November 3, 2025 • 38 mins
The best vaccine against communism is gratitude. People try to divorce their choices from their outcomes. Socially liberal and fiscally conservative. How can we make the conservative party actually conservative.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Monday. So here's what we have. The Today
Show did something about others climate change ideoc. We're going
to talk about that in a moment. Michelle Obama is
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the ultimate malcontent. We'll talk about that. We'll get to emails.
So much more coming up on the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. One thing I did want to
get to before I get to the climate ridiculous thing.
One final word on Halloween said tease it earlier. I
talked about it earlier. How I got the shaft Bob.
One of my sons had a bunch of friends, actually
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both of them had friends come over and they all
take off. One of the moms comes over, takes off
with Ob to go walk around with the kids. I
had to hand out candy alone for like two hours.
I'm there alone. The World Series game was on. I
had other things I was doing. I was a one
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man army, and I brought this up to her when
she got back. She didn't seem impressed at all that
I had to handle everything by myself. I feel like
that deserves some sort of special recognition. But then she
brought up laundry and cleaning and what Chris, But that's
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exactly what I said, Chris, I said, can't we just
set the plate outside so I can sit here and
watch the game and hang out. You can't do that,
just answer to the I don't understand why, but I
would like a little bit more recognition for my heroic efforts. Now,
let's talk about something. I've brought this up to you
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before because I find human nature to be fascinating, the
good parts of it and the bad parts of it.
But human beings, human beings, they don't want to live
in a crime filled place or a dirty place. They
simply don't. And by the way, that's universal. People don't
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wake up and say, man, I wish this neighborhood smelled more.
You know, we need, you know what we need on
that street corner some homeless dude peeing on the sidewalk.
That would make it better. Nobody walks out their front
door and says, gosh, nobody's been stabbed here in a week,
and it sucks. I just wish someone would get shot.
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Nobody wants that, And yet so many places that are
supposedly representative of the people are just like that. And
of course, right now we're going to discuss America's city,
but it's going to get bigger. We're going to talk
about climate stuff too. Why when nobody wants to live
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in crime and squalor do so many people live in
crime and squalor? Any know the reason? Human beings, I'm
sure this is in order to feel better about themselves,
will in their minds block their choices, block marrying their
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choices with the conditions in which they live. That's the truth.
Human beings will go to the polls and vote for him,
and vote for this, and vote for that, and vote
for that, and vote for that, and when the inevitable
result of those votes turns out to be crime and squalor,
human beings will blame everything but themselves. That's a fact.
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I don't understand it, but I guess there's probably part
of that in all of us. Why are you a
little tubby? Well, it's been a stressful month. I've had
a lot going on at work. I now you're being lazy.
I'm a little tubby right now. I mean, why, totally
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my fault. I could give you every excuse in the world.
I've been traveling, I've been No, No, it's my fault,
a little lazy. Human beings love to divorce their choices
from their conditions they do. You want an amazing, amazing example,
this is I think it's about two seconds long. What
a sound bite, Ma'm donnie is up for election in
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New York City. There are articles being printed saying if
he gets elected, there's a chance a million people will
leave New York City. Many of those people higher earners.
So tax dollar is gonna go. Wait, place is just
gonna be a disaster. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I voted firm, Mom Donnie.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Do you feel like socialism would work in New York City?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, not necessarily. I voted for Mam Donnie. Do you
think socialism will work? Oh no, No, Mam Donnie's a
fairly open communist. I know he calls it. He calls himself,
by the way, a Democrat socialist, so she has no
excuse there. He brags on national television about being a
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democrat socialist. This is the most point. Does this not
make my point for it?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I voted for Mom Donnie.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Do you feel like socialism would work in New York City?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Not necessarily, but this is how human beings are. I'm
going to play you something that's not related at all
in New York or Mam Donnie in a moment. It
is Today the Today Show. But I'm going to bring
up something I brought up before. In fact, I had
a conversation with someone about it this weekend when I
was with my neighbors. It was about a different political subject,
but it was along the exact same lines the as techs. Now,
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I'm singling them out because they're famous, but this applies
to many ancient peoples. The Aztecs loved human sacrifice, loved it.
Why were they just sadistic monsters? Well, yes there were
sadistic monsters, there's no question. But their religion really is
what kind of prompted that? Why did you take so
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many people up to the top of the temple, tie
them down on a stone slab, and then pull out
an obsidian knife while they were alive and cut their
hearts still beating out of their chest. Then you chopped
up their bodies and threw it down the temple steps.
What why? Well, they believed their gods, their various gods,
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required that human sacrifice. That it was really important for
things like rain. Do you want good crops this year?
Do you want success in battle?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They believed their gods wanted hum human sacrifice. They believed
it all the way. But you know what's wild, Think
about this because those were obviously just false gods demons.
Think about this, Think about the year. And you know
there had to be several where you took ten people
up to the top of the temple. It strapped them down,
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the scream and the crying. You cut their hearts out
of their chests and chop their body up and threw
it off the temple. And you did it so you
could get good rains that year, and then that year
no rain, total drought. You know what they didn't do
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after that, They didn't gather together and say, hah, maybe
maybe we made this whole weird religion up. Maybe these
gods aren't actually real. If they were real, look we
just sacrificed ten people for good rain, and we got
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The human mind divorces its conditions from its choices. It
just does you want to hear how extreme this can
get when it comes to modern politics. This is from
the Today Show. It is something listening to these people
twist themselves in the knots for their sick, weird religion.
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Listen to this, artic.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Are is contained by the polar.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
This is the weather man.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
By the way, artic air is contained by the polar vortex,
it keeps it up there in the Arctic. However, as
the planet is warming, climate change has actually caused significant
warming up into the Arctic. So as that warm air
comes up into the Arctic, that weakens the polar vortex,
that boundary, and it allows that cold air to move south.
