July 13, 2026 • 36 mins
Is Tish James going to turn on Mamdani? Power is held by those who are involved. A bad parking job. building your brand.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday,
Final hour, The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
I hope you are prepped and ready to have a
wonderful weekend. I know I am, just because Chris won't
be there, Jesse. Given the recent rift between Tish James
and Zorn Mamdannie, how long do you think it will
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be before James uses her office to go after Mamdonnie
and what might she do to him as far as
legal actions? Says, his name is Joe Okay. So if
you don't know about this quote rift, Zorn Mamdonnie. Before
he was Mayor of New York City, he was a
pretty open communist who is basically part of New York
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City's city count. Right, he launches this campaign to become
mayor of New York City. Eric Adams was the current
Democrat mayor and then he decided to run as an independent.
So it's just Eric Adams, for a variety of different reasons,
didn't look like it was going to happen again. And
so this Zorn Mendoti starts running. But what happens is
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this and it's very common in politics Republican and Democrat circles.
You know who these people like to back in elections.
If you're a senator or a congressman, or the attorney
general or the governor or somebody like that, you know
who you like to back in elections, the guy who wins. Oftentimes,
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maybe it's an ego thing, whatever it is, you want
to back the guy you think is going to win.
And the reasons for that goes beyond ego too. You
want that guy. You want him to want to serve
you when he gets in there. You want him to
owe you, or at least feel like he owes you
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when you get in there. So Tis James is the
Attorney General of New York. That's a really really really
big deal. That is a big boy position, Okay, zo
Ron Mandanni starts to get traction early on in that primary.
I'm here to tell you dislike him as much as
I do. He does have that charming thing down that
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always has a winning smile. Young guy. It just he's
good at politics, better than you or I want him
to be. He's really good at politics. He starts to
gain traction. Tis James is looking at this thing. And
she makes a simple calculation that people empower make all
the time. It looks like this guy's going to win.
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I better throw my considerable weight behind him. Then he'll
owe me at least in some way. Then he'll owe me.
But with these communists, uh, people like Tiss James don't
understand what they're dealing with. Because Zoorn Mamdanie a guy
like that, he was never going to be somebody who
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would be compliant. He was never going to be somebody
who would go along with whatever Democrat party wants in
the in New York. Remember he is DSA Democrats Socialists
of America. Remember this is DSA.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
You know, we have a unique responsibility to act from
the from the heart of empire, the belly of the beast.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
That the most important thing that we can do is
take that entire down from within. Our role ultimately is
to to facilitate our own empire's failure in ways that
we can ultimately to overthrow our own empire. Imperialism is us.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Imperialism is not a thing that can be reformed away.
It has to be overthrown through revolutionary struggle.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
And to build a mass movement that can use the
leverage of workers to hit the kill switch on American imperialism.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The mayor of New York City thinks, like all those
people in that video, he had all kinds of public
comments that clearly showed he was aligned with what the
people in that video want. Tiss James thought she was
going to get somebody compliant, but she did not. Now
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you brought up what do I think Tiss James might
do to him? Well, see this is the problem now
for Tiss James. Zorron Mamdanni's mayor of New York City.
She doesn't want to be mayor of New York City.
She wants to be Governor of New York or a
Senator from the State of New York maybe when Chuck
Schumer retires. She doesn't want to be mayor of New
York City. What does it benefit Tiss James to take
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out Mam donnie. If she attempts to take out ma'm donnie,
you know, doing Democrat things like just in crimes and
stuff like that, just like she did with Donald Trump,
she obviously has no problem with that. If she does that,
she creates mortal enemies. The activists of the Democrats in
the State of New York and She creates these enemies
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for herself with no foreseeable benefit. She doesn't gain anything
if Man Donnie gets bounced, She's gonna be miffed. Every
time he backs some DSA candidate who's primary ing some
established Democrat. She's going to publicly whine about it. I
don't understand we backed him. Why isn't it because she
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doesn't understand what she's dealing with. But I don't think
that she will declare war on him. I think of
concern to her should be him declaring war on her.
Because these people see themselves as warriors of the revolution.
They do. Zobron Mandanni is a deadly serious human being.
He is, let's remember this guy is the definition of subversive.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We are told that America is exceptional because we are richer, stronger,
more powerful than everyone else. The truth, my friends, is
that America is exceptional because here nothing is fixed into place.
The frontier may be closed, we may have walked on
the moon, but the work of fulfilling the values first
enshrined in the Declaration of Independence. That work endures, and
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it belongs to us all. It belongs to to our
newest Americans.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Subversive, Hello Jesse, We continue to enjoy listening on weekdays
to the Jesse Kelly Show on news radio eleven ninety
k EX. How about that. Our being born and raised Oregonians,
we understand what it's like to live in a blue state.
Yet not only here, but nationwide, we see far too
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much pandering to the radical environmentalists. We know it's about communism, votes,
power and control. Yet believe these groups are minorities, not
the majority, So why are they allowed to do so
much damage? Politics belongs to the people who are active.
(07:14):
That is the truth politics. Power in a country, certainly
in a representative republic, power will be held in this
country by the people who are involved, not the most
popular people, the people who are involved. Now, when it
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comes to radical environmentalism, we probably we should always keep
this in mind no matter what we're talking about. When
it comes to these green kami freaks, there's a lot,
and we know this now, a lot of foreign funding
of these groups, because every other enemy of ours on
the planet knows these groups are incredibly damaging to America,
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damage our energy, damage our economy. They do real genuine
harm which aids our enemies. So there's foreign funding behind that.
