January 6, 2026 • 35 mins
Montana manager Jesse. The worst thing Jesse had to eat over the holidays. Prediction: Russia and Ukraine will still be fighting in 2028. Dealing with the hiccups. Dealing with a picky eater.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic, absolutely fantastic Tuesday. We're going to talk about
everything from the hiccups to government shutdowns in Ukraine and
other things going on this hour. I wanted to touch
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on something really quickly. First. There's an article out in
The Atlantic. Please don't read it. It's The Atlantic. It's
commy filth, but it goes through some numbers and it's
talking about party. Which political party are you part of?
And if you're part of this political party, would you
support a business run by the other political party? And
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the reason I brought this up is in the wake
of the Hilton stuff. Member Hilton made it right, But
in the wake of the Hilton stuff, I just thought
it was fascinating and I thought it's pretty revealing for
where we are. Get these numbers. Get this, these are
college students. They're surveying. Forty one percent of Democratic college
students would not support a Republican run business, thirty seven
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percent would not be friends with a Republican and thirty
percent would not work for one. In case you're wondering
what the Republican numbers were they were seven, five and seven.
So Republicans were all, yeah, I mean, I'd chop at
a Democrat business, I'd be friends with one, I'd work
with one. Democrats by a large number said not even interested.
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I brought this up because when you boil things down
to Democrat and Republican it can be confusing if you
don't understand how much parties change over time and can
change over time, and why they change for time. For
the longest time, communists have understood that if you really
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want to get communism into America, I mean reaganized quotes
about this, if you really want to bring communism to America,
the only vehicle you have at your disposal is the
Democrat Party. You're not going to start a legitimate communist party.
The Green Party ain't ever gonna do a thing. You
can't that won't work here. You have to have a
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skin suit of some kind you can put on to
bring communism to the masses who don't know what you're doing.
And this is years ago, this is before you were born.
Communists realize the Democrat Party was perfect for that. I'm
not saying the Democrat Party was always communist that's not
what I'm saying. But they were closest enough to it,
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flirting enough with it, that with some work, with some effort,
we can make them that like a like a seventeen
year old who loves to lift weights and work out.
He may have never played football a day in his life,
but with a little effort, we could probably make him
into a football player. Right, That's what the Democrat Party
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was to the Communists. But that's not an overnight process,
is it? In order to change Because we're going through
this right now, you and I trying to change the
Republican Party. In order to change a political party. I'm
sorry to say this because we live in an instant
gratification society and I'm not patient either. It takes years,
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It takes decades, to be honest, to change a political
party because people who are there don't want to change
the moneyed interests that hold up political parties. They're holding
up the party because they want the party to keep
doing what it's doing. That it's a long, very difficult
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process to change a political party. But remember something about
the communists that is probably it's probably the best tool
in his tool belt, and it's one we lack that
tool is this He loves the grind. He enjoys it.
We tend to not love the grind because we're not
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obsessed with politics. It's not our religion. We like election day.
I like it like you like it. We like to
study the news. I'm the same way as you. But
do you love your local school board meeting? Have you
ever even been to a school board meeting? Look? I have,
but I'm not judging you if you haven't. Have you
ever even been to one? Most of that, the communist
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never misses one. The communist activists in your area would
never dream of missing one because he loves the grind.
That gets him more intimately involved in the day to
day workings of the Democrat Party. For instance, Let's say
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let's say I am taking over my local red lobster,
the local red Lobster. They're looking for a new manager.
I apply, and I get the job. I'm now the
new manager of the local Red Lobster. Now let me
ask you what if what if I spent two three
weeks at a time back in Montana. You know, I
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graduated high school from Montana. I joined the Marines from
Montana two three weeks at a time. I'm up there
in Montana, hanging out, going for a hike, fishing, skiing,
don't even wrong. I'm answering my Red Lobster emails every
day and we have a zoom zoom phone call every day. Hey,
how's the profits? Do we sell enough shrimp? Do we
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have enough beer on tap? I'm checking in, I'm on it,
but I'm not there. How does that manager Jesse do?
Do I know the inner workings of what's really going
on inside my Red Lobster? I can't possibly know. I
can't know who shows up five minutes late. I can't
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know who's gossiping behind the bar. I can't know which
hostess doesn't greet people with a smile. I get that
stuff's not gonna come out in a zoom call. Okay,
that's bad manager Jesse. What if good manager Jesse takes
over the local Red Lobster and I'm there before everyone
every morning. I'm the one unlocking the door. I'm unlocking
the door every morning. I'm the one walking through the
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kitchen without anyone there. I'm the one checking things out,
are the tables clean? And after everyone's gone, even the bartenders,
I'm the one inspecting everything which red lobster is going
to be better, better food, better customer surface, better prop
Of course, it's a no brainer. The Jesse, who's there,
who's not in Montana? Well, here's the bad news. This
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is just a wake up call for me too. For
a long time, Republicans like us, we have been in Montana,
Manager Jesse. We pop in when it's election season, five
six months before the presidential election, I guess I'll get
involved in the primary. Who do you like Trump or DeSantis?
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And then we'll throw on our hats. We thought our
yard signs and were out there goat jup. But then
as soon as that election's over, we put the yard
signs back in the garage. Maybe you still wear a
Maga hat every now and then. But those school board
meetings happen all the time, and we're not there. Primaries
happen all the time. We're not there. Republicans participate half
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as much in primaries as Democrats do. Half they they're
opened and closed the store, Jesse. That's who they are.
That's who Democrat voters are. They are involved in every primary,
in every cause, at every school board meeting. And the
end result of that is that over the years communists
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have been able to pull the Democrat Party to the left.
Chuck Schumer. As a matter of fact, Chuck Schumer's out
there right now. He's in the news a little bit
saying that there won't be another shutdown. Whatever Chuck Schumer ish,
I'm thinking he is probably the most powerful Democrat in Washington,
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d C. Right now. Now that Nancy Pelosi, Grandma Vodka's old,
she's hanging up her dentures, you'd probably say it's Chuck
Schumer right now. The most powerful Democrat in Washington, d C.
Is Chuck Schumer. Chuck Schumer is retiring, He's not running again.
