January 9, 2026 • 35 mins
Why is ICE hanging around one place for so long? How extraction operations work. The controlled opposition. Do we really have a majority? The vast amount of money that was flown out of Minneapolis.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnficent
magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, Chris, I have
no idea why we played the opening of the show
music for the final what Chris? What? Because you're just
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happy to be back from New Year's I guess that
makes sense, Chris, although not really at all. I was
just trying to be nice. Either way, we have a
great final hour for you. I'm gonna get through as
many questions as I can. Shall we begin right now?
Let's do it. We have to motor Jesse, explain how
ice operations work. Why is there a large presence of
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officers in any given area for an extended period of time?
One would think these are stealthy, low profile extractions. Okay,
so I'm gonna do something I only know a little
bit about a little bit, just from friends I have
in that industry, and so I'll tell you just what
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I know. But also keep in mind, even if I
knew a lot, we don't want to put that information
out there. For instance, this administration has been very good
about tightening up leaks from the Pentagon from other places
because the government's full of communists subversives who will leak
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out critical information. So ICE. When ICE does a big
surge anywhere, they oftentimes almost every time, they have not
announced it ahead of time. They just show up. You
don't put out a press release, Hey we're coming to
Minneapolis next week. Guy, They don't do that in general.
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Here's what they're trying to do. First, we have to
understand that ICE is working currently with very very very
limited manpower. Years and years and years of both parties
gutting ICE while opening up your border and bringing foreigners
into your country resulted in just a short while ago,
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there were only about three thousand ICE agents in total
for the United States of America who were responsible for
going out and deporting people. The whole all of ICE
was like six thousand. Now it's not that number anymore
because the Trump administration is obsessively trying to expand their
numbers by over one hundred thousand. So they're trying to
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beef this force up. That's what they say. Well that's
not what they say. They're trying to beef the force up.
But let's we have to understand that part of this,
right off the bat, there aren't one hundred thousand ICE agents.
There's not five hundred thousand ICE agents. It's not that
many of them. Okay, well, let's operate off of the
number three thousand, just for now. Let's operate off of
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that number. Now, I'm the Trump administration. I have promised
mass deportations, and from what we see, they mean it.
They're trying everywhere they can. They're dumping bad immigration judges.
They're trying. But I have limited resources. What that means
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is I have to try to make the most out
of the least. I got three thousand guys. Therefore, I
have to find the highest concentrated areas of illegals in
the country. That's hard, isn't it, And it is difficult,
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But they do have a little feather in their cap.
It's all the Democrat cities, it's all the sanctuary cities.
Illegals are not stupid, well, some of them are, but
illegals are not stupid, especially the ones. So many of
these guys are on the run from the law and
their home country. If you're some scumbag serial rapist from
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Guatemala in the United States of America, are you going
to hide out in a red town in Montana somewhere. Now,
you'll probably get shot by one of the fellow citizens.
If not, local law enforcement will simply find you and
turn you over to the Feds. But these dirtball Democrats
who run America's blue cities, they come out and they'll
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publicly brag, Hey, no one's gonna turn you in. Here,
you have a safe place. Here, We'll get you some welfare.
How about a free hotel room. Where are you going
to go? Plus, if you're a criminal of any kind, thief,
a rapist, a murderer, what area, what kind of area
is the best place for you to commit crimes? Let's
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say you're a thief. What's a big city? A big city,
maybe one that's gotten a little lax on crime run
by Democrats democ who've declared the city to be a
sanctuary city. Long story short, these big cities have put
the target on their own back. The Trump administration knows
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that's where you're going to find highly concentrated areas of illegals,
so they will scout. Pause for this again. I was
not some Special Operations super ninja guy like Clay Martin
or BK or one of these guys. So I don't
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ever want to pretend like I was one of those guys.
I was a very dumb, average four year grunt marine,
all right. However, I do know enough of those guys
and know enough about things to know this. When it
comes to snatching up a local warlord, a local terrorist leader,
Let's say the plan is to go kidnap him. Remember
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you want to snatch him, you don't necessarily want to
kill him. Most of the time you get information out
of guys. You kidnap the guy you shoot in the
head don't give you any information. What do we see
in the Hollywood movies? What do we like to read
books about. We like to read books about the two
Am raid, where they're chucking flash bangs in the door
and snatching people up and zip tying them and throwing
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them in the back of vands. But before a door
was ever kicked in, before a flash bang was ever
thrown into a room, people in intelligence were gathering information
and creating a target package on that individual. It would
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be it would be less detailed, i should say, than,
for instance, what we did with Maduro. But do you
remember I'm not gonna play it for it. Do you
remember what Raisin Caane, that wonderful general. Do you remember
what he said when he gave the press conference after
we snatched at Maduro. Remember that he said it was
months and months and months of work that we had
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people on the ground, people on the ground who were
creating files on Maduro about his pets, about his habits.
Where did he sleep, where did he drive? Where did
he you're coming up with a package, you're figuring out.
You find out everything you can about the guy's life,
You lay it out in front of you, and then
you come up with a plan from there. Okay, how
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do we get him? Where do we get him? On
a much much, much less intricate level than that, That's
how it works when it comes to ice operations. Where
do we have a high concentration of illegals, criminally legals
while they're all criminals? Okay, Minneapolis, Okay, good, there we
go Minneapolis. Let's identify some of the worst guys in Minneapolis. Okay,
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we got ten guys. There would be more than that,
but we got ten guys. All right, So we got Pedro,
Julio Achbar and we got our list of ten guys.
Now tell me about them. Need intelligence on them? I
want to know where they sleep. I want to know
where they eat, I want to know where they hang
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out with, who they hang out with. And one last
little tidbit, we'll move on and do something else. That
who you hang out with thing. You ever watched a
mob movie or a mob documentary. Maybe you've seen The Godfather.
That's a great one. You've seen The Godfather. Remember that
scene in the wedding at I think it's the beginning
of the movie. There's a wedding, the Godfather's daughter's getting married.