But beyond the foreign funding. If you live in one
hundred person community and there's only five communists in the community, well,
if they're the ones who are out there rallying votes,
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if they're the ones who are picking candidates, if they're
the ones who show up at town halls getting loud,
making demands, if they're the ones sending any emails, if
they're the one you see what I mean. If it's
the only five people who are out there involved, then
it doesn't matter that ninety five people disagree with them.
Do you know how few emails your state Rep gets?
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You know, you have a district inside your state, You
have a state Rep and a state senator. But we'll
set him aside for a minute. Do you know your
state Rep probably reads every email that comes into his
office because he gets like ten to day, it more
than that, depending on the district and whatnot. But these
guys are this is not your congressman, this is not
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your senator. You're probably never going to talk to one
of your senators in person. If you do, it's because
you'll get a quick selfie with him at some big
at sea pack or something like that. You're never going
to be able to sit down most likely, and have
a meaningful conversation with the United States senator. By the way,
I've done that a million times. You're not missing out.
They're very boring and unimpressive people. I just want to
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put that out there. However, I bet you money that
if you tried right now, if you reached out and nasked,
you could get a meeting with your state rep. Hey,
I've got whatever on your mind. Is there a chance
you've got fifteen minutes for me? I bet you money
you're going to get an email back or a phone call.
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If not him, maybe someone on his staff to arrange
your meeting. Yeah. Sure, Hey, why don't you come by
the office cup of coffee ten minutes ten am tomorrow morning.
Have you ever sent that email insulting you? You know
who does send an email? The communist in your area.
Communist emails him every day. He's got coffee with the
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communists fifteen times because the communist is there in the office,
closed mouth, don't get fed. As the old saying goes, yes,
these people are a minority. It doesn't matter when the
minority is passionate. All right, we have a lot more
to go.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Hang on, Is he smarter than everyone who knows, does
he think so? Yeah, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
Remember you, No freedom is not free, what Chris? That
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Speaker 4 (10:48):
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Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oracle, I felt your pain when you spoke about teaching
your boys how to drive. My son got a school
permit at fifteen, and on the third day of school
we had the trash by the curb. Our driveway is big.
It fits three cards wide, three cars wide. A blind
man could back out and avoid a trash can. Well,
he didn't think he could, and instead of the obvious
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move of moving the trash, he decided to try and
do a three point turn in the driveway. We had
a large rock on one side. He backed over it
and dislodged his back bumper. Then not more than a
month later, he hit a parked car in the school
parking lot and pulled off the front bumper. I now
understand why boy's car insurance is so high. Look, there's
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something I am never going to sit here and question
God's design. God created us the way he created us,
for his perfect purpose. I admit that I know that,
and I understand, or at least I think I understand,
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why God did not let boys have fully formed brains
until well into their twenties. In my opinion, this is
just my opinion. I'm not putting and words in the
Lord's mouth here. And my opinion part of that is
young men are going to have to take significant risks
like go to war in order to defend families and
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defend nations and things like that. And so you kind
of need that nineteen year old to be full of
testosterone and not much of a working brain. You need
you need young men who don't have a great grasp
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of risk. Hey, I bet I could jump off this
roof into the pool. You tell me that I'm forty
four I'm gonna look down. I'm gonna say, well, that's
a broken leg right there at the hospital bills I
might miswork on top of the agonizing pain. Plus, even
if I make it into the pool, it is the
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reward worth the risk. Immediately, I'm having all these calculations
in my forty four year old head. You take a
fifteen year old, he doesn't consider any of that at all.
He just goes jumping off the roof and come what may.
Now that's frightening enough in its own way. Then you
add in driving a four thousand pound vehicle. I don't
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I don't understand why. And by the way, it's not
just the speed, because I mentioned one of my kids
backs up really fast and then drives forward as slow.
It's seemingly but we always have to tell him to
hurry up. What, Chris, have I taught him how to
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do a jay turn? Chris? I am going to tell
you something right now, Bud. And again this this just
goes to my exasperation and confusion. He he can't park,
I mean, he cannot cannot pull into a parking space
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on one shot. And maybe you're thinking he's a hair off.
Multiple times, like we've been at church. We try to
park far away from the church so maybe he can
practice parking and things like that. We get to church
and he will attempt to pull into a parking spot,
and on my life, the parking line is directly under
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the center of the car. He will perfectly split two
parking spots. And maybe you're gonna sit there and say, well,
you should practice. You don't understand. I've taken him out
for two hours in an empty parking lot practicing my wife.
Him and my wife do this volunteer thing at the
church or whatever, and the parking lot is empty then
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because it takes place during the week, and she'll practice
with him. Every time. They'll sit down and they'll practice.
It's not like he hasn't practiced. But he can't do it.
I don't know. I don't have an explanation as to
why I spatial awareness thing. I don't I don't understand
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driving forward, driving backwards. He can't do it. And there's
something else I told you. He backs up really fast,
but he drives forward really slow in a parking lot.
You know what. We'll use church for an example. When
you're leaving or getting there. There's all kinds of cars
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in the park lot, people trying to park, people trying
and leave big old traffic jam. You know what it's like.