Why Chuck Schumer is afraid that AOC, this moron from
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the Bronx, is going to challenge him in a primary
because she will win. Remember the reason AOC is in Congress.
She challenged a powerful sitting Democrat in a primary and
blew his doors off. And one why is AOC able
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to challenge these established, wealthy, powerful Democrats and win Because
the Democrat voter gets involved in primaries, votes in primaries,
and they want more communism. They want more communism. It
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took years and years and years to get to where
we are. But where we are. It's a real hot
and cold. It's a real good and bad. The good
news is we are slowly but surely changing the face
of the Republican Party as we get more involved, as
we learn that we have to fall in love with
the grind. We're getting better in the Republican Party. It's
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changing to something better, slowly, but it's changing. The bad
news is as insane and sick and demonic as Democrats are,
they're not done moving to the left. Did you know
that they're not going to moderate. That they're not going
to they don't have any interest in it. That they
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can't even win elections if they attempt to moderate this
Democrat Party, It's only going to get worse. Do you
still want to live in that blue state? I've been
telling you for a long time. There's no guardrails anymore.
There's nothing stopping them. Whatever they want to do, they're
going to do. All right, we'll do some emails next.
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This is the Jesse Kelly Show in the name of
a Just Merciful Gun. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Tuesday. Remember you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. You may even get the distinct
honor of getting it red on the air. Chris, that's
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a huge honor. Since there isn't anything going on to
talk about right now, he's joking, what was the nasty
dish you were obligated to try over the holidays? Said?
The feeling hosts were great, by the way, good, all right?
This holiday season, this Christmas season, I'm trying to think.
I don't think I had to suffer through anything gross
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because we didn't travel to any family. Let's be honest.
It's when you travel to family that's when you're subjected
to disgusting meals because it's part of your family tradition
and that's just always what you do. Our family tradition
isn't any different. I was having dinner with my mom
last night and she was talking about how they used
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to make brought worst than sauerkraut in our house. There's
nothing more disgusting than puke spaghetti. Sauer Kraut is the
grossest thing in the world, and it's smelled. The whole
house smells. And I used to tell I told mom
last night, I said, Mom, you know that I had
to leave the house and I just wouldn't come home
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until late late late because the smell was so futrid.
So every family has this. I don't have a story
like that, but I will give you a little tidbit
something that may save you money one day, a large
amount of money one day. Are you ready for this?
This is a few years ago. ABB me the boys.
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Then I told you. I've told you about this since then.
We went and did some Christmas markets in Europe. We
had always wanted to see these Christmas markets, all the
food and the Christmas caroling and the fun. And hopefully
you don't get blown up by some Muslim. You don't understand.
It's just a blast hot pardon the pun, Chris. Anyway,
we went to go see the Christmas markets. It's a
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great time. We are flying out of Paris, so we
have a day, a couple of days in Paris. Bob
wanted to do something super super special. We have never
done anything like this since. We had never done anything
like this before. But the river flowing through Paris is
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the scene. And I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly.
I only speak American and some Mexican, so don't blame me,
all right, some Mexican, Chris, I don't know if I'd
say I'm fluing, but I'm pretty fluent. Anyway. The river
going through Paris is the scene, and they have this thing.
I'm sure there's lots of them because ob did all
the work on this. I didn't do it where you
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could do a dinner cruise at night up the scene.
And I know you've heard about these things before. Most
cities with a good river have something like this. In
the South. They're all over the place, place like New
Orleans or what. You get on a riverboat and you
go have some chicken fingers and they play some music
and he cruise up the river. That We've done that before,
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but this one was special and it was expensive. I
don't remember how much it was, but it was a
freakin lot. I remember that this one was oh no, no, no,
no chicken fingers this time. This was a five star
Michelin chef. I don't understand this whole Michelin thing. They
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were always tires to me, but Michelin is apparently is
it the same thing, Chris, are you serious? It's the
same thing? Okay, I didn't know that. Anyway, This is
a five star Michelin chef. Okay, Well, I'm thinking the
same thing. You're thinking, that's a lot of money. But
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I bet that's gonna be a good cut of steak.
I bet that's gonna be some good French onion soup.
I bet the bread's gonna be fresh. I'm thinking all
the exact same things you're thinking. We sit down for
this meal on this boat. The boat was admittedly nice.
It was just a big dining room on the water,
and it was course after course after course of the
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most disgusting filth you have ever seen in your life.
What Chris Chris said is that because it was French fruit.
I'll tell you something, buddy, and I don't care if
you think less of me for saying it. I'm gonna
tell you something. The French eat really well. But it's
all steak and cheese and bread and pastries. That's it.
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It's the rest of France. Was wonderful, because again, who
doesn't like steak and cheese and onions and bread and pastries.
French food is awesome. It was awesome. Gosh, I know
I'm gonna pay for that. I know the emails are
gonna be ugly because I said that. I know they
will be. You know, take it easy anyway, French food
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was awesome. None of this would be recognizable as any
specific kind of cuisine. I don't even think I can
lay it all out for you specifically. I do remember
one thing was duck. And I've had duck before, I've
killed ducks before. My old man used to go duck hunting.
Duck can be delicious, not this duck. And this duck
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had apple foam in it, apple foam. My wife is
a healthy eater. And James, my oldest son, he's the
one who asked for extra broccoli. Nobody could eat. We
were sitting there counting the seconds until we could get back.
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We got back, it immediately went right back to the
hotel and we all got sandwiches in the lobby. We
just immediately got sandwiches. Don't ever, ever, under any circumstances,
go to some five star Michelin's chef, whatever the stupid
fancy rating. Don't ever do it ever. I'm telling you
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you will hate yourself for it, and you're gonna spend
so much money and it's gonna be disgusting, disgusting. There
you go, just saved your fortune. Let's talk about Ukraine.
Let's talk about testosterone. Don't ever think that your tea
levels are fine. I know you're probably doing the right things.
Maybe you're not, but you can't help the fact there's
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estrogen in the water, we shower in it. It's all
throughout our water supply. This all ties back to the
women's birth control and it's not getting treated one percent
a year. Did you know that we are losing one
percent of our testosterone only a year. The reason you're
tired all the time is not because you're fifty five
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years old. The reason your brain is foggy is not
because you're forty eight years old. It's because your tea
levels are in free fall. Do something to reverse that.