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There's wedding, and there's an FBI guy in the parking
lot snapping pictures of people, and more specifically, if I
remember right, he was snapping pictures of license plates. A
great tool law enforcement uses to find other bad guys
is they simply find the guys the bad guy hangs
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out with. So if I have a target package on
Somali and Akbar dude in Minneapolis, I don't want to
just snatch him up the first night. I want to
know who he's hanging out with. Hey, who are these
guys he's hung up? He's hung out with these three
guys the last four nights. Somebody give me some information
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on these guys. Who are these guys? What are these
guys doing? So I identified one guy, that one guy,
it can turn into ten twenty guys soon. Instead of
snatching up one guy, I'm grabbing entire criminal networks. It
takes time. This actually comes back to something that federal
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investigator emailed in earlier about the time. These things are
not instant. We see the football game on Sunday, as
I've explained it before. We see the running and the throwing,
and the blocking and the taffling and the lights. But
we don't see any of the weightlifting. We don't see
any of the time in the film room. We don't
see any of this or that or that training about
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nutrition that. We don't see any of those things we
see now everyone has it internet video of ICE agents
throwing people in the back of cars, ICE agents doing operations.
We don't see any of the backstory that took place
before they got there. That is as vague as I
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can possibly make it while still explaining that's how it works.
It takes a lot of time, a lot of effort,
a lot of manpower to put these things together. All right,
all right, socks and dress codes. Next, this is the
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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a Wonderful Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday. Email your
questions in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse.
Almost every piece of clothing gets better and more comfortable
the more you wear it. Everything accepts socks. The first
time you put on socks, they are the most glory
comfortable things ever. Gosh, that's so true. After just a
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couple washes, almost pure trash, immediate degradation. You say not
to cheap out on footwear. How do you manage your
sock rotation? Do you splurge on expensive ones or keep
a ton of cheaper ones you treat as disposable? All right,
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there are three things, As I've said many times, You
don't ever go cheap on ever anything you put on
your feet. Don't go cheap on your tires. Your life,
the lives of others, depends on Buy good tires. Spend
the money on good tires. And you're betting you spend
the third of your life in bed. It's not like
you have to buy it often. Get good betting. Let's
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go back to your feet. Your feet are everything everything
I'm huge on shoes. In fact, let me go ahead
and give an endorsement of something. No, they're not a
partner of the show, and I really hope they're not
a dirtball comedy company. I recently had a very heartbreaking goodbye.
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I had to say goodbye to my Sorrels s O. R. E. L. Sorrels.
Four or five years ago. We were going off on
a vacation. We like active vacations. We're not sit around
on the beach people. We like to walk around. We
like to see things. We put miles on our feet
on vacations. Bob got everyone in the family. Sorrels. Now
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sorrels are expensive. I remember right, there were two hundred dollars.
I don't think I've ever owned a two hundred dollars
pair of shoes in my life. Even my work boots
weren't two hundred bucks. Okay. I even threw a little
bit of a fit, but I wanted to adhere to
my own standards, and I said, okay, I'll try. I
I'd never had sorrels in my life. I don't have
any idea how many miles I put on those sorrels.
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They're the greatest piece of footwear I have ever owned
in my life. Miles and miles miles. Sometimes on concrete cobblestone,
feet feel great at the end of the day, warm
enough for the winter, but not so hot your feet
are sweating. Recently I told you we went to New York. Finally,
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I don't know how many miles these things had on them.
Finally I could tell. At the end of the day
my calves were a little sore, and I thought, Wow,
they're finally done. They're finally done. I got home. I
had a little ceremony for him, just me and my
sourels in the garage, and then I threw them in
the trash can. And you know what I did after that,
I walked inside, I picked up my phone, I went
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on Sorels website and ordered another pair immediately, immediately. That
is one of the great endorsements of foot where I
can never do again. It's not some show advertiser. I
just want you to know. Greatest friggin thing ever shoes
I will spend the money on. So will I will
own a pair of Sourels every day for the rest
of my life if I can. You never know when
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you're gonna fall on hard times socks. Maybe there is
some fancy pair of socks that exist that will last longer.
I've never found them. I've never spent big money on socks.
But you know what, my rotation is once a year,
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about once a year. Maybe it's ones every two years,
but about once a year. And I don't have fancy socks.
I wear tennis shoes or cowboy boots or soorro boots
or something. They're all white. I think every pair of
socks I own is white. I have one or two
pairs of dress socks. But I go and I just
get a pack of socks. It's not like I get
the cheapest ones humanly possible, but I try to rotate
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my socks out Jesse. Is there no middle dress code
for politicians? Fetterman's war or Fetterman wore hoodies, which was
at least relatable. But Krockett looks like she has feathers
glued to her eyes, and Schumer just looks like a
dork with those glasses on the tip of his nose.
None of these folks look good in suits. Give them pointers.
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I don't have any fashion pointers for anybody, because I
have no fashion sense. Whatsoever. But I'll say this about
the group of freaks we have in Congress. No matter
how they dress, no matter how they talk, the uncomfortable
truth is they're in accurate reflection of their district. They're
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there to remember, that's their job. They're representatives, the House
of Representatives. They are there to represent the people of
their districts. And so you take Jasmine Crockett. I don't
like her. She's ghetto, she's dumb, she's okay, that's your money.
If you went driving through Jasmine Crockett's district, you'd see
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a lot of people who look like Jasmine Crockett. You'd
hear a lot of people who talk like Jasmine Crockett.
Guarantee the good ones too. Uh, who's one? I like
Tim Burchett, Tim Burchett at Tennessee. I love Tim, great dude,
Tim Burchett. You drive through Tim Burchett's district, you bet
you're gonna see a lot of people who look like
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Tim Burchett, dress like Tim Burchett, talk like Tim Burchett.
We don't like. We don't like that because nobody likes
to look in the mirror and see a big old
pimple on the end of their nose. Nobody likes to
look in the mirror and see something back that doesn't
look good. So no one likes when I say this,
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But it's true, Congress, It's an accurate reflection of us,
and that freaking horrible It's an accurate reflection of us.
That one old hag which what's her name, Rosa de Layer,
the de Laura or something like that, Rosa de Laura,
the one who colors her hair purple and acts like
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a general freak at all times. Go drive through her district?
Who is this woman? How could they elect this woman?
