April 7, 2026 • 37 mins
Politicians are going to start regulating AI because it's a 80/20 issue. Why is the media so pro communist? They want a revolution for revolution's sake. The 3rd Servile War. What going 2 for 2 in a primary means.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday.
I don't know where we're gonna go this hour. I mean,
we have to talk about companies laying people off, where sucks,
a border security plan. I can get behind Hershey's chocolate emails,
(00:32):
all that, so much more coming up in the final
hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's talk
about something good. I'm going to talk about something good,
something I find to be uplifting. Bangladesh is floating the
idea of putting crocodiles on their border for border patrol,
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and I love this. This what Chris listen. Oftentimes I've
said this before. Communists will explain my worldview better than
loser Republicans do. For instance, Joyanne Reid, remember that clip
we played, Chris. We grabbed that Joyanne read clip from
last night. Joyanne Reid was trying to sound scary, make
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me sound scary, make you sound scary. She was trying
to make this sound like a bad thing. But Joyanne Reid,
when she went on camera and tried to make us
sound scary, actually outline my plans perfectly.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Is that if you go back before the twentieth century,
there were no income taxes, there were no regulations on business.
You could earn as much money as you want, leave
one hundred percent of it to your children with no taxes.
That's the world they want back. And to get it back,
they need society to change, they need people to be
less modern.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, yes, perfect. I'm not going to ask Chris to
go back and get it. But Obama at one point
in time, speaking of the border patrol, Obama he said, ah,
these Republicans they want they want to put crocodiles and
alligators down on the border. And of course Republicans scrambled
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to the microphone that's not true. We're looking for a
humane thing.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I think I was the only one who was like, yeah,
that's awesome, it's perfect. Yeah, that's exactly what I want. Good,
that's exactly what I want. Rashida Kleeb claim cleib whatever.
Remember it wasn't long ago.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
She was in the congressional hearing and she held up
this picture that the Department of Homeland Security had put
up and she said something to the effect I forget
exactly what she said. She said, you know what This
makes me feel like, this makes me feel like a
Mushlima and I don't even know what a Muslima is,
and I've never heard that term before in my life.
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This makes me feel like as a Muslima that I'm
not welcome here. And of course, yes, that's exactly it. Death,
You've got it figured out, That's exactly it. Communists outline
my worldview so much better than Republicans do that. It's sad,
but I support you, Bangladesh. I want you. I want
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those crocodiles on the border. I also want Americans to
stop getting fired. Oracles mass layoffs on March thirty first
done the tech world, not just for their scale. Thirty
thousand people were immediately terminated, but with this is from Newsmax.
But with Oracles fifty billion dollar kapex on AI data
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centers still in the works and cash flows paling in comparison,
the cuts may not be finished. Do you remember Do
you remember when we had Ryan Gurdusky on the show
and he talked about AI. If you don't remember Buddies
with Ryan Gardusky, He's one of these political nerds, breaks
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down all the poles. It really gets down to the
nitty gritty of what people are feeling and what they're not.
One of the reasons I like Ryan is Ryan is
one of these types. He doesn't give a crap if
it's something you want to hear or not. He's just
going to give you the data. This is what the
data says, is what it is. You may love it
sometimes you sometimes you hate it. But he said something
that I thought was really really inspiring, and I found
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it inspiring because it goes along the lines of something
that I had predicted on the show. I said, AI
artificial intelligence. I understand it's all the rage and things
like that now, but I am not as afraid of
it as other people are because I thought I thought
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human beings would reject it. Human beings will not like
it. It's always being sold is it'll make your life better.
It can do this, you can do that and do this.
But human beings, instinctively, they will want things from other
human beings. They will reject AI. People make these predictions
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like AI will make all the music, and I know
there have been big AI music songs. I understand that
AI is gonna make all the movies and write all
the books, and AI this, and you gotta have AI
radio shows and things like that. I think people will
hate it and they'll reject it. And when they find
out it's AI, they will not like it. Human beings
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will instinctively reject it. And anyway, Ryan Gardusky comes on
the show and he said AI is an eighty twenty
issue with voters in the United States of America, meaning
eighty percent of the people in the United States of
America have a negative view of it. Of it, they
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are worried about it, They are going to reject it.
They want a politician who will dig in on rejecting it.
And some of these corporations, I don't think they're appropriately
reading the tea leaves on this stuff. I understand a
corporation has to make money. That's the entire purpose of
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any business is to make money. Make money for yourself.
If you have shareholders, make money for them, make money
for your employees. The bottom line is the whole bottom line.
That's what business does. I get that. And on a
P and L a profit loss sheet, a profit loss sheet,
it displays about exactly what you think. In case you
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don't know what it is, but you can look at
it and you can see your expenses and every business owner,
large businesses and small mom and pop shops, every single
one of it, looks at the labor cost, what you
pay people, and thinks to itself, are we paying that much?
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Do we have to pay that much? Are we? I mean? Now,
ai AI tells that big corporate ceo, Hey, I'll cut
that number in half. And that big corporate ceo trying
to expand his company, trying to increase the size of
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that Christmas bonus check, trying to figure out a way
to cut costs, and he gets presented with a plan
to cut that number in half. He thinks to himself, Wow,
that's pretty worth it. Hey send out the email. Thirty
thousand people are fired. But humanity does not exist on
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a profit loss sheet. And if businesses are going to
start doing this in mass, if they're going to start
doing this at the level some of them are doing this,
I think these businesses are in store for a public backlash.
That public backlash I think will be uglier than other
public backlashes. And this is what I mean. One thing
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I guarantee you is coming. Christ you write this one down,
I guarantee you something is coming, and that is politicians
are going to start regulating AI. They're going to start
regulating how many people can be laid off with AI. Now,
this is going to involve all kinds of government intrusion
in business, and in the end they'll screw it all
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up and it'll be terrible. But when a politician is
handed in eighty twenty issue, he's going to act on
that just out of self preservation.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
He is.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now, that's that's the best side of it. Here's the
uglier side of it. People are going to get killed.
I'm talking about CEOs are going to get killed. I
already heard through the grapevine that Oracle after they canned
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thirty thousand people. Apparently they locked down their headquarters like
it was Fort Knox with armed security. Because when you
tell thirty thousand people they don't get a paycheck anymore.
The chances are there's one guy or one gallon there
who's going to lose his mind and come back with
a gun. Chances are pretty strong you fired at least
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one unbalanced person who's violent. I'm not cheering this on.
