October 28, 2025 • 37 mins
Manchurian Candidate Vance? Republicans are refusing to negotiate with the Democrats. They are pulling out the Nazi card again. What is a “clean CR”? Moving to a red state doesn’t mean just Texas or Florida. Europe and America are separating.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Tuesday. So we're going to talk a little
bit about a shutdown and the Hitler. I mean to
stay with me. We'll talk about that, the Democrats shut
down calling Trump hitler. We'll talk about that. We'll get
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to emails. I haven't gotten to any Sorry. Uh, someone
flew into a hurricane and there was turbulence. All that
and more coming up in the second hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, there is there's a problem, a
huge problem for Democrats. Now I'm not talking about their
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their their normal demonic insanity. Democrats have an issue, and
the issue is once you turn the volume up to
the max, there's nowhere else to go. Once you turned
the volume up to the max and the knob is
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turned all the way, then you can't turn it up anymore.
And they're running into this in a variety of ways,
but one of the main things is, you know, we
talk about how the communists create symbols all the time.
They create symbols. They demand their followers worship, and they
create symbols, they demand their followers hate. The one they
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hate the most, of course, is Donald Trump. It's been
ten years. It's been ten years of Nazi, Nazi, Nazi Hitler, Hitler, Hitler,
ten years of this.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The dangers that we saw in you know, Nazi Germany
are the dangers that we need to react to.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, I think everybody understands that at this point we've
got an authoritarian in office. It it doesn't take very
long to tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis
did it in fifty three.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
We got it, we got it. Here's the problem. For
ten years. Let's say I'm a Democrat, I'm a communist,
and I'm a herd animal. I will believe what the
media tells me. I will believe what democrats tell me.
You have told me for ten years that this is
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a Nazi, that this is Hitler, that this is a Nazi,
this is Hitler. Well, you can't get worse than that.
You turned the volume all the way up to the max.
Now I need you to do something about Hitler. You
can't come back now and try to walk it back.
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And that's what Pritzker's trying to do. We'll get to
that in a moment. You can't try to walk that
back now, after you've told me for ten years he's
a Nazi, he's Hitler, don't get to walk it back. No, no, no,
no, no no. You told me that guy was Hitler, that
guy's Hitler, that guy's Hitler, and that guy's Hitler. You
repeated it over and over and over and over and
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over again. Now I need you to do something about Hitler,
which brings us to the shutdown with Republicans thus far
refusing to negotiate, which is wonderful. I did not see
that coming at all. But thus far they've said no,
open the government. No open the government, then we can talk.
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No open the government. With Republicans refusing to negotiate, Democrats
now have the tiger by the ears, and you know
how that saying goes. You can't hold on forever, but
you can't let him go either. You're in an impossible situation.
They have shut down the government trying to give their
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demonic base some sort of a win, trying to get something.
Democrats are reading the poll numbers, they have heard from
their demonic base how angry they are with the Democrat Party.
The Democrats in this country are demanding you fight harder.
You're two week you should be getting Trump. You told
me he was Hitler. And so the play they chose
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to make was shutting down the government. If Republicans don't
give you a win, if Republicans won't negotiate on anything,
what do you do if you're a Democrat? Now, because
remember what's coming. And this story's been out there now
for a few days. Remember what's coming November first. I
don't know how many days there are in October. I'm
not a geographer, but I know we're only a couple
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days away from the end of October. Snap benefits are
getting cut off welfare forty million people. Yeah, it is
graz It's that in and of itself, is a national
crisis that we have forty million freaking people on welfare.
But that's another story. Snap benefits are getting cut off.
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Who do you think the vast majority of those SNAP recipients?
Which party do you think they vote for? Every single time? Now,
if you're a Democrat, you can't open the government pack
up for Hitler? Are you just gonna let Hitler govern?
But you also can't keep it shut down. If you
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keep it shut down, then where's she gonna go. How's
she going to buy her groceries or Lucky charms or
whatever it is, cigarettes, whatever it else is they buy
with our money? Where are they going to go? This
is one of those things I find completely fascinating because
it's all bad for the communists. Therefore it's wonderful to watch.
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I don't see how they can get out of it.
And I'm telling you right now, this is the reason JB.
Pritzker is lying. Credited libs of TikTok, We're not lying.
This is why he's trying to walk back the Hitler stuff.
I just played for you what he's been saying. I'll
let it go a little bit longer.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
The dangers that we saw in you know, Nazi Germany
are the dangers that we need to react to now. Well,
I think everybody understands that at this point we've got
an authoritarian in office. It doesn't take very long to
tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis did it
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in fifty three days.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's not the country we live in.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know. You shouldn't have to walk around papers the
way that they did in the early days of Nazi Germany.
I do not invoke the specter of nazis lightly. I'm
watching with a foreboding dread what is happening in our
country right now. A president who watches a plane go
down in the Potomac and suggests, without facts or findings,
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that a diversity higher is responsible for the crash. The
authoritarian playbook is laid bare here.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
How can you possibly compare what happened in Germany and
world warts to what's going on here in the United States.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, we're talking about the death of a constitutional republic.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's what happened. Yeah, that's what he's been saying. Why
come out and try this now?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Why I haven't suggested that Donald Trump is hitler.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But he has. I think you're going to start seeing
this attempt by leaders in the Democrat Party. I think
it will fail. But my prediction is in the coming days,
in coming weeks, you're going to start seeing Democrat leaders
attempt not to suck up the Trump, not to love
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on Trump that would never ever be sold. I think
you're going to start seeing an attempt to turn the
volume down just a little from the max. Why it's
put them in a bind. It's not that they feel
sorry about what they've done. It's not that they feel regret.
These are communists without any morality whatsoever. By telling your
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demonic face followers that they're dealing with Nazis, they're dealing
with Hitler, what you've done is you've created a demand. Democrats,
now demand action. You told me he's Hitler. That's Hitler.