She represents her district quite well. We don't like it,
Maxine Waters, How could I? She represents her district quite well?
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Is what it is? All right, We'll do some more
of these things. Now, let's talk about the Save Act?
Why could we pass the Save Act? Are there good NGOs?
All that and more? Hang on, This is a Jesse
Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. If you miss
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any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Jesse Welcome back, Believe it
or not. You were missed, all right, I wanted to
know your thoughts on getting the Save Act passed. Do
you think this will ever happen? I assume they would
need to nuke the philibuster? All right, so the Save ad.
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Let's make sure everybody has to show an ID to
vote things like that. That sounds great, and it's not
that it sounds great. It is great. It's crazy that
that isn't already law. But that's not already law. But
let's talk reality, because we hear a lot of nuke
the philibus to this, we have to nuke the philibuster.
Nuke the philibuster?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
How many times have we discussed that there is a
shrinking cabal of go peers Republicans in the House and
the Senate. They are there not to fight for you,
not to fight democrats. They know how to pretend to
fight for you, they know how to kind of fight democrats,
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but they are there in reality to put their foot
in the door any time there's an opportunity to truly
slam it on communism in this country. For instance, let's
take a Lindsey Graham for the Lindsay is a great
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example of this Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham is going to
vote for a tax cut. He's going to vote for
you to pay less than taxes. Now I like that?
Do you like that? Lindsey Graham is going to vote
for a border wall if there was, If there was
a vote to put up a border wall, Lindsey Graham
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would vote for that. Lindsey Graham, pick pick ten issues.
He'll vote with you, and vote with you, and vote
with you and vote. Yeah, go Lindsay you're getting them.
Remember remember the Kavanaugh hearings. Remember when they were trying
to destroy Brett Kavanaugh's life and take take Brett Kavanaugh out.
Do you remember who our loudest warrior was for our
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side in the Kavanaugh hearings? It was Lindsey Graham. Lindsey
Graham has never had that much love from the right
because he was loudly slapping the communists around every single
day and defending Brett Kavanaugh. He had all kinds of
people on the right defending him. Whoa Lindsey Graham. The
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people were saying things like what happened to Lindsey Graham? Wow,
Lindsey Graham is the best. But if there was a
vote tomorrow to stop foreign barbarians completely from coming into
the United States of America, Lindsey Graham would vote against it.
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Do you know why, because foreign barbarians coming into America
that's what truly fuels the Democrat Party. So Lindsey Graham
controlled opposition is really what he is. He's gonna give
you and me a little win here, in a little
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wind there, and he'll do it loudly too, so we
see him and we applaud. But then, right at that critical,
critical moment when it absolutely matters the most, Lindsey Graham,
Lindsey Graham is gonna screw us over he does it.
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Here's a good example. Let's say I walk out back
and there's possum poop all over my yard. I have
possum poop all over my yard. It's freaking nightmare. I
don't want the dog eating it. The dog's gonna get sick.
Just so what do I do? I tell the boys?
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Boys take care of the possum poop problem. Now, they
love possums, they don't want to hurt a possum, but
Dad has given them strict orders to take care of
the possum poop problem. So what are they gonna do.
They're gonna go out there, they're gonna clean up all
the possum poop. Maybe they're gonna go out every single
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day and clean up the possum poop. And I've handed
them twenty two They got a rifle, they got everything
they need. But never one time does one of them
simply pick up a rifle and shoot the friggin possum. Never,
thus ensuring, no matter what they do, my possum poop
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problem will continue forever. Because the truth is they want
to placate me. They want to make Dad happy, just
happy enough, but they don't want to do what Dad
actually once done, and that's create a permanent solution to
the possum poop problem. The possum poop problem, that's Republicans, well,
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not all of them, that's not fair, but there is
a small cabal of Republicans in Washington, DC who do
this all the time. It's why when Barack Obama still president,
sure to veto a Republicans voted to repeal Obamacare seven times,
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not just one time, seven times, and they did it loudly.
Right Obamacare's going down, and they ran for reelection on it.
Vote for me and we'll repeal Obamacare, and we're gonna
repeal Obamacare. Vote for obamacares going down. Finally, twenty sixteen,
Donald Trump gets elected. We have the House, we have
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the Senate, we have the presidency. Now they can actually
repeal Obamacare. B fails. I'm sorry. I don't want to
nuke the filibuster because I don't trust that we have
fifty one Republican senators that would pass anything that would
truly destroy communism in this country. And the only reason
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you would ever want to actually nuke the philibuster is
if you have a plan in place to permanently necap
your political opposition. If you have that plan in place,
nuke the filibuster. Pass things like voter ID, a moratorium
on all immigration, things like that, and yes, go ahead,
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nuke it. No one's been able to present to me
a plan that fifty one find me, the plan that
Lisa Murkowski of Alaska's going to vote for. You know
who else will screw us over. Here's someone else who
has mastered this game. John Kennedy, Senator from Louisiana. I
bet you hate Bill Cassidy, don't you. He's the other senator,
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the GOP senator from Louisiana. He's a fairly open weasel.
Not John Kennedy, though, because John Kennedy understands how to
play the game a little bit better. Cassidy looks like
a weasel. Is a freaking weasel. John Kennedy's got this
funny accent, and he'll drop a couple zingers. Zingers. By
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the way, he always stole all those lines. Every joke
John Kennedy MA is a joke I've heard a thousand
times before. But if you don't pay attention to jokes,
you think he came up with it. I'm not saying
she's the dumbest person on earth, but she better hope
the dumbest person doesn't die and everyone sits back. Where
does he come up with that? I've heard that joke
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eight thousand freaking times in my life. He stole it
from somebody, he went on Fox News. He gave it
to you so everybody would hoot and holler and how
I love Kennedy. And then he goes and votes to
screw us over every single time. That's a man who's
mastered it right there. So No, I do not believe
we will pass the Save Act. I do not believe
you have fifty one senators who actually want to solve problems.
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I know some do. I think you have a lot
of senators that pretend to want to solve problems. Jesse,
you are our favorite radio show and especially love your
history segment. My wife is hopeless, hopelessly addicted to conservative
media and it's convinced that all nonprofits in NGOs are evil?