This is the last thing in the world I ever
want to see, you know that. But I think if
it's going to become the norm in the corporate world
to do mass firings because you are doing a big
company transition to AI. I think that that United Healthcare
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CEO who got gun down in the streets in New York,
remember that story, terrible story. I think that he's going
to end up being one of many. I think you're
going to see people die. You start taking away people's
livelihoods en mass people die. It's always been that way.
People die when too many people get fired, because, like
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I said, there's always some violent psycho when they're maybe
on drugs, drinking too much booze nothing left to lose?
Will that rhyme? Drinking too much booze with nothing left
to lose? What? Chris? But what? I don't know what
that is? There is that song lyrics? Did I steal
Summon song lyrics? Or did I write my own? Just now,
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Chris Live on the air. This is amazing. This is
why I told you I should have been a singer songwriter.
Drink too much booze, nothing left to lose. See, we
have most of a song right there. I that pure
talkle back me. I'm gonna get a hold you know what.
I'm tempted to dial someone right now. What Chris, I'll
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dial pound two five zero. I'll say Jesse Kelly. I
know it's going to be an American on the other end,
so I won't have to translate my song because pure
talk high Americans and they're so friendly on the phone.
Even if she thinks my song sucks, I bet you money,
she's gonna be all that's the best song I've ever heard,
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and I'll drink with nothing left to lose, and she's
gonna love it. Now. You should lose Verizon at and
T and T Mobile, by the way, because they're charging
you way too much, and they're dirtball comedy companies who
hire foreigners, and you don't need to send your money
to companies like that. Keep your phone, keep your number.
We're talking plans for thirty five bucks a month. Come on,
(11:33):
pick up your phone, dial pound two five zero and
say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.
We'll be back. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Thursday. Thursday.
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It's Tuesday. You know what happened? We sing our songwriters
sometimes what Chris. Sometimes? Sometimes our mind works differently than
non artists. They wouldn't understand it. But drinking too much booze,
nothing left to lose. Yah yaha, YadA. It's all coming together, Chris.
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It might end up being a heavy sea.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It is as heavy as ten boxes that you might
be moving.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Almighty oracle search, I'm searching for advice. My daughter accepted
a call to serve as a Christian missionary for our
church in Nashville, Tennessee, for eighteen months starting in May. Dang,
that's a stretch. She is returning home from school in
the next week to prepare for her departure. How would
you handle the next month before she leaves. We're gonna
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go on a family trip within this time. But what
do you think is best for father daughter time understanding?
You don't have daughters love your show when coming out
to you toss and on and so forth. You know what,
Take her to a baseball game. I'll tell you something.
(13:13):
I maybe I'm just getting old, but taking my kids
to a ball game doesn't have to be major leagues.
By the way, whatever, it didn't find something taking my
kids to sporting events. Half the time, they don't give
a crap about the sport that's being played. There's just
something great about it. Then we go get caught in
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candy together and we sit there and we cheer when
everyone else cheers, and you you treasure those moments. The
other night, I was watching the Astros game. I'm watching
the Astros game, just relaxing. I'm kind of browsing on
my phone, trying of doing some makeshift show prep for
the next day, seeing if anything's out there that I
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can entertain the masses with. And my son Luke comes downstairs.
He said, oh, the Astros are on. Yeah, So he
goes back upstairs because he was putting together these figurine things.
It's hard to explain. He comes back upstairs, grabs them,
comes back down, plops down right beside me, and puts
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them together, watching the game with me. It's cool, right, Chris,
and I have to be honest. I am probably horribly
biased in this thing. And here's the reason why. The
last thing I did with my father on this planet
was watch a baseball game. We got up, we went
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fishing with the boys that morning, remember I told you
the story, And then we went to some Cajun restaurant.
My dad loves food like I love, and we made
disgusting pigs of ourselves, stuff in our faces. Came home
that night, everyone had dinner, we got cleaned up, all
the women went away so we could actually hear ourselves think,
and Dad and me sat down and watched a baseball
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We didn't even care about the teams. The Dodgers are
playing somebody. Forget what it was, playoffs, but Dodgers are
playing somebody, and we sat and watched a baseball game,
told them good night. I never saw him again, So
I don't know. There's just something about that. I think
something whatever. Who knows, Jesse, I've been trying to figure
out why the media is so pro communist. For the
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life of me, I don't get it. What do they
think they would gain by living in a communist company?
Are they that stupid? All right, let me explain something
again about the communist mentality. So I've used many countries
as an example of this before, but I want to
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actually go to the Soviet Union because they're one of
the best ones. They when they first had their revolution
in the Soviet Union, it's not like they had a
communist revolution and then well the country kind of runs
the same way. It's just communists are in charge, not
at all, not at all. They got rid of the czar,
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and yeah, the communists were technically sitting in the seats
of power in the government, but the people were starving
the same way they were beforehand. So the communists they
knew they had to feed the people somehow, some way,
while at the same time crushing descent or their little
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revolution was going to be very short lived. Starving people
will overthrow any government, that's the bottom line. They will.
Starving people will act in those ways. The communists to
get the food and to crush descent. They went not
only to the prisons, which we've discussed before, and I
don't just mean they opened up the doors for political prisoners.
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They said, hey, rapists, come here, how'd you like to
eat every day? We'll make sure you're fed. We're going
to give you this gun, and we need you to
do some things for us. They armed the sickest, most
violent people in their society and then sent out these
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armed gangs. I mean they called them military units, but
sent out these armed gangs to go steal food from
people and murder people. I talk about the cheka because
that's what I call the FBI. The cheka was the
first secret police agency in the Soviet Union. It's the
one that Lennon and all those guys got rolled. They
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called it the Checko. That's what it was known as. Well.
I hope you're not under the impression that Cheka was
a bunch of street cops who decided to move on
to the federal program. It's pack full of criminals, scumbacks.
It would be like going down to some violent state
prison somewhere with FBI badges, not just letting them out
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of prison, handing them FBI badges, said hey, you guys
work for me. Now those became the secret police agents.
What I'm trying to get through to you is, I
don't want you to be under the impression that the
communist revolutionaries, the people fighting it, that they think there's
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some lofty end goal where they're going to get. They're
just destroyers. They're scumbacks. And we're not just talking about
the street animals, the media people too. That's right, Chris,
revolution without end, Lennon said, the worse the better. The
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revolution never ends. The destruction never ends. They don't have
some destination. You think about things like a destination. So
when you look at some dirtball in the media protecting
the communist revolution. It's not hard for you to figure
out where this is going and how terrible this is
going to be for everyone else, because you're a logical person.
