November 4, 2025 • 36 mins
A democrat fled to Mexico over fraud charges, how does someone get a fake passport anyway? If you knock over a bank, how much do you need to take make it worth it?We will never get the justice we deserve for the things they did to us with covid. The View being forced to give corrections live on air because we became more litigious.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Tuesday in election day. Just reminding you, tomorrow
is today. We will digest all of this. We will
digest all these results, the good, the bad. There's a
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lot of good and there's some bad, and we're just
gonna digest it all. Tomorrow. Be sad, we'll be happy.
Then we'll lick our wounds and we will move on. Now,
before we get to emails and other things, this hour,
I wanted to talk for a minute about justice because
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it is something you crave, and it is something I crave.
Human beings are born this way. We want justice in
our society and really in everything. We crave justice. We
want things to be I hate this word. We want
things to be fair, things should be just, things should
be fair right. And when we see injustice, it fills
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us with righteous anger. And that's good. I'm glad you
feel that way. And COVID is one of those things,
the COVID era that irks us so so badly, because
the injustice was widespread, and the injustice was done to
us by institutions. We should be able to trust. The
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federal government turned against us during COVID, our medical institutions,
maybe even your personal doctor turned against us during COVID.
Maybe you lost a parent, may maybe they were given
something they shouldn't have been given. Maybe maybe they were
denied something they should have been given. Maybe you had
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to say goodbye to a loved one over a zoom call.
But maybe your child missed out on graduation sports. I'm
in a red area. They took down the outdoor basketball
hoops around here. So much injustice. Maybe you are vaccine injured,
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or are related or know somebody who is. Maybe God forbid,
you even lost someone because of that experimental shot. So
much injustice and injustice that you never get over. Let's
be honest. If you're listening to the sound of my
voice right now and you had to say goodbye to
your wife over a zoom call because of COVID, that
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kind of I was gonna say, bitterness. I don't want
to put that on you. Sadness, that kind of simmering
anger that doesn't have fully go away. You want someone
to pay a price of some kind for that. Someone
has to pay a price, And as we've talked about before,
you deserve a reckoning. You do. The people who did
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this to you, and they are people, people with names.
The people who did this to you should be held
to account. Now there's should and then there's will. They
should be held to account. But I think, look, you're
old enough. You know you're never going to get the
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justice you deserve. If you were harmed by all this,
maybe lost your job, but whatever, you're never going to
get the justice you deserve. The people who had you
fired will not be fired. The people who killed your
father will not die. The people who wreck this and
wreck that and wreck that, they won't go to prison.
In fact, what's even worse, many of them will get richer,
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probably already are richer. I know it sucks. It's so wrong.
It's not justice. You're never going to get the justice
you deserve. I'm never going to get the justice I deserve.
But when we get little inklings of something, I try
to jump on it because I know you crave it
and I crave it too. I want my justice. I'm
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never going to get my jail time, my bankruptcies, but
I want my freaking justice. It's just a couple little
bits of it, all right. Headline Pfizer profit dip on
lower COVID nineteen related sales. I know that's not enough. Well,
they already made billions. I know, I know, I got it.
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At least it's something. At least it's something. Gretchen Whitmer,
she was the governor of Michigan. Governor Ratchet. She was
a horrible tyrant during COVID. She also has dreams of
higher office one day, and she was terrible to the
wonderful people of Michigan. Is she in jail?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Is she ever going to be prosecuted for the crime
she committed. No, Nope, she's not going to be bankrupt either.
It's not gonna happen. But at least this is something.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We had to eat outside, but we were in inside
pods outside.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well that was a bit weird, I'll be honest.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But if I was allowed to be inside outside, why
couldn't I just be inside inside?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Because you were inside outside with just your small group
of people and the servers and buzzers. Listen, Caleb, none
of us wants to go back and relive that we
were doing the best we could with very little or
very bad information.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, we had all kinds of good information. You called
them conspiracy theorists and got them banned from YouTube. We
had all kinds of good information, all kinds of people
were out there telling the truth. They were all censored
and banned and told to shut up, and all the
people who were lying were lifted up. Now is Gretchen
Whitber getting asked uncomfortable question on Caleb Hammer's podcast? Is
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that justice? Of course not. It's not close to enough.
It's something. What else do we have, what else do
we have to cling to? It's something. Andrew Cuomo, former
governor of New York City, Andrew Cuomo, I said it then,
I will say it again now is as responsible for
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as many deaths of his citizens as any governor in
the history of the United States of America. The conservative
estimate is fifteen thousand elderly people died in nursing homes
because Andrew Cuomo put COVID positive people in the homes
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with them, the only people who were vulnerable, the only
people who were vulnerable Andrew Cuomo attached a COVID patient
to their hip. Fifteen thousand dead. Now, maybe you're listening
to me right now from New York. Maybe you're upstate,
maybe you're in New York City wherever. Maybe maybe one
of those people was your parent or a grandparent. You're
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not going to get justice. Andrew Cuomo is not going
to go to prison for what he did to your grandparent.
And Andrew Cuomo what he says here on Fox News,
I understand it's not genuine. It's a last ditch effort
to get Republicans to vote for him rather than stay home.
He's trying to win this election against Mam Donnie. I
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know all the reasons I got it. I know it's
not enough. I know it's not genuine, but something at
least nobody knew what we were dealing with.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I had the best health experts from around the globe
giving us advice. We followed the best advice. We followed
the federal guidance, and people died in a horrific way.
There were no visitors allowed into nursing homes. And I
apologize for any family that lost a loved one during
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that time. It was on my watch, and I understand
how terrible it was.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is that the lamest apology in the world. Ay. I
followed the experts, we followed the federal governments, and I
had experts whatever, but also super Sorry, that's not justice.
I know it's better than we had yesterday. I try
to cling to any little bit of COVID justice i
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possibly can, because I am still I don't know that
I'm ever going to get over it. I am still
so angry at what these people did to our country
on purpose. And remember, we're not over it. We're not
over it financially. Why do you think it is that
your money is worth twenty to twenty five percent less
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now than it was pre COVID. You're not over it.