There's no sense of urgency at all. When he's trying
to fix the bad parking job he just did. He'll
just pause for a second. The car's sitting there waiting
behind us, and he'll throw it in a verse and
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then start to inch back, but then turn and then
then like when he backs up, he oh, I know, Chris,
I know my blood pressure is rising just talking about
And then when it's time to go forward, he'll throw
it and drive, but then kind of eyeball it and
the car's just waiting there, just waiting there. I don't
I don't want to talk about this anymore. I want
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(17:45):
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man match, although probably shouldn't hook up your employees, I
mean your work match. Whatever I think we have, I
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think we have one more segment. Hang on, It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. If you
miss any part of the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, Oracle.
Setting aside potential legal issues, would you agree that Gavin
Newsom is the white Barack Obama not only a mostly
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beat upbeat, optimistic chameleon that shape shifts based on the
audience he's talking to, but also willing to go into
the lions den to try to widen the tent, Jasmin Crockett, heights,
stay home, talk to safe audiences, preach to the choir,
and throw stones from MSNBC. But Newsom and Obama will
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talk to and potentially appeal to independence and some Republicans
unhappy with the economy. Yeah, I understand that Gavin Newsom
has not been able to overtake the Democrat polls for
twenty twenty eight. Yet Dome is still leading every single
poll right now. I have been worried about Newsom for
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a while. I've got good news at the end of this,
by the way, but I've been worried about Newsom for
a while for exactly the reason you're talking about here.
I find him to be completely repulsive. I hope you
do too. But I'm also an adult enough to know.
Is this suburban housewife gonna find him completely repulsive? I
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don't know about that. And like you said, he'll go
sit down with Sean Ryan, right, He'll sit down and look,
it's not like he has to win that interview. If
he goes and sits down with some right winger, he
doesn't have to go in there and win everybody over.
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If someone's unhappy with the current administration, may not hugely political,
Newsom sits down. If Newsom can manage to just not
creep him out, not freak him out, maybe that guy
votes for him. In twenty twenty eight, did you know
that Gavin Newsom watches Fox News every night? Gavin Newsom
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commie governor of California. Gavin Newsom does not sit at
home watching CNN or MS Now, Gavin Newsom goes home
and watches Fox News. That's how he gets his news
every night. Why he's learning how to speak to you,
learning how to speak to me, learning I'll use this
language and that language. This is an insanely ambitious man
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who's wanted to be president for a very, very very
long time. Now all that said, I said, I was
going to make you feel better at the end. Here
it is. I think this legal trouble was very real.
Keep hearing the exact same story from people in the know,
not a great word in the know in California, that
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this stuff is real, that he may potentially have some
serious legal trouble. Combine that with the fact that Dome
is still leading in the pools. Dome, Yeah, she lost,
She's hilariously bad. All those things are completely true. But
remember when we talked about branding. That that's really what
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money in politics and in so much of life is
really about. It's about increasing the size of your brand.
You know, there's a certain number of people who know
who I am. It's not a high percentage, there's a
certain number of people who know who I am. Right, Well,
give me one hundred million dollars and I'll take that
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one hundred million dollars and I'll go run ads all
across the Internet and the television and everything else telling
people about me. What will that one hundred million dollars
buy me a larger brand at the end of it.
And if you can find a way to monetize that
or whatever, good for you. But but that that's that's
the general concept of what it is. Dome two billion dollars.
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Two billion dollars was spent. No, I know she failed
and she lost the popular vote, and I got all
that two billion dollars has already been spent telling the
people of this country about Dome. That's big boy, Cheddar.
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That's a lot of branding. Gavin Newsom, if he wants to,
if he wants to overtake her, is going to have
to overcome a deficit he is starting out behind, There's
no question about it. And Pete Buddhajeg always starts out behind. Hey,
hit man, Jesse, what's the worst sting or bite you've
endured from an insect? So I have always been a
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tamer of wild beasts, if you will, don't roll your eyes, Chris.
I used to go around the woods when I was
a child wearing that you know, that Davy Crockett coonskin hat,
the one John Wayne wears in the Alamo. Yeah, I
had one of those, treasured it. I used to go
around when I was super small with toy guns and
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I would go hunt and you know, shoot wild Indians
and things like that in the woods with my fake
toy guns. Then eventually, I think I was like six
or seven years old, my dad started just giving me
real guns. And so I'm back there with a little
four to ten shotgun or a little Ruger twenty two,
and I'm plinking squirrels and whatever else I can find
by myself. It was just a different time, just by myself.
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But oh another thing I did. We had a little
pond that wasn't ours, but I would sneak on to
their land at this little pond because they had water moccasins.
They had cotton mouths on the water, you know, extremely
venomous snake. And I would go play with them with
sticks and get them to bite the sticks and stuff
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like that. And then I would take turtles from the
pond and I would bring them back and put them
in my mom's windowsill. She got really mad about that.
And I trapped the squirrel. I should note I had
not only trapped the squirrel. I had this entire sweet
squirrel cage. It even had a big stick and everything
like that in there. When I say tamer of wild beasts,
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I know I'm telling you that's what I was. But
I was also like to fancy myself as being pest control.
And one day when I was through the wood in
the woods, I see, I think they were hornets. I
may be wrong about that, but I'm almost positive they
were hornets. Hey, Chris, are hornets nests in the ground? Okay?
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I thought they were hornets. They were clearly stinging, and
they were of some size, and I, you know, as
a great hunter, I sat for a while and just
observed these hornets. Now, whether they were hornets or not,
someone will correct me if I'm wrong. But whether they
were hornets or not, they most definitely were in the ground.
