope. The problem is sometimes that tightrope,
if your base gets so extreme, sometimes that tightrope becomes
impossible to walk. For instance, here I'll give you, I'll
give you this one, Abigail span Berger. Maybe you know where,

(23:27):
maybe you don't. She's running to be governor of Virginia.
She's in a gubernatorial race in Virginia. Now, before I
play this, just know that men and women's sports is
one of these things that Republicans they've they've fallen in
love with this talking point for a reason. Don't get
me wrong, I think that talking point should be there's

(23:49):
no such thing as tranny's but that's the GOP thing.
No men in women's sports. Why did they fall in
love with it? Why did it become part of the
Republican platform? Before Donald Trump ran for press? It became
part of the Republican platform because They pulled it over
and over and over again, and it showed the American
people hate this. They hate the idea of these dudes

(24:10):
pretending to be women and competing against these young girls
in sports. It seems unfair, It seems wrong, It seems gross,
it seems weird. This is a loser for normies. Normies
don't want Trina with her leg hair taking on your daughter.
They don't want it. But the demons who make up

(24:32):
the Democrat party base, they love it. They are so
mentally shattered, so conditioned. They'll trans their own kids. These
parents will take their own children into the doctor and say,
start chopping on him.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Doc's how crazy they are.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
So what do you do when you're asked about it?
You have to try to walk a tight rope. They
can't be walked.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Is the federal government has to be clear in what
is the real guidance available to our schools as it
relates to use of locker rooms. The reality is that
we have multiple jurisdictions who believe they are following the
letter of the law and have their lawyers conveying why.

(25:20):
And at the end of the day, we have a
president of the United States who is taking away and
threatening federal funding. And it isn't just to these public schools,
it is to our research institutions. It's for cancer research.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Keep in mind she was asked, do you support men
and Women's Sports Church?

Speaker 6 (25:39):
It is for funding to conservation programs under USDA that
are vital, vital, vital to so many of the farmers
and producers who employ rotational grazing practices and other conservation practices,
voluntary ones on their land who've been promised investments, and
the President just pulls back those funds. But when it

(26:02):
comes down to you understanding the implementation of how it
is that you know our kids are coexisting in the
classroom or on the sports field. Yes, I do think
that in many cases it's the local community that knows
their community best and can readily make decisions and provide

(26:22):
guidance about how to ensure that all our kids are
safe kids.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
That's what's known as filibustering. You're asked a question you
don't want to answer, so you ramble and bamble for
two minutes about everything but that question. But it just
goes back to what we were saying. The Democrat base
is so far outside of the mainstream now it's dragging

(26:48):
Democrat politicians with them, because at some level you have
to serve the people who vote for you, and I
don't know where they go. Back to the shutdown. This
shutdown has been glorious for Republicans, glorious. They already let
go of federal workers. That's a drop in the bucket,

(27:12):
by the way, that should be about Oh, I don't
know a million. Let's start with a million there and
then we can work our way up. But four thousand
it's the beginning. There's every sign it's going to continue.
The polls show the public is blaming Democrats because they
are blaming democrats. So Democrats need to end this for

(27:32):
their own popularity. But you programmed your base for ten
years to believe Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler. Now they're
demanding that you fight him tooth and nail at every turn.
So now you're forced to do something politically unpopular, otherwise

(27:53):
your base will turn on you like the rabbit animals
they've turned into. Where does that take you as a party,
Because if they continue to feed the base, your party
goes extinct. If you stop feeding the base, you may
very well not have any power because another communist will

(28:13):
rise up in primary you where do you go?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I don't know, but it's amazing to watch. It's it's hilarious.
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Trump administration hits the Department of Education with a massive
twenty percent job cut. That's amazing. All right, let me
bring up something a little bad and then we'll get
to some emails before a medal of honor Monday. CCP
i'd beat. China responds to Trump's new one hundred percent tariffs.

(28:49):
China has decided to start holding back rare earth minerals
from US. The Trump administration has responded with tariffs one
hundred percent and thirty percent. Please tell me that you're
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(29:13):
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We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Truth attitude.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Monday, A Columbus Day. I can't even believe I
blew mentioning Columbus Day right off the bat. The bravery
of the explorers, the unbelievable bravery of the explorers. It

(30:12):
boggles the mind. It's not just Columbus, of course, all
of them, the Magellans of the world, all of them.
To get in one of these ships, no motor, no GPS,
you've got sails, you've got the tide, and you've got
well some idea of what land might be there somewhere

(30:34):
by the way. You have limited water, you have limited food.
To get on ships and set out across the open
ocean is crazy, crazy, brave, and you should respect the
living heck out of it. And don't listen to any

(30:54):
of these quacks and kooks who go on to explain
about well what happened after But no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
When you have great men, great people in history, honor it,
and honor should be given to the people who put
the foundation down for Western civilization. Did Christopher Columbus know
that he was laying the foundation for the greatest country
and the history of the world where you would one