Look at your bills, Look at how much money you
have left over. Look at the cost of groceries. Now,
that's COVID, that's the United States of America intentionally shutting
down its economy for a chest cold. I understand it's
a bad chess cold, but you never shut down your
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economy on purpose. What kind of lunacy is that? But
we did it. We're not done. We're still paying every
single day for it. And that's just the financial cost.
What about the cost of trust in our society? How
many people out there are completely distrustful of everything now,
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all their institutions, they hate them all. Maybe it's you, Honestly,
it's probably me. If I'm being honest, how long does
that last? How long do the after shocks of COVID last?
It'll be decades. I will never get over it. I
don't know whether I'm going to die tomorrow or whether
I'm going to die twenty thirty years from now, but
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I do know this. I will never be over the
fact that our country, the Land of the Free, stopped
itself on purpose because of a virus. Jess. All right,
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dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. He doesn't care
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is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. Reminding
you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
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dot com. And I'm gonna get to those in a moment.
But there is there's a story out and I just
want to dig into it briefly. Here. The story is
fugitive Democrat official flees to Mexico after elderly fraud charges.
All right, I don't I'm not gonna talk about the
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story itself. That doesn't matter at all. I want to
talk about running from the law. I want to talk
about first, what would be your plan as soon as
I see flee to Mexico? All right, do you have
a fake passport? If you do, how do you acquire
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a fake passport? I see all these Chris, don't shake
your head when we dig into these things. Is this
something that I could get? Not that I want a
fake passport? But Chris, let me ask you, do you
people have connections? Could I get? Do you think in
all serious is do you think you could get a
fake passport if you want them to? Chris said, they're
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really complicated. That was my thing. They are really complicated.
They use special paper in holograms. Nothing's impossible, but they're
supposed to be extremely difficult to copy. Okay, so let's
you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna set aside
the passport because let's assume unless you're some kind of
super spy that you can't get a hold of a
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fake passport. Let's set that aside. That means you're kind
of stuck with Mexico, right, it's Mexico or Canada. You're
not going to go to Canada. Not that there's anything
against Canada, but what kind of fugitive escapes to Canada.
You have to go down to Mexico where the bandidos are.
Of course, you escape to Mexico, where do you go?
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Do you go to a big city. Do you go
to Mexico City and try to blend in? Chris says,
you go all the way south, you go further south.
I don't think the proximity's helping you. You know where
I would go, Chris. I would go to a tourist
town and I would be a scuba instructor or something
something that's exactly right. They all speak English. I'll be
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nice to everybody. I'll rent out jet skis or something.
And you know how much I love Hawaiian shirts and
things like that. How long do you think you could
stay on the lamb? I love using that term too.
On the lamb you would have to change your name,
of course what Chris Chris said he could do it
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for twenty years and I could do it for two minutes.
First of all, that's a little rude. There are tall
people in Mexico too. I'm not the only tall person
out there. I would have to be more selective, maybe,
you know you know what? No, no, no, not the beach.
The mountains. Mexico has mountains. Who's gonna come looking for
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me in a mountain town in Mexico. I'll pick avocados
or something. I'll give people hiking tours. I am curious,
not that I'm ever going to be able to find out,
Lord Willing, although I take that back. If the Democrats
get elected again, I'll probably have to go on the run.
Oh how long could I last? I am so fascinated
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by this. What Chris get a boat and go out
the seat. I've thought about this before, as I've daydreamed
about escaping from the law. I thought about the boat concept.
Every guy on the planet, young and old, has thought
about the boat concept. Here's my problem with it. Where
are you going in the boat? You don't know. You
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can't just live on the water. You were going to
have to refuel, You have boat maintenance. You have to
get food. You can't live on the water. You're not aquaman,
You're not a sperm whale. Okay, you have to have
a port. What port do you trust? You can't just
cruise your boat into any port. It might the cops
might be waiting there for you. They don't know. You
can't the boat. It would be part of any escape
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plan because it's cool, But you can't live on the boat.
Maybe you keep the boat close to the water if
you have to escape, If you smell the heat around
the corner. That's another line from the movie Heat that
you missed, Chris. That's actually where the movie got its
name from. It's one of the legendary scenes. Sorry if
I'm spoiling it for you, but I gave you three
days to watch the movie. I'm not line though. I'm
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telling you the truth. I am ruining every wonderful part
of this movie for you. And it's so great you
still should watch it. But the more I'm thinking about Heat,
I am curious. I am curious. How long could I last?
How long could I last on the run from the law? Look,
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you have to understand concepts like your phone is a
tracking device, so you're not gonna have that tool. You
can't your phone cannot be on you or you're going down.
All these morons get get burned because they keep their
phones on them. Your car is probably a tracking device
unless it's old enough. They have every car it's got
GPS is the new two that bet. So you don't
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have your car, you don't have your phone. What are
you doing for cash? What do you do? How do
you even get across in Mexico? If you cross in
the wrong place in Mexico. You've got your cash on you.
The banditos are just gonna kill you and take it
from you. I don't know, I don't know. Maybe North
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is the key. There are more mountains in Canada. I
have winter clothes. I know how to survive in the wilderness,
at least for a while. I'm not the Grizzly Adams,
but I can survive at least for a while. Anyway,
the story made me think I probably should get to
some emails and get off of this particular subject. Even
your puretok phone is gonna have to go, and that
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sucks because of all the savings. You were saving so
much money when you switched from Verizon A or T
Mobile and you switch to Puretalk. You saved the fortune
and you were proud to support a veteran led company,
and you were proud to support a company that hires Americans.
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But you have to give it up now because the
government is tracking your phone pings. For those of us
who aren't on the run yet, we should switch to
Pure Talk. You should switch. I have already switched. Not
to rub it in your face, whole family of four,
we were all at T Mobile. Sorry about that. I
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know it's terrible. We switched to pure talk. Our bill
got cut clean and half clean and half. You can
have that as well. Until you go on the run
from the law. You have to pick up your phone
and dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly.
Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, you want a
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new phone? Fine? You want to keep your phone? Fine
to leave it behind when you go on the run. Anyway,
Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Switch to peertalk.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday.
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Before we get to the emails,
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we were discussing things during the break, just trying to
work this out, and Jewish producer Chris brought up a
very excellent point. I want to give him credit for it.
If you knock off a bank, how much do you
need to take in order to make it worth it.
Here's the way I have it figured, Chris, and I
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learned this from watching the movie Heat, which you haven't
watched yet. The guy who brings you the bank who
brings you, let's say, the bank blueprints. That's part of
the movie heat too. He brings you the bank blueprints.
He also knows how much money the bank has. He
has to get a cut. He's got to get a
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generous cuts. You know, you're gonna have to cut him in.
Maybe that's ten percent, maybe that's twenty percent. All right, Now,
in order to rob a bank, you have to get
into the vault to make it worth it. This is
not the kind of thing that happens anymore, so you
don't have to worry about it, at least not often.
But you can't go into the bank and stick your
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gun in the face of the teller, because you're gonna
walk away with three hundred dollars and you're going to
get arrested at a gas station two blocks away. Either
you get into the vault and clean out the vault,
or don't go into the bank. But this is remember
an extremely cashless era we live in. In fact, I
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was just going over this with my sons. They had
a twenty on them and they ran into a business
that didn't take cash, and they were mortified. And I
was explaining, son, it's getting to be more and more
cashless society. So the days of a bank, even a
big one, having millions and millions of dollars sitting in
the bank vault. They're gone. Let's assume your intelligence guy
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got you the blueprints and the bank that had millions
and millions of dollars. Let's assume that you have to
get into the vault, because you do. You can't do
that alone. You heard me and BK talking about it.
You've got to have a wheelman. You're gonna have to
have multiple people inside of the bank. A bank with
millions of dollars, Chris, I learned all this from watching heat.
You would know all this. If the bank has millions
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of dollars, there's going to be security. You're gonna have
to tie down security. If you're not some mass murderer,
and I hope you're not, you don't want anybody to
get hurt. Someone's gonna have to handle the zip ties.
Someone's gonna have to do. You understand logistically, Now, let's
be generous and assume you can get into the vault.
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You have a plan to load the money up, which
again is big and heavy. If there's a significant quantity
of it. You have a plan to load the money
up and get out. How many people are we talking,
that's four or five at least, I would assume maybe
even more. Well, they're all getting to cut too. Now
you have the planner who's getting a cut, you have
all the people involved who are getting a cut. I've
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thought about this. Then it's a If it's a robbery
like that, they almost always get caught. Why is it
that historically most of the big, big big heights, it's
like ninety percent. I don't have a percentage, but it's
really really almost every one of them they get caught.
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Because when you steal a lot of money, you get
powerful interests wanting punishment and wanting the money back. You
knock off of seven eleven for two hundred dollars, By
the way, please don't do any of this. You knock
off of seven eleven for two hundred dollars, maybe you
get away scott free. Who's going to track down the
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two hundred dollars? You knock off bank for ten million?
Powerful people want to come looking for that ten million dollars?
What does that mean for you? After you've paid the
guy who put it together, after you've paid off your crew,
you now have to get enough money to facilitate travel
slash hiding out some other place. Then Remember, you're not
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going to go to some other place and go to
work as an accountant somewhere you unless you're planning on
being a bandit where you're going have to have enough
to pay off the guy who put it together, pay
off the crew, facilitate the travel, and then retire on
whatever your standard of living happens to be. I don't
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know a bank robber's standard of living. I would assume
it's okay. I just don't know the I don't know
the income levels we're talking about here. I think you
got to walk away with two million dollars. Chris said,
more no, no, no, no, no, you're not living in America,
but not living in New York City. They'll find you eventually.
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We got you gotta start thinking south. You're going south.
You're going to Mexico. You're going somewhere in Latin America.
You're going one of those German communities in Argentina. You're
going someplace where you can live relatively anonymously and fairly cheaply.
You walk out there with two million, Let's say, after
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you've paid everyone off, you've got a million left. You
got to live on that the rest of your life. Now,
I know, a million dollars is a lot of money.
I don't have it sitting around in my back pocket,
but in a in a poor country, you could do it.
We lived like kings in Thailand on the weekend and
we were all dirt, poor Marines. You go out get
a beer for like fifty cents, that just doesn't cost anything.
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I think. I think you got to walk out of
that bank vault with two million dollars for yourself. I do.
That's where I think I'm at it. Glad we work
this out, Jesse. In your Monday of you with Klay Travis,
you guys were riffing on fathers and the legacies they
left for you both. I'm a father of two young boys,
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four and a half and eight months, and I wondered
if you have any advice on how to know if
I'm being a good dad. I know you're being a
good dad. Do you know how? I know? Because you
cared enough to ask, buddy. I have two sons, as
you know, and they mean the world to me. But
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I have this I'm not an anxiety ridden persons as
you know. It's just not how I'm built. But I
do have these little little brief moments of I won't
say panic of something almost overwhelms me from time to time,
these brief moments, maybe I should call it panic. I
have these brief moments where I think to myself, did
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I do enough? Did I screw them up with all
the things that are wrong with me? Did I influence
them the wrong way? Am I not doing something I
should be doing? And then you know what else we
do as parents? Mothers do this too. You know what
else we do? We look at what other people are
doing parenting, maybe stuff we're not doing, and we think
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to ourselves, well, crap, I'm not doing that, so I'm
not as good of a parent as they are. It
happened to me not long ago. I had a guy
he was it was a really cool idea. He was
building a shed by hand with his son as a
father's son project. I'm talking doing all the measurements, boilting
it all together, a wood shed by hand, and he
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was chronicling the whole thing. Was a wonderful idea. By
the way, I'm not talking on them at all, But
as I watched it, I was like, man, that's really cool.
And then I thought to myself, I've never done that.
I'm worthless. You know, you just have that brief but
you're not the fact that you care enough to even ask.
You're doing just fine. You're not perfect, and you won't be.