You said it over and over again, Nazis and Hitler,
and Nazis and Hitler. So I demand you deal with
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it and the insanity what it's brought us to do
You hear.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
This story ATBI making an arrest in a chilling murder
for higher plot targeting Attorney General Pambondi.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Scary stuff, Santa.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm John Roberts in Washington. The twenty nine year old
Minnesota man is accused of putting out a forty five
thousand dollars hit on the Attorney General, and all started
on TikTok with a post with the bounty started going
viral before setting off a swift federal investigation.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Bounties now on the Attorney General of the United States
of America, Charlie kirk assassinated New Republicans under threat all
the time. Death threats come pouring in all the time
for anybody with any influence. Why you said they were Nazis.
You said it was Hitler. So now you better do
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something or we will. I think you're going to start
seeing it a lot more. And it's why things like
this they're not going to work. They wield old Papa
Joe out.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Can't kid ourselves. We are in one of those moments
right now. Come over fifty years of elected public life.
This is the worst I've seen it because, truth be told,
are very democracies at stake, in my view.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Not going to work. Jesse, I'm loving the government shut
down because it shows Norman Norma who the Democrats really
are and what they stand for. And we know Republicans
are trying to reopen the government with a clean CR.
I don't think Congress should be able to continue passing
continuous resolutions except in extreme times. How long does a
government have to be shut down before they can no
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longer pass a CR? Keep helping us fight the good fight.
His name is Brian. We'll touch on that clean CR thing,
and then I'll get to some emails I've been lazy
on that. Before I touch on that, let's talk about
family memories. You know, home movies have a They have
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a personal feel now for me that they never had
before since the passing of my father. That big box
of pictures we pulled out hard pictures, you know, hard
copy pictures, not stuff on your phone. You want that
stuff on a zip drive. You want that stuff on
the cloud. You don't want to lose it in a fire.
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You don't want to forget about it in the attic
until time fades it all away. That baby album, get
it digitized. Get your whole movies digitized. Get your wedding
album digitized. Not just so you have it, so your
kids and their kids and their kids after them have it.
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Legacy Box, that's what they do. They will take your
hard copy pictures, They will take your home movies and
they will digitize them. And it's easy. Sounds like a pain,
it's actually wonderful. My wife enjoyed it so much. They
sent us the box, pulled out all these pictures, all
these movies, even obs old gymnastics tapes are now digitized.
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Her great grandkids will get to watch her do gymnastics.
Isn't that freaking cool? Go to legacybox dot com slash
Jesse and start the process. They'll send you a box
at least get the box in your hands. Legacybox dot
com slash Jesse. We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
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It is It's the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Member,
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can even start sending in your ask Doctor Jesse questions
for Friday. Since guy he was asking about the CR. Remember,
I know we're enjoying Democrats suffering right now because they
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shut down the government and they're unpopular, and now the snap,
the EBT stuff's about to be cut off, and it's
all just hilarious and wonderful except for the troops not
getting paid. I fail to see anything but a win here.
But let's not forget that a CR itself, a continuing
resolution itself, is a scandal. We get numb to this,
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We get used to this. That is for emergency purposes only.
They should have to come up with a brand new
budget all the time. They are required to come up
with a new budget all the time. This is for
World War three or something disastrous. They should be coming
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up with a budget. But because they're all gutless cowards
who don't want they do not want to have to
answer to anybody, they won't do it. So what they
do is they pass a CR and punt. That's what
a CR is. It's punting. And let's talk about why
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this is so important people right now, maybe this is you.
People are feeling squeezed. We have lost twenty to twenty
five percent of our buying power in just the last
five years. Ever, since we shut down the economy for
a bad chess cold and printed seven trillion dollars, we've
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lost value in our money. Now, normal people are either
not making it or barely making it. Middle class people
are being pushed down. Yes, the price of the ass
has gone down, the price of some things that's gone down,
but in general, life is extremely expensive now compared to
what it's been. People want that changed, and the only
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way to change that is to get government to stop spending.
But the only thing government doesn't want to do is
stop spending because politicians don't get elected by taking things
away from people. They're too afraid. We all know what
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the communists want. They want to spend the place into
bankruptcy anyway. But Republicans are too afraid too. Republicans don't
want to make any cuts, They don't want to pull
back on anything. We are still spending at COVID levels,
and COVID levels, get this World War two spending. World
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War two, when the United States of America was fighting
a global war, supplying all these countries, supplying our troops
to spending insane amounts of money trying to defeat two
different totalitarian empires. We started spending at those levels during
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COVID and we haven't stopped at all. So I don't
want to put a frowny face on everything, because, yes,
as we just discussed, democrats are suffering. They're suffering popular
what popularity wise, They're feeling the squeeze in every way
and all that's wonderful because Democrats are horrible, But a
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cr is a disaster. We are poorer because Washington won't
stop spending, and there's no indication they want to stop none.
We get a little bit here, in a little bit there,
but not near enough. They all just want to keep
kicking this can down the road until we get smashed,
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until something horrible happens, until they're forced to do it,
and that's terrible. That's a terrible place to be. Don't
celebrate a cr. Ever, a cr is a scandal done
by gutless cowards in Congress. That's a fact. You know
what else is a fact? We had I told you
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country state championship thing. We had to spend the night
in Waco. We couldn't find anybody to watch Fred, so
we had to drop Fred off at a place to
board him for a night. And that normally would have
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Please quit advising people to move from a blue state
to a red state. We are hoping to move from
purple Ohio to red Tennessee. But because so many Californians
about property in Tennessee, we're having difficult time finding property
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we're able to afford, so on and so forth. So he
wants me to stop telling people to move. Listen, Okay, First,
I want people to have a better life. I'm never
going to stop telling people to move. I want people
who suffer in blue areas to discover how much more
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wonderful it is to live in a red area with
people who share your values, where you can have some
level of state protection instead of state hostility. So I'm
never going to stop saying that. But two, I sympathize.
We Ab and I have flirted with the idea of
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moving to Florida because we love Florida. We have almost
completely written that off now because everybody moved to Florida
and the costs are astronomical. It is so expensive. We
actually sniffed around. I think I already told you this
is a year or two ago. We went down there
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and started sniffing around. What could we get? Can we get? Nothing?