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They just want to destroy with these with these criminals.
The media always protects, you know, the teens. Another group
of teens today, Well, can't they see eventually they're gonna
take over everything and they're they're gonna be killing people
in mats. But they're just soldiers in the revolution. They've
been given a gun and an FBI badge and they're
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marching forward on behalf of the revolution. Don't assign your
logical thinking to evil, demonic destroyers. All right, we'll be back.
What's the feeling a little stocky? Follow like and subscribe
on social at Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on an Amazing, Wonderful Tuesday. Member. You can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Portland Judge.
She says she's too busy running for reelection to oversee trials.
I understand that stuff in all the time. It's Jesse.
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Your explorations of history are easily my favorite part of
your show. I wanted to make a pitch. I've been
watching the Spartacus TV series. I'd love to see if
you could make a series or even just devote part
of an episode to the Third Servile War. I'd find
it fascinating, not just because of Spartacus and his insane
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feats like breaking the Romans, pinning him on top of
Vesuvius by making ropes from vines and climbing down, but
also it put an It was put to an end
by Marcus Crassus and Julius Caesar, so it would be
so on and so forth. Also, if this gets read
on your show, Hi, daddy says his name is Dell. Dad,
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you're raising a good boy there? Also, Dad, do you
monitor what he watches?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
It? All?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's Spartacus TV series is not for kids, man. There's
a lot of Chris what have you seen? What Chris said?
Is it any good? I don't want to answer that
because it's really really not for kids. I don't I'm
not just I'm not just talking about violence. Man. There's
a lot of adult stuff, a lot of adult a
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lot of adult stuff in that show. I can't stress
that enough. Yeah, it's outstanding, absolutely absolutely outstanding. I thought
it was really really well done. I forget what TV
network did its Star. I think I might have been Stars.
It was years ago where I watched it. I thought
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it was very well done. Yeah, no, that might be
a good idea. The Third Servile War would be a
good idea. I am still currently tackling Napoleon's disastrous retreat
from Russia. There's just so much to that, so I'm
still chopping away at that. I hope you don't think
I've forgotten. I'm working on another. That one will probably
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end up being a long one, so I'm working on
that one. Third Servile War is a very good idea.
I will give you this though. Here's something decimation. You've
probably used that term in your life. You've probably used
the term incorrectly. Everybody does. I do too. When we
say somebody has been decimated, what are we saying. We're
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saying wiped out? Completely wiped out. That person was wiped out.
Except that's not what decimation actually means. Decimation means reduced
by ten percent. Now, the practice of decimation was one
that is normally assigned to the Romans. Understandably, what was
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it if your unit showed cowardice on the battlefield turned
and ran something like that. Then they would essentially draw straws,
pick a number from a hat. That's what they would
do pretty much, and one out of it. There were
ten man units, and whoever got the short straw? Wow,
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was that a short straw? Because the other nine men
his friends. Remember these are people that they are, You're
closer than your brothers. They would have to beat him
to death. So it's not just that you die, you
are beaten to death, and you are beaten to death
by your closest friends. I don't I don't know who
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that's more traumatic for the guy who's getting beaten or
the one having to do the beaten. Could you imagine now,
people say the Romans did this, The Romans did this,
The Romans did this. It's true and it's not true.
Remember when we talk about the Romans, we're talking about
a thousand year empire picture. I mean America. We're two
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hundred and fifty years old this year, two fifty Now,
that's actually a pretty good run for an empire. Think
about being a quarter of the way done with it
years from now still, the United States of America, that's
probably not even realistic to think about, right, but that
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was the Roman Empire. So when you say things like
the Romans did this or the Romans did that, usually
you should qualify that by saying there was a period
of time when the Romans did this. I brought all
this up because you brought up Crassus. Crassus was, they say,
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the wealthiest man who ever lived, one of the wealthiest
men who ever lived, a Roman. But he didn't have
a ton of battlefield accomplishments that ended up getting him
killed in the end. We'll get that another time. But Crassus,
they had the slave army led by Spartacus, and the
slave army was whipping to Crappa all these Roman armies
that were coming. Quick pause for a second. We don't know. Now.
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I might have some scholarly type who tells me we
have confirmation at this, but I doubt that because I
have looked into it pretty extensively. We don't know exactly
what Spartacus's military background was. I think we do know
he was captured as a slave from a military campaign.
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I think they think historians think that he was a
military commander of some kind, which would make sense because
this is clearly not your run of the mill slave
This is somebody who knew what he was doing. Anyway,
he's slapping around these Roman armies. Crassus says, I'll lead
an army down there, and I'll go down and whip him. Well,
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Crassus's boys take a whipping at first. Crassus brought back
decimation for his troops when it hadn't been practiced for
a long, long, long time in the Roman Empire. When
he did it, it was one of those things that
showed how truly desperate the Romans were. Because don't think
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decimation was something that just happened all the time in
the Roman Empire. No, they knew it's a little far,
maybe maybe a little too far here, very very very rare.
But when you have a gigantic slave army potentially going
to conquer the entire place and your guys don't perform
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the way you think they should, well, crass has brought
it back. Probably a pretty ugly day. Jesse, you say
you ran for Congress twice and lost twice, but you
gloss over the fact that you're two for two in primaries.
Why don't you share more helpful insight in that area
with people who consider running for office rather than always
reminding us how bad you suck. I also have never
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heard you say that Gifford's cheated. That's all class man.
Everyone knows she did. Wow. I don't want to be
that guy, and I don't know that. By the way,
I don't have any idea whether there was cheating or
not cheating. I lost by four thousand votes. What you're
gonna do? That's the way it goes sometimes eight I
lost two general elections. What's winning the primary get you?
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That's not that's that? What do you get? What is
that a participation trophy? Now, yes, I ran in primaries
in one, and I don't think it's because I have
some particular skills or something like that. I'd never run
for office before. I'm I'm very far to the right.
I'm extremely far to the right. I don't know of
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a single politician who is to the right of me.
I don't know. I don't think I have a single
friend who is to the right of me. I hope
you don't think I was kidding about crocodiles on the border.
I'm I'm not talking about that at all. I hope
you don't think I'm kidding about shipping illegals to a
penal colony in Greenland before we send them back to
their home. There. These are positions I actually hold. That's
not for radio. I actually hold these positions. So in
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a Republican primary, you want to be the one furthest
to the right. Nobody was going to be able to
get to the right of me because it doesn't exist.
