October 31, 2025 • 38 mins
Mass immigration doesn’t suddenly become wonderful because politicians suddenly made it legal. Just because they want to come to America doesn’t mean they want to be Americans. Fireside chat’s vs whatever Dome is trying to do. Does Jesse watch any horror movies?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Friday. Happy Halloween to all. I'm going to
finish up my talk on this human trafficking discussion we
just have. We're going to talk a little bit about
legal immigration. We're going to talk about draining the swamp.
(00:33):
Why does Congress keep getting paid even though everything's shut down? Oh,
that's so much more. On another hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday. And I should clarify because
I didn't want to. I didn't want you to get
the wrong impression last hour when I said I Irish
goodbye out of the party, and I said it bought
me fifteen to twenty minutes of sleep. I didn't go
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right to sleep. I did order a pizza and I what, Chris,
I was in Chicago for one night, not the deep
dish Cory. I have some taste. People think Chicago's only
that disgusting deep dish lasagna they serve. No, they have
a wonderful tavern style pizza that it was on point man,
(01:19):
What Chris, No, I didn't get a Chicago dog because
I don't put tomatoes or whatever the garbages they put
on there. Back to our discussion, Chris, stop distracting me.
That the question was asked. The guy had a human trafficking,
a sex trafficking sting busted in his neighborhood in Omaha, Nebraska,
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and he was just curious, how how could you, why
would you? How could a human being do that? Well,
this comes this honestly comes back to slavery. This is
one of the things that I've always thought this because
slavery it's as old as humanity. It's crazy how you
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read any history book. I mean, I know your American
history professor taught you America is the only one who
ever had slaves. But it is the entirety of human history,
and it still goes on today, including in the United
States of America. It has never gone away ever. Human
beings owning other human beings. I have always found it
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to be just abhorrent, completely disgusting. I could not wrap
my mind around you if you gave me one and
it was perfectly legal. Hey, Jesse, this dude's gonna uh
all the stuff you don't want to do. He's gonna
go mow the lawn. And uh, when you're tired, he's
gonna get up and drive the kids to school. He's
your slave. I'd be mortified if hey, man, do you
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feel like it? Can I pay you? I don't know.
The thought of owning somebody is horrible to me. But
it's not because I'm a good person. I recognize that
every human being is a sacred individual that should be
owned by anyone. And I'm sure that's probably how you feel.
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But you have to understand that that's not common. People
throughout history have owned slaves and they have had no
problem with it whatsoever. Societies have laws, have had laws
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governing the treatment of slaves. Oh, you can bait them,
but you can't kill them. Well, you can own a bunch,
try not to starve them to death. If you do,
make sure there's a justification. Of course, if they escape,
you can skin them alive and crucify them on the
gates of your town. But what of it? What? That's
how history works, man, That's how humanity works. Human beings
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all over the world two thousand years ago, fifteen hundred
years ago, a thousand years ago, and right now have
believed that other humans should be owned and controlled. And
you can use them whatever way you want to use them.
And I am sorry. I know your fifth grade social
studies teacher told you that in the United States of
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America is the only country that ever participated in this
kind of thing. But that teacher is a disgusting communist
moron trying to burn down your country. The truth is,
slavery is the history of the world awful. When you
would lose wars in ancient days, why was it so
lucrative the slaves, the slaves you would get, they were
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worth more than the gold and silver? Did you know
that it was the preferred booty from war if you
had a chest of gold or or you know, five slaves. Oh,
you take the slaves all day long. You either keep
them for yourself or you have these slave auctions of
that you have. Is that that just nuts that there
would be they were in the same way you're probably
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has a farmer's market something equivalent, maybe a flea market,
a farmer's market. We have a farmer's market in my town.
I think it's every Sunday, maybe Saturday and Sunday. We
pop in every down. Ob likes the healthy stuff. Anyway,
we pop in the farmer's market and you just walk
around and can I have some pickles? And yeah, I
want some hot sauce. They would have those right out
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in the open selling people and the other people in
societies like all of them. This is almost every society
in history would walk by and not think anything of it. Hey, mom,
do we have enough for a slave today? Don't you
find that insane? I do. I find it can be
to be completely insane, but it is also human nature.
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It's obviously part of human nature, or it wouldn't be
so common throughout history. It's terrible, Doctor beaver Hunter. I'm
wondering your thoughts on the modern legal immigrants wanting to
conform and change America into the same crap who countries
they left. When my great grandfather came over here from Italy,
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he was so proud to be an American. He wouldn't
let his kids speak Italian. He said, we're Americans now,
and we speak American. He always had an American flag
in his front yard, was so proud to be part
of this great country. His sons were all patriots. Well,
this is something we've talked about before, the United States
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of America. It is unique, it's unique, it has been
unique and it is understandable if you are from a
country that is bad. There are all kinds of countries
that are bad. They treat people horribly, that people don't
have rights, there's no food, and so it's perfectly understandable
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to look at America, to look across an ocean maybe
at America and think, man, that's where I want to live.
But everybody wants to live here, not everybody wants to
be an American. And that is the critical difference when
it comes to immigration. And we have allowed our kind
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nature in this country to be used against us by
evil people trying to replace American patriots. No, no, no, no, no,
no no. We definitely need another one hundred thousand people
from Somalia. Why do we need that?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What? Are you a racist? You must be racist. I
guess you don't like people from Somalia. Actually I don't.
As a matter of fact, now that you bring it up.
I don't like cultures that mutilate women. I think that's
actually horrific. I think it's a terrible thing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And therefore I think anybody from that culture should not
probably be allowed to come here. Now, what if there
was a Somali maybe a Somali who helped out Americans
put himself out there, a Somali who very clearly wanted
to be an American. He wanted to be an American.
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He didn't want to come over here and wave the
Somali flag and do the Muslim called a prayer in Dearborn, Michigan.
He wanted to come over here and plant the red,
white and blue in his yard and do some military
service while while he's at it, just because loves the country.
Now we're talking, I actually talked last night at that event,
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at the Radio Hall of Fame event. I actually talked
to an older Cuban couple. They were both Cubans, I
would say sixties, maybe seventies. They were huge fans of
the show, not big fans of communism. Her father was
executed by the communists in Cuba. These people were so
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freaking American, man, they were so American, so red, white
and blue, freedom loving American. They didn't come over here
and bring Cuba with them. Now, of course, there's going
to be some cuisine, and there's going to be relative
of course, that's always going to be part of it.
