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Why are so many foreigners ungrateful in America? You and your Patriotism makes you the enemy. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday, as we cruise on into the weekend,
we have all kinds of different things this hour. It
will be up and down and serious and not serious.
I've got a serious thing. The boys are seventeen and

(00:34):
fifteen now. They don't care about Christmas lights all right,
And Bob is still insisting that when we find a
place that has a lot of Christmas lights, that we
take the boys to go see Christmas lights. Chris knows
exactly what I'm talking about. And now we're now we're

(00:56):
at this place where the boys, you know, they're to
become little men. Then you'll get little attitude pop up
here there. Obviously it's kept in check in our house,
but they're human beings. They're gonna spout their wings a
little bit. Now. They're starting to give me the side
eye as soon as she suggests it. And then I'm stuck.

(01:16):
I'm stuck in an impossible situation because I don't want
to go see any stupid Christmas lights either, but she
wants to, and we want to do something nice for
so I have to kind of walk a tight rope.
You see, everybody's got problems, Jesse. The subject of this
one is indecent pictures scammers. Just the heads up. I

(01:40):
did a I brought up a story on Tuesday, young
man Olive, he was fifteen years old, killed himself because
there is a huge online criminal enterprise now to coerce
young people, young boys, young girls, using AI and sing

(02:00):
and all kinds of things to fool them into doing something,
sending a picture they shouldn't send, saying something they sho
shouldn't say, and then that's when the extortion hammer drops
and it's hey, send us five hundred dollars or we'll
tell your pastor and your teacher and everything else. And
I did a whole segment on it, and then pulled

(02:22):
my boys aside when I got home and talked to
them about it extensively because I want parents to know.
And if you're a kid listening, I know we have
kids listen. I want you to know. Today because of
the advancements in technology, you don't have any idea who
you're talking to online. No, but I saw her picture,
she's so pretty. Yeah it's fake. No, But if we

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video called, yeah, that's fake too. They can do all
that stuff now, fake voice, fake everything. It's all fake.
It's all fake, and it'll feel real right anyway, this
guy said Jesse. Father, Jesse, thank you so much for
exposing the story on the un inappropriate picture extore on
the show Tuesday. As the father of a son who

(03:03):
fell victim to it, I appreciate you making other parents
aware of this horrible scheme. These demons do exist, and
they don't care one bit what your child might do
to themselves as a result of this evil I would
like to add, as a parent, please pay attention and
notice when things are off with your kid. I found

(03:24):
out about it because my son came to me and
asked for his Social Security number. I thought this was odd.
He said he was fifteen at the time. I was
eventually able to pull out what happened from him from
there and we resolved it. But it was terrifying for
him and his mother and I. I am blessed to
have been able to give him the support he needed

(03:44):
and now we are all wiser, but it could have
been much worse. Thank you for being a guide for
other families. I'm not a guide, I'm just a dad.
Just like you are. I'm no guide, I'm no role model,
no guide. Just I'll tell you something. I want to
reinforce this because I brought it up again with my
boys when I pulled them aside and discussed this. Make

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sure your kids know if you do screw up somehow,
some way, there will be no judgment. If you come
to us, we will figure it out together. You'll be embarrassed,
you'll be mortified. And I said, it doesn't have to
be you know, bad pictures or something like that. I
don't care if gambling, dad, whatever it is. We've told

(04:28):
our kids this though. Now, by the grace of God,
our kids are not boozers or anything like that, right,
but you never know. They're young men that could get
into that tomorrow, could get into it tonight, for all
I know that all kinds of temptation out there. We've
told them. You're ever at a place, don't ever get
in a car with somebody. No judgment, there'll be no grounding,
there'll be no nothing. You call, we'll come pick you up,

(04:49):
no questions, ask gets you out of there, all right.
So when it comes to this stuff, remind your kids
that they can come to you. Drive that point home.
If you read these stories, A big thing of what
pushes these kids over the edge is they don't feel
like there's anyone they can talk to. No, I can't
go talk. I can't go tell mom. I can't go

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tell dad. He'll kill me. I bet my school is
going to expel me. My life is over. And remember
the bad guys specialize in twisting those screws. Yeah, your
life is over. I'll destroy you. Everyone's going to hate you.
Then what pushes them too far? Make sure they know? Now, Hey, Jesse,
what is the reason? What is the real reason immigrants