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And that is why climate change GLO global planet warming
actually allows some parts of the country to be colder
than you.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I don't even do I even have to add anything
to it, global warming. That's the reason it's colder the
normal where you live. How how married to your sick
religion do you have to be when you wake up
and you're getting record lows after record lows, Just like
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those as texts, you never take a moment and look
and think, what if? What if what I believe is wrong?
What if all the evidence staring me in the face
tells me what I believe is wrong? Now, that can't
be it. The reason it's getting colder is because it's
getting warmer. You see, it makes sense when you worship
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a false religion. Freaking bonkers, Van, I just listen to
this again. Do you want to tell how could anybody
be as evil and sick as the as texts? Did
you think those people were gone? Aren't think?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Airs contained by this polar vortex. It keeps it up
there in the Arctic. However, as the planet is warming,
climate change has actually caused significant warming up into the Arctic.
So as that warm air comes up into the Arctic,
that weakens the polar vortex, that boundary, and it allows
that cold air.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
To move south.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
And that is why climate change, global planet warming actually
allows some parts of the country to be colder than usual.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
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Let's get to some of those now, Hey, Jesse, For
years it wasn't it was cool quote to claim that
you were socially liberal but fiscally conservative. It now seems
that the right is moving towards a socially conservative but
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fiscally liberal position. I'd like both, so on and so forth.
Is this just a step towards actually becoming a conservative
party or is that a pipe dream? Okay, so let
me explain what is happening right now, because this is
something that's not just happening now. In the coming years,
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you are going to experience this, and I am going
to experience this and because we are involved, You're involved,
I'm involved, we will have some say. But I also
want to stress that you cannot fight the ocean. That
there are things, larger societal things that happen that make
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other things inevitable. So let's address what I'm talking about.
The right has for decades, at least two or three decades,
the right has been much more of a an interventionist party.
We would be the one that would go and justified
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we need to invade there. We did that. That has
been the right. I'm not saying it's been you, but
that that way of thinking has dominated the Republican Party,
and the right has been much more, at least by name,
fiscally conservative. We're going to spend less, We're gonna cut
your taxes. That that's what it has been. But parties
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realign all the time. And they generally realign for two reasons.
And both these reasons generally apply. Parties will change realign.
This is how I'm putting it. They will change based
on the mood of the country itself, and they will
change based on what the opposite with the opposing party
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is doing. Because you want to try to provide an
answer for that those things can be good and they
can be bad. It just completely depends. For instance, Chris
grab it if you don't mind. Josh Holly. Remember the
other day, Josh Howley, he had some. And again generally
I like a lot of things Josh Holly says and does.
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Sometimes he'll say something really stupid. He said something the
other day. Chris already has it. Remember I made fun
of him when he got up and he said this.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Their CEO is getting paid. Let me make sure I
get this right. In twenty twenty four, Amazon's president earned
forty point one million dollars in total compensation forty point one.
The previous year he'd earned merely twenty nine point two.
I mean, that's that's an unbelievable that's great work if
you can get it. What's an unbelievable race. Only problem is,
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according to their own financial disclosures, Amazon's average worker, average
employee worldwide is making three thirty seven eighty one dollars
thirty We.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Got it, we got it, we got it. And of
course he was widely mocked and crucified for that position.
But let's talk about that position. For most of my life,
for most of your life, that was the democrat. That's
a that's a Democrat way of talking. What is this
wealth envy crap? And we're pretending like like the factory
worker even should make the same as it What? What? What?
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Why why come out and say something like that, Well,
remember what we just said. How there are two different
factors in this, what the country's going through and what
the opposing party is doing. Right now, what the country
is going through is people are getting poorer, middle class
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people because of inflation, because everything is more expensive. Middle
class people are being pushed down into poverty, into lower
class economically, that is happening. Maybe it's already happened to you.
Maybe you feel it happening to you. People are delaying retirement,
that life is getting more expensive. The country's getting poorer.
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As large quantities of people get poorer, the politicians, the
politicians are going to start speaking two and four poorer
people more than they normally would as the country gets poorer.
You want to be mister poor, right, that's one two
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Democrats themselves. Democrats have completely abandoned the poor. That's how
they always try to sell themselves as the poor were
for the poor, This were for the poor, that we're
the working class party. We're the poor party. Were the
they are so ivory tower elitists. Now they have nothing
but disdain for people who are on the lower ends
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of the socioeconomic ladder. They are all in on foreigner.
They view foreigners as their main route to power, not
the American guy or gal who's living in poor situations.
So as the Democrat Party has abandoned working class people,
and as the country itself has gotten poorer, the result
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of that is the GOP. They are going to take
on more of an economic populism. It's inevitable. That wasn't
a one off with Holly. You're seeing Republicans across the
country said Trump brought it up, well, these people need
their snap benefits, which makes me one of my head
just completely pop off. My blood pressure goes so high.
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But as parties realign, there are going to be there's
going to be parts of the realignment you love, Oh good,
finally we're doing this, or finally we're not doing that,
And there are going to be parts of the realignment
you don't like very much. It's it's how it is,
it's how it goes. It's how it's always gone. Parties change,
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You love this one. It's a scream baby. The Jesse
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wonderful Monday. Remember if you miss any part of the show,
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can download it. iHeart Spotify iTunes now. Before I get
to Michelle Obama, I did want to touch on something
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because when good things happen in my life, I want
to tell you about them. When good things happen in
your life, I want to hear about him. I love
these emails, Jesse. We're getting married, Jesse. My cancer is
in remission. You know. I love these stories. So I
have something that can pretty much match that level of joy.