You can't get to the right of me. That's not
a position that is obtainable. So it was never going
to happen. Now that combined with the mood of the country.
Remember this was the Tea Party era where Americans were
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horrified by Barack Obama and they wanted to go out
and do something about it, and so there were rallies.
We never seen rallies like that before. So we were
getting more and more blood thirsty at a time when
bloodthirsty me started running. It all worked out for me
to win the primary. But now I'm talking to you,
so I guess it didn't work in the end anyway.
One more segment, Hang on, this is a Jesse Kelly Show.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show before we return tomorrow, and more address.
I mean, I don't know world peace, world War. I
guess we'll find out everything tomorrow. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show, Hershey's quietly changing
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recipes after facing a backlash. So are you one of
these people who thinks things used to be better? Of
course you are, because they did. Are you one of
these people who thinks things used to taste better? Of
course you are, because they did. Let me explain something
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something by Buddy. Chef Andrew Gruhle has explained multiple times
the restaurant industry, we're gonna move off Hershey's. The restaurant industry,
for instance, have you noticed that lots of food tastes
the same now and it's not very good in restaurants
it tastes the same. It's not very good. It tastes
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the same. It's not very good. It tastes the same.
It's not very good. Why is this so consistent? Are
your taste buds changing? No? Very few food supply companies
exist now in the United States of America, So very
likely the chicken wings you're eating in Applebee's come from
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the exact same supplier who gives them the chilies, who
gives them to this who gives them to that and
gives it. You see what I mean, we have for
a laundry list of reasons. We have allowed these gigantic
corporations to kind of eat up all the smaller ones
in the United States of America, and now there's just
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one or two. There's no variety, So there's no variety
in squat Anyway, I'm passionate about this because I'm a
big Reese's Peanut butter Cup fan and I recently won what, Chris,
I recently bought these Reese's Peanut butter cups that had
Reese's pieces stuffed inside of the Riese's Peanut butter cup. What, Chris,
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What do they have a bunch of stoners up there?
I mean, I don't know. Whatever they have, they need
to keep them right. But there's no You're right, there's
no way there could be drug testing if someone came
up with that. Either way, it was good, it was good.
I don't want to be smirch it. It wasn't great.
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It wasn't. I thought I was walking into great. I
thought I was gonna be walking into Flavor Town. It
just wasn't. It wasn't what I thought. And I thought
am I getting old? God forbid? Am I getting healthier?
Surely not? Anyway, I'm glad the ingredients are changing back.
I don't know why we're talking about this. Let's play
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the dirt ball, Mayor of New York again.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
We stand here together, got New York City Health and
Hospitals Bellevue opening an outposted therapeutic housing unit for incarcerated individuals,
the first facility of its kind.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Do you have your burna launcher? What do you carry
on you that's going to stop one of those incarcerated
individuals they let out of jail. Did you think these
people were when they said they're going to close the jails,
they're gonna empty the jails. They're emptying them onto our
streets as fast as possible. And you can say, well
I live in a red area. Yeah, well they have cars,
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they get on buses, and they come to your red
area to loot and rape and murder and pillage. Now,
what does your daughter carry on her? A burn a
launcher is legal in all fifty states because it's non lethal.
It shoots tear gas balls or pepper rounds. Swat teams
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please mention on your show tonight why you call Kamala
Harris dome. I was in prison for four years in Florida.
I listened every weekday night. Even when you add James T.
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Harris and so on and so forth, sub hoost for you. Anyway,
there are still lifers in day in the prison system
listening to your program because I turned them onto it, says,
I don't have to mention his name. I've always thought
that was so freaking cool that we got dudes incarcerated
just hack it away at it and making their day
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a little bit better too. Gonna turn their lives around.
Now that you're out of the joint, brother, don't ever
go back. All right, you got this, Jesse, Can you
explain why if we lose Texas, we lose the country.
I'm from California. I'd like to know more. Go look
at the electoral college votes and how they're tallied. Here's
how it is. It's a simple math equation. Each state, really,
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based on its population, gets a certain number of Electoral
College votes to elect the presidency. Because Ronald Reagan foolishly
let in a bunch of foreigners and gave him amnesty, California,
which used to be solidly read, is now one of
the most communist states in the United States of America.
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Solidly blue, California has comfortably the most electoral College votes.
That means every time there's a presidential election, we start
out behind, way behind, because they get California. The only
state we have that helps us gain back a lot
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of that ground is Texas. If we ever lose Texas,
and we're not losing Texas, don't worry. We'll be fine
if we ever lose Texas. Well. If you start out
a presidential race and you are California and Texas behind,
then it's probably not realistic that you can catch up again.
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I don't have the numbers in front of you, but
you would probably have to go on to win forty
states if you're going to overcome not having California and Texas.
Maybe more than that, there are just so many electoral
College votes you can't be you can be California behind.
And when the presidency Trump just did it, you can't
be California and Texas. It doesn't work that way. And
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then you get what mass amnesty. And now here's a headline,
but you know the thing, headlines we didn't get to.
Minneapolis Planning Commission advances overnight parking plan for people living
in cars. Communists will destroy your society to such a
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degree that they now will just put in plans for
people who live in their cars. I want to remind
you Minneapolis, when I was a child, was gorgeous, anguished
final words of a boy fifteen who was shot dead
by an illegal migrant eighteen who tricked him into thinking
he was meeting a girl. Democrats bring these people into
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the country as fast as humanly possible. Remember that Russia
and China veto a UN resolution on reopening the Strait
of hor Moves. I guess Russia hasn't really forgotten about
US providing Ukraine with weapons to kill Russian soldiers for
years and years and years. We had to know they
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were going to get back at us somehow, some way,
and rumor has it that Russia has been dumping some
weapons on the Iranians that are that can hurt us.
That's not good. Iranians form human chains at power plants.
I was thinking about that today as I saw these
things earlier. That has to be so boring. You're just
standing at what Chris is standing out in front of
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the power plant. But I guess that maybe the plan.
If you're standing there for long enough, you'll probably be like,
I hope they drop a missile on me. I'm done
with this whole thing. Either way, I'll come back tomorrow.
We'll talk about all this stuff. That's all
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday.
