March 5, 2026 • 36 mins
The new Baghdad Bob. How many illegals are driving around your neighborhood who cant read or understand English or even basic road signs. Is Cuba on the chopping block? What does taking control mean in Iran?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent, magnificent Thursday, as we tackle everything from Soros
DA's what Trump said about regime change, change in Southwest airlines,
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which I don't actually like for a different reason, All
that and so much more coming up in the final
hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Before I get to
any of that, I'm going to get to this. It's
a subject we're going to keep talking about. I talked
about it last night. I've talked about it many times before,
about all the foreigners out there on the road killing Americans.
They come from cultures where they don't drive worth a crap,
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and then they get here and they don't have English
language requirements. They know they can get into blue states
and some red states and they can get drivers' licenses,
and then they get out there on the road with
your son and your daughter, with your husband, with your wife,
with the people you love the most. And it's not
just that they're out there on the road. They're killing people.
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Every day, there's a new story they're killing people. And
so I wanted to play some of this testimony from today.
This is Representative Pong and Tom Tipton of the Oklahoma
Department of Public Safety Commissioner. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
In California, unfortunately we are a sanctury state. I opposed
it when it was moving through the state legislature.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But can you so?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I think what you've outlined is when a CDL is
issued in one state, that driver is allowed to operate
across all fifty states. So if California applies a weaker
CDL standard that creates a public safety risk for the
other states, is that correct?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Absolutely across the board CDL. Remember that's the guys out
there driving the mac trucks, the semis. These CDL schools
are a nightmare. Savannah Hernandez is one of these investigative journalists.
She's been digging into this problem. They pop up out
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of nowhere, they don't get certified, they hand out a
bunch of CDLs, then they shut down or they disappear.
They don't You don't even want to know what's out
on the highway. Here's Josh Bresheen. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Recent Department of Transportation audits have revealed alarming failures, but
many states to comply with these requirements. For example, in Illinois,
one in five non domicile CDLs failed to meet federal standards.
Last November, the Department of Transportation found that California had
illegally issued seventeen thousand non domiciled CDLs. A California had
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illegally issued seventeen thousand non domiciled CDLs. A twenty twenty
five audit by FMCSA founded over fifty percent of the
non domosol CDLs issued by the State of New York
were in violation of federal law.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This is the problem with communist blue states like California.
In New York, the communism, the evil things they do,
doesn't stay inside the state. We are a United States
of America where the states they work with each other.
We have the same currency because that's the system the
founders set up. We're not separate countries, and we have
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a system where you don't need special papers when you're
crossing over from California into Nevada or New York into
New Jersey or anywhere else. You are free to drive
around here. So the evil crap that they do in
New York and California doesn't stay in New York and California.
They get behind the wheel of a Mac truck and
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they go wipe out your entire family in Oklahoma. This
is Matt Van Epps.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Thank you, mister Chairman, for holding this immensely important hearing
into our witnesses, for joining US. Highway safety impacts Americans
every day. States like California that refuse to enforce driver's
license standards are putting every driver and passenger on the
road in danger. When even one unqualified driver is handed
a commercial driver's license, the danger does not stop at
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a state line. It puts every highway and every family
on the road at risk. And the reality is this
is not about a single reckless driver. It is about
tens of thousands operating nationwide. Last year, in my home
state of Tennessee, the Biden administration granted a non English
speaking illegal alien work authorization allowing him to obtain a
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commercial driver's license. This man went on to cause a
multi vehicle crash, killing one and injuring two others. These
senseless deaths must stop.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Democrats truly do work against the United States of America,
and they do so quite openly. If you pay attention,
Hey Jesse, I really wanted a shower head filter, so
I bought one. My husband won't install it because he
said it will make the head too low and he
can't get it under He can't get under it. He's
five ten. Since you are a giant, how do you
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navigate the shower? And how can I convince my son
that having it will be beneficial to our health? All right?
First of all, lady, I'm going to tell you something,
and this is going to hurt to hear. You screwed up,
all right, And here's why you screwed up. You're short,
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so you don't have an appreciation and you can't be
expected to have an appreciation of what it's like to
be tall. I know this because my wife, Aubrey, is
five to two. I'm six foot eight. She doesn't have
any idea what it's like to be six foot eight,
and so, over almost twenty years of marriage, here's what
she has learned. If we are moving again, because we're
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always seen to be moving for work or moving across
country for something. If we are moving, if we are
house shopping, she knows. Now you have to go into
the shower and you have to look at the height
of the shower head. And if it is too low,
I'm not going to buy it. She would never in
a million years, It would never even occur to her
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to look at the height of a shower head until
she married me. But I am not going to squat
down in the shower. I'm not going to sit down
in the shower. I refuse to contort myself like some
sort of a yoga instructor trying to make sure I
can shower and clean all of my body parts. I
have to have a shower head of appropriate height. So
(06:40):
you say you bought a new shower head, here's what
you did. You bought one that comes out of the
wall and goes down instead of buying one that curves up.
I hope you kept your receipt return in your shower head.
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It's almost the first thing we do. The shower head itself,
coming out of the wall, has to be high enough
for me, and then we have to go. We'll go
down at Low's or home Depot or whatever's on sale,
and we'll find one that curves up, and usually a
detachable one as well. It's even better. And then when
you take it home, if you feel like breaking the law,
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which I would never ever do, you need to take
apart the shower head and rip out that little plastic
piece you see in there that the dirty commis put
in that destroys all the water pressure in the shower heads.
Now that you buy this is of course a I
don't even know if it's a law. A stupid regulation
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came from the EPA. It's because communists hate everything, including happiness.
Just when you buy your shower head, just know you're
going to have to take it apart and rip something out.
It's not that difficult. All you need is some needlenosed
pliers and you'll see what I mean if you go
on the internet. Not that I would ever do that,
but I know what, Chris. I know of people who do. Chris,
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did you do that in your shower? I don't think
I should tell everyone what you just said. Chris, you
know that's illegal. Just letting me know that's illegal. Iran's
Minister of Foreign Affairs said this boots on the ground
in Iran?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Are you afraid of a US invasion in your country?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
No, the aventing for them.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You were waiting for the US military to invade the ground.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Troops, Yes, because you're confident that we can confront them.
