December 19, 2025 • 36 mins
Is regifting allowed in the Kelly house? Why are subversive movies coming out of christian studios? Getting out of a concert. Getting a reheated pizza. Our biggest weakness.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny's The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
All kinds of wonderful things this hour, from regifting to
serious things. We're talking about Somali's sauce people, all that
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and so much more coming up in the final hour
of The Jesse Kelly Show. I wanted to touch on
something quick first because I brought it up yesterday just
for the little background. Animal Farm was a book written
by George Orwell. Orwell was not some hardcore righty freedom fighter,
by the way, but Orwell also understood how truly evil
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and sick Soviet Communism was, and he wrote Animal Farm
to condemn Soviet Communism. And this is all written down,
well documented. There's a new Animal Farm movie coming out
by Angel Studios. We'll good to that in a moment.
There's a new Animal Farm movie coming out, and they're
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already printing articles about how they essentially flip the story
on its head again, completely subversive. Now, this one's an
indictment of capitalism, right, So they took something that was
supposed to make communism look bad and of course twisted it.
Now it's supposed to indict capitalism. And I got this
(01:37):
email Bronco Jesse. I just heard you say that the
new animated version of Animal Farm subverts the original book
and makes capitalism to be evil. This blew my mind
because I was looking forward to seeing it because it's
from Angel Studios. Everything I've seen from them has been good,
and I've considered them to be trustworthy. Does this mean
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Angel Studios has been infiltrated by communists? Says his name
is Dave, all right, so I don't know if Angel
Studios has been infiltrated by communists yet. So let's pause
for a moment. That doesn't take away the fact that
Angel Studios has made good, wholesome, family worthy movies. Right,
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that's one. Here's what has happened in Hollywood in recent years.
Let's just talk briefly about the business model, because I
know you've seen this. Hollywood was it's been left since
the sixties, right, it's been left. But in recent years
they've gone all in on the communism. And this is
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honestly in large part to all the DEI efforts. If
you're a normal saying certainly white male, you are unhireable.
So they go hire as many race communists in women
as they possibly can, and everything they put out is
wretched slop, with stupid female superheroes doing super doing flip
kits a a tranny person in every TV show. It's horrible.
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It's been horrible. Okay, you got all that. Hollywood has
a problem. Normal people caught on to it, and they
don't want to go. They started gaying up every single
thing I told you about that movie. I think it
was Super Pets or DC Pets. I went to like
five minutes into the movie, there's two lesbians in the park.
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This is a communist kids movie. They can't help themselves.
Everything has to be communist propaganda. Coinciding with that, as
people stop going to the movies, we saw the rise
of what would be considered more traditional, maybe even right wing,
depending on how you wanted to put it. Put it
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movies and movie studios. We'll make this about kind of
Christian movies. I would say ten years ago Hollywood would
still put out a Christian movie or two, And if
you're being honest with yourself, they were freaking garbage, horrible movies.
Why it was no budget. There was no budget for
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the movie, so you can't hire great writers, you can't
hire great directors, you can't hire great actors. You go
grab this guy, that guy, and that guy and cobble
together some motley crew and put out a movie, admittedly
with usually a pretty wonderful message. But the movie was garbage, garbage.
I know this because I was at those movies. Ah me.
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We took the boys of those movies crap, total crap,
and we noticed something. Over the last ten years, they're
getting better and better and better and better. What's happened now?
You got that it's quaid in these things and stuff
like that. What is happening, well, something wonderful and can
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be terrible people, even though the movies were not top quality.
They want to go to the movies with their kids,
with their friends, with a girlfriend, with somebody. Right, people
like to go to the movies. Certainly Americans like to.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Go to the movies.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
If every other movie in the theater is going to
be a gaate up bunch of COMMI slop nonsense. I
just won't go. If you sprinkle out some movie with
a good message, I'll take the family, I'll bite the bullet,
I'll go. These movies started making money. They didn't cost
a lot to make, and they started making nice amounts
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of money. What's the result, More money starts coming in. Now.
Let's say Let's say I'm a Christian director and I
get a movie script about some wonderful story, about redemption,
story someone finds Jesus. You know how it always goes well,
I have to go get somebody to pay me to
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produce it. I have to go find people to produce it.
My pool of people is very, very small. If I'm
just trying to push out a good message. If I'm
trying to make money, my pool gets significantly larger. I
go sit in front of a producer, let's call him
Jewish producer Chris. He's got a bunch of money. Doesn't
really agree with my movie or whatever, but you don't
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think give a crap. It's about money. So I go
sit down in front of Chris and say, hey, Chris,
got this script, great script. I have Dennis Quaid lined up,
I have this, I have that. Look at what my
last four movies. Look at what they made, Chris, can
I have thirty forty to fifty million dollars to make
a movie. Chris looks at the bottom line and says, yeah, sure,
I'm gonna make all my money back. Go ahead, But
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with that comes a danger, and there's a lesson in
this for all of us, myself included very much. So
maybe that fifty million dollars from Chris comes with a
couple strings. Maybe they're even suggestions, maybe they're flat out demands. Sure, sure,
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here's your fifty million dollars. Go hire Dennis Quaid. But
I have a daughter, well actually she's my son. Now.
She went and already had the surgery. Her name's Trina.
She loves to write movies. She fancies herself as a
movie writer. I would like her to have final approval
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on the script for your new Christian movie. Anyway you
want my fifty million dollars, Trina comes with it. Now
you have a decision to make. If you're that director.
You can make a fifty million dollar budget movie with
Dennis Quaid and movie stars, or you can go back
to the days of scrapping and scraping and try to
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make a low budget pile of crap. I'm not at
all saying that happen with Angel Studios. I don't know
the behind the scenes stuff on this, but that oftentimes
is how not just movie studios, people businesses. They get
corrupted by that, and it's easy to understand the why
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and the how. It's just it's human nature. I told
you this story before. I think I told it once.
This was not long ago. People you see on social media,
people with big platforms, maybe even big podcasts and stuff
like that, they are oftentimes paid to have a specific opinion.
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It's not that they think it or believe it. They're
paid to have that opinion by interests of various kinds,
domestic and foreign interests. And because I have this national
show and I it's a big platform, I had somebody
who I know reach out to me. I read you
the message. I'm not going to dig it up right now.