Are there any good and nonprofits? Says I can lose
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use his name. His name is Dennis Okay, Well one.
I love that your wife is a cynic. I love
that you're a hopeful person. There's always a great that's
a great balance. It's a great balance. There. There are
absolutely good nonprofits. There just aren't that many of them.
And you should probably start distrusting a nonprofit when it
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gets too big. And that's not to say that all
the big ones are bad. But the more the bigger
it gets, that's the more money that's going to come in.
The more money that comes in, that's more more things
to to manage, more people. You're gonna have to add
more people, You're gonna have to add larger facilities. You're
gonna have to and all that stuff's fine. A bigger
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organization can do larger amounts of good. That is fine.
I'm not criticizing the big ones. But when you expand
like that, your expansion is going to be make you
more ripe for corruption. That's all all right. One segment left,
Tim Walls, Christmas and more hang.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
On the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
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email us over the weekend. We got Medal of Honor
Monday coming up on Monday, and we have a bunch
of other stuff planned for you next week. That's a
total I have no idea what we're gonna do next week,
but either way we'll play it by here. Email the
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show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, in
the name of a Jess mershful gun. Just send us
an email, Hey, Jesse. I keep thinking how fast Tim
Walls went down when the fraud got uncovered. It's like
in Goodfellas after after the Louftanza heist, when they wax
Stacks immediately for leaving the van behind. It's very similar
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to what happened Tim Walls, Didn't I say, I keep
on saying resigned. He didn't resign. He's still governor. He
should resign. He decided he's not running for re election.
Tim Wallas got a phone call. That's how that works.
Tim Walls got a phone call. Remember how bad this
looks for the state of Minnesota. In fact, I'll play
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a couple things here. This is from the local news.
Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Another sobering report by the Office of the Legislative Auditor,
This one concerning the Behavioral Health Administration within the Department
of Human Services, which issues grants to providers treating mental
health and drug and alcohol addiction hundreds of millions of
dollars each year. The audit found them issuing grants to
applicants without a bidding process. One outrageous example, the auditors
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found a grantee that was paid six hundred and seventy
two thousand dollars for one month of work without any
info on what they do, and the audit says the
grant manager who paid it then left DHS a couple
days later and became a paid consultant for that company.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
To me, that's criminal.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Auditor Judy Randall says she was most shocked that during
the audit. Multiple DHS managers backdated or created new documents
to try to cover their tracks.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Minnesota, people are going to go to prison. The communists
have controlled that place for so long that they just
started looting the treasury without covering their tracks anymore. So
comfortable in their power for so long, Like the mafioso
who works for twenty years in crime, and finally he's
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so untouchable, has so many judges and cops in his pocket,
he's never gone to prison for an extended period of time.
He starts texting people and talking on the phone. He
just got so careless after so long that eventually he's
going to burn. Listen to this. This is from John Solomon.
Listen to this. I'm telling you right now. I'm not
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saying he's gone, but I would not be at all
surprised if Tim Walls ended up in federal prison. What's
been going on in Minnesota is Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
The amount of money that these Somali couriers took out
of the Minneapolis airport with the TSA flagging it daily
was ninety nine times larger than all the cash that
was declared in luggage going out of New York's JFK
International Airport, one of the busiest international airports in America,
ninety nine times more than what flies out of Dallas,
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ninety more ninety percent more than what was flown out
of Seattle, which is the most common airport for people
to go to Asia from. This was an abnormally high
amount of cash being stuffed in the luggage being detected
every day by the TSA, because by the way the
couriers told they declared the money. They would say, hey,
we've got a million bucks in a suitcase, which you
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have to do to get in through the airport, and
nobody in the Biden administration thought it was unusual that
a million bucks of cash was moving in luggage out
of the country out of Minneapolu every day, way more
than any other airport in America at the time. This
is I think the second end of this welfare scan,
which is where was this money going after it was defrauded?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
You know what that reminds me of, Like any dude,
I'm obsessed with drug kingpins and stuff like that, just
learning about them. I don't want to be one, trust me.
That reminds me of the stories I've read a million
times about Pablo escobar, and they're drug mules where you'd
get some drug mules, usually young ladies, but it could
take the form of anything. And they're they're swallowing baggies
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of heroin and then they get where they're going, they
have to puke it up. But then they of course
have to bring the money back home, so they're finding
ways to strap millions of dollars to their thighs and
things like that. Ninety nine times more cash going through
Minneapolis than New York City. I know, Minneapolis is a
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big city. Minneapolis financially and people wise, isn't a bug
on New York City's rear end. Ninety nine times these
people have been pillaging, pillaging Minnesota while Tim Walls was governor.
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Now also consider this, Tim Walls is only governor because
the Somali community of Minnesota voted in a block to
put him there. How many times this week have we
discussed how transactional the relationship is. Tim Walls gets elected.
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Tim Walls gets elected by the Somali community. The Somali
community has a unique affinity for fraud and theft. What
are they going to demand in return? Hey, Tim, you
get to live in the governor's mansion in return. We
need what now? I bet you as more information comes out,
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I bet you Tim Walls ends up in handcuffs. I
would not be surprised at all. It's really, really, really bad,
and I'm excited for it. But that might be the chalk. Honestly,
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And now here's a headline. Why go you know this?
You know the thing? Emails we didn't get to you men,
you whisper My mom made Tater taught casserole over the
Christmas season, and I hadn't ate it for years. It
was so delicious. What are your thoughts? I am a
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potato casserole freak of any kind. It is fantastic. I
love it. My mom even makes a good one, and
my mom isn't even that good of a cook. Just
start throwing it, what, Chris, Just start throwing in potatoes
and onions and all kinds of cheeses, and if you're
a bold human being, some jalapenos. It's one of the
only good cast roles out there. Oracle, I'm hearing rumors
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that welfare fraud investigation is starting in California. There's not
a rumor it has begun in California. Remember what we
just discussed in Minnesota. What if there was a state
that's been further to the left for longer without any accountability.
