November 21, 2025 • 37 mins
Why limit a president to just two terms? The straw that broke the camels back. Vets abusing the VA. How to smoke a bird. The horrible things people do to the desserts at thanksgiving.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show where people be
texting and we got all kinds of great emails. Coming
up this hour, we'll talk about Gavin Newsom taking the
White House, God forbid. Somebody is about to enter the
VA wants to talk about some frustrations. Thanksgiving dinner, Hamburger, Helper,
all that and so much more coming up in another
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hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. So let's touch on
this one because it'll be uncomfortable and offensive and we
get all kinds of complaints. Hey, Jesse, you keep saying
the left wants to take away our guns so they
can hurt us. Imagine it's twenty thirty and Gavin Newsom
is now president. Gives me the willies. Swat teams are
going house to house, knocking on doors and demanding that
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people give up their guns or go to a re
education camp. Please tell me what use all our guns
are going to be against the government taking away our guns.
Can you see the average yellow bellied American of today
standing up and fighting the government. People can't even be
bothered to vote. All right, Well, that's a very fair question. One.
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Let's understand what motivates most people. What motivates you in moments,
at least if you're being honest and me in moments
necessity necessity. Have you ever gone through a period of
time in your life or maybe it's been your whole life,
or maybe you're in one right now where you weren't
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working out, you've been lazy. I have this really yo
yo thing when it comes to working out. I will
go all in two three months, I'm all in. It's
three four times a week, if not more, working out,
working out, working out, get myself in great shape. Then
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like it's almost like a light switch. I don't even
understand how it happens. I'll just stop, Nah, I don't
feel like it. I'll stop, and then I'll double down
on that and I'll start eating terribly. You know what
gets me back in the gym? If this has happened
so many times, I'm ashamed. I'm embarrassed to even say it.
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I wish I was a different person, a better person,
But you know, it gets me back in the gym.
I'll be getting in the shower one day and I'll
turn and look at it myself in the mirror. Naked,
and I'll go, oh gosh, what did you do to yourself?
You disgusting tub glue goo, And next day back in
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the gym. Necessity drives so much of what we do.
If you're being honest, if you've ever had a job,
or maybe you're at one now where you hear layoffs
are coming, or that's the rumor layoffs are coming. You
work a little harder that day, don't you. Maybe you
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show up a little earlier in the coming days, the
coming weeks, earlier than you normally do. Don't you stay late? Hey, boss,
just tear grinding, don't you I've done it? Why why
weren't you doing that before? Well? In necessity? Now now
now it's dire. You accurately point out the apathy of
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a large portion of Americans. There are a few things
that are more disheartening politically than looking at the voting
totals for local elections. Just set aside president stuff and
because those can go either way, but local elections, you know,
your community, your local government, in your state government actually
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has so much more to do with your quality of
life than the federal government does. They just do look
at how many people show up, and you look at
those numbers and you say to yourself, this whole population
is apathetic. They're not involved, they don't care. That these
people will never stand up and fight back. But that
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would be it will be a mistake to look at
it that way. People are apathetic naturally until they can't
be anymore. I'm actually working on something right now. I've
told you my next history episode is going to be
the Rhodesian Bush War, right, and I'm not going to
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spoil it for you, but I'll give you just a
little tidbit of something. I'm getting background on the area.
I'm doing a bunch of reading and watching stuff and
listening to things on the background of the area so
I can set up the area appropriately for you. And
at some point in time, the Africans, this is before
actual Rhodesia, the Africans rebel against the Europeans that are there,
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but they didn't rebel right away. In fact, the rebellion
the revolt was a bit of a shock because they
had been working with and for the Europeans for a
year or more with not really major problems. All of
a sudden, you open up the door of your hut
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and there are twelve angry Africans with war clubs getting
ready to bash your skull in and you're looking around saying,
what whoa what happened? It was fine until it wasn't
fine anymore. If you are concerned about one day we
get another communist government in there and they attempt to
do worse things than even the Biden administration did, that's
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a valid concern. It's a very valid concern, because they
will try to They're going to double and triple down
the next time if they can. The only lesson Democrats
learned from all the evil crap they've done over the
last ten years is they didn't do enough of it.
That's the only lesson they've learned. So that's a very
valid concern. But you can only push people so far.
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Just because my normy neighbor skips a local election, even
though I'm yelling at him, doesn't mean he's not going
to step up and load a magazine if he hears
the government is going door to door confiscating people's guns.
That for him is probably a bridge too far, and
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now people are gonna die and understand this. There are
a lot of bravado sounding statements around guns in the
Second Amendment. In America's gun ownership and things like that.
You know, the Second Amendment is the one that protects
the rest of them. But almost all those statements just
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like that one are one hundred percent true, and the
government knows it, and the military knows it, and every
law enforcement agency from federal to local knows it. Your
local police department wherever it is, would be brushed aside
like gnats. If the armed people in your area ever
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chose to do so, it would be like nothing. And
I've told you this before, and please don't do this,
Please don't organize this or do this. The reason it's
so laughable that they called the January sixth and insurrection
is simply this. I know, you think about DC almost
like it's a fortress with all the cameras and the
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cops and the Secret Service and the FBI, and there's
all whoa, there's all these federal guns. And if the
American people wanted to march into Washington, DC and wipe
out the entire government, including the FBI, including the Secret Service,
it would be easy. Did you know that? Just numbers wise,
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it would be nothing. The reason it's laughable that it
was an insurrection is if there was ever an attempted
resurrection or resurrection insurrection by Americans in this country, it
would succeed. Unless it was unbelievably tiny, it would succeed.
There's nothing they could do about it that the Secret
Service would have to scramble to get Trump on a
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helicopter and get him out of town before him because
there's no stopping those numbers. As Napoleon so famously said,
quantity has a quality all its own. It's a great line,
and it's very, very true. The American citizen has more
guns and ammunition than every branch of the military and
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every law enforcement agency in this country combined by orders
of magnitude. The American citizens, should they, god forbid ever
feel the need to revolt, would win. And the military
knows it, and the cops know it. And I mean,
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you can say a swat team, what if the swat teams?