And that would be a big disaster for them.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So you're saying that that Iran is ready and willing
to take on the US military if there were to
be ground troops.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, we ever ready for this war, even more than
the previous law. So we do kind of see, you know,
the quality of how far.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't know what it is about these Arab states,
but Jewish producer Chris just asked me who Bagdad Bob
is because he's too young. Bag Dad Bob. They nicknamed
him that. That wasn't his real name. Obviously. When we were
busy wiping out Iraq, he was the spokesman for Saddam
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Hussein who would go on the news every night and
talk about how great the war's going and we're, you know,
we're killing the American infidels and it couldn't possibly be
going any better. And he got the name Bagdad Bob,
which obviously he's now he's a punchline to the States,
probably dead by now, but he's a punchline to the state.
That's bag Dad Bob. These Arab states, I don't know
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exactly what it is. They're always coming out with the
most over the top rhetoric that never turns out to
be true, and if I were part of those states,
even if I was a supporter, I would be a
little bit aggravated by this point. Exactly right, Chris, Let
me tone it down a notch.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
You are the great Satan, and you've awakened the Lion
of Iran, and any moment now we will pull out
our secret weapons and smite you.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Can we stop? We we have to hear this all
the time. Can we stop. Let's just not do this?
All right? Southwest Airlines, they're doing something I don't like.
Not that I care about Southwest. I'll explain. Hang on
the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a fantastic Thursday, all right, Joe, Remember you need
to email your ask doctor Jesse Questions Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. And remember that I'm I'm constantly concerned
that regular people aren't getting by because I talk to
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regular people. I talk to them in my own life.
I hang out with normal people. My normal people I
hang out with. They're not political people, they're not overwhelmingly
wealthy people. There's some rich guys in there, but they're
normal people. Their families are normal, their sons are normal,
their daughters are normal, and when I talk to them, yes,
there are successes, but there are a lot of stories
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of we're not getting by. We're not getting by. We
can't afford it, we can't afford the interest rates, we
can't afford college. He can't find a job. They're not
getting by. And the reason I keep whining about Papa John's,
even though I don't give a crap about Papa John's.
Their garlicnots are pretty good, but how to give a
crap about Papa John's. But when they're closing hundreds of stores,
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it tells me people aren't ordering pizzas normal. People aren't
ordering pizzas Southwest. This is a headline from a view
from the Wing dot com. I don't even know what
that is, but Southwest is testing cleaning only premium seats
between flights. I gonna read the rest of the headline,
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but you obviously heard what they just said. Southwest Airlines
has premium seating. I generally don't fly Southwest Airlines anymore.
I used to fly it religiously, but now even if
you buy the premium seating, they'll preboard eight thousand people
before you get on and I'm six foot eight. If
I don't get an emergency exit seat, I'm basically screwed.
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I can't take that chance, so I can't fly Southwest.
But anyway, they have premium seating, it costs more. Of course,
now they're experimenting with only cleaning premium seating. This comes
back to a trend I see in the economy Las Vegas.
I'm not obviously a big Vegas person. It's been years
since I've been to Las Vegas. I'm not a big gambler.
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The whole town smells like weed, but just not a
big Vegas person. I am considering going to Vegas, though,
because Metallica is playing in the Sphere. Chris tell me,
you wouldn't want to go see a Metallica concert in
the sphere men, Chris said, they're too old. You take
that back, even if they are the lip sync I
don't care. I want to see that. Anyway, I'm considering
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going to Vegas. I already talked Odd about going to Vegas.
Might be go to Vegas, And so I start researching
things and looking into Vegas, and what I see now
are all these complaints that it's so expensive now that
it's become a place not for you or for me.
Used to be a place you can. Honestly, you could
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take your kids. You don't have to go play blackjack
and lose your soul. You go enjoy yourself. There's all
kinds of kids activities and concerts and comedy shows. At
least when I was younger, it used to be. Apparently
it's twenty dollars for a drink. Now who can afford that?
Normal people can't afford that. If normal American things have
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become out of reach for normal people and only rich
people can access those things, that is terrible for a country.
And I hate it. I do. It's not that I
want you to be able to go to Las Vegas,
but I want you to be able to go to
Las Vegas. I do again, it's not about Las Vegas,
or it's not about Papa John's. I don't like it
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that you can't afford the things you used to be
able to, and you can't afford the things your parents could.
I don't like it. And that's what I care about.
And that's why I don't rant and rave about foreign
policy all day. And that's why I care about the
things I care about. Right there, Oracle once again, you
were right. The three Austin Police Department officers that shot
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and killed the terrorists in Austin are being brought up
on charges before a grand jury. Soros Da, Jose Garza,
so and so. Okay, Well, first of all, they stopped
all that. Here's a headline from the Free Beacon. Soros
backed Da, who refers all police involved shootings to grand jury,
said he won't seek charges against the Austin officers who
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took down the property of a lah government or gunman.
Now why well, because here in this red state of Texas,
our red state government, including Governor Greg Abbott, came out
immediately and said, look, I don't care what this guy does.
These guys are not going to face charges. These are
guys our heroes. They ran into a terrorist, they killed him,
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they put him down. Their heroes are not going to
face charges. It points to a couple different things. First,
on the bad part of it, communists aren't sorry about
the evil things they do. They're going to keep doing them.
The only thing you can do is run them out
of power. They're not sorry. There's not some We've had
this talk before, I think maybe once before, where we
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convince ourselves that even a communist if it gets bad enough,
if something bad enough happens, that they'll they'll pause for
a moment, they'll change their ways. Communists do not operate
that that way at all. They don't think that way
at all. They're going to keep defending bad people and
attacking good people because that's what demas do, that's what
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evil people do. They're going to keep doing that. So
I want to be clear about that. That's one two
in a red state. But you know, I don't even
want to make it about a red state, because sometimes
you can't get to a red state, get to a
place where you have some level of government protection from
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the animals. Maybe you are stuck in a blue state.
Maybe you're in New York. Maybe you're listening right now
in New York City. Get out to Long Island. Maybe
you're in a blue place. I got that. Find a
red county or a red town or something. Do not
live under purely communist governments, communism at the city level,
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the county level, the state level, because what that does
is it makes you completely powerless. You can be swept
away immediately, and they'll do it in a heartbeat to you.