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You're doing just fine. Take hard in this. You don't
have it as hard as Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Want to be professional, at least I did. I wanted
to be taken seriously. But there is the expectation that's
there's a level of femininity to being the first Lady,
and as a black woman, I felt that I had
to make sure that people could see my feminine side. Man.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That must have been so tough for her. She was
a first Lady, but she couldn't just sit back and
enjoy it. She had to act like a woman and
that had to be pretty tough. That had to be
extremely difficult. And it's way harder when you're black, of course,
because apparently, according to Michelle Obama, that's less feminine. I'm
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not sure how how you could get there. Is there
anything more miserable than Michelle Obama's grievance tour she can't
seem to get off of in her later years? Is
this awful? Lady? Go retire with your millions and leave
us all alone. You can probably even get a fake passport.
We have one segment left. Hang on, you're listening to
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the Oracle. You love this one. It's a scream baby
the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
That was a lot of bank robbery talk. I'm not
exactly sure why I went there, but it's because I'm
stupid and I daydream a lot. You can email the
show your love, your hate, your death threats, whatever you'd
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like Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I take such
pleasure in watching communists squirm. Now communists on the television
because they can't tell outright lies. Ever since Donald Trump
started suing these media companies when they just told outright
lies and then winning millions of dollars, they have started
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to be afraid. Understand of the afraid. No one wants
to write a check for ten, fifteen, twenty million dollars.
They're afraid. But that's not just the best part. The
best part is watching how upset they are that they
can't lie like they've always lied. I remember I think
it was Scott Pelly with CBS after sixty minutes. Lied.
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They edited that Kamala Harris interview to make her look
smarter than she was before the election. That's electioneering. They lied,
told an outright lie to the audience. Trump sued him,
had to settle. They settled, give him bunch of money,
and Scott Pelly got up. I think it was at
a graduation and told the students of journalisms under attack.
I saw people I forget. I think maybe it was
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CNN go online and say, how are we supposed to
do our jobs? I think that might have been Chuck Todd.
Think how bonkers that is to come out and admit
that if we can't tell outright lies, we can't even
do journalism. It drives them up the wall. The view
is something that gets played often everywhere in conservative circles,
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and for very good reason. I should point out. It
is powerful with the demographic of person who is responsible
largely for the torching of the United States of America.
The liberal white woman. I know you don't watch the view.
I don't watch the view. The liberal white woman who
hates herself, her husband, her children, in her country. She
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consumes the view, she eats it up eats it up.
She loves it. And they sit down at this table
and they tell these huge, outright lies all the time,
and the liberal white woman sits at home sniffing xanax
believing them. And these liars on the view are so
(30:52):
aggravated that now they have to keep adding these legal
notes every time they lie. This is just I. I
enjoyed it a great deal.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
And he said that Joe Biden didn't know who he
was partnering using an autopen? How come you don't know
who this guy is?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Does he use an auto?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Let me let me with the judge the meetings that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
That was Woopy Goldberg coming out up late again, just
so you can hear, was not joking. Came out. Why
do you pardon? Why did Donald Trump partner? Whoop be?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
And he said that Joe Biden didn't know who he
was partnering using an autopen?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
How come you don't know who this guy is?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Does he use an auto?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
That's a whoope said? You heard it? Not kidding, that's
what she said, Libroyant. Peggy's sitting at home. I knew it.
I knew Trump used the auto pen. Then they cut
scene and come back, someone hands whoop be a note,
a note she has to read.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
With the judge the meetings that are they're supposed to
go to when they're listening to what the hell what hello?
When Sunny passes notes.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
We don't know if pen use, if Trump used an autopen.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Apart it was a joke.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
We don't know if Trump used an autopen our line,
but we do know that he didn't know who that
crypto GID was.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, I'm sorry. You know, the hardest thing about this
job now is no one understands nuance.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's not the hardest part of the job. Whood be
to be honest. The hardest part of the job is
you have made a living telling gigantic lies to a
gullible audience of miserable communists, liberal white women. That's how
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you've made your living for years and years and years.
You lie like you breathe. Now, now you can't do it,
or if you do it now, you're going to have
to issue a legal note. Makes you look dumb, It
makes you look dishonest. That's why you're tearing up the
legal node on camera. That's why you're aggravated. And this
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is what being litigious has brought us. It's one of
the great legacies. It's not appreciated enough right now. It's
one of the great legacies that Donald Trump will pass
down to future generations of Republicans. When the media, when
they tell big, outright lies about you, sue them, sue
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The Communists just cannot handle being called on it. It's amazing.
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had a dream last night that you died. You were
in cahoots with the Chinese mafia. Frankly, it seemed like
you were actually the bad guy in the situation and
did them dirty. I can't say I'm totally surprised. A
you know, that's not right. And now here's a headline
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by go you know, you know the thing headlines We
didn't get to Trump on Venezuela. Maduro's days are numbered,
but no war. Essentially, Donald Trump has put out a large,
large bounty and there's going to be somebody inside Venezuela
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who wants to collect that bounty. Think how uncomfortable Maduro
is every night he goes to sleep. Oh boy, North
Korea sends five thousand construction troops to Russia. How bad
would it suck to be in North Korea? Not only
are you in North Korea and it sucks and you're
starving and you're essentially a slave at all times, they
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may come snatch you up and send you to Russia.
In November, new Pentagon rules will supercharge the exit of
transgenders from the military. We are at a place where
we have to waste valuable time. I'm purging mentally ill
people from the military because when Democrats get elected, they
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fill up the military with mentally ill people. What a
bonker's place to be as a country. Vogue tells women
that being partnered with a boyfriend is no longer considered
an achievement. It's good news for feminists. Vatican's chief astronomer
discusses how the Church would baptize space aliens. You know,
(36:28):
we don't all have to comment on everything at all times.
California to decide the fate of Prop fifty and potentially
the US House majority. I am not hopeful, but we
can all cross our fingers and hope California does something.