Who knows how many people are going to go to
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prison by the time this administration is over. Now, put
your phone away. We will reconvene on Monday.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnficent
magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, Chris, I have
no idea why we played the opening of the show
music for the final what Chris? What? Because you're just
(00:35):
happy to be back from New Year's I guess that
makes sense, Chris, although not really at all. I was
just trying to be nice. Either way, we have a
great final hour for you. I'm gonna get through as
many questions as I can. Shall we begin right now?
Let's do it. We have to motor Jesse, explain how
ice operations work. Why is there a large presence of
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officers in any given area for an extended period of time?
One would think these are stealthy, low profile extractions. Okay,
so I'm gonna do something I only know a little
bit about a little bit, just from friends I have
in that industry, and so I'll tell you just what
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I know. But also keep in mind, even if I
knew a lot, we don't want to put that information
out there. For instance, this administration has been very good
about tightening up leaks from the Pentagon from other places
because the government's full of communists subversives who will leak
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out critical information. So ICE. When ICE does a big
surge anywhere, they oftentimes almost every time, they have not
announced it ahead of time. They just show up. You
don't put out a press release, Hey we're coming to
Minneapolis next week. Guy, They don't do that in general.
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Here's what they're trying to do. First, we have to
understand that ICE is working currently with very very very
limited manpower. Years and years and years of both parties
gutting ICE while opening up your border and bringing foreigners
into your country resulted in just a short while ago,
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there were only about three thousand ICE agents in total
for the United States of America who were responsible for
going out and deporting people. The whole all of ICE
was like six thousand. Now it's not that number anymore
because the Trump administration is obsessively trying to expand their
numbers by over one hundred thousand. So they're trying to
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beef this force up. That's what they say. Well that's
not what they say. They're trying to beef the force up.
But let's we have to understand that part of this,
right off the bat, there aren't one hundred thousand ICE agents.
There's not five hundred thousand ICE agents. It's not that
many of them. Okay, well, let's operate off of the
number three thousand, just for now. Let's operate off of
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that number. Now, I'm the Trump administration. I have promised
mass deportations, and from what we see, they mean it.
They're trying everywhere they can. They're dumping bad immigration judges.
They're trying. But I have limited resources. What that means
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is I have to try to make the most out
of the least. I got three thousand guys. Therefore, I
have to find the highest concentrated areas of illegals in
the country. That's hard, isn't it, And it is difficult,
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But they do have a little feather in their cap.
It's all the Democrat cities, it's all the sanctuary cities.
Illegals are not stupid, well, some of them are, but
illegals are not stupid, especially the ones. So many of
these guys are on the run from the law and
their home country. If you're some scumbag serial rapist from
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Guatemala in the United States of America, are you going
to hide out in a red town in Montana somewhere. Now,
you'll probably get shot by one of the fellow citizens.
If not, local law enforcement will simply find you and
turn you over to the Feds. But these dirtball Democrats
who run America's blue cities, they come out and they'll
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publicly brag, Hey, no one's gonna turn you in. Here,
you have a safe place. Here, We'll get you some welfare.
How about a free hotel room. Where are you going
to go? Plus, if you're a criminal of any kind, thief,
a rapist, a murderer, what area, what kind of area
is the best place for you to commit crimes? Let's
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say you're a thief. What's a big city? A big city,
maybe one that's gotten a little lax on crime run
by Democrats democ who've declared the city to be a
sanctuary city. Long story short, these big cities have put
the target on their own back. The Trump administration knows
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that's where you're going to find highly concentrated areas of illegals,
so they will scout. Pause for this again. I was
not some Special Operations super ninja guy like Clay Martin
or BK or one of these guys. So I don't
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ever want to pretend like I was one of those guys.
I was a very dumb, average four year grunt marine,
all right. However, I do know enough of those guys
and know enough about things to know this. When it
comes to snatching up a local warlord, a local terrorist leader,
Let's say the plan is to go kidnap him. Remember
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you want to snatch him, you don't necessarily want to
kill him. Most of the time you get information out
of guys. You kidnap the guy you shoot in the
head don't give you any information. What do we see
in the Hollywood movies? What do we like to read
books about. We like to read books about the two
Am raid, where they're chucking flash bangs in the door
and snatching people up and zip tying them and throwing
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them in the back of vands. But before a door
was ever kicked in, before a flash bang was ever
thrown into a room, people in intelligence were gathering information
and creating a target package on that individual. It would
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be it would be less detailed, i should say, than,
for instance, what we did with Maduro. But do you
remember I'm not gonna play it for it. Do you
remember what Raisin Caane, that wonderful general. Do you remember
what he said when he gave the press conference after
we snatched at Maduro. Remember that he said it was
months and months and months of work that we had
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people on the ground, people on the ground who were
creating files on Maduro about his pets, about his habits.
Where did he sleep, where did he drive? Where did
he you're coming up with a package, you're figuring out.
You find out everything you can about the guy's life,
You lay it out in front of you, and then
you come up with a plan from there. Okay, how
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do we get him? Where do we get him? On
a much much, much less intricate level than that, That's
how it works when it comes to ice operations. Where
do we have a high concentration of illegals, criminally legals
while they're all criminals? Okay, Minneapolis, Okay, good, there we
go Minneapolis. Let's identify some of the worst guys in Minneapolis. Okay,
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we got ten guys. There would be more than that,
but we got ten guys. All right, So we got Pedro,
Julio Achbar and we got our list of ten guys.
Now tell me about them. Need intelligence on them? I
want to know where they sleep. I want to know
where they eat, I want to know where they hang
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out with, who they hang out with. And one last
little tidbit, we'll move on and do something else. That
who you hang out with thing. You ever watched a
mob movie or a mob documentary. Maybe you've seen The Godfather.
That's a great one. You've seen The Godfather. Remember that
scene in the wedding at I think it's the beginning
of the movie. There's a wedding, the Godfather's daughter's getting married.