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be back, Jesse Chilly. It is that Jesse Kelly show
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thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Man, if you're sitting there
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in Cuba and you're watching what happened in Venezuela, and
you're watching what happened any Ron, and you hear Donald
Trump go out there and drop little nuggets like this,
You've got to be squirming in Your secret.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
For right now is to put it mildly, a failing
naked And I've been hearing about Cuba, Jaid before. Since
I'm a little boy, I've been hearing about Cuba, and
everybody wanted to change that. I could see that happening.
Marco Rubio is dealing on it and at a very
high level. And you know they have no money, they
have no oil, they have no food, and it's really
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right now a nation in deep trouble and they want
our help.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Chris, would you go to Cuba? I would too. There's
something about these nations that change directions. I want to
go to El Salvador. It's on the ocean. I want
to go down to El Salvador, just to support them. What, Chris,
what really? Jewish? Producer? Chris just told me that Cuba
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is a treasure of nineteen fifties cars. That's freaking cool.
And you know what else, Chris, there's got to be
some sort of Jewish presence there do you not know about?
Oh well, here's little tidbit for you, Chris. You know
who albert Anastagia is. Many people know who albert Anastagia is.
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Some do not, in case you don't. Albert Anastasia was
an infamous mob boss Italian mafia boss. He's infamous for
a variety of reasons. When he first got to the
United States of America, he used to kill people with
his bare hands for fun while working on the docks
of New York City. He of course ended up in prison,
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big surprise there, and then the mafia found out this
guy could be useful and they sprung him out of prison.
Then he went on to kill a lot of other
people that kind of thing. But he ended up rising
through the ranks of the mafia. And becoming a very
powerful mob boss. Now, the reason you may know him,
or at least it probably is vaguely familiar, is that
Albert Anastasia loved part of his routine. Routine is a
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very dangerous thing when you're a powerful man with powerful enemies.
The part of his routine he loved was going into
a barber shop up, getting his feet put up, a
towel wrapped around his face, and getting a professional shave.
And if you would like to see the aftermath of
his final professional shave, the pictures are widely available on
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the internet. Don't worry, they're fairly safe for children, at
least the ones I've seen. What you will see as
Albert Anastasia laying dead on the floor of a barber
shop because he walked into a barber shop and then
two gentlemen walked in with guns and began pointing them
at him and putting the bullets that were in the
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guns inside of him. Anastasia, always a fighter to his credit,
came springing out of his barber chair and tried to
leap at his attackers, but in the confusion I'm sure
pain as well, he actually jumped towards the mirror at
their reflection rather than at them. I don't think anything
would have saved him anyway. He died. Now, a part
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of that story you may not know, know that anyone
will ever know. Let's just say rumors abound is that
a very very powerful man is behind a lot of that.
But what powerful man. Well, the Italian mafia under Lucky Lucciano,
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the Italian mafia was very famous for being very uh.
I guess I'll just say it bigoted, But I don't
even mean it that way because people people in general
are always bigoted, but they were you know, Italians only.
The Irish don't apply, the Jews don't apply, Black people
don't apply. But you know what I mean. That's kind
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of how the world has always worked. So Lucky Luciano
changed that. He got to be friends with a man
by the name of Maya Lanski. Probably heard this name before,
if you haven't, that's because Maya Lansky is freaking Brilliantewish guy,
Jewish gangster. Look, it's not like you're going to probably
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run into him at an Orthodox ceremony or something, but
Jewish gangster Meyer. Lanski worked directly with Charles Lucky Luciano,
and they had a real Italian Jewish mafia connection thing
going where they did business together, made a bunch of
money together, so on and so forth. What's all this
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have to do with Cuba. Well before Castro took over,
the American mafia had a very established presence in the
Cuban gambling, casino entertainment industry. You went down to Cuba
with your wife, with your kids, you could have a
relatively affordable vacation, lovely beaches, delicious food, that kind of
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a thing, and you did so at some Cuban resort casino.
The chances are that Cuban resort casino was owned and
run by the Italian slash Jewish mafia, who was insanely lucrative,
and I mean insanely lucrative. It was a huge money
maker for the mafia, but for reasons that we don't
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have to go into it would take too long. Bunch
of details. Albert Anastasia very powerful Italian mobster, head of
a crime family. He didn't have a cut or didn't
have enough of a cut, depending on who you read,
of the Cuban casino business. And he wanted more of
the Cuban casino business than he currently had. And the
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Rumors are he wanted at least a portion of meyer
Lanski's Cuban casino business, and it generally was not a
great idea. Although he was not famously violent, you're still
the head of an organized crime organization. You're going to
have committed acts of violence from time to time. Rumor
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has it that meyer Lanski was not willing to part
with his shares of the Cuban casine you know business,
and that maybe, of course, in conjunction with the Italian families.
A Jewish gangster would never take out an Italian mob
boss without Italian mob boss permission, right, We wouldn't do
that without permission. But famously may Or Lanski was at
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least in part behind those two assassins walking into the
barber shop and filling up albert Anastasia full of holes.
There's a little mafia history for you, Chris that you
may not have known. Anyway, my point in all this
is what if the Cuban government does fall. And I
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know there are a lot of people, a lot of
Cubans in the United States of America, I'm sorry, Americans
of Cuban descent in the United States of America listening
right now. Who would be just giddy if we could
finally get rid of those disgusting commie castros and get
that country back. If they fell, I would totally go
to Cuba. I want to go to El Salvador so
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I can support them. I want to go to Cuba.
I want to go to a mafia casino. Chris, what
tell me you wouldn't go to a mafia casino. There's
apparently what. I don't gamble. Well, I'll gamble a little,
I told you I will. I'll do that if we
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are ever if ab and I are ever around a casino,
I shouldn't say every time, but sometimes we'll be like, hey,
do we want to take one hundred dollars? And so
we'll take one hundred dollars, and once it's gone, it's gone.
We always have that limit. We just don't I don't
like to lose money, and I certainly don't like to
just throw it away or something that feels gross about
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throwing it away. So I'm not a big gambler, but
I'll sit down at the blackjack table and gamble one
hundred dollars. I don't know how to really play anything else.
I've always wanted to be the craps guy because it
looks cool in the movies where he's throwing the dice.
What Chris, It always looks like he's having fun. And
I'll turn to abb I'll be like, hey, blueing the
ice for good luck, and then she'll be like, don't
do that. But either way, I want to be the
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craps guy. But I don't know how to play craps.