Now I'm leaving you, but just for a day. I'll
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be back tomorrow. We'll do it again, that's all
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Tuesday in election day. Just reminding you, tomorrow
is today. We will digest all of this. We will
digest all these results, the good, the bad. There's a
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lot of good and there's some bad, and we're just
gonna digest it all. Tomorrow. Be sad, we'll be happy.
Then we'll lick our wounds and we will move on. Now,
before we get to emails and other things, this hour,
I wanted to talk for a minute about justice because
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it is something you crave, and it is something I crave.
Human beings are born this way. We want justice in
our society and really in everything. We crave justice. We
want things to be I hate this word. We want
things to be fair, things should be just, things should
be fair right. And when we see injustice, it fills
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us with righteous anger. And that's good. I'm glad you
feel that way. And COVID is one of those things,
the COVID era that irks us so so badly, because
the injustice was widespread, and the injustice was done to
us by institutions. We should be able to trust. The
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federal government turned against us during COVID, our medical institutions,
maybe even your personal doctor turned against us during COVID.
Maybe you lost a parent, may maybe they were given
something they shouldn't have been given. Maybe maybe they were
denied something they should have been given. Maybe you had
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to say goodbye to a loved one over a zoom call.
But maybe your child missed out on graduation sports. I'm
in a red area. They took down the outdoor basketball
hoops around here. So much injustice. Maybe you are vaccine injured,
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or are related or know somebody who is. Maybe God forbid,
you even lost someone because of that experimental shot. So
much injustice and injustice that you never get over. Let's
be honest. If you're listening to the sound of my
voice right now and you had to say goodbye to
your wife over a zoom call because of COVID, that
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kind of I was gonna say, bitterness. I don't want
to put that on you. Sadness, that kind of simmering
anger that doesn't have fully go away. You want someone
to pay a price of some kind for that. Someone
has to pay a price, And as we've talked about before,
you deserve a reckoning. You do. The people who did
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this to you, and they are people, people with names.
The people who did this to you should be held
to account. Now there's should and then there's will. They
should be held to account. But I think, look, you're
old enough. You know you're never going to get the
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justice you deserve. If you were harmed by all this,
maybe lost your job, but whatever, you're never going to
get the justice you deserve. The people who had you
fired will not be fired. The people who killed your
father will not die. The people who wreck this and
wreck that and wreck that, they won't go to prison.
In fact, what's even worse, many of them will get richer,
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probably already are richer. I know it sucks. It's so wrong.
It's not justice. You're never going to get the justice
you deserve. I'm never going to get the justice I deserve.
But when we get little inklings of something, I try
to jump on it because I know you crave it
and I crave it too. I want my justice. I'm
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never going to get my jail time, my bankruptcies, but
I want my freaking justice. It's just a couple little
bits of it, all right. Headline Pfizer profit dip on
lower COVID nineteen related sales. I know that's not enough. Well,
they already made billions. I know, I know, I got it.
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At least it's something. At least it's something. Gretchen Whitmer,
she was the governor of Michigan. Governor Ratchet. She was
a horrible tyrant during COVID. She also has dreams of
higher office one day, and she was terrible to the
wonderful people of Michigan. Is she in jail?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Is she ever going to be prosecuted for the crime
she committed. No, Nope, she's not going to be bankrupt either.
It's not gonna happen. But at least this is something.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
We had to eat outside, but we were in inside
pods outside.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well that was a bit weird, I'll be honest.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But if I was allowed to be inside outside, why
couldn't I just be inside inside?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Because you were inside outside with just your small group
of people and the servers and buzzers. Listen, Caleb, none
of us wants to go back and relive that we
were doing the best we could with very little or
very bad information.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, we had all kinds of good information. You called
them conspiracy theorists and got them banned from YouTube. We
had all kinds of good information, all kinds of people
were out there telling the truth. They were all censored
and banned and told to shut up, and all the
people who were lying were lifted up. Now is Gretchen
Whitber getting asked uncomfortable question on Caleb Hammer's podcast? Is
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that justice? Of course not. It's not close to enough.
It's something. What else do we have, what else do
we have to cling to? It's something. Andrew Cuomo, former
governor of New York City, Andrew Cuomo, I said it then,
I will say it again now is as responsible for
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as many deaths of his citizens as any governor in
the history of the United States of America. The conservative
estimate is fifteen thousand elderly people died in nursing homes
because Andrew Cuomo put COVID positive people in the homes
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with them, the only people who were vulnerable, the only
people who were vulnerable Andrew Cuomo attached a COVID patient
to their hip. Fifteen thousand dead. Now, maybe you're listening
to me right now from New York. Maybe you're upstate,
maybe you're in New York City wherever. Maybe maybe one
of those people was your parent or a grandparent. You're
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not going to get justice. Andrew Cuomo is not going
to go to prison for what he did to your grandparent.
And Andrew Cuomo what he says here on Fox News,
I understand it's not genuine. It's a last ditch effort
to get Republicans to vote for him rather than stay home.
He's trying to win this election against Mam Donnie. I
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know all the reasons I got it. I know it's
not enough. I know it's not genuine, but something at
least nobody knew what we were dealing with.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I had the best health experts from around the globe
giving us advice. We followed the best advice. We followed
the federal guidance, and people died in a horrific way.
There were no visitors allowed into nursing homes. And I
apologize for any family that lost a loved one during
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that time. It was on my watch, and I understand
how terrible it was.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is that the lamest apology in the world. Ay. I
followed the experts, we followed the federal governments, and I
had experts whatever, but also super Sorry, that's not justice.
I know it's better than we had yesterday. I try
to cling to any little bit of COVID justice i
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possibly can, because I am still I don't know that
I'm ever going to get over it. I am still
so angry at what these people did to our country
on purpose. And remember, we're not over it. We're not
over it financially. Why do you think it is that
your money is worth twenty to twenty five percent less
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now than it was pre COVID. You're not over it.
Look at your bills, Look at how much money you
have left over. Look at the cost of groceries. Now,
that's COVID, that's the United States of America intentionally shutting
down its economy for a chest cold. I understand it's
a bad chess cold, but you never shut down your
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economy on purpose. What kind of lunacy is that? But
we did it. We're not done. We're still paying every
single day for it. And that's just the financial cost.
