November 26, 2025 • 38 mins
Prediction: Mark Kelly will run for president but will be someone’s VP in the general. Stopping the Soviets in Latan America. What is on the table at BK’s house for Thanksgiving? Are we going to have boots on the ground in Venezuela? Somalis were not part of America til the 1990s. Grateful, even in loss.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on Hey, Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving.
We'll touch a little bit more on this Mark Kelly
prediction I made last night.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
We'll talk about that here briefly.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
We are going to get to all kinds of more
what you're thankful for stuff this hour. BK's joining us
a half hour from now, and there's gonna be some
serious stuff. But I gotta be honest. I'm in a
Thanksgiving mood. I'm in a thankful mood. I'm gonna talk
to you about what you're thankful for. I'm going to
talk about me and what I'm thankful for, and I'm
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gonna ask b Kay what he's thankful for. It's a
good time for that. Even though it's a bit of
a heavy day with that terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Shooting in DC.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We are going to keep on marching all right now,
Yesterday I told you I'm suspicious of this Senator Mark
Kelly's stuff. First he puts out that seditious video, Hey,
don't obey any illegal orders.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was really weird.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And then Trump, of course starts saying things like sedition
and treason, which is not wrong, and then Mark Kelly
starts to play the victim.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I've been in combat.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I've been almost shut down, which she wasn't, but I've
been almost shut down. I'm a hero essentially doing that
whole thing, and the media is doing what they do.
We discussed already last night the communist tactic that they've
always used. They're always in filtrating, always trying to destroy,
and inevitably they will push too far sometimes and when
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they do, when they push too far and get caught
and they look bad, always the victim immediately the second they.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Look bad, Why why are you threatening me?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You're being violent? Hey, fascist, don't touch me. CNN of
course I'll go along with it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
The threats from the President of the United States do
have real and alarming consequences. Just listen to the threats
that Congressman Jason Crowe, who's part of the video, says that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
He that'd be the congressman that Chris and Corey named
Jim Crow when we first played it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Just want to remind everybody.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
He received he deserves to die. I hope you all
get murdered. I hope you all get flashed. You disgraced America.
And I'll pray you got to David, not before your
family does. I pray they die painful death. Hurry up
and die, you worthless trader.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
It's pretty incredible to think about that, think about people
that would call and say that. Every Democrat in that
video has received threats, according to the New York Times,
but death threats as a result of his words is
not something that has recently seemed to bother the President
of the United States.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Donald Trump got shot in the head and they never
played any of the Donald Trump got shot in the
head and they never played it. Why because they're there
to aid the revolution period, loss of life threats, that
these things don't cross these people's minds. They're there for
the revolution anyway, Mark Kelly, he's very afraid, you see,
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very afraid. The president made a threat on his life.
And he's very very afraid. He is so afraid and
so not considering running for president that he went on
Jimmy Kimmith, myle and every Now remember last night, just pause, sorry,
remember last night when I told you white guy, Democrats
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need the white men back a guy. They need men
back somebody who's worn the uniform NASA. They need patriots back.
These are groups that have left the Democrat Party and
from a wing state, from a swing state. Remember what
I said. You could be looking at a guy running
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for president. Oh, here he is, Jimmy Kimmel, MYO, tell
me this doesn't sound like a guy considered it.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
MYO, and every every member of the military took his
loyalty to the constitution, not to a person. And he's
trying to He's trying to get some fear out there.
And fear can be contagious. But what also can be
contagious is courage and patriotism.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Chris, you were you just said Jewish producer Chris just
said he's going to be so mad. If I'm right,
you want me to get more specific on my prediction, here's.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
One for you.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And if I'm right about this, I'm just warning. Look,
I'm not just warning Chris. I'm warning you do not
tune into the radio and listen to the show. If
this prediction turns out to be right, it is.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What's the date? November twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
November twenty sixth, Mark Kelly, Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona
is going to run for president. He's going to run
for president and his as a result of that, his
name ID, his brand is going to increase dramatically. Mark
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Kelly will not ultimately win the nomination, but Mark Kelly
will be the VP choice of whoever the Democrat nominee
is in the year twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What Chris what? I could be vague? Chris is trying
to pin me down on the nominee. No, no, no, no, no, sir,
I just made the most specific prediction in the world,
and you're acting like I'm miss Cleo. I just put
that out there three years ahead a time. No no,
no no. If I'm right about that, I have earned
the right to be super obnoxious, and I promise I
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will be what.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, no, You write that down? Chris is claiming he won't.
He won't bring it back up.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Write it down.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Someone recorded, so Chris can't hide it like he always
tries to do. A back to what you're thankful for, Jesse,
It's hard to find things to be thankful for with
the way things have been going over the last couple
of years. I'm so poor, I can't see the poverty line,
and I don't take any kind of government handouts or
charity in spite of that. I'm lucky I was born
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in America because I'm more fortunate here than I would
be anywhere else in the world. And that is something
to thank God for, he said. I can use his name.
His name is matt Amen, Sir Amen, way to see
the way, to see the good in it, Jesse. And
then there are people like this. I'm most thankful this
year that my farts are invisible.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What's wrong with you? We have?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And I've heard this before, We've heard this from various
sponsors before, and I'm not totally sure how I feel
about this, but we have the funniest, most barbaric audience
of any audience in radio.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're just savages. And I'm not totally sure why or
where that came from. But what's wrong with you? Jesse?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
My name's Cassandra. Don't look at me, Chris like it's
my fault. It's not my fault. After twenty eight years
of marriage, my husband asked for divorce. My son had
just left for college. I was excited for our empty
nest years, but my husband had lost his way.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So on and so forth, she goes on.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Anyway, I'm thankful we defied all odds, came back and
just celebrated our thirtieth wedding anniversary and both looking forward
to a better than ever happily ever after. I'm grateful
that we really and truly saved our marriage.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Thank you for here my story.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
How about that marriage was on the brink, fought for it, clawed,
earned her way back. Doesn't look like she's gonna turn
out like this headline. Seventy five percent of young liberal
women are childless, compared to a far lower number of conservatives. Now,
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this is not about being childless. Many women are childless.
Maybe you're childless, it's not you don't have to have children,
could be happy, it's not it. But as much as
the left angers me, the communists anger me. One of
the things that anger me the most about them is
they poisoned the minds of these young women to such
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an extent that they voluntarily removed themselves from any interest
in starting a family. It's not everyone's destiny to have
a family.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's not everyone's destiny to get married or have children.
I would never say such a thing, but how in
the world can you poison the minds of so many
young women, and this kind of discourse. Remember that we
played it for you last night, that woman running for
Congress in the Nashville area, Remember when she said this.