Swat teams know it too. Quantity has a quality on
its own. Don't ever, ever ever give up your guns. Ever.
The reason they've been trying for so so long is
they know what I just said is true. And should
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they ever succeed in confiscating our guns and taking them away,
then what I just said becomes completely untrue, then we
would lose. Then we would be massacred. Whenever we get
an evil enough communist who wants to go do well
what communists have always done. Don't ever give up your
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guns ever. And that little fact I told you about
how we could sweep these people out if we ever
chose to do so. They all know it and they
all hate it. Did you know that drive some razy,
absolutely crazy? Did you think it's an accident? Democrats now
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routinely talk about using the military on our own people.
Joe Bide would joke about it. You need a fighter
jet to take on a government. Eric Swallwell, we got nukes.
They think about nuking you, They think about sending jets
into your town. Keep your guns and your belief factor.
You're gonna need that no matter what happens. Because you
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don't want to live with pain. Who wants to live
with pain? It's freaking horrible. So people do one of
two things when it comes to pain. Maybe you're doing
this right now. They try to tough it out. But
just because you're not complaining all day long, that doesn't
mean life is good, does it. You're still not going
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Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. People be texting today, Chris,
I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it in committee. We
obviouslyting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I can't help it, Bronco. I'll be retiring from the
military in about a year, so I'll be entering the
VA system with all that entails. When I think about that,
I know that truly disabled veterans get their well deserved
compensation every month. But also I know that thousands and
thousands of complete turds literally he says, made up injuries
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and ailments to get that magic one hundred percent rating,
which means they get about four thousand dollars of tax
free money every month until they die. Am I the
only one that angers to no end? It makes me
in the name of a just merciful gosh.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
In the name of a just merciful guy.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
What say you? Yeah, I hate it, and I have
friends who do it, are doing it. When we got
out of the Marine Corps, we got the same thing,
you know, the same people in our ear that young
veterans get today, people telling you, Hey, go claim disability,
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Hey get down to the VA. Hey if you do X,
Y and Z, if you claim this, if you claim that,
if you claim this, then you get free money. You
get free money, You get free money. And I was
never even tempted to do it. I I kind of
look at it as theft. If I'm being honest, I
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feel like it's theft. I feel like it's stevious and dirty,
and I feel like it is disrespectful to veterans who
legitimately need it. That's what I feel like, because I
have friends who legitimately needed One of my buddies, he
was a sniper in Iraq and he was up on
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a rooftop. It doesn't matter, but the roof caved in
and he fell I think like three or four stories
through the building. And he's actually the guy I bailed
out of jail in Mexico, by the way, and I
was not with him when it happened. I heard it.
It had happened. We were in Iraq. I had heard
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it. It happened, I think about a week after it happened,
and by the time I had heard, they didn't know
if he was still alive. And he ended up living
by the grace of God. And this is a very physical,
awesome dude. He was just an awesome dude. And the
next time I saw him, I would say it was
a year later and just guessing on that, who knows.
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A year later, finally saw him on base. His entire
freaking body was and needles and casts, and I don't know.
I think he broke both legs, has himp both arms, ribs.
It was awful, like his body was shattered. You're right, Chris,
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very lucky to be alive. Now you're telling me that
you deserve the same disability that guy deserves. That guy's
going to have physical problems the rest of his life.
That guy's my age, and he probably has arthritis all
over his body from all that damage and inflammation and
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that and it. It seems dishonorable to those guys to
go claim something like that. So I never did it.
I never liked it, never did it, wasn't even tempted
to do it. And I did go to the VA.
There was there's a big VA in Tucson, Arizona, and
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I went. I was having all kinds of stomach problems
when I got back from Iraq. I still don't know
what it was fine, it's fine now, but I was
having these real bad stomach problems. So I was going
to the VA. And you know, if you're a veteran
of a form war, you get free health care at
the VA. At least that's how it was. I'm assuming
it still is. And I'll tell you what really hit
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me is you would go to the VA and get
these appointments, and you're sitting in there and you're looking
at all these old timers, you know, World War two
vets and Korean War vets and their cool hats on,
and you just know that guy's freaking cool. And then
you're sitting there. I'm sitting there pretty much, and I'm
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able bodied. I'm having problems, That's why I'm there, but
I'm able bodied. And it made me self conscious about
taking up their space. And maybe that's a bad way
to look at it. I'm not saying I'm right, but
it made me self conscious about taking up their space.
And then the longer I would go to the VA,
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Iraq was getting worse, you know, Irack got worse. After
I got back, Afghanistan was getting worse. And then younger
guys with significant injuries were starting to walk and be
wheelchaired through the halls at the VA, and that made
me even more self conscious. Now we're looking at guys
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my age and he doesn't have a leg, you know.
Now we're looking at guys my age and he's got
burns all over his body, and it just I don't
want to take up their space. If that makes sense.
Does that make any sense? I just don't want to.
It made me feel dirty. And I am a terrible person,
I admit that. But it made me feel a little
bit dirty, all right, all right, And that's the kind
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of dirt you don't want on your conscience. You just
don't want that on your conscience. I don't want it
on mine. I've got enough bad things I've done on
my conscience. I don't need to add anything else to
it now. I do want to add something to you, though.
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It's the place for Christmas gifts. Just start handing out
cozy stuff. Everybody will love you. All Right, we'll do
some thanks a little bit of Thanksgiving talk, human slavery talk.
We're gonna talk about two parties. Some young lady has
a question about why do we even have two parties? Next?
What Chris? We can make jokes. It's fine, we get
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that right. The Jesse Kelly Shell.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Remember you can email us steal. We're live here on
a Friday Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's knock
out a couple of food things because Thanksgiving is coming
next week and I want to give you heads up
on something for next week before we get into this.
I think I'm gonna start this on Tuesday, Monday or Tuesday,
but I'm gonna give you a heads up now. On Wednesday,
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we're gonna do a show. I'm similar to our normal show,
of course with issues in the stories of the day
and things like that. But I'm gonna start asking for
things you're thankful for. I used to do when we
rarely would take phone calls. Those were usually my favorite nights,
the ones tell me something you're grateful for. Sometimes that
can be hard to see, especially when you're going through
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hard times, hard to find something to be grateful for.
