November 21, 2025 • 37 mins
Just how bad our representatives are. Forgetting our representatives’ flaws during election season. Bad messaging that reaches norm at the dinner table. The struggles of being 6’8”
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, it's an ask Doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday.
As recruise into the weekend, Thanksgivings almost here, and we
are going to have.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Such a great show tonight. The Democrats, the communists who
put out that video calling for subversives in the CIA
and military to step up, They're they're now playing the victim.
We're going to talk about communists, antics, tactics here in
just a moment. Got a bunch of emails about Trump's
comments about American workers and stuff like that. You have
(01:00):
your say, I had my saya yesterday. We'll touch on that.
We are going to get to what happens if the
government switches back into their hands. What's my favorite airline snack?
All that Hamburger helper and so much more coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's
rewind a little bit, just to set the table here first,
(01:24):
I'm not actually focusing as much on what those senators
and members of the House of Representatives said when they
called for members of the military and CIA to subvert
the Trump administration. That's really not the point of what
we're about to talk about. This is more of a
an understanding communist tactics thing, all right, because they're doing
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something today, it's obvious what they're doing. They do these
kinds of things all the time, and they do this
because it's effective. It's effective unless you reckonize it. So
let's just rewind you heard it. I've played it for
you the last couple of days. Democrat senators, Democrat members
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of the House, produce, edit, and publish this.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Americans trust their military with that trust is at risk.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You all swore an oath.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
To protect and defend this constitution.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming
from a broad but from right here at home.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Our laws are clear.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You must refuse illegal orders. No one has to carry
out orders that violate the law or our constitution. We
know this is hard, and yeah, you got it.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So today if you notice patterns, and I'm sure you
do today, actually about the last twenty four hours, what
has happened. Well, in the wake of that, Trump put
up a social media post saying something like sedition treason,
which and that, honestly, it's pretty much what it is.
That's a jaw dropping thing that we should never normalize.
(03:10):
But there is no there's no bottom for Democrats now
they're completely unhinged. Donald Trump sedition treason. Well, now every
single person in that video has gone to the media
and said things like this. This is Senator Mark kellall
o k It says.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
We are in uncharted orders. I mean, I never expected,
after serving twenty five years in the Navy, flying combat
missions over i Raq and Kuwait find the space shuttle
that now I've got to worry about my personal safety
and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already
nearly assassinated because of something the President said.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, he was Jim Crow.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested
and executed simply for reminding our service members of their
oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule
of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as
a combat veteran, a paratrooper and Army ranger, and now
as a member of Congress. That is a lifetime oath
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for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding
that sacred obligation.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Here's Maddie Goodlander. Look, I never.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause
the President of the United States, the commander in chief
to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look,
our message is clear to our service members, and I
think it's a really important one in this moment. Our
laws are clear. We all take an oath to the
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same Constitution, and it is here.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is what communists do. They do it all the time,
and they do it because it works. As you know,
as we talk about all the time, they are revolutionar areas.
They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it, use
it for the revolution, and burn it all down. That
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is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will push
too far. It's just look, it's hard to infiltrate something
forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far.
And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to
them really a lot. What happens when you get caught,
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What happens when you push too far? Play the victim.
The second you push too far, when the hammer comes down,
play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective
way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't
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work as well in other parts of the world that
have kind of different values system like you look at
if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not saying
we want to be like Singapore, of course, but if
you look at places like Singapore when they had a
communist problem, he just ran them all out of the
country or throw them in prison immediately. Gone, well you
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can't do that, Yes I can't. Gone, goodbye, crack down
immediately gone, no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean,
everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization,
cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said,
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turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is
that the Christian thing to do have been used to
great effect on good people to stop communists from ever
being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it,
they infiltrate, they push too far, they do something bad
the second someone speaks out against it, as oh, quit
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being a fascist. What do your bit we have to
recognize it for what it is. I've told you this
story before. In fact, I think I told it again,
and I know I told it again recently about when
there was a town here and they had the lesbian
militant anti gun communists getting ready to leave the Fourth
of July parade, and we led this campaign. A lot
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of people participated to get her kicked out. Got her
kicked out. All right, she was gone. So she leaves.
She says, all right, I'm not going to do the parade.
I'm leaving. What did she do? She went to the media.
Media started calling her, and she immediately immediately said, I'm
receiving death threats. There have been death threats. I'm receiving
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death threats. The media started running with that story, blaming
me for death threats. She's asked, can we see them?
Can I show them to us? I'm out, you know what,
I'm just done with this. I'm out of the country.
Of course, because there were never any death threats at all.
But because she's a trained communist, she understands the tactics.
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They just work perfectly, and the media goes with them.
And half the time the media won't even ask you
to verify death threats death threats. I've been receiving death threats.
These death threats are crazy death threats, and immediately they
the bad guy, the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes
the victim. The way to defeat this tactic is simply
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to recognize it. This is not a one off. Like
I said, it's really not about the video or the
response from today. It's not about the dune parade thing
again that I brought up. This is something they use
all the time. Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacy Plaskett, Democrat,
Member of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was
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already a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing
and Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face,
it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelieve vable.
Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What
to do when you were caught red handed doing something terrible?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Well, folks who also took money from somebody?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Wrong button?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Because I'm sorry, but like, we don't have ethical rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it in committee. We
obvious sitting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.
I mean our staff texts us, like everybody text us like.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
People people be texting.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You
know who was texting me my pastor? Okay, So, like,
let me be clear, there is no ethical violation, and
so the idea or the audacity to decide that you
want to strip a black woman of her committee assignment
because she was texting with Epstein.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Are you gonna do this to a black woman? She
was caught red handed doing terrible things, honestly, possibly even
illegal things. What do you are you doing this to
a black woman? We be texting extremely effective. They use
it because it works. It stops working the second you
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recognize it and decide you're never going to let them
do that to you. Never let the communist demons be
the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. Smash them
when they're caught doing something wrong. All right, now, I
will answer the question. I didn't actually answer the question.
What do I think they have planned? I'll answer that
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(11:48):
the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wonderful Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I refer to
Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his
name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's
responsible for that, well, look, what have I told you
(12:09):
about leadership. Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do.
That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the
blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better.
Jewish producer Chris producer Corey on the sound list. They
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listed his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense.
They're really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name,
and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris, what?
Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now
Chris is blaming Corey. Yes, Chris, I can blame you.
(12:56):
You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately pass the
buck now there's no one for Corey to pass it to.
Way to go, idiot. He back to what we were saying,
What is the point? What do I actually think the
point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So
Alissa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest shots
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in that video because they're United States senators, right. Alissa
Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a Democrat
from Arizona. Why does that matter? Well, if this was
Elizabeth Warren Or and Chris Murphy to two senators from
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hardcore blue places, super super blue places. That would be
one conversation. But Alissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent purple states.
They both are senators from states where Donald Trump won.
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So here's what, here's a dilemma they have. Alissa Slotkin
cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't do the
Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She can't go
out there and be Chay Gavera. She's she can't. Michigan
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is not that blue. It's just not. She can't do it.
Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament in Arizona.
He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act like a
senator from California or Oregon. He can't be Fidel Castro.
He has to do it differently. But how do you
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do it differently? Well, there are going to be times
where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't quite go
far as far as the communist base of the Democrat
Party wants them to go. They can't. They can't because
they'll lose elections if they do it. So how do
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you make up for that? You make up for that
by putting out things occasionally that make you look like
a bomb throwing communist, like the Democrat base wants. Do
you want a right wing version of this? You know
what a right wing version of this is? Immigration. I've
talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican base
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is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death of it.
Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly on huge
important issues. But you know what they will do when
it matters, or or when they think you're watching. Let's say,
you know what, I have a perfect example of this.
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John McCain used to make Republican voters mad all the
time because he'd vote with the communist on this or
the communists on that. Used to make Republican voters mad
all the time. John McCain all of a sudden has
to run, Not all of a sudden had to run
for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now
this is Gang of eight amnesty, John McCain, who routinely
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made the Republican base mad boom its primary season. What
ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona.
I'm gonna build the wall I'm John McCain, and I'm
gonna deport every one of these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're
gonna get these people. At what's he doing. He's finding
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an issue, He's finding something that makes the base uniquely
fired up, that makes you and me look at it
on the TV and go, yeah, deport them all. And
in that moment, we forget about all the other crap,
We forget about everything else you don't like, because in
that moment, he's feeding me something I never get, not
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even from him, And I'm finally I'm standing up off
the couch. Yes, got up, deport them all all. This
is the communist version of that.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Americans trust their military, but that trust is at risk.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
You all swore an oath to protect.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
And defend this time.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's what that was. That was Elissa Slotkin and Mark
Kelly putting up a shield, not from you, not from Trump.
That was them trying to put up a shield between
them and their rabid communist base. We have a situation
that we've seen play out time and time again. We're
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watching it. It's happening as we speak. Democrat politicians are
afraid of their communist base. The average Democrat voter now
is a communist and they demand communism. That's what they want.
Every poll shows it. They like socialism more than capitalism.
That they believe boys can become girls. That these people
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have lost their freaking minds. If you're a Democrat senator
from the state of Michigan, you can't campaign on that.
You can be a Democrat, you can't campaign on that.
What's your base gonna do? They're gonna tear you apart.
We already had an Arizona senator who went bye bye
Kristen Cinema. She was a Democrat. She tried to do
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that middle of the road moderate thing, see ya. One
term base tossed her out. That's what you're seeing. Let's
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the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's
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the weekend time, and you know what we're gonna do
on the weekend. We be texting.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yes, I'm sorry, but like we don't have have ethical
like rules that say that you can't receive text messages
or you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody
has a certain record, and you can't do it in committee.
We obviously sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
People be texting. What Chris, people be texting, Fellas, I
just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard.
It does look people be texting, Chris, all right, people
be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there.