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My therapist always asked me to transcribe my dreams when
they happen.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
And the recurring dream I've had is.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Standing up in a cafeteria full of women.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I don't know why I was there or whatever, and
saying I don't want children, I want the power, and
just screaming at the top of my lungs. I'm not
mad because of the lack of babies we're having. That's
just that's bad. I'm not mad about that. I'm mad
because so many of these young women are succumbing to
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the cult of communism and they're voluntarily removing themselves from
the family pool. And it's not going to bring one
ounce of the fulfillment.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
They think it is.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And this is something, as we've discussed, it does not
affect people on the right. People on the right are
having babies, getting married at the same level they were
years and years ago. This does not affect our side.
That's terrible, man, that's freaking terrible. And speaking of having babies,
where are your tea levels? When I talk about falling testosterone.
(10:27):
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Speaker 1 (11:35):
We'll be back.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
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Speaker 1 (11:45):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Thanksgiving
Eve a Wednesday. Remember you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. BK's gonna join us ten minutes
from now, and I'm sure be obnoxious.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I bet money. I bet you money right now. You
just go through working out or something and you know it.
You know it's true. You know it's true, and we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Have to endure it.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
So we'll endure it together. You want to be in
good news before we go back to your thankful emails.
National parks are gonna start charging non citizens higher.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Fees to enter. Ha A. It's too bad for you guys.
You know what I have to say. No, freedom is
not free. Hey, Jesse, I'm grateful for a just and
merciful gun. The name of a just merciful gun.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I'm grateful people be texting, and I'm grateful for the
Jesse Kelly Show. For I may be on the road
to insanity, but you've helped me slow the pace.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Happy I can help El Sombrero.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Thinking about the meddling our CIA is done in Latin
and South America, especially working to overthrow elected governments. Could
illegal immigration, at least from Central America be revenge for
what we did to them?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What say you?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
All Right, his name is James, So I'll just say this,
And I've been telling you that the next History episode
I'm working on it. I'm not making a promise to you,
but I hope it will come next week. I hope
to have enough time over the next couple of days
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to finish what I've been doing, finish my research on
the Rhodesian Bush War. I I I'm not saying I
could do the show now, but I'm almost to the
place where I could do a show. I'm just trying
to make sure it's good for you when I do it.
All right, there is no question this one we're going
to do is going to be at least two parts,
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maybe three.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's going to be long. I'm warning you now.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
But as I'm researching all of it and going through
what was happening in the world, remember this, Remember this
because this is going to be a part of the show.
It's going to be a part of the Rhodesian Bush
War Show and so many others. After World War II,
when we had the Soviet Union that had that much
power and influence, they were on the march throughout the
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globe to try to turn the entire world communist that
was not American paranoia or something like that. All that
Red scare stuff was totally legitimate. The Soviet Union, China,
they were not interested in communism only being for them.
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They aggressively, aggressively pushed every part of the world, including Africa.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hint hint.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
They aggressively pushed every part of the world as hard
as they could toward communism, and they would facilitate that
as much as they possibly could, providing men and materials
and training. But if they could get you to buy
into communism, they pushed that way. And because they're not fools,
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they realized it would be pretty advantageous to have a
shop set up in the backyard of their greatest enemy.
That would be US, the United States of America, the
shining City on a hill that served as an example
to what communism wasn't They always wanted to bring down
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America because of.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
What we showed.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We showed that communism sucked compared to freedom, and they
can live with that. They always wanted to set up
shop here. Now, this is not me defending the CIA
and everything the CIA has ever done, so don't take
it in that way.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I'm talking about on a macro political level, we couldn't
stand by and allow the Commis to turn our southern
neighbors into Communist countries. There's no way we could have
or should have stood by and allowed them to become
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Soviet proxy states.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
There's no way you could possibly allow that.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The second you allow that, and you're gonna learn more
of this when we get to the Rhodesian Bush War,
the second you allow that, you've baked into the cake
that they're going to be pouring across the border in
hostile ways, that we are finished. We had to We
had to counter that with our own stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Was it all done right?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Was it all on the up and up? Of course not.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It's the freaking CIA. I'm not saying that, but something
had to be done to counter it. They were aggressively
moving across the globe. Now I realize in an effort
to counter it, we screwed up a million things.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Look at Vietnam. That was all a.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Result of trying to counter the Communists taking over the
entire country.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That's what that was.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I'm not saying we didn't do it wrong a lot,
just saying something had to be done.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right, right, Jesse, I'm thankful that I'm not Maxine
Waters kind of what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm moving on to the next one. Jesse, I'm thankful
for your podcast. Seriously, it makes my day. Can you
recommend a way to deal with my whiny, braddy terrorist nieces?
These terrorists wine until they get what they want? What
say you, Well, if there's one thing I learned in life,
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and obviously you've heard many others say something similar, you
can only control what you can control, and there's little
use stressing about the things you can't control. Don't spend
five seconds of your life trying to raise someone else's kids.
I've got family like that in my own life. Their
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kids are unbearable. They're never disciplined, awful children, horrible, disrespectful,
terrible to be around.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But you can't do anything about it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
There's nothing you can counter program, but mom and dad
are doing at home. Best thing I can tell you
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(18:33):
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(19:21):
and his workouts, next miss Toast catch up.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving and joining
me now host of the World News with BK podcast,
former Air Force PJ.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Of course you know him well, BK, BK. First of all,
you couldn't have picked one festive holiday type song or
is this?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Then?
Speaker 8 (19:55):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It wouldn't surprise me if this is what you listen
to while you house your Thanksgiving? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Jesse? The grind doesn't stop.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
As a matter of fact, I'm glad you had me
on today, Jesse, because I was at none of this
than in the Marine Corps recruit Depot gym here in
beautiful San Diego, California, where is absolutely at the out
and I'm sitting there throwing kettles a brown kettlebells around
Jesse like it's my job. The app veins were popping
through my shirt, the twenty two inch python, Jesse, just
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gleaming and sweat incredibly aesthetically and pleasing. And I'm saying,
you guys better be out there grinding today before you
stuff your fat faces tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Let's go. No screwing around, b Kay.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'll have you know before you start scolding me, I
not only lifted today, I have another workout tomorrow morning
before Thanksgiving. So I'm not going to have any of this.