I don't understand the game. But maybe now that I'm
a cigar guy, I'll be a craps guy and all
what Chris, I'll be a cigar guy while I play
craps in my what the guy called in a smoking jacket?
A smoking jacket, Yes, that's what I'm gonna wear it
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with my cowboy boots. Now, what if someone walks into
your barbershop and tries to murder you tonight? What is
your plan to stop them? How about a compact launcher
from Berna? But Jesse my barbershops in New York City,
I'm not allowed to carry a burna. A burna is
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not a gun. It's non lethal. It's carried not just
by swat teams across the country, security firms across the country.
If you're an employer. It would be a great thing
to buy your employees. So that deranged nutjob when he
shows up with an AR fifteen to till everyone your
people can stop him. Bernas can fit in your purse.
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It's about the size of a smartphone, and it's legal
all fifty states. No permit needed, no background check. All
you have to do is be willing to go to
Berna dot com slash Jesse. That's b y Rna Berna
dot com slash Jesse and buy one Berna dot com
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slash Jesse. We'll be back. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday. So let's talk
really briefly about this cause there's been a little bit
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of pushback on it of Trump's. Well here's the headline.
Trump demands a rule in choosing the next Iran leader,
says Cameni's son is unacceptable. Remember they took the Ayah
Tola and well, we killed him, and then they looked
at his son and they said, well the job's yours now.
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Probably not going to be there very long. I would say,
probably not going to be there very long. But of
course it really comes back to what we've been saying
about about regime change. And I know the Trump administration
they don't want to sell it as regime change because
the American people really don't want to hear that after
so many failed experiments. But it is regime change. When
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you're taking out one regime, that's regime change. You can't
wipe out the leadership with the government and not make
it regime change. The Trump administration wants to message it
as they were about to get nukes. They were about
to get nukes. They were about to get nukes. That's
the talking point they've landed on. I got all that.
That's fine, but we took out their leadership. If we
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do not control who the next leadership is is then
who does The only other entity in the region with
enough power to possibly do that would be Israel. What
if what if it appears that Israel chose the next
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leadership group in Iran, in Muslim Iran, how well do
you think that's going to land? Okay, So if it
can't be Israel, and look, even if Israel ends up
having a say, and they probably will end up having
a say, that cannot be the appearance. The appearance cannot
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be that Israel chose the new government of Iran for
a variety of reasons. That would be disastrous. If it's
not Israel, then what are the other options. The other
options are going to be whatever armed group takes control,
but takes is such an interesting way to put that,
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what armed group kills enough people to take control? Taking
control is not a video game. Taking control is done
with bullets and blood. People will die, even if it's
some group. For instance, the word is out there that
we are arming the Kurds. Kurds have famously in a
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lot of cases sided with US, and the Region Cards
are people we work with. We're going to arm the Curds.
Ground invasion by the Curds. So let's say it's a
Curds and everyone feels warm and fuzzy about the Curds
because it's the Curds. Do you think the Curds are
going to hand out juice boxes to take power. That's
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not how that works. The Curds are going to kill
people to take power. And that video, because we live
in the social media era, that video is going to
be available for you and me to look at as
we sit down and scroll on our phones right before,
which you shouldn't be doing. Is that affect your sleep?
Were you know you're going to do it? And so
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am I. That video is going to be there for
all to see. So if it can't be Israel, and
it can't be, then it's either US or a group
like the Kurds, or US working in conjunction with the Kurds.
And this is what I have warned. I shouldn't say warned,
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but this is why I have been so cautious all
along with this whole thing. Our military might is incredible,
Our military leadership is so much better than it was
under Biden. Iran is learning that the American military, fighting man,
American technology, American air power. It's just it is second
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to none that we can do easily. But we can
always break things easily. When you have the kind of
military we have, you can kill who you want to kill.
You can win the military engagement you want to win.
Now comes the hard part. We're going to keep taking
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out missile sites here and taking out this leadership group here,
And if you are the new Ayatola, I would suggest
you spend your time looking up. But once all that
killing is done, once all the breaking is done, then
we have to begin the process of the making. And
that is an entirely new ball game. All right, all right,
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I just want to play this really quickly. Here this
new Talerico guy, the Democrat nominee for Senate in Texas.
He's a nutjob. Ken Paxton. If he wins the nomination,
is going to beat this guy. And anyone telling you otherwise,
well we can't win if it's Paxton. They've been lied
(33:57):
to and now they're lying to you. Look they're already
coming out and saying, but.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
Look, I think you're the thick key thing here is
that James tall Rico was cast, was casting increasingly. It's
still is cast or saying increasingly, but still his casts
a moderate. There is nothing He's not a moderate. He's
a he is a He and Jasmin Crockett are basically
the same positions on almost every issue. He's a populist,
he's a progressive. He's pretty far to the left on
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a lot of issues.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
He's going to get destroyed by whoever is the Republican
nominee in Texas. Let's make sure we don't screw that up.
I don't care what the White House is and now
he's a headline, but you know, you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to. USDA approves new food stamp
(34:50):
restrictions for four states. Uh oh, that and Jasmine Crockett
lost the top six times. Senator Cornyn has backstabbed Trump
and maga hmm, definitely sounds like a guy who's earned
Donald Trump's endorsement. Will epic fury bring regime change to
Great Britain? We probably need regime change and Great Britain
(35:11):
rumors have it that we are no longer sharing intelligence
with them because we believe they cannot be trusted. Turns
out massively importing foreign barbarians eventually destroys the whole country. Arkansas,
man charged with killing daughters alleged rapists wins Republican primary
for Sheriff Kash I love this country. I hope he
runs for president. Measure to require voter ID in California
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gets over one million signatures. You already know my thoughts
that states like Minnesota and Oregon are blood red. If
we could simply stop the cheating by Democrats, what if
California is too. I have many friends in California who
tell me a voter ID requirement would cause Republicans to
(35:58):
win statewide races. I have our time believing it too,
but that's what they tell me. Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in now, we'll talk tomorrow. That's
all
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent, magnificent Thursday, as we tackle everything from Soros
DA's what Trump said about regime change, change in Southwest airlines,
(00:32):
which I don't actually like for a different reason, All
that and so much more coming up in the final
hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Before I get to
any of that, I'm going to get to this. It's
a subject we're going to keep talking about. I talked
about it last night. I've talked about it many times before,
about all the foreigners out there on the road killing Americans.