Jewish producer Chris and I when we started out, we
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had to do our show from a different location up
in the Houston area, and close to where we used
to do the show, there was this euro place. You'd
never looked twice at it. Driving by, believe me, in fact,
you might speed up on the way by low rough
down there. But there were they were the great the
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greatest eros I think I've ever had outside of New
York City. They were that good. They were just sloppy
and delicious, amazing. We left that place moved on to
greener pastures. Now Corey's with us screwing everything up, and
now we have been unable to after years of searching
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find a good euro place. A new place opened up.
We got euros about an hour ago. Oh boy, we
have we have a new Europlace. And I just wanted
to share that with you. That was all. I just
wanted to share it with you. When good things happen
to me, I like to spread joy around. That's one.
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And you know what, I'm grateful for that euro place.
Grateful gratitude is important, wouldn't you agree? But some people,
no matter how many good euros they eat, no matter
how good life is, they're never grateful for anything.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
You said, we were all too aware that as a
first black couple, we couldn't afford any missteps. Yeah, and
you also say, as a black woman I was under
a particularly white hot Claire, did you feel.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
That for sure, you can't afford to get anything wrong?
Because you didn't get the at least until the country
came to know us. We didn't get the grace that
I think some other families have gotten.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That was Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama was First Lady of
the United States of America for eight years. Do you
know what it's like to be first Lady of the
United States of America? Do you know you have a staff,
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private security. When you want to go to Paris, you
practically bring an army with you. You don't get a
room in a five star hotel, you get a floor
in a five star hotel. You are the wife of
the President of the United States of America. You are
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by all I mean, by any measure, royalty, royalty. And
then you leave the White House after eight years. You
are now free of any of the stresses and pressures
in the job. And you have tens of millions, hundreds
of millions of dollars thrown at you because of how
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marketable you are as the first Lady of the United
States of America. So you are Michelle Obama, and you
came up from the streets of Chicago, and you now
live a life uh top twenty all time of people
who've ever walked the planet. Maybe top one hundred. I
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don't know that I want to put a number on it,
but I'm just trying to think. How many people who've
ever lived in the entire history of mankind have lived
in the kind of comfort in luxury Michelle Obama lives in,
and yet every single time you hear that woman run
her big fat mouth, it's about how hard life is,
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how hard life was, how unfair everything is. Everything socks
a mary a sack step that. Remember what I've told
you before. If you if you are a parent and
you're concerned about your child possibly turning into a communist
one day, it's a very understandable concern. Look, I have
these concerns. I know my boys are a bit hardcore
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to the right right now, but you never know, Rather
than goes off to college, find some communist dime. That's
how men get broken. Women turn communist in college, men
turn communists when they marry one. I've told you that
many times. That's how it goes. If you are concerned
about that, I can't make you promises, but I will
tell you this. The best vaccine against communism for your
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children is teaching them to be grateful. Maybe just grateful
for a new euro place. Maybe grateful for having air conditioning,
central heating, a car that functions. Do you have a
car that functions? Have you ever had a car that
broke down all the time? I sure have. Still to
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this day, I'm forty four years old. I will still
when we're on the road, look at oub and I'll say,
how nice is it to have a car? You know
it's going to turn on every time you have a
functional car. You know that's something to be grateful for. Right,
teach your children gratitude. Gratitude it's the best vaccine against communism.
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There is shadow Warrior. I listen to your show most days,
usually in the hope that the fictitious Chris finally speaks.
You made a point Friday that the voting age should
be raised. I'll go one further. There's absolutely no reason
why every American can vote just because they've reached a
certain age.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I always get yelled at when I say this, so
I'll keep saying it because of one hundred percent true.
If you told the founding fathers, after they fought to
establish this country, that everybody who lives to the age
of eighteen would get to vote, they would not have
even bothered fighting the Revolutionary War. They would be so
mortified that those were that that's how low the standards
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would get to vote in this country, that they would
not have even bothered that have said, you know what, British,
just have the freaking place, give us the Stamp Act,
the sugar tax, that, just give us the whole thing.
We'll just deal with it. But you're not allowed to
talk like that if you're in politics now, you're not
allowed to actually raise the standard. Nope, if you just
live to be eighteen, that's ridiculous. That's ridiculous that turning
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eighteen allows you to vote. Now, that's the system we
have in taking away people's votes and going to get
you very far. Politicians don't get re elected doing that.
But that's just bonkers, Almost as bonkers as some of
being on welfare for thirty years.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
First thing I did was gram cally caught out of
not hard to see your vote dollars. My just went
into my throat.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Magiotto Gona has been a SNAP recipient for more than
three decades. Even with these benefits, she says she also
relies on food banks to get enough food.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
I have depended on those benefits since the nineteen nineties,
and it's detrimental to my life if I don't get them.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I have depended on those benefits since the nineteen nineties.
You know what, Speaking of gratitude, how about you have
an interview with the local TV reporter that goes something
like this, Hey, I know I'm not getting my SNAP
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benefits right now, but I wanted to say thank you.
I wanted to say thank you to the American taxpayer
who has subsidized my standard of living for over thirty years.
For over thirty years, I have eaten three meals a day,
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and I didn't even pay for him. The American taxpayer
got up, put his boots on, went to work, and
the government stole his money and they gave that money
to me. For thirty years, I have eaten off the
back of the American taxpayer. And while my money not beming,
may not be coming in now, all I wanted to
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say was thank you, Thank you taxpayer, thank you for
all the free meals, thank you for what you've done.
But you and I both know it's laughably ridiculous to
ever expect something like that. You don't give interviews like
that when you're a dirt ball who's been on welfare
for thirty freaking years. You give interviews talking about how
scary and terrible it is that for once, you don't
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get to leech off your fellow man. That makes me angry.
But I'm gonna move on so we can do some
other things that don't make me angry before what Chris,
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So I can't. I just can't stand the thing that
all politicians do when they're going to run for president.
