December 5, 2025 • 36 mins
There is always another attack coming. Who will serve the drinks in the secret club in the secret lair? Can you be Christian and Communist at the same time? Is the egg worth more now that its been eaten?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. I'm gonna step away
from the questions for a brief moment because there is
a story that came out earlier today and I desperately
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do not want to get my hopes up. It is
one of those things so much of the fate of
the nation rests on it. I don't want to oversell it.
I almost didn't even bring it up on the show
because it's Friday. But the Supreme Court, this is a
few hours ago. The Supreme Court came out and they
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said we're going to review the idea of birthright citizenship.
This is something that Trump administration is hot on. Just
in case you don't know what that is. The Fourteenth
Amendment of the United States of America was put into
place so freed slaves could be considered full US citizens,
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not half citizens or any of that ridiculousness. They're Americans,
their freed slaves. That's why it was put into place.
And this is something that anyone with two brain cells knows.
That's why it was put into place because our judicial
system is so evil and hostile to this country. They
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determined a long time ago that the fourteenth Amendment actually
means that anybody born here, under any circumstances, for any reason,
as a United States citizen. This has been nothing short
of catastrophic for the United States of America. It's not
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only the anchor babies who come over here. These super
pregnant women will find anything to skip across the border,
get into an American emergency room and have her baby. No,
she's not a citizen, but that baby is. It's not
just that visa holders, people whose visas have expired. All
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these people they have kids boom American citizens, and they'll
have a lot of them. Then their kids boom American citizens.
It essentially grows the foreigner population of this country exponentially
every single year because they're all American citizens. It is
the most nationally suicidal policy I've ever heard in my
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entire life. This is the reason we have people like
this in.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Congress that we have. How can you help us, you know,
be a better country, build back what we used to
have back in a long time ago. So hopefully we
will be able to help our country, our former country Somalia,
she's a citizen.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
All the children she has will be citizens, their children
after them, and their children after them, birthright citizenship. The
Supreme Court decided today they are going to take up
this case. I'm very nervous because however they decide, it's
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the Supreme Court that's probably going to be it for
a very very very long time. Maybe one day you
get the Supreme Court to take it up again. But remember,
you know, Roe versus Wade was a ridiculous decision. What
was that fifty years before we got any Supreme Court
to take it up again and overturn it. If they
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decide the wrong way, it will be disastrous for this country.
If they decide the right way, it will be wonderful
for this country. I'm going to go ahead and say
this now, and we're going to move on and get
back to the questions. We've had the talk many times before.
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In fact, we just had it last night that the
mass importation of foreigners, it's not a side issue for communists.
It is there everything with it. With the mass importation
of foreigners, they cannot possibly lose. They will eventually outnumber us.
Without it, they cannot possibly win because everyone hates them
in their disgusting policies. You are going to see more
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communist activism leading up to this decision than you have
ever seen in your entire life. And I'll go ahead
and lay this one out there right now. The security
provided to the United States Supreme Court justices, certainly the
ones on the right le up to this decision, better
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be the finest security on the planet. Because if you
think the Communists will hesitate for a single second to
murder one or more Supreme Court justice in order to
keep their foreigners in this country, you are nuts. They
will kill every Supreme Court justice without hesitation if it
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means protecting the revolution. Our Supreme Court justices and their families,
they had better be protected, and I mean with some
ironclad security. They should all right now consider their lives
in mortal danger. It's the thing is, it's not just
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the street animals who want to keep all the foreigners
in this country. This is part of what makes it
so dangerous. Extremely wealthy, extremely powerful people communists, not just
in America, around the globe. They want all these foreigners
in the United States of America replacing you. These are
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people with means something to think about. Hey, j speaking
of which, Hey, Jesse. When it comes to people fleeing
their dirt bag countries, whether they are here or want
to come here, a requisite for entry should be what
did you do to try to change your country that sucks?
And have you been outspoken about your beliefs in Americanism? Well,
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you're right, but we don't even consider that at all.
We just hand out this and hand out that, and
hand out this and hand out that, and we don't
ever consider it. For some reason, the United States of America,
our populace, has been dumbed down and weakened to the
point we're just telling you about someone's terrible circumstances is
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enough to justify them coming here. Okay, So I want
you to picture. There's a house. Right, there's a house.
There are ten people in the house. All right, it's
a crack house. They make crack there, they deal crack
out of the house, they do crack in the house.
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Now let's say the house catches on fire. Well, yeah,
every crackhead in the house wants to leave the house.
That's totally understandable. In fact, I don't want to see
any crackhead burned to death. I want them to clean
up their lives and be saved one day. So I
hope they flee the house. That doesn't mean you can
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come to my house. I'm sorry your house burnt down.
That does not mean you are going to be welcome
in mine. But that's how the United States of America
has operated its immigration policy for decades. Oh it's bad
where you came from. Come here. Oh it's bad where
you came from. Come here. Oh it's bad where you
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came from. Come here. Yeah. How's that working out for?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Kelly Leffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in
the two days her agency has been investigating the state,
they've uncovered at least a million dollars in PPP fraud
just two days in. Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota
have also told lawmakers they believe the total amount of
fraud could total up to more than eight billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Mm hmm. I think Steven Miller summed it up nicely.
I'll let him have his say.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
The Body of Administration Secretary of Homeland Security Alla hauntra
Majorkis devised a scheme to fly illegal aliens into the
country and then to escort them in mass across the
board by the millions, and to give them something known
as parole, which gives them a work permit, which gives
them a which gives them a Social Security number, which
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gives them access to the voting booth. This was the
plan all along to get them here illegally so they
can get free government benefits, get hooked to welfare, and
be able to participate in American elections. This was an
attack on democracy by the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Democrats are evil, oracle. What do you think about Sarah
Adams warning about an imminent large scale terrorist attack in
the USA in abroad? Any idea when it might happen.