It said, hey, I represent a bunch of firms. He
(08:57):
did not say who they were, their interest in partnering
with you on essentially campaigns going forward. So I would
come on, maybe it'd be on social media, maybe it
would be on here, and I might say something to
the effect of, you know what's a really underrated place? Qatar? Man,
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I'm a huge guitar fan. That country is pretty frigging cool.
You've never heard me say a word about Katar. I
don't give a crap about Qatar. I know they fund
a lot of terrorism, kind of a dirtball country. But
if I said that, you would have no idea because
I wouldn't put a disclaimer on it. Yeah, Katar just
wrote me a fifty thousand dollars check to say that
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on the air. I didn't even respond to the guy.
I didn't decline it and say yes, I didn't even respond.
My opinions are not for sale. I have stupid opinions
for free. But it tells you how easily that can happen. Right,
And what if it was I'd never asked the price,
By the way, what if it was a million dollars,
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but I don't know what they were offering. What if
it was what if it was a million dollars? Hey, Jesse,
a million dollars And all we need you to say
is you love Brussels sprouts. Now, everybody knows I hate
vegetables and I hate brussel sprouts. But a million dollars,
A million dollars is a lot of cheddar cheese, right,
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million dollars, first class eating steaks, fancy hotels. You see
how it can happen. Money, Money corrupts man, what is
that verse? Love of money is the root of all
kinds of evil? Now, what if they were offering it
in gold? Now, that would be tempting, especially because cold
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Jesse Chilly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show, and you
can't email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, oracle.
What are your thoughts on regifting? Last year, my brother
regifted my present to him to our cousin, so I
put his truck or put his truck on Jack's and
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emptied the air and his tires. Oh all right, I'll
tell you something right now. Aub and I we have
a regifting stash. It's not that I'm okay with regifting.
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I have in my home. I don't know where she
keeps it, an entire box of stuff that can be regifted.
I am a regifting master. Don't shake your head, Chris.
I believe it is good and right. I don't want
to be wasteful. What's more appropriate for me to just
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set it on my shelf, to collect dust or throw
it away. It's not like I open it and play
with it for a while and then hand it to
somebody someone else. May you have a use for it?
What Chris? Chris said, as are we talking like a
birthday gift or a one off gift? No? No, no,
for all occasions. If it's what Chris, If it's a Birthday, Christmas,
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whenever there is an occasion where I need to give
somebody a gift. It's not the last stop. It's the
first stop, the regifting box. It's beautiful. Now there is
a danger, a danger, and you know exactly what the
danger is. You probably already know what I'm gonna say.
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If you forget who gave you the gift and you
give back to them the gift they gave you, then
you are exposed on a couple different levels. You're exposed
that you hated the gift they gave you. You are
exposed that you are a regifter. That's why you don't
want to tell anybody you're a gift regifter. You want
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to make sure you keep that quiet. But the closest
I came to running into that was I had this
is after my dad died. One of my neighbors I'm
friends with. He he doesn't know that I don't really
drink much anymore, but he brought me a six pack
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of Guinness beer. Six pack of Guinness beer. This is
a cool thing to do, right, It's nice. It's a
nice gesture. Now I don't drink much anymore, and I
don't drink Guinness. I hate Guinness. It's just I've never
I've never been a Guinness guy. You're a Guinness guy, Chris,
I don't like anyway. Brings me a six pack of Guinness.
I don't drink Guinness, so I threw it in the
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fridge and it's kind of left the frigging Guinness there.
Bob throws a big party. She throws a big neighborhood party.
This is I think it was last year. Throws a
big neighborhood party. And we wanted to set things out,
so you know, there's the big bowl of fruit punch
and everything else. And then we had a cooler. He
was a cooler, just sitting on the ground. We put
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sodas and waters and beers in there, and we thought, well,
we have a six pack Aguinness. Maybe someone coming well
want a Guinness. He he walks in, he notices the
Guinness and he's like, oh, I'm glad to see. I
wasn't sure you were a Guinness guy.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm glad to see that's your thing.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And I saw, oh you should have seen it. Chris
lied stone face, lied right to his face. I was like,
oh yeah, big time, big time. I stucked up just
because I knew you were a Guinness guy too, anyway,
can I get you a beer? And I sat there
and watched him take one of his guinnesses out of
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the cooler, hope it wasn't bad, popped the top on it,
enjoyed himself. Hey Jesse. A few days ago, my twenty
four year old son Donnie came home for lunch with
a McDonald's bag and a drink. After looking through the bag,
he angrily threw it all in the trash without taking
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a single bite. When I asked whether his order was wrong,
he said it wasn't. However, the extra sweetened sour sauce
he paid for was missing. When I asked why he
didn't just eat the meal without it, he launched into
a tirade about how I didn't understand the disappointment of
anticipating dipping his fries and nuggets in the sauce. According
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to him, eating the food without it completely negates the experience.
About thirty minutes later, he came out of his room
and said he had taken matters into his own hands.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
He purchased one hundred McDonald's sweetened sour sauces on eBay
for sixty dollars He did apologize for his outburst, but
he said he is tired of being dismissed and disrespected
as a saucer.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Did he overreact? I have in my fridge at home.
I have items like Chick fil a ranch, I have
what a burger jalapeno ranch. I have an entire bottle
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of a bottle they sold by the bottle of Popeyes
blackened ranch. And you know why I have these things
because your son is one hundred percent correct. The sauce
in many cases makes the meal. Without the sauce, the
meal is not worth eating. I have had to explain
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this before to restaurants who forgot my sauce, left my
sauce out, and they wanted to, you know, give me
a two dollar refund. I said, I don't need a
two dollar refund. I need a refund for everything, because
your ignorance of my sauce, of my sauce needs ruined
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the entire meal. It didn't ruin two dollars of the meal.
It ruined the entire thing. You can have the whole
meal back. If anything, your son underreacted. We'll talk about
pizza places, Somalie's, and so much more.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday,
heading into the Christmas season. Before I get back to
the emails, I got a situation. Here's the situation. Ob
she loves Trans Siberian Orchestra. Everyone knows what Trans Siberian
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Orchestra was. That is that big Christmas band. Whatever. She
loves it, has loved it since she was a child.