Bk Gil at the bat, you can't get.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
In the gym.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I'm in the gym. Okay, I'm in the gym.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
My man, my man, b Kay.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You know what, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You brought this up. As a matter of fact, I
didn't know that's where you were lifting today. I of
course did not appreciate the magic of the Marine Corps
Recruit Depot, San Diego while I was a guest there,
because it wasn't the most pleasant experience in the world.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But I did have the chance to go back, and
there is something special there and I don't understand exactly
why is that because of my experience. What is it?
I'm serious, it's powerful. Why is it powerful?
Speaker 8 (21:25):
It is Jesse, you know, and even I mean you,
of all people, if you've gone through there is a
recruit then you definitely you'll have a lifelong connection to
the place either way.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
But there is Jesse.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Because every week there, you know, I'm there. I'm there
three four or five days a week because it's the
closest free gym to my house. And you know, they
have the family day on Thursday followed by a graduation
on Friday, and those two days Jesse, you really look
around and you see all these families, you know, as
they all got the matching T shirts on. My son
is a marine, my daughter is a Marine. And you
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hear them speaking like eight different languages, you know, and
you see all these young men right, just clean cut,
standing at parade rest as I walk by in my
gym shorts, they've just been so conditioned. But you really see,
to me, this is America right there, That is America.
That's the melting pot where everybody comes down. And these guys,
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no matter what they came from, what their background was, Jesse,
they all signed the dotted line, stood on those yellow
footprints at MCRD, went through crap for three months with
the drill instructors, and now they're gonna be the next
generation moving forward. And I couldn't be happier with what
I see all the time. I see motivation, I see bearing,
I see young dudes ready to get after it.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
I love it. I love being around there.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I love it too. And I love it because I
get all kinds of emails. And I know you've seen
these comments before of people say the next generation sucks,
the next generation's worthless, the next generation's lazy. And of
course every generation has its turds. I would never say otherwise,
including the next generation. But every generation also has as
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its studs who make the world move, and the next generation,
this one's coming, is no different. There's some beasts out there.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I see them all over that totally absolutely, and you
know that's our isn't that the case with every generation.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Jesse is the generation previous to.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Us with soft right all the time, of course, And
it's only because we have social media now that we
see all the terrible things happening in the world. But
you have to remember, yeah, there are some go getters
out there.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
I see it.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Constantly, and it's you know, it's it's mixed feeling free, right.
I feel a sense of pride, but it's almost like,
you know, Jesse, you and I we've passed that stage
in our lives, even though you know, frankly, I think
I could still operate at the highest level. But I
think that, you know, seeing these guys and knowing that
their journey is just starting, right, this is the beginning
of something.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Special for them, and that really that makes me feel good.
It makes me feel good about our country.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I just want to be clear that I never once
in my life operated at the highest level, and even
the average grunt marine level I used to operate at
is well beyond my grasp today at forty four years old.
All right, p K, what's I don't even want to ask.
It's probably protein shakes. What's on the BK Thanksgiving feast.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What are we eating? What are we not eating?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Give it to me, Okay, I am going to a
very fancy kind of sit down place, a buffet style,
at a very posh location here in San Diego for
the first time, which I'm very excited about.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Please don't say I'm sick of.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
The turkey slander, Jesse. I'm tired of the turkey slander.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
I know you're one of those people, and I'm not
going to stand for it. You have a turkey at home.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
That you didn't like.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Guess what that's called operator error. You didn't prepare your
turkey properly. You screwed it up. Take some accountability, Jesse.
The deep fried turkey is brainless. Smoking a turkey is
also very good.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I have to have it.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I'm not going to go without turkey on Thanksgiving. That's
like a hate crime. And I know you're gonna say
prime rib is way better, t bone steaks are way better.
All of that could be the case. I'm going turkey,
mashed potatoes and green bean castrole for my white crash roots.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
And yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
And it has to be made as the Campbell's, you know,
the real garbage, as the CEO just came out and
said the Campbell's green marsh room. I'm gonna eat all that.
I don't like cranberry sauce. I don't want fruit with
my meat. I don't care what the combination is. No
fruit with the meat. Get the cranberry out of here.
It's garbage.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Bukay just just asking. All I'm asking for is honesty.
Speaking with bk, host of the World News with PK podcast,
how many times a year do you order turkey in
a restaurant?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Buka?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
That would be next to zero, And I knew that
question was coming. Well, I will say there's a place
down the street for me that's known for their very
good sandwiches, and every this time of year they bust
out their monthly special, which is their turkey sandwich with
the stuffing and the gravy and all that. It's delicious.
All have that as well if you count that. But no,
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do I go and get a plate of turkey slice turkey?
Speaker 7 (26:06):
No I don't.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
But that's part of the it's part of the ritual jesse.
As you, I think you'd probably agree. I think Thanksgiving
is by far not only the queen essential American holidays
considering its roots right, but it's also by far the best.
It's like Christmas, except there's no pressure of gifts. You know,
you still family, You still it's all about food. You
still family, food, football, but no gifts. It's my favorite
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holiday by far.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's on my short list. There's no question. I absolutely
love it.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Okay, I should probably ask you one or two serious
things before we check out it here and go stuff
our faces.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Venezuela.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
B Kay.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
What we have this big navel build up down there?
Of course there's going to be some marines with them.
There's all kinds of saber rattling from both sides, although
the Venezuelan saber is admittedly dull and much shorter. What
what is happening?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
What have you heard? What do we think right now?
Speaker 8 (26:58):
You know, I don't know, Jesse, I don't know what
the endgame is here. Let's all remember and stipulate from
the beginning. You know, the big mantra in the twenty
twenty four election was.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
No new Wars. Right Well here we are, so what's
going on?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
Well? All I know right now is for some reason,
we have put our largest military presence in the Caribbean
since the nineteen eighty nine invasion of Panama. So if
you listen to the Trump administration, they'll tell you this
is because Venezuela's leader, Nicholas Maduro, is the running the
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cartel operation down drug trafficking. As a matter of fact,
I don't know if you know this, they placed a
fifty million dollars bounty on Nicholas Maduro's head if any
of you former contractor types want to go on another
misguided adventure down in Venezuela.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
But that's a simple another story.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
So we and we also decided to designate the so
called Cartel of the Suns, which is a drug trafficking organization,
as a foreign terror organization. So with that designation comes
all kinds of national security assets and everything else. So
but the thing is, experts say this is like, this
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doesn't really exist. Venezuela is not really the head of
the trasking in South America.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
So I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
To me, maybe this saber rattling. Maybe it's just pressure
to get the people to rise up against them. I'm
going to wait and see trajectory at this point.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Bekay, do you have a happy Thanksgiving with the Turkey?
