June 4, 2026 • 37 mins
Bashed knees and ground wiener. Chili and cinnamon rolls. The Republican attitude that pushes some people away.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There's too much to get to in the final hour.
I have no idea how we're gonna squeeze it all in.
I do know it's going to be a good time.
We have Supreme Court helping us out again. Democrats really
screwed up with this redistricting stuff. Some foreigner talk. James
tall Rico is an insane person. Democrats are just openly
courting Al Qaeda at this point in time. Ah, that's
(00:46):
so much more obsmate at me and coming up on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show, Chris, what are you
whining about over there? What just happened? What is it?
Chris busted his knee? Cry me a freakin river, Chris?
Do you have any idea, any idea how many times
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I have tried to scoot under a table in my life?
I'm six foot eight and I have bashed my knee
on something under the table. What what I'm used to it?
You don't get used to bashing your knee on it?
Do you think when I bashed my knee? I'm all Oh,
what a great time? Is that what you think, Chris?
(01:32):
It's been forty four years of this. I just laugh
it off now. At one point in time in Japan,
they decided they wanted to do one of these authentic meals.
I told you about these authentic meals, and it was
straight out of the freaking movies with you know, the
paper doors and things like that, and they had the
straw floor and all this other stuff, and they have
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these tables in there, low tables. You had to take
your shoes off before you went in, too. Took my
shoes off. I wanted to be respectful, you know, canichi
want all that? What Chris? I did not fit under
the table. And it's not like there was enough room
where I could just stretch my legs out or kind
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of do that thing were you spread your legs out
to the side. It wasn't physically possible for me to
eat at the table, So I had to sit there
with my knees up above the edge of the table,
leaning forward, attempting to shovel in some sort of a
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fish thing in that what Chris. Chris says that that's
the time I went and got shakeshack No, by the
way pause by shakeshack story. I completely lied about something.
I lied about the city. I said it was in Kagoshima.
It was in Hiroshima, Hiroshima. I'll tell you what. Hiroshima
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looked surprisingly new. But that's nothing to stop Chris focus. Anyway, No,
that was in Hiroshima. This time when I, I mean,
I couldn't sit there and eat that food, and I
was uncomfortable. I got up went looking for food. I
was hungry. Found a little coffee shop. Little coffee shops
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said hey, what did they call it? Ground wiener or
something like that. That's what they called it was on
the menu. The translations over there are hysterical. I should
note they translate everything to English, and sometimes the translation
is clearly not what they were going for. But anyway,
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at one point in time, as an example of that,
I picked up this menu and it was apparently the
spicy menu, and their English translation on the top of
the menu was it's really painful. Not even kidding, Yeah,
I know, not even back to the story. So I
get to this cafe and I'm looking at the menu
trying to find some something that's concrete eat. I have
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no idea why we're talking about this right now. But anyway,
trying to find something that's good to eat. And they
had ground weener with cheese on there, and that's what
they said. That's what they called it, ground weener with cheese. Okay,
well whatever, call me pete boodah jedge. I was in
the mood, so I just but I decided I'm going
ground weener. It was fantastic. It was Remember they do
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sausage and stuff pretty well over They really do meat
well in Japan. It had onions on it, fried onions
on it. It was on a bun piece of sausage,
fried onions, and then they had some kind of I
don't know what kind of cheese. It was mozzarella provoup.
Maybe it was a Japanese cheese. It was fantastic. I
got on the bus. Everyone else was getting on the bus,
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the big group tour bus, and everybody was griping about
the meal, and I said, man, not me. I got
me a ground wiener. And a bunch of them scampered
off the bus and ran over and went and got
one of came back. I've never had that many thank
yous in my entire life. Oh dude, thank you, I said, look,
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people gotta hang with me anyway, speaking of the Democrat
Party being mentally ill, speaking of the fact we've had
open borders in this country for far, far, far too long.
Listen to Shri tandeh.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You will go to tank or palace. Now there is
shift new Mahara yak and again the palace has the
power of the dark flight. It is dead. Please kill
my people.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Sorry, must to press the wrong button. That was the
wrong one. This was Shri Tandehar today. He was interrogating
Mark Mullan, Mark Wayne Mullen, the new head of the HS.
Do remember that Shri Tandehar immigrated here. He came from India.
He immigrated here. And every time I hear this dirty
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foreigner communist speak, I am reminded that America, out of
the kindness of its heart, opens up its borders to
people from all over the planet, and so many of
them come into this country and luxuriate and succeed in
this country and then dedicate a significant portion of their
lives to trashing this country.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
When will you stop DHS from using its social media
accounts to spare bigoted and racist words and imasury promoting
great replacementary.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Stop being racist?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Chris It's interesting how you make those claims and give
no facts, but yet your party is the one that's
supporting the guy that's got a Nazi tattoo.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I have the facts.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I have the facts, sir, No, there is no facts.