Here for freedom. They're here to be Americans. But we
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don't prioritize that. We haven't prioritized that in years. We
prioritize cheap labor. Oh, anyone who wants to bring another
fifty thousand, now this bring these people in, Bring these
people in. Now we have this filthy, crime ridden society,
lacking in trust, corruption breaming from it. And we wonder
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why decades of bringing in third worlders who aren't interested
in being American. They're interested in looting the place. But
being American, no, not so much at all. That's what
has brought us here. Don't ever buy this lie that
legal immigration is just fine just the illegals. Mass immigration
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doesn't become wonderful just because some scumbag politician decides that
it's legal. That's not a thing at all. Yes, people
can immigrate to your country, of course, that's always been
something slowly, purposefully, it should be very difficult, and you
should have to not only prove your patriotism while you
get here, even after you get citizenship, you should maintain
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it or run the risk of being sent back. That's
how immigration should be handled in every country, not just ours.
Somalia should handle theres the same way. Although nobody's crossing
the ocean to get into that dump. Now, speaking of
companies hiring foreigners, who does your cell phone company hire?
Who do you talk to when you get a hold
of Horizon at and TT Mobile? Who is it? Do
(10:34):
they sound like they're from Omaha, Seattle or maybe someplace
a little further away. When you pick up your phone
right now in dial pound two five zero and say
Jesse Kelly, you know what I guarantee you you will
speak to someone who speaks English. Well, because it's going
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to be an American. Puretalk hires Americans right here at home.
It's not just that it'll be a pleasant ten minutes
on the phone while you switch your cell phone service.
You get to speak to an American who speaks English.
That's what happens when you patronize a company who CEO
did two tours in Vietnam. Dial pound two five zero
(11:21):
and say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly,
We'll be back. Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful, fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
(11:41):
And you can email your questions instill to Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let us let us get back
to some of these before we do that dome. Dome's
still out there on the podcast circuit, and man, it's
not going well.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Kidding me, I wants to create a ballroom for his
rich friends while completely turning a blind eye to the
fact that that babies are gonna starve when the snap
benefits end in just hours from now. Come on, so
I'm not going to be distracted by Oh, does the
guy have a big hammer? What about those babies?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You know, here's something about I was gonna say politics,
but really about so so many people who are quote
famous today. You have so much access to them, don't you.
You have so much access to them. Think about how
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much access you would have to actually ever hear a
politician speak in the year nineteen thirty And remember back
in this era, back in the World War two era,
FDR who was president, and he got really famous for
doing what were called fireside chats. You ever heard these before?
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If not, I highly recommend fascinating little piece of history.
FDR would do radio addresses to the United States of
America where it's just what you think. You would gather
around the radio as a family and you would hear
FDR address the country. Hey, the war's going well, this
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is it? Fireside chats. That was unique back then. Getting
to hear the president's voice on a fairly regular basis,
and remember that would be a written speech for him
that he would essentially read on the radio. That's not
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very much access, and that was unique for them. That
was a lot of access before that. You would probably
think about this. Prior to let's call it, nineteen twenty,
the vast majority of Americans never ever, ever, ever, ever,
even one time heard the president's voice. You didn't know
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what he sounded like. Today, Shoot, you can tell it.
The president has a pimple, you know. And look, there's
benefits and there's negatives that that kind of access. But
one of the benefits to having this much access is
sincerity is so much harder for these people to fake me.
(14:32):
Speaking of access, you listen to me for three hours
a day, possibly four if you watch the TV show
I do at night. I'm riding in the car with you,
I'm at work with you, I'm driving your kids to
school with you. You know what I like to eat,
you know the names of my children, you know what
I care about. You know what I don't care about
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you know me, and you would know if I was
ever full of crap. You just would because I'm with
you for three hours a day. You can't fake it.
The problem for people like Dome is she can't fake sincerity.
They're too exposed. In fact, that'd be a great name
for her biography if she wrote one too Exposed.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Kidding me, This guy wants to create a ballroom for
his rich friends while completely turning a blind eye to
the fact that that babies are gonna starve when the
snap benefits end in just hours from now. Come on,
so I'm not going to be distracted by Oh, does
the guy have a big hammer? What about those babies?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Does she sound even a little bit concerned about the
babies or does that sound like one big put on?
And she also dropped this little gem in there. Sometimes
the communist is a little too naked with his lust
for power. You're supposed to kind of keep that quiet, Dome, mapp,
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she's really.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think we should reduce voting age to sixteen. I'll
tell you why. So gen Z their age about thirteen
through twenty seven. They've only known the climate crisis. They
missed substantial parts of their education, because of the pandemic.
If they're in high school or college, especially in college,
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it is very likely that whatever they've chosen is their
major for study may not result in an affordable wage.
They've coined the term climate anxiety to describe fear of
not only being able to buy a home, but that
fear will be wiped out by extreme weather. But fear
of having children?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What? What does she even talk about that she even
had to fake being surprised that election.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Note when I got a call from my campaign manager.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh and do remember that every time they talk about
lowering the voting a that's just the naked power grap
that's all that is. We should be raising the voting agent.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
When I got a call from my campaign manager that
it looks like we need two hundred thousand more votes
that we can't find, meaning it's just the map, the numbers,
and the thing I kept saying over and over again,
I was in a state of shock.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So inarticulate, but maybe very articulate. What I kept saying
over and over again is my God, my God, my God.
And I couldn't stop. I haven't felt that emotion anything
similar to the emotion I felt that day and for
quite some time, other than the grief I felt when
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my mother died.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, hey, hogs Layer, we've all heard about the hell
cat and Berna? What else makes up your everyday carry
a blade? Light first aid? Right, So a couple things
A blade. I actually do not carry a blade on
me all the time. Sometimes it doesn't it doesn't work
(18:12):
with my dress situation. I would like to have a
blade on me all the time. I would be lying
to you if I told you I did. Sometimes, yes,
sometimes No. Hell Cat is always on me. Berna is
always on me. You are a well aware. I like
to have lethal in a non lethal option. Remember, by
the way, Berna has a big sale going on right now,
(18:34):
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a hell Cat, everyone can carry a burna everybody, and
I would recommend you carry both if you can. You
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Legal in all fifty states. All fifty states. You don't
need a permit. Security agencies use it, swat teams use it.
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Bernas are the real friggin deal man. It's already saved
the life of one of my listeners. Brna Berna dot
com Berna dot com. First aid. I've been lacking. I
have been lacking. I do not carry first aid on me,
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and that is stupid. I need to and I'm mad
at myself. There I bared my soul for you. We'll
be back. This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. Member You
can download it iHeart, Spotify iTunes if you miss a
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single solitary second. In fact, if you're out trigger or
treating tonight, I wouldn't even watch the kids. Just go
listen to the Jesse Kelly Show. They'll be fine. Trust me.
What's the worst that could happen? Speaking of the worst
that could happen? In all seriousness, I should probably address
something that I tried to rush towards the end of
last segment. The question was about every day Carrie hell
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kat Berna. You already know that, and he was asking
about blades and lights and first aid. So light I
almost always have a light on me. Blade is a
sometimes thing. First aid. This is I have no excuses.
I'm negligent. Okay, I am negligent. This is one of
those super important things that I personally have put off
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so I'm about to lecture myself, and I'm just gonna
go ahead and lump you in with me. All right. Obviously,
we have first aid kids here at the studio. Okase
some psycho shows up and we have to kill him.