They come from cultures where they don't drive worth a crap,
(00:56):
and then they get here and they don't have English
language requirements. They know they can get into blue states
and some red states and they can get drivers' licenses,
and then they get out there on the road with
your son and your daughter, with your husband, with your wife,
with the people you love the most. And it's not
just that they're out there on the road. They're killing people.
(01:18):
Every day, there's a new story they're killing people. And
so I wanted to play some of this testimony from today.
This is Representative Pong and Tom Tipton of the Oklahoma
Department of Public Safety Commissioner. Listen to this.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
In California, unfortunately we are a sanctury state. I opposed
it when it was moving through the state legislature.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But can you so?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I think what you've outlined is when a CDL is
issued in one state, that driver is allowed to operate
across all fifty states. So if California applies a weaker
CDL standard that creates a public safety risk for the
other states, is that correct?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Absolutely across the board CDL. Remember that's the guys out
there driving the mac trucks, the semis. These CDL schools
are a nightmare. Savannah Hernandez is one of these investigative journalists.
She's been digging into this problem. They pop up out
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of nowhere, they don't get certified, they hand out a
bunch of CDLs, then they shut down or they disappear.
They don't You don't even want to know what's out
on the highway. Here's Josh Bresheen. Listen to this.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Recent Department of Transportation audits have revealed alarming failures, but
many states to comply with these requirements. For example, in Illinois,
one in five non domicile CDLs failed to meet federal standards.
Last November, the Department of Transportation found that California had
illegally issued seventeen thousand non domiciled CDLs. A California had
(02:53):
illegally issued seventeen thousand non domiciled CDLs. A twenty twenty
five audit by FMCSA founded over fifty percent of the
non domosol CDLs issued by the State of New York
were in violation of federal law.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This is the problem with communist blue states like California.
In New York, the communism, the evil things they do,
doesn't stay inside the state. We are a United States
of America where the states they work with each other.
We have the same currency because that's the system the
founders set up. We're not separate countries, and we have
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a system where you don't need special papers when you're
crossing over from California into Nevada or New York into
New Jersey or anywhere else. You are free to drive
around here. So the evil crap that they do in
New York and California doesn't stay in New York and California.
They get behind the wheel of a Mac truck and
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they go wipe out your entire family in Oklahoma. This
is Matt Van Epps.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Thank you, mister Chairman, for holding this immensely important hearing
into our witnesses, for joining US. Highway safety impacts Americans
every day. States like California that refuse to enforce driver's
license standards are putting every driver and passenger on the
road in danger. When even one unqualified driver is handed
a commercial driver's license, the danger does not stop at
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a state line. It puts every highway and every family
on the road at risk. And the reality is this
is not about a single reckless driver. It is about
tens of thousands operating nationwide. Last year, in my home
state of Tennessee, the Biden administration granted a non English
speaking illegal alien work authorization allowing him to obtain a
(04:42):
commercial driver's license. This man went on to cause a
multi vehicle crash, killing one and injuring two others. These
senseless deaths must stop.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Democrats truly do work against the United States of America,
and they do so quite openly. If you pay attention,
Hey Jesse, I really wanted a shower head filter, so
I bought one. My husband won't install it because he
said it will make the head too low and he
can't get it under He can't get under it. He's
five ten. Since you are a giant, how do you
(05:15):
navigate the shower? And how can I convince my son
that having it will be beneficial to our health? All right?
First of all, lady, I'm going to tell you something,
and this is going to hurt to hear. You screwed up,
all right, And here's why you screwed up. You're short,
(05:35):
so you don't have an appreciation and you can't be
expected to have an appreciation of what it's like to
be tall. I know this because my wife, Aubrey, is
five to two. I'm six foot eight. She doesn't have
any idea what it's like to be six foot eight,
and so, over almost twenty years of marriage, here's what
she has learned. If we are moving again, because we're
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always seen to be moving for work or moving across
country for something. If we are moving, if we are
house shopping, she knows. Now you have to go into
the shower and you have to look at the height
of the shower head. And if it is too low,
I'm not going to buy it. She would never in
a million years, It would never even occur to her
(06:18):
to look at the height of a shower head until
she married me. But I am not going to squat
down in the shower. I'm not going to sit down
in the shower. I refuse to contort myself like some
sort of a yoga instructor trying to make sure I
can shower and clean all of my body parts. I
have to have a shower head of appropriate height. So
(06:40):
you say you bought a new shower head, here's what
you did. You bought one that comes out of the
wall and goes down instead of buying one that curves up.
I hope you kept your receipt return in your shower head.
(07:02):
It's almost the first thing we do. The shower head itself,
coming out of the wall, has to be high enough
for me, and then we have to go. We'll go
down at Low's or home Depot or whatever's on sale,
and we'll find one that curves up, and usually a
detachable one as well. It's even better. And then when
you take it home, if you feel like breaking the law,
(07:22):
which I would never ever do, you need to take
apart the shower head and rip out that little plastic
piece you see in there that the dirty commis put
in that destroys all the water pressure in the shower heads.
Now that you buy this is of course a I
don't even know if it's a law. A stupid regulation
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came from the EPA. It's because communists hate everything, including happiness.
Just when you buy your shower head, just know you're
going to have to take it apart and rip something out.
It's not that difficult. All you need is some needlenosed
pliers and you'll see what I mean if you go
on the internet. Not that I would ever do that,
but I know what, Chris. I know of people who do. Chris,
(08:05):
did you do that in your shower? I don't think
I should tell everyone what you just said. Chris, you
know that's illegal. Just letting me know that's illegal. Iran's
Minister of Foreign Affairs said this boots on the ground
in Iran?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Are you afraid of a US invasion in your country?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
No, the aventing for them.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You were waiting for the US military to invade the ground.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Troops, Yes, because you're confident that we can confront them.