And the kettlebells and whatever other things you're doing. I
appreciate you, my brother, the mashed potatoes. If I had
had time, I would have dug into that. I just
don't understand. No one's ever been able to explain it
(28:46):
to me. And every time I ask for an explanation,
all I get is tradition.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
What, Chris, what.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's a vehicle for gravy, But put gravy on the turkey.
You put gravy on anything. You put gravy on biscuits.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Man, I don't you know what.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
We're not going into this, Chris. We're going back into
more things we're thankful for.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Before we do that, we are going to touch on something.
Ilhan Omar said, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
That much before we do that, I.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
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Speaker 1 (30:09):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Thanksgiving Eve.
We still have more than an hour on the show.
Julie Kelly's gonna join us next hour. But I promised
you with just a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Immigration talk courtesy of ilhan Omar, and wanted to put
a smile on your face about a few things, hopefully
before we get back to the things you're thankful for.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Ilhan Omar got up and she said this, Mollies are
not terrorizing this nation. We are helping it thrive.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
So Molly's have always seen as a fabric, has seen
themselves as a fabric of this slation.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So not well, you're not.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
They always make these blanket statements because they expect you
to not push back. Somali's have always seen themselves as
part of the fabric of this nation. Did not come
to the United States of America till the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't care how you see yourself. It's Christy. The
average IQ and Somalia is below retardation. Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Did you know that? I'm not making that up because
of the inbreeding problem in the country.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh, I know, Chris, it's really nasty because of that.
There are all the birth defects that come with that.
And I believe last time I looked, it was three
points below what is considered mental retardation. But these people
have been brought into the United States of America en
(31:44):
mass by American politicians. Now that's the bad news. The
good news.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Trump's DHS makes quote temporary finally mean temporary again, revoking
Biden's free pass for four thousand nationals. Trump administration renews
push to end TPS. That's temporary protected status for three
hundred and fifty thousand Haitians. Oh I forgot.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
When we weren't bringing in people from Somalia, we were
bringing in people by the hundreds of thousands from Haiti,
where they ate each other, the voodoo culture of Haiti.
Headline tom Omen says, hold on tight. We're tripling ice
deportation operation.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
So let's focus on some good. Let's focus on your
good Jesse. This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for welcoming my second
baby girl in four weeks and having my wonderful wife
recover well. I'm also thankful for my dad being two
years sober this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Lastly, I'm thankful to have Jesse continuing to find alternatives
to college for my girls. How about that. That's a
that's a good. That's a lot to be thankful for
you there, Jesse. I'm thankful for the decision my Hut
and I made at a very young age.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Listen to this one.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
He needed a transplant before we married and knew we
might have limited time together, so we decided to save
some for retirement and enjoy the time we had together.
He did live forty seven years, which was amazing since
his life expectancy was only eight years at the time.
(33:25):
It will be five years in December. He's been gone.
I miss him every day, but I never regret the
decision and to spend our money and time together because
people save for retirement and do nothing. Says not to
mention her name and I will not. And God bless you, lady.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
How about that? All that loss?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
She's grateful, grateful for the time she had I have been.
I would not say wrestling with it because that's not
true and that's not fair of As you know, last year,
I lost my dad year ago. You were in a month.
As a matter of fact, you're a month ago. I
lost my dad and it was sudden.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It was not expected.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
That's why, all of a sudden you turn on the
radio and I was gone for a week and everyone
thought I was dead and wondering where I went.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
It's because my dad.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Died all of a sudden, heart attacking his sleep. In
case you're wondering, went to sleep one night. The best
way to go in the world, right, go to sleep,
don't wake up. Nobody gets to go out like that.
So go to sleep one night, don't wake up. And
he was I think three weeks yeah, three weeks shy
of his seventieth birthday, which that's about as long as
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the Kelly men generally have. So he did it three
week shy. And I know this is going to sound
so pathetic. I know it is, but I'm just bearing
my soul to you for a minute. I'm in a
good mood on it. Thanksgiving. I thought I might as
well just come out and say it. I have had moments,
not the whole time, but I've had moments feel a
(35:00):
little cheated and it's totally this is awful, but it
usually comes from jealousy, not like a hateful kind of jealousy.
But for instance, the last time I felt this way,
we went to one of the local our kids high
school football game. Went to the high school football game,
and there was a grandpa there. There's actually several sets
(35:24):
of grandparents there that were clearly older than seventy watching
their grandkid play. And I was singing to myself, well,
that really sucks. I don't have my dad anymore. And
by the way, this is lame. I know this is
lame and completely selfish. I realized that, but those are
the moments where I feel a little cheated. Sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Some guys have their dads until they're seventy five, eighty five.
I mean people in my life, both obs grandmas are
over ninety, could have had twenty more years. But what
is that, right?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's comparing your life, your circumstances to someone else, and
that will make you miserable and bitter. One hundred percent
of the time, he makes what I make, He has
what I don't have. She looks like I want to
look she did vifit. The truth is that I'm grateful
that I had sixty nine years with my father. That
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is really where I rest the most. I'm believing I'm
not full of bitterness.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
But when I have my moments, that's what they're about. Man,
I wanted five more years. I wanted ten more years.
I had the exact number of years God wanted me
to have with my father, and then he took him home.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And I'm grateful. I thank him for it. Jesse.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'm thankful that I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving
dinner being rated for breaking COVID rules. Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving.
His name's Chuck. Not something to actually just dismiss. Although
that's a funny email.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Remember where we were? Was it five years ago?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I've tried to block it out PTSD from the whole thing.
We were being scolded by our government masters, how you
can't go over to your grandma's and eat corn bread
on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Lectured.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Remember that horrible time, and I know we're still suffering
from all the financial consequences and other consequences of that.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
That's something to be grateful for. Isn't it.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
We no longer live under a medical tyranny in this country.
That's something something to be grateful for. That was not
the best of times in America.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I think we all would agree. You know what is
the best? Pure Talk. I love them. I just freaking
love them.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Every time Pure Talk does something new, it makes me
love them more. I already loved them. And then Pure
Talk comes out and says, hey, we're gonna go rescue
some dogs. We're gonna get some rescue dogs, and we're
gonna give them the veterans struggling with PTSD.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Who does that? At and T doesn't do that.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Verizon T Mobile, the patriotics cell phone company run by
a Vietnam veteran, does that. The company that's so patriotic
they hire American citizens American jobs is in a campaign
slogan at Puretalk. It's what they do. And right now,
I've already told you I've never seen it before. Their
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unlimited plan for twenty nine to ninety five a month
for life. Have never seen it before. I am not
promising you you will ever see it again. If you
want it, you better pick up that phone dial pound
two five zero and say Jesse Kelly, you keep your phone,
you keep your number.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Remember.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
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Speaker 1 (38:45):
Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on Hey, Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving.