(05:32):
hate America? Okay, well, first of all, pause, you know
my thoughts on illegal illegal immigration. You know my thoughts.
I don't have to clarify them. But all immigrants do
not hate America. That is not true, depending on where
they're from, Depending on a few different things, immigrants can

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be some extremely patriotic people. Cubans, clue Cubans. Cubans might
be the most hardcore Americans there are. I love Cubans
just that way. But in general, we clearly have a
loyalty problem with the masses of foreigners we brought here.
So I'll tell you a little story in the area

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where I live, there was this older couple I want
to say sixties, so not super old, but they were
in their sixties right. I did not know them personally.
It was one of those things. I'd say hi to them.
We knew each other's name, but that was it. In
order couple and I didn't live right next door. They
were a couple blocks away from me. He freaking tragic,

(06:38):
but it happens all the time. Heart attack, dead out
of nowhere, in the shower, out of nowhere. Kids are
already out of the house, and boom. This lady is
a widow, all right, she's a widow. Widows need to
be careful, right. One of my good friends in the area,
he is her next door neighbor, lives right next door

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to her, and so he started doing really so much
for her when it came to work around the house,
changing lightbulbs, whatever. But one thing he would do religiously
is he would mow her lawn every single Saturday. Mow
her lawn every single Saturday. He did this, I'm going

(07:25):
to guess on the time six months to a year,
every Saturday. Her husband used to do it. Wanted to
make sure she had a nice looking lawn, so at
least she didn't have to worry about that wonderful thing
to do. Right. He used to live in California, goes
back to California. I forget. It was some kind of
family event, family reunion or something like that, and he

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goes for two weeks, for two weeks. When he gets
back home from California after two weeks, before his bags
are unpacked, she is pounding on his front door. He
opens up the door, thinks, what the It's everything okay.

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But she's not afraid, and she is not sad. She
is angry, and she choose him out. Look at my lawn,
look at the condition. Keep in mind he's never accepted
a dime nothing after six months to a year. Not

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only is she not appreciative anymore, she feels completely entitled
to it. Completely. Now I know your blood pressure is
probably already up. Jewish producer Chris looks like he's ready
to punch somebody in the face over the whole thing.
But this is a human nature thing where you do

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something nice for somebody, Eventually they get used to it,
then they feel entitled to it, and if you stop
doing it, they'll hate you for it. Even the threat
of you stopping doing it, they'll hate you for it.
Why do these why do these foreigners come here and

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get elected to office and trash America and America sucks
in America? This in America. That because America's immigration policy
has been so open borders, so suicidal, so insane for
so long. That the truth is, millions and millions and
millions of foreigners across the globe they feel entitled to

(09:34):
come here. The very idea that they would not be
allowed to come here it's offensive to them. And then
once they get here, they're not grateful to be here.
Where's my next mail? Remember? I remember it like it
was yesterday. Under the Biden administration, they were bringing in
a bunch of people from Al Salvador and stuffing them
in hotels in New York City, and they started freaking out.

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The illegals who just got here, freaking out because there
was not a thing I tick l Salvadorian cuisine for
them to eat after violating our immigration laws. They didn't
walk into the country and bend down and kissed the
ground and say, finally, America, I can't wait to serve
this country. They came strolling in having not earned it

(10:18):
having not paid for it at all, and said, what's
this crappy food? Give me my papoosas. That's why they
don't appreciate it, because we hand it out. That's why
that's why I love Pure Talk because they hire Americans.
I'm sick of these gigantic corporations that hire foreigners to

(10:41):
work in customer service. I'm so tired of repeating myself
on the phone with customer service. I'm so tired of
having to have them repeat themselves ten times because of
the broken English they're trying to spit all into the phone.
It drives me insane. You get a hold of Pure Talk,
it's almost weird. When you dial Pound two five zero
and say Jesse Kelly, you will speak to an American

(11:03):
who speaks English, and honestly, what's better. They're nice, actually pleasant.
It's almost like they want to help you solve problems,
answer questions. It's bonkers, I know, but that's what happens
when your CEO was mac Vie sag and Vietnam for

(11:23):
two tours. You tend to lean towards patriotism. Switch your
cell phone service Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly,
we'll be back The Jesse Kelly Show. I Like It
returns next. She ain't never scared, she ain't never been