You throw out nationalism, nazism, and that's exactly what causes
the hatred and violence that happens to our officers every
single day. And you should be ashamed of using that word. No, no,
I it's not my words, is your words. Here's here's
call of Colorado. Here is that's not we reclaim my time, sir.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Colorado Fusion Center says Ice White's nationalist messaging could lead
to violence.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
This is just that who said that? And what is actual?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Is Colorado Fusion saying, tell me.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Exactly what message you're talking about now, don't give me
some some pole that is ran by the left. Just
talking about specific in my time. HS said, yeah, you
don't want to talk about it because but you want
to throw out racism all the time to It's just, Secretary,
this is.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
What we have to deal with because we've opened up
our borders of this country. Terrible, terrible, Jessey. Yesterday you said,
because of politics, Trump's ability to get laws passed will
be very tough. But he can still make executive declarations,
right if you are prior to leaving office, so on
and so forth. All Right, so Donald Trump's not going
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to get any more significant laws passed. That's just not
going to happen. It was always going to be a real,
real tough hill to climb with the slim majorities in
the House in the Senate to get any laws passed
that Trump could sign in, and honestly, if they did
produce one, because you'd need so many Democrat votes or
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Rhino votes, but I repeat myself, the law would kind
of suck anyway. So don't cry too much that you
never got any laws. That was already going to be
the case because of the slim majorities in the House
and the Senate. But we need to talk about Bill
Cassidy and John Cornyn. Bill Cassidy and John Cornyn are
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long established United States senators who just got crushed in
their primaries. Crushed in their primaries. Now Cornyn got crushed
in his primary and it had nothing to do with
Donald Trump, nothing whatsoever. Cassidy kind of did, but had
nothing to do with Donald Trump. Nevertheless, the United States Senate,
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GOP United States Senate. There's something about it. They call
it the most exclusive club in the world, which makes
me want to barf in my mouth. But that's what
they call the United States Senate. There's something about senators
they tend to ban together. For instance, Marco Rubio. You know,
(09:20):
Marco Rubio was a senator from Florida. Trump taps into
be Secretary of State. What you remember, Democrats opposed loudly
opposed every one of Trump's nominees. We needed every vote
to get the Trump nominee through except for Marco. Rubio
sailed through. I think it was ninety nine to nothing
and someone didn't show up. I forget exactly what the
vote was. Why he was a senator, he was part
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of the club. They treated like a club. I've told
you before, the Mitch McConnell types. When the cameras are off,
they get backstage with the Democrats and have a glass
of bourbon, and they make fun of us and they
hate us. They're all The Senate is always in it
for the Senate and their fellow senators. They treat it
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like a big club. Well, now that Cassidy and cornn
they feel like they got screwed by Trump. Other GOP
senators feel the exact same way. Well, they're gonna get
a pound of flesh too, and that pound of flesh
is whenever they feel like they can get away with it,
they're going to hamper Trump's agenda. And they're not going
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to try to pass any law Donald Trump once passed,
it's not gonna happen. Can we still do executive orders?
Of course Trump can do executive orders, and he will.
But I mean, you know, as well as I do,
an executive order just gets undone by the next Democrat
who comes in. It's better than not having one. But
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Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday.
I remember you could email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. James Tallerco compares unborn children to parasites. This
is going to land really well in Texas. Oh there's
one from Freebeacon. James Tallerco's girlfriend ranted about genocide of
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black people by police during the BLM riots and petition
to free a convicted cop killer.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Every time you start to scratch the surface of a
Democrat campaign, you will find legions of people associated with
it who are the most deranged communist nut jobs and
history of the world. This is the way this is. Now. Now,
let me explain something I wanted to touch on the
Senate for a few because there's a lot of fear
we're going to lose the House of Representatives in the midterms,
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and I fall in that camp. I mean, I don't
know that I'll make it a prediction, but I think
we'll probably lose the House of Representatives in the midterms,
all right, not ideal, we don't like it. But that
always begs the question, what about the Senate? What about
the Senate? What about the Senate? I think maybe, I
think unless outside of some big event, I think maybe
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we're going to be okay in the Senate. And that
is in large part due to Graham Platner. There are
really nine races. I was talking to Sean Spicer about
this earlier today. There are really nine races that are
something that we can talk about in the Senate this year,
places like Texas, in Maine and things like that. I'll
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just break it down the most simple way possible. Democrats
really have to have Maine. If Democrats are going to
take back the Senate. If they're going to win enough
seats to take back the Senate, they have to have Maine.
It looks like Democrats, by the way, don't get ahead
of me. I think they're probably going to pick up
a Senate seat or two North Carolina. I'm not saying
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it's a dune deal at all. November is a long
way away. North Carolina looks like it's going to be
a very difficult road for us. There's a former governor
running there. Cooper is his name, as a Democrat, as
a former governor, he knows a state he fundraises very well.
He did so. I'm not saying they're not going to
pick up any Senate seats, but in order to take
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enough Senate seats back away from us, it really boils
down to they have to have Maine. But Democrat primary
voters probably screwed themselves. They just did. Susan Collins is
the Republican senator from Maine. I know you don't love her.
She's never going to have a great conservative score. She's
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not going to be leading any anti communist rallies anytime soon.
All that's fine. She is a United States Senator, a
Republican from a blue state, and she pulls that off
because she's really, really, really good. She's a good campaigner. Look,
I'm not a fan, obviously, but she's a good campaigner.
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She's an excellent fundraiser. When I talk to people from Maine,
Susan Collins seems accessible to them. She'll show up. She's
going to show up at the County Fair, She's going
to show up at the American Legion. She's going to
show up at the church breakfast. Susan Collins. If you
want to get elected in the state that doesn't represent you,
(15:35):
you better be seen out there. She's really good, but
really good might not have been enough if it turns
out to be a Democrat waveyear. But the Democrat primary
voter can no longer control his demonic urges. The Democrat
primary voter that they want to hear that you're going
(15:56):
to destroy the Supreme Court. The Democrat primary voter wants
to hear stuff like this. This is this is Sydney.
It's a hyphenated last name, so I have to read it. Sydney,
come lagger dove. This is what the Democrat primary voter
wants to hear. This is her in front of Marco.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Rubis expired Representative Salazar's record, Yes, and.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Giving contracts with no transparency is that's not the reason
why you shut down us A. I d so practice
what you preach.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
She gets the scream now to take down her words.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'll give you some time.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I'll give you some of my time, and you.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Just okay, God, what kind of thing is this? What
is this?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
You don't you get asked questions for five minutes and
you don't get time to answer.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It's not a hearing think, you said, clown, I don't
have to tell you.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I've even used their How can I answer the question?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Don't even give me time. I've had to use their
time to answer your questions? Yes, and why is she leaving?
I'm gonna answer her questions. I will. Oh she's got okay,
I got it. Well, thank you for coming, She screamed
like an idiot, got up and stormed out when he
attempted to answer the question. Now for you, a normal
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person that looks small, petty, childish, un serious, all the
different words you would put there. Bet you money that
lady has already put out a fundraising email with her
questioning questioning today and I bet you money the Democrat
primary voter is rewarding her with campaign dollars for doing
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what she did. The Democrat, the standard Democrat voter in
this country, wants a rabbit animal in the United States
House of Representatives. They want a rabbit animal in the Senate,
and so they will march to the polls and vote
for the biggest rabbit animal they can find. The problem
is that puts them way out of whack with normal Americans,
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and they managed to possibly screw themselves with ever having
a chance at taking the United States Senate this year.