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That's where their nest was. In the ground. It wasn't
some big, you know, hornets nest hanging from a tree.
It was in the ground. There was a hole in
the ground. I would say maybe a little bigger than
a broom handle. And as Wilderness Jesse was observing this,
I saw that they were going in and in and
in and in and out, and in and out and
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in and out. So I came up with the plan
that was pretty much fool proof. My plan was this,
I wait patiently with the appropriate size stick. I wait
until I don't see any hornets flying around the hole.
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That must mean that all the hornets are in the hole.
I will run up to the hole with my stick,
jam it down into the hole. Now the hornets are
stuck down there forever, where they'll starve to death or
whatever the case may be. That was the plant. What Chris,
what Chris said, they dug in the ground. Do I
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not think they're going to dig around the stick? I
am not, Marty Stalford, Okay, I did not consider that
at the time. That was not going through my head.
I honestly I might have been six years old when
I did this, so I wait. I may have jumped
the gum, but when I thought the coast was fairly clear,
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I run up to the hole, jam the stick in
the hole, and then turn around and start sprinting as
fast as I can. On the off chance that there
was some leakage of some hornets. They are way faster
than you think. Let me tell you they are really fast.
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That was a painful day anyway. They caught me, even
to the point they were up under my shirt, stinging
me in the ribs. Whatever, I bet you, I still
got some of them. I took a lot of them
with me. Chris, I don't want you to suffer from
identity theft the way I suffered from hornet stings. Identity
theft hurts way worse than a hornet. I promise you that,
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because with identity theft, they wipe out your bank account.
Would you like to have an empty bank account? These
identity thieves, these dirty crooks, they'll do it. It's what
they do. It is become the way crime is done.
It's the way thievery is done. People don't walk into
banks anymore with a mask on. The thieves they learn
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how to hack into websites to steal your data. With
your data, they will, they will take loans out in
your name. They'll empty your bank account. And I don't
know about you. I don't spend a lot of time
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wonderful Friday, I hope you
are prepping for a wonderful weekend with family and friends,
and there should be something to do out there. Look,
go do something. Dear Hamburger Whisper, First of all, it's
a cheeseburger. Okay, do you think Trump should add three
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to five more Supreme Court judges in the next two years.
If Democrats are going to pack the court with communists anyway,
maybe Trump should prepack it with some fervent anti communist judges.
I get what you're saying, this court packing thing. First.
I know the Communists are threatening it, and if they
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ever take back the House, the Senate, and the Presidency,
they will obviously do it. But the way the country
is shifting, I don't know how realistic it is that
Democrats are going to take back the Senate in the
foreseeable future. The House, look, let's be honest, that's probably
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gonna be the midterms. Look, it's gonna be tough to
keep the House in the midterms. But I don't know
that there's a great chance they even sniff the Senate
in the mid terms. The reason, a big reason is
there are so many states now that are red, and
the red states are getting redder as people flee the
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communist states. It's just it's not believable that a state
that is a little purple now getting redder is going
to start electing Democrats in the future. I hope that
makes you feel better. I just don't know that they're
ever going to get now, I shouldn't say never. I
don't know that anytime soon they're going to get the Senate.
I just don't They could win the presidency, they could
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win the House. You're going to have to have the Senate.
If you're going to start packing the Supreme Court. That's
one two. Should Trump pack it beforehand? Well, you know
how this is going to work. If the Democrats ever
do pack the Supreme Court get elected, add three more justices,
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make sure they're all commedies, then they don't lose any case. Well,
that's just going to mean the next time there's a
Republican president, he's going to add three more. Then the
next Democrat's gonna add three more. Once that genie is
out of the lamp, there's not going to be any
putting it back again. The Supreme Court will just vacillate
back and forth every four years. I know it's a
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great word, Chris. I've been doing a lot of reading,
all right, I mean doing a lot of weak or
vacillate Chris. You wouldn't know. There's something to do with
your heart, doctor Jesse. Why do women love duvet covers?
Who would ever think that putting a blanket inside of
a blanket was a good idea. Plus, they're more difficult
for men to put together than diffusing a time bomb.
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Why does such a horrible thing exist? Says his name
is Chris Brother. I I go through something, all right,
And here's what I go through when I got out
of the Marine Corps. You'll know this if you listened
for a while. I swore to myself when I got
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out of the Marine Corps, as long as I could
afford it, I would never live with another human being
again until the day I got married. I got out
of the Marine Corps, stayed one night in my parents' house,
and the next day got up and went and moved
in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
It wasn't exactly nice, but it was my apartment the
first time when I started dating my wife, the first
time she walked into my apartment, I don't think I'll
ever forget the look on her face. I didn't have her,
in her words, anything Now for me, I had everything.
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I had a little chair, there was even a little
love seat to go with it. No big deal coffee table, television,
was there anything on the walls? No, were there any plants. No,
I'm sorry, I don't have a guard inside what Chris,
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Exactly right, Chris, I'm a guy. I don't have any
of that stuff I had in her words, nothing in
my mind. I had everything I needed, everything functional. I
had a bed, I had a chair, I had a TV.
I had a kitchen, pots and pants, bacon in the fridge,
at everything I need. Men and women are built differently.
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Once you get married and move in with your dime,
you are going to have to accept that she is
always There's no permanence in this. She is always trying
to make your house a home. And she will look around.
