November 21, 2025 • 37 mins
Trying to have more than 2 parties to avoid the uniparty. Will you round up to help kittens and puppies? Local dem has to walk back some claims they made after they said they hate the people they are trying to represent. Is Michelle Obama popular enough to get elected?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Congratulations on surviving another week as we all
cruise into the weekend, and so we're going to talk
about everything from the need for two parties, pointing out hypocrisy, slavery,
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making fun of Lindsey Graham, all that and so much
more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. I'm want to finish up on the young
Lady's question before we go, why do we even need
why do we even need two parties? Why don't we
even need Democrats? Why can't we just get rid of them? Well, listen, Obviously,
the modern day Democrat Party is Solo's demonic and evil
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and communist and awful, and there's no question about it.
And I wish the party would just go away, but
we always want choices. I actually don't like it that
we only have two major political parties. I think it's
a terrible system. I wish there were ten. I wish
there were several political parties. That's how it operates in
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many parts of the world, and there are problems with
that system too. But you want choices. You want choices.
The problem when you get two political parties like we
have only two, is it becomes much easier for the
two parties to actually become one. They just pretend they're different.
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You've heard people, maybe you've done it yourself, talk about
the UNI Party. It's a very legitimate complaint. Under Republicans,
generally government grows, spending grows, we get involved in every
foreign affair humanly possible, we mass import foreigners. Under Democrats,
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government grows, spending grows, we get involved in every foreign
affair possible, and we massively import foreigners. Then the Republican See. Now,
obviously I'm not going to pretend like both parties are
the same. I don't say that there are differences, significant differences,
especially given how evil the Democrat Party has become. But
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two parties are easier to merge into one than ten
parties are. Nevertheless, this is the system we have, and
I don't think it's going to change anytime soon. So
it is what it is. Jesse. What's the cause of
the shift in mindset that owning another human being slavery
was immoral for most of human history? This was not
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the case. Well, let's not simplify it too much. Remember
when we say for most of history, for history this,
there were always people throughout history who thought the idea
of owning another human being was wrong. And there have
been always people throughout history, including today, that have no
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problem with owning another human being. It all comes down
to how you look at human beings. It really all
comes down to that. If you look at a person,
any person, maybe someone you hate, or a culture or
a religion or a race you dislike, maybe you look
at that person as not necessarily a person like you.
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They're lower, they're lesser. They're not a human being, a
soul created by God. It's just a lesser person. If
you look at people like that, then it's not a
hard step to think, well I should own that person.
They should cook and clean and work to solve minds
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and everything else. If you look at human beings, every
human being, as a God created soul, well then it's
a lot harder to justify owning that person in your mind. Right.
It's just it's a matter of how you look at people.
This is why I don't like collectivism in any form,
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because what it does is it strips the individual of
any rights. You just become well part of the herd,
and if you stray from the herd, you're struck down
because the herd has to move as one. And I
reject that completely. Jesse, it's that time of year where
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every store at checkout wants you to round up for
whatever cause. I hate that as much as people selling
things at store entrances. I've seen over and over again
how the round up money doesn't actually get to where
you're led to believe it does. I'm never a rounduper,
what say you? I completely refuse to round up ever,
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not in the fast food drive through lane, not at
checkout counter, in the grocery store. In fact, this is
a good time. In fact, this is the perfect time
because it's the Christmas season. It's the perfect time to
let you know about something I When I was done
running for Congress twice and losing twice, I moved to Washington,
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d C. To work in politics. I only lived there
for a year then I moved out. But during that
time I got a window into the nonprofit world that
was very revealing to me. The amount of money that
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flows into nonprofits that aren't necessarily nonprofits is amazing. These nonprofits,
their CEOs are bringing home half a million million dollars
a year. These nonprofit of every stripe, by the way,
every cause, every veterans and sick puppies. We got to
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feed the kids in Africa, you name it. Even if
that nonprofit started out with a good heart, if you will,
they started out. The people who started it, they really
wanted to help veterans. What happens is money starts coming in,
then you start staffing up. Then you start learning how
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to get more money when you send more emails and
more online fundraising and more this and more that, and
soon the human mind, the human heart being what it is.
You have access to all this money flowing in and yeah,
you're a you're further veterans. This is this is veteran charity.
How much money actually gets down to the wounded veteran?
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You said you were helping. Not much, not much. Don't
ever ever give to a charity you have not researched. First,
I speak for two tunnel to towers and preborn two.
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Go look them up. I've said that to you several
times before. Don't take my word for it. Look them up.
There are charity rating services, if you will, multiple and
what they do is because nonprofits have to have fairly
open books. These charity rating services will dig into all
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of them and they'll figure out where is the money flowing.
Is that twenty dollars you just sent to the veterans
actually going to the veterans, or is nineteen dollars of
it going into the CEO's pocket and a veteran gets
fifty cents at the end. After everything shakes out, look
up every charity before for you give. I've become so
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insanely jaded on the charity nonprofit industry the more I
find out about it. The second, the second when Premiere
you know, I work for Premiere and we're so blessed
with how they treat us here because they let us
do what we want, say what we want, and they
let us say no to people who want to advertise
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on the show. The second we get a non profit
who wants to advertise on the show. Jewish producer Chris
is on I'm like white on Rice. He's all over
the Internet. Let's find out what's the story behind this.
What are the charity ratings, what are the salaries? Because
and they know how to make it sound great, right,
they're great at branding all these charities are so great
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at branding. I remember to speak about one specifically. I
remember Hurricane Harvey. You probably forgot. There's always a new hurricane.
But Hurricane Harvey was that big hurricane that hit my area,
the Houston area, and it created a unique amount of flooding.