I don't know where we're gonna go this hour. I mean,
we have to talk about companies laying people off, where sucks,
a border security plan. I can get behind Hershey's chocolate emails,
(00:32):
all that, so much more coming up in the final
hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let's talk
about something good. I'm going to talk about something good,
something I find to be uplifting. Bangladesh is floating the
idea of putting crocodiles on their border for border patrol,
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and I love this. This what Chris listen. Oftentimes I've
said this before. Communists will explain my worldview better than
loser Republicans do. For instance, Joyanne Reid, remember that clip
we played, Chris. We grabbed that Joyanne read clip from
last night. Joyanne Reid was trying to sound scary, make
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me sound scary, make you sound scary. She was trying
to make this sound like a bad thing. But Joyanne Reid,
when she went on camera and tried to make us
sound scary, actually outline my plans perfectly.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Is that if you go back before the twentieth century,
there were no income taxes, there were no regulations on business.
You could earn as much money as you want, leave
one hundred percent of it to your children with no taxes.
That's the world they want back. And to get it back,
they need society to change, they need people to be
less modern.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, yes, perfect. I'm not going to ask Chris to
go back and get it. But Obama at one point
in time, speaking of the border patrol, Obama he said, ah,
these Republicans they want they want to put crocodiles and
alligators down on the border. And of course Republicans scrambled
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to the microphone that's not true. We're looking for a
humane thing.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I think I was the only one who was like, yeah,
that's awesome, it's perfect. Yeah, that's exactly what I want. Good,
that's exactly what I want. Rashida Kleeb claim cleib whatever.
Remember it wasn't long ago.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
She was in the congressional hearing and she held up
this picture that the Department of Homeland Security had put
up and she said something to the effect I forget
exactly what she said. She said, you know what This
makes me feel like, this makes me feel like a
Mushlima and I don't even know what a Muslima is,
and I've never heard that term before in my life.
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This makes me feel like as a Muslima that I'm
not welcome here. And of course, yes, that's exactly it. Death,
You've got it figured out, That's exactly it. Communists outline
my worldview so much better than Republicans do that. It's sad,
but I support you, Bangladesh. I want you. I want
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those crocodiles on the border. I also want Americans to
stop getting fired. Oracles mass layoffs on March thirty first
done the tech world, not just for their scale. Thirty
thousand people were immediately terminated, but with this is from Newsmax.
But with Oracles fifty billion dollar kapex on AI data
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centers still in the works and cash flows paling in comparison,
the cuts may not be finished. Do you remember Do
you remember when we had Ryan Gurdusky on the show
and he talked about AI. If you don't remember Buddies
with Ryan Gardusky, He's one of these political nerds, breaks
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down all the poles. It really gets down to the
nitty gritty of what people are feeling and what they're not.
One of the reasons I like Ryan is Ryan is
one of these types. He doesn't give a crap if
it's something you want to hear or not. He's just
going to give you the data. This is what the
data says, is what it is. You may love it
sometimes you sometimes you hate it. But he said something
that I thought was really really inspiring, and I found
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it inspiring because it goes along the lines of something
that I had predicted on the show. I said, AI
artificial intelligence. I understand it's all the rage and things
like that now, but I am not as afraid of
it as other people are because I thought I thought
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human beings would reject it. Human beings will not like
it. It's always being sold is it'll make your life better.
It can do this, you can do that and do this.
But human beings, instinctively, they will want things from other
human beings. They will reject AI. People make these predictions
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like AI will make all the music, and I know
there have been big AI music songs. I understand that
AI is gonna make all the movies and write all
the books, and AI this, and you gotta have AI
radio shows and things like that. I think people will
hate it and they'll reject it. And when they find
out it's AI, they will not like it. Human beings
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will instinctively reject it. And anyway, Ryan Gardusky comes on
the show and he said AI is an eighty twenty
issue with voters in the United States of America, meaning
eighty percent of the people in the United States of
America have a negative view of it. Of it, they
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are worried about it, They are going to reject it.
They want a politician who will dig in on rejecting it.
And some of these corporations, I don't think they're appropriately
reading the tea leaves on this stuff. I understand a
corporation has to make money. That's the entire purpose of
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any business is to make money. Make money for yourself.
If you have shareholders, make money for them, make money
for your employees. The bottom line is the whole bottom line.
That's what business does. I get that. And on a
P and L a profit loss sheet, a profit loss sheet,
it displays about exactly what you think. In case you
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don't know what it is, but you can look at
it and you can see your expenses and every business owner,
large businesses and small mom and pop shops, every single
one of it, looks at the labor cost, what you
pay people, and thinks to itself, are we paying that much?
(06:56):
Do we have to pay that much? Are we? I mean? Now,
ai AI tells that big corporate ceo, Hey, I'll cut
that number in half. And that big corporate ceo trying
to expand his company, trying to increase the size of
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that Christmas bonus check, trying to figure out a way
to cut costs, and he gets presented with a plan
to cut that number in half. He thinks to himself, Wow,
that's pretty worth it. Hey send out the email. Thirty
thousand people are fired. But humanity does not exist on
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a profit loss sheet. And if businesses are going to
start doing this in mass, if they're going to start
doing this at the level some of them are doing this,
I think these businesses are in store for a public backlash.
That public backlash I think will be uglier than other
public backlashes. And this is what I mean. One thing
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I guarantee you is coming. Christ you write this one down,
I guarantee you something is coming, and that is politicians
are going to start regulating AI. They're going to start
regulating how many people can be laid off with AI. Now,
this is going to involve all kinds of government intrusion
in business, and in the end they'll screw it all
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up and it'll be terrible. But when a politician is
handed in eighty twenty issue, he's going to act on
that just out of self preservation.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
He is.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now, that's that's the best side of it. Here's the
uglier side of it. People are going to get killed.
I'm talking about CEOs are going to get killed. I
already heard through the grapevine that Oracle after they canned
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thirty thousand people. Apparently they locked down their headquarters like
it was Fort Knox with armed security. Because when you
tell thirty thousand people they don't get a paycheck anymore.
The chances are there's one guy or one gallon there
who's going to lose his mind and come back with
a gun. Chances are pretty strong you fired at least
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one unbalanced person who's violent. I'm not cheering this on.
This is the last thing in the world I ever
want to see, you know that. But I think if
it's going to become the norm in the corporate world
to do mass firings because you are doing a big
company transition to AI. I think that that United Healthcare
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CEO who got gun down in the streets in New York,
remember that story, terrible story. I think that he's going
to end up being one of many. I think you're
going to see people die. You start taking away people's
livelihoods en mass people die. It's always been that way.
People die when too many people get fired, because, like
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I said, there's always some violent psycho when they're maybe
on drugs, drinking too much booze nothing left to lose?