Maybe she'll watch a show or read a magazine or
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talk to a friend, and she will look at something anything,
no matter what it is, that's working fine, and she
will decide that thing needs an up grade of some kind.
And this is just something. It is a constant battle.
And then you have to This is like you ever
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heard of nitroglycerin that's super explosive liquid. Can't be shaken
it around or anything like that, or it blows up.
This is when you have to handle the wife like
nitro glycerin, meaning when you're trying to talk her out
of the new duvet cover. Hey we need new towels,
Hey we need new whatever pots and pants. When you're
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trying to talk her out of that, you have to
handle her like something that could explode at any moment,
because she has a built in counter argument at all times.
Oh so you don't want me to make a nice
home for you. Oh, I'm trying to make a nice
home for you. Should see the look on Chris's face.
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You've gone through this, haven't you, Chris, No, of course,
and you know that that's the argument she's going to
pull out. So you can't just say no, we're not
getting more pillows. We have all the pillows we need.
These pillows are perfectly fine. You can't say it like that.
You have to just be really, really careful in those moments.
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I don't have another way to put it. They do this. Look,
my wife did this. She's actually currently doing this with
our We have a few outside chairs. I think we
have five or six outside chairs. I get we don't
spend a lot of time out there, whether in Texas sucks,
but occasion we'll go sit outside. They're they're fine. There's
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nothing wrong with them. They're little metal chairs, nothing fancy.
And they have a little little pad on them. They're fine.
She just she hit me with this yesterday. I think
we need new chairs. Why do we need new chairs.
We're not even out there. It's eight thousand degrees. Why
don't we need new chairs. We don't need to go.
We don't need new chairs. Maybe we should go down
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to home depot.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
No, I don't want to go to home depot.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I hope you enjoy your weekend. Now, I'm upset. I'll
talk to you Monday. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday,
Final hour, The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
I hope you are prepped and ready to have a
wonderful weekend. I know I am, just because Chris won't
be there, Jesse. Given the recent rift between Tish James
and Zorn Mamdannie, how long do you think it will
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be before James uses her office to go after Mamdonnie
and what might she do to him as far as
legal actions? Says, his name is Joe Okay. So if
you don't know about this quote rift, Zorn Mamdonnie. Before
he was Mayor of New York City, he was a
pretty open communist who is basically part of New York
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City's city count. Right, he launches this campaign to become
mayor of New York City. Eric Adams was the current
Democrat mayor and then he decided to run as an independent.
So it's just Eric Adams, for a variety of different reasons,
didn't look like it was going to happen again. And
so this Zorn Mendoti starts running. But what happens is
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this and it's very common in politics Republican and Democrat circles.
You know who these people like to back in elections.
If you're a senator or a congressman, or the attorney
general or the governor or somebody like that, you know
who you like to back in elections, the guy who wins. Oftentimes,
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maybe it's an ego thing, whatever it is, you want
to back the guy you think is going to win.
And the reasons for that goes beyond ego too. You
want that guy. You want him to want to serve
you when he gets in there. You want him to
owe you, or at least feel like he owes you
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when you get in there. So Tis James is the
Attorney General of New York. That's a really really really
big deal. That is a big boy position, Okay, zo
Ron Mandanni starts to get traction early on in that primary.
I'm here to tell you dislike him as much as
I do. He does have that charming thing down that
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always has a winning smile. Young guy. It just he's
good at politics, better than you or I want him
to be. He's really good at politics. He starts to
gain traction. Tis James is looking at this thing. And
she makes a simple calculation that people empower make all
the time. It looks like this guy's going to win.
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I better throw my considerable weight behind him. Then he'll
owe me at least in some way. Then he'll owe me.
But with these communists, uh, people like Tiss James don't
understand what they're dealing with. Because Zoorn Mamdanie a guy
like that, he was never going to be somebody who
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would be compliant. He was never going to be somebody
who would go along with whatever Democrat party wants in
the in New York. Remember he is DSA Democrats Socialists
of America. Remember this is DSA.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
You know, we have a unique responsibility to act from
the from the heart of empire, the belly of the beast.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
That the most important thing that we can do is
take that entire down from within. Our role ultimately is
to to facilitate our own empire's failure in ways that
we can ultimately to overthrow our own empire. Imperialism is us.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Imperialism is not a thing that can be reformed away.
It has to be overthrown through revolutionary struggle.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
And to build a mass movement that can use the
leverage of workers to hit the kill switch on American imperialism.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The mayor of New York City thinks, like all those
people in that video, he had all kinds of public
comments that clearly showed he was aligned with what the
people in that video want. Tiss James thought she was
going to get somebody compliant, but she did not. Now
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you brought up what do I think Tiss James might
do to him? Well, see this is the problem now
for Tiss James. Zorron Mamdanni's mayor of New York City.
She doesn't want to be mayor of New York City.
She wants to be Governor of New York or a
Senator from the State of New York maybe when Chuck
Schumer retires. She doesn't want to be mayor of New
York City. What does it benefit Tiss James to take
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out Mam donnie. If she attempts to take out ma'm donnie,
you know, doing Democrat things like just in crimes and
stuff like that, just like she did with Donald Trump,
she obviously has no problem with that. If she does that,
she creates mortal enemies. The activists of the Democrats in
the State of New York and She creates these enemies
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for herself with no foreseeable benefit. She doesn't gain anything
if Man Donnie gets bounced, She's gonna be miffed. Every
time he backs some DSA candidate who's primary ing some
established Democrat. She's going to publicly whine about it. I
don't understand we backed him. Why isn't it because she
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doesn't understand what she's dealing with. But I don't think
that she will declare war on him. I think of
concern to her should be him declaring war on her.