It's so predictable, it's so obvious, but it's almost all
of them, Republican and Democrats, almost all of them do
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the exact same thing. Before I even play it for you,
I want you to know something. Gavin Newsom has already
hired people for his presidential campaign. He has already crossed
the country in the most important battleground states and began
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setting up a political infrastructure in the business world. Explain
it to you this way. Gavin Newsom has already rented
out the office space and hired a general manager. Gavin
Newsom is already running for president, and everybody with an
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IQ above fifty or that pays attention at all they
know it. Everyone knows it. So I don't understand why
everybody has to lie and do this. It's exhausting.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
You've said, as we've discussed, you are considering a run
for president, and you've said you'll make a decision about
whether to run for president after the midterms. Yeah, why do, governor?
Let me ask you, why do you want to be president?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I don't. I'm not suggesting, I am. I'm saying I
have in response to someone talked about.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Come, I'll make a decision after the midterms. I don't
want to be president. Okay, you know what, I'll let
the whole thing play, because the whole thing's greg.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
You've said, as we've discussed, you are considering a run
for president, and you've said you'll make a decision about
whether to run for president after the midterms. Yeah, why
do governor? Let me ask you, why do you want
to be president?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I don't. I'm not suggesting, I am. I'm saying I
have in response to someone talked about it. And I
hate when I nothing. I dislike more than the politician
that sits there and lies to you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And we all just sit there rolling our eyes. Go
and give me a break. I am going to tell
you how this goes from here, and Chris, I don't
even need you to write it down. You can. But
it's not like this is some oracle type prediction because
you already know what I'm about to say. True, everybody
knows that this isn't exactly stepping out on a limb
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straightforward from here. Gavin Newsom is going to continue to
do interviews on every television show, radio show, and podcast
in the United States of America. He is doing that
in large part because he watched Donald Trump kind of
break the mold on that in his last presidential campaign.
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Prior to that, if you're running for president, you interview
with ABC, NBCCBS, Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC, you hit
a few big TV networks, maybe you sit down with
The New York Times and you call it today. Those
were kind of the big ones. Donald Trump an excellent
campaigner by any stretch of the by any imagination. Donald
(33:34):
Trump says, well, that's stupid. There are legions of people
who don't listen to that at all. So Donald Trump
is on theovon Joe Rogan while also doing NBCABCCBS. There
was no media anywhere Donald Trump would not do. He
was sitting down with comedians, sports, guys, you name it.
Donald Trump was doing it all. Gavin Newsom sat back,
(33:57):
watched Donald Trump win not only the electoral College vote,
win the popular vote, and said to himself, Okay, there's
a formula there, so straightforward from here, Gavin Newsom is
going to do every show all the time. You are
going to hear a mind numbing amount of Gavin Newsom audio,
including on this show, over the next few years. Then
(34:20):
the midterm elections will happen. No matter what happens from there,
I'd give it. Oh, I don't know. A month, could
be a week. There's going to be an announcement. They'll
even try to tease it to try to give some
kind of anticipation. Gavin Newsom is making an important announcement.
Just go ahead and write the whole thing down, Chris,
(34:40):
because it's all coming. And then once we get the
tease of the important announcement, they'll try to get everybody
gathered on their sofas if people actually do that anymore.
And Gavin Newsom is going to give a little speech
announcing he's running for president and cross my heart and
hope to die as part of that speech, he is
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going to pretend as if he had no intention of
running for president. He doesn't want to be president. He
just is so scared with the way the country's going,
and so many people have begged him to do it.
He's just a servant of the people who doesn't feel
like running for office at all. But with all these
(35:21):
people begging me to save America from JD. Vance, I
have no choice but to step up and grab my
sword and fight for the peasants who are demanding a champion.
They all do it every time. It's brutal. In fact,
I'm gonna take this moment and praise Donald Trump because
(35:43):
I think he might be the only one who didn't,
especially when he ran last time. Donald Trump is just like, yeah,
I should still be president. I basically am so I'm
gonna be again. Screw you if you don't like it.
I love that level of honesty. Do we have to
do the reluctant champion of the people things every single time?
It's brutal. Pure talk isn't brutal, though, talking on talking
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ten minutes Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kevin. And
now he has a headline, why go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Pentagon chief
visits Korean border the first time in eight years. I
(37:17):
saw Pete hegseeth at the DMZ today. I have this
unreasonable fascination with the DMZ. I want to see it.
I want to stand in it. I know it's dangerous,
but that's part of it too. I want to. I
want to stand there and feel like I might get
shot at any moment, if some crazy North Korean loses
his mind. I have no idea why I find that appealing.
(37:38):
I am who I am. Trump says China's G has
assured him he won't take action on Taiwan during the
Republican's term. Well, I mean, if G says so, now,
all in all, Pharisey probably won't. He would have done
it under Biden. Mike Walls reveals how Trump killed global
green tax that would have created the UN Climate slush
(37:59):
fund at the eleventh hour. Do smile about the fact
we really did dodge the biggest bullet in the world
by not having dome in the White House. I will
see you tomorrow, That's all.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Monday. So here's what we have. The Today
Show did something about others climate change ideoc. We're going
to talk about that in a moment. Michelle Obama is
(00:32):
the ultimate malcontent. We'll talk about that. We'll get to emails.
So much more coming up on the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. One thing I did want to
get to before I get to the climate ridiculous thing.
One final word on Halloween said tease it earlier. I
talked about it earlier. How I got the shaft Bob.
One of my sons had a bunch of friends, actually
(00:54):
both of them had friends come over and they all
take off. One of the moms comes over, takes off
with Ob to go walk around with the kids. I
had to hand out candy alone for like two hours.