But I think it's important, especially in this season. It's
a good season to do that. So I'm gonna ask
for It'll be emails, it won't be phone calls, something
to consider thinking about. I'm gonna start asking for those.
And it doesn't have to be huge, right, but it
can't be Hey, I'm cancer free. You know. It could
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be small. It could be whatever. I'm grateful I have shoes,
whatever it is, find something to be thankful for in
your life. It's a very healthy way to live. Jesse actually,
says Bronco, my wife gave me the okay to smoke
chicken for Thanksgiving. She hates turkey. Sounds like a wonderful woman.
What are your recommendations to Brian or not to Brian
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the day before? What do you recommend for a good
rub his name is Mike. I don't I don't hope
I didn't give you the impression then I'm a good cook.
I'm joking when I call myself a pitmaster. I have
a pellet smoker. Any idiot can use a pellet smoker.
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That's actually exactly why I got the pellet smoker, because
I'm an idiot and I don't know what I'm doing.
Any moron can turn on a pellet smoker and throw
a brisket on there and just leave it for twenty
four hours and pull it off and it'll be delicious.
Any moron can do that. That's why I do that.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't have any idea,
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but I'll tell you what I do now. People criticize
the Internet, and your criticisms are usually justified. Of course,
this is bad for you, and that's bad for you.
At social media and all the other smut garbage, all
that's bad for you. All that's very valid, but remember
it can be wonderful. You know how easy it is
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now to find things online at websites, so social media
of how to cook things, and they'll even break down
a little video for you. Go find good point Chris
Chef gruel Uh chef Andrew Gruhl is a friend of mine.
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He's awesome, awesome dude. Go follow Gruel on social media
and he will, I guarantee, he's going to break it
down for you, and he does it in ways that
are affordable too. It's not all this well you have
to use the gold flakes and the truth of that.
It's just a normal dude. He will have you eating
some of the best stuff in your life that there's
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there are resources out there for people, all right, but
in general, I will give you this. I'm a beer
canned chicken guy, and I found these things. Every every
guy who's a pit master's gonna mock me right now,
but I found these things where it's a stand for
beer care beer canned chicken. You used to have to
balance it yourself or something, but now there's an actual
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stand where you put the beer can in and it'll
hold the chicken up low and slow with beer canned chicken,
and it's delicious. It just is you cook everything to
temperature that much, I know, put a freaking thermometer in
there and cook the temperature. That's it. Jesse. I was
attending my first holiday dinner of the season. I'm completely
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mortified by what people do to desserts. There's a delicious
looking chocolate bunt cake covered in a vomit brown coconnut molasses,
chocolate brownies with pecans in them. Oh, come on, pumpkin
pie with no cool whip or even whipped cream. I
had to settle for a piece of lemon sponge cake.
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Please help your audience this holiday season, and if they
bring a dessert, keep it simple and delicious. Everybody wants
to be special, I do you do. People don't want
to be like everyone else. They want to have something special.
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And that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's good to
be ambitious and want to rise above. But in an
effort to be special, people can oftentimes ruin something that
is good. And you see this a lot with food,
especially with desserts. We don't really need your special flare
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on apple pie. Just make apple pie be fine. That's right.
Bring a think of vanilla ice cream and throw it
on some warm apple pie as good as it gets.
You definitely don't need to nut the dessert. Can we
stop putting pecans and various nuts and the brownies. It's
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like a there's just nothing worse than biting into a
brownie and it's moist and it's delicious, and then just
this nut assalts your mouth. It's the worst thing in
the world. Can we stop nutting that? There's no need
of nut that is deserts. Simplicity is key. I told
you OB's a great baker. Everything's simple, Everything is simple.
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Oh that reminds me. I've got a good dessert for
you for Thanksgiving. If you got a Thanksgiving coming up
and you don't want to go traditional pumpkin pie, banana
pudding with the Nila wafers in it. Banana pudding. Of course,
everyone in george is nodding, because that's what Georgia really
specializes in. But the rest of the country is not
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necessarily familiar with the banana pudding Georgia. So just stow
it for a minute. I've got to tell everyone else
about this glory. Banana pudding is not even that difficult
to make, at least Abbs says it. I don't know,
I've never I've never done it. I've watched her, though,
and that's quite easy. It's easy watching her do it,
trust me. Banana pudding. Jesse, you speak often about the
communist habit of co opting institutions and pointing them at
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their enemies. Is there a risk that Trump's deportation machine
is used to attack the right when Newsome or the
next Marxist takes power. There's a chance. I don't know
about specifically Ice because their role, their job is is
so narrow. They can't really wrap up US citizens and that,
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but the Communists certainly could find a way. I will
say that that's the kind of thing we can't fret about,
meaning we can't sit and paralyze ourselves by thinking about
everything that communists might do with what we're doing. You
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can't do that to yourself. It would be like getting
in a fistfight. You ever been in a fistfight. The
worst thing you can possibly do if you're getting in
a fight is sit and think about what he might
do to me if I do this. But if I
jab him right there, then he's gonna get mad about that.
If I kick him here, then I might really make
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him mad. And then if you start doing that, you're
going to lose. Period. When you are up against communists,
you know that they're going to use every institution. They
will infiltrate it like the little subversives they are, and
they will use it for the revolution until it dies.
It's what they always do, always have, always will. But
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you can't stop you. You can't let that stop you
from building institutions. We must have institutions. Nations are built
on institutions. What we need to do is be much
more vigilant about letting the communists infiltrate them. We were
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way too negligent, We were way too naive for so long,
and one day we woke up and gay, the gay
pride was in the Boy Scouts. We looked around at thought, wait.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
What the how did.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
We weren't vigilant enough. We were far too nice. Well,
the communist was on the move. We were naive, we
were nice, and we convinced ourselves that at some point
he would back off. It would be too far, and
he would back off. And then the next day they
put gay porn in your child's school library. They don't
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back off. We have to stop them, all right, We
have more Next feeling a little stocky, follow like and
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Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday.
I remember we were talking about in the open and
the communist tactic of doing something terrible and then playing
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the victim every time they get caught. It's been very
effective for a very long time. Well, you remember that
congresswoman we talked about briefly last night, Sheila Cherifilus McCormick.