It's not that the winds were that bad, but it
got over us and stayed over us, and so the
area was underwater. Like I couldn't leave more than a
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mile from my house. Everything was underwater. You had to
get a raft. It was crazy. So there was flooding everywhere.
Everything's underwater, and it was all this devastation and people's
houses and livelihoods. It was just it was terrible. And
the Red Cross, the Red Cross is famous, old school
famous Red Cross comes in and started soliciting donations for
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Hurricane Harvey. Enterprising souls started tracking it. If you gave
to that one they had sent out. There was actually
no guarantee whatsoever your money was going to a single
person in need in this area. None. Maybe it did,
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maybe it didn't. But everybody what happened, you had it
in your heart to help people, people who were hurting,
people who were underwater, people who lost everything who lost
a loved one in this massive charity, send out an email.
Don't you want to help the people of Houston they're drowning?
Give ten dollars today. Does the money get there? Oh? No,
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probably not? Be careful? All right, all right, let us
move on talk about the should we point out hypocrisy?
Lindsey Graham Top five bands. There's so much to get
to before we get to that. I want to make
fun of that lady from Nashville yesterday who's trying to backpedal.
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ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. Jesse Kelly
returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And in
case you're wondering if the wonderful spirit that built America
is gone, I want to point you to this headline
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right here. Two North Texas men indicted an alleged plot
to invade the Haitian Island, kill all the men and
enslave the women and children. We can still do this, America.
We can still what what? Chris? What?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You remember the lady yesterday, the congresswoman from Tennessee, from Nashville, Tennessee,
who well here.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
She was heavily involved with the Nashville mayoral race. Because
I hate the city. I hate the bachelorettes, I hate
the pedal taverns.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I hate country music. I hate all of.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
The things that make Nashville apparely in make city to
the rest of the country, but I hate it.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, I'm not girls that is not landing that well
as you can imagine. I look, I know, I don't
claim to be a political expert. All I did was
lose my run for office twice. But in general, a
good rule is it's it's probably a good idea not
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to crap all over the area you represent that doesn't
land well. And after that, which you just I mean,
you heard her on camera, here.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
She is, and I'm sure you've seen the commercials. I'm
sure you've seen the onslaught of ads. And then today
the Republicans decided that they're going to start this narrative
that me, the state representative who represents downtown Nashville.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Doesn't like the city.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Now, I always want Nashville to be better, right, I
want Nashville to be a place where working people can thrive.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But sure I get mad at the bachelorette Sometimes I
get mad at the pedal taverns. Right then you're talking
to someone who has cried no less than ten times
in the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
The girl that just goes to the rhyman to hang out. No, no,
we're not even gonna go there.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We are so close to winning this race, which is
why these rumors are getting more wild.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Turns out, you have to backpack a little bit whenever
you go on camera and talk about how much your
city sucks Jesse. Why doesn't a single so called Republican say,
you complain about ice wearing masks, but it's okay for
protesters and Antifa to wear masks in the community and
burn and loot and destroy stuff. And the subject to
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this one is the hypocrisy. So this is probably a
new listener to the show, and I don't this is
no insult. I need to explain this again for everybody
who is new. For most of my life, actually for
all of my life, the right has pointed out the
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hypocrisy of the left, and they have pointed out the
hypocrisy thinking it would dissuade them or get them to
change their ways. And yet it never has. Never, one
time has pointing out their hypocrisy gotten them to change
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their ways. Why why doesn't that work? Well, the mistake
you're making is you're assigning your value system to people
who don't share your value system, you don't like hypocrisy,
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you try not to be a hypocrite. Then yeah, you're right, Chris, Yes,
and that's good. I want to stress that you don't
want to be a hypocrite, and you don't like hypocrisy,
but don't make the human mistake of taking your value
system and projecting it onto people who don't share it
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at all. Not at all. They don't care about hypocrisy.
They don't care. These people will do and say anything
thing to move the revolution forward. And remember they view
themselves as being the one true religion, the one true rulers.
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Doesn't the king get to eat things the peasants don't
get to eat. You know, these people are the climate
commis all the time. They'll do this. They'll fly on
a private jet. You haven't newsom just did it, fly
on a private jet down to Brazil and talk to
everybody about how bad their carbon emissions are. And we
point out what hypocrisy. He's such a hypocrite. He thinks
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he's above you. You have to give up your car,
not him. The COVID stuff, we puted it out all
the time in COVID. These public officials kept getting quote
busted traveling without masks, going out to eat. They're partying
it up in Florida, and then they go on camera
and tell you you got to wear a mask. Don't travel,
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stay inside, be safe. Deborah Burks goes on camera and
tells people not to gather with extended family for Thanksgiving,
hangs up from the interview, promptly gets on a plane
and goes with their extended family for Thanksgiving. Then everyone
looks and says, what are hypocrite? The hypocrisy that doesn't
work on her. She's above you, she's above me. We
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are simply the serfs were the peasants. Of course, we're
held to different standards than rulers. They see themselves as
kings and queens. You are more than welcome to point
out the hypocrisy of the communists hating that Ice wears
masks and not caring that Antifa wears masks. You are
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welcome to point it out. It's a free country. You
can scream at them to you're blue in the face
about how hypocratic they're being, hypocritical they're being, but it
won't work. It won't move them a single inch. They
don't share your value system. And if you keep projecting
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your value system onto them. You are going to be
constantly losing, slamming up against the wall and can't figure
out why. All right, let's make fun of Lindsey Graham
in Top five bands. Next, what, Chris, we can make jokes.