But one of us gets shot. We're not going to
patch him up, but we have to patch ourselves up.
We have first aid here. I have first aid at
the house, all kinds of quick clot stuff. So the
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same thing in my car. So I have first aid there,
carrying first aid on me. You don't either, do you,
Chris Corey. Corey doesn't either, Chris. I know everyone has
it in the car, but you're not getting any points
for having it in the car. Yes, I do have
it in the car. I don't carry it on me.
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And you know, these are stories that don't ever They
don't ever get published. They never ever ever get published.
People don't even talk about them in their articles. But
when there are shootings, mass shootings, shootings in public, on
more than one occasion, somebody has saved the life of
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a victim. It doesn't have to be shootings either, car Rex, whatever,
someone has saved the life of a victim because they
had on them some sort of first aid, some sort
of first aid, some something to stop the bleeding, something
to a quick patch, right, not perform surgery. Let me
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tell you what why I feel guilty because for this
is really been on my heart for say six months
to a year. I have wanted to take my entire
family out for just a Saturday, maybe a Saturday Sunday,
a basic first aid course and then make sure everybody
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had something on them. And I have not done it.
I have been negligent. Maybe you're right there with me,
maybe you're better than me, and that I hope you are.
But I have no excuses to give you. I talk
to you all the time about trying to be ready
and be prepared, but as you can tell, I fail
all the time to just like you. I have every
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excuse I can tell you. I'm busy, I'll be able,
but I've had time. I've had Saturdays where I haven't
done anything. I've had a Sunday after church where we
don't do squat, sit around and smoke caso that's smoked,
case I want a caso smoke or I didn't want
to make it sound like it was Chris. You never
know their new names for drugs and stuff. I didn't
want people to think that I was some dirty hippie Jesse.
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If President Trump threw his appointees, leaves in place the
communist power brokers who believe that they did not do
enough to affect the outcome of the election and did
not do enough to incapacitate their political opponents, then all
his accomplishments will disappear as quickly when his first term,
or as when his first term accomplishments became the Biden administration,
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only worse the next time. You are correct. Essentially, what
he said there, it was a long sentence, is he
has to drain the swamp. He has to get the
people out, and he does. Now let me say this part.
It's going to sound like a defense, and frankly, it
is a defense. I would be crushing Trump if there
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had been no firings, if there had been if nobody
had been let go, I would be crushing him as
a failure, as a disgrace. You know I would. I
did that many times during his first term when he
left the swamp sitting there. This Trump has been draining
it about as fast as it's possible to drain it,
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while also doing certain things. For instance, let's make it
about the FBI. You understand my particular hatred of the
CHEKA just because I hate secret police organizations. So let's
make it about the FBI. There are so many sick
freaks still at the FBI, evil people who have burrowed
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their way in and should be fired, no question about that.
But there's also no question about this. There are some
threats we kind of need someone to take care of.
We do. I'm not saying it has to be the FBI,
as I've said, there are other organizations I believe can
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start to take this over. But you, I'm sure saw
the announcement this morning, still kind of gauging the validity
of that. There are some rumors that cash Betel jumped
the gun when he announced it. But in case you
didn't see this morning, Cash Betel comes out and says, hey,
we stopped a couple guys in Michigan, dearborn. Surprise, surprise,
we stopped a couple guys in Michigan from committing a
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terror attack. They we're going to commit a terror attack
on Halloween. Now if you believe that, and that's up
to you. But if you believe that, you say to yourself. Okay, well,
that's good. Who knows what that would have been, right,
a nail bomb on the kiddies or something, who knows,
something bad? Whatever it was, it was gonna be bad.
It's gonna be terrible. So you want you need the
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secret police cleaned out. Frankly, you should stop the whole organization.
But that's beside the point. You need the secret police,
you need them stopped. But you still have to have
an FBI, at least in your mind. You do right
now when it comes to the other portions of the
deep state, like the DOJ is a great example of this.
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The Department of Justice has to have all kinds of
lawyers dealing with all kinds of cases. Now, how many
lawyers still at the DOJ are dirty con I in
his scumbags who should be nowhere near power? Obviously some
you don't know an exact number, and neither do I.
But we can both acknowledge that, or some right you
would know you would acknowledge that. But still you have
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cases to prosecute. So let's say you have a scumbag
commy lawyer named Chris. You need Chris to prosecute this case.
Whatever the case, maybe it's a drug case. You need
Chris to prosecute this drug case. It's been his drug case.
He's got this guy dead to rights. He's halfway through
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the trial process, and you need Commy Chris to put
this guy away. You know, you need Commy Chris out
of your organization because he's poisonous and he's gonna ruin
the coffee situation. You just know you need him gone.
But at the same time, you kind of have to
finish the case because you can't just drop it. The
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Trump administration. This is me. You know, I would blow
a gasket if I was angry with him. I have
many times before. They're doing a pretty freaking good job
at draining it as fast as it can be. Is
it as fast as you want it or I want it?
Of course not, but they're draining it as fast as
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they can. Remember, these are also government employees. They don't
have the same luxury you have where where if you're
in charge, you can just look at that person and
say you you're fired, and then you go to ZipRecruiter,
dot com, slash jesse and you find a replacement, and
you'll probably find one within a day. The government doesn't
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have that luxury. I can do that. In fact, I'm
doing it right now. I have what Chris I didn't
say here. It was for something else I've got going on,
but right now ZipRecruiter dot com slash jesse. It allows
me to find a replacement before I unload a bit
(27:56):
of dead weight that's holding me back. Four out of
five employers find somebody great on the first day. It
really is miraculous, man, what they do. ZipRecruiter dot com
slash jesse. You're looking for seasonal people that got it.
You're looking for something more permanent like I am. Maybe
something in production. They have that too. ZipRecruiter dot com
(28:21):
slash jesse Jesse. Why does Congress get paid when the
government is being shut down? All these things, all these
things come back to They're going to ensure that they're
taking care of first. And this is what frustrates you,
and it frustrates me so much about our government and
our Congress in these people. It is so frustrating that
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we want them to fight for us, We want them
to serve us. We want these people to be on
our side, on our team, and we want them to
put the American people, put the little guy first. How
is it that we're getting emails from people in the
Navy who can't afford gas to drive to work, but
Congress is still cashing their checks. Hey, I don't know
about you. I remember COVID when they were shutting down
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the gyms across America so nobody could go lift weight
to get on the treadmill, and the congressional gym who
remained open. These people think they're above us. They work
in this white marble, They feel like they have power.
They have these lobbyist meeting with them all the time.
They feel like they're really important, and they think they're
above us. That's the best explanation I can give you.