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There's wedding, and there's an FBI guy in the parking
lot snapping pictures of people, and more specifically, if I
remember right, he was snapping pictures of license plates. A
great tool law enforcement uses to find other bad guys
is they simply find the guys the bad guy hangs
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out with. So if I have a target package on
Somali and Akbar dude in Minneapolis, I don't want to
just snatch him up the first night. I want to
know who he's hanging out with. Hey, who are these
guys he's hung up? He's hung out with these three
guys the last four nights. Somebody give me some information
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on these guys. Who are these guys? What are these
guys doing? So I identified one guy, that one guy,
it can turn into ten twenty guys soon. Instead of
snatching up one guy, I'm grabbing entire criminal networks. It
takes time. This actually comes back to something that federal
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investigator emailed in earlier about the time. These things are
not instant. We see the football game on Sunday, as
I've explained it before. We see the running and the throwing,
and the blocking and the taffling and the lights. But
we don't see any of the weightlifting. We don't see
any of the time in the film room. We don't
see any of this or that or that training about
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nutrition that. We don't see any of those things we
see now everyone has it internet video of ICE agents
throwing people in the back of cars, ICE agents doing operations.
We don't see any of the backstory that took place
before they got there. That is as vague as I
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can possibly make it while still explaining that's how it works.
It takes a lot of time, a lot of effort,
a lot of manpower to put these things together. All right,
all right, socks and dress codes. Next, this is the
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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a Wonderful Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday. Email your
questions in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse.
Almost every piece of clothing gets better and more comfortable
the more you wear it. Everything accepts socks. The first
time you put on socks, they are the most glory
comfortable things ever. Gosh, that's so true. After just a
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couple washes, almost pure trash, immediate degradation. You say not
to cheap out on footwear. How do you manage your
sock rotation? Do you splurge on expensive ones or keep
a ton of cheaper ones you treat as disposable? All right,
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there are three things, As I've said many times, You
don't ever go cheap on ever anything you put on
your feet. Don't go cheap on your tires. Your life,
the lives of others, depends on Buy good tires. Spend
the money on good tires. And you're betting you spend
the third of your life in bed. It's not like
you have to buy it often. Get good betting. Let's
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go back to your feet. Your feet are everything everything
I'm huge on shoes. In fact, let me go ahead
and give an endorsement of something. No, they're not a
partner of the show, and I really hope they're not
a dirtball comedy company. I recently had a very heartbreaking goodbye.
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I had to say goodbye to my Sorrels s O. R. E. L. Sorrels.
Four or five years ago. We were going off on
a vacation. We like active vacations. We're not sit around
on the beach people. We like to walk around. We
like to see things. We put miles on our feet
on vacations. Bob got everyone in the family. Sorrels. Now
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sorrels are expensive. I remember right, there were two hundred dollars.
I don't think I've ever owned a two hundred dollars
pair of shoes in my life. Even my work boots
weren't two hundred bucks. Okay. I even threw a little
bit of a fit, but I wanted to adhere to
my own standards, and I said, okay, I'll try. I
I'd never had sorrels in my life. I don't have
any idea how many miles I put on those sorrels.
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They're the greatest piece of footwear I have ever owned
in my life. Miles and miles miles. Sometimes on concrete cobblestone,
feet feel great at the end of the day, warm
enough for the winter, but not so hot your feet
are sweating. Recently I told you we went to New York. Finally,
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I don't know how many miles these things had on them.
Finally I could tell. At the end of the day
my calves were a little sore, and I thought, Wow,
they're finally done. They're finally done. I got home. I
had a little ceremony for him, just me and my
sourels in the garage, and then I threw them in
the trash can. And you know what I did after that,
I walked inside, I picked up my phone, I went
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on Sorels website and ordered another pair immediately, immediately. That
is one of the great endorsements of foot where I
can never do again. It's not some show advertiser. I
just want you to know. Greatest friggin thing ever shoes
I will spend the money on. So will I will
own a pair of Sourels every day for the rest
of my life if I can. You never know when
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you're gonna fall on hard times socks. Maybe there is
some fancy pair of socks that exist that will last longer.
I've never found them. I've never spent big money on socks.
But you know what, my rotation is once a year,
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about once a year. Maybe it's ones every two years,
but about once a year. And I don't have fancy socks.
I wear tennis shoes or cowboy boots or soorro boots
or something. They're all white. I think every pair of
socks I own is white. I have one or two
pairs of dress socks. But I go and I just
get a pack of socks. It's not like I get
the cheapest ones humanly possible, but I try to rotate
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my socks out Jesse. Is there no middle dress code
for politicians? Fetterman's war or Fetterman wore hoodies, which was
at least relatable. But Krockett looks like she has feathers
glued to her eyes, and Schumer just looks like a
dork with those glasses on the tip of his nose.
None of these folks look good in suits. Give them pointers.
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I don't have any fashion pointers for anybody, because I
have no fashion sense. Whatsoever. But I'll say this about
the group of freaks we have in Congress. No matter
how they dress, no matter how they talk, the uncomfortable
truth is they're in accurate reflection of their district. They're
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there to remember, that's their job. They're representatives, the House
of Representatives. They are there to represent the people of
their districts. And so you take Jasmine Crockett. I don't
like her. She's ghetto, she's dumb, she's okay, that's your money.
If you went driving through Jasmine Crockett's district, you'd see
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a lot of people who look like Jasmine Crockett. You'd
hear a lot of people who talk like Jasmine Crockett.
Guarantee the good ones too. Uh, who's one? I like
Tim Burchett, Tim Burchett at Tennessee. I love Tim, great dude,
Tim Burchett. You drive through Tim Burchett's district, you bet
you're gonna see a lot of people who look like
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Tim Burchett, dress like Tim Burchett, talk like Tim Burchett.
We don't like. We don't like that because nobody likes
to look in the mirror and see a big old
pimple on the end of their nose. Nobody likes to
look in the mirror and see something back that doesn't
look good. So no one likes when I say this,
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But it's true, Congress, It's an accurate reflection of us,
and that freaking horrible It's an accurate reflection of us.
That one old hag which what's her name, Rosa de Layer,
the de Laura or something like that, Rosa de Laura,
the one who colors her hair purple and acts like
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a general freak at all times. Go drive through her district?
Who is this woman? How could they elect this woman?
She represents her district quite well. We don't like it,
Maxine Waters, How could I? She represents her district quite well?
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Is what it is? All right, We'll do some more
of these things. Now, let's talk about the Save Act?
Why could we pass the Save Act? Are there good NGOs?