You know what I did this morning? A couple of eggs,
a couple of pieces of bacon, some disgusting smoothie ob
made me and my male vitality stack from chalk. Keeps
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my tea levels jacked through the roof, ready to go.
My brain works good. I know you can't tell, but
my brain works good. My energy's great, my mood is better.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Screw the ho Way
on a Tuesday, A magnificent Tuesday. All right. So I
was talking earlier in the show about January sixth, and
it was obviously something the communists loved. I would argue
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they planned for it and coordinated it because they wanted
a reason to go arrest their political opposition, just like
they always do, just like all communists do. Our communists
are no different. Well, about the time the show was starting,
a couple hours ago, Democrats on Capitol Hill, I kid
you not, they led a candlelight vigil in remembrance of
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January sixth, And hey, don't take it for me, Chris,
play the theater kids.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Let us remember the attack on January sixth is not over.
It lives on in the threats to our election workers.
It lives on through those who want to take away
are right to vote, who want to legalize voter discrimination.
We must never, never, never stop fighting for this beautiful democracy,
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which January sixth showed us is more fragile than we
ever imagined.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
The one. They are all just theater kids in the
end two. It really does give me great joy to
know Democrats have to go through these humiliation rituals, and
at least some them they're totally embarrassed. But in order
to stay elected as a Democrat, these are the things
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you have to do. I remember watching Chuck Schumer one time.
There's a video I'm sure it's out there somewhere of
Chuck Schumer. He's at some gay pride parade in New
York and he's standing there. Of course you know what
it is. It's all the degeneracy and horribleness you can
possibly imagine. And he's standing there and they give him
a microphone. Well, in that moment, because he's a Democrat,
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he doesn't have the option of saying I'm not interested,
I'm not going to speak. I can't put that on camera.
So they hand him the microphone and there pride, pride, pride,
and I laughed and laughed and laughed and I laughed
because Chuck Schumer is a horrible, horrible person, a complete lizard,
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not even human anymore, and he has to go through
these humiliation rituals all Democrats do, and I think it's hilarious.
Remember after George Floyd died when they put those African
scarves on their head, Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them,
and they all went and kneeled in the capitol. Yeah.
I know some of them are just deranged freaks who
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are into that thing. But you know some of them
were thinking, Oh gosh, do we have to wait? Do
I have to go?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Come on, this is ridiculous. US would lead Ukraine ceasefire
monitoring backed by a multinational force. I'm convinced at this
point in time this thing's never going to end. Is
it just me? It doesn't seem like every single day
there's a Ukraine ceasefire on the horizon. Peace is almost there.
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They're in talks. There were talks, The talks are moving forward.
We're having more talks, maybe a ceasefire, more talks. True
is I don't know that any party involved wants it
to end. Look, here's the headline for you, Zelensky reshuffles
government in the face of alleged corruption. Corruption. You say, yes,
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It turns out that one of the most corrupt countries
in the world, Ukraine before the war, got a massive
influx of oh, I don't know your money, and they
took it. You didn't think all that was going to
the troops. Did you this simply took the money? We
know they're corrupt, we know they're pocketing the money. I
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remember when CBS ran a story saying that one third
of the money I believe that was the number one
third of the money and equipment is actually getting to
the front. The rest of it, they're just straight stealing it,
stealing it, selling it on the black market. Then, of
course CBS pulled the article and apologized, well, we got
a reporting wrong. No, you pulled the article because you
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got your reporting right. Pretty sure that was CBS. It's
a corrupt place. And then you have Russia, total corrupt place.
What motivation is it for RUSSI to end the war?
Right now? Russian gas is still being sold to European
countries through India. You know, European countries are now just
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buying all their all their gas from India. Well, India's
buying it all from Russia. Russia's treasury is doing just fine.
Why would they want it to end here in America?
You remember who was sitting at the negotiating table last
time I went on a rant about this, Right you
do remember, mister Larry Fink, the head of black Rock.
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Ukraine has been devastated by war, absolutely devastated, heartbreaking for
the people there. Guess who's going to help them rebuild.
Guess who's going to make a pretty profit off the
American taxpayer helping them rebuild. Of course black Rock will
be there. But let's just do a simple, simple human experiment,
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if you will. Let's say my name's Larry Fink. I'm
the head of Blackrock. I'm going to make money helping
Ukraine rebuild. And the more I help them rebuild, the
more money I make. Of course, you know, if you
have a contractor come and remodel your closet, that's going
to be a certain amount of money. If he remodels
the whole downstairs, that's going to be more money. Right,
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bigger project, more money. So I'm Larry Fink, and I
stand to make a tidy sum of money when Ukraine
starts to rebuild. Do I want the ward end now?
Or maybe after another year of bombs dropping, maybe after
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another city gets turned into rubble? What makes me more money?
If I'm Larry Fink. My point in all this is
I'm not convinced anybody wants this thing to end. I
actually do thing to his credit. I do think Trump
wants it to end, and I think it's beyond his control.
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I think he thought he would be able to do it.
I remember on the campaign trail he kept telling everybody,
I'll have it over in the first day. It'll be
over in the first day. I'm I'm gonna negotiate the
whole thing. He's been busting his butt trying to negotiate
an end to it, and even when it seems like
they get really really close to a deal, YEP, deal
falls apart. I would not be surprised, Chris write this down.
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If Donald Trump's three years next three years is over,
if the presidential campaign of twenty twenty eight is underway
and Russia and Ukraine are still fighting, I would not
be even a little bit surprised. Brazil's ex president Bolis
Naro undergoes medical treatment for hiccups. You want to hear
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something devastating. Everybody has a hiccup remedy. When I was
a kid, in my house, the remedy was you ate
a spoonful of sugar and then you drank water. Spoonful
of sugar, chug a glass of water. Hiccups go away.
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Usually worked. Bob comes from a different family, and you
know she's a gymnast, so they always have to show off. Obs.
What her thing was is you drink water upside down.