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Come on that. People be texting Chris. All right, all right,
all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday
at the beginning of the show about the messaging out
of the Trump White House about the h one b's
and the foreigners and things like that. And you wrote
a bunch of emails and actually, I'm gonna let you
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have your say. I'm gonna read them. And just for
reference case you've been under a rock, it's now two
times he said this. This was him with Laura engh one.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
B visa thing will not be a big priority for
your administration, because if you want to raise wages for
American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of
thousands or hundreds.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Of And we also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
When we're gone to your talent and I know you
don't know, you don't We don't have talented people.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents. And
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
We're going to make missiles.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
He caught a lot of flat for that, but then
stood up in front of the Saudis. This was at
a Saudi event.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
And so to bring people to get those plants opened,
we want you to do that, and we want those
people to teach our people how to make computer chips
and how to make other things. You can't come in,
and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a
massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars
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like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going
to hire people off an unemployment line to run it.
They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them,
and I'm going to welcome those people. Now. I love
my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this is MAGA.
And those people are going to teach our people how
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to make computer chips and in a.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Short period of time.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Our people are going to be doing great, and those
people can go home where they probably always want to be.
You know, when people are born someplace, they tend to
want to go. And we have the greatest country in
the world, but they want to go.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India.
You can tell you can definitely. All right, So I'm
going to read it because I had my say yesterday.
I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company.
They thought they could save money by making circuit boards
in Mexico, provided no training and things that'd be great.
The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops.
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It took one year of extremely talented people to get
the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make
the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are smart,
so on and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump is a
smart man. Why we did let all those communists into
our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people disagree with
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my take, Jesse, I love you, love your show again.
He was cool. This guy's coolbout It's fine to disagree,
And you're making way too big of a deal. Out
of an obvious misstatement by Trump about training for American workers.
He never said they're too dumbs so on and so forth.
That's a huge mistake on your part, not his. You're
making a bigger deal. He didn't mean anything bad or evil.
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You're helping the left. Chill out, please, All right, there's
lots of these, Jesse. Thank you for what you do.
Listen to your comments about what Trump said. I could
be wrong, but my guests is that was part of
the deal he made with those countries to get the factories,
so on and so forth. Okay, so look, all these
are great points, all these and this is a fraction
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of the emails we got. It came pouring in, and look,
everybody was cool about it. Some some are mad at Trump,
some some are mad at me, but but cool about it.
It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse,
I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse.
So so let's let me just explain this. This is
the This is just my point on it. If if
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you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of
the easiest ones to use. If I actually have I
have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I
have to go out. I have to work. I have
to have dinner with the friend. I say have to,
because well, it's not it's not a fun evening. I
have to talk to him about something he's going through,
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something wants my help or whatever. But this friend I'm
actually going to dinner with tonight, don't worry. He doesn't
listen to the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway.
He for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly,
really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did
a year in rehab, a long time in one of
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the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home.
You want to go see him, You have to go
visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner,
I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order
a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled
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with it to the point that it would be wrong
for me to order a beer. All right, when it
comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid.
And by the way, I really agree with the one
with one of you who said this is probably part
of the deal. Trump struck. You know, you strike a
deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is
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just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a
huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant,
you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you.
That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And
let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and
honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the
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Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay,
maybe it wasn't messaged right. My point is not even
necessarily about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers.
My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right,
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not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, in decades,
we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country illegally, illegally,
in pillaging what is ours, decades of it, tens of
millions of them. Did you know that roughly all we
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can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of the country
are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around that fifteen percent.
Decades of that after decades of that, decades of that
abuse the American people. Even if you struck a deal,
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even if it has to be done, even if it's temporary,
even if you're right about this or that, even if
the American people don't want to hear this.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
H one B visa thing, will not be a big
priority for your administration, because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of dolls.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
And we also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
When we do.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
We don't have.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It doesn't land well. My point was not specifically about
the actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said, we
are now and I believe I think I saw a
number two point three million foreigners, a reduction in foreigners
in the country in the first eleven months of Trump's presidency.
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They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign jobs are
lowering the legs. They're doing good on the subject of immigration.
They're doing good. My problem is the messaging. That messaging
is terrible. And when I hear terrible message, messaging that's
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going to kill us in the midterms. That that I'm
starting to hear from my normy neighbors about I'm going
to freak out because I love my country. I don't
want the communists to take it back over, and I
want to raise such a stink that the bad messaging stops.
Rush Limbaugh talked about Trump about this before, about about
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how because he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll say
something just because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something that
lands like a freaking lead balloon on the right. And
that's what he's doing now. It's what he used to
do when he was trying to pitch that crappy non
vaccine he was telling, and that eventually he backed off.
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He doesn't back off if we don't raise a stink.
My point was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more.
Let that be the last speech we hear about how
badly we need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's
never hear that again ever. Ever. All right, let's move on.
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you do? What do you eat while flying? I'm guessing
you bring snacks because of the tiny little bag of peanuts,
while fitting in your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well.
For one, these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore, and you
can thank all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now,
we don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't
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eat airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is.