Will that rhyme? Drinking too much booze with nothing left
to lose? What? Chris? But what? I don't know what
that is? There is that song lyrics? Did I steal
Summon song lyrics? Or did I write my own? Just now,
(10:26):
Chris Live on the air. This is amazing. This is
why I told you I should have been a singer songwriter.
Drink too much booze, nothing left to lose. See, we
have most of a song right there. I that pure
talkle back me. I'm gonna get a hold you know what.
I'm tempted to dial someone right now. What Chris, I'll
(10:48):
dial pound two five zero. I'll say Jesse Kelly. I
know it's going to be an American on the other end,
so I won't have to translate my song because pure
talk high Americans and they're so friendly on the phone.
Even if she thinks my song sucks, I bet you money,
she's gonna be all that's the best song I've ever heard,
(11:10):
and I'll drink with nothing left to lose, and she's
gonna love it. Now. You should lose Verizon at and
T and T Mobile, by the way, because they're charging
you way too much, and they're dirtball comedy companies who
hire foreigners, and you don't need to send your money
to companies like that. Keep your phone, keep your number.
We're talking plans for thirty five bucks a month. Come on,
(11:33):
pick up your phone, dial pound two five zero and
say Jesse Kelly Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.
We'll be back. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Thursday. Thursday.
(11:58):
It's Tuesday. You know what happened? We sing our songwriters
sometimes what Chris. Sometimes? Sometimes our mind works differently than
non artists. They wouldn't understand it. But drinking too much booze,
nothing left to lose. Yah yaha, YadA. It's all coming together, Chris.
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It might end up being a heavy sea.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It is as heavy as ten boxes that you might
be moving.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Almighty oracle search, I'm searching for advice. My daughter accepted
a call to serve as a Christian missionary for our
church in Nashville, Tennessee, for eighteen months starting in May. Dang,
that's a stretch. She is returning home from school in
the next week to prepare for her departure. How would
you handle the next month before she leaves. We're gonna
(12:50):
go on a family trip within this time. But what
do you think is best for father daughter time understanding?
You don't have daughters love your show when coming out
to you toss and on and so forth. You know what,
Take her to a baseball game. I'll tell you something.
(13:13):
I maybe I'm just getting old, but taking my kids
to a ball game doesn't have to be major leagues.
By the way, whatever, it didn't find something taking my
kids to sporting events. Half the time, they don't give
a crap about the sport that's being played. There's just
something great about it. Then we go get caught in
(13:34):
candy together and we sit there and we cheer when
everyone else cheers, and you you treasure those moments. The
other night, I was watching the Astros game. I'm watching
the Astros game, just relaxing. I'm kind of browsing on
my phone, trying of doing some makeshift show prep for
the next day, seeing if anything's out there that I
(13:56):
can entertain the masses with. And my son Luke comes downstairs.
He said, oh, the Astros are on. Yeah, So he
goes back upstairs because he was putting together these figurine things.
It's hard to explain. He comes back upstairs, grabs them,
comes back down, plops down right beside me, and puts
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them together, watching the game with me. It's cool, right, Chris,
and I have to be honest. I am probably horribly
biased in this thing. And here's the reason why. The
last thing I did with my father on this planet
was watch a baseball game. We got up, we went
(14:37):
fishing with the boys that morning, remember I told you
the story, And then we went to some Cajun restaurant.
My dad loves food like I love, and we made
disgusting pigs of ourselves, stuff in our faces. Came home
that night, everyone had dinner, we got cleaned up, all
the women went away so we could actually hear ourselves think,
and Dad and me sat down and watched a baseball
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We didn't even care about the teams. The Dodgers are
playing somebody. Forget what it was, playoffs, but Dodgers are
playing somebody, and we sat and watched a baseball game,
told them good night. I never saw him again, So
I don't know. There's just something about that. I think
something whatever. Who knows, Jesse, I've been trying to figure
out why the media is so pro communist. For the
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life of me, I don't get it. What do they
think they would gain by living in a communist company?
Are they that stupid? All right, let me explain something
again about the communist mentality. So I've used many countries
as an example of this before, but I want to
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actually go to the Soviet Union because they're one of
the best ones. They when they first had their revolution
in the Soviet Union, it's not like they had a
communist revolution and then well the country kind of runs
the same way. It's just communists are in charge, not
at all, not at all. They got rid of the czar,
(16:00):
and yeah, the communists were technically sitting in the seats
of power in the government, but the people were starving
the same way they were beforehand. So the communists they
knew they had to feed the people somehow, some way,
while at the same time crushing descent or their little
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revolution was going to be very short lived. Starving people
will overthrow any government, that's the bottom line. They will.
Starving people will act in those ways. The communists to
get the food and to crush descent. They went not
only to the prisons, which we've discussed before, and I
don't just mean they opened up the doors for political prisoners.
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They said, hey, rapists, come here, how'd you like to
eat every day? We'll make sure you're fed. We're going
to give you this gun, and we need you to
do some things for us. They armed the sickest, most
violent people in their society and then sent out these
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armed gangs. I mean they called them military units, but
sent out these armed gangs to go steal food from
people and murder people. I talk about the cheka because
that's what I call the FBI. The cheka was the
first secret police agency in the Soviet Union. It's the
one that Lennon and all those guys got rolled. They
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called it the Checko. That's what it was known as. Well.
I hope you're not under the impression that Cheka was
a bunch of street cops who decided to move on
to the federal program. It's pack full of criminals, scumbacks.
It would be like going down to some violent state
prison somewhere with FBI badges, not just letting them out
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of prison, handing them FBI badges, said hey, you guys
work for me. Now those became the secret police agents.
What I'm trying to get through to you is, I
don't want you to be under the impression that the
communist revolutionaries, the people fighting it, that they think there's
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some lofty end goal where they're going to get. They're
just destroyers. They're scumbacks. And we're not just talking about
the street animals, the media people too. That's right, Chris,
revolution without end, Lennon said, the worse the better. The
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revolution never ends. The destruction never ends. They don't have
some destination. You think about things like a destination. So
when you look at some dirtball in the media protecting
the communist revolution. It's not hard for you to figure
out where this is going and how terrible this is
going to be for everyone else, because you're a logical person.
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They just want to destroy with these with these criminals.
The media always protects, you know, the teens. Another group
of teens today, Well, can't they see eventually they're gonna
take over everything and they're they're gonna be killing people
in mats. But they're just soldiers in the revolution. They've
been given a gun and an FBI badge and they're
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marching forward on behalf of the revolution. Don't assign your
logical thinking to evil, demonic destroyers. All right, we'll be back.