And that would be a big disaster for them.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So you're saying that that Iran is ready and willing
to take on the US military if there were to
be ground troops.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, we ever ready for this war, even more than
the previous law. So we do kind of see, you know,
the quality of how far.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't know what it is about these Arab states,
but Jewish producer Chris just asked me who Bagdad Bob
is because he's too young. Bag Dad Bob. They nicknamed
him that. That wasn't his real name. Obviously. When we were
busy wiping out Iraq, he was the spokesman for Saddam
(09:17):
Hussein who would go on the news every night and
talk about how great the war's going and we're, you know,
we're killing the American infidels and it couldn't possibly be
going any better. And he got the name Bagdad Bob,
which obviously he's now he's a punchline to the States,
probably dead by now, but he's a punchline to the state.
That's bag Dad Bob. These Arab states, I don't know
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exactly what it is. They're always coming out with the
most over the top rhetoric that never turns out to
be true, and if I were part of those states,
even if I was a supporter, I would be a
little bit aggravated by this point. Exactly right, Chris, Let
me tone it down a notch.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
You are the great Satan, and you've awakened the Lion
of Iran, and any moment now we will pull out
our secret weapons and smite you.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Can we stop? We we have to hear this all
the time. Can we stop. Let's just not do this?
All right? Southwest Airlines, they're doing something I don't like.
Not that I care about Southwest. I'll explain. Hang on
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(10:34):
on a fantastic Thursday, all right, Joe, Remember you need
to email your ask doctor Jesse Questions Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. And remember that I'm I'm constantly concerned
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regular people. I talk to them in my own life.
I hang out with normal people. My normal people I
hang out with. They're not political people, they're not overwhelmingly
wealthy people. There's some rich guys in there, but they're
normal people. Their families are normal, their sons are normal,
their daughters are normal, and when I talk to them, yes,
there are successes, but there are a lot of stories
(11:18):
of we're not getting by. We're not getting by. We
can't afford it, we can't afford the interest rates, we
can't afford college. He can't find a job. They're not
getting by. And the reason I keep whining about Papa John's,
even though I don't give a crap about Papa John's.
Their garlicnots are pretty good, but how to give a
crap about Papa John's. But when they're closing hundreds of stores,
(11:38):
it tells me people aren't ordering pizzas normal. People aren't
ordering pizzas Southwest. This is a headline from a view
from the Wing dot com. I don't even know what
that is, but Southwest is testing cleaning only premium seats
between flights. I gonna read the rest of the headline,
(12:01):
but you obviously heard what they just said. Southwest Airlines
has premium seating. I generally don't fly Southwest Airlines anymore.
I used to fly it religiously, but now even if
you buy the premium seating, they'll preboard eight thousand people
before you get on and I'm six foot eight. If
I don't get an emergency exit seat, I'm basically screwed.
(12:22):
I can't take that chance, so I can't fly Southwest.
But anyway, they have premium seating, it costs more. Of course,
now they're experimenting with only cleaning premium seating. This comes
back to a trend I see in the economy Las Vegas.
I'm not obviously a big Vegas person. It's been years
since I've been to Las Vegas. I'm not a big gambler.
(12:43):
The whole town smells like weed, but just not a
big Vegas person. I am considering going to Vegas, though,
because Metallica is playing in the Sphere. Chris tell me,
you wouldn't want to go see a Metallica concert in
the sphere men, Chris said, they're too old. You take
that back, even if they are the lip sync I
don't care. I want to see that. Anyway, I'm considering
(13:04):
going to Vegas. I already talked Odd about going to Vegas.
Might be go to Vegas, And so I start researching
things and looking into Vegas, and what I see now
are all these complaints that it's so expensive now that
it's become a place not for you or for me.
Used to be a place you can. Honestly, you could
(13:25):
take your kids. You don't have to go play blackjack
and lose your soul. You go enjoy yourself. There's all
kinds of kids activities and concerts and comedy shows. At
least when I was younger, it used to be. Apparently
it's twenty dollars for a drink. Now who can afford that?
Normal people can't afford that. If normal American things have
(13:48):
become out of reach for normal people and only rich
people can access those things, that is terrible for a country.
And I hate it. I do. It's not that I
want you to be able to go to Las Vegas,
but I want you to be able to go to
Las Vegas. I do again, it's not about Las Vegas,
or it's not about Papa John's. I don't like it
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that you can't afford the things you used to be
able to, and you can't afford the things your parents could.
I don't like it. And that's what I care about.
And that's why I don't rant and rave about foreign
policy all day. And that's why I care about the
things I care about. Right there, Oracle once again, you
were right. The three Austin Police Department officers that shot
(14:33):
and killed the terrorists in Austin are being brought up
on charges before a grand jury. Soros Da, Jose Garza,
so and so. Okay, Well, first of all, they stopped
all that. Here's a headline from the Free Beacon. Soros
backed Da, who refers all police involved shootings to grand jury,
said he won't seek charges against the Austin officers who
(14:56):
took down the property of a lah government or gunman.
Now why well, because here in this red state of Texas,
our red state government, including Governor Greg Abbott, came out
immediately and said, look, I don't care what this guy does.
These guys are not going to face charges. These are
guys our heroes. They ran into a terrorist, they killed him,
(15:19):
they put him down. Their heroes are not going to
face charges. It points to a couple different things. First,
on the bad part of it, communists aren't sorry about
the evil things they do. They're going to keep doing them.
The only thing you can do is run them out
of power. They're not sorry. There's not some We've had
this talk before, I think maybe once before, where we
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convince ourselves that even a communist if it gets bad enough,
if something bad enough happens, that they'll they'll pause for
a moment, they'll change their ways. Communists do not operate
that that way at all. They don't think that way
at all. They're going to keep defending bad people and
attacking good people because that's what demas do, that's what
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evil people do. They're going to keep doing that. So
I want to be clear about that. That's one two
in a red state. But you know, I don't even
want to make it about a red state, because sometimes
you can't get to a red state, get to a
place where you have some level of government protection from
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the animals. Maybe you are stuck in a blue state.
Maybe you're in New York. Maybe you're listening right now
in New York City. Get out to Long Island. Maybe
you're in a blue place. I got that. Find a
red county or a red town or something. Do not
live under purely communist governments, communism at the city level,
(16:47):
the county level, the state level, because what that does
is it makes you completely powerless. You can be swept
away immediately, and they'll do it in a heartbeat to you.