You know how they don't sell like the snack boxes,
or or if you're sitting up in first class, they'll
serve you some sorry frigging meal. No, no, no, no,
not doing that, not that. I don't do that. I
don't want it. It's awful every single time. The juice
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isn't worth the squeeze. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a
book or something like that. I have to pull out
the arm rest thing. I have to, but my neighbor,
I just don't do it. The food sucks every time,
so I don't do it. I try to eat something
in the airport before I go. I'm not a huge
(32:26):
snacker because I am not a I don't have a
big sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty
and savory, so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels
must be through the roof. What do you need when
you eat salt water? You need to drink something. I
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am six foot eight. I do not want to pee
in the airplane. I will do alarming things to ensure
I will not have to pee in the airplane. Do
you understand I need to try to explain this in
a way that will make you feel extreme empathy for me.
(33:10):
Do you understand that in a plane for me to pee,
I have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat.
I have to half squat if you can picture my
my my knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind
of half squat, and then with my upper body with
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my neck. As I have half squat, I have to
bend myself over to the side. I always bend to
the right. I'm not sure what that is, probably a
psychological thing. I have squat and bend myself to the right,
and then I have to like like jut my hips
forward to ensure I hit the ball. And I have
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to hold this squat bent over position for as long
as it takes to be You have any idea how
insanely uncomfortable that is and if there's turbulence, and of
course there's always turbulence the second you get into the bathroom.
I have to do this while trying not to smash
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my head into the roof. It's not a small thing.
It's not a small thing. I know most people think,
what's the big deal, what's the big deal? Well, it's
not a big deal for you, midget You fit in
the overhead compartment. It's a big deal for me. I
don't fit in the freaking bathroom, so I don't snack
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much when I travel. What Chris Chris said, that's why
we need the Jesse Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have
you ever been on a bus, buddy? They ever been
on a like a bus, a big bus. Have you
been in those bathrooms but haven't? They're not better than
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the playing bathrooms. In fact, in a lot of ways
they're worse. I actually got locked in one of those
bathrooms for two hours one time. I ever tell you that.
I was on the basketball team in high school and
it was our freshman year and I got to travel
with the Don't worry, I was horrible at basketball, by
the way, but I got to travel with the varsity
team and I went back to use the bathroom, and
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little did I know, one of the hazing rituals for
the freshman basketball players was if you went and used
the bathroom, they would lock the door on you from
the outside. And they locked the door on me from
the outside. And I spent two hours in the bus
bathroom on a basketball trip. I have PTSD to this day.
I wake up with nightmares. What Chris the Jesse Kelly
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showed tour bus will have a big bathroom. Where were
we going to put that? Chris, you can't just magically
add square footage to the bus. It's a bus. It
can't be. It's not going to be a double decker bus.
Those are safety hazard. Then you can't ever go anywhere Windy.
I guess we're just not gonna visit Kansas. I'm telling you, no, no, no.
And by the way, road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows
(36:09):
road trips suck. I've taken so many. I've driven across
the country so many times in my life, and every
time you get where you're going and you're just topping
what Chris. What Chris said, not in a tour bus?
Will we have our own fridge, microwave, all right, all right,
(36:30):
I'm listening. If we get a comfortable bed that fits me, Yeah,
that's exactly, see exactly. This works out great for you too.
This doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm
gonna be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot
pockets while you two are racked out in the back
not doing it anyway.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
If I do have to buy a snack at the
little store or something like that, I will usually try
to buy a protein drink in white cheddar cheese. Its
which is odd because I never buy white cheddar cheese
it's really at any other time in my life. But
when I travel, there's something about white cheddy cheeses that
just reaches out of me, probably because it coats your
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hands in a fine white powder then then gets all
over your travel clothes. And OB gets upset when I
get something on my pants, And so that's really probably
what it is. It's a deep desire to aggravate Ob
whenever I whenever I find the opportunity, as all good
husbands do. All right, let's talk about Gavin Gavin Newsom
(37:35):
winning the presidency. God forbid, some guy wants to talk
about the VA and veterans, stealing benefits if you will,
making chicken for thanksgiving human beings? Why did we finally
make a shift on slavery? All that and more Hang
on
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes, it's an ask Doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday.
As recruise into the weekend, Thanksgivings almost here, and we
are going to have.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Such a great show tonight. The Democrats, the communists who
put out that video calling for subversives in the CIA
and military to step up, They're they're now playing the victim.
We're going to talk about communists, antics, tactics here in
just a moment. Got a bunch of emails about Trump's
comments about American workers and stuff like that. You have
(01:00):
your say, I had my saya yesterday. We'll touch on that.
We are going to get to what happens if the
government switches back into their hands. What's my favorite airline snack?