It's fine, we got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. All a wonderful Friday
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and ass doctor Jesse Friday. You can still email us
your love, your hate, your death threats Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Look, we might answer, but also people
be texting us.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it. In committee, we
obviously sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
People be texting. Chris, quit stressing over the whole thing.
People be texting Jesse. I too, am a huge fan
of the B seventeen. That's the flying Fortress World War
two bomber, which I love. I was able to pay
five hundred dollars for a twenty minute flight in a
rebuild you old pub. Of course, all the cool positions
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were blocked off. I'm an ex airborne infantryman that stands
a huge five foot six. I would like to think
if I am an airman in World War Two that
I would be the balterreate gunner. What position do you
think you would be? You also share the same mentality
of the boys of the eighth, the bal turret gunners.
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You know the bal turret's I know it's obvious, but
that's the ball turret that's under the B seventeen. If
you look at one from the side and it looks
like there's a big tumor out the bottom, there were
a couple fifty cows out that thing, and it's fascinating
if you actually look at the ball turre, it it's
so small. I forget what the number is, but I
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think it was five five five six. That was about
the limit. And those guys you get in there and
they're folded up inside of that thing. It's a tiny,
tiny little thing. And those guys were insanely brave for
a variety of reasons. One of them the fighter planes
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had come up at you from the bottom, and because
there are more guns up top, they'd come at you
from the bottom. That's why the ball toret existed, so
those guys would be under fire. That's one. You could
get shot out of it, so that's not bulletproof glass.
You could get shot out of it and fall down.
The ball turret had to be in a certain position
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to get the ball turret gunner out of it and
back into the plane. There's a hatch, right, but it
had to be in a certain position. Well, Oftentimes these planes,
if they made it back, which many times they didn't,
if they made it back to England where they took
off from, oftentimes these planes would be shot to pieces,
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a shot to pieces, parts of them hanging off, engines
on fire, to disaster because the flat was so bad.
The fighter planes were so bad. Well, the planes would
take so many hits that sometimes the ball turret no
longer operated and could not be put into position to
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get the guy out. Combine that with this, you want
to hear something dark. You want to have an extra
respect for those wonderful World War Two bombers who did
all that. Sometimes the landing year didn't work either and
couldn't be put back down. There are stories of ball
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turret gunners who had to ride in the ball turret
for hours on the way back to England with the
full knowledge that they were going to be flattened like
a pancake when the plane landed because they couldn't get
out in the landing gear didn't work, they would simply
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be smashed on impact. Crazy right, fifty percent of them gone.
And those planes I told you before, go to an
air museum. The air museum's all over the place. Really,
we've really done a good job in the country of
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preserving so many of our old planes and things like that.
Take your kids out, look at them, touch them, feel them.
They are not these armored beasts. They're made of nothing.
It's a soda can. And these guys were getting shot
to pieces in these things all the time. Crazy crazy, bravery. Jesse,
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what do you consider the top five bands? I say
you're one is Zeppelin and two is Credence. One is Credence.
For me, Zeppelin's on that list. Maybe Pink Floyd, Pink
Floyd might be on that list. I'm a bit I
like what Chris. I like Pink Folk. Don't make that face.
I like that. I like Pink Floyd. Johnny cashould be
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on that list. No, not smashing pumpkins, Chris Uh, probably
the beach boys. Jesse is what is that loser lends?
What if that loser Lindsey Graham sues and wins money
and we shame him into giving money to January sixth
for their legal fees. Look, I'm going to try, but
Lindsey Graham has no shame. If he did, he wouldn't
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be Lindsey Graham. Of course, he's the one who inserted
that provision in the build that allows US senators to sue.
And of course he's the one already publicly bragging about
all the people he's going to sue. I don't have
any problem with US senators finding a way to sue
the FBI because their rights have been violated. I have
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a huge problem with senators making it so they can
sue the FBI and you can't. You are not better
than us, you are not special, You're not higher than us.
You are supposed to serve us. And I part of
the reason this sticks in me so badly is after
January sixth, when the cheka started rounding up January six
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ers everywhere they could get, everywhere they could find them,
overcharging them domestic seditious conspiracy about all this crazy stuff
they would charge him with, throwing them in prison, abusing
them routinely. How many Republicans can you name who spoke
out or even people on the radio would speak on
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their behalf? Can you name ten? There were almost none
who were willing to speak out on behalf of these
normal people who were having their lives completely destroyed, bankrupted,
lost their jobs, lost their freedom. Chris said, it was
just me. It was not just me. There were others,
but there weren't many. And I get so disgusted when
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normal people are just disregarded and forgotten about all those years,
all that abuse, all those people bankrupted and wiped out,
and freedom taken away and jobs lost, And not one
time did the GOP Senate make a carve out so
those people could get some kind of compensation from the
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evil FBI for what the evil FBI did to them.
Not one time, but the second it comes out that
United States senators had their text messages read and had
their phone calls tracked and location tracked and things like that,
they immediately insert something in a gut funding bill that
allows them to sue for half million dollars in incident
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you can't even pretend to care about normal people. Like
I said, maybe you're a scumbag only care about yourself.
I got it. But you can't even pretend that's terrible, man,
that's freaking terrible. Oracle Nazis or Communists? Which is the
greater evil if you had to pick, and why, that's
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a pretty tough one. I don't know. I don't know
that there is a greater evil. The second you start
mass murdering people for any reason, you've entered in a
realm of the greatest evil monsters ever. And I don't
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know that there is a greater evil. Look, there's no
question that Communists killed far more people, but that's because
the Nazis were only one country, and they actually weren't
in power for that long. They didn't have enough time
to kill as many people as mal did or Stalin
did or whatnot. I don't know that there is a
greater evil. What Chris, Yeah, he's not wrong, Chris said.