I don't know why they always have the hyphenated last name,
but look, we all we'll just go with that for now.
She's accused of funneling five million dollars from FEMA into
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her campaign account. Well that's kind of a big deal.
That's kind of thing. It's going to send you to
prison for a very long time. So, Sheila, what's up
with all this thuft?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
This is an unjust indictment, and it seems like these
intimidation tactics have been pervasive. We spent all weeks seeing
different members getting censured, all in hopes of intimidating and
kind of distracting from the Epstein files. And I look
forward to my day be coourse so I can prove
myself and actually state the truth. But if this is
what Congress is becoming, where they always trying to intimidate you,
scare tactics, especially attacking minorities, black and brown people. Then
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we're going to have to keep fighting for the district.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Ah, and there it is every time. They're masterful at it. Jesse.
I listen to the show now, and then my dad says,
you're the most knowledgeable host. He's right. I'm new to politics.
My question is, if Democrats are so bad, why do
we not just keep mister Trump in power? Why not
get rid of Democrats and just have one party. My
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dad loves the idea. I like the way you think, Lady. Well, first,
we don't want Donald Trump in power forever. We don't
want anyone in power forever. Remember just a little remedial
US history. This idea of presidential term limits, where presidents
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can only serve two terms, that's relatively new in American history.
George Washington was our first president. George Washington was insanely
popular in this country after the American Revolution because he's
just a boss and everyone it was awesome, just an
awesome guy. And after two terms, George Washington could have
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walked to re election forever till we died in office easily.
One of the greatest things about George Washington is not
just his generalship, not just his bravery on the battlefield.
He loved his wife. It's not just that George Washington
gave up power on purpose. He gave up the presidency
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because he knew it's unhealthy for a nation to have
one person in power that long, and it's unhealthy for
him to be in power that long. There is no
man walking the planet today. You want to rule over
you without end it's just not I'll tell you something else.
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We'll come back to the political parties thing in a moment.
You've heard of Bukley in El Salvador, right if you haven't.
He's the one who changed El Salvador from being the
murder capital of the world to being one of the
safest places in all of the planet. It's safe, it's clean,
and he's done just so many wonderful things there. He's
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cleaning up the streets, he took all the criminals, locked
them in cages, he impeached all the judges. He saved
the country. And he was supposed to be term limited
out according to their constitution. He's been so successful, he's
so popular. I believe his approval rating is over ninety percent.
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Imagine that over ninety percent. Just the whole place is like, yeah,
so popular that they changed it so now he can
just stay. And I'm a I'm a fan. I like
him a lot. I don't know him personally, but I'm
so impressed with someone who steps in and saves his country.
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I mean, so I say this as someone who I
admire him and I so respect what he's done. The
second I saw that he can stay in power forever.
They think he's about my age forty two, I think
forty three, I thought to myself, Oh, that's probably going
to end badly. This is someone I like. This is
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someone I like a lot. I respect as far as
I can tell from Afar. I mean, he may be
a scumbag, as far as I can tell from Afar,
seems to have a good heart, wants to save his country, family, man, husband, father,
This is someone I like and respect. He's done an
amazing job. And the second I saw he's there forever,
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I thought, Oh, that'll be terrible. It's not healthy to
stay in power, to stay in the limelight forever. I've
told you before about this job. I'm just so blessed
beyond belief to be here. I don't deserve it. I
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can't believe you like it. I'm blessed beyond belief to
be here. We love what we do. We laugh, we
laugh before the show, during the show, we just we
love what we do here. I'm not going to be
doing this when I'm sixty five. I'm not staying that long.
I'm not going to I am going to retire, and
when I retire, I'm not going to retire and then
(34:05):
go put up an Instagram video every fifteen minutes. Hey,
it's Jesse Kelly. I'm in the meat section of the
grocery store. I've ever dope. I'm just going to go away.
I'm gonna retire. I'm gonna go watch my grandkids suck
at sports, which I know they're going to. I'm gonna
be at every little choir thing they do. I'm gonna
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travel with ob as much as I can do so,
and I'm just going to disappear and have a normal
life because that's healthy. What Chris Chris said, how are
you gonna do that with no hobbies. I'm going to
develop some hobbies, Chris. Yet, food is a hobby, Chris, Yes,
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it is. You think I'm not You think I'm not
gonna start just traveling around trying the best stuff of
the By the way, I told you I'm going to
New York City next week. Not only have I already
scouted out a cheese place in New York City, I
made sure I already sent it to Jewish producer Chris
and producer Corey to rub it in their faces that
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they don't get to eat there and I do. And fellas,
don't worry. I may not put it out there for everyone,
but I will send you each a detailed review of
how delicious it all is, all with pictures. Yeah, no,
there are definitely gonna be pictures. Probably what Chris? What?
Chris is so jealous, So don't worry a buddy, it's
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not kosher anyway, all right, it's not kosher anyway. You
would just have to I would let you sit on
the sidewalk and watch me eat it from the outside.
That would be something. What then I would well know what?
You can come in and smell it. That would be better.
Then you can half enjoy it. I guess we still
have an hour left. We're still going to talk about slavery.
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I do want to address her question about why don't
we just eliminate democrats completely the hypocrisy. Should we point
out the hypocrisy of ice wearing masks and so much more?
Before we get to any of that, Let's get to this.
We love our dogs. I love mine, You love yours.
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Mine's an idiot. Yours is probably smart, but he is
the best, and we want him around. Not for ten years,
for twelve years. That's what I want. I want twelve
years with Fred now. Typically golden doodles die at ten.
What do you do? Well? You take him on walks
and give him water, and you got to give him nutrition.
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I need nutrition. You need nutrition, vitamins and minerals and
probiotics and omega oils and all the things your body needs.