Loves their music, loves their stuff. Now. I like concerts
a lot. Okay, I like concerts. I don't attend many anymore,
and I hate to sound like a grandpa. Let me
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explain myself. They're too loud. My ears are now how
my ears and my voice are how I earn my living,
and concerts destroy both of them. If I try to
speak to people, I have to shout, and it trashes
my vocal chords and the music destroys your ear drums.
I know that sounds lame, and it is lame and pathetic.
(19:29):
I know, But concerts, Now, last concert we went to
was a Billie Jewel concert. It was in Houston, and
they had the volume turned up so loud that I
had to leave and go stand outside and leave everyone inside.
It was destroying my ears. I couldn't do it. I
can't do it. That's how I make my living, so
how I feed my family. All right, So that said,
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I do like concerts, and years ago, I don't remember
how many I took ob I think it was my
Christmas gift to her. I bought us both Trans Siberian
Orchestra tickets. Not necessarily my thing, but hey, let's go
watch Trans Siberian Orchestra. They were I think there were
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fifty bucks a piece or something like that. It was
years ago. We got a couple Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets.
It's so long, it Chris buddy, I think it was
three hours long. I know, yeah, it's long, and believe me,
if you're into it, it was so well done. It's
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not like it was an amateur hour and there's a
story behind it and a new theme and stuff like that.
I am in no way trashing Trans Siberian Orchestra. They
put on a first rate show, but hang out a
little bored. After three hours. I was zoning out. It
was not really into it. And apparently my body language
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is easy to read for aub. At this point in time,
she could tell I wasn't into it, and she is
just completely captivated by the whole thing, every minute the
whole time. It could be twelve hours and she would
sit there just soaking up every bit of it. But
she's getting bad vibes, to use a modern term, she's
getting bad vibes from me. Okay, After that, she decided
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she needed a new Trans Siberian Orchestra concert partner, and
she found one in Luke, our youngest son. He's into
a lot of that stuff that she's into. He enjoys it.
It's been a tradition now for at least I think
five years. They will get Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. If
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they're anywhere nearby drivable distance, she'll get tickets just those
two and they'll go, which I think is really cool.
A father or a father, a mother's son tradition that
he will remember his whole life. She'll treasure those memories
his whole life. It's all good, right. I don't know
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what happened, but this year, honestly, this year, it was
ten minutes ago I got a text message because they
have I think it's in two weeks, two weeks, one
week they have a concert again. Luke ob Trans Siberian
Orchestra Concert. I get a text message that says, hey,
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I would love for you and James to join us
this year. It's not just that I don't want to go.
It's not only that James also doesn't want to go.
And if you think my body language is not the
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best when I'm not into something, James is one hundred
times worse than mine, you know, when he's into it
and when he's not into it, to the point when
he was younger. He doesn't do this anymore. But when
he was younger, if we were let's say we're out
at dinner, maybe it's a big family dinner, Thanksgiving or
something like that, and he's he's bored. Eventually he gets bored.
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He'll just like lay his head on the table as
if he's going to sleep. And I had to inform
him that is bad body language. You don't do it,
you know.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
So he doesn't do that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
But that's the kind of kid he is. It is,
Oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
So it's not just that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't want to go and James doesn't want to go.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's a terrible idea for us to go three It's
not just three hours Chris, she's gonna lose us both,
and the body language is gonna get bad, and then
she's gonna be mad.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
We came. She's making bad decisions right now and I
haven't responded yet. I'm actually telling you before I've talked
to her about it. I need out of it. I
need an excuse. And you know what I think I'm
gonna do. I think I'm gonna call in sick. I'm
gonna calling sick. What Chris? What I need any? Chris said,
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I need an excuse for two nobuddy, No, listen, James
is just gonna have to go. Look, I can't save
everybody in a triage situation. The point of triage is
you only save who you can save and those you
can't save. You've got to let him go. There's nothing
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I can do for James right now. He's on his own, bud.
He's going to have to go enjoy the concert. Me
feeling a little feverish. What Chris Cory said? What if
James has beating me to the punch, I'll beat him
to death. No, now, this is I'm glad you brought
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this up. I have to get in being sick before
James gets in being sick. But I can't get in
too early. Like I said, I don't remember when they're going.
It might be two weeks, it might be a week.
I can't get in too early. Otherwise I'll have to
fake being sick for too many days and I will
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eventually catch on when I'm sitting there eating a pizza
or something like that. That won't work at all. So
I think I'm gonna fake sick. I think I'm gonna
fake Chris. There's no other way out of it. I've
thought about it. There's no other way. It's gonna have
to be a stomach ache or feverish, or it's gonna
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have to be something.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I don't want to go to another three hour concert.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And I don't want to do this. I don't want
to do it, Jessie. The next big election is obviously
the midterms, and while that is everyone's focus, I think
it's fun to look ahead. Traditionally VP would be the
front runner for twenty twenty eight, but let's think outside
the box. Who would be you're out of nowhere or
under the radar primary winner for each party. You think
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it's someone already out there, so on and so forth. Okay,
I love the show. Merry Christmas to you all your family.
His name is Eric, and he said Happy Hanuka to Chris.
I'll tell you I'll set aside the Republican side because
I think it's honestly, it's so obvious that JD. Van's
is gonna run, which means Marco Rubio isn't going to run.
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It would be interesting to see if Ron DeSantis could
make more noise this time than last time. Last time
he was so overshadowed by Trump. But there's not been
a better governor for eight years. I mean, Ronda Santa's
has just killed it down there. I don't know whether
that would matter in a primary. I don't know. I
can't see that. I haven't seen the poll numbers on
the Democrat side. I brought this up a while ago,
so i'll bring it up again. JB. Pritzker JB. Pritzker,
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and I don't like him, Okay, so don't start throwing
things at me if you're from Illinois. But JB. Pritzker,
he kind of looks like your uncle. Kind of fat,
but probably not too fat, fat enough that he's relatable,
but not so fat where you're thinking and cheese buddy,
have you ever gone for a walk. He is insanely wealthy,
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so he's going to be able to raise a ton
of money. Everyone's kind of already handing the nomination to
Gavin Newsom, while also allowing that AOC or someone let
some Bonker's nutball may come up. But if JB. Pritzker
made a serious run at it, I wouldn't be surprised.