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They both wanted central government control, they both wanted to
control everything, and they both found people they labeled as
enemies of the state and then use state power to
mass slaughter those people. And I know that you can
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday and ask doctor
Jesse Friday, people be texted. I can't do anything about
what Chris people be texting. Okay, this is just the
bottom line, Jesse. No political questions or points I want
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to make today, although there's plenty on my mind. I
just want to say, you make me laugh nearly every
day while delivering mostly bad news on my way home.
And we should all find a way to laugh a
little even when there's things going on in this country
that should scare every American. Like my nearly eighty eight
year old neighbor would say, you're a good egg, thanks man.
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Look all we could do is laugh sometimes, right and
look and be texting what Chris? Hey, Jesse. My question
is how did Biden get away with opening the borders
and letting millions of illegals in when it's clearly against
the law. Well, there's a lot to that. First of all, Sadly,
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there are many things that they did when it comes
to importing foreigners that are actually not against the law.
Many things against the law, but many are not because
of ridiculous manipulations of our laws and crazy laws we've
passed over the years, things like refugees, asylum seekers, the
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laws of ours were violated or were there to be violated.
But I'll tell you something. It brings up a point.
It brings up a point that I made many times
when Joe Biden was in office, and the point remains
to this day. Right now, when the Democrat Party is
the anti America communist party trying to burn the country down.
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The best we can hope for as a nation, you
and me. The best we can hope for is keeping
our heads above water. That is a win. What we're
doing right now is a win. We cannot survive long
term as a country with one of the two political
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parties trying to burn it down. It's not humanly possible.
In order to save America long term, we need something
you can't do and I can't do. We have to
have a reformed Democrat Party. It doesn't mean they have
to be Republicans, doesn't mean they have to believe everything
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you believe or I believe not at all, not at all.
There's room for everything in there. But we can't have
an anti American subversive party long term. You just can't
make it. Until then, we fight every little battle we
can and try to keep our heads above water. So
back to your question, what this says to do with
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your question, is our country are our constitution, our system
of government? It wasn't built. No system of government is
built to withstand the chief executive trying to burn it down.
You see, that doesn't There's nothing you can do when
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you have a president. And I know it wasn't Joe Biden.
He was just a cadaver. The people around him are
the ones who did it. But when you have a
president of the United States of America who's trying to
bring in they've created an app to bring in as
many foreigners as possible, there's just no law that can
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stop that. No, there's no system in place to stop that.
It's like, uh, I drive all the time. I'm the
driver of the family. Everyone knows it. Unless we're teaching
one of the boys to drive, which actually we're in
the middle of another one of those right now. But
unless we're teaching one of the boys to drive, I'm
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going to drive wherever we go. I'm the man of
the house. I do the driving in the family. Now.
Obviously there are all kinds of safeguards in the cars,
seat belts and air bags and everything else, But is
there anything that will protect my family. If I decide
I want to drive the car off a bridge, if
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the steering wheels in my hands, I don't care how
many airbags you have. It's just it's not designed for that.
We can't survive with Democrats trying to kill us. We
can survive political disagreements, we can. We can't survive democrats
putting gay pornography in the school libraries. You can't. That
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has to stop. They have to stop. And that's out
of your hands. Things are just out of your hands.
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And now here's a headline by go you know know
the thing emails we didn't get to you. It's dear shadow.
I had a terrifying thought the other day when hearing
you talk about being an able to pinpoint the exact
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reason behind the multiple recent public appearances from the former
first Lady that'd be Michelle Obama. I wonder if it
is setting the stage for a twenty twenty eight presidential run.
Thoughts there would have been a time in my life
where that would have made me afraid, because Michelle Obama
was wildly popular. I despise her, but she was wildly
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popular when she was first Lady. But this is one
of those things presidential runs. It's easy to be popular
as a first lady. Why you don't have to actually
do anything controversial at all. You look pretty and you
dress up and you're the president's arm candy, and you
read books to kindergarteners, and you can just do basic,
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non political, pleasant happy things, thus making you very, very
appealing to the general public. But the second you decide
you're going to start running for president, when now you
don't get to play the first lady card anymore. Now
we need to hear your position on the issues. We
need to hear you talk about things. Michelle Obama is
an unlikable hag because Michelle Obama is a filthy communist
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who complains all the time about everything. Everything is a complaint,
how bad her life is, how much the country sucks,
how much the America's racist, America's sexist, and there is
just no appetite for that anymore. As a country. America
is not going to be white guilted into voting for
any more communists in this country. We did that once before.
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We're not going to be male guilted into that. It's
not going to happen anymore. It doesn't work. I don't
think she's popular enough. Jesse. Last night, I heard you
make fun of that dork in Maine with a Nazi
tattoo on his chest. The story I heard is he
was a dumb grunt doing dumb stuff with other dumb grunts.
Were you ever something or close to doing something like
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that in your time in the Core? NOWE, I did
a whole bunch of really dumb, horrible things in my
time in the Core, and I can honestly tell you never,
at one point did it occur to me to get
a Nazi tattoo. That just never crossed my mind. Maybe
I'm just weird like that. You go, put your phone down,
enjoy your weekend. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Congratulations on surviving another week as we all
cruise into the weekend, and so we're going to talk
about everything from the need for two parties, pointing out hypocrisy, slavery,
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making fun of Lindsey Graham, all that and so much
more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. I'm want to finish up on the young
Lady's question before we go, why do we even need
why do we even need two parties? Why don't we
even need Democrats? Why can't we just get rid of them? Well, listen, Obviously,
the modern day Democrat Party is Solo's demonic and evil
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and communist and awful, and there's no question about it.