Nothing compared to what we have here in Texas. It's
just so expensive. And Tennessee's gone the same way. And listen,
here's the best I can tell you. I'll give you
two things. First, wonderful places like Tennessee in Florida, they're
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not going to go undiscovered. People are going to discover
the wonderful places. That's one. Two. Not all the wonderful
places have been overrun yet. There are places that aren't
Tennessee and aren't Florida that maybe you aren't considering. We'll
touch on that next.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Okay, so let me talk
to you about this because the email was about, hey,
we want to move to Tennessee's too expensive. I told
you we wanted to I shouldn't say wanted to move
to Florida. We flirted with moving to Florida one day
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and we said, ah, yeah, that's a no. It's very
very expensive. It's expensive because it's wonderful, because people want
to live there. Of course, totally get it. Everything isn't
Tennessee or Florida. Let me ask you something, how much
have you explored things like South Carolina? How much have
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you explored Texas? You understand Texas doesn't have any state
income tax. Now, granted, they're going to get your own
property taxes here, I'm not fluffing that up for you.
Texas has some really cool spots, really beg cool spots,
really wonderful people. Let me ask you this, ever been
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to Mississippi or Alabama? Now we're going to get all
kinds of hate mail from all the Southerners who get
mad whenever I try to I'm telling people about these
wonderful undiscovered gems. People don't even think about Mississippi. The
only thing most people know about Mississippi is, oh, it's poor.
It's poor, dude. Mississippi people are awesome. Mississippi food might
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be even better. And this exact same thing applies to Alabama.
Alabama's got a lot more money than Mississippi, so it
probably be more expensive. But Mississippi has some really cool
spots where you can get some property, more property than
you think. Maybe maybe you're not a warm weather person,
because you look it's gonna get hot down there. Maybe
you're not a warm weather person. Go to the Dakotas
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I would suggest. I would have suggested Montana. I know
you probably thought that was coming. But when we did
a month up there this last summer, I had been
told I grew up. I told you in Bozeman, Montana.
We moved to Bowse In Montana when I was ten
years old. When we moved to Bozeman, Montana, it was
a very reasonable place to live because we didn't have
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any money. We couldn't have afforded anything. There was a
very very reasonable place to live. When we went back
up there, I found out they're building apartments all over Bozeman,
Montana because the Averridge home price, this is what I
was told, is a million dollars. Oh, I know, Chris,
a million dollars. Montana, like Tennessee, like Florida, Montana got discovered.
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It got discovered. I love it, I will always love it,
but it is not that affordable. You've really got to
have some cash. Idaho is getting discovered as well, and
I love Idaho, really really love Idaho. Wyoming more affordable.
Now I have to clarify this, Wyoming can get bad too.
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Jackson Hole, for instance, one of the most beautiful places
you will ever be in your entire life. Jackson Hole.
All the billionaires discovered Jackson Hole. Jackson Hole is getting expensive,
But Wyoming you can get some stuff. Now you're gonna
need a winter coat and a snowshovel. But Wyoming, South Dakota,
North Dakota. Allow me to continue. What about the Midwest?
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Been to Iowa, if you haven't been to Iowa, if
you haven't been to Nebraska, if you haven't been to Kansas,
you can dismiss these places as oh, it sounds flat
or boring. The Midwest has some really cool spots. Have
you ever been to Omaha? Nebraska? Way cool, way cool
love Omaha. Yeah, that's actually a really good point, Chris, Arkansas.
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Arkansas is blood red. Now Arkansas has some awesome, awesome spots. Missouri,
Missouri might be the reddest state in the Union at
this point in time. They continue to send these hardcore
anti communists to the Senate and there are almost no
anti communists in the Senate. Eric Schmidt might be my
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favorite United States Senator. Senator. That dude is hardcore he's
freaking awesome. There are undiscovered places in this country that
aren't Tennessee, and they aren't Florida, and there aren't Montana,
depending on what kind of weather you're looking for. Don't
confine yourself to only those places. And hey, I'm that's
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obviously not me bad mouthing Tennessee, which you understand that
I adore completely. I learned to swim and my dad
threw me off a house built in Tennessee. I learned
that I love Tennessee, but it is very, very expensive.
All right, Now, let's do a little bit more politics
before I come back to this. Trump he was hanging
out with the Japanese Prime minister today. Apparently she's some
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hardcore right winger, and Trump went over there hanging out
with them. Pay attention to the United States of America
and our relationship with Japan. It's already very very strong.
It's been strong for a long time. It is getting stronger.
And this is one of those things. I'm not going
to spend a minute on this. That's only going to
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get stronger moving forward, as long as we don't screw
up an elected Democrat again. Because there's so much alignment
with our value system, and because Japan is such a
perfect bulwark against China. Japan is such a strategic location.
Japan they will stand with us and against China if
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we work with them. This is not something to be
dismissive of. And what I'm about to say, I hate
that it's true, but it is true. We are falling
out of alignment with Europe. Europe obviously, Europe is largely
responsible for our foundation as a country. Most of many
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of our people who came here settled. In fact, all
of the ones who came here and settled came from Europe.
We have had traditional relationships with Europe, various European countries
for a very long time. But as you Europe falls
to communism, and they are falling rapidly. The mass importation
of people from all over the globe Afghanistan and in
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Africa and everywhere else, combined with their domestic communists, it's
really it's finishing off Europe. I watched a video yesterday.
You know what the electricity prices are in Germany. I
won't bore you with the details. They're so expensive. Normal
people cannot afford power. You have to go without power. Sometimes.
I watched a video yesterday. It's not just that they're
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shutting down their nuclear power, they're blowing up the reactors.
They've elected these climate commedies over there, they are incinerating
that place. We are probably going to witness in our
lifetime in alignment with the East, the same way we
used to have in alignment with Europe, which is considered
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the West. I know that's kind of weird, but we
are probably going to see the United State dates of
America really line up more closely with Japan, with South Korea,
with Singapore, with the Philippines. There's probably going to be
more Asian alignment than we have been traditionally used to. Know.