He's guy who got elected governor in Illinois, gonna have
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a huge war chest. Don't sleep on JB. Pritzker, although
that would be very soft and comfortable. One more segment,
Hang on truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. People, it is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and
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I want to remind.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You, in the name of a just merciful gun.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
To remember the reason for the season. All right, make
sure you soak up every single waking mon mom with
family and friends. There will come a time not to
get heavy on you where your parents won't be there,
at least one or both of them, So enjoy this one.
I'll be missing my father this Christmas, and if yours
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is still here, your Mom's still there. Make sure you
enjoy them, all right, soak up this time. It's not
about the presence, of course, it's about Jesus and family
and friends and just celebrating Jesse. My wife and I
order pizza all the time from a local pizza place.
It's usually okay, but sometimes she thinks we got a
reheated one instead of a freshly made one. What's the standard?
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Do pizza shops always make fresh pizzas when ordered either
online or by phone? Okay, So I'm going to tell
you something, and this is something like New Yorkers will
know this well, but I realize some people are haven't
traveled as much as others. Pizza is just glorious for
a variety of reason reas. But one of the reasons
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pizza is so glorious is after cooking a pizza. A
few bake a pizza in the oven. Let's say it's
gotten cold, maybe you've even put it in the fridge.
You can actually throw that pizza right back in the
oven and get it very similar to what it was originally.
In the Kelly household, this is generally done by throwing
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it on a baking sheet four hundred degrees four or
five minutes comes out of that oven. Pretty freaking good.
Pizza companies have known this forever. This is honestly most
a lot of people are gonna roll their eyes because
what I'm saying is so obvious. But when you walk
into a pizza place and they let's say they sell
pizza by the slice, and they have a bunch of
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pizzas already made, what did they do with it? Hey,
I want a slice of pepperoni. They grab a slice
of pepperoni and they turn around and they throw it
in the pizza oven for a couple minutes, then they
pull it out. Pizza can be reheated. Pizza companies, occasionally,
not all the time, they take advantage of this fact.
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And nowadays, here's something that may happen. For example, I'm
a pizza company. Let's say I own a local pizza place.
I am on a limited budget. I'm not a wealthy person.
It's a local pizza place. I have to manage my overhead.
I don't want to pay five employees for the six
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hours of primetime pizza ordering time in the evening, so
I pay five employees for two hours. During that two hours,
those five employees make as many pizzas as they possibly
can make me five cheese pizzas and five pepperonis and
five sausage pizzas. Then after two hours, I let three
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of those employees go. I then run a skeleton crew
for the rest of the night. Where the two employees.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I have left, I call, I order a large pepperoni.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I turn, I grab one of the large pepperonis I
made three hours ago in the oven. It goes four
or five minutes. I pull it out, then I deliver
it to you. This is one of those things. In general,
you don't want to trust a woman to back up
a car, but you want to trust her intuition when
it comes to things like restaurants and people. I have
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learned this over the years with ob. Ob can smell
bad people from across the room. She just knows long
before I know. A woman's intuition is a powerful thing.
God gave that to them because they're smaller with weak grists,
and so he gave them an extra an extra thing
that men don't have. Hey, girly hands, this is not nice.
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Speaker 3 (33:10):
Why go you know, you know the things.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Emails we didn't get to Hey, meat Master debate or
Jesse what unusual types of meat have you eaten or prepared.
I've had rabbit, squirrel, rattlesnake, and alligator meat. I've actually
had all of those kinds of meat. And this will
only be unusual outside of the South. And I know
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you're gonna think I'm bonkers if you're outside of the South.
Do not ignore frog legs if you get the chance.
I know it's Chris, I know, I know. I know
it sounds insanely unappealing. You would think it's gross. On
my life, I know this is very cliche. It's like chicken.
It's very similar to chicken, and when done correctly, frog
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legs are outstanding. What Chris? What Chris said? How close
is it to gator? Honestly, very similar, except because frogs
are smaller, at least in my experience, you always eat
him off the bone. Normally you don't eat gator off
the bone. It's been sliced up in steaks and chopped
up in deep fried and things like that. Frogs legs
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live a little. Try some frogs legs. Hey, Jesse, did
you see Elon Musk on Joe Rogan Show talking about
our biggest weakness of Western society as empathy and that
it's being used against us. He must be listening to
the oracle preaching about the communists using our values against us. Yes,
I'm sure he's a huge fan like everyone else is.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Scoopa.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Jesse, you said you would worry if Dan Bongino left
the checka FBI rumor has it he's leaving. No, it's
not rumor by now he is leaving. Does it get
me unsettled? No, it doesn't unsettle me at all. Whether
Dan is at the FBI or not at the FBI,
I consider the FBI to be a soulless, evil, criminal
organization that should be defunded and disbanded immediately. That my
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thoughts on it don't change whether he's there or not.
You can't say the secret state police agency should leave, Jesse.
She said, we are seven million units short on housing,
So how many crossed the border under Joe Biden? Pretty
basic stuff. Yeah, they always say we're seven million units
short on housing. A lot of people say that, a
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lot of people believe that. Part of the problem with
saying we're short on housing, and that may be true
in some ways. Part of the problem is though we
only build huge homes now, instead of tiny starter homes
that normal people can afford. You know, your dad bought
a house back in the fifties and it was two
bedrooms in one bath, and it was twelve hundred square feet.
(35:48):
You just don't see a lot of those anymore. Now,
go celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus
Christ with your family, Enjoy your Christmas, enjoy your break,
get fat on eggnog and sweets. And I will see
you again in twenty twenty six and I will miss you,
all right, that's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny's The Jesse Kelly Show.
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
All kinds of wonderful things this hour, from regifting to
serious things. We're talking about Somali's sauce people, all that
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and so much more coming up in the final hour
of The Jesse Kelly Show. I wanted to touch on
something quick first because I brought it up yesterday just
for the little background. Animal Farm was a book written
by George Orwell. Orwell was not some hardcore righty freedom fighter,
by the way, but Orwell also understood how truly evil
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and sick Soviet Communism was, and he wrote Animal Farm
to condemn Soviet Communism. And this is all written down,
well documented. There's a new Animal Farm movie coming out
by Angel Studios. We'll good to that in a moment.