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This is a Jesse Kelly show.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show where people be
texting and we got all kinds of great emails. Coming
up this hour, we'll talk about Gavin Newsom taking the
White House, God forbid. Somebody is about to enter the
VA wants to talk about some frustrations. Thanksgiving dinner, Hamburger, Helper,
all that and so much more coming up in another
(00:41):
hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. So let's touch on
this one because it'll be uncomfortable and offensive and we
get all kinds of complaints. Hey, Jesse, you keep saying
the left wants to take away our guns so they
can hurt us. Imagine it's twenty thirty and Gavin Newsom
is now president. Gives me the willies. Swat teams are
going house to house, knocking on doors and demanding that
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people give up their guns or go to a re
education camp. Please tell me what use all our guns
are going to be against the government taking away our guns.
Can you see the average yellow bellied American of today
standing up and fighting the government. People can't even be
bothered to vote. All right, Well, that's a very fair question. One.
(01:29):
Let's understand what motivates most people. What motivates you in moments,
at least if you're being honest and me in moments
necessity necessity. Have you ever gone through a period of
time in your life or maybe it's been your whole life,
or maybe you're in one right now where you weren't
(01:50):
working out, you've been lazy. I have this really yo
yo thing when it comes to working out. I will
go all in two three months, I'm all in. It's
three four times a week, if not more, working out,
working out, working out, get myself in great shape. Then
(02:10):
like it's almost like a light switch. I don't even
understand how it happens. I'll just stop, Nah, I don't
feel like it. I'll stop, and then I'll double down
on that and I'll start eating terribly. You know what
gets me back in the gym? If this has happened
so many times, I'm ashamed. I'm embarrassed to even say it.
(02:31):
I wish I was a different person, a better person,
But you know, it gets me back in the gym.
I'll be getting in the shower one day and I'll
turn and look at it myself in the mirror. Naked,
and I'll go, oh gosh, what did you do to yourself?
You disgusting tub glue goo, And next day back in
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the gym. Necessity drives so much of what we do.
If you're being honest, if you've ever had a job,
or maybe you're at one now where you hear layoffs
are coming, or that's the rumor layoffs are coming. You
work a little harder that day, don't you. Maybe you
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show up a little earlier in the coming days, the
coming weeks, earlier than you normally do. Don't you stay late? Hey, boss,
just tear grinding, don't you I've done it? Why why
weren't you doing that before? Well? In necessity? Now now
now it's dire. You accurately point out the apathy of
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a large portion of Americans. There are a few things
that are more disheartening politically than looking at the voting
totals for local elections. Just set aside president stuff and
because those can go either way, but local elections, you know,
your community, your local government, in your state government actually
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has so much more to do with your quality of
life than the federal government does. They just do look
at how many people show up, and you look at
those numbers and you say to yourself, this whole population
is apathetic. They're not involved, they don't care. That these
people will never stand up and fight back. But that
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would be it will be a mistake to look at
it that way. People are apathetic naturally until they can't
be anymore. I'm actually working on something right now. I've
told you my next history episode is going to be
the Rhodesian Bush War, right, and I'm not going to
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spoil it for you, but I'll give you just a
little tidbit of something. I'm getting background on the area.
I'm doing a bunch of reading and watching stuff and
listening to things on the background of the area so
I can set up the area appropriately for you. And
at some point in time, the Africans, this is before
actual Rhodesia, the Africans rebel against the Europeans that are there,
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but they didn't rebel right away. In fact, the rebellion
the revolt was a bit of a shock because they
had been working with and for the Europeans for a
year or more with not really major problems. All of
a sudden, you open up the door of your hut
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and there are twelve angry Africans with war clubs getting
ready to bash your skull in and you're looking around saying,
what whoa what happened? It was fine until it wasn't
fine anymore. If you are concerned about one day we
get another communist government in there and they attempt to
do worse things than even the Biden administration did, that's
(05:51):
a valid concern. It's a very valid concern, because they
will try to They're going to double and triple down
the next time if they can. The only lesson Democrats
learned from all the evil crap they've done over the
last ten years is they didn't do enough of it.
That's the only lesson they've learned. So that's a very
valid concern. But you can only push people so far.
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Just because my normy neighbor skips a local election, even
though I'm yelling at him, doesn't mean he's not going
to step up and load a magazine if he hears
the government is going door to door confiscating people's guns.
That for him is probably a bridge too far, and
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now people are gonna die and understand this. There are
a lot of bravado sounding statements around guns in the
Second Amendment. In America's gun ownership and things like that.
You know, the Second Amendment is the one that protects
the rest of them. But almost all those statements just
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like that one are one hundred percent true, and the
government knows it, and the military knows it, and every
law enforcement agency from federal to local knows it. Your
local police department wherever it is, would be brushed aside
like gnats. If the armed people in your area ever
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chose to do so, it would be like nothing. And
I've told you this before, and please don't do this,
Please don't organize this or do this. The reason it's
so laughable that they called the January sixth and insurrection
is simply this. I know, you think about DC almost
like it's a fortress with all the cameras and the
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cops and the Secret Service and the FBI, and there's
all whoa, there's all these federal guns. And if the
American people wanted to march into Washington, DC and wipe
out the entire government, including the FBI, including the Secret Service,
it would be easy. Did you know that? Just numbers wise,
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it would be nothing. The reason it's laughable that it
was an insurrection is if there was ever an attempted
resurrection or resurrection insurrection by Americans in this country, it
would succeed. Unless it was unbelievably tiny, it would succeed.
There's nothing they could do about it that the Secret
Service would have to scramble to get Trump on a
(08:28):
helicopter and get him out of town before him because
there's no stopping those numbers. As Napoleon so famously said,
quantity has a quality all its own. It's a great line,
and it's very, very true. The American citizen has more
guns and ammunition than every branch of the military and
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every law enforcement agency in this country combined by orders
of magnitude. The American citizens, should they, god forbid ever
feel the need to revolt, would win. And the military
knows it, and the cops know it. And I mean,
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you can say a swat team, what if the swat teams?
Swat teams know it too. Quantity has a quality on
its own. Don't ever, ever ever give up your guns. Ever.
The reason they've been trying for so so long is
they know what I just said is true. And should
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they ever succeed in confiscating our guns and taking them away,
then what I just said becomes completely untrue, then we
would lose. Then we would be massacred. Whenever we get
an evil enough communist who wants to go do well
what communists have always done. Don't ever give up your
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guns ever. And that little fact I told you about
how we could sweep these people out if we ever
chose to do so. They all know it and they
all hate it. Did you know that drive some razy,
absolutely crazy? Did you think it's an accident? Democrats now
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routinely talk about using the military on our own people.