Drink water upside down. So of course she can't do
that like a normal person. That's you, too, Corey. Apparently
that's Corey's too. She has to do a handstand up
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against the wall. And like I said, gymnasts always have
to show off, but that's her thing. You want to
hear something crushing. None of that stuff actually works, meaning
the sugar or the handstands. It's just drinking water, Chris.
You can jake your head all you want, but I've
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tested it. You just drink water. It goes away. What Chris,
Chris said, suck on a cinnamon candy. Just drink water, Chris.
All right, Since I'm not a ninety seven year old grandpa,
I don't walk around with cinnamon candies on hand. Therefore
I'll have to go with what I have, and that
is water. Chris. What a stupid thing. Well, now just
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go pick up a gallon of motor oil and spill
it on your left foot. Oh thanks Chris for these
wonderful solutions. That's a huge help. Anyway, We'll be right back.
Hang on, Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. Hey, Chris, do
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you like the McRib at McDonald's. Are you a McRib guy?
Me either, Corey, you've nick rib? No, you've never even
tried it? A loser? I mean everyone has to try it, Corey. Anyway,
McDonald's just hit with the class action lawsuit claiming McRib
doesn't contain any rib meat. Is anyone surprised by that?
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I'd be like saying, Taco Bells ground beef isn't real beef.
I think we all know that. Still fantastic anyway, Chris,
I thought that was good news for you because they
sell it what they sell it as a pork rib.
If it's not real pork, you're in business, pal you
were in Hey Bronco. I get the people not like vegetables,
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but what is your feeling on super picky eaters? All right,
So here's my take on it. I my family was
very traditional when I was growing up. When it came
to dinnertime, if dad was home, he was gone a
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lot work in construction. But if dad was home. At
dinner time, Mom would make dinner. When dinner was done,
whatever Mom made, we all sat down at the dinner
table and we ate our dinner together as a family.
Part of our dinner experience was always vegetables. Sometimes it
was green beans, you know, right out of that can.
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It's not like they were fresh, but the canned green beans.
Sometimes it was lima beans. Now, when I said traditional,
there was also this part of my family. You were
not allowed to leave the dinner table until you ate
your meal, clean your plate, eat your meal. There's no
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I don't feel like it. There's no I'd like something
else that was only going to get you whipped in
my house, that was going to get you nowhere, sit
there and eat your meal. So that means I have
to eat these lima beans. I physically could not eat them.
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When I say physically could not eat them, I mean
more than once, in an attempt to eat them so
I could leave the dinner table, they came back up.
Now fast forward, I have one eater, James, my oldest,
who's just a beast. All the vegetables, all the everything,
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you name it, he'll try it, he eats it all.
World class eater, much better than I'll ever be. Then
I have me Luke, my little clone. We because you
always try to do some of the things your parents did.
When Luke was younger, we used to do the exact
same thing to him that my parents did to me.
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Sit there, eat your dinner. No, you cannot have anything else.
You cannot get up until it's done. We eventually dropped that.
And do you know why Luke would sit there with
his plate full of vegetables in front of him for
three hours until it was bedtime. I don't mean he
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held out for fifteen twenty minutes hours to the point
where AM and I are looking, We're thinking, I feel
like this is child abuse, Like we can get what Chris.
What Chris said, was I at least a little bit
proud of him? No, I was insanely proud of him.
It was insanely proud of him. Wait to stand your ground,
little man. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
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And I have watched him have problems when he's tried
to gut it down as well gagging it. I'm not
defending people who are super picky eaters. We all have
to gut through things we don't like from time to time.
I will say this, though, I think a lot of
this is genetic. My kids were raised the exact same
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One kid loves them, the other one does not. My
sister and I she's a great eater. I'm more on
the Luke side. We were raised the exact same same house,
same parents, same rules. I think a lot of picky
eating is simply genetic, and people you consider to be
picky eaters can't do anything about it. I don't know
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how you merge that world with just letting them eat
with whatever they want. You don't want that either. Part
of life is eating crappy things. It's the way it is.
But that's my thoughts on it. Also, Trump said this
about Madure, but he's.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
A violent guy and he's killed millions of people. He's tortured.
They have a torture chamber in the middle of Caracas
that they're closing up. But he's tortured people. And now
what they do, the radical left, they actually have people,
and it's hard to get them. They're all pay people.
Most of these people are paid. You know they're paid
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when they have brand new, beautiful printed signs by like
the highest quality printer, and.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You have a woman.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Huh, free Maduro. And the sign is before we even
did the attack. Free Maduro. Why do you want him free?
I don't know, but he should be free. Oh she
reads a sign not wrong. Well that's what.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I'm all paid for. Now let's do it.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And now he has a headline.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Why you know the thing headlines? We didn't get to
globalize the Intifada. Zoorron Mamdani cuts the NYPD out of
mayoral briefings put in place after nine to eleven. It
truly is going to be some very very tough years
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for New York City. I don't know when I'll be back.
I don't know if I'll be back. You know, it's
really sad. The last two times I was there and
I tried to link up with a buddy and his
wife was when I was there with my wife, they said,
all come down and meet you. My wife won't come
into the city anymore. These are lifelong New Yorkers. They're
already saying, oh, I'm out. Uh oh. Maduro's Nike track
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back suit sold out hours after his handcuff picks go viral. Chris,
I want to be a tracksuit guy. I feel like
a tracksuit is just a comfortable way, a more stylish
way to wear sweatpants. And I feel like I could
be a tracksuit guy, you know, you know. Michigan Senate
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candidate Abdul l said compared an Oklahoma ban on Sharia
law to the trail of tears. No way, you mean
an Islamist trying to do evil things, tried to use
the Civil Rights era racism stuff to cover up his
horrible ideas. Nah, it's not like that's a tactic. They've
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used us. Lng X sports set new records in twenty
twenty five. Remember that the Biden White House banned lng
EX Sports. And I say the Biden White House because
Joe Biden signed the executive order and then we found
out later he didn't even know what he had signed
because he just sat there drooling on himself. All right,
(35:04):
we're gonna come back tomorrow. Who knows what the news
will bring. I promise we'll have some more fun, all right,
that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic, absolutely fantastic Tuesday. We're going to talk about
everything from the hiccups to government shutdowns in Ukraine and
other things going on this hour. I wanted to touch
(00:33):
on something really quickly. First. There's an article out in
The Atlantic. Please don't read it. It's The Atlantic. It's
commy filth, but it goes through some numbers and it's
talking about party. Which political party are you part of?