There's a new Animal Farm movie coming out, and they're
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already printing articles about how they essentially flip the story
on its head again, completely subversive. Now, this one's an
indictment of capitalism, right, So they took something that was
supposed to make communism look bad and of course twisted it.
Now it's supposed to indict capitalism. And I got this
(01:37):
email Bronco Jesse. I just heard you say that the
new animated version of Animal Farm subverts the original book
and makes capitalism to be evil. This blew my mind
because I was looking forward to seeing it because it's
from Angel Studios. Everything I've seen from them has been good,
and I've considered them to be trustworthy. Does this mean
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Angel Studios has been infiltrated by communists? Says his name
is Dave, all right, so I don't know if Angel
Studios has been infiltrated by communists yet. So let's pause
for a moment. That doesn't take away the fact that
Angel Studios has made good, wholesome, family worthy movies. Right,
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that's one. Here's what has happened in Hollywood in recent years.
Let's just talk briefly about the business model, because I
know you've seen this. Hollywood was it's been left since
the sixties, right, it's been left. But in recent years
they've gone all in on the communism. And this is
(02:48):
honestly in large part to all the DEI efforts. If
you're a normal saying certainly white male, you are unhireable.
So they go hire as many race communists in women
as they possibly can, and everything they put out is
wretched slop, with stupid female superheroes doing super doing flip
kits a a tranny person in every TV show. It's horrible.
(03:12):
It's been horrible. Okay, you got all that. Hollywood has
a problem. Normal people caught on to it, and they
don't want to go. They started gaying up every single
thing I told you about that movie. I think it
was Super Pets or DC Pets. I went to like
five minutes into the movie, there's two lesbians in the park.
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This is a communist kids movie. They can't help themselves.
Everything has to be communist propaganda. Coinciding with that, as
people stop going to the movies, we saw the rise
of what would be considered more traditional, maybe even right wing,
depending on how you wanted to put it. Put it
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movies and movie studios. We'll make this about kind of
Christian movies. I would say ten years ago Hollywood would
still put out a Christian movie or two, And if
you're being honest with yourself, they were freaking garbage, horrible movies.
Why it was no budget. There was no budget for
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the movie, so you can't hire great writers, you can't
hire great directors, you can't hire great actors. You go
grab this guy, that guy, and that guy and cobble
together some motley crew and put out a movie, admittedly
with usually a pretty wonderful message. But the movie was garbage, garbage.
I know this because I was at those movies. Ah me.
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We took the boys of those movies crap, total crap,
and we noticed something. Over the last ten years, they're
getting better and better and better and better. What's happened now?
You got that it's quaid in these things and stuff
like that. What is happening, well, something wonderful and can
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be terrible people, even though the movies were not top quality.
They want to go to the movies with their kids,
with their friends, with a girlfriend, with somebody. Right, people
like to go to the movies. Certainly Americans like to.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Go to the movies.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
If every other movie in the theater is going to
be a gaate up bunch of COMMI slop nonsense. I
just won't go. If you sprinkle out some movie with
a good message, I'll take the family, I'll bite the bullet,
I'll go. These movies started making money. They didn't cost
a lot to make, and they started making nice amounts
(05:37):
of money. What's the result, More money starts coming in. Now.
Let's say Let's say I'm a Christian director and I
get a movie script about some wonderful story, about redemption,
story someone finds Jesus. You know how it always goes well,
I have to go get somebody to pay me to
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produce it. I have to go find people to produce it.
My pool of people is very, very small. If I'm
just trying to push out a good message. If I'm
trying to make money, my pool gets significantly larger. I
go sit in front of a producer, let's call him
Jewish producer Chris. He's got a bunch of money. Doesn't
really agree with my movie or whatever, but you don't
(06:20):
think give a crap. It's about money. So I go
sit down in front of Chris and say, hey, Chris,
got this script, great script. I have Dennis Quaid lined up,
I have this, I have that. Look at what my
last four movies. Look at what they made, Chris, can
I have thirty forty to fifty million dollars to make
a movie. Chris looks at the bottom line and says, yeah, sure,
I'm gonna make all my money back. Go ahead, But
(06:44):
with that comes a danger, and there's a lesson in
this for all of us, myself included very much. So
maybe that fifty million dollars from Chris comes with a
couple strings. Maybe they're even suggestions, maybe they're flat out demands. Sure, sure,
(07:05):
here's your fifty million dollars. Go hire Dennis Quaid. But
I have a daughter, well actually she's my son. Now.
She went and already had the surgery. Her name's Trina.
She loves to write movies. She fancies herself as a
movie writer. I would like her to have final approval
(07:25):
on the script for your new Christian movie. Anyway you
want my fifty million dollars, Trina comes with it. Now
you have a decision to make. If you're that director.
You can make a fifty million dollar budget movie with
Dennis Quaid and movie stars, or you can go back
to the days of scrapping and scraping and try to
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make a low budget pile of crap. I'm not at
all saying that happen with Angel Studios. I don't know
the behind the scenes stuff on this, but that oftentimes
is how not just movie studios, people businesses. They get
corrupted by that, and it's easy to understand the why
(08:10):
and the how. It's just it's human nature. I told
you this story before. I think I told it once.
This was not long ago. People you see on social media,
people with big platforms, maybe even big podcasts and stuff
like that, they are oftentimes paid to have a specific opinion.
(08:35):
It's not that they think it or believe it. They're
paid to have that opinion by interests of various kinds,
domestic and foreign interests. And because I have this national
show and I it's a big platform, I had somebody
who I know reach out to me. I read you
the message. I'm not going to dig it up right now.
It said, hey, I represent a bunch of firms. He
(08:57):
did not say who they were, their interest in partnering
with you on essentially campaigns going forward. So I would
come on, maybe it'd be on social media, maybe it
would be on here, and I might say something to
the effect of, you know what's a really underrated place? Qatar? Man,
(09:19):
I'm a huge guitar fan. That country is pretty frigging cool.