What about the cost of trust in our society? How
many people out there are completely distrustful of everything now,
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all their institutions, they hate them all. Maybe it's you, Honestly,
it's probably me. If I'm being honest, how long does
that last? How long do the after shocks of COVID last?
It'll be decades. I will never get over it. I
don't know whether I'm going to die tomorrow or whether
I'm going to die twenty thirty years from now, but
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I do know this. I will never be over the
fact that our country, the Land of the Free, stopped
itself on purpose because of a virus. Jess. All right,
now here's some good news. The good news is we
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dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. He doesn't care
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is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. Reminding
you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
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dot com. And I'm gonna get to those in a moment.
But there is there's a story out and I just
want to dig into it briefly. Here. The story is
fugitive Democrat official flees to Mexico after elderly fraud charges.
All right, I don't I'm not gonna talk about the
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story itself. That doesn't matter at all. I want to
talk about running from the law. I want to talk
about first, what would be your plan as soon as
I see flee to Mexico? All right, do you have
a fake passport? If you do, how do you acquire
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a fake passport? I see all these Chris, don't shake
your head when we dig into these things. Is this
something that I could get? Not that I want a
fake passport? But Chris, let me ask you, do you
people have connections? Could I get? Do you think in
all serious is do you think you could get a
fake passport if you want them to? Chris said, they're
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really complicated. That was my thing. They are really complicated.
They use special paper in holograms. Nothing's impossible, but they're
supposed to be extremely difficult to copy. Okay, so let's
you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna set aside
the passport because let's assume unless you're some kind of
super spy that you can't get a hold of a
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fake passport. Let's set that aside. That means you're kind
of stuck with Mexico, right, it's Mexico or Canada. You're
not going to go to Canada. Not that there's anything
against Canada, but what kind of fugitive escapes to Canada.
You have to go down to Mexico where the bandidos are.
Of course, you escape to Mexico, where do you go?
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Do you go to a big city. Do you go
to Mexico City and try to blend in? Chris says,
you go all the way south, you go further south.
I don't think the proximity's helping you. You know where
I would go, Chris. I would go to a tourist
town and I would be a scuba instructor or something
something that's exactly right. They all speak English. I'll be
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nice to everybody. I'll rent out jet skis or something.
And you know how much I love Hawaiian shirts and
things like that. How long do you think you could
stay on the lamb? I love using that term too.
On the lamb you would have to change your name,
of course what Chris Chris said he could do it
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for twenty years and I could do it for two minutes.
First of all, that's a little rude. There are tall
people in Mexico too. I'm not the only tall person
out there. I would have to be more selective, maybe,
you know you know what? No, no, no, not the beach.
The mountains. Mexico has mountains. Who's gonna come looking for
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me in a mountain town in Mexico. I'll pick avocados
or something. I'll give people hiking tours. I am curious,
not that I'm ever going to be able to find out,
Lord Willing, although I take that back. If the Democrats
get elected again, I'll probably have to go on the run.
Oh how long could I last? I am so fascinated
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by this. What Chris get a boat and go out
the seat. I've thought about this before, as I've daydreamed
about escaping from the law. I thought about the boat concept.
Every guy on the planet, young and old, has thought
about the boat concept. Here's my problem with it. Where
are you going in the boat? You don't know. You
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can't just live on the water. You were going to
have to refuel, You have boat maintenance. You have to
get food. You can't live on the water. You're not aquaman,
You're not a sperm whale. Okay, you have to have
a port. What port do you trust? You can't just
cruise your boat into any port. It might the cops
might be waiting there for you. They don't know. You
can't the boat. It would be part of any escape
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plan because it's cool, But you can't live on the boat.
Maybe you keep the boat close to the water if
you have to escape, If you smell the heat around
the corner. That's another line from the movie Heat that
you missed, Chris. That's actually where the movie got its
name from. It's one of the legendary scenes. Sorry if
I'm spoiling it for you, but I gave you three
days to watch the movie. I'm not line though. I'm
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telling you the truth. I am ruining every wonderful part
of this movie for you. And it's so great you
still should watch it. But the more I'm thinking about Heat,
I am curious. I am curious. How long could I last?
How long could I last on the run from the law? Look,
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you have to understand concepts like your phone is a
tracking device, so you're not gonna have that tool. You
can't your phone cannot be on you or you're going down.
All these morons get get burned because they keep their
phones on them. Your car is probably a tracking device
unless it's old enough. They have every car it's got
GPS is the new two that bet. So you don't
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have your car, you don't have your phone. What are
you doing for cash? What do you do? How do
you even get across in Mexico? If you cross in
the wrong place in Mexico. You've got your cash on you.
The banditos are just gonna kill you and take it
from you. I don't know, I don't know. Maybe North
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is the key. There are more mountains in Canada. I
have winter clothes. I know how to survive in the wilderness,
at least for a while. I'm not the Grizzly Adams,
but I can survive at least for a while. Anyway,
the story made me think I probably should get to
some emails and get off of this particular subject. Even
your puretok phone is gonna have to go, and that
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sucks because of all the savings. You were saving so
much money when you switched from Verizon A or T
Mobile and you switch to Puretalk. You saved the fortune
and you were proud to support a veteran led company,
and you were proud to support a company that hires Americans.
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But you have to give it up now because the
government is tracking your phone pings. For those of us
who aren't on the run yet, we should switch to
Pure Talk. You should switch. I have already switched. Not
to rub it in your face, whole family of four,
we were all at T Mobile. Sorry about that. I
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know it's terrible. We switched to pure talk. Our bill
got cut clean and half clean and half. You can
have that as well. Until you go on the run
from the law. You have to pick up your phone
and dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly.
Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, you want a
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new phone? Fine? You want to keep your phone? Fine
to leave it behind when you go on the run. Anyway,
Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Switch to peertalk.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday.
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Before we get to the emails,
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we were discussing things during the break, just trying to
work this out, and Jewish producer Chris brought up a
very excellent point. I want to give him credit for it.