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When you ask the normal American, you stop somebody on
the sidewalk and you ask them about, Hey, who are
our closest allies, You're almost always going to get all
England or France or something that. You're almost always going
to get that on the short list. I don't know
how much longer that lasts, you know. The Trump administration,
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to their credit, they've been leaning hard on the Europeans.
The Europeans, they're trying to bring American tech companies under
this totalitarian regime. Essentially, they're trying to bring European American
tech companies, trying to hold them accountable for things online. Well,
that's a zwamophobia and things like that. Watch the United
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States of America start to ship to our alignment East.
It's a weird world. It's weird the way the world changes.
It changes rapidly. And Japan seems to be getting even
more hardcore than Japan traditionally. Was this lady got elected
in Japan doesn't even have that many foreigners in there
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because they just generally don't do a lot of that.
But they've they've had more in recent years. Yeah, not
much longer. Apparently this new lady has already said, yeah,
you're all gonna leave. Yeah, it's time for you to
go back. It's time to go back, all right. Speaking
of tech companies, something is happening with China and Russia
and it's kind of funny. And then we'll talk about
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Jensaki calling jd Vance a Manchurian candidate.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
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Speaker 1 (28:54):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. You
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So there's a story from Alana Mastrangelo. I actually know Alana,
so I'm butchering her last name. It's Italian, all right. Look,
I can't speak every language on the planet, but it's
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in bright part. It's a fascinating, fascinating world. But here's
the gist of it. China and Russia, they are sending
beautiful women spies over here to the United States of
America to seduce and in some cases mary guys in
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the tech industry in the United States of America. They
are sending women here to essentially seduce you into marrying
them so they can steal tech secrets and bring them
back to China and Russia. Now, one that's fascinating and hilarious.
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The truth is that beautiful women have made some of
the best spies historically. It has always been that way.
Have you ever wondered, by the way, Massad Israel's Massad.
Have you ever wondered, how exactly do they get so
much intelligence about all these places like Iran? How do
they know where all these Iranian generals are? How does
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this happen? How do you think it happens? Yeah, exactly,
beautiful women. This is simply a PSA for dudes out there,
no matter your chosen field. If she is a ten,
if she is a dime, look, I should say, if
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you're older, if you are young, stud, the dimes are
gonna get you. If you're my age and a dime
starts talking to you, that's a spy or a lady
of the knight. All right, it's a spy or a
lady of the knight. I am never going to sit
down at Red Lobster and have some dime look at
me from across the room and say, ooh, la la,
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that's not going to happen. What Chris, What Chris said?
Didn't That happened once at a bar. It was a steakhouse.
I had to meet my mentor, Michael Berry at the
steakhouse and iphony up to the bar just waiting for him.
I was sitting there waiting, I wasn't even doing anything.
I was drinking water, and this dime comes right up
to me and starts talking. And of course it was
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not legitimate at all, because that doesn't happen when you're
forty four years old. Guys, we all like to imagine
that we are insanely attractive. That she just she couldn't
possibly stay away. That's not true, all right, that's not true.
If if you are a Silicon Valley tech dork. I
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know you were rich, I know you got a four
point zero in school, and I'm sure you went to
the best universities possible. But you have a pocket protector,
all right, You drive an electric car, you your arms
are tiny. That gorgeous looking Russian woman who just plopped
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down beside you at whatever fruity restaurant you eat at,
she is not interested in your pocket protector, okay. She is, however,
interested in stealing valuable tech secrets, bringing them back to
Russia so they can nuke in American city one day.
So please realize what you are and what you're not.
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feeling like a new person. Bronco, that evil redhead Jensaki
said JD would be a Manchurian candidate. What's she talking about? Okay,
So there's an aspect to communism that I want to
explain something that I have found out from dealing with
former communists. Something they said, have you ever wondered why
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they come up with these wacky conspiracy theories or believe
the wackiest possible conspiracy theories, why they believe? They are
so convinced that you are evil, that I am evil,
that even when something is verifiably good, you can touch it,
you can feel it, you can see it, you can
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you can smell it. When something is verifiably good, it
has to be a lie. It has to be fake,
It can't possibly be real. They are terrified at the
prospect of JD. Vance And I'm not waiving his pom poms.
I don't know JD. I'm very impressed. I suspect he's
going to be the nextra Republican nominee. But I'm still
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not going to wave pom poms. It is what it is.
But they're terrified at the prospect of JD. Vance. He
is very happy. That happy warrior thing has always been
the easiest thing to sell in politics unless you're a
deranged communist. Don't you feel like you could hang out
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and then have some red lobster with JD. Vance? Don't
you feel like jd Vance has eaten at red Lobster?
Don't you feel like he would eat at red Lobster
with you and a heartbeat? In fact, probably still does.
He's one of those guys that is relatable. He has
a beautiful young family. His wife is clearly she adores him,
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you can tell by the way she looks at him.
And that's extremely appealing, not just to men, to women
because it tells you the kind of guy jd Vance
pro probably is. And so when Democrats look or think
about the prospect of jd Vance, they have to come
up with something. What has to be fake? He did?
There has to be where where did he come from?
He get where where he came from is well documented.
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They made a they made a Netflix show, I think
about it. He wrote a book about the whole thing.
Everybody knows where jd Vance came from. Everyone knows about
his hard scrabble upbringing. But for them, because it looks good,
because he's he's actually happy, because they look like a wonderful,
happy family, it can't be real, right, He's a Manchurian candidate.
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This is what they think it is. It's a really
really twisted, sick way of looking at the world, But
they're communists. If they had a decent way of looking
at the world, they wouldn't be communists, would they. All right,
we have to talk about hurricanes, Confederate statues being put
back up. But first, before we get to any of that,
do you remember remember the talks we've had about why
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so many people choose to be politicians, like a member
of Congress, who would actually want that? And I say
that as someone who ran twice, But the life itself,
why would you want that? Why would you want to
fly back and forth all the time, have to have
a second place in DC, probably a roommate unless you're rich,
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so you've got to live with other people, like you're
back in college, boring, asking people for money all the time.