All Right, we have to talk about food. Venezuela. I
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want to talk about Venezuela, first, horror movies, all that
and so much more. Hang on, Jesse Keilly, it is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before we get
to Venezuela, I want to touch on this, hey, interdimensional being.
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I don't imagine you much of a horror fan because
you scared your own hair off. It's not nice. But
what's your favorite scary movie. I don't do scary movies.
I have done many in my life, especially in my
younger years. And you know what, I realized we were
Actually this happened to me in Thailand, as a matter
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of fact, And I believe I remember the name of
the movie. But Chris is gonna have to look this up.
We were in Thailand, and look, once you've seen the
elephants and enough kickboxing and enjoyed yourself out in town
enough times, sometimes you're fishing around for something to do.
Sometimes you just want to relax. We decided we were
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going to go to a movie. Now, there weren't a
lot of English speaking movies playing in the theater over there,
but there was one, and I think it was called
Long Time Dead. I think it was called Long Time Dead. Well,
I don't want to overstate it. Maybe I was in
a weird place mentally. Was that a name of a
horror movie? Chris, like, about some demon thing or something
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like that. What year did it come out? Yeah? Yeah,
Ouiji board thing. Okay, Yeah, it was real, all kinds
of demon, evil, horrible stuff that I don't like to
dabble in anyway, Long Time that was the name of
the movie. It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen
in my life on film. Freaking horrifying. But again, remember,
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demons are real, and I know they are real, and
so that kind of stuff really just creeps me out
because I know that stuff is real. I walk out
of the movies after Long Time Dead, and I could
have been riding an elephant. We could have been getting
some chicken fly lice somewhere, we could have been whatever. Instead,
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I walk out of this movie and I feel like
crap and say, it was scary, it was awful, And
I had an epiphany in that moment. Why am I
watching this? What? Why do I want to feel like?
I felt just bad in my soul for having watched it.
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I just watched some demon killing people have did it?
I don't think I've ever watched a horror movie since then,
and that was twenty years ago. That what Chris Chris said,
what about horror comedy? Okay, now I should clarify. If
it's some monster, I don't I don't believe in monsters.
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If it's some monster that's half funny and cheesy. If
do you know what Jason right, If there's some Jason movie, Okay,
it's gonna you know, it's gonna be bad acting, and
of course the black dude's gonna get killed first, and
it's gonna be every scary movie cliche in the world.
And you're gonna have the young lovers that are out
on Makeout Mountain and they're there, you know they're gonna die,
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and like it's all it's all the scary movie cliche stuff.
That's okay, uh, Chris said, Hot Fuzz like a like
a zombie movie with jokes in it. That's not a
horror movie. I'm not trying out anything with zombies or stuff.
I'm talking dark, dark stuff like that war off It
twenty years ago. I've never looked back, and I don't
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get it. And what's what's worse. Bob and James, Ob
and my oldest boy James freaking love that stuff. They
love it and it actually is precious. It's one of
the mother son things they do. The second there's a
new horror movie out in the theaters, they're going Luke
and me. They know better than to even ask that
(33:25):
I'm good. Luke's the same way I am. He's like, nah,
I'm good. I don't know why I would. No, No,
know what. I don't know what that does for me.
That doesn't sound like fun at all. I don't do
horror movies especially. Yeah, that's not for me. Do I
sound like it was? Chris? I don't sell it. Chris
gets it to your Bronco. I emailed you a couple
of weeks ago about what rural America is thinking about
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world politics and world peace. We are getting ready for
war with Venezuela. Why. I realize they're sending drugs, but
war with the country and so on. Say, okay, all right.
So so Trump came out earlier today. The audio is
real rough. I listened to it and I couldn't decide
if it was too rough for radio. Because he was
(34:09):
on the plane. He was on Air Force one. He
was doing one of those impromptu things on the plane
where the reporters had surrounded him. And there were reports
that ground strikes in Venezuela are coming. Remember what was
it yesterday? We had Brandon Wikert on. Yesterday we had
Brendan Wikert on, and Wykert told us, he said, I'm
(34:30):
telling you ground strikes are coming. Brendon Wikert said he
thinks that we're setting in the Marines. So more than
we're not talking about dropping a couple bombs. It sounds
like it might be boots on the ground. Trump was
asked today on Air Force One, Hey, there's reporting out
there that ground strikes are coming from Venezuela, and Trump
promptly said no, which means Venezuela's probably screwed. Remember Trump
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was asked this before. Trump is a big believer, correctly
so in misdirect when it comes to military strikes. He
was asked this about Iran, Hey, what about Iran? No, no, no, no, no,
they're fine. About half a minute later, we were dropping
bombs on Iran. So Trump is not going to give
the game away to the press. In fact, the fact
(35:15):
that he said no probably means the answer is yes,
it's coming. I don't want to get ahead of myself
because maybe it'll be a couple bombs, maybe it won't
be anything. Maybe we're really not going to do anything.
But really, as you're listening to the sound of my
voice right now, what is it about eight o'clock Eastern time,
(35:36):
we might be going in right now for all I know,
I don't know, and we're not going to be able
to suss this out on the internet. Right now during
the show, So don't get your hopes up. This is
we're not going to know until the true information filters through.
You say why, why why? We can get to the
why in a minute. But there is something that is
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very noticeable about the Trump administration, and there is a
noticeable shift in foreign policy. You've probably already noticed it.
If you haven't, as soon as I say it, you're
going to notice it. We have been very Eastern hemisphere
focused for decades and decades and decades in this country
when it comes to our foreign policy. What are they
(36:18):
doing in the Middle East, what's happening at Russia, China?
We have a very very Eastern focused the Trump administration.
They believe you have to lock down your own backyard first,
and they have been shifting military and intelligence assets from
(36:39):
the Eastern hemisphere to the Western hemisphere. Not just a
belief in securing your own backyard. We have had Russia
and China moving into our own backyard while we were
looking elsewhere. Trump administration is correctly concerned about that. So
(37:00):
that from a thirty thousand foot view, that is something
that Trump administration believes in, Hey, we got to secure
our backyard first. Then we'll start worrying about the neighbor.
Right now, I'll finish up this thought about the why.
We'll talk about the why in a moment before we
get to the why. Why are you giving your dog
brown food every meal? What color is your dog's food?
(37:25):
I don't care what it says on the bag. I
know you bought a special blend. He loves the chicken.
I get that those are artificial flavors. You know that
why artificial? Well, there may have been chicken in that
dog food at one point, but considering they baked the
dog food at the surface temperature of the sun, they
cooked all the nutrients out of it. We give our
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up this Venezuela talk next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful Friday. Happy Halloween to all. I'm going to
finish up my talk on this human trafficking discussion we
just have. We're going to talk a little bit about
legal immigration. We're going to talk about draining the swamp.