Joe Bide would joke about it. You need a fighter
jet to take on a government. Eric Swallwell, we got nukes.
They think about nuking you, They think about sending jets
into your town. Keep your guns and your belief factor.
You're gonna need that no matter what happens. Because you
(10:41):
don't want to live with pain. Who wants to live
with pain? It's freaking horrible. So people do one of
two things when it comes to pain. Maybe you're doing
this right now. They try to tough it out. But
just because you're not complaining all day long, that doesn't
mean life is good, does it. You're still not going
(11:01):
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Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. People be texting today, Chris,
I can't help it.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it in committee. We
obviouslyting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I can't help it, Bronco. I'll be retiring from the
military in about a year, so I'll be entering the
VA system with all that entails. When I think about that,
I know that truly disabled veterans get their well deserved
compensation every month. But also I know that thousands and
thousands of complete turds literally he says, made up injuries
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and ailments to get that magic one hundred percent rating,
which means they get about four thousand dollars of tax
free money every month until they die. Am I the
only one that angers to no end? It makes me
in the name of a just merciful gosh.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
In the name of a just merciful guy.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
What say you? Yeah, I hate it, and I have
friends who do it, are doing it. When we got
out of the Marine Corps, we got the same thing,
you know, the same people in our ear that young
veterans get today, people telling you, Hey, go claim disability,
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Hey get down to the VA. Hey if you do X,
Y and Z, if you claim this, if you claim that,
if you claim this, then you get free money. You
get free money, You get free money. And I was
never even tempted to do it. I I kind of
look at it as theft. If I'm being honest, I
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feel like it's theft. I feel like it's stevious and dirty,
and I feel like it is disrespectful to veterans who
legitimately need it. That's what I feel like, because I
have friends who legitimately needed One of my buddies, he
was a sniper in Iraq and he was up on
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a rooftop. It doesn't matter, but the roof caved in
and he fell I think like three or four stories
through the building. And he's actually the guy I bailed
out of jail in Mexico, by the way, and I
was not with him when it happened. I heard it.
It had happened. We were in Iraq. I had heard
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it. It happened, I think about a week after it happened,
and by the time I had heard, they didn't know
if he was still alive. And he ended up living
by the grace of God. And this is a very physical,
awesome dude. He was just an awesome dude. And the
next time I saw him, I would say it was
a year later and just guessing on that, who knows.
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A year later, finally saw him on base. His entire
freaking body was and needles and casts, and I don't know.
I think he broke both legs, has himp both arms, ribs.
It was awful, like his body was shattered. You're right, Chris,
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very lucky to be alive. Now you're telling me that
you deserve the same disability that guy deserves. That guy's
going to have physical problems the rest of his life.
That guy's my age, and he probably has arthritis all
over his body from all that damage and inflammation and
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that and it. It seems dishonorable to those guys to
go claim something like that. So I never did it.
I never liked it, never did it, wasn't even tempted
to do it. And I did go to the VA.
There was there's a big VA in Tucson, Arizona, and
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I went. I was having all kinds of stomach problems
when I got back from Iraq. I still don't know
what it was fine, it's fine now, but I was
having these real bad stomach problems. So I was going
to the VA. And you know, if you're a veteran
of a form war, you get free health care at
the VA. At least that's how it was. I'm assuming
it still is. And I'll tell you what really hit
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me is you would go to the VA and get
these appointments, and you're sitting in there and you're looking
at all these old timers, you know, World War two
vets and Korean War vets and their cool hats on,
and you just know that guy's freaking cool. And then
you're sitting there. I'm sitting there pretty much, and I'm
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able bodied. I'm having problems, That's why I'm there, but
I'm able bodied. And it made me self conscious about
taking up their space. And maybe that's a bad way
to look at it. I'm not saying I'm right, but
it made me self conscious about taking up their space.
And then the longer I would go to the VA,
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Iraq was getting worse, you know, Irack got worse. After
I got back, Afghanistan was getting worse. And then younger
guys with significant injuries were starting to walk and be
wheelchaired through the halls at the VA, and that made
me even more self conscious. Now we're looking at guys
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my age and he doesn't have a leg, you know.
Now we're looking at guys my age and he's got
burns all over his body, and it just I don't
want to take up their space. If that makes sense.
Does that make any sense? I just don't want to.
It made me feel dirty. And I am a terrible person,
I admit that. But it made me feel a little
bit dirty, all right, all right, And that's the kind
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of dirt you don't want on your conscience. You just
don't want that on your conscience. I don't want it
on mine. I've got enough bad things I've done on
my conscience. I don't need to add anything else to
it now. I do want to add something to you, though.
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(18:06):
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It's the place for Christmas gifts. Just start handing out
cozy stuff. Everybody will love you. All Right, we'll do
some thanks a little bit of Thanksgiving talk, human slavery talk.
We're gonna talk about two parties. Some young lady has
a question about why do we even have two parties? Next?
What Chris? We can make jokes. It's fine, we get
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that right. The Jesse Kelly Shell.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Remember you can email us steal. We're live here on
a Friday Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's knock
out a couple of food things because Thanksgiving is coming
next week and I want to give you heads up
on something for next week before we get into this.
I think I'm gonna start this on Tuesday, Monday or Tuesday,
but I'm gonna give you a heads up now. On Wednesday,
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we're gonna do a show. I'm similar to our normal show,
of course with issues in the stories of the day
and things like that. But I'm gonna start asking for
things you're thankful for. I used to do when we
rarely would take phone calls. Those were usually my favorite nights,
the ones tell me something you're grateful for. Sometimes that
can be hard to see, especially when you're going through
(20:08):
hard times, hard to find something to be grateful for.
But I think it's important, especially in this season. It's
a good season to do that. So I'm gonna ask
for It'll be emails, it won't be phone calls, something
to consider thinking about. I'm gonna start asking for those.