I'm there alone. The World Series game was on. I
had other things I was doing. I was a one
(01:16):
man army, and I brought this up to her when
she got back. She didn't seem impressed at all that
I had to handle everything by myself. I feel like
that deserves some sort of special recognition. But then she
brought up laundry and cleaning and what Chris, But that's
(01:37):
exactly what I said, Chris, I said, can't we just
set the plate outside so I can sit here and
watch the game and hang out. You can't do that,
just answer to the I don't understand why, but I
would like a little bit more recognition for my heroic efforts. Now,
let's talk about something. I've brought this up to you
(01:59):
before because I find human nature to be fascinating, the
good parts of it and the bad parts of it.
But human beings, human beings, they don't want to live
in a crime filled place or a dirty place. They
simply don't. And by the way, that's universal. People don't
(02:21):
wake up and say, man, I wish this neighborhood smelled more.
You know, we need, you know what we need on
that street corner some homeless dude peeing on the sidewalk.
That would make it better. Nobody walks out their front
door and says, gosh, nobody's been stabbed here in a week,
and it sucks. I just wish someone would get shot.
(02:45):
Nobody wants that, And yet so many places that are
supposedly representative of the people are just like that. And
of course, right now we're going to discuss America's city,
but it's going to get bigger. We're going to talk
about climate stuff too. Why when nobody wants to live
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in crime and squalor do so many people live in
crime and squalor? Any know the reason? Human beings, I'm
sure this is in order to feel better about themselves,
will in their minds block their choices, block marrying their
(03:29):
choices with the conditions in which they live. That's the truth.
Human beings will go to the polls and vote for him,
and vote for this, and vote for that, and vote
for that, and vote for that, and when the inevitable
result of those votes turns out to be crime and squalor,
human beings will blame everything but themselves. That's a fact.
(03:52):
I don't understand it, but I guess there's probably part
of that in all of us. Why are you a
little tubby? Well, it's been a stressful month. I've had
a lot going on at work. I now you're being lazy.
I'm a little tubby right now. I mean, why, totally
(04:13):
my fault. I could give you every excuse in the world.
I've been traveling, I've been No, No, it's my fault,
a little lazy. Human beings love to divorce their choices
from their conditions they do. You want an amazing, amazing example,
this is I think it's about two seconds long. What
a sound bite, Ma'm donnie is up for election in
(04:35):
New York City. There are articles being printed saying if
he gets elected, there's a chance a million people will
leave New York City. Many of those people higher earners.
So tax dollar is gonna go. Wait, place is just
gonna be a disaster. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I voted firm, Mom Donnie.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Do you feel like socialism would work in New York City?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, not necessarily. I voted for Mam Donnie. Do you
think socialism will work? Oh no, No, Mam Donnie's a
fairly open communist. I know he calls it. He calls himself,
by the way, a Democrat socialist, so she has no
excuse there. He brags on national television about being a
(05:22):
democrat socialist. This is the most point. Does this not
make my point for it?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I voted for Mom Donnie.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Do you feel like socialism would work in New York City?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Not necessarily, but this is how human beings are. I'm
going to play you something that's not related at all
in New York or Mam Donnie in a moment. It
is Today the Today Show. But I'm going to bring
up something I brought up before. In fact, I had
a conversation with someone about it this weekend when I
was with my neighbors. It was about a different political subject,
but it was along the exact same lines the as techs. Now,
(05:56):
I'm singling them out because they're famous, but this applies
to many ancient peoples. The Aztecs loved human sacrifice, loved it.
Why were they just sadistic monsters? Well, yes there were
sadistic monsters, there's no question. But their religion really is
what kind of prompted that? Why did you take so
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many people up to the top of the temple, tie
them down on a stone slab, and then pull out
an obsidian knife while they were alive and cut their
hearts still beating out of their chest. Then you chopped
up their bodies and threw it down the temple steps.
What why? Well, they believed their gods, their various gods,
(06:45):
required that human sacrifice. That it was really important for
things like rain. Do you want good crops this year?
Do you want success in battle?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Do you.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They believed their gods wanted hum human sacrifice. They believed
it all the way. But you know what's wild, Think
about this because those were obviously just false gods demons.
Think about this, Think about the year. And you know
there had to be several where you took ten people
up to the top of the temple. It strapped them down,
(07:20):
the scream and the crying. You cut their hearts out
of their chests and chop their body up and threw
it off the temple. And you did it so you
could get good rains that year, and then that year
no rain, total drought. You know what they didn't do
(07:41):
after that, They didn't gather together and say, hah, maybe
maybe we made this whole weird religion up. Maybe these
gods aren't actually real. If they were real, look we
just sacrificed ten people for good rain, and we got
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The human mind divorces its conditions from its choices. It
just does you want to hear how extreme this can
get when it comes to modern politics. This is from
the Today Show. It is something listening to these people
twist themselves in the knots for their sick, weird religion.
(08:24):
Listen to this, artic.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Are is contained by the polar.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
This is the weather man.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
By the way, artic air is contained by the polar vortex,
it keeps it up there in the Arctic. However, as
the planet is warming, climate change has actually caused significant
warming up into the Arctic. So as that warm air
comes up into the Arctic, that weakens the polar vortex,
that boundary, and it allows that cold air to move south.
(08:51):
And that is why climate change GLO global planet warming
actually allows some parts of the country to be colder
than you.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I don't even do I even have to add anything
to it, global warming. That's the reason it's colder the
normal where you live. How how married to your sick
religion do you have to be when you wake up
and you're getting record lows after record lows, Just like
(09:23):
those as texts, you never take a moment and look
and think, what if? What if what I believe is wrong?