(00:33):
Why does Congress keep getting paid even though everything's shut down? Oh,
that's so much more. On another hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Friday. And I should clarify because
I didn't want to. I didn't want you to get
the wrong impression last hour when I said I Irish
goodbye out of the party, and I said it bought
me fifteen to twenty minutes of sleep. I didn't go
(00:58):
right to sleep. I did order a pizza and I what, Chris,
I was in Chicago for one night, not the deep
dish Cory. I have some taste. People think Chicago's only
that disgusting deep dish lasagna they serve. No, they have
a wonderful tavern style pizza that it was on point man,
(01:19):
What Chris, No, I didn't get a Chicago dog because
I don't put tomatoes or whatever the garbages they put
on there. Back to our discussion, Chris, stop distracting me.
That the question was asked. The guy had a human trafficking,
a sex trafficking sting busted in his neighborhood in Omaha, Nebraska,
(01:40):
and he was just curious, how how could you, why
would you? How could a human being do that? Well,
this comes this honestly comes back to slavery. This is
one of the things that I've always thought this because
slavery it's as old as humanity. It's crazy how you
(02:02):
read any history book. I mean, I know your American
history professor taught you America is the only one who
ever had slaves. But it is the entirety of human history,
and it still goes on today, including in the United
States of America. It has never gone away ever. Human
beings owning other human beings. I have always found it
(02:22):
to be just abhorrent, completely disgusting. I could not wrap
my mind around you if you gave me one and
it was perfectly legal. Hey, Jesse, this dude's gonna uh
all the stuff you don't want to do. He's gonna
go mow the lawn. And uh, when you're tired, he's
gonna get up and drive the kids to school. He's
your slave. I'd be mortified if hey, man, do you
(02:43):
feel like it? Can I pay you? I don't know.
The thought of owning somebody is horrible to me. But
it's not because I'm a good person. I recognize that
every human being is a sacred individual that should be
owned by anyone. And I'm sure that's probably how you feel.
(03:04):
But you have to understand that that's not common. People
throughout history have owned slaves and they have had no
problem with it whatsoever. Societies have laws, have had laws
(03:26):
governing the treatment of slaves. Oh, you can bait them,
but you can't kill them. Well, you can own a bunch,
try not to starve them to death. If you do,
make sure there's a justification. Of course, if they escape,
you can skin them alive and crucify them on the
gates of your town. But what of it? What? That's
how history works, man, That's how humanity works. Human beings
(03:52):
all over the world two thousand years ago, fifteen hundred
years ago, a thousand years ago, and right now have
believed that other humans should be owned and controlled. And
you can use them whatever way you want to use them.
And I am sorry. I know your fifth grade social
studies teacher told you that in the United States of
(04:14):
America is the only country that ever participated in this
kind of thing. But that teacher is a disgusting communist
moron trying to burn down your country. The truth is,
slavery is the history of the world awful. When you
would lose wars in ancient days, why was it so
lucrative the slaves, the slaves you would get, they were
(04:39):
worth more than the gold and silver? Did you know
that it was the preferred booty from war if you
had a chest of gold or or you know, five slaves. Oh,
you take the slaves all day long. You either keep
them for yourself or you have these slave auctions of
that you have. Is that that just nuts that there
would be they were in the same way you're probably
(05:00):
has a farmer's market something equivalent, maybe a flea market,
a farmer's market. We have a farmer's market in my town.
I think it's every Sunday, maybe Saturday and Sunday. We
pop in every down. Ob likes the healthy stuff. Anyway,
we pop in the farmer's market and you just walk
around and can I have some pickles? And yeah, I
want some hot sauce. They would have those right out
(05:21):
in the open selling people and the other people in
societies like all of them. This is almost every society
in history would walk by and not think anything of it. Hey, mom,
do we have enough for a slave today? Don't you
find that insane? I do. I find it can be
to be completely insane, but it is also human nature.
(05:44):
It's obviously part of human nature, or it wouldn't be
so common throughout history. It's terrible, Doctor beaver Hunter. I'm
wondering your thoughts on the modern legal immigrants wanting to
conform and change America into the same crap who countries
they left. When my great grandfather came over here from Italy,
(06:05):
he was so proud to be an American. He wouldn't
let his kids speak Italian. He said, we're Americans now,
and we speak American. He always had an American flag
in his front yard, was so proud to be part
of this great country. His sons were all patriots. Well,
this is something we've talked about before, the United States
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of America. It is unique, it's unique, it has been
unique and it is understandable if you are from a
country that is bad. There are all kinds of countries
that are bad. They treat people horribly, that people don't
have rights, there's no food, and so it's perfectly understandable
(06:47):
to look at America, to look across an ocean maybe
at America and think, man, that's where I want to live.
But everybody wants to live here, not everybody wants to
be an American. And that is the critical difference when
it comes to immigration. And we have allowed our kind
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nature in this country to be used against us by
evil people trying to replace American patriots. No, no, no, no, no,
no no. We definitely need another one hundred thousand people
from Somalia. Why do we need that?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What? Are you a racist? You must be racist. I
guess you don't like people from Somalia. Actually I don't.
As a matter of fact, now that you bring it up.
I don't like cultures that mutilate women. I think that's
actually horrific. I think it's a terrible thing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And therefore I think anybody from that culture should not
probably be allowed to come here. Now, what if there
was a Somali maybe a Somali who helped out Americans
put himself out there, a Somali who very clearly wanted
to be an American. He wanted to be an American.
(08:00):
He didn't want to come over here and wave the
Somali flag and do the Muslim called a prayer in Dearborn, Michigan.
He wanted to come over here and plant the red,
white and blue in his yard and do some military
service while while he's at it, just because loves the country.
Now we're talking, I actually talked last night at that event,
(08:21):
at the Radio Hall of Fame event. I actually talked
to an older Cuban couple. They were both Cubans, I
would say sixties, maybe seventies. They were huge fans of
the show, not big fans of communism. Her father was
executed by the communists in Cuba. These people were so
(08:42):
freaking American, man, they were so American, so red, white
and blue, freedom loving American. They didn't come over here
and bring Cuba with them. Now, of course, there's going
to be some cuisine, and there's going to be relative
of course, that's always going to be part of it.
Here for freedom. They're here to be Americans. But we
(09:04):
don't prioritize that. We haven't prioritized that in years. We
prioritize cheap labor. Oh, anyone who wants to bring another
fifty thousand, now this bring these people in, Bring these
people in. Now we have this filthy, crime ridden society,
lacking in trust, corruption breaming from it. And we wonder
(09:25):
why decades of bringing in third worlders who aren't interested
in being American. They're interested in looting the place. But
being American, no, not so much at all. That's what
has brought us here. Don't ever buy this lie that
legal immigration is just fine just the illegals. Mass immigration
(09:48):
doesn't become wonderful just because some scumbag politician decides that
it's legal. That's not a thing at all. Yes, people
can immigrate to your country, of course, that's always been
something slowly, purposefully, it should be very difficult, and you
should have to not only prove your patriotism while you
get here, even after you get citizenship, you should maintain
(10:11):
it or run the risk of being sent back. That's
how immigration should be handled in every country, not just ours.