All that Hamburger helper and so much more coming up
tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, let's
rewind a little bit, just to set the table here first,
(01:24):
I'm not actually focusing as much on what those senators
and members of the House of Representatives said when they
called for members of the military and CIA to subvert
the Trump administration. That's really not the point of what
we're about to talk about. This is more of a
an understanding communist tactics thing, all right, because they're doing
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something today, it's obvious what they're doing. They do these
kinds of things all the time, and they do this
because it's effective. It's effective unless you reckonize it. So
let's just rewind you heard it. I've played it for
you the last couple of days. Democrat senators, Democrat members
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of the House, produce, edit, and publish this.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Americans trust their military with that trust is at risk.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You all swore an oath.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
To protect and defend this constitution.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming
from a broad but from right here at home.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Our laws are clear.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You must refuse illegal orders. No one has to carry
out orders that violate the law or our constitution. We
know this is hard, and yeah, you got it.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So today if you notice patterns, and I'm sure you
do today, actually about the last twenty four hours, what
has happened. Well, in the wake of that, Trump put
up a social media post saying something like sedition treason,
which and that, honestly, it's pretty much what it is.
That's a jaw dropping thing that we should never normalize.
(03:10):
But there is no there's no bottom for Democrats now
they're completely unhinged. Donald Trump sedition treason. Well, now every
single person in that video has gone to the media
and said things like this. This is Senator Mark kellall
o k It says.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
We are in uncharted orders. I mean, I never expected,
after serving twenty five years in the Navy, flying combat
missions over i Raq and Kuwait find the space shuttle
that now I've got to worry about my personal safety
and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already
nearly assassinated because of something the President said.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, he was Jim Crow.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested
and executed simply for reminding our service members of their
oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule
of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as
a combat veteran, a paratrooper and Army ranger, and now
as a member of Congress. That is a lifetime oath
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for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding
that sacred obligation.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Here's Maddie Goodlander. Look, I never.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause
the President of the United States, the commander in chief
to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look,
our message is clear to our service members, and I
think it's a really important one in this moment. Our
laws are clear. We all take an oath to the
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same Constitution, and it is here.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Is what communists do. They do it all the time,
and they do it because it works. As you know,
as we talk about all the time, they are revolutionar areas.
They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it, use
it for the revolution, and burn it all down. That
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is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will push
too far. It's just look, it's hard to infiltrate something
forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far.
And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to
them really a lot. What happens when you get caught,
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What happens when you push too far? Play the victim.
The second you push too far, when the hammer comes down,
play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective
way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't
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work as well in other parts of the world that
have kind of different values system like you look at
if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not saying
we want to be like Singapore, of course, but if
you look at places like Singapore when they had a
communist problem, he just ran them all out of the
country or throw them in prison immediately. Gone, well you
(06:15):
can't do that, Yes I can't. Gone, goodbye, crack down
immediately gone, no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean,
everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization,
cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said,
(06:38):
turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is
that the Christian thing to do have been used to
great effect on good people to stop communists from ever
being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it,
they infiltrate, they push too far, they do something bad
the second someone speaks out against it, as oh, quit
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being a fascist. What do your bit we have to
recognize it for what it is. I've told you this
story before. In fact, I think I told it again,
and I know I told it again recently about when
there was a town here and they had the lesbian
militant anti gun communists getting ready to leave the Fourth
of July parade, and we led this campaign. A lot
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of people participated to get her kicked out. Got her
kicked out. All right, she was gone. So she leaves.
She says, all right, I'm not going to do the parade.
I'm leaving. What did she do? She went to the media.
Media started calling her, and she immediately immediately said, I'm
receiving death threats. There have been death threats. I'm receiving
(07:44):
death threats. The media started running with that story, blaming
me for death threats. She's asked, can we see them?
Can I show them to us? I'm out, you know what,
I'm just done with this. I'm out of the country.
Of course, because there were never any death threats at all.
But because she's a trained communist, she understands the tactics.
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They just work perfectly, and the media goes with them.
And half the time the media won't even ask you
to verify death threats death threats. I've been receiving death threats.
These death threats are crazy death threats, and immediately they
the bad guy, the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes
the victim. The way to defeat this tactic is simply
(08:28):
to recognize it. This is not a one off. Like
I said, it's really not about the video or the
response from today. It's not about the dune parade thing
again that I brought up. This is something they use
all the time. Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacy Plaskett, Democrat,
Member of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was
(08:49):
already a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing
and Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face,
it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelieve vable.
Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What
to do when you were caught red handed doing something terrible?
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Well, folks who also took money from somebody?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Wrong button?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Because I'm sorry, but like, we don't have ethical rules
that say that you can't receive text messages or you
can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has a
certain record and you can't do it in committee. We
obvious sitting on our phones, and yes, people be texting.
I mean our staff texts us, like everybody text us like.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
People people be texting.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You
know who was texting me my pastor? Okay, So, like,
let me be clear, there is no ethical violation, and
so the idea or the audacity to decide that you
want to strip a black woman of her committee assignment
because she was texting with Epstein.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Are you gonna do this to a black woman? She
was caught red handed doing terrible things, honestly, possibly even
illegal things. What do you are you doing this to
a black woman? We be texting extremely effective. They use
it because it works. It stops working the second you
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recognize it and decide you're never going to let them
do that to you. Never let the communist demons be
the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. Smash them
when they're caught doing something wrong. All right, now, I
will answer the question. I didn't actually answer the question.