There's always one coming. Maybe it will be foiled, maybe
it won't be foiled. Maybe it'll be five minutes from now,
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maybe it'd be five years from now. I know Sarah Adams,
I mean at least a little bit. I've interviewed her before,
and she certainly has all kinds of in depth knowledge
about things and terrorist networks. So that's not in any
way an insult to her. But I can always sit
here and tell you there's going to be a terrorist attack.
Always I can tell you about it. But eventually I'll
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be right that's the beauty of it. Eventually, I'll be right.
I can tell you right now that there's going to
be I live in Houston. You know what, I think,
there's a hurricane coming. We got a hurricane coming. There's
going to be a hurricane coming. I can sit here
every day and say that, and you know what the
beauty of that is. One day I'll be right. Can't
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let that stuff govern your life, all right, don't stress
about that. Let's talk about allowing women in our private club,
Afghanistan and more. Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, reminding
you you can email the show your questions. Still, we're
not done yet, Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Let's get
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to some more of them. Jesse. One of the things
I'm thankful for this season is your show. It's been
a bright spot in my weekday afternoons. I'm concerned that
you're not allowing women in your secret layer. Pause real quick,
it's not necessarily a secret layer. We will have a layer.
It's a secret club. We do secret things. It's difficult
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to gain entry. What, Chris, what the secret club doesn't
always meet in the secret layer. Correct, Correct, the secret layer.
It's kind of headquarters. Sometimes we're doing secret things in
other secret places. It's not always the layer. I can't
I've already said too much. All right, I can't go
in any more detail. Who will serve the drinks? This
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guy said, Remember there's no women allowed in the secret club.
I think I've found a solution. Unix. Secret layers are
usually staffed by Unix servants, aren't they. You could put
the call out on the air, so on and so forth.
His name is Eric. I find the use of Unix
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historically not to be a total nerd here on what
was a goofy question, which I enjoyed by the way.
I find the use of Unix historically to be so fascinating.
So much of the time they were used in palaces,
in royal families. You've heard me talk before about the
Ottoman Empire, big Muslim empire that was very, very powerful
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for a very long time. And you've heard me discuss
before the harem. And I understand the traditional meaning of
a harem, and that is kind of what the royal
family had in the Ottoman Empire. But the harem there
was more than that. It was essentially a university system,
a training ground. It was a lot of these things
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and staffed not just by women, younger attractive women, eunuchs
as well, And it makes sense you don't want to
risk the men mixing together with the women of the
harem and there being a problem, if you will. Don't
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get me wrong, I'm not pushing for the policy. Okay,
I'm not championing it, but it's crazy how often that's
a thing through history. In fact, that would be a
fascinating Maybe you're a student, maybe you're just kind of
a nerd like me. That would be a fascinating subject
for you to maybe do a deep dive on the
use of heroics. Notice I said you because this is
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a family show, and I'm not exactly I'm not exactly
sure how I would massage that area in order to
ensure that the kiddies could listen. But it is fascinating.
It's a very common thing throughout history. I like your idea.
If we need eunichs, we'll call Republicans. Hey, Jesse, how
can you be a Communist and a Christian at the
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same time, Well, you can't remember that communism and Christianity
have been at war since the Bolsheviks took over the
Soviet Union Russia. Immediately they started burning the churches and
slaughtering the priests. During the Spanish Civil War, when the
Communists took over, they burned the churches, slaughtered the priests,
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rape the nuns. It always goes this way. Remember all
the evil things that were done in the Biden administration.
Remember one of the things we found out. Never forget
about this. The FBI has field offices all over the country.
In their Richmond that would be Richmond, Virginia, in their
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Richmond field office, a whistle blower came forward. It's the
only reason we know this. A whistle blower came forward
with a memo. The FBI was going into the churches,
the Catholic Church in particular. Do you think that's an accident.
Our communists are not different than other communists historically. Why
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is it that you have these these air fingers quote
pastors who were of course lesbians, or you have these
pastors who stand up there and tell you that, well,
I mean, we should welcome in all of Somalia. Well,
because the Communists understood that the American Church was a
bulwark against them. The American Church was going to stop them,
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was stopping them. So not only do you have to
go to war with it, you have to infiltraded, infiltraded
and sell to the masses that unending Muslim immigration is
what Jesus would want, or something like that. Dear Jesse,
I've read a handful of accounts from service members who
did tours in Afghanistan, in short, horrifying experiences that reinforce
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the incompatibility of these people. We talk about Afghans with
our culture in our country. How can our politicians ignore
or rationalize these events short of refusing to listen to them?
Love your show, You have a great voice representation, seem
to really share your own beliefs, which I admire. So
thanks for not talking down to the audience, he says,
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I wish you continued success. Well, I can't talk down
to anybody because I'm stupid. That's one two. These people
never think they're going to be the ones touched by this.
Their only concern is image, poll numbers, keeping their seats
in the House of the Senate. And when you get
some senator like John Cornan who participated in this stuff,
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when you get some Senators stands up there and says, oh,
we have to bring another ten thousand Afghans into the country. Well,
he's only thinking about John Cornyan. He thinks that makes
him look good. He thinks his donors will like it.
At no point does he think anyone in his family
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is going to have to deal with some guy from
Afghanistan shouting Allahu Akbar with a knife in his hands.
He thinks that may look that might happen to you.
But remember that's not his concern. These people don't think
about you. They don't care about you. You never cross
their mind ever. Ever. They're worried only about themselves and
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Speaker 2 (18:19):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show remining you. If you
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heavy show, DENI.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
But we have to dig into some more heavy stuff.
Remember yesterday we were talking about that guy who swallowed
the Faberge egg, the one with all the diamonds and
stuff on it, and we were questioning what the plan
was to get it back out. Got this email Jesse
about that guy who swallowed the expensive egg. You think
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the value of the egg goes up or down? And
you would think to yourself, it goes down, right, once
it's been in someone's gullet, surely it goes down. But
I'm not a jewelry expert. That's probably more Chris's area.
But let me what Chris. Let me ask you something.