Because these people see themselves as warriors of the revolution.
They do. Zobron Mandanni is a deadly serious human being.
He is, let's remember this guy is the definition of subversive.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We are told that America is exceptional because we are richer, stronger,
more powerful than everyone else. The truth, my friends, is
that America is exceptional because here nothing is fixed into place.
The frontier may be closed, we may have walked on
the moon, but the work of fulfilling the values first
enshrined in the Declaration of Independence. That work endures, and
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it belongs to us all. It belongs to to our
newest Americans.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Subversive, Hello Jesse, We continue to enjoy listening on weekdays
to the Jesse Kelly Show on news radio eleven ninety
k EX. How about that. Our being born and raised Oregonians,
we understand what it's like to live in a blue state.
Yet not only here, but nationwide, we see far too
(06:52):
much pandering to the radical environmentalists. We know it's about communism, votes,
power and control. Yet believe these groups are minorities, not
the majority, So why are they allowed to do so
much damage? Politics belongs to the people who are active.
(07:14):
That is the truth politics. Power in a country, certainly
in a representative republic, power will be held in this
country by the people who are involved, not the most
popular people, the people who are involved. Now, when it
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comes to radical environmentalism, we probably we should always keep
this in mind no matter what we're talking about. When
it comes to these green kami freaks, there's a lot,
and we know this now, a lot of foreign funding
of these groups, because every other enemy of ours on
the planet knows these groups are incredibly damaging to America,
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damage our energy, damage our economy. They do real genuine
harm which aids our enemies. So there's foreign funding behind that.
But beyond the foreign funding. If you live in one
hundred person community and there's only five communists in the community, well,
if they're the ones who are out there rallying votes,
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if they're the ones who are picking candidates, if they're
the ones who show up at town halls getting loud,
making demands, if they're the ones sending any emails, if
they're the one you see what I mean. If it's
the only five people who are out there involved, then
it doesn't matter that ninety five people disagree with them.
Do you know how few emails your state Rep gets?
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You know, you have a district inside your state, You
have a state Rep and a state senator. But we'll
set him aside for a minute. Do you know your
state Rep probably reads every email that comes into his
office because he gets like ten to day, it more
than that, depending on the district and whatnot. But these
guys are this is not your congressman, this is not
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your senator. You're probably never going to talk to one
of your senators in person. If you do, it's because
you'll get a quick selfie with him at some big
at sea pack or something like that. You're never going
to be able to sit down most likely, and have
a meaningful conversation with the United States senator. By the way,
I've done that a million times. You're not missing out.
They're very boring and unimpressive people. I just want to
(09:26):
put that out there. However, I bet you money that
if you tried right now, if you reached out and nasked,
you could get a meeting with your state rep. Hey,
I've got whatever on your mind. Is there a chance
you've got fifteen minutes for me? I bet you money
you're going to get an email back or a phone call.
(09:48):
If not him, maybe someone on his staff to arrange
your meeting. Yeah. Sure, Hey, why don't you come by
the office cup of coffee ten minutes ten am tomorrow morning.
Have you ever sent that email insulting you? You know
who does send an email? The communist in your area.
Communist emails him every day. He's got coffee with the
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communists fifteen times because the communist is there in the office,
closed mouth, don't get fed. As the old saying goes, yes,
these people are a minority. It doesn't matter when the
minority is passionate. All right, we have a lot more
to go.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Hang on, Is he smarter than everyone who knows, does
he think so? Yeah, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
Remember you, No freedom is not free, what Chris? That
song made me think of our lady Maria. It made
me think of this too, now that Mexico's out of
the World Cup.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
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Speaker 1 (10:56):
I love him?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Do I want printo scorniche? Tell you gets them from you?
A yei yei yi oh ymb Frito Buntito, give me
Britos conscription. I'll be your friend. Be Frito Buntito. You
must not up in much munch munch a bunch of friztos.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oracle, I felt your pain when you spoke about teaching
your boys how to drive. My son got a school
permit at fifteen, and on the third day of school
we had the trash by the curb. Our driveway is big.
It fits three cards wide, three cars wide. A blind
man could back out and avoid a trash can. Well,
he didn't think he could, and instead of the obvious
(11:42):
move of moving the trash, he decided to try and
do a three point turn in the driveway. We had
a large rock on one side. He backed over it
and dislodged his back bumper. Then not more than a
month later, he hit a parked car in the school
parking lot and pulled off the front bumper. I now
understand why boy's car insurance is so high. Look, there's
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something I am never going to sit here and question
God's design. God created us the way he created us,
for his perfect purpose. I admit that I know that,
and I understand, or at least I think I understand,
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why God did not let boys have fully formed brains
until well into their twenties. In my opinion, this is
just my opinion. I'm not putting and words in the
Lord's mouth here. And my opinion part of that is
young men are going to have to take significant risks
like go to war in order to defend families and
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defend nations and things like that. And so you kind
of need that nineteen year old to be full of
testosterone and not much of a working brain. You need
you need young men who don't have a great grasp
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of risk. Hey, I bet I could jump off this
roof into the pool. You tell me that I'm forty
four I'm gonna look down. I'm gonna say, well, that's
a broken leg right there at the hospital bills I
might miswork on top of the agonizing pain. Plus, even
if I make it into the pool, it is the
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reward worth the risk. Immediately, I'm having all these calculations
in my forty four year old head. You take a
fifteen year old, he doesn't consider any of that at all.