Somalia should handle theres the same way. Although nobody's crossing
the ocean to get into that dump. Now, speaking of
companies hiring foreigners, who does your cell phone company hire?
Who do you talk to when you get a hold
of Horizon at and TT Mobile? Who is it? Do
(10:34):
they sound like they're from Omaha, Seattle or maybe someplace
a little further away. When you pick up your phone
right now in dial pound two five zero and say
Jesse Kelly, you know what I guarantee you you will
speak to someone who speaks English. Well, because it's going
(10:56):
to be an American. Puretalk hires Americans right here at home.
It's not just that it'll be a pleasant ten minutes
on the phone while you switch your cell phone service.
You get to speak to an American who speaks English.
That's what happens when you patronize a company who CEO
did two tours in Vietnam. Dial pound two five zero
(11:21):
and say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly,
We'll be back. Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
On a wonderful, fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
(11:41):
And you can email your questions instill to Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let us let us get back
to some of these before we do that dome. Dome's
still out there on the podcast circuit, and man, it's
not going well.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Kidding me, I wants to create a ballroom for his
rich friends while completely turning a blind eye to the
fact that that babies are gonna starve when the snap
benefits end in just hours from now. Come on, so
I'm not going to be distracted by Oh, does the
guy have a big hammer? What about those babies?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You know, here's something about I was gonna say politics,
but really about so so many people who are quote
famous today. You have so much access to them, don't you.
You have so much access to them. Think about how
(12:43):
much access you would have to actually ever hear a
politician speak in the year nineteen thirty And remember back
in this era, back in the World War two era,
FDR who was president, and he got really famous for
doing what were called fireside chats. You ever heard these before?
(13:06):
If not, I highly recommend fascinating little piece of history.
FDR would do radio addresses to the United States of
America where it's just what you think. You would gather
around the radio as a family and you would hear
FDR address the country. Hey, the war's going well, this
(13:27):
is it? Fireside chats. That was unique back then. Getting
to hear the president's voice on a fairly regular basis,
and remember that would be a written speech for him
that he would essentially read on the radio. That's not
(13:48):
very much access, and that was unique for them. That
was a lot of access before that. You would probably
think about this. Prior to let's call it, nineteen twenty,
the vast majority of Americans never ever, ever, ever, ever,
even one time heard the president's voice. You didn't know
(14:10):
what he sounded like. Today, Shoot, you can tell it.
The president has a pimple, you know. And look, there's
benefits and there's negatives that that kind of access. But
one of the benefits to having this much access is
sincerity is so much harder for these people to fake me.
(14:32):
Speaking of access, you listen to me for three hours
a day, possibly four if you watch the TV show
I do at night. I'm riding in the car with you,
I'm at work with you, I'm driving your kids to
school with you. You know what I like to eat,
you know the names of my children, you know what
I care about. You know what I don't care about
(14:54):
you know me, and you would know if I was
ever full of crap. You just would because I'm with
you for three hours a day. You can't fake it.
The problem for people like Dome is she can't fake sincerity.
They're too exposed. In fact, that'd be a great name
for her biography if she wrote one too Exposed.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Kidding me, This guy wants to create a ballroom for
his rich friends while completely turning a blind eye to
the fact that that babies are gonna starve when the
snap benefits end in just hours from now. Come on,
so I'm not going to be distracted by Oh, does
the guy have a big hammer? What about those babies?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Does she sound even a little bit concerned about the
babies or does that sound like one big put on?
And she also dropped this little gem in there. Sometimes
the communist is a little too naked with his lust
for power. You're supposed to kind of keep that quiet, Dome, mapp,
(16:01):
she's really.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I think we should reduce voting age to sixteen. I'll
tell you why. So gen Z their age about thirteen
through twenty seven. They've only known the climate crisis. They
missed substantial parts of their education, because of the pandemic.
If they're in high school or college, especially in college,
(16:23):
it is very likely that whatever they've chosen is their
major for study may not result in an affordable wage.
They've coined the term climate anxiety to describe fear of
not only being able to buy a home, but that
fear will be wiped out by extreme weather. But fear
of having children?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What? What does she even talk about that she even
had to fake being surprised that election.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Note when I got a call from my campaign manager.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh and do remember that every time they talk about
lowering the voting a that's just the naked power grap
that's all that is. We should be raising the voting agent.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
When I got a call from my campaign manager that
it looks like we need two hundred thousand more votes
that we can't find, meaning it's just the map, the numbers,
and the thing I kept saying over and over again,
I was in a state of shock.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
So inarticulate, but maybe very articulate. What I kept saying
over and over again is my God, my God, my God.
And I couldn't stop. I haven't felt that emotion anything
similar to the emotion I felt that day and for
quite some time, other than the grief I felt when
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my mother died.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, hey, hogs Layer, we've all heard about the hell
cat and Berna? What else makes up your everyday carry
a blade? Light first aid? Right, So a couple things
A blade. I actually do not carry a blade on
me all the time. Sometimes it doesn't it doesn't work
(18:12):
with my dress situation. I would like to have a
blade on me all the time. I would be lying
to you if I told you I did. Sometimes, yes,
sometimes No. Hell Cat is always on me. Berna is
always on me. You are a well aware. I like
to have lethal in a non lethal option. Remember, by
the way, Berna has a big sale going on right now,
(18:34):
b y Rna. Remember that even if you can't carry
a hell Cat, everyone can carry a burna everybody, and
I would recommend you carry both if you can. You
want a less lethal option. Burna will stop a bad man.
Legal in all fifty states. All fifty states. You don't
need a permit. Security agencies use it, swat teams use it.
(18:54):
Bernas are the real friggin deal man. It's already saved
the life of one of my listeners. Brna Berna dot
com Berna dot com. First aid. I've been lacking. I
have been lacking. I do not carry first aid on me,
(19:16):
and that is stupid. I need to and I'm mad
at myself. There I bared my soul for you. We'll
be back. This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. Member You
can download it iHeart, Spotify iTunes if you miss a
(19:38):
single solitary second. In fact, if you're out trigger or
treating tonight, I wouldn't even watch the kids. Just go
listen to the Jesse Kelly Show. They'll be fine. Trust me.
What's the worst that could happen? Speaking of the worst
that could happen? In all seriousness, I should probably address
something that I tried to rush towards the end of
last segment. The question was about every day Carrie hell
(20:00):
kat Berna. You already know that, and he was asking
about blades and lights and first aid. So light I
almost always have a light on me. Blade is a
sometimes thing. First aid. This is I have no excuses.
I'm negligent. Okay, I am negligent. This is one of
those super important things that I personally have put off
(20:24):
so I'm about to lecture myself, and I'm just gonna
go ahead and lump you in with me. All right. Obviously,
we have first aid kids here at the studio. Okase
some psycho shows up and we have to kill him.