(11:44):
whos will and siggle soda Soa gets the President? I
can't wrap my head an. Why are you rejecting the
rap songs? Chris? It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wonderful Friday. Member. If you missed any part of
the show, you can download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Hey,
Jesse are Republicans are real political party. Every single time

(12:05):
they're in power, they completely squander it. The Dems are
able to continue wielding powder as a power as a
total minority, while the Republicans seem to do everything they
can not to enact the policies they were elected for.
Is the GOP just afront to keep the right complacent
while they destroy our country altogether? I don't know that

(12:25):
I would call it a front. So let me explain
something I want you to. I want you to picture something, right,
you know what a totem pole is one of those
Indian things, Right, different things on the totem pole. Now,
let's assume the items on top are the most important, right,

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the items on bottom are the least important. Right, Stay
with me. Stay with me. So I want you to
think about the GOP like the totem pole, the GOP
congressmen and senators. There aren't many good senators, but the
GOP members of the House and the Senate there are really, really,
really good ones. Good ones. They want what you want.

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They are patriots just like you are, but power wise,
they're kind of at the bottom of the totem pole.
Now pause for a moment. What is power? What am
I talking about? Let's get more specific than that power, meaning,
are you the head of a committee? Remember how much
power committees have in Congress, and how much power the

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chairman of a committee has in Congress. A chairman can
kill a bill before it ever sees the light of day.
Kill this good amendment, or make sure this amendment comes
to light, right the chairman. We all focus on the
speaker the House and things like that, but the chairman
of the various committees are enormous. I knew Duncan Hunter.

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He used to be a long time ago. He's long
out of Congress now. Duncan Hunter Senior was the chairman
of the Military, the House Armed Services Committee. I'm just
gonna call it the Military Committee. So you get it
the House Armed Services Committee. Now, think about the budget
the military has in the United States of America. Go
look at a pie chart and look at how much

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of that pie chart of our budget goes to the military.
The chairman of the House Armed Services Committee has an
insane amount of power. If Duncan Hunter wanted you as
a defense contractor, if he wanted you completely cut out
from government contracts and destroyed, he could do it like

(14:35):
that snap of his fingers. If he wanted maybe maybe
to toss an ex an extra contractor two your way,
get some extra cheddar in your pocket. Christmas bonus is
gonna look good this year. He could make that happen.
One man with that kind of power, Right, you're with me? Now,

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how do you get to be chairman of any committee?
Ways and means Armed Services? How do you get to
be chairman? If you want to move up that totem poll,
if you want to get off the bottom of it
and work your way towards the top, you must raise money.
You have to raise money and hand that money out

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to other members of the House of Representatives for their
campaigns so they can stay elected, and then potential Republicans
so they can get elected, you raise money. When I
was running for Congress and losing two times. You know
who was a big shot in Congress at the time,
Kevin McCarthy. Member, Kevin McCarthy. You know I've had dinner
with Kevin McCarthy. Do you know why, because multiple times

(15:43):
he flew from Washington, DC out to Arizona to do
fundraisers from me. Why was he a big fan of mine?
Were we close personal friends? Nope? Never been him in
my life. Kevin McCarthy. Kevin McCarthy was raising me money
because he thought if I got elected, it would guarantee
him a vote to be the head of this or

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the head of that. I would vote to give him
an extra level of power. And I wasn't some unique case.
These guys who are in leadership, they're on a plane
all the time, flying across the country, fundraiser for you,
and a fundraiser for you, and a fundraiser for you,
and a fundraiser for you, raising money, raising money, which

(16:26):
is going to get you more votes and more support
to move up that totem poll where you want to be.
Now here's the problem. How much money do you have
If let's say I started running for United States Senate
right now. And let's say you wanted to support my campaign,

(16:50):
you believed in my campaign, and you wanted to support
my campaign financially. Thank you for your support. By the way,
I'm not running. How much could you give me? Let's say,
let's say, for the sake of argument, you're pretty well off,
you're doing okay, and you could write me a maximum check.
It used to be twenty four hundred dollars. I'm sure
it's more than that by now, but it's going to

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be somewhere in there. We'll call it three thousand dollars. Okay,
So you you're rich and you support me, and you
can write me a three thousand dollar check. Maybe, maybe,
let's be nice, let's say you've got three or four
rich buddies. They'll write the same check. Nice, Thank you.
You just raised me twelve thousand dollars. You know what,