What's the feeling a little stocky? Follow like and subscribe
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Kelly Show on an Amazing, Wonderful Tuesday. Member. You can
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She says she's too busy running for reelection to oversee trials.
I understand that stuff in all the time. It's Jesse.
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Your explorations of history are easily my favorite part of
your show. I wanted to make a pitch. I've been
watching the Spartacus TV series. I'd love to see if
you could make a series or even just devote part
of an episode to the Third Servile War. I'd find
it fascinating, not just because of Spartacus and his insane
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feats like breaking the Romans, pinning him on top of
Vesuvius by making ropes from vines and climbing down, but
also it put an It was put to an end
by Marcus Crassus and Julius Caesar, so it would be
so on and so forth. Also, if this gets read
on your show, Hi, daddy says his name is Dell. Dad,
(20:46):
you're raising a good boy there? Also, Dad, do you
monitor what he watches?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
It? All?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's Spartacus TV series is not for kids, man. There's
a lot of Chris what have you seen? What Chris said?
Is it any good? I don't want to answer that
because it's really really not for kids. I don't I'm
not just I'm not just talking about violence. Man. There's
a lot of adult stuff, a lot of adult a
(21:16):
lot of adult stuff in that show. I can't stress
that enough. Yeah, it's outstanding, absolutely absolutely outstanding. I thought
it was really really well done. I forget what TV
network did its Star. I think I might have been Stars.
It was years ago where I watched it. I thought
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it was very well done. Yeah, no, that might be
a good idea. The Third Servile War would be a
good idea. I am still currently tackling Napoleon's disastrous retreat
from Russia. There's just so much to that, so I'm
still chopping away at that. I hope you don't think
I've forgotten. I'm working on another. That one will probably
(21:58):
end up being a long one, so I'm working on
that one. Third Servile War is a very good idea.
I will give you this though. Here's something decimation. You've
probably used that term in your life. You've probably used
the term incorrectly. Everybody does. I do too. When we
say somebody has been decimated, what are we saying. We're
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saying wiped out? Completely wiped out. That person was wiped out.
Except that's not what decimation actually means. Decimation means reduced
by ten percent. Now, the practice of decimation was one
that is normally assigned to the Romans. Understandably, what was
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it if your unit showed cowardice on the battlefield turned
and ran something like that. Then they would essentially draw straws,
pick a number from a hat. That's what they would
do pretty much, and one out of it. There were
ten man units, and whoever got the short straw? Wow,
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was that a short straw? Because the other nine men
his friends. Remember these are people that they are, You're
closer than your brothers. They would have to beat him
to death. So it's not just that you die, you
are beaten to death, and you are beaten to death
by your closest friends. I don't I don't know who
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that's more traumatic for the guy who's getting beaten or
the one having to do the beaten. Could you imagine now,
people say the Romans did this, The Romans did this,
The Romans did this. It's true and it's not true.
Remember when we talk about the Romans, we're talking about
a thousand year empire picture. I mean America. We're two
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hundred and fifty years old this year, two fifty Now,
that's actually a pretty good run for an empire. Think
about being a quarter of the way done with it
years from now still, the United States of America, that's
probably not even realistic to think about, right, but that
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was the Roman Empire. So when you say things like
the Romans did this or the Romans did that, usually
you should qualify that by saying there was a period
of time when the Romans did this. I brought all
this up because you brought up Crassus. Crassus was, they say,
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the wealthiest man who ever lived, one of the wealthiest
men who ever lived, a Roman. But he didn't have
a ton of battlefield accomplishments that ended up getting him
killed in the end. We'll get that another time. But Crassus,
they had the slave army led by Spartacus, and the
slave army was whipping to Crappa all these Roman armies
that were coming. Quick pause for a second. We don't know. Now.
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I might have some scholarly type who tells me we
have confirmation at this, but I doubt that because I
have looked into it pretty extensively. We don't know exactly
what Spartacus's military background was. I think we do know
he was captured as a slave from a military campaign.
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I think they think historians think that he was a
military commander of some kind, which would make sense because
this is clearly not your run of the mill slave
This is somebody who knew what he was doing. Anyway,
he's slapping around these Roman armies. Crassus says, I'll lead
an army down there, and I'll go down and whip him. Well,
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Crassus's boys take a whipping at first. Crassus brought back
decimation for his troops when it hadn't been practiced for
a long, long, long time in the Roman Empire. When
he did it, it was one of those things that
showed how truly desperate the Romans were. Because don't think
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decimation was something that just happened all the time in
the Roman Empire. No, they knew it's a little far,
maybe maybe a little too far here, very very very rare.
But when you have a gigantic slave army potentially going
to conquer the entire place and your guys don't perform
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the way you think they should, well, crass has brought
it back. Probably a pretty ugly day. Jesse, you say
you ran for Congress twice and lost twice, but you
gloss over the fact that you're two for two in primaries.
Why don't you share more helpful insight in that area
with people who consider running for office rather than always
reminding us how bad you suck. I also have never
(26:43):
heard you say that Gifford's cheated. That's all class man.
Everyone knows she did. Wow. I don't want to be
that guy, and I don't know that. By the way,
I don't have any idea whether there was cheating or
not cheating. I lost by four thousand votes. What you're
gonna do? That's the way it goes sometimes eight I
lost two general elections. What's winning the primary get you?
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That's not that's that? What do you get? What is
that a participation trophy? Now, yes, I ran in primaries
in one, and I don't think it's because I have
some particular skills or something like that. I'd never run
for office before. I'm I'm very far to the right.
I'm extremely far to the right. I don't know of
(27:25):
a single politician who is to the right of me.
I don't know. I don't think I have a single
friend who is to the right of me. I hope
you don't think I was kidding about crocodiles on the border.
I'm I'm not talking about that at all. I hope
you don't think I'm kidding about shipping illegals to a
penal colony in Greenland before we send them back to
their home. There. These are positions I actually hold. That's
not for radio. I actually hold these positions. So in
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a Republican primary, you want to be the one furthest
to the right. Nobody was going to be able to
get to the right of me because it doesn't exist.
You can't get to the right of me. That's not
a position that is obtainable. So it was never going
to happen. Now that combined with the mood of the country.
Remember this was the Tea Party era where Americans were
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horrified by Barack Obama and they wanted to go out
and do something about it, and so there were rallies.