What do I think they have planned? I'll answer that
(10:41):
in a moment. Before we get to that, let me
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(11:48):
the Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wonderful Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I refer to
Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his
name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's
responsible for that, well, look, what have I told you
(12:09):
about leadership. Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do.
That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the
blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better.
Jewish producer Chris producer Corey on the sound list. They
(12:34):
listed his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense.
They're really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name,
and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris, what?
Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now
Chris is blaming Corey. Yes, Chris, I can blame you.
(12:56):
You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately pass the
buck now there's no one for Corey to pass it to.
Way to go, idiot. He back to what we were saying,
What is the point? What do I actually think the
point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So
Alissa Slotkin, Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest shots
(13:19):
in that video because they're United States senators, right. Alissa
Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a Democrat
from Arizona. Why does that matter? Well, if this was
Elizabeth Warren Or and Chris Murphy to two senators from
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hardcore blue places, super super blue places. That would be
one conversation. But Alissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent purple states.
They both are senators from states where Donald Trump won.
(14:02):
So here's what, here's a dilemma they have. Alissa Slotkin
cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't do the
Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She can't go
out there and be Chay Gavera. She's she can't. Michigan
(14:23):
is not that blue. It's just not. She can't do it.
Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament in Arizona.
He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act like a
senator from California or Oregon. He can't be Fidel Castro.
He has to do it differently. But how do you
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do it differently? Well, there are going to be times
where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't quite go
far as far as the communist base of the Democrat
Party wants them to go. They can't. They can't because
they'll lose elections if they do it. So how do
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you make up for that? You make up for that
by putting out things occasionally that make you look like
a bomb throwing communist, like the Democrat base wants. Do
you want a right wing version of this? You know
what a right wing version of this is? Immigration. I've
talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican base
(15:28):
is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death of it.
Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly on huge
important issues. But you know what they will do when
it matters, or or when they think you're watching. Let's say,
you know what, I have a perfect example of this.
(15:49):
John McCain used to make Republican voters mad all the
time because he'd vote with the communist on this or
the communists on that. Used to make Republican voters mad
all the time. John McCain all of a sudden has
to run, Not all of a sudden had to run
for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now
this is Gang of eight amnesty, John McCain, who routinely
(16:11):
made the Republican base mad boom its primary season. What
ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona.
I'm gonna build the wall I'm John McCain, and I'm
gonna deport every one of these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're
gonna get these people. At what's he doing. He's finding
(16:33):
an issue, He's finding something that makes the base uniquely
fired up, that makes you and me look at it
on the TV and go, yeah, deport them all. And
in that moment, we forget about all the other crap,
We forget about everything else you don't like, because in
that moment, he's feeding me something I never get, not
(16:54):
even from him, And I'm finally I'm standing up off
the couch. Yes, got up, deport them all all. This
is the communist version of that.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Americans trust their military, but that trust is at risk.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
You all swore an oath to protect.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
And defend this time.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's what that was. That was Elissa Slotkin and Mark
Kelly putting up a shield, not from you, not from Trump.
That was them trying to put up a shield between
them and their rabid communist base. We have a situation
that we've seen play out time and time again. We're
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watching it. It's happening as we speak. Democrat politicians are
afraid of their communist base. The average Democrat voter now
is a communist and they demand communism. That's what they want.
Every poll shows it. They like socialism more than capitalism.
That they believe boys can become girls. That these people
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have lost their freaking minds. If you're a Democrat senator
from the state of Michigan, you can't campaign on that.
You can be a Democrat, you can't campaign on that.
What's your base gonna do? They're gonna tear you apart.
We already had an Arizona senator who went bye bye
Kristen Cinema. She was a Democrat. She tried to do
(18:23):
that middle of the road moderate thing, see ya. One
term base tossed her out. That's what you're seeing. Let's
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We'll be back, what Chris, we can make jokes. It's fine,
you got that right. The Jesse Kelly Chew. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's
(19:53):
the weekend time, and you know what we're gonna do
on the weekend. We be texting.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yes, I'm sorry, but like we don't have have ethical
like rules that say that you can't receive text messages
or you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody
has a certain record, and you can't do it in committee.
We obviously sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
People be texting. What Chris, people be texting, Fellas, I
just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard.
It does look people be texting, Chris, all right, people
be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there.
(20:35):
Come on that. People be texting Chris. All right, all right,
all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday
at the beginning of the show about the messaging out
of the Trump White House about the h one b's
and the foreigners and things like that. And you wrote
a bunch of emails and actually, I'm gonna let you
(20:55):
have your say. I'm gonna read them. And just for
reference case you've been under a rock, it's now two
times he said this. This was him with Laura engh one.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
B visa thing will not be a big priority for
your administration, because if you want to raise wages for
American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of
thousands or hundreds.