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If I could sell you a sword, a Napoleonic era sword,
would the sword be worth more or less to you
if you knew the sword had killed somebody? Chris said more?
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I mean too. I think most people would say more.
Certainly dudes would say more. I could actually see ab
saying no. I could see women saying now, I wouldn't
want that. I would want that, and I want the
blood still on it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
One time, I think I've told you this. I went
up to the Blaze's headquarters. Don't work for them, but
I'm friends with everybody there. I love him. And I
went up to go do this interview with Glenn Beck
and afterwards. Glenn is a history freak, just like me. Honestly,
he maybe probably exceeds me history freak. He has all
this cool stuff there and he starts taking me through
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his private little history museum. I swear it could be
it's a museum. It's one of the coolest things I've
ever seen. And he has a piece of Abraham Lincoln's
shirt collar or jacket collar, I forget which one it
was from the night he was shot by John Wilkes
booth in the theater, and it has the bloodstain still
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still on it. Now I realized that's a little dark,
a little morbid. That's freaking cool. Would that shirt collar
be worth less? What Chris? What Chris says, There's a
big difference between blood and you know all the things
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that are going to be on that egg now that
it was in some guy's gullet. I would agree. I
would agree. And again I'm gonna have to defer to
you on jewelry prices, but hear me out. If I
have the kind of money where I can spend thousands
of dollars on an egg, which is so dumb, but anyway,
if I have the kind of money where you can
afford thousands of dollars for an egg, wouldn't I want
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there to be a story attached to the egg? Because
hear me out now, this is, I admit, not my world.
I don't have paintings and jewelries and things like that.
I know that I'm just white trash jesse. I get that.
But if I had one, I would want to display it, right,
I'm not gonna hide it. I'm gonna want to display
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it because I want to show it off. Isn't that
why you would buy something like that? You want to
show it off. Well, if I want to show it off,
don't I want a story to go with it? Now,
tell tell me what the better story is. And I
don't know where these eggs came from. They are smart
people listening. I'm sure I'll get all these emails. They're
from the Russia in the fifteen forties. I don't know
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where they come from, and I don't care. But I
can present it to my guests when they come over
to watch something. I can say, look at this Faberge egg,
it was from Russia in the fifteen forties. Or I
can say, look at this Faberge egg, it was from
Russia in the fifteen forties. Some guy also stole this
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once and swallowed it, and they had to perform surgery
and cut it out of his stomach. Now I have it.
I think that's a better story. Am I wrong? Chris?
Even Chris agrees with me, and he knows jewelry Jesse.
I think the Conservatives need to remind everyone that the
reason we have such high prices is the Inflation Reduction Act,
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passed with the only Democrat votes, should be repealed. His
name is Lou. One gotta be honest with you. I've
always thought the name Lou for a dude is one
of the coolest names. I have no idea why. I
just always thought it sounded cool. Lou. If your name's Lou,
I automatically think you're probably cool. So that's one. Two.
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You're not necessarily wrong about the Inflation Reduction Act drastically
increasing inflation. But if I could push back a little bit, Lou,
I know this hurts, and we're gonna move on and
talk about other stuff. Democrats were not in charge when
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the United States of America decided to shut down its
economy for a bad chest cold from China and then
print seven trillion dollars while passing trillion dollar bills that
handed out stimulus checks to the American people. I don't
need any more help to hate Democrats any more than
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I do. Let's not pretend like Reublican hands are clean
when it comes to spending money, printing money. And the
reason inflation is out of control, it was Republicans, Republicans
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in charge when the economy got shut down. And the
reason I bring this up is not not so we
feel bad. In the future, there's going to be another virus,
you know that, right there always is. There's always another
disease coming on the planet somewhere from some way. We
will get another one one day. And when we get
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another one, we have to kill the idea now that
you should ever shut your country down because there's a virus.
That idea has to be killed now. So in the future,
when we get one and the tyrants try to shut
us down and take down your outdoor basketball hoops and
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shut your business and shut your school, we have to
know that in the future they won't try that again.
And we have to know that because we killed the idea. Now. Now,
let me ask you. I know there's a lot of
people displeased with how this country operated during COVID. Obviously
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myself included. They they're mad about this aspect. They're mad
about this aspect. They're mad about that aspect. But let
me ask you, just genuinely asking, how many people do
you know in your life they're mad about the very
idea that you stop a country on purpose for a virus.
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I know they may be annoyed about their school, annoyed
about their business, annoyed about a mask or a vaccine
injury or whatever. I got that, how many have gone
down to the root of the problem and gotten angry
about that? That is what we need. You never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
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for any reason stop your economy on purpose. There may
be things that happen, wars, diseases and whatnot that most
definitely stall or stop parts of it. That's just going
to be part of it. For instance, during COVID, you
know what would have been hurt undoubtedly undoubtedly the movie
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theater industry, because the second you start telling people there's
a contagious virus out there, they might get sick, they
might die. They're going to be more hesitant to do
things like gather with a hundred strangers in a movie
and watch The Lord of the Rings. It's just going
to be something they're more hesitant about. So the movie
theater industry may stall, may stop. It probably will, even
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that's how it goes. But what you don't ever do
for a day, let alone fifteen days. You don't ever say, hey,
shut all the movie theaters, I'm ordering you. That is bonkers.
And that idea was widely accepted across the political spectrum
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Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
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We shall return on Monday for medal of Honor Monday.
And I know I've been teasing this, so I don't
want to get your hopes up, but I've been promising
you the next history story I do is going to
be on the Rhodesian Bush War. The reason it has
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taken so long is I keep finding new things to
read and new things to look into, and new things
to read and new things to look into. So it's
been a while. I feel like, honestly, I felt like
tonight I could have done it. I probably could have
done it tonight. For some reason. I have a couple
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other things I want to look into, but I feel
like tonight I could have done it. If next week
is a slower news week, and it might be, I
don't know. I'm going to try to do it next week.