And if you're part of this political party, would you
support a business run by the other political party? And
(00:55):
the reason I brought this up is in the wake
of the Hilton stuff. Member Hilton made it right, But
in the wake of the Hilton stuff, I just thought
it was fascinating and I thought it's pretty revealing for
where we are. Get these numbers. Get this, these are
college students. They're surveying. Forty one percent of Democratic college
students would not support a Republican run business, thirty seven
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percent would not be friends with a Republican and thirty
percent would not work for one. In case you're wondering
what the Republican numbers were they were seven, five and seven.
So Republicans were all, yeah, I mean, I'd chop at
a Democrat business, I'd be friends with one, I'd work
with one. Democrats by a large number said not even interested.
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I brought this up because when you boil things down
to Democrat and Republican it can be confusing if you
don't understand how much parties change over time and can
change over time, and why they change for time. For
the longest time, communists have understood that if you really
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want to get communism into America, I mean reaganized quotes
about this, if you really want to bring communism to America,
the only vehicle you have at your disposal is the
Democrat Party. You're not going to start a legitimate communist party.
The Green Party ain't ever gonna do a thing. You
can't that won't work here. You have to have a
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skin suit of some kind you can put on to
bring communism to the masses who don't know what you're doing.
And this is years ago, this is before you were born.
Communists realize the Democrat Party was perfect for that. I'm
not saying the Democrat Party was always communist that's not
what I'm saying. But they were closest enough to it,
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flirting enough with it, that with some work, with some effort,
we can make them that like a like a seventeen
year old who loves to lift weights and work out.
He may have never played football a day in his life,
but with a little effort, we could probably make him
into a football player. Right, That's what the Democrat Party
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was to the Communists. But that's not an overnight process,
is it? In order to change Because we're going through
this right now, you and I trying to change the
Republican Party. In order to change a political party. I'm
sorry to say this because we live in an instant
gratification society and I'm not patient either. It takes years,
(03:34):
It takes decades, to be honest, to change a political
party because people who are there don't want to change
the moneyed interests that hold up political parties. They're holding
up the party because they want the party to keep
doing what it's doing. That it's a long, very difficult
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process to change a political party. But remember something about
the communists that is probably it's probably the best tool
in his tool belt, and it's one we lack that
tool is this He loves the grind. He enjoys it.
We tend to not love the grind because we're not
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obsessed with politics. It's not our religion. We like election day.
I like it like you like it. We like to
study the news. I'm the same way as you. But
do you love your local school board meeting? Have you
ever even been to a school board meeting? Look? I have,
but I'm not judging you if you haven't. Have you
ever even been to one? Most of that, the communist
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never misses one. The communist activists in your area would
never dream of missing one because he loves the grind.
That gets him more intimately involved in the day to
day workings of the Democrat Party. For instance, Let's say
(04:59):
let's say I am taking over my local red lobster,
the local red Lobster. They're looking for a new manager.
I apply, and I get the job. I'm now the
new manager of the local Red Lobster. Now let me
ask you what if what if I spent two three
weeks at a time back in Montana. You know, I
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graduated high school from Montana. I joined the Marines from
Montana two three weeks at a time. I'm up there
in Montana, hanging out, going for a hike, fishing, skiing,
don't even wrong. I'm answering my Red Lobster emails every
day and we have a zoom zoom phone call every day. Hey,
how's the profits? Do we sell enough shrimp? Do we
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have enough beer on tap? I'm checking in, I'm on it,
but I'm not there. How does that manager Jesse do?
Do I know the inner workings of what's really going
on inside my Red Lobster? I can't possibly know. I
can't know who shows up five minutes late. I can't
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know who's gossiping behind the bar. I can't know which
hostess doesn't greet people with a smile. I get that
stuff's not gonna come out in a zoom call. Okay,
that's bad manager Jesse. What if good manager Jesse takes
over the local Red Lobster and I'm there before everyone
every morning. I'm the one unlocking the door. I'm unlocking
the door every morning. I'm the one walking through the
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kitchen without anyone there. I'm the one checking things out,
are the tables clean? And after everyone's gone, even the bartenders,
I'm the one inspecting everything which red lobster is going
to be better, better food, better customer surface, better prop
Of course, it's a no brainer. The Jesse, who's there,
who's not in Montana? Well, here's the bad news. This
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is just a wake up call for me too. For
a long time, Republicans like us, we have been in Montana,
Manager Jesse. We pop in when it's election season, five
six months before the presidential election, I guess I'll get
involved in the primary. Who do you like Trump or DeSantis?
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And then we'll throw on our hats. We thought our
yard signs and were out there goat jup. But then
as soon as that election's over, we put the yard
signs back in the garage. Maybe you still wear a
Maga hat every now and then. But those school board
meetings happen all the time, and we're not there. Primaries
happen all the time. We're not there. Republicans participate half
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as much in primaries as Democrats do. Half they they're
opened and closed the store, Jesse. That's who they are.
That's who Democrat voters are. They are involved in every primary,
in every cause, at every school board meeting. And the
end result of that is that over the years communists
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have been able to pull the Democrat Party to the left.
Chuck Schumer. As a matter of fact, Chuck Schumer's out
there right now. He's in the news a little bit
saying that there won't be another shutdown. Whatever Chuck Schumer ish,
I'm thinking he is probably the most powerful Democrat in Washington,
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d C. Right now. Now that Nancy Pelosi, Grandma Vodka's old,
she's hanging up her dentures, you'd probably say it's Chuck
Schumer right now. The most powerful Democrat in Washington, d C.
Is Chuck Schumer. Chuck Schumer is retiring, He's not running again.
Why Chuck Schumer is afraid that AOC, this moron from
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the Bronx, is going to challenge him in a primary
because she will win. Remember the reason AOC is in Congress.