Oh and then there's this Supreme Court allows the Alabama
GOP backed congressional map for the midterms. They also got
too loud and too lippy about redistricting, so the GOP
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started doing it, and now they're losing those ones too.
They really made some strategic errors in It's glorious, all right,
we'll do some emails next. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Wednesday. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify, iTunes obviously,
don't forget ask doctor Jesse Friday is coming this Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You want to start sending in your questions. Well, it
appears that everyone else is headline from PJ Media. You'll
totally really believe how Victoria's Secret got investors excited. Again, Well,
let me spoil it for you, because I don't need
you going to look it up. Victoria's Secret decided that
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stuffing a bunch of fat women into lingerie does not
help you sell lingerie. I know that's pretty stunning, but
I still think about the moment I told you about
this moment before, where DEI consumed so much of this
country that even companies that what they did was they
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sold good looking people. You know, Calvin Clin's actually a
great example my whole life. Calvin Klein. I didn't even
know what they make. I think they make underwear and others. Whatever.
Calvin Klein, they always had a billboard up somewhere. Now
it would always be some ripped dude with a six pack,
or some smoking hot young dime of some kind. My
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whole life. And then as the whole world collectively lost
his mind with cultural Marxist and sanity, you could look
up in major cities and see billboards of some obese
models stuffed into some Calvin Klein Jens, and it's beyond
belief we have had. I don't know if it's still there.
I haven't been in in forever. A Victoria's Secret in
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our mall. I haven't been of them all in a while.
I like them all. Anyway. We had a Victorious Secret
in our mall. It was like a big one. We
were there with the boys, and of course I hear
them snickering. They saw it before I did. My eyes
aren't what they used to be. The entire display on
the outside of the Victorious Secret store was some three
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hundred and fifty pound black woman stuffed into the underwear.
That's how much the country lost its mind. And surprise, surprise,
sales were absolutely destroyed. Let this be a lesson before
I get to emails to every CEO. Listening to the
sound of my voice right now, I know they're going
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to try to convince you a thousand different ways that
DEI is going to be good for sales, or good
for this, or good for that. It's always designed to destroy.
Whatever you attempt to diversify on purpose, you will rot
and you will kill That's how it works. Focus exclusively
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on merit and you'll be just fine. Jesse. In Nebraska,
we put cinnamon roles with our chili. You've got to
try it, Chris. This is not the very first time
we've had this suggestion cinnamon rules with chili. I'm I'm
definitely willing to try it. The salty sweet thing not you?
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Why why? What? Well? That was a bit insulting, Chris.
You know what Jewish producer Christian said. He just said
they're Midwesterners. They don't have taste buds. I would push
back on that pretty strongly, Chris. Here's why in a
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place like Miami. Have you been to Miami, Chris, Well,
let me spoil it for you. There's insane amounts of
money down there. Money you drive around Miami, Yeah, Chris,
I'm sure a lot of it's drug money. But you
drive around Miami or you walk around Miami, and you
just I've never seen that many Lamborghinis in my life.
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It's like everybody has one. I don't care for Miami
for staying in Miami at least or at least South Beach.
It's just it's very uh Instagram modeling. I'll put it
to you that way, I prefer a little havana like
I like the Cuban part of town. In general. When
I go to Miami anyway, people don't wear a lot
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of clothing in Miami understandable reasons. It's scorching hawk, it
really is, especially in the summertime right now you it's
melting hot in Miami. It's on the beach. It's a
real kind of fashion glamorous type town. I got all that,
and as a result, there's not a lot of clothing
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worn by people. Well, here's how human nature works. When
you know you're not going to be wearing a lot
of clothing, you tend to make healthier eating choices, much
healthier eating choices. That way, you're not cupcaking over your swimsuit.
Huh with me? An obvious point, but a point that
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needs to be made. So if you're in Miami and
you're sitting down at Red Lobster on a Friday night,
you may opt for the salmon salad over the Cajun
shrimp alfredo because you're getting in a bikini the next
day and you don't want to look like joy behar
you with me? Now, you know who doesn't have to
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be as self conscious about out that people in Iowa
people in Nebraska. Winters are colder in the Midwest, a
lot harsher than they are in Miami, significantly. Take my
word on this. I I grew I've been through there,
spent most of my life in there. Winters are significantly harsher,
spend a lot of time wearing winter clothing indoors. You're
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more willing to investigate. To invest, I should say time
in excellent foods. I would argue the average person from
Midwest America can make you a better tasting meal than
anybody in LA or something like that, and anybody in LA.
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My whole point was, you're insulting Midwest food tastes. Those
are probably some of the best food tastes in the country. Plus,
remember this is cattle country. Whenever you get in to
cattle country, you're dealing with meat, you're dealing with cheese,
you're dealing with creams. What Chris said he grew up
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with all the text mechs and textan food. Well, well, look,
every region has its thing and something I have discovered.
I've lived in Texas over ten years now, and I
don't think that makes me a textan yet maybe it does.
I don't know. But something I have discovered is there's
great food a lot of places. You can get a
great meal a lot of places. But I really really
miss spice. When I leave Texas. You don't get the
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same amount of spicy text mechs heat. But whatever Chris's
focus Anyway, this guy goes on to say I was
and I still am, a Trump supporter, but times are tough.
He goes on and name drops somebody I'm not gonna say,
and he said he's talking about how great things are
with low crime in the market and unemployment. And this
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guy says, I'm well off, but this attitude is what
loses people cost of living. It is insane. How do
you respond to the wealthy who are fine when the
ninety percent are struggling? Well, you know, that's always bothered me.
It's always bothered me. And I'm sure that's probably because
of my background and where I came from. It bothers
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me a great deal. When people who are well off,
there's nothing wrong with being well off. Are It's okay
to be ignorant, right, Sometimes you can be ignorant because
you don't understand something. But when people who are well
off are cold and uncaring about people who are struggling.