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Of And we also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
When we're gone to your talent and I know you
don't know, you don't We don't have talented people.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents. And
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
We're going to make missiles.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
He caught a lot of flat for that, but then
stood up in front of the Saudis. This was at
a Saudi event.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
And so to bring people to get those plants opened,
we want you to do that, and we want those
people to teach our people how to make computer chips
and how to make other things. You can't come in,
and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a
massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars
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like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going
to hire people off an unemployment line to run it.
They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them,
and I'm going to welcome those people. Now. I love
my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this is MAGA.
And those people are going to teach our people how
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to make computer chips and in a.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Short period of time.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Our people are going to be doing great, and those
people can go home where they probably always want to be.
You know, when people are born someplace, they tend to
want to go. And we have the greatest country in
the world, but they want to go.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India.
You can tell you can definitely. All right, So I'm
going to read it because I had my say yesterday.
I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company.
They thought they could save money by making circuit boards
in Mexico, provided no training and things that'd be great.
The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops.
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It took one year of extremely talented people to get
the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make
the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are smart,
so on and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump is a
smart man. Why we did let all those communists into
our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people disagree with
(23:28):
my take, Jesse, I love you, love your show again.
He was cool. This guy's coolbout It's fine to disagree,
And you're making way too big of a deal. Out
of an obvious misstatement by Trump about training for American workers.
He never said they're too dumbs so on and so forth.
That's a huge mistake on your part, not his. You're
making a bigger deal. He didn't mean anything bad or evil.
(23:49):
You're helping the left. Chill out, please, All right, there's
lots of these, Jesse. Thank you for what you do.
Listen to your comments about what Trump said. I could
be wrong, but my guests is that was part of
the deal he made with those countries to get the factories,
so on and so forth. Okay, so look, all these
are great points, all these and this is a fraction
(24:10):
of the emails we got. It came pouring in, and look,
everybody was cool about it. Some some are mad at Trump,
some some are mad at me, but but cool about it.
It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse,
I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse.
So so let's let me just explain this. This is
the This is just my point on it. If if
(24:36):
you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of
the easiest ones to use. If I actually have I
have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I
have to go out. I have to work. I have
to have dinner with the friend. I say have to,
because well, it's not it's not a fun evening. I
have to talk to him about something he's going through,
(24:58):
something wants my help or whatever. But this friend I'm
actually going to dinner with tonight, don't worry. He doesn't
listen to the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway.
He for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly,
really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did
a year in rehab, a long time in one of
(25:19):
the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home.
You want to go see him, You have to go
visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner,
I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order
a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled
(25:41):
with it to the point that it would be wrong
for me to order a beer. All right, when it
comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid.
And by the way, I really agree with the one
with one of you who said this is probably part
of the deal. Trump struck. You know, you strike a
deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is
(26:04):
just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a
huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant,
you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you.
That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And
let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and
honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the
(26:26):
Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay,
maybe it wasn't messaged right. My point is not even
necessarily about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers.
My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right,
(26:49):
not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, in decades,
we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country illegally, illegally,
in pillaging what is ours, decades of it, tens of
millions of them. Did you know that roughly all we
(27:12):
can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of the country
are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around that fifteen percent.
Decades of that after decades of that, decades of that
abuse the American people. Even if you struck a deal,
(27:37):
even if it has to be done, even if it's temporary,
even if you're right about this or that, even if
the American people don't want to hear this.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
H one B visa thing, will not be a big
priority for your administration, because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of dolls.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
And we also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
When we do.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
We don't have.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It doesn't land well. My point was not specifically about
the actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said, we
are now and I believe I think I saw a
number two point three million foreigners, a reduction in foreigners
in the country in the first eleven months of Trump's presidency.
(28:27):
They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign jobs are
lowering the legs. They're doing good on the subject of immigration.
They're doing good. My problem is the messaging. That messaging
is terrible. And when I hear terrible message, messaging that's
(28:51):
going to kill us in the midterms. That that I'm
starting to hear from my normy neighbors about I'm going
to freak out because I love my country. I don't
want the communists to take it back over, and I
want to raise such a stink that the bad messaging stops.
Rush Limbaugh talked about Trump about this before, about about
(29:13):
how because he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll say
something just because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something that
lands like a freaking lead balloon on the right. And
that's what he's doing now. It's what he used to
do when he was trying to pitch that crappy non
vaccine he was telling, and that eventually he backed off.
(29:33):
He doesn't back off if we don't raise a stink.
My point was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more.
Let that be the last speech we hear about how
badly we need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's
never hear that again ever. Ever. All right, let's move on.
Let's talk about something chalk chalky. I'm talking about testosteron things.
(29:55):
Do you know what I did this morning? I've been
feeling extra peppy lately. I guess I put it that way,
extra peppy. Don't know why. Maybe I'm getting extra good sleep.
I don't know. Got up, breakfast, tacos, chalk, two cups
of black coffee, right to the gym, got done working
(30:15):
out right on a walk. There's something that's just wonderful
about having energy all the time, and when you've been
gassed all the time, when you're tired all the time.