It is, it's gonna be a long one, at least
two nights, if not three nights. I'll try to keep
it to hour two of whatever show I do it
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on for everybody who hates history or not interested in it. Traditionally,
that kind of the program we've gone with is when
I do history, I take it an hour, usually the
second hour, so we do new stuff in the first hour, history,
new stuff in the third hour. This is definitely going
to be a two three hour history thing. I think
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it's Yeah, Chris, it's a long well, there's the history
of it, and people don't know the area, and it
just try to there's so much context you have to
provide and historical context. I am so into it. I
think you're going to enjoy it, and I hope to
bring that to you next week. I am kind of
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in a way I realize I can say whatever I want,
talk about whatever I want. I could do it right
now if I want it. But I'm also a slave
to the news cycle in some way. And I mean
that in that people tune in at the end of
the day, or if you listen to the podcast. Iheartspotify iTunes.
If you listen to the podcast, you kind of want
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to hear my take on whatever the big stories of
the day are. So if that's your thing and you
want to tune in and here that and then I'm
talking about the Rhodesian butch wore and China and the
believe me communists are involved in Communists will get killed.
You'll really enjoy it. There's all kinds of stuff there.
Maybe that's not what you're looking for, all right, So
we'll wait. We'll see what happens next next week. But
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I feel like I'm pretty much ready. Might have to
cross t's and dotyis this weekend, but feel like I'm
pretty much ready. And remember, you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey White Robe or
great White Hope. He says. The subject is does your
family listen to the show? I remember you saying your
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dad didn't really listen to the show. Yeah, dad just
wasn't into it. It's beitcy hybe out working on the ranch.
He's pound and nails or something like that show how
do you do? That's that was my dad, he says,
God rest his soul. He probably thought you were dumb.
Oh he did. He told me that all the time.
But your son, do your sons and wife ever? Listen?
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I love your show. It's the sweet spot between Beavis
and butt Head and Rush Limbaugh. That's not friend. Don't
agree with that, Chris do Ab and the kids watch
the show. You know, life is funny how it changes
over time. And if you have kids, or you've already
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had them, maybe they're growing gone, you'll know what I mean.
But if if you have them, if you're younger, or
you're thinking about having them, you'll realize this. There are
all these different phases with kids. Now, there's the baby phase.
Chris and Corey are kind of in that phase now,
baby toddler phase, and it's so much different than even
the seven year old phase, right, which is so much
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different than the eleven or twelve year old phase. And
I'm our oldest is seventeen, so we're kind of going
through a lot of these phases. They get so busy
after a while with sports and school activities and stuff
that you just don't You don't do as much with
them as you do when they're younger, and you don't
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realize that when they're younger, because you do everything together. Right.
When Jewish producer Chris goes home today, I promise you
his baby girl is gonna be close to him until
she goes asleep. She just will. And it could be
wonderful and it could be tiring. But then, like last night,
the boys had sports, they had homework, and then they
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were gonna screw off with their friends. When I got home,
they came and gave me a hug and then talked
to me for a couple of seconds. I didn't see
him again the all night, not one time, and then
they got up. My youngest had practice at five am
this morning, they got up and left. I didn't see
him this morning. I haven't seen him. I haven't laid
eyes on the kids one time today. It changes. It
used to be they were home every night right after school,
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and Bob would make dinner and they'd be around the
house and they would listen to the show while she
was making dinner. They'd listen together, and they still do
it on occasion, but now they're just gone. They're just gone.
You know what my kids are doing tonight. They're going
to a movie. Without us, and AUV and I were
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there when they were making plans and we once again
we said, do you uh you want us to go?
We'll go. They're like, nah, we're good. What Chris it's
not because well, that's what they said. Chris is being
a jerk. You know what they told us. They told
AUB and I that we laughed too loud during the
previews at parts that aren't funny. It's just mean. It's
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just mean. But you know what I mean. They grow
up and they move on and it's fine. By the way,
I'm not mad about it. I love watching them grow up.
It's just times change. So they used to more than
they do now. I wonder if they know I'm getting
them cozy earth robes for Christmas. They're not listening, damn it,
the movies right now, so I can come out and
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say it right now, it's cozy earth robe time for
the fellas. At first, when I was sporting my cozy
earth robe around the house, they tried to roll their eyes.
Be the dad, you're not a ro And now they
realize how glorious it is to wake up in the morning.
Don't bother with the shorts or the sweats, or whatever.
Throw your robe on. Do you want to be your
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You want the coziest Christmas You've ever had? Cozyearth dot
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write to you to see if you and your audience
can help me by praying for me. There is a
suspicion of me having a brain tumor. More studies required.
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I'm thirty eight years old and my wife is expecting
my first baby boy in three months. Please thoughts and
prayers are more than welcome. He did not say I
can use his name, so we will not do that.
But if you would not mind, please say a prayer
for this young man who was probably scared. I am
sure his young wife is scared. Say a prayer for
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this family. Please. Prayer does work? All right? Does work? Jesse?
Don't ever let anybody tell you you're not DEI friendly
look at how quickly your Jasmine Crockett SoundBite quickly buried
your Nancy Pelosi and James Carvel bites. His name is Seth.
That's not true. You're talking about this.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
People do be texting.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Maybe you forgot about that. Maybe you should give me
some credit the name of a just merciful gun, and
when in doubt, shut up, you go enjoy your weekend.
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. I'm gonna step away
from the questions for a brief moment because there is
a story that came out earlier today and I desperately
(00:33):
do not want to get my hopes up. It is
one of those things so much of the fate of
the nation rests on it. I don't want to oversell it.
I almost didn't even bring it up on the show
because it's Friday. But the Supreme Court, this is a
few hours ago. The Supreme Court came out and they
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said we're going to review the idea of birthright citizenship.
This is something that Trump administration is hot on. Just
in case you don't know what that is. The Fourteenth
Amendment of the United States of America was put into
place so freed slaves could be considered full US citizens,
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not half citizens or any of that ridiculousness. They're Americans,
their freed slaves. That's why it was put into place.