(17:32):
that's probably gonna get you a personal phone call, a
handwritten letter saying thank you, I appreciate it. Yeah, uh,
raytheon just raised me two million dollars. Where's my loyalty?
Where's my loyalty? Go? Look, if you want to understand

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where the loyalty of these people usually resides. You can
find it in the FEC report, which is public information.
Go find the biggest bundlers, the biggest donors, and that's
where their loyalty lies. It's not all of them. The
problem is the ones in leadership are generally the biggest

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(19:21):
We'll be back, Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Churning and burning through everything here, and we don't have
much time left together, so let's continue. Don't forget Monday's coming.

(19:43):
We're gonna do Medal of Honor Monday. On Monday, We're
gonna do Part four of the Rhodesian Bush War on Monday.
I'll try to finish. I'm not sure that I'm gonna
be finished. And I've got some more bad news for you. Actually,
maybe it's great news, depending on on how you're at
or where you're at with this whole thing. But tonight

(20:06):
the boys have sporting events and stuff with their friends. Bob,
because she's way too nice, has agreed to go to
some party thing. It's a girls party. That means Daddy's
home alone. The chances I'm going to spend hours this

(20:27):
evening continuing to obsess on the Rhodesian Bush War. They're
very very strong. In fact, Ob even said to me,
you're going to watch more on that Rhodesia thing, aren't
you tonight? And I didn't like the way she said it.
I'll be honest with you, but yeah, yeah, I probably am.
I'm hoping to try to wrap things up Monday. Honestly,

(20:48):
it may go all week at this point in time.
What Chris, I like? What I like? Jesse, I've been
interested in politics for many years. Enjoy your show today.
After listening to the show, I allowed myself to acknowledge
that Australia and New Zealand, Canada and all of Europe
are falling to the same disease as Trump is fighting.
I know a lot about it, but can you outline

(21:09):
what force slash people are behind all this? Has it
just been gradual with some accidents, so on and so forth? Okay, well,
there's a lot to that. What is happening? Why does
it feel like the same thing is happening in Canada,
that's happening in the UK, that's happening in Germany, that's

(21:29):
happening in France, that was also happening here under the
Biden administration. Globalism, That's something that's been talked about a lot.
There've been all kinds of people who brought up that
word globalism. Remember globalism and communism are the exact same thing. Yeah,
the exact same goals. It's the same thing. Klau Schwab,

(21:51):
that famous guy, the head of the World Economic Forum,
the Bond movie villain. He has a bust of someone
on whose bookshelf. Do you know who that someone is? Vladimir?
They're all communists. Remember that. Part of the reason it's
happening is people. The elites of societies now in Western civilization,

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they are of a different breed than elites before. And
this is what I mean. They don't see themselves as Hey,
I want to be a leader of America, even if
it's for selfish reasons. I want to lead America. I
want to be the president of America. America doesn't mean
anything to them. Germany doesn't mean anything to German leaders.

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France doesn't mean anything to French leaders. You see when
they look out at their countrymen, they don't feel any
sense of loyalty in the same way. Maybe you do
or I do. I'll give you an example. I've told
you this before. We were in Italy last winter. We
were in Italy and it had been foreigners all day,

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all day long, foreigners this, and foreigners that, and all
these different languages, and we were getting ready to go
to dinner, me Av and the boys, and we go
to the elevator and there's this older black couple there
by the elevator, and they turn and start talking to
each other, clearly Americans, and I just said, I just
came out of me and my Americans. And they looked

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and like, yes, we started hugging. We didn't even know
each other, because I love Americans, right and they love Americans.
It's like, yes, my people, your leaders don't feel that
at all at all. Do you know? You know who
makes them feel that way? Other elites in other countries.
The elites in France don't feel some sense of loyalty,

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some sense of a brotherhood with French people. The elites
in France, they feel a sense of brotherhood with the
elites in England, with the elites in Sweden, with the
elites in America, with the elites in Canada. You see,
as I've said so many times before, the problem is
they see themselves as kings and queens, not the guardians

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of Western civilization. And they've decided that if they work together,
if they work together, they can actually rule as kings
and queens and you know what else, And I've got
some bad news for you. They talk about this when
the doors are closed and they're together. They've also decided
that you are going to be a problem. They have big,

(24:31):
big dreams for what they want to do with your country,
big dreams. They want to rule it with an iron fist.
And those pesky patriots are going to be a problem.
So how do you fix that problem? It's quite simple.
There are all kinds of dumps all over the planet

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full of barbarians, and if you bring enough of them
into your country. Remember they look down on those people too,
by the way, They just look at them like essentially,
for them, it's basically a slave trade. But if you
bring enough of them into your country, then those pesky
patriots are completely powerless. They can't do anything to you.