Sometimes you don't even realize how crappy you feel until
you start feeling good. Why don't you go try a
male or female vitality stack from Chalk, especially when they're
(30:39):
doing a Black Friday special all November long. When you subscribe,
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of chocolate powder. Free Chalk dot com promo code Jesse
Chalk dot Com promo code Jesse. We'll be back. You're
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listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday, and ask
doctor Jesse Friday and you can get your questions emailed
in Still We're live here Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Let's chop away at some of these Jesse, what do
(31:21):
you do? What do you eat while flying? I'm guessing
you bring snacks because of the tiny little bag of peanuts,
while fitting in your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well.
For one, these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore, and you
can thank all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now,
we don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't
(31:45):
eat airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is.
You know how they don't sell like the snack boxes,
or or if you're sitting up in first class, they'll
serve you some sorry frigging meal. No, no, no, no,
not doing that, not that. I don't do that. I
don't want it. It's awful every single time. The juice
(32:06):
isn't worth the squeeze. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a
book or something like that. I have to pull out
the arm rest thing. I have to, but my neighbor,
I just don't do it. The food sucks every time,
so I don't do it. I try to eat something
in the airport before I go. I'm not a huge
(32:26):
snacker because I am not a I don't have a
big sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty
and savory, so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels
must be through the roof. What do you need when
you eat salt water? You need to drink something. I
(32:47):
am six foot eight. I do not want to pee
in the airplane. I will do alarming things to ensure
I will not have to pee in the airplane. Do
you understand I need to try to explain this in
a way that will make you feel extreme empathy for me.
(33:10):
Do you understand that in a plane for me to pee,
I have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat.
I have to half squat if you can picture my
my my knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind
of half squat, and then with my upper body with
(33:34):
my neck. As I have half squat, I have to
bend myself over to the side. I always bend to
the right. I'm not sure what that is, probably a
psychological thing. I have squat and bend myself to the right,
and then I have to like like jut my hips
forward to ensure I hit the ball. And I have
(33:58):
to hold this squat bent over position for as long
as it takes to be You have any idea how
insanely uncomfortable that is and if there's turbulence, and of
course there's always turbulence the second you get into the bathroom.
I have to do this while trying not to smash
(34:21):
my head into the roof. It's not a small thing.
It's not a small thing. I know most people think,
what's the big deal, what's the big deal? Well, it's
not a big deal for you, midget You fit in
the overhead compartment. It's a big deal for me. I
don't fit in the freaking bathroom, so I don't snack
(34:42):
much when I travel. What Chris Chris said, that's why
we need the Jesse Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have
you ever been on a bus, buddy? They ever been
on a like a bus, a big bus. Have you
been in those bathrooms but haven't? They're not better than
(35:05):
the playing bathrooms. In fact, in a lot of ways
they're worse. I actually got locked in one of those
bathrooms for two hours one time. I ever tell you that.
I was on the basketball team in high school and
it was our freshman year and I got to travel
with the Don't worry, I was horrible at basketball, by
the way, but I got to travel with the varsity
team and I went back to use the bathroom, and
(35:25):
little did I know, one of the hazing rituals for
the freshman basketball players was if you went and used
the bathroom, they would lock the door on you from
the outside. And they locked the door on me from
the outside. And I spent two hours in the bus
bathroom on a basketball trip. I have PTSD to this day.
I wake up with nightmares. What Chris the Jesse Kelly
(35:49):
showed tour bus will have a big bathroom. Where were
we going to put that? Chris, you can't just magically
add square footage to the bus. It's a bus. It
can't be. It's not going to be a double decker bus.
Those are safety hazard. Then you can't ever go anywhere Windy.
I guess we're just not gonna visit Kansas. I'm telling you, no, no, no.
And by the way, road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows
(36:09):
road trips suck. I've taken so many. I've driven across
the country so many times in my life, and every
time you get where you're going and you're just topping
what Chris. What Chris said, not in a tour bus?
Will we have our own fridge, microwave, all right, all right,
(36:30):
I'm listening. If we get a comfortable bed that fits me, Yeah,
that's exactly, see exactly. This works out great for you too.
This doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm
gonna be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot
pockets while you two are racked out in the back
not doing it anyway.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
If I do have to buy a snack at the
little store or something like that, I will usually try
to buy a protein drink in white cheddar cheese. Its
which is odd because I never buy white cheddar cheese
it's really at any other time in my life. But
when I travel, there's something about white cheddy cheeses that
just reaches out of me, probably because it coats your
(37:14):
hands in a fine white powder then then gets all
over your travel clothes. And OB gets upset when I
get something on my pants, And so that's really probably
what it is. It's a deep desire to aggravate Ob
whenever I whenever I find the opportunity, as all good
husbands do. All right, let's talk about Gavin Gavin Newsom
(37:35):
winning the presidency. God forbid, some guy wants to talk
about the VA and veterans, stealing benefits if you will,
making chicken for thanksgiving human beings? Why did we finally
make a shift on slavery? All that and more Hang
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