We never seen rallies like that before. So we were
getting more and more blood thirsty at a time when
bloodthirsty me started running. It all worked out for me
to win the primary. But now I'm talking to you,
so I guess it didn't work in the end anyway.
One more segment, Hang on, this is a Jesse Kelly Show.
(28:40):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show before we return tomorrow, and more address.
I mean, I don't know world peace, world War. I
guess we'll find out everything tomorrow. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show, Hershey's quietly changing
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recipes after facing a backlash. So are you one of
these people who thinks things used to be better? Of
course you are, because they did. Are you one of
these people who thinks things used to taste better? Of
course you are, because they did. Let me explain something
(29:24):
something by Buddy. Chef Andrew Gruhle has explained multiple times
the restaurant industry, we're gonna move off Hershey's. The restaurant industry,
for instance, have you noticed that lots of food tastes
the same now and it's not very good in restaurants
it tastes the same. It's not very good. It tastes
(29:46):
the same. It's not very good. It tastes the same.
It's not very good. Why is this so consistent? Are
your taste buds changing? No? Very few food supply companies
exist now in the United States of America, So very
likely the chicken wings you're eating in Applebee's come from
(30:08):
the exact same supplier who gives them the chilies, who
gives them to this who gives them to that and
gives it. You see what I mean, we have for
a laundry list of reasons. We have allowed these gigantic
corporations to kind of eat up all the smaller ones
in the United States of America, and now there's just
(30:29):
one or two. There's no variety, So there's no variety
in squat Anyway, I'm passionate about this because I'm a
big Reese's Peanut butter Cup fan and I recently won what, Chris,
I recently bought these Reese's Peanut butter cups that had
Reese's pieces stuffed inside of the Riese's Peanut butter cup. What, Chris,
(30:54):
What do they have a bunch of stoners up there?
I mean, I don't know. Whatever they have, they need
to keep them right. But there's no You're right, there's
no way there could be drug testing if someone came
up with that. Either way, it was good, it was good.
I don't want to be smirch it. It wasn't great.
(31:14):
It wasn't. I thought I was walking into great. I
thought I was gonna be walking into Flavor Town. It
just wasn't. It wasn't what I thought. And I thought
am I getting old? God forbid? Am I getting healthier?
Surely not? Anyway, I'm glad the ingredients are changing back.
I don't know why we're talking about this. Let's play
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the dirt ball, Mayor of New York again.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
We stand here together, got New York City Health and
Hospitals Bellevue opening an outposted therapeutic housing unit for incarcerated individuals,
the first facility of its kind.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Do you have your burna launcher? What do you carry
on you that's going to stop one of those incarcerated
individuals they let out of jail. Did you think these
people were when they said they're going to close the jails,
they're gonna empty the jails. They're emptying them onto our
streets as fast as possible. And you can say, well
I live in a red area. Yeah, well they have cars,
(32:09):
they get on buses, and they come to your red
area to loot and rape and murder and pillage. Now,
what does your daughter carry on her? A burn a
launcher is legal in all fifty states because it's non lethal.
It shoots tear gas balls or pepper rounds. Swat teams
carry these things and it's small. If you get it
(32:32):
for your daughter. She can carry it on her in
her little purse. She can carry it on her and
should when she's out for a jog. When she's at home,
it should be by her bed. This thing works. It's
already saved the lives of my listeners. B y Rna
(32:52):
burn it dot com. If you have a sportsman's warehouse
in your area, you can go down and try it.
Bring your daughter, Berna dot com. All right, all right, Jesse,
please mention on your show tonight why you call Kamala
Harris dome. I was in prison for four years in Florida.
I listened every weekday night. Even when you add James T.
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Harris and so on and so forth, sub hoost for you. Anyway,
there are still lifers in day in the prison system
listening to your program because I turned them onto it, says,
I don't have to mention his name. I've always thought
that was so freaking cool that we got dudes incarcerated
just hack it away at it and making their day
(33:38):
a little bit better too. Gonna turn their lives around.
Now that you're out of the joint, brother, don't ever
go back. All right, you got this, Jesse, Can you
explain why if we lose Texas, we lose the country.
I'm from California. I'd like to know more. Go look
at the electoral college votes and how they're tallied. Here's
how it is. It's a simple math equation. Each state, really,
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based on its population, gets a certain number of Electoral
College votes to elect the presidency. Because Ronald Reagan foolishly
let in a bunch of foreigners and gave him amnesty, California,
which used to be solidly read, is now one of
the most communist states in the United States of America.
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Solidly blue, California has comfortably the most electoral College votes.
That means every time there's a presidential election, we start
out behind, way behind, because they get California. The only
state we have that helps us gain back a lot
(34:43):
of that ground is Texas. If we ever lose Texas,
and we're not losing Texas, don't worry. We'll be fine
if we ever lose Texas. Well. If you start out
a presidential race and you are California and Texas behind,
then it's probably not realistic that you can catch up again.
(35:07):
I don't have the numbers in front of you, but
you would probably have to go on to win forty
states if you're going to overcome not having California and Texas.
Maybe more than that, there are just so many electoral
College votes you can't be you can be California behind.
And when the presidency Trump just did it, you can't
be California and Texas. It doesn't work that way. And
(35:29):
then you get what mass amnesty. And now here's a headline,
but you know the thing, headlines we didn't get to.
Minneapolis Planning Commission advances overnight parking plan for people living
in cars. Communists will destroy your society to such a
(35:52):
degree that they now will just put in plans for
people who live in their cars. I want to remind
you Minneapolis, when I was a child, was gorgeous, anguished
final words of a boy fifteen who was shot dead
by an illegal migrant eighteen who tricked him into thinking
he was meeting a girl. Democrats bring these people into
(36:14):
the country as fast as humanly possible. Remember that Russia
and China veto a UN resolution on reopening the Strait
of hor Moves. I guess Russia hasn't really forgotten about
US providing Ukraine with weapons to kill Russian soldiers for
years and years and years. We had to know they
(36:35):
were going to get back at us somehow, some way,
and rumor has it that Russia has been dumping some
weapons on the Iranians that are that can hurt us.
That's not good. Iranians form human chains at power plants.
I was thinking about that today as I saw these
things earlier. That has to be so boring. You're just
standing at what Chris is standing out in front of
(36:57):
the power plant. But I guess that maybe the plan.
If you're standing there for long enough, you'll probably be like,
I hope they drop a missile on me. I'm done
with this whole thing. Either way, I'll come back tomorrow.
We'll talk about all this stuff. That's all
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