Why would you want that? We'll talk about that in
Chris's Secret Society next
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Tuesday. So we're going to talk a little
bit about a shutdown and the Hitler. I mean to
stay with me. We'll talk about that, the Democrats shut
down calling Trump hitler. We'll talk about that. We'll get
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to emails. I haven't gotten to any Sorry. Uh, someone
flew into a hurricane and there was turbulence. All that
and more coming up in the second hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, there is there's a problem, a
huge problem for Democrats. Now I'm not talking about their
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their their normal demonic insanity. Democrats have an issue, and
the issue is once you turn the volume up to
the max, there's nowhere else to go. Once you turned
the volume up to the max and the knob is
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turned all the way, then you can't turn it up anymore.
And they're running into this in a variety of ways,
but one of the main things is, you know, we
talk about how the communists create symbols all the time.
They create symbols. They demand their followers worship, and they
create symbols, they demand their followers hate. The one they
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hate the most, of course, is Donald Trump. It's been
ten years. It's been ten years of Nazi, Nazi, Nazi Hitler, Hitler, Hitler,
ten years of this.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The dangers that we saw in you know, Nazi Germany
are the dangers that we need to react to.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, I think everybody understands that at this point we've
got an authoritarian in office. It it doesn't take very
long to tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis
did it in fifty three.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
We got it, we got it. Here's the problem. For
ten years. Let's say I'm a Democrat, I'm a communist,
and I'm a herd animal. I will believe what the
media tells me. I will believe what democrats tell me.
You have told me for ten years that this is
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a Nazi, that this is Hitler, that this is a Nazi,
this is Hitler. Well, you can't get worse than that.
You turned the volume all the way up to the max.
Now I need you to do something about Hitler. You
can't come back now and try to walk it back.
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And that's what Pritzker's trying to do. We'll get to
that in a moment. You can't try to walk that
back now, after you've told me for ten years he's
a Nazi, he's Hitler, don't get to walk it back. No, no, no,
no, no no. You told me that guy was Hitler, that
guy's Hitler, that guy's Hitler, and that guy's Hitler. You
repeated it over and over and over and over and
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over again. Now I need you to do something about Hitler,
which brings us to the shutdown with Republicans thus far
refusing to negotiate, which is wonderful. I did not see
that coming at all. But thus far they've said no,
open the government. No open the government, then we can talk.
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No open the government. With Republicans refusing to negotiate, Democrats
now have the tiger by the ears, and you know
how that saying goes. You can't hold on forever, but
you can't let him go either. You're in an impossible situation.
They have shut down the government trying to give their
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demonic base some sort of a win, trying to get something.
Democrats are reading the poll numbers, they have heard from
their demonic base how angry they are with the Democrat Party.
The Democrats in this country are demanding you fight harder.
You're two week you should be getting Trump. You told
me he was Hitler. And so the play they chose
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to make was shutting down the government. If Republicans don't
give you a win, if Republicans won't negotiate on anything,
what do you do if you're a Democrat? Now, because
remember what's coming. And this story's been out there now
for a few days. Remember what's coming November first. I
don't know how many days there are in October. I'm
not a geographer, but I know we're only a couple
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days away from the end of October. Snap benefits are
getting cut off welfare forty million people. Yeah, it is
graz It's that in and of itself, is a national
crisis that we have forty million freaking people on welfare.
But that's another story. Snap benefits are getting cut off.
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Who do you think the vast majority of those SNAP recipients?
Which party do you think they vote for? Every single time? Now,
if you're a Democrat, you can't open the government pack
up for Hitler? Are you just gonna let Hitler govern?
But you also can't keep it shut down. If you
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keep it shut down, then where's she gonna go. How's
she going to buy her groceries or Lucky charms or
whatever it is, cigarettes, whatever it else is they buy
with our money? Where are they going to go? This
is one of those things I find completely fascinating because
it's all bad for the communists. Therefore it's wonderful to watch.
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I don't see how they can get out of it.
And I'm telling you right now, this is the reason JB.
Pritzker is lying. Credited libs of TikTok, We're not lying.
This is why he's trying to walk back the Hitler stuff.
I just played for you what he's been saying. I'll
let it go a little bit longer.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
The dangers that we saw in you know, Nazi Germany
are the dangers that we need to react to now. Well,
I think everybody understands that at this point we've got
an authoritarian in office. It doesn't take very long to
tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed, the Nazis did it
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in fifty three days.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's not the country we live in.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know. You shouldn't have to walk around papers the
way that they did in the early days of Nazi Germany.
I do not invoke the specter of nazis lightly. I'm
watching with a foreboding dread what is happening in our
country right now. A president who watches a plane go
down in the Potomac and suggests, without facts or findings,
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that a diversity higher is responsible for the crash. The
authoritarian playbook is laid bare here.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
How can you possibly compare what happened in Germany and
world warts to what's going on here in the United States.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, we're talking about the death of a constitutional republic.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's what happened. Yeah, that's what he's been saying. Why
come out and try this now?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Why I haven't suggested that Donald Trump is hitler.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
But he has. I think you're going to start seeing
this attempt by leaders in the Democrat Party. I think
it will fail. But my prediction is in the coming days,
in coming weeks, you're going to start seeing Democrat leaders
attempt not to suck up the Trump, not to love
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on Trump that would never ever be sold. I think
you're going to start seeing an attempt to turn the
volume down just a little from the max. Why it's
put them in a bind. It's not that they feel
sorry about what they've done. It's not that they feel regret.
These are communists without any morality whatsoever. By telling your
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demonic face followers that they're dealing with Nazis, they're dealing
with Hitler, what you've done is you've created a demand. Democrats,
now demand action. You told me he's Hitler. That's Hitler.
You said it over and over again, Nazis and Hitler,
and Nazis and Hitler. So I demand you deal with
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it and the insanity what it's brought us to do
You hear.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
This story ATBI making an arrest in a chilling murder
for higher plot targeting Attorney General Pambondi.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Scary stuff, Santa.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'm John Roberts in Washington. The twenty nine year old
Minnesota man is accused of putting out a forty five
thousand dollars hit on the Attorney General, and all started
on TikTok with a post with the bounty started going
viral before setting off a swift federal investigation.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Bounties now on the Attorney General of the United States
of America, Charlie kirk assassinated New Republicans under threat all
the time. Death threats come pouring in all the time
for anybody with any influence. Why you said they were Nazis.