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(18:40):
in Cuba and you're watching what happened in Venezuela, and
you're watching what happened any Ron, and you hear Donald
Trump go out there and drop little nuggets like this,
You've got to be squirming in Your secret.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
For right now is to put it mildly, a failing
naked And I've been hearing about Cuba, Jaid before. Since
I'm a little boy, I've been hearing about Cuba, and
everybody wanted to change that. I could see that happening.
Marco Rubio is dealing on it and at a very
high level. And you know they have no money, they
have no oil, they have no food, and it's really
(19:15):
right now a nation in deep trouble and they want
our help.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Chris, would you go to Cuba? I would too. There's
something about these nations that change directions. I want to
go to El Salvador. It's on the ocean. I want
to go down to El Salvador, just to support them. What, Chris,
what really? Jewish? Producer? Chris just told me that Cuba
(19:45):
is a treasure of nineteen fifties cars. That's freaking cool.
And you know what else, Chris, there's got to be
some sort of Jewish presence there do you not know about?
Oh well, here's little tidbit for you, Chris. You know
who albert Anastagia is. Many people know who albert Anastagia is.
(20:07):
Some do not, in case you don't. Albert Anastasia was
an infamous mob boss Italian mafia boss. He's infamous for
a variety of reasons. When he first got to the
United States of America, he used to kill people with
his bare hands for fun while working on the docks
of New York City. He of course ended up in prison,
(20:27):
big surprise there, and then the mafia found out this
guy could be useful and they sprung him out of prison.
Then he went on to kill a lot of other
people that kind of thing. But he ended up rising
through the ranks of the mafia. And becoming a very
powerful mob boss. Now, the reason you may know him,
or at least it probably is vaguely familiar, is that
Albert Anastasia loved part of his routine. Routine is a
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very dangerous thing when you're a powerful man with powerful enemies.
The part of his routine he loved was going into
a barber shop up, getting his feet put up, a
towel wrapped around his face, and getting a professional shave.
And if you would like to see the aftermath of
his final professional shave, the pictures are widely available on
(21:15):
the internet. Don't worry, they're fairly safe for children, at
least the ones I've seen. What you will see as
Albert Anastasia laying dead on the floor of a barber
shop because he walked into a barber shop and then
two gentlemen walked in with guns and began pointing them
at him and putting the bullets that were in the
(21:35):
guns inside of him. Anastasia, always a fighter to his credit,
came springing out of his barber chair and tried to
leap at his attackers, but in the confusion I'm sure
pain as well, he actually jumped towards the mirror at
their reflection rather than at them. I don't think anything
would have saved him anyway. He died. Now, a part
(21:57):
of that story you may not know, know that anyone
will ever know. Let's just say rumors abound is that
a very very powerful man is behind a lot of that.
But what powerful man. Well, the Italian mafia under Lucky Lucciano,
(22:22):
the Italian mafia was very famous for being very uh.
I guess I'll just say it bigoted, But I don't
even mean it that way because people people in general
are always bigoted, but they were you know, Italians only.
The Irish don't apply, the Jews don't apply, Black people
don't apply. But you know what I mean. That's kind
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of how the world has always worked. So Lucky Luciano
changed that. He got to be friends with a man
by the name of Maya Lanski. Probably heard this name before,
if you haven't, that's because Maya Lansky is freaking Brilliantewish guy,
Jewish gangster. Look, it's not like you're going to probably
(23:03):
run into him at an Orthodox ceremony or something, but
Jewish gangster Meyer. Lanski worked directly with Charles Lucky Luciano,
and they had a real Italian Jewish mafia connection thing
going where they did business together, made a bunch of
money together, so on and so forth. What's all this
(23:24):
have to do with Cuba. Well before Castro took over,
the American mafia had a very established presence in the
Cuban gambling, casino entertainment industry. You went down to Cuba
with your wife, with your kids, you could have a
relatively affordable vacation, lovely beaches, delicious food, that kind of
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a thing, and you did so at some Cuban resort casino.
The chances are that Cuban resort casino was owned and
run by the Italian slash Jewish mafia, who was insanely lucrative,
and I mean insanely lucrative. It was a huge money
maker for the mafia, but for reasons that we don't
(24:08):
have to go into it would take too long. Bunch
of details. Albert Anastasia very powerful Italian mobster, head of
a crime family. He didn't have a cut or didn't
have enough of a cut, depending on who you read,
of the Cuban casino business. And he wanted more of
the Cuban casino business than he currently had. And the
(24:32):
Rumors are he wanted at least a portion of meyer
Lanski's Cuban casino business, and it generally was not a
great idea. Although he was not famously violent, you're still
the head of an organized crime organization. You're going to
have committed acts of violence from time to time. Rumor
(24:54):
has it that meyer Lanski was not willing to part
with his shares of the Cuban casine you know business,
and that maybe, of course, in conjunction with the Italian families.
A Jewish gangster would never take out an Italian mob
boss without Italian mob boss permission, right, We wouldn't do
that without permission. But famously may Or Lanski was at
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least in part behind those two assassins walking into the
barber shop and filling up albert Anastasia full of holes.
There's a little mafia history for you, Chris that you
may not have known. Anyway, my point in all this
is what if the Cuban government does fall. And I
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know there are a lot of people, a lot of
Cubans in the United States of America, I'm sorry, Americans
of Cuban descent in the United States of America listening
right now. Who would be just giddy if we could
finally get rid of those disgusting commie castros and get
that country back. If they fell, I would totally go
to Cuba. I want to go to El Salvador so
(25:57):
I can support them. I want to go to Cuba.
I want to go to a mafia casino. Chris, what
tell me you wouldn't go to a mafia casino. There's
apparently what. I don't gamble. Well, I'll gamble a little,
I told you I will. I'll do that if we
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are ever if ab and I are ever around a casino,
I shouldn't say every time, but sometimes we'll be like, hey,
do we want to take one hundred dollars? And so
we'll take one hundred dollars, and once it's gone, it's gone.
We always have that limit. We just don't I don't
like to lose money, and I certainly don't like to
just throw it away or something that feels gross about
(26:39):
throwing it away. So I'm not a big gambler, but
I'll sit down at the blackjack table and gamble one
hundred dollars. I don't know how to really play anything else.
I've always wanted to be the craps guy because it
looks cool in the movies where he's throwing the dice.
What Chris, It always looks like he's having fun. And
I'll turn to abb I'll be like, hey, blueing the
ice for good luck, and then she'll be like, don't
do that. But either way, I want to be the
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craps guy. But I don't know how to play craps.