And this is something that anyone with two brain cells knows.
That's why it was put into place because our judicial
system is so evil and hostile to this country. They
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determined a long time ago that the fourteenth Amendment actually
means that anybody born here, under any circumstances, for any reason,
as a United States citizen. This has been nothing short
of catastrophic for the United States of America. It's not
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only the anchor babies who come over here. These super
pregnant women will find anything to skip across the border,
get into an American emergency room and have her baby. No,
she's not a citizen, but that baby is. It's not
just that visa holders, people whose visas have expired. All
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these people they have kids boom American citizens, and they'll
have a lot of them. Then their kids boom American citizens.
It essentially grows the foreigner population of this country exponentially
every single year because they're all American citizens. It is
the most nationally suicidal policy I've ever heard in my
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entire life. This is the reason we have people like
this in.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Congress that we have. How can you help us, you know,
be a better country, build back what we used to
have back in a long time ago. So hopefully we
will be able to help our country, our former country Somalia,
she's a citizen.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
All the children she has will be citizens, their children
after them, and their children after them, birthright citizenship. The
Supreme Court decided today they are going to take up
this case. I'm very nervous because however they decide, it's
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the Supreme Court that's probably going to be it for
a very very very long time. Maybe one day you
get the Supreme Court to take it up again. But remember,
you know, Roe versus Wade was a ridiculous decision. What
was that fifty years before we got any Supreme Court
to take it up again and overturn it. If they
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decide the wrong way, it will be disastrous for this country.
If they decide the right way, it will be wonderful
for this country. I'm going to go ahead and say
this now, and we're going to move on and get
back to the questions. We've had the talk many times before.
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In fact, we just had it last night that the
mass importation of foreigners, it's not a side issue for communists.
It is there everything with it. With the mass importation
of foreigners, they cannot possibly lose. They will eventually outnumber us.
Without it, they cannot possibly win because everyone hates them
in their disgusting policies. You are going to see more
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communist activism leading up to this decision than you have
ever seen in your entire life. And I'll go ahead
and lay this one out there right now. The security
provided to the United States Supreme Court justices, certainly the
ones on the right le up to this decision, better
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be the finest security on the planet. Because if you
think the Communists will hesitate for a single second to
murder one or more Supreme Court justice in order to
keep their foreigners in this country, you are nuts. They
will kill every Supreme Court justice without hesitation if it
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means protecting the revolution. Our Supreme Court justices and their families,
they had better be protected, and I mean with some
ironclad security. They should all right now consider their lives
in mortal danger. It's the thing is, it's not just
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the street animals who want to keep all the foreigners
in this country. This is part of what makes it
so dangerous. Extremely wealthy, extremely powerful people communists, not just
in America, around the globe. They want all these foreigners
in the United States of America replacing you. These are
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people with means something to think about. Hey, j speaking
of which, Hey, Jesse. When it comes to people fleeing
their dirt bag countries, whether they are here or want
to come here, a requisite for entry should be what
did you do to try to change your country that sucks?
And have you been outspoken about your beliefs in Americanism? Well,
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you're right, but we don't even consider that at all.
We just hand out this and hand out that, and
hand out this and hand out that, and we don't
ever consider it. For some reason, the United States of America,
our populace, has been dumbed down and weakened to the
point we're just telling you about someone's terrible circumstances is
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enough to justify them coming here. Okay, So I want
you to picture. There's a house. Right, there's a house.
There are ten people in the house. All right, it's
a crack house. They make crack there, they deal crack
out of the house, they do crack in the house.
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Now let's say the house catches on fire. Well, yeah,
every crackhead in the house wants to leave the house.
That's totally understandable. In fact, I don't want to see
any crackhead burned to death. I want them to clean
up their lives and be saved one day. So I
hope they flee the house. That doesn't mean you can
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come to my house. I'm sorry your house burnt down.
That does not mean you are going to be welcome
in mine. But that's how the United States of America
has operated its immigration policy for decades. Oh it's bad
where you came from. Come here. Oh it's bad where
you came from. Come here. Oh it's bad where you
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came from. Come here. Yeah. How's that working out for?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Kelly Leffler, who leads the Small Business Administration, says in
the two days her agency has been investigating the state,
they've uncovered at least a million dollars in PPP fraud
just two days in. Several of the whistleblowers in Minnesota
have also told lawmakers they believe the total amount of
fraud could total up to more than eight billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Mm hmm. I think Steven Miller summed it up nicely.
I'll let him have his say.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
The Body of Administration Secretary of Homeland Security Alla hauntra
Majorkis devised a scheme to fly illegal aliens into the
country and then to escort them in mass across the
board by the millions, and to give them something known
as parole, which gives them a work permit, which gives
them a which gives them a Social Security number, which
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gives them access to the voting booth. This was the
plan all along to get them here illegally so they
can get free government benefits, get hooked to welfare, and
be able to participate in American elections. This was an
attack on democracy by the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Democrats are evil, oracle. What do you think about Sarah
Adams warning about an imminent large scale terrorist attack in
the USA in abroad? Any idea when it might happen.
There's always one coming. Maybe it will be foiled, maybe
it won't be foiled. Maybe it'll be five minutes from now,
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maybe it'd be five years from now. I know Sarah Adams,
I mean at least a little bit. I've interviewed her before,
and she certainly has all kinds of in depth knowledge
about things and terrorist networks. So that's not in any
way an insult to her. But I can always sit
here and tell you there's going to be a terrorist attack.
Always I can tell you about it. But eventually I'll
(09:56):
be right that's the beauty of it. Eventually, I'll be right.