And it doesn't have to be huge, right, but it
can't be Hey, I'm cancer free. You know. It could
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be small. It could be whatever. I'm grateful I have shoes,
whatever it is, find something to be thankful for in
your life. It's a very healthy way to live. Jesse actually,
says Bronco, my wife gave me the okay to smoke
chicken for Thanksgiving. She hates turkey. Sounds like a wonderful woman.
What are your recommendations to Brian or not to Brian
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the day before? What do you recommend for a good
rub his name is Mike. I don't I don't hope
I didn't give you the impression then I'm a good cook.
I'm joking when I call myself a pitmaster. I have
a pellet smoker. Any idiot can use a pellet smoker.
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That's actually exactly why I got the pellet smoker, because
I'm an idiot and I don't know what I'm doing.
Any moron can turn on a pellet smoker and throw
a brisket on there and just leave it for twenty
four hours and pull it off and it'll be delicious.
Any moron can do that. That's why I do that.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't have any idea,
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but I'll tell you what I do now. People criticize
the Internet, and your criticisms are usually justified. Of course,
this is bad for you, and that's bad for you.
At social media and all the other smut garbage, all
that's bad for you. All that's very valid, but remember
it can be wonderful. You know how easy it is
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now to find things online at websites, so social media
of how to cook things, and they'll even break down
a little video for you. Go find good point Chris
Chef gruel Uh chef Andrew Gruhl is a friend of mine.
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He's awesome, awesome dude. Go follow Gruel on social media
and he will, I guarantee, he's going to break it
down for you, and he does it in ways that
are affordable too. It's not all this well you have
to use the gold flakes and the truth of that.
It's just a normal dude. He will have you eating
some of the best stuff in your life that there's
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there are resources out there for people, all right, but
in general, I will give you this. I'm a beer
canned chicken guy, and I found these things. Every every
guy who's a pit master's gonna mock me right now,
but I found these things where it's a stand for
beer care beer canned chicken. You used to have to
balance it yourself or something, but now there's an actual
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stand where you put the beer can in and it'll
hold the chicken up low and slow with beer canned chicken,
and it's delicious. It just is you cook everything to
temperature that much, I know, put a freaking thermometer in
there and cook the temperature. That's it. Jesse. I was
attending my first holiday dinner of the season. I'm completely
(23:23):
mortified by what people do to desserts. There's a delicious
looking chocolate bunt cake covered in a vomit brown coconnut molasses,
chocolate brownies with pecans in them. Oh, come on, pumpkin
pie with no cool whip or even whipped cream. I
had to settle for a piece of lemon sponge cake.
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Please help your audience this holiday season, and if they
bring a dessert, keep it simple and delicious. Everybody wants
to be special, I do you do. People don't want
to be like everyone else. They want to have something special.
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And that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's good to
be ambitious and want to rise above. But in an
effort to be special, people can oftentimes ruin something that
is good. And you see this a lot with food,
especially with desserts. We don't really need your special flare
(24:26):
on apple pie. Just make apple pie be fine. That's right.
Bring a think of vanilla ice cream and throw it
on some warm apple pie as good as it gets.
You definitely don't need to nut the dessert. Can we
stop putting pecans and various nuts and the brownies. It's
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like a there's just nothing worse than biting into a
brownie and it's moist and it's delicious, and then just
this nut assalts your mouth. It's the worst thing in
the world. Can we stop nutting that? There's no need
of nut that is deserts. Simplicity is key. I told
you OB's a great baker. Everything's simple, Everything is simple.
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Oh that reminds me. I've got a good dessert for
you for Thanksgiving. If you got a Thanksgiving coming up
and you don't want to go traditional pumpkin pie, banana
pudding with the Nila wafers in it. Banana pudding. Of course,
everyone in george is nodding, because that's what Georgia really
specializes in. But the rest of the country is not
(25:29):
necessarily familiar with the banana pudding Georgia. So just stow
it for a minute. I've got to tell everyone else
about this glory. Banana pudding is not even that difficult
to make, at least Abbs says it. I don't know,
I've never I've never done it. I've watched her, though,
and that's quite easy. It's easy watching her do it,
trust me. Banana pudding. Jesse, you speak often about the
communist habit of co opting institutions and pointing them at
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their enemies. Is there a risk that Trump's deportation machine
is used to attack the right when Newsome or the
next Marxist takes power. There's a chance. I don't know
about specifically Ice because their role, their job is is
so narrow. They can't really wrap up US citizens and that,
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but the Communists certainly could find a way. I will
say that that's the kind of thing we can't fret about,
meaning we can't sit and paralyze ourselves by thinking about
everything that communists might do with what we're doing. You
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can't do that to yourself. It would be like getting
in a fistfight. You ever been in a fistfight. The
worst thing you can possibly do if you're getting in
a fight is sit and think about what he might
do to me if I do this. But if I
jab him right there, then he's gonna get mad about that.
If I kick him here, then I might really make
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him mad. And then if you start doing that, you're
going to lose. Period. When you are up against communists,
you know that they're going to use every institution. They
will infiltrate it like the little subversives they are, and
they will use it for the revolution until it dies.
It's what they always do, always have, always will. But
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you can't stop you. You can't let that stop you
from building institutions. We must have institutions. Nations are built
on institutions. What we need to do is be much
more vigilant about letting the communists infiltrate them. We were
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way too negligent, We were way too naive for so long,
and one day we woke up and gay, the gay
pride was in the Boy Scouts. We looked around at thought, wait.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
What the how did.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
We weren't vigilant enough. We were far too nice. Well,
the communist was on the move. We were naive, we
were nice, and we convinced ourselves that at some point
he would back off. It would be too far, and
he would back off. And then the next day they
put gay porn in your child's school library. They don't
(28:18):
back off. We have to stop them, all right, We
have more Next feeling a little stocky, follow like and
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Jesse Kelly Show. On a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday.
I remember we were talking about in the open and
the communist tactic of doing something terrible and then playing
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the victim every time they get caught. It's been very
effective for a very long time. Well, you remember that
congresswoman we talked about briefly last night, Sheila Cherifilus McCormick.
I don't know why they always have the hyphenated last name,
but look, we all we'll just go with that for now.
She's accused of funneling five million dollars from FEMA into
(29:02):
her campaign account. Well that's kind of a big deal.