What if all the evidence staring me in the face
tells me what I believe is wrong? Now, that can't
be it. The reason it's getting colder is because it's
getting warmer. You see, it makes sense when you worship
(09:47):
a false religion. Freaking bonkers, Van, I just listen to
this again. Do you want to tell how could anybody
be as evil and sick as the as texts? Did
you think those people were gone? Aren't think?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Airs contained by this polar vortex. It keeps it up
there in the Arctic. However, as the planet is warming,
climate change has actually caused significant warming up into the Arctic.
So as that warm air comes up into the Arctic,
that weakens the polar vortex, that boundary, and it allows
that cold air.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
To move south.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
And that is why climate change, global planet warming actually
allows some parts of the country to be colder than usual.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
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Let's get to some of those now, Hey, Jesse, For
years it wasn't it was cool quote to claim that
you were socially liberal but fiscally conservative. It now seems
that the right is moving towards a socially conservative but
(12:05):
fiscally liberal position. I'd like both, so on and so forth.
Is this just a step towards actually becoming a conservative
party or is that a pipe dream? Okay, so let
me explain what is happening right now, because this is
something that's not just happening now. In the coming years,
(12:25):
you are going to experience this, and I am going
to experience this and because we are involved, You're involved,
I'm involved, we will have some say. But I also
want to stress that you cannot fight the ocean. That
there are things, larger societal things that happen that make
(12:47):
other things inevitable. So let's address what I'm talking about.
The right has for decades, at least two or three decades,
the right has been much more of a an interventionist party.
We would be the one that would go and justified
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we need to invade there. We did that. That has
been the right. I'm not saying it's been you, but
that that way of thinking has dominated the Republican Party,
and the right has been much more, at least by name,
fiscally conservative. We're going to spend less, We're gonna cut
your taxes. That that's what it has been. But parties
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realign all the time. And they generally realign for two reasons.
And both these reasons generally apply. Parties will change realign.
This is how I'm putting it. They will change based
on the mood of the country itself, and they will
change based on what the opposite with the opposing party
(14:00):
is doing. Because you want to try to provide an
answer for that those things can be good and they
can be bad. It just completely depends. For instance, Chris
grab it if you don't mind. Josh Holly. Remember the
other day, Josh Howley, he had some. And again generally
I like a lot of things Josh Holly says and does.
(14:21):
Sometimes he'll say something really stupid. He said something the
other day. Chris already has it. Remember I made fun
of him when he got up and he said this.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Their CEO is getting paid. Let me make sure I
get this right. In twenty twenty four, Amazon's president earned
forty point one million dollars in total compensation forty point one.
The previous year he'd earned merely twenty nine point two.
I mean, that's that's an unbelievable that's great work if
you can get it. What's an unbelievable race. Only problem is,
(14:53):
according to their own financial disclosures, Amazon's average worker, average
employee worldwide is making three thirty seven eighty one dollars
thirty We.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Got it, we got it, we got it. And of
course he was widely mocked and crucified for that position.
But let's talk about that position. For most of my life,
for most of your life, that was the democrat. That's
a that's a Democrat way of talking. What is this
wealth envy crap? And we're pretending like like the factory
worker even should make the same as it What? What? What?
(15:27):
Why why come out and say something like that, Well,
remember what we just said. How there are two different
factors in this, what the country's going through and what
the opposing party is doing. Right now, what the country
is going through is people are getting poorer, middle class
(15:48):
people because of inflation, because everything is more expensive. Middle
class people are being pushed down into poverty, into lower
class economically, that is happening. Maybe it's already happened to you.
Maybe you feel it happening to you. People are delaying retirement,
that life is getting more expensive. The country's getting poorer.
(16:10):
As large quantities of people get poorer, the politicians, the
politicians are going to start speaking two and four poorer
people more than they normally would as the country gets poorer.
You want to be mister poor, right, that's one two
(16:32):
Democrats themselves. Democrats have completely abandoned the poor. That's how
they always try to sell themselves as the poor were
for the poor, This were for the poor, that we're
the working class party. We're the poor party. Were the
they are so ivory tower elitists. Now they have nothing
but disdain for people who are on the lower ends
(16:54):
of the socioeconomic ladder. They are all in on foreigner.
They view foreigners as their main route to power, not
the American guy or gal who's living in poor situations.
So as the Democrat Party has abandoned working class people,
and as the country itself has gotten poorer, the result
(17:17):
of that is the GOP. They are going to take
on more of an economic populism. It's inevitable. That wasn't
a one off with Holly. You're seeing Republicans across the
country said Trump brought it up, well, these people need
their snap benefits, which makes me one of my head
just completely pop off. My blood pressure goes so high.
(17:39):
But as parties realign, there are going to be there's
going to be parts of the realignment you love, Oh good,
finally we're doing this, or finally we're not doing that,
And there are going to be parts of the realignment
you don't like very much. It's it's how it is,
it's how it goes. It's how it's always gone. Parties change,
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countries change your sheets change over time as you develop
class and sophistication like me, you end up with bamboo
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we mock Michelle Obama. Next, you're listening to the Oracle.
You love this one. It's a scream baby. The Jesse
(19:29):
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
wonderful Monday. Remember if you miss any part of the show,
if you miss Medal of Honor Monday, or taking to
Clay Travis or anything else. If you miss anything, you
can download it. iHeart Spotify iTunes now. Before I get
to Michelle Obama, I did want to touch on something
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because when good things happen in my life, I want
to tell you about them. When good things happen in
your life, I want to hear about him. I love
these emails, Jesse. We're getting married, Jesse. My cancer is
in remission. You know. I love these stories. So I
have something that can pretty much match that level of joy.