You've never heard me say a word about Katar. I
don't give a crap about Qatar. I know they fund
a lot of terrorism, kind of a dirtball country. But
if I said that, you would have no idea because
I wouldn't put a disclaimer on it. Yeah, Katar just
wrote me a fifty thousand dollars check to say that
(09:42):
on the air. I didn't even respond to the guy.
I didn't decline it and say yes, I didn't even respond.
My opinions are not for sale. I have stupid opinions
for free. But it tells you how easily that can happen. Right,
And what if it was I'd never asked the price,
By the way, what if it was a million dollars,
(10:02):
but I don't know what they were offering. What if
it was what if it was a million dollars? Hey, Jesse,
a million dollars And all we need you to say
is you love Brussels sprouts. Now, everybody knows I hate
vegetables and I hate brussel sprouts. But a million dollars,
A million dollars is a lot of cheddar cheese, right,
(10:23):
million dollars, first class eating steaks, fancy hotels. You see
how it can happen. Money, Money corrupts man, what is
that verse? Love of money is the root of all
kinds of evil? Now, what if they were offering it
in gold? Now, that would be tempting, especially because cold
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gold just hit another high yesterday. Of course gold keeps
hitting highs. It keeps hitting highs because Nation States keep
buying up gold and silver, and Nation States keep buying
up gold and silver, inflect dept depleting their own currents
reserves because they believe that is the wave of the future.
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Jesse Chilly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show, and you
can't email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, oracle.
What are your thoughts on regifting? Last year, my brother
regifted my present to him to our cousin, so I
put his truck or put his truck on Jack's and
(12:11):
emptied the air and his tires. Oh all right, I'll
tell you something right now. Aub and I we have
a regifting stash. It's not that I'm okay with regifting.
(12:32):
I have in my home. I don't know where she
keeps it, an entire box of stuff that can be regifted.
I am a regifting master. Don't shake your head, Chris.
I believe it is good and right. I don't want
to be wasteful. What's more appropriate for me to just
(12:53):
set it on my shelf, to collect dust or throw
it away. It's not like I open it and play
with it for a while and then hand it to
somebody someone else. May you have a use for it?
What Chris? Chris said, as are we talking like a
birthday gift or a one off gift? No? No, no,
for all occasions. If it's what Chris, If it's a Birthday, Christmas,
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whenever there is an occasion where I need to give
somebody a gift. It's not the last stop. It's the
first stop, the regifting box. It's beautiful. Now there is
a danger, a danger, and you know exactly what the
danger is. You probably already know what I'm gonna say.
(13:39):
If you forget who gave you the gift and you
give back to them the gift they gave you, then
you are exposed on a couple different levels. You're exposed
that you hated the gift they gave you. You are
exposed that you are a regifter. That's why you don't
want to tell anybody you're a gift regifter. You want
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to make sure you keep that quiet. But the closest
I came to running into that was I had this
is after my dad died. One of my neighbors I'm
friends with. He he doesn't know that I don't really
drink much anymore, but he brought me a six pack
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of Guinness beer. Six pack of Guinness beer. This is
a cool thing to do, right, It's nice. It's a
nice gesture. Now I don't drink much anymore, and I
don't drink Guinness. I hate Guinness. It's just I've never
I've never been a Guinness guy. You're a Guinness guy, Chris,
I don't like anyway. Brings me a six pack of Guinness.
I don't drink Guinness, so I threw it in the
(14:41):
fridge and it's kind of left the frigging Guinness there.
Bob throws a big party. She throws a big neighborhood party.
This is I think it was last year. Throws a
big neighborhood party. And we wanted to set things out,
so you know, there's the big bowl of fruit punch
and everything else. And then we had a cooler. He
was a cooler, just sitting on the ground. We put
(15:02):
sodas and waters and beers in there, and we thought, well,
we have a six pack Aguinness. Maybe someone coming well
want a Guinness. He he walks in, he notices the
Guinness and he's like, oh, I'm glad to see. I
wasn't sure you were a Guinness guy.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm glad to see that's your thing.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And I saw, oh you should have seen it. Chris
lied stone face, lied right to his face. I was like,
oh yeah, big time, big time. I stucked up just
because I knew you were a Guinness guy too, anyway,
can I get you a beer? And I sat there
and watched him take one of his guinnesses out of
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the cooler, hope it wasn't bad, popped the top on it,
enjoyed himself. Hey Jesse. A few days ago, my twenty
four year old son Donnie came home for lunch with
a McDonald's bag and a drink. After looking through the bag,
he angrily threw it all in the trash without taking
(16:07):
a single bite. When I asked whether his order was wrong,
he said it wasn't. However, the extra sweetened sour sauce
he paid for was missing. When I asked why he
didn't just eat the meal without it, he launched into
a tirade about how I didn't understand the disappointment of
anticipating dipping his fries and nuggets in the sauce. According
(16:28):
to him, eating the food without it completely negates the experience.
About thirty minutes later, he came out of his room
and said he had taken matters into his own hands.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
He purchased one hundred McDonald's sweetened sour sauces on eBay
for sixty dollars He did apologize for his outburst, but
he said he is tired of being dismissed and disrespected
as a saucer.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Did he overreact? I have in my fridge at home.
I have items like Chick fil a ranch, I have
what a burger jalapeno ranch. I have an entire bottle
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of a bottle they sold by the bottle of Popeyes
blackened ranch. And you know why I have these things
because your son is one hundred percent correct. The sauce
in many cases makes the meal. Without the sauce, the
meal is not worth eating. I have had to explain
(17:40):
this before to restaurants who forgot my sauce, left my
sauce out, and they wanted to, you know, give me
a two dollar refund. I said, I don't need a
two dollar refund. I need a refund for everything, because
your ignorance of my sauce, of my sauce needs ruined
(18:02):
the entire meal. It didn't ruin two dollars of the meal.
It ruined the entire thing. You can have the whole
meal back. If anything, your son underreacted. We'll talk about
pizza places, Somalie's, and so much more.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday,
heading into the Christmas season. Before I get back to
the emails, I got a situation. Here's the situation. Ob
she loves Trans Siberian Orchestra. Everyone knows what Trans Siberian
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Orchestra was. That is that big Christmas band. Whatever. She
loves it, has loved it since she was a child.