You said it was Hitler. So now you better do
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something or we will. I think you're going to start
seeing it a lot more. And it's why things like
this they're not going to work. They wield old Papa
Joe out.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Can't kid ourselves. We are in one of those moments
right now. Come over fifty years of elected public life.
This is the worst I've seen it because, truth be told,
are very democracies at stake, in my view.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Not going to work. Jesse, I'm loving the government shut
down because it shows Norman Norma who the Democrats really
are and what they stand for. And we know Republicans
are trying to reopen the government with a clean CR.
I don't think Congress should be able to continue passing
continuous resolutions except in extreme times. How long does a
government have to be shut down before they can no
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longer pass a CR? Keep helping us fight the good fight.
His name is Brian. We'll touch on that clean CR thing,
and then I'll get to some emails I've been lazy
on that. Before I touch on that, let's talk about
family memories. You know, home movies have a They have
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a personal feel now for me that they never had
before since the passing of my father. That big box
of pictures we pulled out hard pictures, you know, hard
copy pictures, not stuff on your phone. You want that
stuff on a zip drive. You want that stuff on
the cloud. You don't want to lose it in a fire.
(10:49):
You don't want to forget about it in the attic
until time fades it all away. That baby album, get
it digitized. Get your whole movies digitized. Get your wedding
album digitized. Not just so you have it, so your
kids and their kids and their kids after them have it.
(11:10):
Legacy Box, that's what they do. They will take your
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they will digitize them. And it's easy. Sounds like a pain,
it's actually wonderful. My wife enjoyed it so much. They
sent us the box, pulled out all these pictures, all
these movies, even obs old gymnastics tapes are now digitized.
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Her great grandkids will get to watch her do gymnastics.
Isn't that freaking cool? Go to legacybox dot com slash
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at least get the box in your hands. Legacybox dot
com slash Jesse. We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
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for Friday. Since guy he was asking about the CR. Remember,
I know we're enjoying Democrats suffering right now because they
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shut down the government and they're unpopular, and now the snap,
the EBT stuff's about to be cut off, and it's
all just hilarious and wonderful except for the troops not
getting paid. I fail to see anything but a win here.
But let's not forget that a CR itself, a continuing
resolution itself, is a scandal. We get numb to this,
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We get used to this. That is for emergency purposes only.
They should have to come up with a brand new
budget all the time. They are required to come up
with a new budget all the time. This is for
World War three or something disastrous. They should be coming
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up with a budget. But because they're all gutless cowards
who don't want they do not want to have to
answer to anybody, they won't do it. So what they
do is they pass a CR and punt. That's what
a CR is. It's punting. And let's talk about why
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this is so important people right now, maybe this is you.
People are feeling squeezed. We have lost twenty to twenty
five percent of our buying power in just the last
five years. Ever, since we shut down the economy for
a bad chess cold and printed seven trillion dollars, we've
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lost value in our money. Now, normal people are either
not making it or barely making it. Middle class people
are being pushed down. Yes, the price of the ass
has gone down, the price of some things that's gone down,
but in general, life is extremely expensive now compared to
what it's been. People want that changed, and the only
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way to change that is to get government to stop spending.
But the only thing government doesn't want to do is
stop spending because politicians don't get elected by taking things
away from people. They're too afraid. We all know what
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the communists want. They want to spend the place into
bankruptcy anyway. But Republicans are too afraid too. Republicans don't
want to make any cuts, They don't want to pull
back on anything. We are still spending at COVID levels,
and COVID levels, get this World War two spending. World
(15:01):
War two, when the United States of America was fighting
a global war, supplying all these countries, supplying our troops
to spending insane amounts of money trying to defeat two
different totalitarian empires. We started spending at those levels during
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COVID and we haven't stopped at all. So I don't
want to put a frowny face on everything, because, yes,
as we just discussed, democrats are suffering. They're suffering popular
what popularity wise, They're feeling the squeeze in every way
and all that's wonderful because Democrats are horrible, But a
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cr is a disaster. We are poorer because Washington won't
stop spending, and there's no indication they want to stop none.
We get a little bit here, in a little bit there,
but not near enough. They all just want to keep
kicking this can down the road until we get smashed,
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until something horrible happens, until they're forced to do it,
and that's terrible. That's a terrible place to be. Don't
celebrate a cr. Ever, a cr is a scandal done
by gutless cowards in Congress. That's a fact. You know
what else is a fact? We had I told you
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country state championship thing. We had to spend the night
in Waco. We couldn't find anybody to watch Fred, so
we had to drop Fred off at a place to
board him for a night. And that normally would have
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Please quit advising people to move from a blue state
to a red state. We are hoping to move from
purple Ohio to red Tennessee. But because so many Californians
about property in Tennessee, we're having difficult time finding property
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we're able to afford, so on and so forth. So he
wants me to stop telling people to move. Listen, Okay, First,
I want people to have a better life. I'm never
going to stop telling people to move. I want people
who suffer in blue areas to discover how much more
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wonderful it is to live in a red area with
people who share your values, where you can have some
level of state protection instead of state hostility. So I'm
never going to stop saying that. But two, I sympathize.
We Ab and I have flirted with the idea of
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moving to Florida because we love Florida. We have almost
completely written that off now because everybody moved to Florida
and the costs are astronomical. It is so expensive. We
actually sniffed around. I think I already told you this
is a year or two ago. We went down there
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and started sniffing around. What could we get? Can we get? Nothing?