Jewish producer Chris and I when we started out, we
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had to do our show from a different location up
in the Houston area, and close to where we used
to do the show, there was this euro place. You'd
never looked twice at it. Driving by, believe me, in fact,
you might speed up on the way by low rough
down there. But there were they were the great the
(20:36):
greatest eros I think I've ever had outside of New
York City. They were that good. They were just sloppy
and delicious, amazing. We left that place moved on to
greener pastures. Now Corey's with us screwing everything up, and
now we have been unable to after years of searching
(20:57):
find a good euro place. A new place opened up.
We got euros about an hour ago. Oh boy, we
have we have a new Europlace. And I just wanted
to share that with you. That was all. I just
wanted to share it with you. When good things happen
to me, I like to spread joy around. That's one.
(21:19):
And you know what, I'm grateful for that euro place.
Grateful gratitude is important, wouldn't you agree? But some people,
no matter how many good euros they eat, no matter
how good life is, they're never grateful for anything.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
You said, we were all too aware that as a
first black couple, we couldn't afford any missteps. Yeah, and
you also say, as a black woman I was under
a particularly white hot Claire, did you feel.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
That for sure, you can't afford to get anything wrong?
Because you didn't get the at least until the country
came to know us. We didn't get the grace that
I think some other families have gotten.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That was Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama was First Lady of
the United States of America for eight years. Do you
know what it's like to be first Lady of the
United States of America? Do you know you have a staff,
(22:25):
private security. When you want to go to Paris, you
practically bring an army with you. You don't get a
room in a five star hotel, you get a floor
in a five star hotel. You are the wife of
the President of the United States of America. You are
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by all I mean, by any measure, royalty, royalty. And
then you leave the White House after eight years. You
are now free of any of the stresses and pressures
in the job. And you have tens of millions, hundreds
of millions of dollars thrown at you because of how
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marketable you are as the first Lady of the United
States of America. So you are Michelle Obama, and you
came up from the streets of Chicago, and you now
live a life uh top twenty all time of people
who've ever walked the planet. Maybe top one hundred. I
(23:31):
don't know that I want to put a number on it,
but I'm just trying to think. How many people who've
ever lived in the entire history of mankind have lived
in the kind of comfort in luxury Michelle Obama lives in,
and yet every single time you hear that woman run
her big fat mouth, it's about how hard life is,
(23:54):
how hard life was, how unfair everything is. Everything socks
a mary a sack step that. Remember what I've told
you before. If you if you are a parent and
you're concerned about your child possibly turning into a communist
one day, it's a very understandable concern. Look, I have
these concerns. I know my boys are a bit hardcore
(24:17):
to the right right now, but you never know, Rather
than goes off to college, find some communist dime. That's
how men get broken. Women turn communist in college, men
turn communists when they marry one. I've told you that
many times. That's how it goes. If you are concerned
about that, I can't make you promises, but I will
tell you this. The best vaccine against communism for your
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children is teaching them to be grateful. Maybe just grateful
for a new euro place. Maybe grateful for having air conditioning,
central heating, a car that functions. Do you have a
car that functions? Have you ever had a car that
broke down all the time? I sure have. Still to
(25:03):
this day, I'm forty four years old. I will still
when we're on the road, look at oub and I'll say,
how nice is it to have a car? You know
it's going to turn on every time you have a
functional car. You know that's something to be grateful for. Right,
teach your children gratitude. Gratitude it's the best vaccine against communism.
(25:26):
There is shadow Warrior. I listen to your show most days,
usually in the hope that the fictitious Chris finally speaks.
You made a point Friday that the voting age should
be raised. I'll go one further. There's absolutely no reason
why every American can vote just because they've reached a
certain age.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I always get yelled at when I say this, so
I'll keep saying it because of one hundred percent true.
If you told the founding fathers, after they fought to
establish this country, that everybody who lives to the age
of eighteen would get to vote, they would not have
even bothered fighting the Revolutionary War. They would be so
mortified that those were that that's how low the standards
(26:08):
would get to vote in this country, that they would
not have even bothered that have said, you know what, British,
just have the freaking place, give us the Stamp Act,
the sugar tax, that, just give us the whole thing.
We'll just deal with it. But you're not allowed to
talk like that if you're in politics now, you're not
allowed to actually raise the standard. Nope, if you just
live to be eighteen, that's ridiculous. That's ridiculous that turning
(26:32):
eighteen allows you to vote. Now, that's the system we
have in taking away people's votes and going to get
you very far. Politicians don't get re elected doing that.
But that's just bonkers, Almost as bonkers as some of
being on welfare for thirty years.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
First thing I did was gram cally caught out of
not hard to see your vote dollars. My just went
into my throat.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Magiotto Gona has been a SNAP recipient for more than
three decades. Even with these benefits, she says she also
relies on food banks to get enough food.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
I have depended on those benefits since the nineteen nineties,
and it's detrimental to my life if I don't get them.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I have depended on those benefits since the nineteen nineties.
You know what, Speaking of gratitude, how about you have
an interview with the local TV reporter that goes something
like this, Hey, I know I'm not getting my SNAP
(27:32):
benefits right now, but I wanted to say thank you.
I wanted to say thank you to the American taxpayer
who has subsidized my standard of living for over thirty years.
For over thirty years, I have eaten three meals a day,
(27:53):
and I didn't even pay for him. The American taxpayer
got up, put his boots on, went to work, and
the government stole his money and they gave that money
to me. For thirty years, I have eaten off the
back of the American taxpayer. And while my money not beming,
may not be coming in now, all I wanted to
(28:15):
say was thank you, Thank you taxpayer, thank you for
all the free meals, thank you for what you've done.
But you and I both know it's laughably ridiculous to
ever expect something like that. You don't give interviews like
that when you're a dirt ball who's been on welfare
for thirty freaking years. You give interviews talking about how
scary and terrible it is that for once, you don't
(28:38):
get to leech off your fellow man. That makes me angry.