She challenged a powerful sitting Democrat in a primary and
blew his doors off. And one why is AOC able
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to challenge these established, wealthy, powerful Democrats and win Because
the Democrat voter gets involved in primaries, votes in primaries,
and they want more communism. They want more communism. It
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took years and years and years to get to where
we are. But where we are. It's a real hot
and cold. It's a real good and bad. The good
news is we are slowly but surely changing the face
of the Republican Party as we get more involved, as
we learn that we have to fall in love with
the grind. We're getting better in the Republican Party. It's
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changing to something better, slowly, but it's changing. The bad
news is as insane and sick and demonic as Democrats are,
they're not done moving to the left. Did you know
that they're not going to moderate. That they're not going
to they don't have any interest in it. That they
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can't even win elections if they attempt to moderate this
Democrat Party, It's only going to get worse. Do you
still want to live in that blue state? I've been
telling you for a long time. There's no guardrails anymore.
There's nothing stopping them. Whatever they want to do, they're
going to do. All right, we'll do some emails next.
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This is the Jesse Kelly Show in the name of
a Just Merciful Gun. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Tuesday. Remember you can email us Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. You may even get the distinct
honor of getting it red on the air. Chris, that's
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a huge honor. Since there isn't anything going on to
talk about right now, he's joking, what was the nasty
dish you were obligated to try over the holidays? Said?
The feeling hosts were great, by the way, good, all right?
This holiday season, this Christmas season, I'm trying to think.
I don't think I had to suffer through anything gross
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because we didn't travel to any family. Let's be honest.
It's when you travel to family that's when you're subjected
to disgusting meals because it's part of your family tradition
and that's just always what you do. Our family tradition
isn't any different. I was having dinner with my mom
last night and she was talking about how they used
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to make brought worst than sauerkraut in our house. There's
nothing more disgusting than puke spaghetti. Sauer Kraut is the
grossest thing in the world, and it's smelled. The whole
house smells. And I used to tell I told mom
last night, I said, Mom, you know that I had
to leave the house and I just wouldn't come home
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until late late late because the smell was so futrid.
So every family has this. I don't have a story
like that, but I will give you a little tidbit
something that may save you money one day, a large
amount of money one day. Are you ready for this?
This is a few years ago. ABB me the boys.
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Then I told you. I've told you about this since then.
We went and did some Christmas markets in Europe. We
had always wanted to see these Christmas markets, all the
food and the Christmas caroling and the fun. And hopefully
you don't get blown up by some Muslim. You don't understand.
It's just a blast hot pardon the pun, Chris. Anyway,
we went to go see the Christmas markets. It's a
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great time. We are flying out of Paris, so we
have a day, a couple of days in Paris. Bob
wanted to do something super super special. We have never
done anything like this since. We had never done anything
like this before. But the river flowing through Paris is
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the scene. And I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly.
I only speak American and some Mexican, so don't blame me,
all right, some Mexican, Chris, I don't know if I'd
say I'm fluing, but I'm pretty fluent. Anyway. The river
going through Paris is the scene, and they have this thing.
I'm sure there's lots of them because ob did all
the work on this. I didn't do it where you
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could do a dinner cruise at night up the scene.
And I know you've heard about these things before. Most
cities with a good river have something like this. In
the South. They're all over the place, place like New
Orleans or what. You get on a riverboat and you
go have some chicken fingers and they play some music
and he cruise up the river. That We've done that before,
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but this one was special and it was expensive. I
don't remember how much it was, but it was a
freakin lot. I remember that this one was oh no, no, no,
no chicken fingers this time. This was a five star
Michelin chef. I don't understand this whole Michelin thing. They
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were always tires to me, but Michelin is apparently is
it the same thing, Chris, are you serious? It's the
same thing? Okay, I didn't know that. Anyway, This is
a five star Michelin chef. Okay, Well, I'm thinking the
same thing. You're thinking, that's a lot of money. But
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I bet that's gonna be a good cut of steak.
I bet that's gonna be some good French onion soup.
I bet the bread's gonna be fresh. I'm thinking all
the exact same things you're thinking. We sit down for
this meal on this boat. The boat was admittedly nice.
It was just a big dining room on the water,
and it was course after course after course of the
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most disgusting filth you have ever seen in your life.
What Chris Chris said is that because it was French fruit.
I'll tell you something, buddy, and I don't care if
you think less of me for saying it. I'm gonna
tell you something. The French eat really well. But it's
all steak and cheese and bread and pastries. That's it.
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It's the rest of France. Was wonderful, because again, who
doesn't like steak and cheese and onions and bread and pastries.
French food is awesome. It was awesome. Gosh, I know
I'm gonna pay for that. I know the emails are
gonna be ugly because I said that. I know they
will be. You know, take it easy anyway, French food
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was awesome. None of this would be recognizable as any
specific kind of cuisine. I don't even think I can
lay it all out for you specifically. I do remember
one thing was duck. And I've had duck before, I've
killed ducks before. My old man used to go duck hunting.
Duck can be delicious, not this duck. And this duck
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had apple foam in it, apple foam. My wife is
a healthy eater. And James, my oldest son, he's the
one who asked for extra broccoli. Nobody could eat. We
were sitting there counting the seconds until we could get back.
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We got back, it immediately went right back to the
hotel and we all got sandwiches in the lobby. We
just immediately got sandwiches. Don't ever, ever, under any circumstances,
go to some five star Michelin's chef, whatever the stupid
fancy rating. Don't ever do it ever. I'm telling you
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you will hate yourself for it, and you're gonna spend
so much money and it's gonna be disgusting, disgusting. There
you go, just saved your fortune. Let's talk about Ukraine.
Let's talk about testosterone. Don't ever think that your tea
levels are fine. I know you're probably doing the right things.
Maybe you're not, but you can't help the fact there's
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estrogen in the water, we shower in it. It's all
throughout our water supply. This all ties back to the
women's birth control and it's not getting treated one percent
a year. Did you know that we are losing one
percent of our testosterone only a year. The reason you're
tired all the time is not because you're fifty five
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years old. The reason your brain is foggy is not
because you're forty eight years old. It's because your tea
levels are in free fall. Do something to reverse that.