That's kind of thing. It's going to send you to
prison for a very long time. So, Sheila, what's up
with all this thuft?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
This is an unjust indictment, and it seems like these
intimidation tactics have been pervasive. We spent all weeks seeing
different members getting censured, all in hopes of intimidating and
kind of distracting from the Epstein files. And I look
forward to my day be coourse so I can prove
myself and actually state the truth. But if this is
what Congress is becoming, where they always trying to intimidate you,
scare tactics, especially attacking minorities, black and brown people. Then
(29:34):
we're going to have to keep fighting for the district.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Ah, and there it is every time. They're masterful at it. Jesse.
I listen to the show now, and then my dad says,
you're the most knowledgeable host. He's right. I'm new to politics.
My question is, if Democrats are so bad, why do
we not just keep mister Trump in power? Why not
get rid of Democrats and just have one party. My
(29:58):
dad loves the idea. I like the way you think, Lady. Well, first,
we don't want Donald Trump in power forever. We don't
want anyone in power forever. Remember just a little remedial
US history. This idea of presidential term limits, where presidents
(30:19):
can only serve two terms, that's relatively new in American history.
George Washington was our first president. George Washington was insanely
popular in this country after the American Revolution because he's
just a boss and everyone it was awesome, just an
awesome guy. And after two terms, George Washington could have
(30:46):
walked to re election forever till we died in office easily.
One of the greatest things about George Washington is not
just his generalship, not just his bravery on the battlefield.
He loved his wife. It's not just that George Washington
gave up power on purpose. He gave up the presidency
(31:11):
because he knew it's unhealthy for a nation to have
one person in power that long, and it's unhealthy for
him to be in power that long. There is no
man walking the planet today. You want to rule over
you without end it's just not I'll tell you something else.
(31:33):
We'll come back to the political parties thing in a moment.
You've heard of Bukley in El Salvador, right if you haven't.
He's the one who changed El Salvador from being the
murder capital of the world to being one of the
safest places in all of the planet. It's safe, it's clean,
and he's done just so many wonderful things there. He's
(31:54):
cleaning up the streets, he took all the criminals, locked
them in cages, he impeached all the judges. He saved
the country. And he was supposed to be term limited
out according to their constitution. He's been so successful, he's
so popular. I believe his approval rating is over ninety percent.
(32:15):
Imagine that over ninety percent. Just the whole place is like, yeah,
so popular that they changed it so now he can
just stay. And I'm a I'm a fan. I like
him a lot. I don't know him personally, but I'm
so impressed with someone who steps in and saves his country.
(32:37):
I mean, so I say this as someone who I
admire him and I so respect what he's done. The
second I saw that he can stay in power forever.
They think he's about my age forty two, I think
forty three, I thought to myself, Oh, that's probably going
to end badly. This is someone I like. This is
(33:00):
someone I like a lot. I respect as far as
I can tell from Afar. I mean, he may be
a scumbag, as far as I can tell from Afar,
seems to have a good heart, wants to save his country, family, man, husband, father,
This is someone I like and respect. He's done an
amazing job. And the second I saw he's there forever,
(33:21):
I thought, Oh, that'll be terrible. It's not healthy to
stay in power, to stay in the limelight forever. I've
told you before about this job. I'm just so blessed
beyond belief to be here. I don't deserve it. I
(33:42):
can't believe you like it. I'm blessed beyond belief to
be here. We love what we do. We laugh, we
laugh before the show, during the show, we just we
love what we do here. I'm not going to be
doing this when I'm sixty five. I'm not staying that long.
I'm not going to I am going to retire, and
when I retire, I'm not going to retire and then
(34:05):
go put up an Instagram video every fifteen minutes. Hey,
it's Jesse Kelly. I'm in the meat section of the
grocery store. I've ever dope. I'm just going to go away.
I'm gonna retire. I'm gonna go watch my grandkids suck
at sports, which I know they're going to. I'm gonna
be at every little choir thing they do. I'm gonna
(34:26):
travel with ob as much as I can do so,
and I'm just going to disappear and have a normal
life because that's healthy. What Chris Chris said, how are
you gonna do that with no hobbies. I'm going to
develop some hobbies, Chris. Yet, food is a hobby, Chris, Yes,
(34:46):
it is. You think I'm not You think I'm not
gonna start just traveling around trying the best stuff of
the By the way, I told you I'm going to
New York City next week. Not only have I already
scouted out a cheese place in New York City, I
made sure I already sent it to Jewish producer Chris
and producer Corey to rub it in their faces that
(35:09):
they don't get to eat there and I do. And fellas,
don't worry. I may not put it out there for everyone,
but I will send you each a detailed review of
how delicious it all is, all with pictures. Yeah, no,
there are definitely gonna be pictures. Probably what Chris? What?
Chris is so jealous, So don't worry a buddy, it's
(35:32):
not kosher anyway, all right, it's not kosher anyway. You
would just have to I would let you sit on
the sidewalk and watch me eat it from the outside.
That would be something. What then I would well know what?
You can come in and smell it. That would be better.
Then you can half enjoy it. I guess we still
have an hour left. We're still going to talk about slavery.
(35:53):
I do want to address her question about why don't
we just eliminate democrats completely the hypocrisy. Should we point
out the hypocrisy of ice wearing masks and so much more?
Before we get to any of that, Let's get to this.
We love our dogs. I love mine, You love yours.
(36:14):
Mine's an idiot. Yours is probably smart, but he is
the best, and we want him around. Not for ten years,
for twelve years. That's what I want. I want twelve
years with Fred now. Typically golden doodles die at ten.
What do you do? Well? You take him on walks
and give him water, and you got to give him nutrition.
(36:38):
I need nutrition. You need nutrition, vitamins and minerals and
probiotics and omega oils and all the things your body needs.
You need those things. I need those things. Your dog
does too. There is no nutrition in dog food. It's dead.
It's brown because it's dead. They roast it all out
at the factory. Sprinkle rough Greens on your dogs food.
(37:01):
It's not magic, it's just biology. Start giving your dog
actual nutrients. Your dog comes alive and stays alive healthier.
It fixed fread's digestive problems. You want a free jumpstart
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com promo code Jesse, We'll be back.
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