And I wish the party would just go away, but
we always want choices. I actually don't like it that
we only have two major political parties. I think it's
a terrible system. I wish there were ten. I wish
there were several political parties. That's how it operates in
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many parts of the world, and there are problems with
that system too. But you want choices. You want choices.
The problem when you get two political parties like we
have only two, is it becomes much easier for the
two parties to actually become one. They just pretend they're different.
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You've heard people, maybe you've done it yourself, talk about
the UNI Party. It's a very legitimate complaint. Under Republicans,
generally government grows, spending grows, we get involved in every
foreign affair humanly possible, we mass import foreigners. Under Democrats,
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government grows, spending grows, we get involved in every foreign
affair possible, and we massively import foreigners. Then the Republican See. Now,
obviously I'm not going to pretend like both parties are
the same. I don't say that there are differences, significant differences,
especially given how evil the Democrat Party has become. But
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two parties are easier to merge into one than ten
parties are. Nevertheless, this is the system we have, and
I don't think it's going to change anytime soon. So
it is what it is. Jesse. What's the cause of
the shift in mindset that owning another human being slavery
was immoral for most of human history? This was not
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the case. Well, let's not simplify it too much. Remember
when we say for most of history, for history this,
there were always people throughout history who thought the idea
of owning another human being was wrong. And there have
been always people throughout history, including today, that have no
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problem with owning another human being. It all comes down
to how you look at human beings. It really all
comes down to that. If you look at a person,
any person, maybe someone you hate, or a culture or
a religion or a race you dislike, maybe you look
at that person as not necessarily a person like you.
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They're lower, they're lesser. They're not a human being, a
soul created by God. It's just a lesser person. If
you look at people like that, then it's not a
hard step to think, well I should own that person.
They should cook and clean and work to solve minds
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and everything else. If you look at human beings, every
human being, as a God created soul, well then it's
a lot harder to justify owning that person in your mind. Right.
It's just it's a matter of how you look at people.
This is why I don't like collectivism in any form,
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because what it does is it strips the individual of
any rights. You just become well part of the herd,
and if you stray from the herd, you're struck down
because the herd has to move as one. And I
reject that completely. Jesse, it's that time of year where
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every store at checkout wants you to round up for
whatever cause. I hate that as much as people selling
things at store entrances. I've seen over and over again
how the round up money doesn't actually get to where
you're led to believe it does. I'm never a rounduper,
what say you? I completely refuse to round up ever,
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not in the fast food drive through lane, not at
checkout counter, in the grocery store. In fact, this is
a good time. In fact, this is the perfect time
because it's the Christmas season. It's the perfect time to
let you know about something I When I was done
running for Congress twice and losing twice, I moved to Washington,
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d C. To work in politics. I only lived there
for a year then I moved out. But during that
time I got a window into the nonprofit world that
was very revealing to me. The amount of money that
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flows into nonprofits that aren't necessarily nonprofits is amazing. These nonprofits,
their CEOs are bringing home half a million million dollars
a year. These nonprofit of every stripe, by the way,
every cause, every veterans and sick puppies. We got to
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feed the kids in Africa, you name it. Even if
that nonprofit started out with a good heart, if you will,
they started out. The people who started it, they really
wanted to help veterans. What happens is money starts coming in,
then you start staffing up. Then you start learning how
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to get more money when you send more emails and
more online fundraising and more this and more that, and
soon the human mind, the human heart being what it is.
You have access to all this money flowing in and yeah,
you're a you're further veterans. This is this is veteran charity.
How much money actually gets down to the wounded veteran?
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You said you were helping. Not much, not much. Don't
ever ever give to a charity you have not researched. First,
I speak for two tunnel to towers and preborn two.
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Go look them up. I've said that to you several
times before. Don't take my word for it. Look them up.
There are charity rating services, if you will, multiple and
what they do is because nonprofits have to have fairly
open books. These charity rating services will dig into all
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of them and they'll figure out where is the money flowing.
Is that twenty dollars you just sent to the veterans
actually going to the veterans, or is nineteen dollars of
it going into the CEO's pocket and a veteran gets
fifty cents at the end. After everything shakes out, look
up every charity before for you give. I've become so
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insanely jaded on the charity nonprofit industry the more I
find out about it. The second, the second when Premiere
you know, I work for Premiere and we're so blessed
with how they treat us here because they let us
do what we want, say what we want, and they
let us say no to people who want to advertise
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on the show. The second we get a non profit
who wants to advertise on the show. Jewish producer Chris
is on I'm like white on Rice. He's all over
the Internet. Let's find out what's the story behind this.
What are the charity ratings, what are the salaries? Because
and they know how to make it sound great, right,
they're great at branding all these charities are so great
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at branding. I remember to speak about one specifically. I
remember Hurricane Harvey. You probably forgot. There's always a new hurricane.
But Hurricane Harvey was that big hurricane that hit my area,
the Houston area, and it created a unique amount of flooding.
It's not that the winds were that bad, but it
got over us and stayed over us, and so the
area was underwater. Like I couldn't leave more than a
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mile from my house. Everything was underwater. You had to
get a raft. It was crazy. So there was flooding everywhere.
Everything's underwater, and it was all this devastation and people's
houses and livelihoods. It was just it was terrible. And
the Red Cross, the Red Cross is famous, old school
famous Red Cross comes in and started soliciting donations for
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Hurricane Harvey. Enterprising souls started tracking it. If you gave
to that one they had sent out. There was actually
no guarantee whatsoever your money was going to a single
person in need in this area. None. Maybe it did,
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maybe it didn't. But everybody what happened, you had it
in your heart to help people, people who were hurting,
people who were underwater, people who lost everything who lost
a loved one in this massive charity, send out an email.