Nothing compared to what we have here in Texas. It's
just so expensive. And Tennessee's gone the same way. And listen,
here's the best I can tell you. I'll give you
two things. First, wonderful places like Tennessee in Florida, they're
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not going to go undiscovered. People are going to discover
the wonderful places. That's one. Two. Not all the wonderful
places have been overrun yet. There are places that aren't
Tennessee and aren't Florida that maybe you aren't considering. We'll
touch on that next.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Okay, so let me talk
to you about this because the email was about, hey,
we want to move to Tennessee's too expensive. I told
you we wanted to I shouldn't say wanted to move
to Florida. We flirted with moving to Florida one day
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and we said, ah, yeah, that's a no. It's very
very expensive. It's expensive because it's wonderful, because people want
to live there. Of course, totally get it. Everything isn't
Tennessee or Florida. Let me ask you something, how much
have you explored things like South Carolina? How much have
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you explored Texas? You understand Texas doesn't have any state
income tax. Now, granted, they're going to get your own
property taxes here, I'm not fluffing that up for you.
Texas has some really cool spots, really beg cool spots,
really wonderful people. Let me ask you this, ever been
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to Mississippi or Alabama? Now we're going to get all
kinds of hate mail from all the Southerners who get
mad whenever I try to I'm telling people about these
wonderful undiscovered gems. People don't even think about Mississippi. The
only thing most people know about Mississippi is, oh, it's poor.
It's poor, dude. Mississippi people are awesome. Mississippi food might
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be even better. And this exact same thing applies to Alabama.
Alabama's got a lot more money than Mississippi, so it
probably be more expensive. But Mississippi has some really cool
spots where you can get some property, more property than
you think. Maybe maybe you're not a warm weather person,
because you look it's gonna get hot down there. Maybe
you're not a warm weather person. Go to the Dakotas
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I would suggest. I would have suggested Montana. I know
you probably thought that was coming. But when we did
a month up there this last summer, I had been
told I grew up. I told you in Bozeman, Montana.
We moved to Bowse In Montana when I was ten
years old. When we moved to Bozeman, Montana, it was
a very reasonable place to live because we didn't have
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any money. We couldn't have afforded anything. There was a
very very reasonable place to live. When we went back
up there, I found out they're building apartments all over Bozeman,
Montana because the Averridge home price, this is what I
was told, is a million dollars. Oh, I know, Chris,
a million dollars. Montana, like Tennessee, like Florida, Montana got discovered.
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It got discovered. I love it, I will always love it,
but it is not that affordable. You've really got to
have some cash. Idaho is getting discovered as well, and
I love Idaho, really really love Idaho. Wyoming more affordable.
Now I have to clarify this, Wyoming can get bad too.
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Jackson Hole, for instance, one of the most beautiful places
you will ever be in your entire life. Jackson Hole.
All the billionaires discovered Jackson Hole. Jackson Hole is getting expensive,
But Wyoming you can get some stuff. Now you're gonna
need a winter coat and a snowshovel. But Wyoming, South Dakota,
North Dakota. Allow me to continue. What about the Midwest?
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Been to Iowa, if you haven't been to Iowa, if
you haven't been to Nebraska, if you haven't been to Kansas,
you can dismiss these places as oh, it sounds flat
or boring. The Midwest has some really cool spots. Have
you ever been to Omaha? Nebraska? Way cool, way cool
love Omaha. Yeah, that's actually a really good point, Chris, Arkansas.
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Arkansas is blood red. Now Arkansas has some awesome, awesome spots. Missouri,
Missouri might be the reddest state in the Union at
this point in time. They continue to send these hardcore
anti communists to the Senate and there are almost no
anti communists in the Senate. Eric Schmidt might be my
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favorite United States Senator. Senator. That dude is hardcore he's
freaking awesome. There are undiscovered places in this country that
aren't Tennessee, and they aren't Florida, and there aren't Montana,
depending on what kind of weather you're looking for. Don't
confine yourself to only those places. And hey, I'm that's
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obviously not me bad mouthing Tennessee, which you understand that
I adore completely. I learned to swim and my dad
threw me off a house built in Tennessee. I learned
that I love Tennessee, but it is very, very expensive.
All right, Now, let's do a little bit more politics
before I come back to this. Trump he was hanging
out with the Japanese Prime minister today. Apparently she's some
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hardcore right winger, and Trump went over there hanging out
with them. Pay attention to the United States of America
and our relationship with Japan. It's already very very strong.
It's been strong for a long time. It is getting stronger.
And this is one of those things. I'm not going
to spend a minute on this. That's only going to
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get stronger moving forward, as long as we don't screw
up an elected Democrat again. Because there's so much alignment
with our value system, and because Japan is such a
perfect bulwark against China. Japan is such a strategic location.
Japan they will stand with us and against China if
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we work with them. This is not something to be
dismissive of. And what I'm about to say, I hate
that it's true, but it is true. We are falling
out of alignment with Europe. Europe obviously, Europe is largely
responsible for our foundation as a country. Most of many
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of our people who came here settled. In fact, all
of the ones who came here and settled came from Europe.
We have had traditional relationships with Europe, various European countries
for a very long time. But as you Europe falls
to communism, and they are falling rapidly. The mass importation
of people from all over the globe Afghanistan and in
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Africa and everywhere else, combined with their domestic communists, it's
really it's finishing off Europe. I watched a video yesterday.
You know what the electricity prices are in Germany. I
won't bore you with the details. They're so expensive. Normal
people cannot afford power. You have to go without power. Sometimes.
I watched a video yesterday. It's not just that they're
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shutting down their nuclear power, they're blowing up the reactors.
They've elected these climate commedies over there, they are incinerating
that place. We are probably going to witness in our
lifetime in alignment with the East, the same way we
used to have in alignment with Europe, which is considered
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the West. I know that's kind of weird, but we
are probably going to see the United State dates of
America really line up more closely with Japan, with South Korea,
with Singapore, with the Philippines. There's probably going to be
more Asian alignment than we have been traditionally used to. Know.
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When you ask the normal American, you stop somebody on
the sidewalk and you ask them about, Hey, who are
our closest allies, You're almost always going to get all
England or France or something that. You're almost always going
to get that on the short list. I don't know
how much longer that lasts, you know. The Trump administration,
(27:36):
to their credit, they've been leaning hard on the Europeans.