I can tell you right now that there's going to
be I live in Houston. You know what, I think,
there's a hurricane coming. We got a hurricane coming. There's
going to be a hurricane coming. I can sit here
every day and say that, and you know what the
beauty of that is. One day I'll be right. Can't
(10:16):
let that stuff govern your life, all right, don't stress
about that. Let's talk about allowing women in our private club,
Afghanistan and more. Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, reminding
you you can email the show your questions. Still, we're
not done yet, Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com. Let's get
(10:39):
to some more of them. Jesse. One of the things
I'm thankful for this season is your show. It's been
a bright spot in my weekday afternoons. I'm concerned that
you're not allowing women in your secret layer. Pause real quick,
it's not necessarily a secret layer. We will have a layer.
It's a secret club. We do secret things. It's difficult
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to gain entry. What, Chris, what the secret club doesn't
always meet in the secret layer. Correct, Correct, the secret layer.
It's kind of headquarters. Sometimes we're doing secret things in
other secret places. It's not always the layer. I can't
I've already said too much. All right, I can't go
in any more detail. Who will serve the drinks? This
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guy said, Remember there's no women allowed in the secret club.
I think I've found a solution. Unix. Secret layers are
usually staffed by Unix servants, aren't they. You could put
the call out on the air, so on and so forth.
His name is Eric. I find the use of Unix
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historically not to be a total nerd here on what
was a goofy question, which I enjoyed by the way.
I find the use of Unix historically to be so fascinating.
So much of the time they were used in palaces,
in royal families. You've heard me talk before about the
Ottoman Empire, big Muslim empire that was very, very powerful
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for a very long time. And you've heard me discuss
before the harem. And I understand the traditional meaning of
a harem, and that is kind of what the royal
family had in the Ottoman Empire. But the harem there
was more than that. It was essentially a university system,
a training ground. It was a lot of these things
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and staffed not just by women, younger attractive women, eunuchs
as well, And it makes sense you don't want to
risk the men mixing together with the women of the
harem and there being a problem, if you will. Don't
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get me wrong, I'm not pushing for the policy. Okay,
I'm not championing it, but it's crazy how often that's
a thing through history. In fact, that would be a
fascinating Maybe you're a student, maybe you're just kind of
a nerd like me. That would be a fascinating subject
for you to maybe do a deep dive on the
use of heroics. Notice I said you because this is
(13:15):
a family show, and I'm not exactly I'm not exactly
sure how I would massage that area in order to
ensure that the kiddies could listen. But it is fascinating.
It's a very common thing throughout history. I like your idea.
If we need eunichs, we'll call Republicans. Hey, Jesse, how
can you be a Communist and a Christian at the
(13:36):
same time, Well, you can't remember that communism and Christianity
have been at war since the Bolsheviks took over the
Soviet Union Russia. Immediately they started burning the churches and
slaughtering the priests. During the Spanish Civil War, when the
Communists took over, they burned the churches, slaughtered the priests,
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rape the nuns. It always goes this way. Remember all
the evil things that were done in the Biden administration.
Remember one of the things we found out. Never forget
about this. The FBI has field offices all over the country.
In their Richmond that would be Richmond, Virginia, in their
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Richmond field office, a whistle blower came forward. It's the
only reason we know this. A whistle blower came forward
with a memo. The FBI was going into the churches,
the Catholic Church in particular. Do you think that's an accident.
Our communists are not different than other communists historically. Why
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is it that you have these these air fingers quote
pastors who were of course lesbians, or you have these
pastors who stand up there and tell you that, well,
I mean, we should welcome in all of Somalia. Well,
because the Communists understood that the American Church was a
bulwark against them. The American Church was going to stop them,
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was stopping them. So not only do you have to
go to war with it, you have to infiltraded, infiltraded
and sell to the masses that unending Muslim immigration is
what Jesus would want, or something like that. Dear Jesse,
I've read a handful of accounts from service members who
did tours in Afghanistan, in short, horrifying experiences that reinforce
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the incompatibility of these people. We talk about Afghans with
our culture in our country. How can our politicians ignore
or rationalize these events short of refusing to listen to them?
Love your show, You have a great voice representation, seem
to really share your own beliefs, which I admire. So
thanks for not talking down to the audience, he says,
(15:48):
I wish you continued success. Well, I can't talk down
to anybody because I'm stupid. That's one two. These people
never think they're going to be the ones touched by this.
Their only concern is image, poll numbers, keeping their seats
in the House of the Senate. And when you get
some senator like John Cornan who participated in this stuff,
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when you get some Senators stands up there and says, oh,
we have to bring another ten thousand Afghans into the country. Well,
he's only thinking about John Cornyan. He thinks that makes
him look good. He thinks his donors will like it.
At no point does he think anyone in his family
(16:31):
is going to have to deal with some guy from
Afghanistan shouting Allahu Akbar with a knife in his hands.
He thinks that may look that might happen to you.
But remember that's not his concern. These people don't think
about you. They don't care about you. You never cross
their mind ever. Ever. They're worried only about themselves and
(16:53):
their own power. I do worry about you. That's why
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social security numbers out there somewhere too. There are thieves
(17:15):
as we speak, browsing the Internet trying to find a
way to get their greedy fingers on your data. And
it's on the internet. I'm sorry to tell you it's
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Speaker 2 (18:19):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show remining you. If you
miss any part of the show, you can download it
on iheard Spotify iTunes. I know it has been a
heavy show, DENI.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
It's as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
But we have to dig into some more heavy stuff.
Remember yesterday we were talking about that guy who swallowed
the Faberge egg, the one with all the diamonds and
stuff on it, and we were questioning what the plan
was to get it back out. Got this email Jesse
about that guy who swallowed the expensive egg. You think
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the value of the egg goes up or down? And
you would think to yourself, it goes down, right, once
it's been in someone's gullet, surely it goes down. But
I'm not a jewelry expert. That's probably more Chris's area.
But let me what Chris. Let me ask you something.
(19:18):
If I could sell you a sword, a Napoleonic era sword,
would the sword be worth more or less to you
if you knew the sword had killed somebody? Chris said more?
(19:38):
I mean too. I think most people would say more.