We'll touch a little bit more on this Mark Kelly
prediction I made last night.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
We'll talk about that here briefly.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
We are going to get to all kinds of more
what you're thankful for stuff this hour. BK's joining us
a half hour from now, and there's gonna be some
serious stuff. But I gotta be honest. I'm in a
Thanksgiving mood. I'm in a thankful mood. I'm gonna talk
to you about what you're thankful for. I'm going to
talk about me and what I'm thankful for, and I'm
(00:52):
gonna ask b Kay what he's thankful for. It's a
good time for that. Even though it's a bit of
a heavy day with that terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Shooting in DC.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We are going to keep on marching all right now,
Yesterday I told you I'm suspicious of this Senator Mark
Kelly's stuff. First he puts out that seditious video, Hey,
don't obey any illegal orders.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was really weird.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And then Trump, of course starts saying things like sedition
and treason, which is not wrong, and then Mark Kelly
starts to play the victim.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I've been in combat.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I've been almost shut down, which she wasn't, but I've
been almost shut down. I'm a hero essentially doing that
whole thing, and the media is doing what they do.
We discussed already last night the communist tactic that they've
always used. They're always in filtrating, always trying to destroy,
and inevitably they will push too far sometimes and when
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they do, when they push too far and get caught
and they look bad, always the victim immediately the second they.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Look bad, Why why are you threatening me?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
You're being violent? Hey, fascist, don't touch me. CNN of
course I'll go along with it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
The threats from the President of the United States do
have real and alarming consequences. Just listen to the threats
that Congressman Jason Crowe, who's part of the video, says that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
He that'd be the congressman that Chris and Corey named
Jim Crow when we first played it.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Just want to remind everybody.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
He received he deserves to die. I hope you all
get murdered. I hope you all get flashed. You disgraced America.
And I'll pray you got to David, not before your
family does. I pray they die painful death. Hurry up
and die, you worthless trader.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
It's pretty incredible to think about that, think about people
that would call and say that. Every Democrat in that
video has received threats, according to the New York Times,
but death threats as a result of his words is
not something that has recently seemed to bother the President
of the United States.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Donald Trump got shot in the head and they never
played any of the Donald Trump got shot in the
head and they never played it. Why because they're there
to aid the revolution period, loss of life threats, that
these things don't cross these people's minds. They're there for
the revolution anyway, Mark Kelly, he's very afraid, you see,
(03:23):
very afraid. The president made a threat on his life.
And he's very very afraid. He is so afraid and
so not considering running for president that he went on
Jimmy Kimmith, myle and every Now remember last night, just pause, sorry,
remember last night when I told you white guy, Democrats
(03:46):
need the white men back a guy. They need men
back somebody who's worn the uniform NASA. They need patriots back.
These are groups that have left the Democrat Party and
from a wing state, from a swing state. Remember what
I said. You could be looking at a guy running
(04:08):
for president. Oh, here he is, Jimmy Kimmel, MYO, tell
me this doesn't sound like a guy considered it.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
MYO, and every every member of the military took his
loyalty to the constitution, not to a person. And he's
trying to He's trying to get some fear out there.
And fear can be contagious. But what also can be
contagious is courage and patriotism.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Chris, you were you just said Jewish producer Chris just
said he's going to be so mad. If I'm right,
you want me to get more specific on my prediction, here's.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
One for you.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And if I'm right about this, I'm just warning. Look,
I'm not just warning Chris. I'm warning you do not
tune into the radio and listen to the show. If
this prediction turns out to be right, it is.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What's the date? November twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
November twenty sixth, Mark Kelly, Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona
is going to run for president. He's going to run
for president and his as a result of that, his
name ID, his brand is going to increase dramatically. Mark
(05:22):
Kelly will not ultimately win the nomination, but Mark Kelly
will be the VP choice of whoever the Democrat nominee
is in the year twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What Chris what? I could be vague? Chris is trying
to pin me down on the nominee. No, no, no, no, no, sir,
I just made the most specific prediction in the world,
and you're acting like I'm miss Cleo. I just put
that out there three years ahead a time. No no,
no no. If I'm right about that, I have earned
the right to be super obnoxious, and I promise I
(05:58):
will be what.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, no, You write that down? Chris is claiming he won't.
He won't bring it back up.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Write it down.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Someone recorded, so Chris can't hide it like he always
tries to do. A back to what you're thankful for, Jesse,
It's hard to find things to be thankful for with
the way things have been going over the last couple
of years. I'm so poor, I can't see the poverty line,
and I don't take any kind of government handouts or
charity in spite of that. I'm lucky I was born
(06:27):
in America because I'm more fortunate here than I would
be anywhere else in the world. And that is something
to thank God for, he said. I can use his name.
His name is matt Amen, Sir Amen, way to see
the way, to see the good in it, Jesse. And
then there are people like this. I'm most thankful this
year that my farts are invisible.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What's wrong with you? We have?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And I've heard this before, We've heard this from various
sponsors before, and I'm not totally sure how I feel
about this, but we have the funniest, most barbaric audience
of any audience in radio.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're just savages. And I'm not totally sure why or
where that came from. But what's wrong with you? Jesse?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
My name's Cassandra. Don't look at me, Chris like it's
my fault. It's not my fault. After twenty eight years
of marriage, my husband asked for divorce. My son had
just left for college. I was excited for our empty
nest years, but my husband had lost his way.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So on and so forth, she goes on.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Anyway, I'm thankful we defied all odds, came back and
just celebrated our thirtieth wedding anniversary and both looking forward
to a better than ever happily ever after. I'm grateful
that we really and truly saved our marriage.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Thank you for here my story.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
How about that marriage was on the brink, fought for it, clawed,
earned her way back. Doesn't look like she's gonna turn
out like this headline. Seventy five percent of young liberal
women are childless, compared to a far lower number of conservatives. Now,
(08:24):
this is not about being childless. Many women are childless.
Maybe you're childless, it's not you don't have to have children,
could be happy, it's not it. But as much as
the left angers me, the communists anger me. One of
the things that anger me the most about them is
they poisoned the minds of these young women to such
(08:46):
an extent that they voluntarily removed themselves from any interest
in starting a family. It's not everyone's destiny to have
a family.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's not everyone's destiny to get married or have children.
I would never say such a thing, but how in
the world can you poison the minds of so many
young women, and this kind of discourse. Remember that we
played it for you last night, that woman running for
Congress in the Nashville area, Remember when she said this.