You know what I did this morning? A couple of eggs,
a couple of pieces of bacon, some disgusting smoothie ob
made me and my male vitality stack from chalk. Keeps
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my tea levels jacked through the roof, ready to go.
My brain works good. I know you can't tell, but
my brain works good. My energy's great, my mood is better.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Screw the ho Way
on a Tuesday, A magnificent Tuesday. All right. So I
was talking earlier in the show about January sixth, and
it was obviously something the communists loved. I would argue
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they planned for it and coordinated it because they wanted
a reason to go arrest their political opposition, just like
they always do, just like all communists do. Our communists
are no different. Well, about the time the show was starting,
a couple hours ago, Democrats on Capitol Hill, I kid
you not, they led a candlelight vigil in remembrance of
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January sixth, And hey, don't take it for me, Chris,
play the theater kids.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Let us remember the attack on January sixth is not over.
It lives on in the threats to our election workers.
It lives on through those who want to take away
are right to vote, who want to legalize voter discrimination.
We must never, never, never stop fighting for this beautiful democracy,
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which January sixth showed us is more fragile than we
ever imagined.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
The one. They are all just theater kids in the
end two. It really does give me great joy to
know Democrats have to go through these humiliation rituals, and
at least some them they're totally embarrassed. But in order
to stay elected as a Democrat, these are the things
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you have to do. I remember watching Chuck Schumer one time.
There's a video I'm sure it's out there somewhere of
Chuck Schumer. He's at some gay pride parade in New
York and he's standing there. Of course you know what
it is. It's all the degeneracy and horribleness you can
possibly imagine. And he's standing there and they give him
a microphone. Well, in that moment, because he's a Democrat,
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he doesn't have the option of saying I'm not interested,
I'm not going to speak. I can't put that on camera.
So they hand him the microphone and there pride, pride, pride,
and I laughed and laughed and laughed and I laughed
because Chuck Schumer is a horrible, horrible person, a complete lizard,
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not even human anymore, and he has to go through
these humiliation rituals all Democrats do, and I think it's hilarious.
Remember after George Floyd died when they put those African
scarves on their head, Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them,
and they all went and kneeled in the capitol. Yeah.
I know some of them are just deranged freaks who
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are into that thing. But you know some of them
were thinking, Oh gosh, do we have to wait? Do
I have to go?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Come on, this is ridiculous. US would lead Ukraine ceasefire
monitoring backed by a multinational force. I'm convinced at this
point in time this thing's never going to end. Is
it just me? It doesn't seem like every single day
there's a Ukraine ceasefire on the horizon. Peace is almost there.
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They're in talks. There were talks, The talks are moving forward.
We're having more talks, maybe a ceasefire, more talks. True
is I don't know that any party involved wants it
to end. Look, here's the headline for you, Zelensky reshuffles
government in the face of alleged corruption. Corruption. You say, yes,
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It turns out that one of the most corrupt countries
in the world, Ukraine before the war, got a massive
influx of oh, I don't know your money, and they
took it. You didn't think all that was going to
the troops. Did you this simply took the money? We
know they're corrupt, we know they're pocketing the money. I
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remember when CBS ran a story saying that one third
of the money I believe that was the number one
third of the money and equipment is actually getting to
the front. The rest of it, they're just straight stealing it,
stealing it, selling it on the black market. Then, of
course CBS pulled the article and apologized, well, we got
a reporting wrong. No, you pulled the article because you
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got your reporting right. Pretty sure that was CBS. It's
a corrupt place. And then you have Russia, total corrupt place.
What motivation is it for RUSSI to end the war?
Right now? Russian gas is still being sold to European
countries through India. You know, European countries are now just
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buying all their all their gas from India. Well, India's
buying it all from Russia. Russia's treasury is doing just fine.
Why would they want it to end here in America?
You remember who was sitting at the negotiating table last
time I went on a rant about this, Right you
do remember, mister Larry Fink, the head of black Rock.
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Ukraine has been devastated by war, absolutely devastated, heartbreaking for
the people there. Guess who's going to help them rebuild.
Guess who's going to make a pretty profit off the
American taxpayer helping them rebuild. Of course black Rock will
be there. But let's just do a simple, simple human experiment,
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if you will. Let's say my name's Larry Fink. I'm
the head of Blackrock. I'm going to make money helping
Ukraine rebuild. And the more I help them rebuild, the
more money I make. Of course, you know, if you
have a contractor come and remodel your closet, that's going
to be a certain amount of money. If he remodels
the whole downstairs, that's going to be more money. Right,
(24:23):
bigger project, more money. So I'm Larry Fink, and I
stand to make a tidy sum of money when Ukraine
starts to rebuild. Do I want the ward end now?
Or maybe after another year of bombs dropping, maybe after
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another city gets turned into rubble? What makes me more money?
If I'm Larry Fink. My point in all this is
I'm not convinced anybody wants this thing to end. I
actually do thing to his credit. I do think Trump
wants it to end, and I think it's beyond his control.
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I think he thought he would be able to do it.
I remember on the campaign trail he kept telling everybody,
I'll have it over in the first day. It'll be
over in the first day. I'm I'm gonna negotiate the
whole thing. He's been busting his butt trying to negotiate
an end to it, and even when it seems like
they get really really close to a deal, YEP, deal
falls apart. I would not be surprised, Chris write this down.
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If Donald Trump's three years next three years is over,
if the presidential campaign of twenty twenty eight is underway
and Russia and Ukraine are still fighting, I would not
be even a little bit surprised. Brazil's ex president Bolis
Naro undergoes medical treatment for hiccups. You want to hear
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something devastating. Everybody has a hiccup remedy. When I was
a kid, in my house, the remedy was you ate
a spoonful of sugar and then you drank water. Spoonful
of sugar, chug a glass of water. Hiccups go away.
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Usually worked. Bob comes from a different family, and you
know she's a gymnast, so they always have to show off. Obs.
What her thing was is you drink water upside down.
Drink water upside down. So of course she can't do
that like a normal person. That's you, too, Corey. Apparently
that's Corey's too. She has to do a handstand up
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against the wall. And like I said, gymnasts always have
to show off, but that's her thing. You want to
hear something crushing. None of that stuff actually works, meaning
the sugar or the handstands. It's just drinking water, Chris.