Certainly dudes would say more. I could actually see ab
saying no. I could see women saying now, I wouldn't
want that. I would want that, and I want the
blood still on it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
One time, I think I've told you this. I went
up to the Blaze's headquarters. Don't work for them, but
I'm friends with everybody there. I love him. And I
went up to go do this interview with Glenn Beck
and afterwards. Glenn is a history freak, just like me. Honestly,
he maybe probably exceeds me history freak. He has all
this cool stuff there and he starts taking me through
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his private little history museum. I swear it could be
it's a museum. It's one of the coolest things I've
ever seen. And he has a piece of Abraham Lincoln's
shirt collar or jacket collar, I forget which one it
was from the night he was shot by John Wilkes
booth in the theater, and it has the bloodstain still
(20:40):
still on it. Now I realized that's a little dark,
a little morbid. That's freaking cool. Would that shirt collar
be worth less? What Chris? What Chris says, There's a
big difference between blood and you know all the things
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that are going to be on that egg now that
it was in some guy's gullet. I would agree. I
would agree. And again I'm gonna have to defer to
you on jewelry prices, but hear me out. If I
have the kind of money where I can spend thousands
of dollars on an egg, which is so dumb, but anyway,
if I have the kind of money where you can
afford thousands of dollars for an egg, wouldn't I want
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there to be a story attached to the egg? Because
hear me out now, this is, I admit, not my world.
I don't have paintings and jewelries and things like that.
I know that I'm just white trash jesse. I get that.
But if I had one, I would want to display it, right,
I'm not gonna hide it. I'm gonna want to display
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it because I want to show it off. Isn't that
why you would buy something like that? You want to
show it off. Well, if I want to show it off,
don't I want a story to go with it? Now,
tell tell me what the better story is. And I
don't know where these eggs came from. They are smart
people listening. I'm sure I'll get all these emails. They're
from the Russia in the fifteen forties. I don't know
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where they come from, and I don't care. But I
can present it to my guests when they come over
to watch something. I can say, look at this Faberge egg,
it was from Russia in the fifteen forties. Or I
can say, look at this Faberge egg, it was from
Russia in the fifteen forties. Some guy also stole this
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once and swallowed it, and they had to perform surgery
and cut it out of his stomach. Now I have it.
I think that's a better story. Am I wrong? Chris?
Even Chris agrees with me, and he knows jewelry Jesse.
I think the Conservatives need to remind everyone that the
reason we have such high prices is the Inflation Reduction Act,
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passed with the only Democrat votes, should be repealed. His
name is Lou. One gotta be honest with you. I've
always thought the name Lou for a dude is one
of the coolest names. I have no idea why. I
just always thought it sounded cool. Lou. If your name's Lou,
I automatically think you're probably cool. So that's one. Two.
(23:12):
You're not necessarily wrong about the Inflation Reduction Act drastically
increasing inflation. But if I could push back a little bit, Lou,
I know this hurts, and we're gonna move on and
talk about other stuff. Democrats were not in charge when
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the United States of America decided to shut down its
economy for a bad chest cold from China and then
print seven trillion dollars while passing trillion dollar bills that
handed out stimulus checks to the American people. I don't
need any more help to hate Democrats any more than
(23:55):
I do. Let's not pretend like Reublican hands are clean
when it comes to spending money, printing money. And the
reason inflation is out of control, it was Republicans, Republicans
(24:17):
in charge when the economy got shut down. And the
reason I bring this up is not not so we
feel bad. In the future, there's going to be another virus,
you know that, right there always is. There's always another
disease coming on the planet somewhere from some way. We
will get another one one day. And when we get
(24:39):
another one, we have to kill the idea now that
you should ever shut your country down because there's a virus.
That idea has to be killed now. So in the future,
when we get one and the tyrants try to shut
us down and take down your outdoor basketball hoops and
(25:02):
shut your business and shut your school, we have to
know that in the future they won't try that again.
And we have to know that because we killed the idea. Now. Now,
let me ask you. I know there's a lot of
people displeased with how this country operated during COVID. Obviously
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myself included. They they're mad about this aspect. They're mad
about this aspect. They're mad about that aspect. But let
me ask you, just genuinely asking, how many people do
you know in your life they're mad about the very
idea that you stop a country on purpose for a virus.
(25:44):
I know they may be annoyed about their school, annoyed
about their business, annoyed about a mask or a vaccine
injury or whatever. I got that, how many have gone
down to the root of the problem and gotten angry
about that? That is what we need. You never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
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for any reason stop your economy on purpose. There may
be things that happen, wars, diseases and whatnot that most
definitely stall or stop parts of it. That's just going
to be part of it. For instance, during COVID, you
know what would have been hurt undoubtedly undoubtedly the movie
(26:32):
theater industry, because the second you start telling people there's
a contagious virus out there, they might get sick, they
might die. They're going to be more hesitant to do
things like gather with a hundred strangers in a movie
and watch The Lord of the Rings. It's just going
to be something they're more hesitant about. So the movie
theater industry may stall, may stop. It probably will, even
(26:56):
that's how it goes. But what you don't ever do
for a day, let alone fifteen days. You don't ever say, hey,
shut all the movie theaters, I'm ordering you. That is bonkers.
And that idea was widely accepted across the political spectrum
(27:17):
in this country. That that was a solution for a
virus ridiculous, and that, you know what, I am still
partially thankful for it because it jaded me so bad
against the medical profession in this country. It had me
start seeking out natural solutions for things like pain. What
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Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
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We shall return on Monday for medal of Honor Monday.
And I know I've been teasing this, so I don't
want to get your hopes up, but I've been promising
you the next history story I do is going to
be on the Rhodesian Bush War. The reason it has
(29:06):
taken so long is I keep finding new things to
read and new things to look into, and new things
to read and new things to look into. So it's
been a while. I feel like, honestly, I felt like
tonight I could have done it. I probably could have
done it tonight. For some reason. I have a couple
(29:27):
other things I want to look into, but I feel
like tonight I could have done it. If next week
is a slower news week, and it might be, I
don't know. I'm going to try to do it next week.