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And this has been a very very long process. But
all human beings, you and me, do the same thing too.
As you go into any situation, maybe it's a new
school or a new job or whatever it is, you
will eventually, It'll take some time, but you'll figure out
who's your ally and who's your enemy, who's on your side,

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who's not on your side. These people these elites in
Western civilization, they're the exact same way. They want to
be able to spend all your money. In fact, they
want to take all your money first, all of it,
every dime, and spend it. They want to take your house,
eliminate whatever they want. They want to force you to

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inject yourself with it. They want digital ID so they
can track your every move, and they know that you
you're going to push back on that. You know who won't.
That whole tribe they just brought here from Zimbabwe and
put in a tiny town in Ohio for a five

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hundred dollars visa card every month and some free rent.
Those people will agree to everything. They're not going to
be a problem at all. The mass importation of foreigners
is not a tiny side issue for communists. If you
had to make them choose one issue they could keep,

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they would get rid of abortion. You know that they
dumped the gays gone, You're gone. They just look at
them all and say they would dump every other issue
if they could only keep one, but the mass importation
of foreigners. With the mass importation of disloyal foreigners, communists

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cannot possibly lose without it, they cannot possibly win because
the only demographic on the planet that poses any kind
of a threat to these people is you, patriotic citizens
who don't want their country destroyed. They don't want their
dollars confiscated, they don't want their border open, they don't

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want their kids turn gay, they don't want these they
don't want these things. They will push back against these things,
and the elites view you as an opposing army. I
know you may think these people they awake at night
and talk about how much they hate Vladimir Putin with
each other. They don't give a rat crap Vladimir Putin.
They care about you. You are the threat to them.

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And this has been going on for a very, very,
very long time. Our problem is with the leadership of
this country and Canada and Mexico and Germany and France,
and what Trump is. He is a stalling period. He's
a stalling action for what these people want. They view

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him as an inconvenient four years. They're just going to
try to ride this four years out so they can
go right back to doing exactly what they were going
We're gonna do already. And let me tell you, the
next time a Democrat gets elected president, it may be
Inauguration day when they open up the border. That's how
fast they're going to bring these people in. Get ready

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for it, all right, one more segment, Hang on Truth Attitude,
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment
of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. You can
email us if you miss us. We're back on Monday
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jewish producer Chris just

(28:46):
said to me as we were coming back from break
that he said, you say, you see these people or
they see themselves as kings and queens, but you feel
like a king would be more protective of his people
and his country. Well, Chris, I know you've the Old
Testament because you're Jewish, right, that's seriously, as you've read
the Old Testament, right, King David's pretty great, right, patriot

(29:10):
warrior for his people. Right. Solomon came after him more
problems patriotic, but okay, give or take more problems then
what came after him and what came after him and
what came after him. Part of the problem with our
elites now is they're not the people who built this country.

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They're the spoiled, rich kids who just inherited these lofty
positions of power, so they don't have any love or
appreciation of the country or its people. There are good
kings and there are bad kings all throughout history. What
we have now are elites who don't care about the people.
You realize that in the United States of America, generals

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admirals regularly had their sons dying in combat in this country.
That's just how you were raised. No, you have a
sense of duty, boy, go put your uniform on and
go fight. I don't care that I'm a general. Tell
me the last time Marine Corps General John Kelly's son
actually did it. But with the exception of that, tell

(30:25):
me the last time a general or admiral, or senator
or president's son gave his life on the front lines
of this country. No, that's for you peasant, that's for you,
construction workers, that's for you farm boys. That's not for us.
My son must cut at Stanford. And look, maybe he'll

(30:46):
want to run for office one day. So look, we'll
have him join the military for the for the minimum
number of years, and we'll make sure he's in the
Jag Corps or something like that, so he'll never hear
a shot fired in anger, and of course when he
runs for office, he'll have his uniform on and everyone
will be like, wow, Rambo. But the truth is he
was never in danger at all. They don't feel this