It bothers me a lot. It's so snobby and selfish.
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COVID is one of the most recent times I can
remember this driving me crazy. A bunch of rich media
people who do podcasts and write and do radio shows
and TV shows who never missed a paycheck. I never
missed a paycheck during COVID. I was still doing my show.
I was considered an essential employee, which is hilarios by
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the way, But I never missed a paycheck. And these
same people across the spectrum left and right spent a
lot of time during COVID telling guy who needs hourly wages,
who makes time and a half, he needs the overtime,
telling that guy to just shut up and stay home. Hey,
just stay home, Just stay home. Why don't you just
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stay home, as if that's just an option for everybody
under the sun. It bothers me a lot, And I've
stressed this loudly to the GOP, and I'll continue to
stress this leading up to November. I know stock market's high,
and I know all that stuff, and that's fine. It's
better than the stock market low. That's fine. Costs are
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burying people. The job's market is not good and things
are too expensive. Let me repeat that again, the job's
market is not good and things are too expensive. That
doesn't mean the GOP or Trump or anyone else can
magically just snap their fingers and fix that. I'm not
saying that, but you have to have some level of
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empathy and some level of understanding that that is the
case for a large percentage of Americans. They are not
making ends meet. They can't find great work. The wife
can't find great work, the husband, the kids that can't
find a good job. Things are too freaking expensive. It's
a problem. I got a problem with AB and we
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Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I remember you can email your love, your hate, your
death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So Ab
is upset and I don't feel like it's justified. And
she's holding something over my head that I don't feel
like it's justified. And here's what happened last week. We
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went to a baseball game. Right, we went to a
baseball game, and we were sitting I don't want to
say behind home plate that direction, but up the upper
levels behind home plate, good seats, pretty good seats watching
the game. Somebody fouls off a ball. Now it was
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a day game. The ball goes in the air. My
eyes aren't what they used to be. I immediately lose
the ball. I can't find it. So I can't catch
it if I can't find it. And so as the
ball's in the air, I'm trying to get guidance from
her so I know where to look. I'm like, I
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can't find the ball. I can't find the ball. I
want her to say there, give me a point or
something like that, because everyone knows. Everybody knows that I
catch everything. I'm going to stand up and I'm going
to catch the ball. Maybe one added, maybe not. I
didn't want to show anybody up, but I was going
to catch the ball. Ob Ob. She didn't point out
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anything at all. Could she see it? Yes, she could
see it, fine, Chris, She's got great eyes. She could
see the ball. Fine. Gives me no guidance whatsoever. She
also doesn't say not coming our way, and is coming
our way. Nothing, So I give it roughly the amount
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of time I think it would take for a foul
ball to come down. And I'm looking for it, and
I'm looking for it and I'm looking for it and
I can't see it. And finally I do what. I
put my head down and I put my hands on
my head so I didn't get drilled in the head
with the ball. That's all that happened. Odd things. I
(32:11):
should have covered her head instead of my own. She
acts like I threw her to the wolves and took
off running on my own. I don't understand this way
of thinking. What Chris, what? Yes, this is exactly my point.
Why didn't she cover her head or I mean, do
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her hands not work? I don't understand why this is
somehow on me that I covered up my own head
when I couldn't see the ball. I couldn't see the
ball and she could. And I'm the bad guy for simply.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Ducking down a little bit and putting my hand on
my head.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
And I can still hear right immediately after, she goes, wow,
you were oh yeah, Chris, She oh yeah. That was
the exact voice too. Wow, you were just gonna let
me get hit in the head with the ball and
I said, what are you talking about? I couldn't find
the ball. This is not my fault. If you're living
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She was sitting down with Dana White. You know, Dana
White's the president of the UFC and he's a good
friend of Trump, and I love the way they try
to pose these questions.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
If you go back in history, you see sports has
in times been used by authoritarian governments like Mussolini to
show power, to show strength, to show control. Do you
worry about the confluence of this sport in particular and
(34:59):
the Trump of sort of being intertwined. I don't think
like that, but people might say, look, Trump's using the
same playbook as a Mussolini or a Putin.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Right, people are saying, oh, I'm not saying, of course,
but you know there are people out there who are saying,
whenever you hear some dirtball comedy journalists drop that line,
people are saying. Some people are saying, there are people
who are saying what the journalist is saying every single
(35:32):
time is I'm saying, this is how I feel. But
I can't come out and say that. So look, some
some people are saying Trump is Mussolini. What do you
think about that? All right? Do what Chris? You won't
make that face. It's time for headlines. We didn't get
(35:54):
to Chris. Is it we didn't get too Or is
it I didn't get to I? Have we been gone
that long? I don't remember, Randee? What do you think?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
My plan, my cup plan? Make affordable California again. We'll
recognize children's who'll maintain GPA level three point eighty seven,
three point ninety three, will support first mine gott upon
graduation from high school. We'll credit five hundred five dollars.
Let's support our children. Let's over our schooling system.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Thank you, now, that makes sense. Meet the Democrat with
al Qaeda ties who just won a congressional primary. Again,
there are no more breaks for the Democrat primary voter,
so demonic, so warped. All they care about is the
destruction of the right. Illegals have it better than inner
city Americans. Gop rep reveals stunning amenities he found in
(36:50):
the Delaney Ice facility. Yes, you can come over here,
violate our laws. We'll put you on welfare. Even if
we had happen to will arrest you. We'll treat you
like a king. It is ridiculous how well we treat
foreign invaders in this country. US Iranian national arrested for
supplying American equipment to Iran's nuclear and military establishment. Sounds
(37:14):
like our immigration policy is working out great for this country.
I shall return tomorrow and we'll do it again, all right,
that's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There's too much to get to in the final hour.
I have no idea how we're gonna squeeze it all in.
I do know it's going to be a good time.
We have Supreme Court helping us out again. Democrats really
screwed up with this redistricting stuff. Some foreigner talk. James
tall Rico is an insane person. Democrats are just openly
courting Al Qaeda at this point in time. Ah, that's
(00:46):
so much more obsmate at me and coming up on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show, Chris, what are you
whining about over there? What just happened? What is it?