(31:24):
day be free? Of course not, of course not. I'm
not pretending otherwise. I admire bravery, and I admire men
who do great things. I think that's something we should admire.
It is something we should honor. Christopher Columbus is somebody
who should be honored forever.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
In this country.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
And it is a crying shame that the GOP was
so weak and pathetic they allowed the Communists to somehow
gain enough ground where they regularly wish people.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Happy Indigenous People's Day. Now, what a bunch of goobers.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Hey, Jesse, I love the show you mentioned a couple
of days ago. The guy you were talking about that
Green Berets Special Ops Mercenary quit the forces with Oh,
that was John Mullens. John Mullens is who I was
talking about. In case you're wondering, by the way, he
wrote a bunch of books and stuff like that. John
Mullens is really well known. Hey, Jesse, I've heard your

(32:28):
theory of when restaurants screw up and not give you
the right kind of sauce. Totally agree with you. I
ordered thirty wings, fifteen for me and fifteen for the family.
I have a specific amount of sauces. I ordered to
compliment my wing order four Ranch, two blue cheese. Instead
they give me two Ranch, two blue cheese, and two
mysterious orange sauces that were horrible and ruined my entire experience.

(32:52):
Victims of the sauce order need to be heard. His
name is Steve Listen. This is for all the restaurant
managed and restaurant owners out there. It's important to train
your weight staff, but this actually goes well beyond restaurants.
This is going to be for everybody. This is gonna
be for you. It's for everybody. I understand why companies.

(33:15):
I understand why they hire low end, low paid morons
to handle the phone. I get what, Chris, I haven't eaten.
I've been fasting all day. I'm sorry if I'm a
little snippy. I understand why a business would pick the
dumbest people in any country to man the phones, because

(33:36):
a person doesn't cost a lot, and when you're paying
small wages, you're gonna get small, small minds. Lots of
the time. You just are and the company doesn't want
to have to pay you twenty bucks to answer the phones,
so you pay eight bucks to answer the phone, and
you get the guy with the IQ of toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I understand it.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
And because you have a guy who has the IQ
of a golden retriever and the same mastery of the
English language, you think you have to program him, so
they only give programmed responses. You're not hiring thinkers for
eight bucks an hour, You're hiring golden retrievers.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
So all he can do.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Are programmed responses. This is why they mess up everything
in customer service on the phone. It's why they mess
up your sauce.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Order on the phone.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You would think, or in the restaurant, by the way,
you would think when you tell the waitress, I need
you to bring me two ranches that that is as
simple as taking the pen that's in your hand, pulling
out the little pad and writing two ranches.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Not the case.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
And even less so the guy they hired to answer
the phone at whatever one of these phone companies, power companies,
car companies, It doesn't matter. I know why businesses think
that is a good area in which to save money.
It is created an endless frustration for me that I
just anyway, what Chris. Everyone knows what I'm talking about

(35:09):
is true. Everyone knows what I'm talking about is true.
I told you I haven't eaten. The night's gonna be
maybe a little bit snippier than it should be. But yeah,
back to Columbus. This group helped cancel Columbus Day and
pardon the cop killer. Now it's helping plan America's two
hundred and fiftieth birthday bash. This group, this is from

(35:31):
the Free Beacon, by the way. This group is called
the National Congress of American Indians. Let me tell you
something that I've heard. Maybe this headline surprised you, maybe
it didn't. You know, next year is our two hundred
and fiftieth birthday as a country. And of course, as
you can imagine, Trump is going to be all in.

(35:53):
It's gonna be the most red, white, and blue awesomest
thing ever you know that or supposed to be. Have
been whispering in my ear for months now that, of
course the Biden administration hired a bunch of America hating
communists to run our two hundred and fiftieth birthday. You
can't even imagine how horrible it would have been if
those people had run it. I've been told that a

(36:18):
lot of these foxes are still in the Henhouse, that
a lot of these people who have their fingers on
our two hundred and fiftieth Birthday celebration are America hating
dirt balls who are going to make this whole thing
about how bad America sucks. This isn't the first time
I've heard this. And I realized that Trump administration has

(36:41):
about eight thousand things they have to juggle. Y know,
you're trying to deal with the border and world peace
and trade wars, and I understand there's a lot of
work to do. I would really really like somebody to
crack down on this, this group, these groups, whoever is
in charge of this, the vetting has to be extreme

(37:04):
or we're going to show up next year and we're
going to be mortified. Trust me on that, We're going
to be mortified. And I'm going, I'm telling you right now,
I'm freaking going. I think it's in Iowa. Trump said,
I'm going, I might just go live in Iowa next
year and we'll bring Fred and he can travel now.
He used to not be able to ride in a
car without having digestive problems. This comes back to his

(37:25):
nervous stomach. He's still very nervous the whole time, bouncing
back and forth. He has to stick his head out.
Then he asks to come back in and get more affection,
then stick his head out. But he doesn't have any
more digestive problems thanks to Rough Greens. At least there's
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They all do.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
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