Don't you want to help the people of Houston they're drowning?
Give ten dollars today. Does the money get there? Oh? No,
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probably not? Be careful? All right, all right, let us
move on talk about the should we point out hypocrisy?
Lindsey Graham Top five bands. There's so much to get
to before we get to that. I want to make
fun of that lady from Nashville yesterday who's trying to backpedal.
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ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. Jesse Kelly
returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And in
case you're wondering if the wonderful spirit that built America
is gone, I want to point you to this headline
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right here. Two North Texas men indicted an alleged plot
to invade the Haitian Island, kill all the men and
enslave the women and children. We can still do this, America.
We can still what what? Chris? What?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You remember the lady yesterday, the congresswoman from Tennessee, from Nashville, Tennessee,
who well here.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
She was heavily involved with the Nashville mayoral race. Because
I hate the city. I hate the bachelorettes, I hate
the pedal taverns.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I hate country music. I hate all of.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
The things that make Nashville apparely in make city to
the rest of the country, but I hate it.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, I'm not girls that is not landing that well
as you can imagine. I look, I know, I don't
claim to be a political expert. All I did was
lose my run for office twice. But in general, a
good rule is it's it's probably a good idea not
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to crap all over the area you represent that doesn't
land well. And after that, which you just I mean,
you heard her on camera, here.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
She is, and I'm sure you've seen the commercials. I'm
sure you've seen the onslaught of ads. And then today
the Republicans decided that they're going to start this narrative
that me, the state representative who represents downtown Nashville.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Doesn't like the city.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Now, I always want Nashville to be better, right, I
want Nashville to be a place where working people can thrive.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
But sure I get mad at the bachelorette Sometimes I
get mad at the pedal taverns. Right then you're talking
to someone who has cried no less than ten times
in the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
The girl that just goes to the rhyman to hang out. No, no,
we're not even gonna go there.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We are so close to winning this race, which is
why these rumors are getting more wild.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Turns out, you have to backpack a little bit whenever
you go on camera and talk about how much your
city sucks Jesse. Why doesn't a single so called Republican say,
you complain about ice wearing masks, but it's okay for
protesters and Antifa to wear masks in the community and
burn and loot and destroy stuff. And the subject to
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this one is the hypocrisy. So this is probably a
new listener to the show, and I don't this is
no insult. I need to explain this again for everybody
who is new. For most of my life, actually for
all of my life, the right has pointed out the
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hypocrisy of the left, and they have pointed out the
hypocrisy thinking it would dissuade them or get them to
change their ways. And yet it never has. Never, one
time has pointing out their hypocrisy gotten them to change
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their ways. Why why doesn't that work? Well, the mistake
you're making is you're assigning your value system to people
who don't share your value system, you don't like hypocrisy,
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you try not to be a hypocrite. Then yeah, you're right, Chris, Yes,
and that's good. I want to stress that you don't
want to be a hypocrite, and you don't like hypocrisy,
but don't make the human mistake of taking your value
system and projecting it onto people who don't share it
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at all. Not at all. They don't care about hypocrisy.
They don't care. These people will do and say anything
thing to move the revolution forward. And remember they view
themselves as being the one true religion, the one true rulers.
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Doesn't the king get to eat things the peasants don't
get to eat. You know, these people are the climate
commis all the time. They'll do this. They'll fly on
a private jet. You haven't newsom just did it, fly
on a private jet down to Brazil and talk to
everybody about how bad their carbon emissions are. And we
point out what hypocrisy. He's such a hypocrite. He thinks
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he's above you. You have to give up your car,
not him. The COVID stuff, we puted it out all
the time in COVID. These public officials kept getting quote
busted traveling without masks, going out to eat. They're partying
it up in Florida, and then they go on camera
and tell you you got to wear a mask. Don't travel,
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stay inside, be safe. Deborah Burks goes on camera and
tells people not to gather with extended family for Thanksgiving,
hangs up from the interview, promptly gets on a plane
and goes with their extended family for Thanksgiving. Then everyone
looks and says, what are hypocrite? The hypocrisy that doesn't
work on her. She's above you, she's above me. We
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are simply the serfs were the peasants. Of course, we're
held to different standards than rulers. They see themselves as
kings and queens. You are more than welcome to point
out the hypocrisy of the communists hating that Ice wears
masks and not caring that Antifa wears masks. You are
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welcome to point it out. It's a free country. You
can scream at them to you're blue in the face
about how hypocratic they're being, hypocritical they're being, but it
won't work. It won't move them a single inch. They
don't share your value system. And if you keep projecting
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your value system onto them. You are going to be
constantly losing, slamming up against the wall and can't figure
out why. All right, let's make fun of Lindsey Graham
in Top five bands. Next, what, Chris, we can make jokes.
It's fine, we got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. All a wonderful Friday
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and ass doctor Jesse Friday. You can still email us
your love, your hate, your death threats Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Look, we might answer, but also people
be texting us.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it. In committee, we
obviously sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
People be texting. Chris, quit stressing over the whole thing.
People be texting Jesse. I too, am a huge fan
of the B seventeen. That's the flying Fortress World War
two bomber, which I love. I was able to pay
five hundred dollars for a twenty minute flight in a
rebuild you old pub. Of course, all the cool positions
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were blocked off. I'm an ex airborne infantryman that stands
a huge five foot six. I would like to think
if I am an airman in World War Two that
I would be the balterreate gunner. What position do you
think you would be? You also share the same mentality
of the boys of the eighth, the bal turret gunners.