It is, it's gonna be a long one, at least
two nights, if not three nights. I'll try to keep
it to hour two of whatever show I do it
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on for everybody who hates history or not interested in it. Traditionally,
that kind of the program we've gone with is when
I do history, I take it an hour, usually the
second hour, so we do new stuff in the first hour, history,
new stuff in the third hour. This is definitely going
to be a two three hour history thing. I think
(30:12):
it's Yeah, Chris, it's a long well, there's the history
of it, and people don't know the area, and it
just try to there's so much context you have to
provide and historical context. I am so into it. I
think you're going to enjoy it, and I hope to
bring that to you next week. I am kind of
(30:33):
in a way I realize I can say whatever I want,
talk about whatever I want. I could do it right
now if I want it. But I'm also a slave
to the news cycle in some way. And I mean
that in that people tune in at the end of
the day, or if you listen to the podcast. Iheartspotify iTunes.
If you listen to the podcast, you kind of want
(30:53):
to hear my take on whatever the big stories of
the day are. So if that's your thing and you
want to tune in and here that and then I'm
talking about the Rhodesian butch wore and China and the
believe me communists are involved in Communists will get killed.
You'll really enjoy it. There's all kinds of stuff there.
Maybe that's not what you're looking for, all right, So
we'll wait. We'll see what happens next next week. But
(31:15):
I feel like I'm pretty much ready. Might have to
cross t's and dotyis this weekend, but feel like I'm
pretty much ready. And remember, you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey White Robe or
great White Hope. He says. The subject is does your
family listen to the show? I remember you saying your
(31:36):
dad didn't really listen to the show. Yeah, dad just
wasn't into it. It's beitcy hybe out working on the ranch.
He's pound and nails or something like that show how
do you do? That's that was my dad, he says,
God rest his soul. He probably thought you were dumb.
Oh he did. He told me that all the time.
But your son, do your sons and wife ever? Listen?
(32:00):
I love your show. It's the sweet spot between Beavis
and butt Head and Rush Limbaugh. That's not friend. Don't
agree with that, Chris do Ab and the kids watch
the show. You know, life is funny how it changes
over time. And if you have kids, or you've already
(32:21):
had them, maybe they're growing gone, you'll know what I mean.
But if if you have them, if you're younger, or
you're thinking about having them, you'll realize this. There are
all these different phases with kids. Now, there's the baby phase.
Chris and Corey are kind of in that phase now,
baby toddler phase, and it's so much different than even
the seven year old phase, right, which is so much
(32:42):
different than the eleven or twelve year old phase. And
I'm our oldest is seventeen, so we're kind of going
through a lot of these phases. They get so busy
after a while with sports and school activities and stuff
that you just don't You don't do as much with
them as you do when they're younger, and you don't
(33:03):
realize that when they're younger, because you do everything together. Right.
When Jewish producer Chris goes home today, I promise you
his baby girl is gonna be close to him until
she goes asleep. She just will. And it could be
wonderful and it could be tiring. But then, like last night,
the boys had sports, they had homework, and then they
(33:24):
were gonna screw off with their friends. When I got home,
they came and gave me a hug and then talked
to me for a couple of seconds. I didn't see
him again the all night, not one time, and then
they got up. My youngest had practice at five am
this morning, they got up and left. I didn't see
him this morning. I haven't seen him. I haven't laid
eyes on the kids one time today. It changes. It
used to be they were home every night right after school,
(33:46):
and Bob would make dinner and they'd be around the
house and they would listen to the show while she
was making dinner. They'd listen together, and they still do
it on occasion, but now they're just gone. They're just gone.
You know what my kids are doing tonight. They're going
to a movie. Without us, and AUV and I were
(34:07):
there when they were making plans and we once again
we said, do you uh you want us to go?
We'll go. They're like, nah, we're good. What Chris it's
not because well, that's what they said. Chris is being
a jerk. You know what they told us. They told
AUB and I that we laughed too loud during the
previews at parts that aren't funny. It's just mean. It's
(34:29):
just mean. But you know what I mean. They grow
up and they move on and it's fine. By the way,
I'm not mad about it. I love watching them grow up.
It's just times change. So they used to more than
they do now. I wonder if they know I'm getting
them cozy earth robes for Christmas. They're not listening, damn it,
the movies right now, so I can come out and
(34:49):
say it right now, it's cozy earth robe time for
the fellas. At first, when I was sporting my cozy
earth robe around the house, they tried to roll their eyes.
Be the dad, you're not a ro And now they
realize how glorious it is to wake up in the morning.
Don't bother with the shorts or the sweats, or whatever.
Throw your robe on. Do you want to be your
(35:11):
robe guy? You want the greatest sheets ever? Do you
want a one stop shop for all your Christmas shopping.
It's waiting for you at cozyearth dot com. Up to
forty percent off with the promo code Jesse, and get
this when you order by December twelfth, guaranteed Christmas delivery.
(35:34):
You want the coziest Christmas You've ever had? Cozyearth dot
com promo code Jesse. Jesse. With a heavy heart, I
write to you to see if you and your audience
can help me by praying for me. There is a
suspicion of me having a brain tumor. More studies required.
(35:56):
I'm thirty eight years old and my wife is expecting
my first baby boy in three months. Please thoughts and
prayers are more than welcome. He did not say I
can use his name, so we will not do that.
But if you would not mind, please say a prayer
for this young man who was probably scared. I am
sure his young wife is scared. Say a prayer for
(36:19):
this family. Please. Prayer does work? All right? Does work? Jesse?
Don't ever let anybody tell you you're not DEI friendly
look at how quickly your Jasmine Crockett SoundBite quickly buried
your Nancy Pelosi and James Carvel bites. His name is Seth.
That's not true. You're talking about this.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
People do be texting.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Maybe you forgot about that. Maybe you should give me
some credit the name of a just merciful gun, and
when in doubt, shut up, you go enjoy your weekend.
That's all
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