Chris busted his knee? Cry me a freakin river, Chris?
Do you have any idea, any idea how many times
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I have tried to scoot under a table in my life?
I'm six foot eight and I have bashed my knee
on something under the table. What what I'm used to it?
You don't get used to bashing your knee on it?
Do you think when I bashed my knee? I'm all Oh,
what a great time? Is that what you think, Chris?
(01:32):
It's been forty four years of this. I just laugh
it off now. At one point in time in Japan,
they decided they wanted to do one of these authentic meals.
I told you about these authentic meals, and it was
straight out of the freaking movies with you know, the
paper doors and things like that, and they had the
straw floor and all this other stuff, and they have
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these tables in there, low tables. You had to take
your shoes off before you went in, too. Took my
shoes off. I wanted to be respectful, you know, canichi
want all that? What Chris? I did not fit under
the table. And it's not like there was enough room
where I could just stretch my legs out or kind
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of do that thing were you spread your legs out
to the side. It wasn't physically possible for me to
eat at the table, So I had to sit there
with my knees up above the edge of the table,
leaning forward, attempting to shovel in some sort of a
(02:34):
fish thing in that what Chris. Chris says that that's
the time I went and got shakeshack No, by the
way pause by shakeshack story. I completely lied about something.
I lied about the city. I said it was in Kagoshima.
It was in Hiroshima, Hiroshima. I'll tell you what. Hiroshima
(02:56):
looked surprisingly new. But that's nothing to stop Chris focus. Anyway, No,
that was in Hiroshima. This time when I, I mean,
I couldn't sit there and eat that food, and I
was uncomfortable. I got up went looking for food. I
was hungry. Found a little coffee shop. Little coffee shops
(03:18):
said hey, what did they call it? Ground wiener or
something like that. That's what they called it was on
the menu. The translations over there are hysterical. I should
note they translate everything to English, and sometimes the translation
is clearly not what they were going for. But anyway,
(03:39):
at one point in time, as an example of that,
I picked up this menu and it was apparently the
spicy menu, and their English translation on the top of
the menu was it's really painful. Not even kidding, Yeah,
I know, not even back to the story. So I
get to this cafe and I'm looking at the menu
trying to find some something that's concrete eat. I have
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no idea why we're talking about this right now. But anyway,
trying to find something that's good to eat. And they
had ground weener with cheese on there, and that's what
they said. That's what they called it, ground weener with cheese. Okay,
well whatever, call me pete boodah jedge. I was in
the mood, so I just but I decided I'm going
ground weener. It was fantastic. It was Remember they do
(04:23):
sausage and stuff pretty well over They really do meat
well in Japan. It had onions on it, fried onions
on it. It was on a bun piece of sausage,
fried onions, and then they had some kind of I
don't know what kind of cheese. It was mozzarella provoup.
Maybe it was a Japanese cheese. It was fantastic. I
got on the bus. Everyone else was getting on the bus,
(04:45):
the big group tour bus, and everybody was griping about
the meal, and I said, man, not me. I got
me a ground wiener. And a bunch of them scampered
off the bus and ran over and went and got
one of came back. I've never had that many thank
yous in my entire life. Oh dude, thank you, I said, look,
(05:05):
people gotta hang with me anyway, speaking of the Democrat
Party being mentally ill, speaking of the fact we've had
open borders in this country for far, far, far too long.
Listen to Shri tandeh.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You will go to tank or palace. Now there is
shift new Mahara yak and again the palace has the
power of the dark flight. It is dead. Please kill
my people.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Sorry, must to press the wrong button. That was the
wrong one. This was Shri Tandehar today. He was interrogating
Mark Mullan, Mark Wayne Mullen, the new head of the HS.
Do remember that Shri Tandehar immigrated here. He came from India.
He immigrated here. And every time I hear this dirty
(05:53):
foreigner communist speak, I am reminded that America, out of
the kindness of its heart, opens up its borders to
people from all over the planet, and so many of
them come into this country and luxuriate and succeed in
this country and then dedicate a significant portion of their
lives to trashing this country.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
When will you stop DHS from using its social media
accounts to spare bigoted and racist words and imasury promoting
great replacementary.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Stop being racist?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Chris It's interesting how you make those claims and give
no facts, but yet your party is the one that's
supporting the guy that's got a Nazi tattoo.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I have the facts.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I have the facts, sir, No, there is no facts.
You throw out nationalism, nazism, and that's exactly what causes
the hatred and violence that happens to our officers every
single day. And you should be ashamed of using that word. No, no,
I it's not my words, is your words. Here's here's
call of Colorado. Here is that's not we reclaim my time, sir.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Colorado Fusion Center says Ice White's nationalist messaging could lead
to violence.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
This is just that who said that? And what is actual?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Is Colorado Fusion saying, tell me.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Exactly what message you're talking about now, don't give me
some some pole that is ran by the left. Just
talking about specific in my time. HS said, yeah, you
don't want to talk about it because but you want
to throw out racism all the time to It's just, Secretary,
this is.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
What we have to deal with because we've opened up
our borders of this country. Terrible, terrible, Jessey. Yesterday you said,
because of politics, Trump's ability to get laws passed will
be very tough. But he can still make executive declarations,
right if you are prior to leaving office, so on
and so forth. All Right, so Donald Trump's not going
(07:52):
to get any more significant laws passed. That's just not
going to happen. It was always going to be a real,
real tough hill to climb with the slim majorities in
the House in the Senate to get any laws passed
that Trump could sign in, and honestly, if they did
produce one, because you'd need so many Democrat votes or
(08:14):
Rhino votes, but I repeat myself, the law would kind
of suck anyway. So don't cry too much that you
never got any laws. That was already going to be
the case because of the slim majorities in the House
and the Senate. But we need to talk about Bill
Cassidy and John Cornyn. Bill Cassidy and John Cornyn are
(08:38):
long established United States senators who just got crushed in
their primaries. Crushed in their primaries. Now Cornyn got crushed
in his primary and it had nothing to do with
Donald Trump, nothing whatsoever. Cassidy kind of did, but had
nothing to do with Donald Trump. Nevertheless, the United States Senate,
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GOP United States Senate. There's something about it. They call
it the most exclusive club in the world, which makes
me want to barf in my mouth. But that's what
they call the United States Senate. There's something about senators
they tend to ban together. For instance, Marco Rubio. You know,
(09:20):
Marco Rubio was a senator from Florida. Trump taps into
be Secretary of State. What you remember, Democrats opposed loudly
opposed every one of Trump's nominees. We needed every vote
to get the Trump nominee through except for Marco. Rubio
sailed through. I think it was ninety nine to nothing
and someone didn't show up. I forget exactly what the
vote was. Why he was a senator, he was part
(09:43):
of the club. They treated like a club. I've told
you before, the Mitch McConnell types. When the cameras are off,
they get backstage with the Democrats and have a glass
of bourbon, and they make fun of us and they
hate us. They're all The Senate is always in it
for the Senate and their fellow senators. They treat it
(10:06):
like a big club. Well, now that Cassidy and cornn
they feel like they got screwed by Trump. Other GOP
senators feel the exact same way. Well, they're gonna get
a pound of flesh too, and that pound of flesh
is whenever they feel like they can get away with it,
they're going to hamper Trump's agenda. And they're not going
(10:29):
to try to pass any law Donald Trump once passed,
it's not gonna happen. Can we still do executive orders?