The Europeans, they're trying to bring American tech companies under
this totalitarian regime. Essentially, they're trying to bring European American
tech companies, trying to hold them accountable for things online. Well,
that's a zwamophobia and things like that. Watch the United
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States of America start to ship to our alignment East.
It's a weird world. It's weird the way the world changes.
It changes rapidly. And Japan seems to be getting even
more hardcore than Japan traditionally. Was this lady got elected
in Japan doesn't even have that many foreigners in there
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because they just generally don't do a lot of that.
But they've they've had more in recent years. Yeah, not
much longer. Apparently this new lady has already said, yeah,
you're all gonna leave. Yeah, it's time for you to
go back. It's time to go back, all right. Speaking
of tech companies, something is happening with China and Russia
and it's kind of funny. And then we'll talk about
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Jensaki calling jd Vance a Manchurian candidate.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. You
can email this show, Oh Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So there's a story from Alana Mastrangelo. I actually know Alana,
so I'm butchering her last name. It's Italian, all right. Look,
I can't speak every language on the planet, but it's
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in bright part. It's a fascinating, fascinating world. But here's
the gist of it. China and Russia, they are sending
beautiful women spies over here to the United States of
America to seduce and in some cases mary guys in
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the tech industry in the United States of America. They
are sending women here to essentially seduce you into marrying
them so they can steal tech secrets and bring them
back to China and Russia. Now, one that's fascinating and hilarious.
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The truth is that beautiful women have made some of
the best spies historically. It has always been that way.
Have you ever wondered, by the way, Massad Israel's Massad.
Have you ever wondered, how exactly do they get so
much intelligence about all these places like Iran? How do
they know where all these Iranian generals are? How does
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this happen? How do you think it happens? Yeah, exactly,
beautiful women. This is simply a PSA for dudes out there,
no matter your chosen field. If she is a ten,
if she is a dime, look, I should say, if
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you're older, if you are young, stud, the dimes are
gonna get you. If you're my age and a dime
starts talking to you, that's a spy or a lady
of the knight. All right, it's a spy or a
lady of the knight. I am never going to sit
down at Red Lobster and have some dime look at
me from across the room and say, ooh, la la,
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that's not going to happen. What Chris, What Chris said?
Didn't That happened once at a bar. It was a steakhouse.
I had to meet my mentor, Michael Berry at the
steakhouse and iphony up to the bar just waiting for him.
I was sitting there waiting, I wasn't even doing anything.
I was drinking water, and this dime comes right up
to me and starts talking. And of course it was
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not legitimate at all, because that doesn't happen when you're
forty four years old. Guys, we all like to imagine
that we are insanely attractive. That she just she couldn't
possibly stay away. That's not true, all right, that's not true.
If if you are a Silicon Valley tech dork. I
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know you were rich, I know you got a four
point zero in school, and I'm sure you went to
the best universities possible. But you have a pocket protector,
all right, You drive an electric car, you your arms
are tiny. That gorgeous looking Russian woman who just plopped
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down beside you at whatever fruity restaurant you eat at,
she is not interested in your pocket protector, okay. She is, however,
interested in stealing valuable tech secrets, bringing them back to
Russia so they can nuke in American city one day.
So please realize what you are and what you're not.
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you possibly have testosterone levels that are so insanely high
she can smell them from across the room. In fact,
I would wager that even if it is a Chinese
spy or a Russian spy, she may be so overwhelmed
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So you know what, maybe that chick at the bar
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was super intimate, what Chris, I don't know. I don't know,
But all I know is this, my t levels are
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feeling like a new person. Bronco, that evil redhead Jensaki
said JD would be a Manchurian candidate. What's she talking about? Okay,
So there's an aspect to communism that I want to
explain something that I have found out from dealing with
former communists. Something they said, have you ever wondered why
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they come up with these wacky conspiracy theories or believe
the wackiest possible conspiracy theories, why they believe? They are
so convinced that you are evil, that I am evil,
that even when something is verifiably good, you can touch it,
you can feel it, you can see it, you can
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you can smell it. When something is verifiably good, it
has to be a lie. It has to be fake,
It can't possibly be real. They are terrified at the
prospect of JD. Vance And I'm not waiving his pom poms.
I don't know JD. I'm very impressed. I suspect he's
going to be the nextra Republican nominee. But I'm still
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not going to wave pom poms. It is what it is.
But they're terrified at the prospect of JD. Vance. He
is very happy. That happy warrior thing has always been
the easiest thing to sell in politics unless you're a
deranged communist. Don't you feel like you could hang out
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and then have some red lobster with JD. Vance? Don't
you feel like jd Vance has eaten at red Lobster?
Don't you feel like he would eat at red Lobster
with you and a heartbeat? In fact, probably still does.
He's one of those guys that is relatable. He has
a beautiful young family. His wife is clearly she adores him,
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you can tell by the way she looks at him.
And that's extremely appealing, not just to men, to women
because it tells you the kind of guy jd Vance
pro probably is. And so when Democrats look or think
about the prospect of jd Vance, they have to come
up with something. What has to be fake? He did?
There has to be where where did he come from?
He get where where he came from is well documented.
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They made a they made a Netflix show, I think
about it. He wrote a book about the whole thing.
Everybody knows where jd Vance came from. Everyone knows about
his hard scrabble upbringing. But for them, because it looks good,
because he's he's actually happy, because they look like a wonderful,
happy family, it can't be real, right, He's a Manchurian candidate.
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This is what they think it is. It's a really
really twisted, sick way of looking at the world, But
they're communists. If they had a decent way of looking
at the world, they wouldn't be communists, would they. All right,
we have to talk about hurricanes, Confederate statues being put
back up. But first, before we get to any of that,
do you remember remember the talks we've had about why
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so many people choose to be politicians, like a member
of Congress, who would actually want that? And I say
that as someone who ran twice, But the life itself,
why would you want that? Why would you want to
fly back and forth all the time, have to have
a second place in DC, probably a roommate unless you're rich,
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so you've got to live with other people, like you're
back in college, boring, asking people for money all the time.
Why would you want that? We'll talk about that in
Chris's Secret Society next
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