Loves their music, loves their stuff. Now. I like concerts
a lot. Okay, I like concerts. I don't attend many anymore,
and I hate to sound like a grandpa. Let me
(19:07):
explain myself. They're too loud. My ears are now how
my ears and my voice are how I earn my living,
and concerts destroy both of them. If I try to
speak to people, I have to shout, and it trashes
my vocal chords and the music destroys your ear drums.
I know that sounds lame, and it is lame and pathetic.
(19:29):
I know, But concerts, Now, last concert we went to
was a Billie Jewel concert. It was in Houston, and
they had the volume turned up so loud that I
had to leave and go stand outside and leave everyone inside.
It was destroying my ears. I couldn't do it. I
can't do it. That's how I make my living, so
how I feed my family. All right, So that said,
(19:50):
I do like concerts, and years ago, I don't remember
how many I took ob I think it was my
Christmas gift to her. I bought us both Trans Siberian
Orchestra tickets. Not necessarily my thing, but hey, let's go
watch Trans Siberian Orchestra. They were I think there were
(20:10):
fifty bucks a piece or something like that. It was
years ago. We got a couple Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets.
It's so long, it Chris buddy, I think it was
three hours long. I know, yeah, it's long, and believe me,
if you're into it, it was so well done. It's
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not like it was an amateur hour and there's a
story behind it and a new theme and stuff like that.
I am in no way trashing Trans Siberian Orchestra. They
put on a first rate show, but hang out a
little bored. After three hours. I was zoning out. It
was not really into it. And apparently my body language
(20:53):
is easy to read for aub. At this point in time,
she could tell I wasn't into it, and she is
just completely captivated by the whole thing, every minute the
whole time. It could be twelve hours and she would
sit there just soaking up every bit of it. But
she's getting bad vibes, to use a modern term, she's
getting bad vibes from me. Okay, After that, she decided
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she needed a new Trans Siberian Orchestra concert partner, and
she found one in Luke, our youngest son. He's into
a lot of that stuff that she's into. He enjoys it.
It's been a tradition now for at least I think
five years. They will get Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. If
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they're anywhere nearby drivable distance, she'll get tickets just those
two and they'll go, which I think is really cool.
A father or a father, a mother's son tradition that
he will remember his whole life. She'll treasure those memories
his whole life. It's all good, right. I don't know
(22:04):
what happened, but this year, honestly, this year, it was
ten minutes ago I got a text message because they
have I think it's in two weeks, two weeks, one
week they have a concert again. Luke ob Trans Siberian
Orchestra Concert. I get a text message that says, hey,
(22:27):
I would love for you and James to join us
this year. It's not just that I don't want to go.
It's not only that James also doesn't want to go.
And if you think my body language is not the
(22:47):
best when I'm not into something, James is one hundred
times worse than mine, you know, when he's into it
and when he's not into it, to the point when
he was younger. He doesn't do this anymore. But when
he was younger, if we were let's say we're out
at dinner, maybe it's a big family dinner, Thanksgiving or
something like that, and he's he's bored. Eventually he gets bored.
(23:10):
He'll just like lay his head on the table as
if he's going to sleep. And I had to inform
him that is bad body language. You don't do it,
you know.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
So he doesn't do that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
But that's the kind of kid he is. It is,
Oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
So it's not just that.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I don't want to go and James doesn't want to go.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's a terrible idea for us to go three It's
not just three hours Chris, she's gonna lose us both,
and the body language is gonna get bad, and then
she's gonna be mad.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
We came. She's making bad decisions right now and I
haven't responded yet. I'm actually telling you before I've talked
to her about it. I need out of it. I
need an excuse. And you know what I think I'm
gonna do. I think I'm gonna call in sick. I'm
gonna calling sick. What Chris? What I need any? Chris said,
(24:05):
I need an excuse for two nobuddy, No, listen, James
is just gonna have to go. Look, I can't save
everybody in a triage situation. The point of triage is
you only save who you can save and those you
can't save. You've got to let him go. There's nothing
(24:27):
I can do for James right now. He's on his own, bud.
He's going to have to go enjoy the concert. Me
feeling a little feverish. What Chris Cory said? What if
James has beating me to the punch, I'll beat him
to death. No, now, this is I'm glad you brought
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this up. I have to get in being sick before
James gets in being sick. But I can't get in
too early. Like I said, I don't remember when they're going.
It might be two weeks, it might be a week.
I can't get in too early. Otherwise I'll have to
fake being sick for too many days and I will
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eventually catch on when I'm sitting there eating a pizza
or something like that. That won't work at all. So
I think I'm gonna fake sick. I think I'm gonna
fake Chris. There's no other way out of it. I've
thought about it. There's no other way. It's gonna have
to be a stomach ache or feverish, or it's gonna
(25:33):
have to be something.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I don't want to go to another three hour concert.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And I don't want to do this. I don't want
to do it, Jessie. The next big election is obviously
the midterms, and while that is everyone's focus, I think
it's fun to look ahead. Traditionally VP would be the
front runner for twenty twenty eight, but let's think outside
the box. Who would be you're out of nowhere or
under the radar primary winner for each party. You think
(25:59):
it's someone already out there, so on and so forth. Okay,
I love the show. Merry Christmas to you all your family.
His name is Eric, and he said Happy Hanuka to Chris.
I'll tell you I'll set aside the Republican side because
I think it's honestly, it's so obvious that JD. Van's
is gonna run, which means Marco Rubio isn't going to run.
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It would be interesting to see if Ron DeSantis could
make more noise this time than last time. Last time
he was so overshadowed by Trump. But there's not been
a better governor for eight years. I mean, Ronda Santa's
has just killed it down there. I don't know whether
that would matter in a primary. I don't know. I
can't see that. I haven't seen the poll numbers on
the Democrat side. I brought this up a while ago,
so i'll bring it up again. JB. Pritzker JB. Pritzker,
(26:43):
and I don't like him, Okay, so don't start throwing
things at me if you're from Illinois. But JB. Pritzker,
he kind of looks like your uncle. Kind of fat,
but probably not too fat, fat enough that he's relatable,
but not so fat where you're thinking and cheese buddy,
have you ever gone for a walk. He is insanely wealthy,
(27:05):
so he's going to be able to raise a ton
of money. Everyone's kind of already handing the nomination to
Gavin Newsom, while also allowing that AOC or someone let
some Bonker's nutball may come up. But if JB. Pritzker
made a serious run at it, I wouldn't be surprised.