Of course Trump can do executive orders, and he will.
But I mean, you know, as well as I do,
an executive order just gets undone by the next Democrat
who comes in. It's better than not having one. But
that's the way it goes. Let's talk about preborn before
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Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Wednesday.
I remember you could email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. James Tallerco compares unborn children to parasites. This
is going to land really well in Texas. Oh there's
one from Freebeacon. James Tallerco's girlfriend ranted about genocide of
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black people by police during the BLM riots and petition
to free a convicted cop killer.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Every time you start to scratch the surface of a
Democrat campaign, you will find legions of people associated with
it who are the most deranged communist nut jobs and
history of the world. This is the way this is. Now. Now,
let me explain something I wanted to touch on the
Senate for a few because there's a lot of fear
we're going to lose the House of Representatives in the midterms,
(12:59):
and I fall in that camp. I mean, I don't
know that I'll make it a prediction, but I think
we'll probably lose the House of Representatives in the midterms,
all right, not ideal, we don't like it. But that
always begs the question, what about the Senate? What about
the Senate? What about the Senate? I think maybe, I
think unless outside of some big event, I think maybe
(13:23):
we're going to be okay in the Senate. And that
is in large part due to Graham Platner. There are
really nine races. I was talking to Sean Spicer about
this earlier today. There are really nine races that are
something that we can talk about in the Senate this year,
places like Texas, in Maine and things like that. I'll
(13:47):
just break it down the most simple way possible. Democrats
really have to have Maine. If Democrats are going to
take back the Senate. If they're going to win enough
seats to take back the Senate, they have to have Maine.
It looks like Democrats, by the way, don't get ahead
of me. I think they're probably going to pick up
a Senate seat or two North Carolina. I'm not saying
(14:08):
it's a dune deal at all. November is a long
way away. North Carolina looks like it's going to be
a very difficult road for us. There's a former governor
running there. Cooper is his name, as a Democrat, as
a former governor, he knows a state he fundraises very well.
He did so. I'm not saying they're not going to
pick up any Senate seats, but in order to take
(14:30):
enough Senate seats back away from us, it really boils
down to they have to have Maine. But Democrat primary
voters probably screwed themselves. They just did. Susan Collins is
the Republican senator from Maine. I know you don't love her.
She's never going to have a great conservative score. She's
(14:51):
not going to be leading any anti communist rallies anytime soon.
All that's fine. She is a United States Senator, a
Republican from a blue state, and she pulls that off
because she's really, really, really good. She's a good campaigner. Look,
I'm not a fan, obviously, but she's a good campaigner.
(15:13):
She's an excellent fundraiser. When I talk to people from Maine,
Susan Collins seems accessible to them. She'll show up. She's
going to show up at the County Fair, She's going
to show up at the American Legion. She's going to
show up at the church breakfast. Susan Collins. If you
want to get elected in the state that doesn't represent you,
(15:35):
you better be seen out there. She's really good, but
really good might not have been enough if it turns
out to be a Democrat waveyear. But the Democrat primary
voter can no longer control his demonic urges. The Democrat
primary voter that they want to hear that you're going
(15:56):
to destroy the Supreme Court. The Democrat primary voter wants
to hear stuff like this. This is this is Sydney.
It's a hyphenated last name, so I have to read it. Sydney,
come lagger dove. This is what the Democrat primary voter
wants to hear. This is her in front of Marco.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Rubis expired Representative Salazar's record, Yes, and.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Giving contracts with no transparency is that's not the reason
why you shut down us A. I d so practice
what you preach.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
She gets the scream now to take down her words.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'll give you some time.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I'll give you some of my time, and you.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Just okay, God, what kind of thing is this? What
is this?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
You don't you get asked questions for five minutes and
you don't get time to answer.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It's not a hearing think, you said, clown, I don't
have to tell you.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I've even used their How can I answer the question?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Don't even give me time. I've had to use their
time to answer your questions? Yes, and why is she leaving?
I'm gonna answer her questions. I will. Oh she's got okay,
I got it. Well, thank you for coming, She screamed
like an idiot, got up and stormed out when he
attempted to answer the question. Now for you, a normal
(17:11):
person that looks small, petty, childish, un serious, all the
different words you would put there. Bet you money that
lady has already put out a fundraising email with her
questioning questioning today and I bet you money the Democrat
primary voter is rewarding her with campaign dollars for doing
(17:31):
what she did. The Democrat, the standard Democrat voter in
this country, wants a rabbit animal in the United States
House of Representatives. They want a rabbit animal in the Senate,
and so they will march to the polls and vote
for the biggest rabbit animal they can find. The problem
is that puts them way out of whack with normal Americans,
(17:54):
and they managed to possibly screw themselves with ever having
a chance at taking the United States Senate this year.