(09:20):
My therapist always asked me to transcribe my dreams when
they happen.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
And the recurring dream I've had is.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Standing up in a cafeteria full of women.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I don't know why I was there or whatever, and
saying I don't want children, I want the power, and
just screaming at the top of my lungs. I'm not
mad because of the lack of babies we're having. That's
just that's bad. I'm not mad about that. I'm mad
because so many of these young women are succumbing to
(09:52):
the cult of communism and they're voluntarily removing themselves from
the family pool. And it's not going to bring one
ounce of the fulfillment.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
They think it is.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And this is something, as we've discussed, it does not
affect people on the right. People on the right are
having babies, getting married at the same level they were
years and years ago. This does not affect our side.
That's terrible, man, that's freaking terrible. And speaking of having babies,
where are your tea levels? When I talk about falling testosterone.
(10:27):
I hope you don't think that's only sixty seventy eighty
year olds. When you drink estrogen, age doesn't matter. Your
tea levels are going to drop. America's testosterone levels are
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Speaker 1 (11:35):
We'll be back.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kellyshell.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Thanksgiving
Eve a Wednesday. Remember you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. BK's gonna join us ten minutes
from now, and I'm sure be obnoxious.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I bet money. I bet you money right now. You
just go through working out or something and you know it.
You know it's true. You know it's true, and we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Have to endure it.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
So we'll endure it together. You want to be in
good news before we go back to your thankful emails.
National parks are gonna start charging non citizens higher.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Fees to enter. Ha A. It's too bad for you guys.
You know what I have to say. No, freedom is
not free. Hey, Jesse, I'm grateful for a just and
merciful gun. The name of a just merciful gun.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
I'm grateful people be texting, and I'm grateful for the
Jesse Kelly Show. For I may be on the road
to insanity, but you've helped me slow the pace.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Happy I can help El Sombrero.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Thinking about the meddling our CIA is done in Latin
and South America, especially working to overthrow elected governments. Could
illegal immigration, at least from Central America be revenge for
what we did to them?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What say you?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
All Right, his name is James, So I'll just say this,
And I've been telling you that the next History episode
I'm working on it. I'm not making a promise to you,
but I hope it will come next week. I hope
to have enough time over the next couple of days
(13:25):
to finish what I've been doing, finish my research on
the Rhodesian Bush War. I I I'm not saying I
could do the show now, but I'm almost to the
place where I could do a show. I'm just trying
to make sure it's good for you when I do it.
All right, there is no question this one we're going
to do is going to be at least two parts,
(13:45):
maybe three.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's going to be long. I'm warning you now.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
But as I'm researching all of it and going through
what was happening in the world, remember this, Remember this
because this is going to be a part of the show.
It's going to be a part of the Rhodesian Bush
War Show and so many others. After World War II,
when we had the Soviet Union that had that much
power and influence, they were on the march throughout the
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globe to try to turn the entire world communist that
was not American paranoia or something like that. All that
Red scare stuff was totally legitimate. The Soviet Union, China,
they were not interested in communism only being for them.
(14:32):
They aggressively, aggressively pushed every part of the world, including Africa.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Hint hint.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
They aggressively pushed every part of the world as hard
as they could toward communism, and they would facilitate that
as much as they possibly could, providing men and materials
and training. But if they could get you to buy
into communism, they pushed that way. And because they're not fools,
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they realized it would be pretty advantageous to have a
shop set up in the backyard of their greatest enemy.
That would be US, the United States of America, the
shining City on a hill that served as an example
to what communism wasn't They always wanted to bring down
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America because of.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
What we showed.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We showed that communism sucked compared to freedom, and they
can live with that. They always wanted to set up
shop here. Now, this is not me defending the CIA
and everything the CIA has ever done, so don't take
it in that way.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I'm talking about on a macro political level, we couldn't
stand by and allow the Commis to turn our southern
neighbors into Communist countries. There's no way we could have
or should have stood by and allowed them to become
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Soviet proxy states.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
There's no way you could possibly allow that.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The second you allow that, and you're gonna learn more
of this when we get to the Rhodesian Bush War,
the second you allow that, you've baked into the cake
that they're going to be pouring across the border in
hostile ways, that we are finished. We had to We
had to counter that with our own stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Was it all done right?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Was it all on the up and up? Of course not.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It's the freaking CIA. I'm not saying that, but something
had to be done to counter it. They were aggressively
moving across the globe. Now I realize in an effort
to counter it, we screwed up a million things.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Look at Vietnam. That was all a.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Result of trying to counter the Communists taking over the
entire country.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
That's what that was.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I'm not saying we didn't do it wrong a lot,
just saying something had to be done.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right, right, Jesse, I'm thankful that I'm not Maxine
Waters kind of what is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm moving on to the next one. Jesse, I'm thankful
for your podcast. Seriously, it makes my day. Can you
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I've got family like that in my own life. Their
(18:00):
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Speaker 1 (18:10):
But you can't do anything about it.
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(19:21):
and his workouts, next miss Toast catch up.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving and joining
me now host of the World News with BK podcast,
former Air Force PJ.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Of course you know him well, BK, BK. First of all,
you couldn't have picked one festive holiday type song or
is this?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Then?
Speaker 8 (19:55):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It wouldn't surprise me if this is what you listen
to while you house your Thanksgiving? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Jesse? The grind doesn't stop.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
As a matter of fact, I'm glad you had me
on today, Jesse, because I was at none of this
than in the Marine Corps recruit Depot gym here in
beautiful San Diego, California, where is absolutely at the out
and I'm sitting there throwing kettles a brown kettlebells around
Jesse like it's my job. The app veins were popping
through my shirt, the twenty two inch python, Jesse, just
(20:25):
gleaming and sweat incredibly aesthetically and pleasing. And I'm saying,
you guys better be out there grinding today before you
stuff your fat faces tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Let's go. No screwing around, b Kay.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'll have you know before you start scolding me, I
not only lifted today, I have another workout tomorrow morning
before Thanksgiving. So I'm not going to have any of this.
Bk Gil at the bat, you can't get.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
In the gym.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I'm in the gym. Okay, I'm in the gym.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
My man, my man, b Kay.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
You know what, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You brought this up. As a matter of fact, I
didn't know that's where you were lifting today. I of
course did not appreciate the magic of the Marine Corps
Recruit Depot, San Diego while I was a guest there,
because it wasn't the most pleasant experience in the world.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But I did have the chance to go back, and
there is something special there and I don't understand exactly
why is that because of my experience. What is it?
I'm serious, it's powerful. Why is it powerful?