He just goes jumping off the roof and come what may.
Now that's frightening enough in its own way. Then you
add in driving a four thousand pound vehicle. I don't
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I don't understand why. And by the way, it's not
just the speed, because I mentioned one of my kids
backs up really fast and then drives forward as slow.
It's seemingly but we always have to tell him to
hurry up. What, Chris, have I taught him how to
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do a jay turn? Chris? I am going to tell
you something right now, Bud. And again this this just
goes to my exasperation and confusion. He he can't park,
I mean, he cannot cannot pull into a parking space
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on one shot. And maybe you're thinking he's a hair off.
Multiple times, like we've been at church. We try to
park far away from the church so maybe he can
practice parking and things like that. We get to church
and he will attempt to pull into a parking spot,
and on my life, the parking line is directly under
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the center of the car. He will perfectly split two
parking spots. And maybe you're gonna sit there and say, well,
you should practice. You don't understand. I've taken him out
for two hours in an empty parking lot practicing my wife.
Him and my wife do this volunteer thing at the
church or whatever, and the parking lot is empty then
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because it takes place during the week, and she'll practice
with him. Every time. They'll sit down and they'll practice.
It's not like he hasn't practiced. But he can't do it.
I don't know. I don't have an explanation as to
why I spatial awareness thing. I don't I don't understand
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driving forward, driving backwards. He can't do it. And there's
something else I told you. He backs up really fast,
but he drives forward really slow in a parking lot.
You know what. We'll use church for an example. When
you're leaving or getting there. There's all kinds of cars
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in the park lot, people trying to park, people trying
and leave big old traffic jam. You know what it's like.
There's no sense of urgency at all. When he's trying
to fix the bad parking job he just did. He'll
just pause for a second. The car's sitting there waiting
behind us, and he'll throw it in a verse and
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then start to inch back, but then turn and then
then like when he backs up, he oh, I know, Chris,
I know my blood pressure is rising just talking about
And then when it's time to go forward, he'll throw
it and drive, but then kind of eyeball it and
the car's just waiting there, just waiting there. I don't
I don't want to talk about this anymore. I want
(16:55):
to talk about ZipRecruiter. That'll make me feel better. I
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Whatever you're looking for. Maybe you need somebody for a
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a sales manager. I needed this. I needed that ZipRecruiter
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most because Zip Recruiter is the one who makes it
fast and easy. Fast and easy, you don't have to
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find somebody good the first freaking day. That is absurd.
(17:45):
That employee you're looking for is sitting at ZipRecruiter dot
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slash jesse all right, the perfect place to meet your
man match, although probably shouldn't hook up your employees, I
mean your work match. Whatever I think we have, I
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think we have one more segment. Hang on, It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. If you
miss any part of the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, Oracle.
Setting aside potential legal issues, would you agree that Gavin
Newsom is the white Barack Obama not only a mostly
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beat upbeat, optimistic chameleon that shape shifts based on the
audience he's talking to, but also willing to go into
the lions den to try to widen the tent, Jasmin Crockett, heights,
stay home, talk to safe audiences, preach to the choir,
and throw stones from MSNBC. But Newsom and Obama will
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talk to and potentially appeal to independence and some Republicans
unhappy with the economy. Yeah, I understand that Gavin Newsom
has not been able to overtake the Democrat polls for
twenty twenty eight. Yet Dome is still leading every single
poll right now. I have been worried about Newsom for
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a while. I've got good news at the end of this,
by the way, but I've been worried about Newsom for
a while for exactly the reason you're talking about here.
I find him to be completely repulsive. I hope you
do too. But I'm also an adult enough to know.
Is this suburban housewife gonna find him completely repulsive? I
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don't know about that. And like you said, he'll go
sit down with Sean Ryan, right, He'll sit down and look,
it's not like he has to win that interview. If
he goes and sits down with some right winger, he
doesn't have to go in there and win everybody over.
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If someone's unhappy with the current administration, may not hugely political,
Newsom sits down. If Newsom can manage to just not
creep him out, not freak him out, maybe that guy
votes for him. In twenty twenty eight, did you know
that Gavin Newsom watches Fox News every night? Gavin Newsom
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commie governor of California. Gavin Newsom does not sit at
home watching CNN or MS Now, Gavin Newsom goes home
and watches Fox News. That's how he gets his news
every night. Why he's learning how to speak to you,
learning how to speak to me, learning I'll use this
language and that language. This is an insanely ambitious man
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who's wanted to be president for a very, very very
long time. Now all that said, I said, I was
going to make you feel better at the end. Here
it is. I think this legal trouble was very real.
Keep hearing the exact same story from people in the know,
not a great word in the know in California, that
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this stuff is real, that he may potentially have some
serious legal trouble. Combine that with the fact that Dome
is still leading in the pools. Dome, Yeah, she lost,
She's hilariously bad. All those things are completely true. But
remember when we talked about branding. That that's really what
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money in politics and in so much of life is
really about. It's about increasing the size of your brand.