If you knock off a bank, how much do you
need to take in order to make it worth it.
Here's the way I have it figured, Chris, and I
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learned this from watching the movie Heat, which you haven't
watched yet. The guy who brings you the bank who
brings you, let's say, the bank blueprints. That's part of
the movie heat too. He brings you the bank blueprints.
He also knows how much money the bank has. He
has to get a cut. He's got to get a
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generous cuts. You know, you're gonna have to cut him in.
Maybe that's ten percent, maybe that's twenty percent. All right, Now,
in order to rob a bank, you have to get
into the vault to make it worth it. This is
not the kind of thing that happens anymore, so you
don't have to worry about it, at least not often.
But you can't go into the bank and stick your
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gun in the face of the teller, because you're gonna
walk away with three hundred dollars and you're going to
get arrested at a gas station two blocks away. Either
you get into the vault and clean out the vault,
or don't go into the bank. But this is remember
an extremely cashless era we live in. In fact, I
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was just going over this with my sons. They had
a twenty on them and they ran into a business
that didn't take cash, and they were mortified. And I
was explaining, son, it's getting to be more and more
cashless society. So the days of a bank, even a
big one, having millions and millions of dollars sitting in
the bank vault. They're gone. Let's assume your intelligence guy
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got you the blueprints and the bank that had millions
and millions of dollars. Let's assume that you have to
get into the vault, because you do. You can't do
that alone. You heard me and BK talking about it.
You've got to have a wheelman. You're gonna have to
have multiple people inside of the bank. A bank with
millions of dollars, Chris, I learned all this from watching heat.
You would know all this. If the bank has millions
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of dollars, there's going to be security. You're gonna have
to tie down security. If you're not some mass murderer,
and I hope you're not, you don't want anybody to
get hurt. Someone's gonna have to handle the zip ties.
Someone's gonna have to do. You understand logistically, Now, let's
be generous and assume you can get into the vault.
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You have a plan to load the money up, which
again is big and heavy. If there's a significant quantity
of it. You have a plan to load the money
up and get out. How many people are we talking,
that's four or five at least, I would assume maybe
even more. Well, they're all getting to cut too. Now
you have the planner who's getting a cut, you have
all the people involved who are getting a cut. I've
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thought about this. Then it's a If it's a robbery
like that, they almost always get caught. Why is it
that historically most of the big, big big heights, it's
like ninety percent. I don't have a percentage, but it's
really really almost every one of them they get caught.
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Because when you steal a lot of money, you get
powerful interests wanting punishment and wanting the money back. You
knock off of seven eleven for two hundred dollars, By
the way, please don't do any of this. You knock
off of seven eleven for two hundred dollars, maybe you
get away scott free. Who's going to track down the
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two hundred dollars? You knock off bank for ten million?
Powerful people want to come looking for that ten million dollars?
What does that mean for you? After you've paid the
guy who put it together, after you've paid off your crew,
you now have to get enough money to facilitate travel
slash hiding out some other place. Then Remember, you're not
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going to go to some other place and go to
work as an accountant somewhere you unless you're planning on
being a bandit where you're going have to have enough
to pay off the guy who put it together, pay
off the crew, facilitate the travel, and then retire on
whatever your standard of living happens to be. I don't
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know a bank robber's standard of living. I would assume
it's okay. I just don't know the I don't know
the income levels we're talking about here. I think you
got to walk away with two million dollars. Chris said,
more no, no, no, no, no, you're not living in America,
but not living in New York City. They'll find you eventually.
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We got you gotta start thinking south. You're going south.
You're going to Mexico. You're going somewhere in Latin America.
You're going one of those German communities in Argentina. You're
going someplace where you can live relatively anonymously and fairly cheaply.
You walk out there with two million, Let's say, after
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you've paid everyone off, you've got a million left. You
got to live on that the rest of your life. Now,
I know, a million dollars is a lot of money.
I don't have it sitting around in my back pocket,
but in a in a poor country, you could do it.
We lived like kings in Thailand on the weekend and
we were all dirt, poor Marines. You go out get
a beer for like fifty cents, that just doesn't cost anything.
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I think. I think you got to walk out of
that bank vault with two million dollars for yourself. I do.
That's where I think I'm at it. Glad we work
this out, Jesse. In your Monday of you with Klay Travis,
you guys were riffing on fathers and the legacies they
left for you both. I'm a father of two young boys,
(25:08):
four and a half and eight months, and I wondered
if you have any advice on how to know if
I'm being a good dad. I know you're being a
good dad. Do you know how? I know? Because you
cared enough to ask, buddy. I have two sons, as
you know, and they mean the world to me. But
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I have this I'm not an anxiety ridden persons as
you know. It's just not how I'm built. But I
do have these little little brief moments of I won't
say panic of something almost overwhelms me from time to time,
these brief moments, maybe I should call it panic. I
have these brief moments where I think to myself, did
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I do enough? Did I screw them up with all
the things that are wrong with me? Did I influence
them the wrong way? Am I not doing something I
should be doing? And then you know what else we
do as parents? Mothers do this too. You know what
else we do? We look at what other people are
doing parenting, maybe stuff we're not doing, and we think
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to ourselves, well, crap, I'm not doing that, so I'm
not as good of a parent as they are. It
happened to me not long ago. I had a guy
he was it was a really cool idea. He was
building a shed by hand with his son as a
father's son project. I'm talking doing all the measurements, boilting
it all together, a wood shed by hand, and he
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was chronicling the whole thing. Was a wonderful idea. By
the way, I'm not talking on them at all, But
as I watched it, I was like, man, that's really cool.
And then I thought to myself, I've never done that.
I'm worthless. You know, you just have that brief but
you're not the fact that you care enough to even ask.
You're doing just fine. You're not perfect, and you won't be.