I don't understand the game. But maybe now that I'm
a cigar guy, I'll be a craps guy and all
what Chris, I'll be a cigar guy while I play
craps in my what the guy called in a smoking jacket?
A smoking jacket, Yes, that's what I'm gonna wear it
(27:21):
with my cowboy boots. Now, what if someone walks into
your barbershop and tries to murder you tonight? What is
your plan to stop them? How about a compact launcher
from Berna? But Jesse my barbershops in New York City,
I'm not allowed to carry a burna. A burna is
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not a gun. It's non lethal. It's carried not just
by swat teams across the country, security firms across the country.
If you're an employer. It would be a great thing
to buy your employees. So that deranged nutjob when he
shows up with an AR fifteen to till everyone your
people can stop him. Bernas can fit in your purse.
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It's about the size of a smartphone, and it's legal
all fifty states. No permit needed, no background check. All
you have to do is be willing to go to
Berna dot com slash Jesse. That's b y Rna Berna
dot com slash Jesse and buy one Berna dot com
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slash Jesse. We'll be back. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Thursday. So let's talk
really briefly about this cause there's been a little bit
(28:48):
of pushback on it of Trump's. Well here's the headline.
Trump demands a rule in choosing the next Iran leader,
says Cameni's son is unacceptable. Remember they took the Ayah
Tola and well, we killed him, and then they looked
at his son and they said, well the job's yours now.
(29:09):
Probably not going to be there very long. I would say,
probably not going to be there very long. But of
course it really comes back to what we've been saying
about about regime change. And I know the Trump administration
they don't want to sell it as regime change because
the American people really don't want to hear that after
so many failed experiments. But it is regime change. When
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you're taking out one regime, that's regime change. You can't
wipe out the leadership with the government and not make
it regime change. The Trump administration wants to message it
as they were about to get nukes. They were about
to get nukes. They were about to get nukes. That's
the talking point they've landed on. I got all that.
That's fine, but we took out their leadership. If we
(29:57):
do not control who the next leadership is is then
who does The only other entity in the region with
enough power to possibly do that would be Israel. What
if what if it appears that Israel chose the next
(30:17):
leadership group in Iran, in Muslim Iran, how well do
you think that's going to land? Okay, So if it
can't be Israel, and look, even if Israel ends up
having a say, and they probably will end up having
a say, that cannot be the appearance. The appearance cannot
(30:38):
be that Israel chose the new government of Iran for
a variety of reasons. That would be disastrous. If it's
not Israel, then what are the other options. The other
options are going to be whatever armed group takes control,
but takes is such an interesting way to put that,
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what armed group kills enough people to take control? Taking
control is not a video game. Taking control is done
with bullets and blood. People will die, even if it's
some group. For instance, the word is out there that
we are arming the Kurds. Kurds have famously in a
(31:23):
lot of cases sided with US, and the Region Cards
are people we work with. We're going to arm the Curds.
Ground invasion by the Curds. So let's say it's a
Curds and everyone feels warm and fuzzy about the Curds
because it's the Curds. Do you think the Curds are
going to hand out juice boxes to take power. That's
(31:43):
not how that works. The Curds are going to kill
people to take power. And that video, because we live
in the social media era, that video is going to
be available for you and me to look at as
we sit down and scroll on our phones right before,
which you shouldn't be doing. Is that affect your sleep?
Were you know you're going to do it? And so
(32:04):
am I. That video is going to be there for
all to see. So if it can't be Israel, and
it can't be, then it's either US or a group
like the Kurds, or US working in conjunction with the Kurds.
And this is what I have warned. I shouldn't say warned,
(32:26):
but this is why I have been so cautious all
along with this whole thing. Our military might is incredible,
Our military leadership is so much better than it was
under Biden. Iran is learning that the American military, fighting man,
American technology, American air power. It's just it is second
(32:50):
to none that we can do easily. But we can
always break things easily. When you have the kind of
military we have, you can kill who you want to kill.
You can win the military engagement you want to win.
Now comes the hard part. We're going to keep taking
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out missile sites here and taking out this leadership group here,
And if you are the new Ayatola, I would suggest
you spend your time looking up. But once all that
killing is done, once all the breaking is done, then
we have to begin the process of the making. And
that is an entirely new ball game. All right, all right,
(33:36):
I just want to play this really quickly. Here this
new Talerico guy, the Democrat nominee for Senate in Texas.
He's a nutjob. Ken Paxton. If he wins the nomination,
is going to beat this guy. And anyone telling you otherwise,
well we can't win if it's Paxton. They've been lied
(33:57):
to and now they're lying to you. Look they're already
coming out and saying, but.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
Look, I think you're the thick key thing here is
that James tall Rico was cast, was casting increasingly. It's
still is cast or saying increasingly, but still his casts
a moderate. There is nothing He's not a moderate. He's
a he is a He and Jasmin Crockett are basically
the same positions on almost every issue. He's a populist,
he's a progressive. He's pretty far to the left on
(34:25):
a lot of issues.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
He's going to get destroyed by whoever is the Republican
nominee in Texas. Let's make sure we don't screw that up.
I don't care what the White House is and now
he's a headline, but you know, you know the thing
headlines we didn't get to. USDA approves new food stamp
(34:50):
restrictions for four states. Uh oh, that and Jasmine Crockett
lost the top six times. Senator Cornyn has backstabbed Trump
and maga hmm, definitely sounds like a guy who's earned
Donald Trump's endorsement. Will epic fury bring regime change to
Great Britain? We probably need regime change and Great Britain
(35:11):
rumors have it that we are no longer sharing intelligence
with them because we believe they cannot be trusted. Turns
out massively importing foreign barbarians eventually destroys the whole country. Arkansas,
man charged with killing daughters alleged rapists wins Republican primary
for Sheriff Kash I love this country. I hope he
runs for president. Measure to require voter ID in California
(35:36):
gets over one million signatures. You already know my thoughts
that states like Minnesota and Oregon are blood red. If
we could simply stop the cheating by Democrats, what if
California is too. I have many friends in California who
tell me a voter ID requirement would cause Republicans to
(35:58):
win statewide races. I have our time believing it too,
but that's what they tell me. Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday.
Get your questions emailed in now, we'll talk tomorrow. That's
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