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You know the bal turret's I know it's obvious, but
that's the ball turret that's under the B seventeen. If
you look at one from the side and it looks
like there's a big tumor out the bottom, there were
a couple fifty cows out that thing, and it's fascinating
if you actually look at the ball turre, it it's
so small. I forget what the number is, but I
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think it was five five five six. That was about
the limit. And those guys you get in there and
they're folded up inside of that thing. It's a tiny,
tiny little thing. And those guys were insanely brave for
a variety of reasons. One of them the fighter planes
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had come up at you from the bottom, and because
there are more guns up top, they'd come at you
from the bottom. That's why the ball toret existed, so
those guys would be under fire. That's one. You could
get shot out of it, so that's not bulletproof glass.
You could get shot out of it and fall down.
The ball turret had to be in a certain position
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to get the ball turret gunner out of it and
back into the plane. There's a hatch, right, but it
had to be in a certain position. Well, Oftentimes these planes,
if they made it back, which many times they didn't,
if they made it back to England where they took
off from, oftentimes these planes would be shot to pieces,
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a shot to pieces, parts of them hanging off, engines
on fire, to disaster because the flat was so bad.
The fighter planes were so bad. Well, the planes would
take so many hits that sometimes the ball turret no
longer operated and could not be put into position to
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get the guy out. Combine that with this, you want
to hear something dark. You want to have an extra
respect for those wonderful World War Two bombers who did
all that. Sometimes the landing year didn't work either and
couldn't be put back down. There are stories of ball
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turret gunners who had to ride in the ball turret
for hours on the way back to England with the
full knowledge that they were going to be flattened like
a pancake when the plane landed because they couldn't get
out in the landing gear didn't work, they would simply
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be smashed on impact. Crazy right, fifty percent of them gone.
And those planes I told you before, go to an
air museum. The air museum's all over the place. Really,
we've really done a good job in the country of
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preserving so many of our old planes and things like that.
Take your kids out, look at them, touch them, feel them.
They are not these armored beasts. They're made of nothing.
It's a soda can. And these guys were getting shot
to pieces in these things all the time. Crazy crazy, bravery. Jesse,
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what do you consider the top five bands? I say
you're one is Zeppelin and two is Credence. One is Credence.
For me, Zeppelin's on that list. Maybe Pink Floyd, Pink
Floyd might be on that list. I'm a bit I
like what Chris. I like Pink Folk. Don't make that face.
I like that. I like Pink Floyd. Johnny cashould be
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on that list. No, not smashing pumpkins, Chris Uh, probably
the beach boys. Jesse is what is that loser lends?
What if that loser Lindsey Graham sues and wins money
and we shame him into giving money to January sixth
for their legal fees. Look, I'm going to try, but
Lindsey Graham has no shame. If he did, he wouldn't
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be Lindsey Graham. Of course, he's the one who inserted
that provision in the build that allows US senators to sue.
And of course he's the one already publicly bragging about
all the people he's going to sue. I don't have
any problem with US senators finding a way to sue
the FBI because their rights have been violated. I have
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a huge problem with senators making it so they can
sue the FBI and you can't. You are not better
than us, you are not special, You're not higher than us.
You are supposed to serve us. And I part of
the reason this sticks in me so badly is after
January sixth, when the cheka started rounding up January six
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ers everywhere they could get, everywhere they could find them,
overcharging them domestic seditious conspiracy about all this crazy stuff
they would charge him with, throwing them in prison, abusing
them routinely. How many Republicans can you name who spoke
out or even people on the radio would speak on
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their behalf? Can you name ten? There were almost none
who were willing to speak out on behalf of these
normal people who were having their lives completely destroyed, bankrupted,
lost their jobs, lost their freedom. Chris said, it was
just me. It was not just me. There were others,
but there weren't many. And I get so disgusted when
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normal people are just disregarded and forgotten about all those years,
all that abuse, all those people bankrupted and wiped out,
and freedom taken away and jobs lost, And not one
time did the GOP Senate make a carve out so
those people could get some kind of compensation from the
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evil FBI for what the evil FBI did to them.
Not one time, but the second it comes out that
United States senators had their text messages read and had
their phone calls tracked and location tracked and things like that,
they immediately insert something in a gut funding bill that
allows them to sue for half million dollars in incident
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you can't even pretend to care about normal people. Like
I said, maybe you're a scumbag only care about yourself.
I got it. But you can't even pretend that's terrible, man,
that's freaking terrible. Oracle Nazis or Communists? Which is the
greater evil if you had to pick, and why, that's
(26:30):
a pretty tough one. I don't know. I don't know
that there is a greater evil. The second you start
mass murdering people for any reason, you've entered in a
realm of the greatest evil monsters ever. And I don't
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know that there is a greater evil. Look, there's no
question that Communists killed far more people, but that's because
the Nazis were only one country, and they actually weren't
in power for that long. They didn't have enough time
to kill as many people as mal did or Stalin
did or whatnot. I don't know that there is a
greater evil. What Chris, Yeah, he's not wrong, Chris said.
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They both wanted central government control, they both wanted to
control everything, and they both found people they labeled as
enemies of the state and then use state power to
mass slaughter those people. And I know that you can
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday and ask doctor
Jesse Friday, people be texted. I can't do anything about
what Chris people be texting. Okay, this is just the
bottom line, Jesse. No political questions or points I want
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to make today, although there's plenty on my mind. I
just want to say, you make me laugh nearly every
day while delivering mostly bad news on my way home.