But one of us gets shot. We're not going to
patch him up, but we have to patch ourselves up.
We have first aid here. I have first aid at
the house, all kinds of quick clot stuff. So the
(20:44):
same thing in my car. So I have first aid there,
carrying first aid on me. You don't either, do you,
Chris Corey. Corey doesn't either, Chris. I know everyone has
it in the car, but you're not getting any points
for having it in the car. Yes, I do have
it in the car. I don't carry it on me.
(21:08):
And you know, these are stories that don't ever They
don't ever get published. They never ever ever get published.
People don't even talk about them in their articles. But
when there are shootings, mass shootings, shootings in public, on
more than one occasion, somebody has saved the life of
(21:30):
a victim. It doesn't have to be shootings either, car Rex, whatever,
someone has saved the life of a victim because they
had on them some sort of first aid, some sort
of first aid, some something to stop the bleeding, something
to a quick patch, right, not perform surgery. Let me
(21:54):
tell you what why I feel guilty because for this
is really been on my heart for say six months
to a year. I have wanted to take my entire
family out for just a Saturday, maybe a Saturday Sunday,
a basic first aid course and then make sure everybody
(22:15):
had something on them. And I have not done it.
I have been negligent. Maybe you're right there with me,
maybe you're better than me, and that I hope you are.
But I have no excuses to give you. I talk
to you all the time about trying to be ready
and be prepared, but as you can tell, I fail
all the time to just like you. I have every
(22:35):
excuse I can tell you. I'm busy, I'll be able,
but I've had time. I've had Saturdays where I haven't
done anything. I've had a Sunday after church where we
don't do squat, sit around and smoke caso that's smoked,
case I want a caso smoke or I didn't want
to make it sound like it was Chris. You never
know their new names for drugs and stuff. I didn't
want people to think that I was some dirty hippie Jesse.
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If President Trump threw his appointees, leaves in place the
communist power brokers who believe that they did not do
enough to affect the outcome of the election and did
not do enough to incapacitate their political opponents, then all
his accomplishments will disappear as quickly when his first term,
or as when his first term accomplishments became the Biden administration,
(23:19):
only worse the next time. You are correct. Essentially, what
he said there, it was a long sentence, is he
has to drain the swamp. He has to get the
people out, and he does. Now let me say this part.
It's going to sound like a defense, and frankly, it
is a defense. I would be crushing Trump if there
(23:40):
had been no firings, if there had been if nobody
had been let go, I would be crushing him as
a failure, as a disgrace. You know I would. I
did that many times during his first term when he
left the swamp sitting there. This Trump has been draining
it about as fast as it's possible to drain it,
(24:01):
while also doing certain things. For instance, let's make it
about the FBI. You understand my particular hatred of the
CHEKA just because I hate secret police organizations. So let's
make it about the FBI. There are so many sick
freaks still at the FBI, evil people who have burrowed
(24:22):
their way in and should be fired, no question about that.
But there's also no question about this. There are some
threats we kind of need someone to take care of.
We do. I'm not saying it has to be the FBI,
as I've said, there are other organizations I believe can
(24:44):
start to take this over. But you, I'm sure saw
the announcement this morning, still kind of gauging the validity
of that. There are some rumors that cash Betel jumped
the gun when he announced it. But in case you
didn't see this morning, Cash Betel comes out and says, hey,
we stopped a couple guys in Michigan, dearborn. Surprise, surprise,
we stopped a couple guys in Michigan from committing a
(25:04):
terror attack. They we're going to commit a terror attack
on Halloween. Now if you believe that, and that's up
to you. But if you believe that, you say to yourself. Okay, well,
that's good. Who knows what that would have been, right,
a nail bomb on the kiddies or something, who knows,
something bad? Whatever it was, it was gonna be bad.
It's gonna be terrible. So you want you need the
(25:26):
secret police cleaned out. Frankly, you should stop the whole organization.
But that's beside the point. You need the secret police,
you need them stopped. But you still have to have
an FBI, at least in your mind. You do right
now when it comes to the other portions of the
deep state, like the DOJ is a great example of this.
(25:48):
The Department of Justice has to have all kinds of
lawyers dealing with all kinds of cases. Now, how many
lawyers still at the DOJ are dirty con I in
his scumbags who should be nowhere near power? Obviously some
you don't know an exact number, and neither do I.
But we can both acknowledge that, or some right you
would know you would acknowledge that. But still you have
(26:11):
cases to prosecute. So let's say you have a scumbag
commy lawyer named Chris. You need Chris to prosecute this case.
Whatever the case, maybe it's a drug case. You need
Chris to prosecute this drug case. It's been his drug case.
He's got this guy dead to rights. He's halfway through
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the trial process, and you need Commy Chris to put
this guy away. You know, you need Commy Chris out
of your organization because he's poisonous and he's gonna ruin
the coffee situation. You just know you need him gone.
But at the same time, you kind of have to
finish the case because you can't just drop it. The
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Trump administration. This is me. You know, I would blow
a gasket if I was angry with him. I have
many times before. They're doing a pretty freaking good job
at draining it as fast as it can be. Is
it as fast as you want it or I want it?
Of course not, but they're draining it as fast as
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they can. Remember, these are also government employees. They don't
have the same luxury you have where where if you're
in charge, you can just look at that person and
say you you're fired, and then you go to ZipRecruiter,
dot com, slash jesse and you find a replacement, and
you'll probably find one within a day. The government doesn't
(27:35):
have that luxury. I can do that. In fact, I'm
doing it right now. I have what Chris I didn't
say here. It was for something else I've got going on,
but right now ZipRecruiter dot com slash jesse. It allows
me to find a replacement before I unload a bit
(27:56):
of dead weight that's holding me back. Four out of
five employers find somebody great on the first day. It
really is miraculous, man, what they do. ZipRecruiter dot com
slash jesse. You're looking for seasonal people that got it.
You're looking for something more permanent like I am. Maybe
something in production. They have that too. ZipRecruiter dot com
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slash jesse Jesse. Why does Congress get paid when the
government is being shut down? All these things, all these
things come back to They're going to ensure that they're
taking care of first. And this is what frustrates you,
and it frustrates me so much about our government and
our Congress in these people. It is so frustrating that
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we want them to fight for us, We want them
to serve us. We want these people to be on
our side, on our team, and we want them to
put the American people, put the little guy first. How
is it that we're getting emails from people in the
Navy who can't afford gas to drive to work, but
Congress is still cashing their checks. Hey, I don't know
about you. I remember COVID when they were shutting down
(29:03):
the gyms across America so nobody could go lift weight
to get on the treadmill, and the congressional gym who
remained open. These people think they're above us. They work
in this white marble, They feel like they have power.
They have these lobbyist meeting with them all the time.
They feel like they're really important, and they think they're
above us. That's the best explanation I can give you.