All that and more? Hang on, This is a Jesse
Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. If you miss
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any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Jesse Welcome back, Believe it
or not. You were missed, all right, I wanted to
know your thoughts on getting the Save Act passed. Do
you think this will ever happen? I assume they would
need to nuke the philibuster? All right, so the Save ad.
(18:07):
Let's make sure everybody has to show an ID to
vote things like that. That sounds great, and it's not
that it sounds great. It is great. It's crazy that
that isn't already law. But that's not already law. But
let's talk reality, because we hear a lot of nuke
the philibus to this, we have to nuke the philibuster.
Nuke the philibuster?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
How many times have we discussed that there is a
shrinking cabal of go peers Republicans in the House and
the Senate. They are there not to fight for you,
not to fight democrats. They know how to pretend to
fight for you, they know how to kind of fight democrats,
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but they are there in reality to put their foot
in the door any time there's an opportunity to truly
slam it on communism in this country. For instance, let's
take a Lindsey Graham for the Lindsay is a great
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example of this Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham is going to
vote for a tax cut. He's going to vote for
you to pay less than taxes. Now I like that?
Do you like that? Lindsey Graham is going to vote
for a border wall if there was, If there was
a vote to put up a border wall, Lindsey Graham
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would vote for that. Lindsey Graham, pick pick ten issues.
He'll vote with you, and vote with you, and vote
with you and vote. Yeah, go Lindsay you're getting them.
Remember remember the Kavanaugh hearings. Remember when they were trying
to destroy Brett Kavanaugh's life and take take Brett Kavanaugh out.
Do you remember who our loudest warrior was for our
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side in the Kavanaugh hearings? It was Lindsey Graham. Lindsey
Graham has never had that much love from the right
because he was loudly slapping the communists around every single
day and defending Brett Kavanaugh. He had all kinds of
people on the right defending him. Whoa Lindsey Graham. The
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people were saying things like what happened to Lindsey Graham? Wow,
Lindsey Graham is the best. But if there was a
vote tomorrow to stop foreign barbarians completely from coming into
the United States of America, Lindsey Graham would vote against it.
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Do you know why, because foreign barbarians coming into America
that's what truly fuels the Democrat Party. So Lindsey Graham
controlled opposition is really what he is. He's gonna give
you and me a little win here, in a little
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wind there, and he'll do it loudly too, so we
see him and we applaud. But then, right at that critical,
critical moment when it absolutely matters the most, Lindsey Graham,
Lindsey Graham is gonna screw us over he does it.
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Here's a good example. Let's say I walk out back
and there's possum poop all over my yard. I have
possum poop all over my yard. It's freaking nightmare. I
don't want the dog eating it. The dog's gonna get sick.
Just so what do I do? I tell the boys?
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Boys take care of the possum poop problem. Now, they
love possums, they don't want to hurt a possum, but
Dad has given them strict orders to take care of
the possum poop problem. So what are they gonna do.
They're gonna go out there, they're gonna clean up all
the possum poop. Maybe they're gonna go out every single
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day and clean up the possum poop. And I've handed
them twenty two They got a rifle, they got everything
they need. But never one time does one of them
simply pick up a rifle and shoot the friggin possum. Never,
thus ensuring, no matter what they do, my possum poop
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problem will continue forever. Because the truth is they want
to placate me. They want to make Dad happy, just
happy enough, but they don't want to do what Dad
actually once done, and that's create a permanent solution to
the possum poop problem. The possum poop problem, that's Republicans, well,
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not all of them, that's not fair, but there is
a small cabal of Republicans in Washington, DC who do
this all the time. It's why when Barack Obama still president,
sure to veto a Republicans voted to repeal Obamacare seven times,
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not just one time, seven times, and they did it loudly.
Right Obamacare's going down, and they ran for reelection on it.
Vote for me and we'll repeal Obamacare, and we're gonna
repeal Obamacare. Vote for obamacares going down. Finally, twenty sixteen,
Donald Trump gets elected. We have the House, we have
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the Senate, we have the presidency. Now they can actually
repeal Obamacare. B fails. I'm sorry. I don't want to
nuke the filibuster because I don't trust that we have
fifty one Republican senators that would pass anything that would
truly destroy communism in this country. And the only reason
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you would ever want to actually nuke the philibuster is
if you have a plan in place to permanently necap
your political opposition. If you have that plan in place,
nuke the filibuster. Pass things like voter ID, a moratorium
on all immigration, things like that, and yes, go ahead,
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nuke it. No one's been able to present to me
a plan that fifty one find me, the plan that
Lisa Murkowski of Alaska's going to vote for. You know
who else will screw us over. Here's someone else who
has mastered this game. John Kennedy, Senator from Louisiana. I
bet you hate Bill Cassidy, don't you. He's the other senator,
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the GOP senator from Louisiana. He's a fairly open weasel.
Not John Kennedy, though, because John Kennedy understands how to
play the game a little bit better. Cassidy looks like
a weasel. Is a freaking weasel. John Kennedy's got this
funny accent, and he'll drop a couple zingers. Zingers. By
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the way, he always stole all those lines. Every joke
John Kennedy MA is a joke I've heard a thousand
times before. But if you don't pay attention to jokes,
you think he came up with it. I'm not saying
she's the dumbest person on earth, but she better hope
the dumbest person doesn't die and everyone sits back. Where
does he come up with that? I've heard that joke
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eight thousand freaking times in my life. He stole it
from somebody, he went on Fox News. He gave it
to you so everybody would hoot and holler and how
I love Kennedy. And then he goes and votes to
screw us over every single time. That's a man who's
mastered it right there. So No, I do not believe
we will pass the Save Act. I do not believe
you have fifty one senators who actually want to solve problems.
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I know some do. I think you have a lot
of senators that pretend to want to solve problems. Jesse,
you are our favorite radio show and especially love your
history segment. My wife is hopeless, hopelessly addicted to conservative
media and it's convinced that all nonprofits in NGOs are evil?
Are there any good and nonprofits? Says I can lose
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use his name. His name is Dennis Okay, Well one.