And we should all find a way to laugh a
little even when there's things going on in this country
that should scare every American. Like my nearly eighty eight
year old neighbor would say, you're a good egg, thanks man.
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Look all we could do is laugh sometimes, right and
look and be texting what Chris? Hey, Jesse. My question
is how did Biden get away with opening the borders
and letting millions of illegals in when it's clearly against
the law. Well, there's a lot to that. First of all, Sadly,
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there are many things that they did when it comes
to importing foreigners that are actually not against the law.
Many things against the law, but many are not because
of ridiculous manipulations of our laws and crazy laws we've
passed over the years, things like refugees, asylum seekers, the
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laws of ours were violated or were there to be violated.
But I'll tell you something. It brings up a point.
It brings up a point that I made many times
when Joe Biden was in office, and the point remains
to this day. Right now, when the Democrat Party is
the anti America communist party trying to burn the country down.
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The best we can hope for as a nation, you
and me. The best we can hope for is keeping
our heads above water. That is a win. What we're
doing right now is a win. We cannot survive long
term as a country with one of the two political
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parties trying to burn it down. It's not humanly possible.
In order to save America long term, we need something
you can't do and I can't do. We have to
have a reformed Democrat Party. It doesn't mean they have
to be Republicans, doesn't mean they have to believe everything
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you believe or I believe not at all, not at all.
There's room for everything in there. But we can't have
an anti American subversive party long term. You just can't
make it. Until then, we fight every little battle we
can and try to keep our heads above water. So
back to your question, what this says to do with
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your question, is our country are our constitution, our system
of government? It wasn't built. No system of government is
built to withstand the chief executive trying to burn it down.
You see, that doesn't There's nothing you can do when
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you have a president. And I know it wasn't Joe Biden.
He was just a cadaver. The people around him are
the ones who did it. But when you have a
president of the United States of America who's trying to
bring in they've created an app to bring in as
many foreigners as possible, there's just no law that can
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stop that. No, there's no system in place to stop that.
It's like, uh, I drive all the time. I'm the
driver of the family. Everyone knows it. Unless we're teaching
one of the boys to drive, which actually we're in
the middle of another one of those right now. But
unless we're teaching one of the boys to drive, I'm
(32:45):
going to drive wherever we go. I'm the man of
the house. I do the driving in the family. Now.
Obviously there are all kinds of safeguards in the cars,
seat belts and air bags and everything else, But is
there anything that will protect my family. If I decide
I want to drive the car off a bridge, if
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the steering wheels in my hands, I don't care how
many airbags you have. It's just it's not designed for that.
We can't survive with Democrats trying to kill us. We
can survive political disagreements, we can. We can't survive democrats
putting gay pornography in the school libraries. You can't. That
(33:33):
has to stop. They have to stop. And that's out
of your hands. Things are just out of your hands.
Some things, I should say, are out of your hands. Look,
protecting your online data is in your hands though. That's
what Lifelock's here for. LifeLock is here to protect your
bank account, protect your credit score. You have to be
(33:54):
pro active when it comes to stopping these criminals. Pro active.
It doesn't do you any good to call LifeLock after
your bank account has been zeroed out by an online
crook that they can't help you. Then LifeLock right Now
has a deal you save up the forty percent off
your first year with the promo code Jesse. What do
(34:16):
they do. They'll monitor all your stuff, they'll let you
know when there's a problem, and if they end up
getting you if the bad guys end up getting you.
LifeLock has US based restoration specialists who will fix it
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bank account be swinging out there for anybody to grab
(34:39):
one eight hundred LifeLock or LifeLock dot com promo code Jesse.
And now here's a headline by go you know know
the thing emails we didn't get to you. It's dear shadow.
I had a terrifying thought the other day when hearing
you talk about being an able to pinpoint the exact
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reason behind the multiple recent public appearances from the former
first Lady that'd be Michelle Obama. I wonder if it
is setting the stage for a twenty twenty eight presidential run.
Thoughts there would have been a time in my life
where that would have made me afraid, because Michelle Obama
was wildly popular. I despise her, but she was wildly
(35:21):
popular when she was first Lady. But this is one
of those things presidential runs. It's easy to be popular
as a first lady. Why you don't have to actually
do anything controversial at all. You look pretty and you
dress up and you're the president's arm candy, and you
read books to kindergarteners, and you can just do basic,
(35:44):
non political, pleasant happy things, thus making you very, very
appealing to the general public. But the second you decide
you're going to start running for president, when now you
don't get to play the first lady card anymore. Now
we need to hear your position on the issues. We
need to hear you talk about things. Michelle Obama is
an unlikable hag because Michelle Obama is a filthy communist
(36:08):
who complains all the time about everything. Everything is a complaint,
how bad her life is, how much the country sucks,
how much the America's racist, America's sexist, and there is
just no appetite for that anymore. As a country. America
is not going to be white guilted into voting for
any more communists in this country. We did that once before.
(36:30):
We're not going to be male guilted into that. It's
not going to happen anymore. It doesn't work. I don't
think she's popular enough. Jesse. Last night, I heard you
make fun of that dork in Maine with a Nazi
tattoo on his chest. The story I heard is he
was a dumb grunt doing dumb stuff with other dumb grunts.
Were you ever something or close to doing something like
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that in your time in the Core? NOWE, I did
a whole bunch of really dumb, horrible things in my
time in the Core, and I can honestly tell you never,
at one point did it occur to me to get
a Nazi tattoo. That just never crossed my mind. Maybe
I'm just weird like that. You go, put your phone down,
enjoy your weekend. That's all.
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Jesse Kelly
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