He's guy who got elected governor in Illinois, gonna have
(27:26):
a huge war chest. Don't sleep on JB. Pritzker, although
that would be very soft and comfortable. One more segment,
Hang on truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. People, it is the
Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
On a Fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and
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I want to remind.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You, in the name of a just merciful gun.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
To remember the reason for the season. All right, make
sure you soak up every single waking mon mom with
family and friends. There will come a time not to
get heavy on you where your parents won't be there,
at least one or both of them, So enjoy this one.
I'll be missing my father this Christmas, and if yours
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is still here, your Mom's still there. Make sure you
enjoy them, all right, soak up this time. It's not
about the presence, of course, it's about Jesus and family
and friends and just celebrating Jesse. My wife and I
order pizza all the time from a local pizza place.
It's usually okay, but sometimes she thinks we got a
reheated one instead of a freshly made one. What's the standard?
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Do pizza shops always make fresh pizzas when ordered either
online or by phone? Okay, So I'm going to tell
you something, and this is something like New Yorkers will
know this well, but I realize some people are haven't
traveled as much as others. Pizza is just glorious for
a variety of reason reas. But one of the reasons
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pizza is so glorious is after cooking a pizza. A
few bake a pizza in the oven. Let's say it's
gotten cold, maybe you've even put it in the fridge.
You can actually throw that pizza right back in the
oven and get it very similar to what it was originally.
In the Kelly household, this is generally done by throwing
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it on a baking sheet four hundred degrees four or
five minutes comes out of that oven. Pretty freaking good.
Pizza companies have known this forever. This is honestly most
a lot of people are gonna roll their eyes because
what I'm saying is so obvious. But when you walk
into a pizza place and they let's say they sell
pizza by the slice, and they have a bunch of
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pizzas already made, what did they do with it? Hey,
I want a slice of pepperoni. They grab a slice
of pepperoni and they turn around and they throw it
in the pizza oven for a couple minutes, then they
pull it out. Pizza can be reheated. Pizza companies, occasionally,
not all the time, they take advantage of this fact.
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And nowadays, here's something that may happen. For example, I'm
a pizza company. Let's say I own a local pizza place.
I am on a limited budget. I'm not a wealthy person.
It's a local pizza place. I have to manage my overhead.
I don't want to pay five employees for the six
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hours of primetime pizza ordering time in the evening, so
I pay five employees for two hours. During that two hours,
those five employees make as many pizzas as they possibly
can make me five cheese pizzas and five pepperonis and
five sausage pizzas. Then after two hours, I let three
(31:00):
of those employees go. I then run a skeleton crew
for the rest of the night. Where the two employees.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I have left, I call, I order a large pepperoni.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I turn, I grab one of the large pepperonis I
made three hours ago in the oven. It goes four
or five minutes. I pull it out, then I deliver
it to you. This is one of those things. In general,
you don't want to trust a woman to back up
a car, but you want to trust her intuition when
it comes to things like restaurants and people. I have
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learned this over the years with ob. Ob can smell
bad people from across the room. She just knows long
before I know. A woman's intuition is a powerful thing.
God gave that to them because they're smaller with weak grists,
and so he gave them an extra an extra thing
that men don't have. Hey, girly hands, this is not nice.
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in pain. You see, we cannot afford our risks, hurting,
our back hurting. We have super secret society stuff to do.
You have things you want to do too. Maybe you're
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If you don't feel any better, don't order it again.
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Speaker 3 (33:10):
Why go you know, you know the things.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Emails we didn't get to Hey, meat Master debate or
Jesse what unusual types of meat have you eaten or prepared.
I've had rabbit, squirrel, rattlesnake, and alligator meat. I've actually
had all of those kinds of meat. And this will
only be unusual outside of the South. And I know
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you're gonna think I'm bonkers if you're outside of the South.
Do not ignore frog legs if you get the chance.
I know it's Chris, I know, I know. I know
it sounds insanely unappealing. You would think it's gross. On
my life, I know this is very cliche. It's like chicken.
It's very similar to chicken, and when done correctly, frog
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legs are outstanding. What Chris? What Chris said? How close
is it to gator? Honestly, very similar, except because frogs
are smaller, at least in my experience, you always eat
him off the bone. Normally you don't eat gator off
the bone. It's been sliced up in steaks and chopped
up in deep fried and things like that. Frogs legs
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live a little. Try some frogs legs. Hey, Jesse, did
you see Elon Musk on Joe Rogan Show talking about
our biggest weakness of Western society as empathy and that
it's being used against us. He must be listening to
the oracle preaching about the communists using our values against us. Yes,
I'm sure he's a huge fan like everyone else is.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Scoopa.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Jesse, you said you would worry if Dan Bongino left
the checka FBI rumor has it he's leaving. No, it's
not rumor by now he is leaving. Does it get
me unsettled? No, it doesn't unsettle me at all. Whether
Dan is at the FBI or not at the FBI,
I consider the FBI to be a soulless, evil, criminal
organization that should be defunded and disbanded immediately. That my
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thoughts on it don't change whether he's there or not.
You can't say the secret state police agency should leave, Jesse.
She said, we are seven million units short on housing,
So how many crossed the border under Joe Biden? Pretty
basic stuff. Yeah, they always say we're seven million units
short on housing. A lot of people say that, a
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lot of people believe that. Part of the problem with
saying we're short on housing, and that may be true
in some ways. Part of the problem is though we
only build huge homes now, instead of tiny starter homes
that normal people can afford. You know, your dad bought
a house back in the fifties and it was two
bedrooms in one bath, and it was twelve hundred square feet.
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You just don't see a lot of those anymore. Now,
go celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus
Christ with your family, Enjoy your Christmas, enjoy your break,
get fat on eggnog and sweets. And I will see
you again in twenty twenty six and I will miss you,
all right, that's all.
Host
Jesse Kelly
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