You can jake your head all you want, but I've
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tested it. You just drink water. It goes away. What Chris,
Chris said, suck on a cinnamon candy. Just drink water, Chris.
All right, Since I'm not a ninety seven year old grandpa,
I don't walk around with cinnamon candies on hand. Therefore
I'll have to go with what I have, and that
is water. Chris. What a stupid thing. Well, now just
(27:20):
go pick up a gallon of motor oil and spill
it on your left foot. Oh thanks Chris for these
wonderful solutions. That's a huge help. Anyway, We'll be right back.
Hang on, Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. Hey, Chris, do
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you like the McRib at McDonald's. Are you a McRib guy?
Me either, Corey, you've nick rib? No, you've never even
tried it? A loser? I mean everyone has to try it, Corey. Anyway,
McDonald's just hit with the class action lawsuit claiming McRib
doesn't contain any rib meat. Is anyone surprised by that?
(28:07):
I'd be like saying, Taco Bells ground beef isn't real beef.
I think we all know that. Still fantastic anyway, Chris,
I thought that was good news for you because they
sell it what they sell it as a pork rib.
If it's not real pork, you're in business, pal you
were in Hey Bronco. I get the people not like vegetables,
(28:30):
but what is your feeling on super picky eaters? All right,
So here's my take on it. I my family was
very traditional when I was growing up. When it came
to dinnertime, if dad was home, he was gone a
(28:52):
lot work in construction. But if dad was home. At
dinner time, Mom would make dinner. When dinner was done,
whatever Mom made, we all sat down at the dinner
table and we ate our dinner together as a family.
Part of our dinner experience was always vegetables. Sometimes it
was green beans, you know, right out of that can.
(29:14):
It's not like they were fresh, but the canned green beans.
Sometimes it was lima beans. Now, when I said traditional,
there was also this part of my family. You were
not allowed to leave the dinner table until you ate
your meal, clean your plate, eat your meal. There's no
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I don't feel like it. There's no I'd like something
else that was only going to get you whipped in
my house, that was going to get you nowhere, sit
there and eat your meal. So that means I have
to eat these lima beans. I physically could not eat them.
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When I say physically could not eat them, I mean
more than once, in an attempt to eat them so
I could leave the dinner table, they came back up.
Now fast forward, I have one eater, James, my oldest,
who's just a beast. All the vegetables, all the everything,
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you name it, he'll try it, he eats it all.
World class eater, much better than I'll ever be. Then
I have me Luke, my little clone. We because you
always try to do some of the things your parents did.
When Luke was younger, we used to do the exact
same thing to him that my parents did to me.
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Sit there, eat your dinner. No, you cannot have anything else.
You cannot get up until it's done. We eventually dropped that.
And do you know why Luke would sit there with
his plate full of vegetables in front of him for
three hours until it was bedtime. I don't mean he
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held out for fifteen twenty minutes hours to the point
where AM and I are looking, We're thinking, I feel
like this is child abuse, Like we can get what Chris.
What Chris said, was I at least a little bit
proud of him? No, I was insanely proud of him.
It was insanely proud of him. Wait to stand your ground,
little man. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
(31:26):
And I have watched him have problems when he's tried
to gut it down as well gagging it. I'm not
defending people who are super picky eaters. We all have
to gut through things we don't like from time to time.
I will say this, though, I think a lot of
this is genetic. My kids were raised the exact same
(31:50):
One kid loves them, the other one does not. My
sister and I she's a great eater. I'm more on
the Luke side. We were raised the exact same same house,
same parents, same rules. I think a lot of picky
eating is simply genetic, and people you consider to be
picky eaters can't do anything about it. I don't know
(32:14):
how you merge that world with just letting them eat
with whatever they want. You don't want that either. Part
of life is eating crappy things. It's the way it is.
But that's my thoughts on it. Also, Trump said this
about Madure, but he's.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
A violent guy and he's killed millions of people. He's tortured.
They have a torture chamber in the middle of Caracas
that they're closing up. But he's tortured people. And now
what they do, the radical left, they actually have people,
and it's hard to get them. They're all pay people.
Most of these people are paid. You know they're paid
(32:47):
when they have brand new, beautiful printed signs by like
the highest quality printer, and.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You have a woman.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Huh, free Maduro. And the sign is before we even
did the attack. Free Maduro. Why do you want him free?
I don't know, but he should be free. Oh she
reads a sign not wrong. Well that's what.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I'm all paid for. Now let's do it.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And now he has a headline.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Why you know the thing headlines? We didn't get to
globalize the Intifada. Zoorron Mamdani cuts the NYPD out of
mayoral briefings put in place after nine to eleven. It
truly is going to be some very very tough years
(33:37):
for New York City. I don't know when I'll be back.
I don't know if I'll be back. You know, it's
really sad. The last two times I was there and
I tried to link up with a buddy and his
wife was when I was there with my wife, they said,
all come down and meet you. My wife won't come
into the city anymore. These are lifelong New Yorkers. They're
already saying, oh, I'm out. Uh oh. Maduro's Nike track
(34:00):
back suit sold out hours after his handcuff picks go viral. Chris,
I want to be a tracksuit guy. I feel like
a tracksuit is just a comfortable way, a more stylish
way to wear sweatpants. And I feel like I could
be a tracksuit guy, you know, you know. Michigan Senate
(34:20):
candidate Abdul l said compared an Oklahoma ban on Sharia
law to the trail of tears. No way, you mean
an Islamist trying to do evil things, tried to use
the Civil Rights era racism stuff to cover up his
horrible ideas. Nah, it's not like that's a tactic. They've
(34:43):
used us. Lng X sports set new records in twenty
twenty five. Remember that the Biden White House banned lng
EX Sports. And I say the Biden White House because
Joe Biden signed the executive order and then we found
out later he didn't even know what he had signed
because he just sat there drooling on himself. All right,
(35:04):
we're gonna come back tomorrow. Who knows what the news
will bring. I promise we'll have some more fun, all right,
that's all
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