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love of country you do. And that's the reason you
asked the question, Chris. I feel like a king would
be more protective of his people. No, you would be.
These people aren't. These people are a completely different animal. Oracle,
bond Oracle. I knew Bondy was weak with the Epstein
files on our desk. I thought nothing happened. I thought

(31:30):
Matt Gates was the guy. But I think the commies
knew it too. So who's your choice. I don't know
that I have a choice. My choice would be the
one the swamp doesn't want. Remember that the United States Senate.
This happened yesterday. A vote to kind of replace Obamacare
was something better. It failed in the Senate. I believe

(31:53):
it was fifty one to forty nine. That means we
had Republicans voting against it. There Areublicans in the United
States Senate. They will risk everything in order to avoid
draining the swamp. Remember that totem Pole talk we just had.
I mean John Cornyn's there protecting that totem pole. Didn't

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care about you. James Langford, He's there protecting that totem pole.
He doesn't care about you. Anti Graham, John Thune, John Kennedy, Yes,
I know you love his accent into biscuits. He's a
dirty swamp snake just like the rest of them, just
has a better sense of humor, Cassidy, all of them
dirt balls. Hey, Bronco, what's your favorite Christmas movie? Diehard

(32:37):
Bronco Berger, The University of Arizona has a fantastic basketball program.
You should tell everyone at the reunion you were on
the nineteen ninety seven national championship team and steal your
wife's thunder. That's a really great idea. Actually it's a
great idea. The problem with that one is I feel

(32:57):
like that's the kind of thing ob would be on
the lookout for. She would assume that I would do
something like that. I mean, I have done something like
that before. To ever tell you this story, when we
were in the Marines and we were doing some training
in Mount Fuji, Japan, they gave us a night off,
and of course we hopped on the train and we
cruised on into Tokyo to go see the sights and

(33:20):
enjoy the local flavors. McDonald's just delicious, by the way,
delicious anyway, I'm not kidding, not making that up. McDonald's
in Tokyo's delicious. But we were walking around. It was Rapungi.
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean, but
Rapungki it's a part of town that had a bunch
of bars and restaurants and things like that. Well, no

(33:40):
one knows who I am. Who am I? I'm young,
I'm a young idiot marine. What do I know. Well,
at the time, there was a basketball player in the NBA,
good but not all time great. His name was Keith
van Horn. Keith van Horn was his name. I don't
know Keith by the way, maybe well, maybe a great guy.

(34:00):
I don't know Keith. If you're listening, I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to impersonate you. Actually, yes I did. I
told everyone I was Keith van Horn. We wanted to
see if we could get what Chris. But well, I
was tall enough. I was six or eight. They're Asian,
they don't know any different. It's not like they watched
the NBA all the time. I don't look I know
I don't look like him. Chris, you didn't have to

(34:22):
look it up. I was banking on the fact that
they were Asian, and look, some bought it, some didn't.
But you don't have to get a ten out of
a ten, buddy. In fact, ten percent's good enough when
you make sure you talk to ten people. Jesse, my
wife just gave birth to our second little anti communist baby.

(34:43):
Do you have any advice for growing a family in
this crazy world we live in? His name is wrong.
Go to everything, absolutely everything you can. I go to
every frigging practice I can, swim meets. When they were well,
they used to be in the band, and it was

(35:04):
brutal when I was at every one of those sorry
band concerts and things like that. Essentially, I have always
tried to operate as if they're going to be gone
one day and I'm never going to get the chance
to do it again. That's how I try to do it.
And I am not a good father. I'm not claiming
I am a good father, but I love my boys
and they know it. They've freaally know it all the way.

(35:28):
Go to everything, go to absolutely everything, and work hard
to support your family. But remember that time with them
is the time that you'll treasure that the most when
you're on your deathbed. When you're on your deathbed, you're
not going to say, thank god I worked an extra
ten hours that Saturday instead of going to t ball.

(35:50):
Leave the job alone and go to tea ball. All right,
job will be there on Monday. Now you put your
phone down, go on a phone fast for a day,
twenty four hour phone fast. Put your phone down. Soak
up family and friends this Christmas season. I'll return on
Monday from Medal of Honor. Monday, Rhodesian bush War and
more fun. That's all
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