(27:00):
You're doing just fine. Take hard in this. You don't
have it as hard as Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Want to be professional, at least I did. I wanted
to be taken seriously. But there is the expectation that's
there's a level of femininity to being the first Lady,
and as a black woman, I felt that I had
to make sure that people could see my feminine side. Man.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That must have been so tough for her. She was
a first Lady, but she couldn't just sit back and
enjoy it. She had to act like a woman and
that had to be pretty tough. That had to be
extremely difficult. And it's way harder when you're black, of course,
because apparently, according to Michelle Obama, that's less feminine. I'm
(27:49):
not sure how how you could get there. Is there
anything more miserable than Michelle Obama's grievance tour she can't
seem to get off of in her later years? Is
this awful? Lady? Go retire with your millions and leave
us all alone. You can probably even get a fake passport.
We have one segment left. Hang on, you're listening to
(28:12):
the Oracle. You love this one. It's a scream baby
the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday.
That was a lot of bank robbery talk. I'm not
exactly sure why I went there, but it's because I'm
stupid and I daydream a lot. You can email the
show your love, your hate, your death threats, whatever you'd
(28:34):
like Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I take such
pleasure in watching communists squirm. Now communists on the television
because they can't tell outright lies. Ever since Donald Trump
started suing these media companies when they just told outright
lies and then winning millions of dollars, they have started
(28:58):
to be afraid. Understand of the afraid. No one wants
to write a check for ten, fifteen, twenty million dollars.
They're afraid. But that's not just the best part. The
best part is watching how upset they are that they
can't lie like they've always lied. I remember I think
it was Scott Pelly with CBS after sixty minutes. Lied.
(29:21):
They edited that Kamala Harris interview to make her look
smarter than she was before the election. That's electioneering. They lied,
told an outright lie to the audience. Trump sued him,
had to settle. They settled, give him bunch of money,
and Scott Pelly got up. I think it was at
a graduation and told the students of journalisms under attack.
I saw people I forget. I think maybe it was
(29:43):
CNN go online and say, how are we supposed to
do our jobs? I think that might have been Chuck Todd.
Think how bonkers that is to come out and admit
that if we can't tell outright lies, we can't even
do journalism. It drives them up the wall. The view
is something that gets played often everywhere in conservative circles,
(30:07):
and for very good reason. I should point out. It
is powerful with the demographic of person who is responsible
largely for the torching of the United States of America.
The liberal white woman. I know you don't watch the view.
I don't watch the view. The liberal white woman who
hates herself, her husband, her children, in her country. She
(30:30):
consumes the view, she eats it up eats it up.
She loves it. And they sit down at this table
and they tell these huge, outright lies all the time,
and the liberal white woman sits at home sniffing xanax
believing them. And these liars on the view are so
(30:52):
aggravated that now they have to keep adding these legal
notes every time they lie. This is just I. I
enjoyed it a great deal.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
And he said that Joe Biden didn't know who he
was partnering using an autopen? How come you don't know
who this guy is?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Does he use an auto?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Let me let me with the judge the meetings that.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
That was Woopy Goldberg coming out up late again, just
so you can hear, was not joking. Came out. Why
do you pardon? Why did Donald Trump partner? Whoop be?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
And he said that Joe Biden didn't know who he
was partnering using an autopen?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
How come you don't know who this guy is?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Does he use an auto?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
That's a whoope said? You heard it? Not kidding, that's
what she said, Libroyant. Peggy's sitting at home. I knew it.
I knew Trump used the auto pen. Then they cut
scene and come back, someone hands whoop be a note,
a note she has to read.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
With the judge the meetings that are they're supposed to
go to when they're listening to what the hell what hello?
When Sunny passes notes.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
We don't know if pen use, if Trump used an autopen.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Apart it was a joke.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
We don't know if Trump used an autopen our line,
but we do know that he didn't know who that
crypto GID was.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, I'm sorry. You know, the hardest thing about this
job now is no one understands nuance.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's not the hardest part of the job. Whood be
to be honest. The hardest part of the job is
you have made a living telling gigantic lies to a
gullible audience of miserable communists, liberal white women. That's how
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you've made your living for years and years and years.
You lie like you breathe. Now, now you can't do it,
or if you do it now, you're going to have
to issue a legal note. Makes you look dumb, It
makes you look dishonest. That's why you're tearing up the
legal node on camera. That's why you're aggravated. And this
(33:09):
is what being litigious has brought us. It's one of
the great legacies. It's not appreciated enough right now. It's
one of the great legacies that Donald Trump will pass
down to future generations of Republicans. When the media, when
they tell big, outright lies about you, sue them, sue
(33:31):
them for millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars.
The Communists just cannot handle being called on it. It's amazing.
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factor dot com. All right, dear ice maker Jesse, I
had a dream last night that you died. You were
in cahoots with the Chinese mafia. Frankly, it seemed like
you were actually the bad guy in the situation and
did them dirty. I can't say I'm totally surprised. A
you know, that's not right. And now here's a headline
(35:02):
by go you know, you know the thing headlines We
didn't get to Trump on Venezuela. Maduro's days are numbered,
but no war. Essentially, Donald Trump has put out a large,
large bounty and there's going to be somebody inside Venezuela
(35:23):
who wants to collect that bounty. Think how uncomfortable Maduro
is every night he goes to sleep. Oh boy, North
Korea sends five thousand construction troops to Russia. How bad
would it suck to be in North Korea? Not only
are you in North Korea and it sucks and you're
starving and you're essentially a slave at all times, they
(35:46):
may come snatch you up and send you to Russia.
In November, new Pentagon rules will supercharge the exit of
transgenders from the military. We are at a place where
we have to waste valuable time. I'm purging mentally ill
people from the military because when Democrats get elected, they
(36:07):
fill up the military with mentally ill people. What a
bonker's place to be as a country. Vogue tells women
that being partnered with a boyfriend is no longer considered
an achievement. It's good news for feminists. Vatican's chief astronomer
discusses how the Church would baptize space aliens. You know,
(36:28):
we don't all have to comment on everything at all times.
California to decide the fate of Prop fifty and potentially
the US House majority. I am not hopeful, but we
can all cross our fingers and hope California does something.
Now I'm leaving you, but just for a day. I'll
(36:48):
be back tomorrow. We'll do it again, that's all
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