But I'm gonna move on so we can do some
other things that don't make me angry before what Chris,
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(30:07):
So I can't. I just can't stand the thing that
all politicians do when they're going to run for president.
It's so predictable, it's so obvious, but it's almost all
of them, Republican and Democrats, almost all of them do
(30:29):
the exact same thing. Before I even play it for you,
I want you to know something. Gavin Newsom has already
hired people for his presidential campaign. He has already crossed
the country in the most important battleground states and began
(30:54):
setting up a political infrastructure in the business world. Explain
it to you this way. Gavin Newsom has already rented
out the office space and hired a general manager. Gavin
Newsom is already running for president, and everybody with an
(31:16):
IQ above fifty or that pays attention at all they
know it. Everyone knows it. So I don't understand why
everybody has to lie and do this. It's exhausting.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
You've said, as we've discussed, you are considering a run
for president, and you've said you'll make a decision about
whether to run for president after the midterms. Yeah, why do, governor?
Let me ask you, why do you want to be president?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I don't. I'm not suggesting, I am. I'm saying I
have in response to someone talked about.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Come, I'll make a decision after the midterms. I don't
want to be president. Okay, you know what, I'll let
the whole thing play, because the whole thing's greg.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
You've said, as we've discussed, you are considering a run
for president, and you've said you'll make a decision about
whether to run for president after the midterms. Yeah, why
do governor? Let me ask you, why do you want
to be president?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I don't. I'm not suggesting, I am. I'm saying I
have in response to someone talked about it. And I
hate when I nothing. I dislike more than the politician
that sits there and lies to you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And we all just sit there rolling our eyes. Go
and give me a break. I am going to tell
you how this goes from here, and Chris, I don't
even need you to write it down. You can. But
it's not like this is some oracle type prediction because
you already know what I'm about to say. True, everybody
knows that this isn't exactly stepping out on a limb
(32:52):
straightforward from here. Gavin Newsom is going to continue to
do interviews on every television show, radio show, and podcast
in the United States of America. He is doing that
in large part because he watched Donald Trump kind of
break the mold on that in his last presidential campaign.
(33:14):
Prior to that, if you're running for president, you interview
with ABC, NBCCBS, Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC, you hit
a few big TV networks, maybe you sit down with
The New York Times and you call it today. Those
were kind of the big ones. Donald Trump an excellent
campaigner by any stretch of the by any imagination. Donald
(33:34):
Trump says, well, that's stupid. There are legions of people
who don't listen to that at all. So Donald Trump
is on theovon Joe Rogan while also doing NBCABCCBS. There
was no media anywhere Donald Trump would not do. He
was sitting down with comedians, sports, guys, you name it.
Donald Trump was doing it all. Gavin Newsom sat back,
(33:57):
watched Donald Trump win not only the electoral College vote,
win the popular vote, and said to himself, Okay, there's
a formula there, so straightforward from here, Gavin Newsom is
going to do every show all the time. You are
going to hear a mind numbing amount of Gavin Newsom audio,
including on this show, over the next few years. Then
(34:20):
the midterm elections will happen. No matter what happens from there,
I'd give it. Oh, I don't know. A month, could
be a week. There's going to be an announcement. They'll
even try to tease it to try to give some
kind of anticipation. Gavin Newsom is making an important announcement.
Just go ahead and write the whole thing down, Chris,
(34:40):
because it's all coming. And then once we get the
tease of the important announcement, they'll try to get everybody
gathered on their sofas if people actually do that anymore.
And Gavin Newsom is going to give a little speech
announcing he's running for president and cross my heart and
hope to die as part of that speech, he is
(35:01):
going to pretend as if he had no intention of
running for president. He doesn't want to be president. He
just is so scared with the way the country's going,
and so many people have begged him to do it.
He's just a servant of the people who doesn't feel
like running for office at all. But with all these
(35:21):
people begging me to save America from JD. Vance, I
have no choice but to step up and grab my
sword and fight for the peasants who are demanding a champion.
They all do it every time. It's brutal. In fact,
I'm gonna take this moment and praise Donald Trump because
(35:43):
I think he might be the only one who didn't,
especially when he ran last time. Donald Trump is just like, yeah,
I should still be president. I basically am so I'm
gonna be again. Screw you if you don't like it.
I love that level of honesty. Do we have to
do the reluctant champion of the people things every single time?
It's brutal. Pure talk isn't brutal, though, talking on talking
(36:09):
to an American and customer service, that's not brutal. What
is brutal is talking to somebody from some third world
dump they hired for thirty five cents an hour. He's
not even really listening when you talk. He just has
these programmed responses because he knows five words of English.
You end up screaming into the phone that you want
to talk to the manager and hanging up with your
(36:31):
blood pressure at two hundred over one point fifty. You
don't need to live like that. Switch to puretalk. Pure
talk will save you money. You don't need Verizon, you
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You need to go with the cell phone company who
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pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. Take you
ten minutes Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kevin. And
now he has a headline, why go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Pentagon chief
visits Korean border the first time in eight years. I
(37:17):
saw Pete hegseeth at the DMZ today. I have this
unreasonable fascination with the DMZ. I want to see it.
I want to stand in it. I know it's dangerous,
but that's part of it too. I want to. I
want to stand there and feel like I might get
shot at any moment, if some crazy North Korean loses
his mind. I have no idea why I find that appealing.
(37:38):
I am who I am. Trump says China's G has
assured him he won't take action on Taiwan during the
Republican's term. Well, I mean, if G says so, now,
all in all, Pharisey probably won't. He would have done
it under Biden. Mike Walls reveals how Trump killed global
green tax that would have created the UN Climate slush
(37:59):
fund at the eleventh hour. Do smile about the fact
we really did dodge the biggest bullet in the world
by not having dome in the White House. I will
see you tomorrow, That's all.
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