I love that your wife is a cynic. I love
that you're a hopeful person. There's always a great that's
a great balance. It's a great balance. There. There are
absolutely good nonprofits. There just aren't that many of them.
And you should probably start distrusting a nonprofit when it
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gets too big. And that's not to say that all
the big ones are bad. But the more the bigger
it gets, that's the more money that's going to come in.
The more money that comes in, that's more more things
to to manage, more people. You're gonna have to add
more people, You're gonna have to add larger facilities. You're
gonna have to and all that stuff's fine. A bigger
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organization can do larger amounts of good. That is fine.
I'm not criticizing the big ones. But when you expand
like that, your expansion is going to be make you
more ripe for corruption. That's all all right. One segment left,
Tim Walls, Christmas and more hang.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
On the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a magnificent Friday. You can steal
email us over the weekend. We got Medal of Honor
Monday coming up on Monday, and we have a bunch
of other stuff planned for you next week. That's a
total I have no idea what we're gonna do next week,
but either way we'll play it by here. Email the
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show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right, in
the name of a Jess mershful gun. Just send us
an email, Hey, Jesse. I keep thinking how fast Tim
Walls went down when the fraud got uncovered. It's like
in Goodfellas after after the Louftanza heist, when they wax
Stacks immediately for leaving the van behind. It's very similar
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to what happened Tim Walls, Didn't I say, I keep
on saying resigned. He didn't resign. He's still governor. He
should resign. He decided he's not running for re election.
Tim Wallas got a phone call. That's how that works.
Tim Walls got a phone call. Remember how bad this
looks for the state of Minnesota. In fact, I'll play
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a couple things here. This is from the local news.
Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Another sobering report by the Office of the Legislative Auditor,
This one concerning the Behavioral Health Administration within the Department
of Human Services, which issues grants to providers treating mental
health and drug and alcohol addiction hundreds of millions of
dollars each year. The audit found them issuing grants to
applicants without a bidding process. One outrageous example, the auditors
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found a grantee that was paid six hundred and seventy
two thousand dollars for one month of work without any
info on what they do, and the audit says the
grant manager who paid it then left DHS a couple
days later and became a paid consultant for that company.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
To me, that's criminal.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Auditor Judy Randall says she was most shocked that during
the audit. Multiple DHS managers backdated or created new documents
to try to cover their tracks.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Minnesota, people are going to go to prison. The communists
have controlled that place for so long that they just
started looting the treasury without covering their tracks anymore. So
comfortable in their power for so long, Like the mafioso
who works for twenty years in crime, and finally he's
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so untouchable, has so many judges and cops in his pocket,
he's never gone to prison for an extended period of time.
He starts texting people and talking on the phone. He
just got so careless after so long that eventually he's
going to burn. Listen to this. This is from John Solomon.
Listen to this. I'm telling you right now. I'm not
(29:59):
saying he's gone, but I would not be at all
surprised if Tim Walls ended up in federal prison. What's
been going on in Minnesota is Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
The amount of money that these Somali couriers took out
of the Minneapolis airport with the TSA flagging it daily
was ninety nine times larger than all the cash that
was declared in luggage going out of New York's JFK
International Airport, one of the busiest international airports in America,
ninety nine times more than what flies out of Dallas,
(30:32):
ninety more ninety percent more than what was flown out
of Seattle, which is the most common airport for people
to go to Asia from. This was an abnormally high
amount of cash being stuffed in the luggage being detected
every day by the TSA, because by the way the
couriers told they declared the money. They would say, hey,
we've got a million bucks in a suitcase, which you
(30:52):
have to do to get in through the airport, and
nobody in the Biden administration thought it was unusual that
a million bucks of cash was moving in luggage out
of the country out of Minneapolu every day, way more
than any other airport in America at the time. This
is I think the second end of this welfare scan,
which is where was this money going after it was defrauded?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
You know what that reminds me of, Like any dude,
I'm obsessed with drug kingpins and stuff like that, just
learning about them. I don't want to be one, trust me.
That reminds me of the stories I've read a million
times about Pablo escobar, and they're drug mules where you'd
get some drug mules, usually young ladies, but it could
take the form of anything. And they're they're swallowing baggies
(31:35):
of heroin and then they get where they're going, they
have to puke it up. But then they of course
have to bring the money back home, so they're finding
ways to strap millions of dollars to their thighs and
things like that. Ninety nine times more cash going through
Minneapolis than New York City. I know, Minneapolis is a
(31:57):
big city. Minneapolis financially and people wise, isn't a bug
on New York City's rear end. Ninety nine times these
people have been pillaging, pillaging Minnesota while Tim Walls was governor.
(32:18):
Now also consider this, Tim Walls is only governor because
the Somali community of Minnesota voted in a block to
put him there. How many times this week have we
discussed how transactional the relationship is. Tim Walls gets elected.
(32:43):
Tim Walls gets elected by the Somali community. The Somali
community has a unique affinity for fraud and theft. What
are they going to demand in return? Hey, Tim, you
get to live in the governor's mansion in return. We
need what now? I bet you as more information comes out,
(33:08):
I bet you Tim Walls ends up in handcuffs. I
would not be surprised at all. It's really, really, really bad,
and I'm excited for it. But that might be the chalk. Honestly,
it could be the chalk because a lot of things
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(34:14):
And now here's a headline. Why go you know this?
You know the thing? Emails we didn't get to you men,
you whisper My mom made Tater taught casserole over the
Christmas season, and I hadn't ate it for years. It
was so delicious. What are your thoughts? I am a
(34:34):
potato casserole freak of any kind. It is fantastic. I
love it. My mom even makes a good one, and
my mom isn't even that good of a cook. Just
start throwing it, what, Chris, Just start throwing in potatoes
and onions and all kinds of cheeses, and if you're
a bold human being, some jalapenos. It's one of the
only good cast roles out there. Oracle, I'm hearing rumors
(34:57):
that welfare fraud investigation is starting in California. There's not
a rumor it has begun in California. Remember what we
just discussed in Minnesota. What if there was a state
that's been further to the left for longer without any accountability.
Who knows how many people are going to go to
(35:18):
prison by the time this administration is over. Now, put
your phone away. We will reconvene on Monday.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's all.
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