Oh and then there's this Supreme Court allows the Alabama
GOP backed congressional map for the midterms. They also got
too loud and too lippy about redistricting, so the GOP
(18:18):
started doing it, and now they're losing those ones too.
They really made some strategic errors in It's glorious, all right,
we'll do some emails next. He doesn't care if you
believe him, but he's right.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Jesse Kelly, It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Wednesday. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing. iHeart Spotify, iTunes obviously,
don't forget ask doctor Jesse Friday is coming this Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You want to start sending in your questions. Well, it
appears that everyone else is headline from PJ Media. You'll
totally really believe how Victoria's Secret got investors excited. Again, Well,
let me spoil it for you, because I don't need
you going to look it up. Victoria's Secret decided that
(19:12):
stuffing a bunch of fat women into lingerie does not
help you sell lingerie. I know that's pretty stunning, but
I still think about the moment I told you about
this moment before, where DEI consumed so much of this
country that even companies that what they did was they
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sold good looking people. You know, Calvin Clin's actually a
great example my whole life. Calvin Klein. I didn't even
know what they make. I think they make underwear and others. Whatever.
Calvin Klein, they always had a billboard up somewhere. Now
it would always be some ripped dude with a six pack,
or some smoking hot young dime of some kind. My
(19:53):
whole life. And then as the whole world collectively lost
his mind with cultural Marxist and sanity, you could look
up in major cities and see billboards of some obese
models stuffed into some Calvin Klein Jens, and it's beyond
belief we have had. I don't know if it's still there.
I haven't been in in forever. A Victoria's Secret in
(20:16):
our mall. I haven't been of them all in a while.
I like them all. Anyway. We had a Victorious Secret
in our mall. It was like a big one. We
were there with the boys, and of course I hear
them snickering. They saw it before I did. My eyes
aren't what they used to be. The entire display on
the outside of the Victorious Secret store was some three
(20:38):
hundred and fifty pound black woman stuffed into the underwear.
That's how much the country lost its mind. And surprise, surprise,
sales were absolutely destroyed. Let this be a lesson before
I get to emails to every CEO. Listening to the
sound of my voice right now, I know they're going
(20:59):
to try to convince you a thousand different ways that
DEI is going to be good for sales, or good
for this, or good for that. It's always designed to destroy.
Whatever you attempt to diversify on purpose, you will rot
and you will kill That's how it works. Focus exclusively
(21:21):
on merit and you'll be just fine. Jesse. In Nebraska,
we put cinnamon roles with our chili. You've got to
try it, Chris. This is not the very first time
we've had this suggestion cinnamon rules with chili. I'm I'm
definitely willing to try it. The salty sweet thing not you?
(21:44):
Why why? What? Well? That was a bit insulting, Chris.
You know what Jewish producer Christian said. He just said
they're Midwesterners. They don't have taste buds. I would push
back on that pretty strongly, Chris. Here's why in a
(22:06):
place like Miami. Have you been to Miami, Chris, Well,
let me spoil it for you. There's insane amounts of
money down there. Money you drive around Miami, Yeah, Chris,
I'm sure a lot of it's drug money. But you
drive around Miami or you walk around Miami, and you
just I've never seen that many Lamborghinis in my life.
(22:28):
It's like everybody has one. I don't care for Miami
for staying in Miami at least or at least South Beach.
It's just it's very uh Instagram modeling. I'll put it
to you that way, I prefer a little havana like
I like the Cuban part of town. In general. When
I go to Miami anyway, people don't wear a lot
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of clothing in Miami understandable reasons. It's scorching hawk, it
really is, especially in the summertime right now you it's
melting hot in Miami. It's on the beach. It's a
real kind of fashion glamorous type town. I got all that,
and as a result, there's not a lot of clothing
(23:14):
worn by people. Well, here's how human nature works. When
you know you're not going to be wearing a lot
of clothing, you tend to make healthier eating choices, much
healthier eating choices. That way, you're not cupcaking over your swimsuit.
Huh with me? An obvious point, but a point that
(23:37):
needs to be made. So if you're in Miami and
you're sitting down at Red Lobster on a Friday night,
you may opt for the salmon salad over the Cajun
shrimp alfredo because you're getting in a bikini the next
day and you don't want to look like joy behar
you with me? Now, you know who doesn't have to
(23:58):
be as self conscious about out that people in Iowa
people in Nebraska. Winters are colder in the Midwest, a
lot harsher than they are in Miami, significantly. Take my
word on this. I I grew I've been through there,
spent most of my life in there. Winters are significantly harsher,
spend a lot of time wearing winter clothing indoors. You're
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more willing to investigate. To invest, I should say time
in excellent foods. I would argue the average person from
Midwest America can make you a better tasting meal than
anybody in LA or something like that, and anybody in LA.
(24:48):
My whole point was, you're insulting Midwest food tastes. Those
are probably some of the best food tastes in the country. Plus,
remember this is cattle country. Whenever you get in to
cattle country, you're dealing with meat, you're dealing with cheese,
you're dealing with creams. What Chris said he grew up
(25:10):
with all the text mechs and textan food. Well, well, look,
every region has its thing and something I have discovered.
I've lived in Texas over ten years now, and I
don't think that makes me a textan yet maybe it does.
I don't know. But something I have discovered is there's
great food a lot of places. You can get a
great meal a lot of places. But I really really
miss spice. When I leave Texas. You don't get the
(25:34):
same amount of spicy text mechs heat. But whatever Chris's
focus Anyway, this guy goes on to say I was
and I still am, a Trump supporter, but times are tough.
He goes on and name drops somebody I'm not gonna say,
and he said he's talking about how great things are
with low crime in the market and unemployment. And this
(25:55):
guy says, I'm well off, but this attitude is what
loses people cost of living. It is insane. How do
you respond to the wealthy who are fine when the
ninety percent are struggling? Well, you know, that's always bothered me.