All Right, we have to talk about food. Venezuela. I
(29:27):
want to talk about Venezuela, first, horror movies, all that
and so much more. Hang on, Jesse Keilly, it is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Before we get
to Venezuela, I want to touch on this, hey, interdimensional being.
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I don't imagine you much of a horror fan because
you scared your own hair off. It's not nice. But
what's your favorite scary movie. I don't do scary movies.
I have done many in my life, especially in my
younger years. And you know what, I realized we were
Actually this happened to me in Thailand, as a matter
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of fact, And I believe I remember the name of
the movie. But Chris is gonna have to look this up.
We were in Thailand, and look, once you've seen the
elephants and enough kickboxing and enjoyed yourself out in town
enough times, sometimes you're fishing around for something to do.
Sometimes you just want to relax. We decided we were
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going to go to a movie. Now, there weren't a
lot of English speaking movies playing in the theater over there,
but there was one, and I think it was called
Long Time Dead. I think it was called Long Time Dead. Well,
I don't want to overstate it. Maybe I was in
a weird place mentally. Was that a name of a
horror movie? Chris, like, about some demon thing or something
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like that. What year did it come out? Yeah? Yeah,
Ouiji board thing. Okay, Yeah, it was real, all kinds
of demon, evil, horrible stuff that I don't like to
dabble in anyway, Long Time that was the name of
the movie. It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen
in my life on film. Freaking horrifying. But again, remember,
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demons are real, and I know they are real, and
so that kind of stuff really just creeps me out
because I know that stuff is real. I walk out
of the movies after Long Time Dead, and I could
have been riding an elephant. We could have been getting
some chicken fly lice somewhere, we could have been whatever. Instead,
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I walk out of this movie and I feel like
crap and say, it was scary, it was awful, And
I had an epiphany in that moment. Why am I
watching this? What? Why do I want to feel like?
I felt just bad in my soul for having watched it.
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I just watched some demon killing people have did it?
I don't think I've ever watched a horror movie since then,
and that was twenty years ago. That what Chris Chris said,
what about horror comedy? Okay, now I should clarify. If
it's some monster, I don't I don't believe in monsters.
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If it's some monster that's half funny and cheesy. If
do you know what Jason right, If there's some Jason movie, Okay,
it's gonna you know, it's gonna be bad acting, and
of course the black dude's gonna get killed first, and
it's gonna be every scary movie cliche in the world.
And you're gonna have the young lovers that are out
on Makeout Mountain and they're there, you know they're gonna die,
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and like it's all it's all the scary movie cliche stuff.
That's okay, uh, Chris said, Hot Fuzz like a like
a zombie movie with jokes in it. That's not a
horror movie. I'm not trying out anything with zombies or stuff.
I'm talking dark, dark stuff like that war off It
twenty years ago. I've never looked back, and I don't
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get it. And what's what's worse. Bob and James, Ob
and my oldest boy James freaking love that stuff. They
love it and it actually is precious. It's one of
the mother son things they do. The second there's a
new horror movie out in the theaters, they're going Luke
and me. They know better than to even ask that
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I'm good. Luke's the same way I am. He's like, nah,
I'm good. I don't know why I would. No, No,
know what. I don't know what that does for me.
That doesn't sound like fun at all. I don't do
horror movies especially. Yeah, that's not for me. Do I
sound like it was? Chris? I don't sell it. Chris
gets it to your Bronco. I emailed you a couple
of weeks ago about what rural America is thinking about
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world politics and world peace. We are getting ready for
war with Venezuela. Why. I realize they're sending drugs, but
war with the country and so on. Say, okay, all right.
So so Trump came out earlier today. The audio is
real rough. I listened to it and I couldn't decide
if it was too rough for radio. Because he was
(34:09):
on the plane. He was on Air Force one. He
was doing one of those impromptu things on the plane
where the reporters had surrounded him. And there were reports
that ground strikes in Venezuela are coming. Remember what was
it yesterday? We had Brandon Wikert on. Yesterday we had
Brendan Wikert on, and Wykert told us, he said, I'm
(34:30):
telling you ground strikes are coming. Brendon Wikert said he
thinks that we're setting in the Marines. So more than
we're not talking about dropping a couple bombs. It sounds
like it might be boots on the ground. Trump was
asked today on Air Force One, Hey, there's reporting out
there that ground strikes are coming from Venezuela, and Trump
promptly said no, which means Venezuela's probably screwed. Remember Trump
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was asked this before. Trump is a big believer, correctly
so in misdirect when it comes to military strikes. He
was asked this about Iran, Hey, what about Iran? No, no, no, no, no,
they're fine. About half a minute later, we were dropping
bombs on Iran. So Trump is not going to give
the game away to the press. In fact, the fact
(35:15):
that he said no probably means the answer is yes,
it's coming. I don't want to get ahead of myself
because maybe it'll be a couple bombs, maybe it won't
be anything. Maybe we're really not going to do anything.
But really, as you're listening to the sound of my
voice right now, what is it about eight o'clock Eastern time,
(35:36):
we might be going in right now for all I know,
I don't know, and we're not going to be able
to suss this out on the internet. Right now during
the show, So don't get your hopes up. This is
we're not going to know until the true information filters through.
You say why, why why? We can get to the
why in a minute. But there is something that is
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very noticeable about the Trump administration, and there is a
noticeable shift in foreign policy. You've probably already noticed it.
If you haven't, as soon as I say it, you're
going to notice it. We have been very Eastern hemisphere
focused for decades and decades and decades in this country
when it comes to our foreign policy. What are they
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doing in the Middle East, what's happening at Russia, China?
We have a very very Eastern focused the Trump administration.
They believe you have to lock down your own backyard first,
and they have been shifting military and intelligence assets from
(36:39):
the Eastern hemisphere to the Western hemisphere. Not just a
belief in securing your own backyard. We have had Russia
and China moving into our own backyard while we were
looking elsewhere. Trump administration is correctly concerned about that. So
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that from a thirty thousand foot view, that is something
that Trump administration believes in, Hey, we got to secure
our backyard first. Then we'll start worrying about the neighbor.
Right now, I'll finish up this thought about the why.
We'll talk about the why in a moment before we
get to the why. Why are you giving your dog
brown food every meal? What color is your dog's food?
(37:25):
I don't care what it says on the bag. I
know you bought a special blend. He loves the chicken.
I get that those are artificial flavors. You know that
why artificial? Well, there may have been chicken in that
dog food at one point, but considering they baked the
dog food at the surface temperature of the sun, they
cooked all the nutrients out of it. We give our
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dogs empty calories every meal. That's why rough Greens has
blown up the way it has. The number one dog
supplement in America is rough Greens because you sprinkle it
on your dog's food, and it's all the live nutrients
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dog will love it. You will see so many physical differences,
(38:08):
and you'll have a dog that lives longer, and that's
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up this Venezuela talk next
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