Speaker 8 (21:25):
It is Jesse, you know, and even I mean you,
of all people, if you've gone through there is a
recruit then you definitely you'll have a lifelong connection to
the place either way.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
But there is Jesse.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Because every week there, you know, I'm there. I'm there
three four or five days a week because it's the
closest free gym to my house. And you know, they
have the family day on Thursday followed by a graduation
on Friday, and those two days Jesse, you really look
around and you see all these families, you know, as
they all got the matching T shirts on. My son
is a marine, my daughter is a Marine. And you
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hear them speaking like eight different languages, you know, and
you see all these young men right, just clean cut,
standing at parade rest as I walk by in my
gym shorts, they've just been so conditioned. But you really see,
to me, this is America right there, That is America.
That's the melting pot where everybody comes down. And these guys,
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no matter what they came from, what their background was, Jesse,
they all signed the dotted line, stood on those yellow
footprints at MCRD, went through crap for three months with
the drill instructors, and now they're gonna be the next
generation moving forward. And I couldn't be happier with what
I see all the time. I see motivation, I see bearing,
I see young dudes ready to get after it.
Speaker 7 (22:36):
I love it. I love being around there.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I love it too. And I love it because I
get all kinds of emails. And I know you've seen
these comments before of people say the next generation sucks,
the next generation's worthless, the next generation's lazy. And of
course every generation has its turds. I would never say otherwise,
including the next generation. But every generation also has as
(23:00):
its studs who make the world move, and the next generation,
this one's coming, is no different. There's some beasts out there.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I see them all over that totally absolutely, and you
know that's our isn't that the case with every generation.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Jesse is the generation previous to.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Us with soft right all the time, of course, And
it's only because we have social media now that we
see all the terrible things happening in the world. But
you have to remember, yeah, there are some go getters
out there.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
I see it.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Constantly, and it's you know, it's it's mixed feeling free, right.
I feel a sense of pride, but it's almost like,
you know, Jesse, you and I we've passed that stage
in our lives, even though you know, frankly, I think
I could still operate at the highest level. But I
think that, you know, seeing these guys and knowing that
their journey is just starting, right, this is the beginning
of something.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Special for them, and that really that makes me feel good.
It makes me feel good about our country.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I just want to be clear that I never once
in my life operated at the highest level, and even
the average grunt marine level I used to operate at
is well beyond my grasp today at forty four years old.
All right, p K, what's I don't even want to ask.
It's probably protein shakes. What's on the BK Thanksgiving feast.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What are we eating? What are we not eating?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Give it to me, Okay, I am going to a
very fancy kind of sit down place, a buffet style,
at a very posh location here in San Diego for
the first time, which I'm very excited about.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Please don't say I'm sick of.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
The turkey slander, Jesse. I'm tired of the turkey slander.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
I know you're one of those people, and I'm not
going to stand for it. You have a turkey at home.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
That you didn't like.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Guess what that's called operator error. You didn't prepare your
turkey properly. You screwed it up. Take some accountability, Jesse.
The deep fried turkey is brainless. Smoking a turkey is
also very good.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I have to have it.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I'm not going to go without turkey on Thanksgiving. That's
like a hate crime. And I know you're gonna say
prime rib is way better, t bone steaks are way better.
All of that could be the case. I'm going turkey,
mashed potatoes and green bean castrole for my white crash roots.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
And yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
And it has to be made as the Campbell's, you know,
the real garbage, as the CEO just came out and
said the Campbell's green marsh room. I'm gonna eat all that.
I don't like cranberry sauce. I don't want fruit with
my meat. I don't care what the combination is. No
fruit with the meat. Get the cranberry out of here.
It's garbage.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Bukay just just asking. All I'm asking for is honesty.
Speaking with bk, host of the World News with PK podcast,
how many times a year do you order turkey in
a restaurant?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Buka?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
That would be next to zero, And I knew that
question was coming. Well, I will say there's a place
down the street for me that's known for their very
good sandwiches, and every this time of year they bust
out their monthly special, which is their turkey sandwich with
the stuffing and the gravy and all that. It's delicious.
All have that as well if you count that. But no,
(26:02):
do I go and get a plate of turkey slice turkey?
Speaker 7 (26:06):
No I don't.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
But that's part of the it's part of the ritual jesse.
As you, I think you'd probably agree. I think Thanksgiving
is by far not only the queen essential American holidays
considering its roots right, but it's also by far the best.
It's like Christmas, except there's no pressure of gifts. You know,
you still family, You still it's all about food. You
still family, food, football, but no gifts. It's my favorite
(26:27):
holiday by far.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's on my short list. There's no question. I absolutely
love it.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Okay, I should probably ask you one or two serious
things before we check out it here and go stuff
our faces.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Venezuela.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
B Kay.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
What we have this big navel build up down there?
Of course there's going to be some marines with them.
There's all kinds of saber rattling from both sides, although
the Venezuelan saber is admittedly dull and much shorter. What
what is happening?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
What have you heard? What do we think right now?
Speaker 8 (26:58):
You know, I don't know, Jesse, I don't know what
the endgame is here. Let's all remember and stipulate from
the beginning. You know, the big mantra in the twenty
twenty four election was.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
No new Wars. Right Well here we are, so what's
going on?
Speaker 8 (27:10):
Well? All I know right now is for some reason,
we have put our largest military presence in the Caribbean
since the nineteen eighty nine invasion of Panama. So if
you listen to the Trump administration, they'll tell you this
is because Venezuela's leader, Nicholas Maduro, is the running the
(27:31):
cartel operation down drug trafficking. As a matter of fact,
I don't know if you know this, they placed a
fifty million dollars bounty on Nicholas Maduro's head if any
of you former contractor types want to go on another
misguided adventure down in Venezuela.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
But that's a simple another story.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
So we and we also decided to designate the so
called Cartel of the Suns, which is a drug trafficking organization,
as a foreign terror organization. So with that designation comes
all kinds of national security assets and everything else. So
but the thing is, experts say this is like, this
(28:10):
doesn't really exist. Venezuela is not really the head of
the trasking in South America.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
So I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
To me, maybe this saber rattling. Maybe it's just pressure
to get the people to rise up against them. I'm
going to wait and see trajectory at this point.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Bekay, do you have a happy Thanksgiving with the Turkey?
And the kettlebells and whatever other things you're doing. I
appreciate you, my brother, the mashed potatoes. If I had
had time, I would have dug into that. I just
don't understand. No one's ever been able to explain it
(28:46):
to me. And every time I ask for an explanation,
all I get is tradition.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
What, Chris, what.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's a vehicle for gravy, But put gravy on the turkey.