It's always bothered me. And I'm sure that's probably because
of my background and where I came from. It bothers
(26:16):
me a great deal. When people who are well off,
there's nothing wrong with being well off. Are It's okay
to be ignorant, right, Sometimes you can be ignorant because
you don't understand something. But when people who are well
off are cold and uncaring about people who are struggling.
It bothers me a lot. It's so snobby and selfish.
(26:40):
COVID is one of the most recent times I can
remember this driving me crazy. A bunch of rich media
people who do podcasts and write and do radio shows
and TV shows who never missed a paycheck. I never
missed a paycheck during COVID. I was still doing my show.
I was considered an essential employee, which is hilarios by
(27:00):
the way, But I never missed a paycheck. And these
same people across the spectrum left and right spent a
lot of time during COVID telling guy who needs hourly wages,
who makes time and a half, he needs the overtime,
telling that guy to just shut up and stay home. Hey,
just stay home, Just stay home. Why don't you just
(27:22):
stay home, as if that's just an option for everybody
under the sun. It bothers me a lot, And I've
stressed this loudly to the GOP, and I'll continue to
stress this leading up to November. I know stock market's high,
and I know all that stuff, and that's fine. It's
better than the stock market low. That's fine. Costs are
(27:43):
burying people. The job's market is not good and things
are too expensive. Let me repeat that again, the job's
market is not good and things are too expensive. That
doesn't mean the GOP or Trump or anyone else can
magically just snap their fingers and fix that. I'm not
saying that, but you have to have some level of
(28:05):
empathy and some level of understanding that that is the
case for a large percentage of Americans. They are not
making ends meet. They can't find great work. The wife
can't find great work, the husband, the kids that can't
find a good job. Things are too freaking expensive. It's
a problem. I got a problem with AB and we
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segment of The.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I remember you can email your love, your hate, your
death threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So Ab
is upset and I don't feel like it's justified. And
she's holding something over my head that I don't feel
like it's justified. And here's what happened last week. We
(30:21):
went to a baseball game. Right, we went to a
baseball game, and we were sitting I don't want to
say behind home plate that direction, but up the upper
levels behind home plate, good seats, pretty good seats watching
the game. Somebody fouls off a ball. Now it was
(30:43):
a day game. The ball goes in the air. My
eyes aren't what they used to be. I immediately lose
the ball. I can't find it. So I can't catch
it if I can't find it. And so as the
ball's in the air, I'm trying to get guidance from
her so I know where to look. I'm like, I
(31:03):
can't find the ball. I can't find the ball. I
want her to say there, give me a point or
something like that, because everyone knows. Everybody knows that I
catch everything. I'm going to stand up and I'm going
to catch the ball. Maybe one added, maybe not. I
didn't want to show anybody up, but I was going
to catch the ball. Ob Ob. She didn't point out
(31:27):
anything at all. Could she see it? Yes, she could
see it, fine, Chris, She's got great eyes. She could
see the ball. Fine. Gives me no guidance whatsoever. She
also doesn't say not coming our way, and is coming
our way. Nothing, So I give it roughly the amount
(31:49):
of time I think it would take for a foul
ball to come down. And I'm looking for it, and
I'm looking for it and I'm looking for it and
I can't see it. And finally I do what. I
put my head down and I put my hands on
my head so I didn't get drilled in the head
with the ball. That's all that happened. Odd things. I
(32:11):
should have covered her head instead of my own. She
acts like I threw her to the wolves and took
off running on my own. I don't understand this way
of thinking. What Chris, what? Yes, this is exactly my point.
Why didn't she cover her head or I mean, do
(32:34):
her hands not work? I don't understand why this is
somehow on me that I covered up my own head
when I couldn't see the ball. I couldn't see the
ball and she could. And I'm the bad guy for simply.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Ducking down a little bit and putting my hand on
my head.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
And I can still hear right immediately after, she goes, wow,
you were oh yeah, Chris, She oh yeah. That was
the exact voice too. Wow, you were just gonna let
me get hit in the head with the ball and
I said, what are you talking about? I couldn't find
the ball. This is not my fault. If you're living
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She was sitting down with Dana White. You know, Dana
White's the president of the UFC and he's a good
friend of Trump, and I love the way they try
to pose these questions.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
If you go back in history, you see sports has
in times been used by authoritarian governments like Mussolini to
show power, to show strength, to show control. Do you
worry about the confluence of this sport in particular and
(34:59):
the Trump of sort of being intertwined. I don't think
like that, but people might say, look, Trump's using the
same playbook as a Mussolini or a Putin.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Right, people are saying, oh, I'm not saying, of course,
but you know there are people out there who are saying,
whenever you hear some dirtball comedy journalists drop that line,
people are saying. Some people are saying, there are people
who are saying what the journalist is saying every single
(35:32):
time is I'm saying, this is how I feel. But
I can't come out and say that. So look, some
some people are saying Trump is Mussolini. What do you
think about that? All right? Do what Chris? You won't
make that face. It's time for headlines. We didn't get
(35:54):
to Chris. Is it we didn't get too Or is
it I didn't get to I? Have we been gone
that long? I don't remember, Randee? What do you think?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
My plan, my cup plan? Make affordable California again. We'll
recognize children's who'll maintain GPA level three point eighty seven,
three point ninety three, will support first mine gott upon
graduation from high school. We'll credit five hundred five dollars.
Let's support our children. Let's over our schooling system.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Thank you, now, that makes sense. Meet the Democrat with
al Qaeda ties who just won a congressional primary. Again,
there are no more breaks for the Democrat primary voter,
so demonic, so warped. All they care about is the
destruction of the right. Illegals have it better than inner
city Americans. Gop rep reveals stunning amenities he found in
(36:50):
the Delaney Ice facility. Yes, you can come over here,
violate our laws. We'll put you on welfare. Even if
we had happen to will arrest you. We'll treat you
like a king. It is ridiculous how well we treat
foreign invaders in this country. US Iranian national arrested for
supplying American equipment to Iran's nuclear and military establishment. Sounds
(37:14):
like our immigration policy is working out great for this country.
I shall return tomorrow and we'll do it again, all right,
that's all.
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