You put gravy on anything. You put gravy on biscuits.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Man, I don't you know what.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
We're not going into this, Chris. We're going back into
more things we're thankful for.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Before we do that, we are going to touch on something.
Ilhan Omar said, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
That much before we do that, I.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
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Speaker 1 (30:09):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful Thanksgiving Eve.
We still have more than an hour on the show.
Julie Kelly's gonna join us next hour. But I promised
you with just a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Immigration talk courtesy of ilhan Omar, and wanted to put
a smile on your face about a few things, hopefully
before we get back to the things you're thankful for.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Ilhan Omar got up and she said this, Mollies are
not terrorizing this nation. We are helping it thrive.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
So Molly's have always seen as a fabric, has seen
themselves as a fabric of this slation.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So not well, you're not.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
They always make these blanket statements because they expect you
to not push back. Somali's have always seen themselves as
part of the fabric of this nation. Did not come
to the United States of America till the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't care how you see yourself. It's Christy. The
average IQ and Somalia is below retardation. Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Did you know that? I'm not making that up because
of the inbreeding problem in the country.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh, I know, Chris, it's really nasty because of that.
There are all the birth defects that come with that.
And I believe last time I looked, it was three
points below what is considered mental retardation. But these people
have been brought into the United States of America en
(31:44):
mass by American politicians. Now that's the bad news. The
good news.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Trump's DHS makes quote temporary finally mean temporary again, revoking
Biden's free pass for four thousand nationals. Trump administration renews
push to end TPS. That's temporary protected status for three
hundred and fifty thousand Haitians. Oh I forgot.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
When we weren't bringing in people from Somalia, we were
bringing in people by the hundreds of thousands from Haiti,
where they ate each other, the voodoo culture of Haiti.
Headline tom Omen says, hold on tight. We're tripling ice
deportation operation.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
So let's focus on some good. Let's focus on your
good Jesse. This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for welcoming my second
baby girl in four weeks and having my wonderful wife
recover well. I'm also thankful for my dad being two
years sober this Christmas.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Lastly, I'm thankful to have Jesse continuing to find alternatives
to college for my girls. How about that. That's a
that's a good. That's a lot to be thankful for
you there, Jesse. I'm thankful for the decision my Hut
and I made at a very young age.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Listen to this one.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
He needed a transplant before we married and knew we
might have limited time together, so we decided to save
some for retirement and enjoy the time we had together.
He did live forty seven years, which was amazing since
his life expectancy was only eight years at the time.
(33:25):
It will be five years in December. He's been gone.
I miss him every day, but I never regret the
decision and to spend our money and time together because
people save for retirement and do nothing. Says not to
mention her name and I will not. And God bless you, lady.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
How about that? All that loss?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
She's grateful, grateful for the time she had I have been.
I would not say wrestling with it because that's not
true and that's not fair of As you know, last year,
I lost my dad year ago. You were in a month.
As a matter of fact, you're a month ago. I
lost my dad and it was sudden.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It was not expected.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
That's why, all of a sudden you turn on the
radio and I was gone for a week and everyone
thought I was dead and wondering where I went.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
It's because my dad.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Died all of a sudden, heart attacking his sleep. In
case you're wondering, went to sleep one night. The best
way to go in the world, right, go to sleep,
don't wake up. Nobody gets to go out like that.
So go to sleep one night, don't wake up. And
he was I think three weeks yeah, three weeks shy
of his seventieth birthday, which that's about as long as
(34:38):
the Kelly men generally have. So he did it three
week shy. And I know this is going to sound
so pathetic. I know it is, but I'm just bearing
my soul to you for a minute. I'm in a
good mood on it. Thanksgiving. I thought I might as
well just come out and say it. I have had moments,
not the whole time, but I've had moments feel a
(35:00):
little cheated and it's totally this is awful, but it
usually comes from jealousy, not like a hateful kind of jealousy.
But for instance, the last time I felt this way,
we went to one of the local our kids high
school football game. Went to the high school football game,
and there was a grandpa there. There's actually several sets
(35:24):
of grandparents there that were clearly older than seventy watching
their grandkid play. And I was singing to myself, well,
that really sucks. I don't have my dad anymore. And
by the way, this is lame. I know this is
lame and completely selfish. I realized that, but those are
the moments where I feel a little cheated. Sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Some guys have their dads until they're seventy five, eighty five.
I mean people in my life, both obs grandmas are
over ninety, could have had twenty more years. But what
is that, right?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's comparing your life, your circumstances to someone else, and
that will make you miserable and bitter. One hundred percent
of the time, he makes what I make, He has
what I don't have. She looks like I want to
look she did vifit. The truth is that I'm grateful
that I had sixty nine years with my father. That
(36:20):
is really where I rest the most. I'm believing I'm
not full of bitterness.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
But when I have my moments, that's what they're about. Man,
I wanted five more years. I wanted ten more years.
I had the exact number of years God wanted me
to have with my father, and then he took him home.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
And I'm grateful. I thank him for it. Jesse.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'm thankful that I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving
dinner being rated for breaking COVID rules. Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving.
His name's Chuck. Not something to actually just dismiss. Although
that's a funny email.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Remember where we were? Was it five years ago?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I've tried to block it out PTSD from the whole thing.
We were being scolded by our government masters, how you
can't go over to your grandma's and eat corn bread
on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Lectured.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Remember that horrible time, and I know we're still suffering
from all the financial consequences and other consequences of that.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
That's something to be grateful for. Isn't it.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
We no longer live under a medical tyranny in this country.
That's something something to be grateful for. That was not
the best of times in America.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I think we all would agree. You know what is
the best? Pure Talk. I love them. I just freaking
love them.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Every time Pure Talk does something new, it makes me
love them more. I already loved them. And then Pure
Talk comes out and says, hey, we're gonna go rescue
some dogs. We're gonna get some rescue dogs, and we're
gonna give them the veterans struggling with PTSD.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Who does that? At and T doesn't do that.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Verizon T Mobile, the patriotics cell phone company run by
a Vietnam veteran, does that. The company that's so patriotic
they hire American citizens American jobs is in a campaign
slogan at Puretalk. It's what they do. And right now,
I've already told you I've never seen it before. Their
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unlimited plan for twenty nine to ninety five a month
for life. Have never seen it before. I am not
promising you you will ever see it again. If you
want it, you better pick up that phone dial pound
two five zero and say Jesse Kelly, you keep your phone,
you keep your number.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Remember.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Offer ends on December seventh. Some restrictions apply. Seepuretalk dot
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