You know, there's a certain number of people who know
who I am. It's not a high percentage, there's a
certain number of people who know who I am. Right, Well,
give me one hundred million dollars and I'll take that
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one hundred million dollars and I'll go run ads all
across the Internet and the television and everything else telling
people about me. What will that one hundred million dollars
buy me a larger brand at the end of it.
And if you can find a way to monetize that
or whatever, good for you. But but that that's that's
the general concept of what it is. Dome two billion dollars.
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Two billion dollars was spent. No, I know she failed
and she lost the popular vote, and I got all
that two billion dollars has already been spent telling the
people of this country about Dome. That's big boy, Cheddar.
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That's a lot of branding. Gavin Newsom, if he wants to,
if he wants to overtake her, is going to have
to overcome a deficit he is starting out behind, There's
no question about it. And Pete Buddhajeg always starts out behind. Hey,
hit man, Jesse, what's the worst sting or bite you've
endured from an insect? So I have always been a
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tamer of wild beasts, if you will, don't roll your eyes, Chris.
I used to go around the woods when I was
a child wearing that you know, that Davy Crockett coonskin hat,
the one John Wayne wears in the Alamo. Yeah, I
had one of those, treasured it. I used to go
around when I was super small with toy guns and
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I would go hunt and you know, shoot wild Indians
and things like that in the woods with my fake
toy guns. Then eventually, I think I was like six
or seven years old, my dad started just giving me
real guns. And so I'm back there with a little
four to ten shotgun or a little Ruger twenty two,
and I'm plinking squirrels and whatever else I can find
by myself. It was just a different time, just by myself.
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But oh another thing I did. We had a little
pond that wasn't ours, but I would sneak on to
their land at this little pond because they had water moccasins.
They had cotton mouths on the water, you know, extremely
venomous snake. And I would go play with them with
sticks and get them to bite the sticks and stuff
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like that. And then I would take turtles from the
pond and I would bring them back and put them
in my mom's windowsill. She got really mad about that.
And I trapped the squirrel. I should note I had
not only trapped the squirrel. I had this entire sweet
squirrel cage. It even had a big stick and everything
like that in there. When I say tamer of wild beasts,
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I know I'm telling you that's what I was. But
I was also like to fancy myself as being pest control.
And one day when I was through the wood in
the woods, I see, I think they were hornets. I
may be wrong about that, but I'm almost positive they
were hornets. Hey, Chris, are hornets nests in the ground? Okay?
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I thought they were hornets. They were clearly stinging, and
they were of some size, and I, you know, as
a great hunter, I sat for a while and just
observed these hornets. Now, whether they were hornets or not,
someone will correct me if I'm wrong. But whether they
were hornets or not, they most definitely were in the ground.
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That's where their nest was. In the ground. It wasn't
some big, you know, hornets nest hanging from a tree.
It was in the ground. There was a hole in
the ground. I would say maybe a little bigger than
a broom handle. And as Wilderness Jesse was observing this,
I saw that they were going in and in and
in and in and out, and in and out and
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in and out. So I came up with the plan
that was pretty much fool proof. My plan was this,
I wait patiently with the appropriate size stick. I wait
until I don't see any hornets flying around the hole.
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That must mean that all the hornets are in the hole.
I will run up to the hole with my stick,
jam it down into the hole. Now the hornets are
stuck down there forever, where they'll starve to death or
whatever the case may be. That was the plant. What Chris,
what Chris said, they dug in the ground. Do I
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not think they're going to dig around the stick? I
am not, Marty Stalford, Okay, I did not consider that
at the time. That was not going through my head.
I honestly I might have been six years old when
I did this, so I wait. I may have jumped
the gum, but when I thought the coast was fairly clear,
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I run up to the hole, jam the stick in
the hole, and then turn around and start sprinting as
fast as I can. On the off chance that there
was some leakage of some hornets. They are way faster
than you think. Let me tell you they are really fast.
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That was a painful day anyway. They caught me, even
to the point they were up under my shirt, stinging
me in the ribs. Whatever, I bet you, I still
got some of them. I took a lot of them
with me. Chris, I don't want you to suffer from
identity theft the way I suffered from hornet stings. Identity
theft hurts way worse than a hornet. I promise you that,
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because with identity theft, they wipe out your bank account.
Would you like to have an empty bank account? These
identity thieves, these dirty crooks, they'll do it. It's what
they do. It is become the way crime is done.
It's the way thievery is done. People don't walk into
banks anymore with a mask on. The thieves they learn
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how to hack into websites to steal your data. With
your data, they will, they will take loans out in
your name. They'll empty your bank account. And I don't
know about you. I don't spend a lot of time
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. On a Wonderful Friday, I hope you
are prepping for a wonderful weekend with family and friends,
and there should be something to do out there. Look,
go do something. Dear Hamburger Whisper, First of all, it's
a cheeseburger. Okay, do you think Trump should add three
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to five more Supreme Court judges in the next two years.
If Democrats are going to pack the court with communists anyway,
maybe Trump should prepack it with some fervent anti communist judges.
I get what you're saying, this court packing thing. First.
I know the Communists are threatening it, and if they
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ever take back the House, the Senate, and the Presidency,
they will obviously do it. But the way the country
is shifting, I don't know how realistic it is that
Democrats are going to take back the Senate in the
foreseeable future. The House, look, let's be honest, that's probably
(29:51):
gonna be the midterms. Look, it's gonna be tough to
keep the House in the midterms. But I don't know
that there's a great chance they even sniff the Senate
in the mid terms. The reason, a big reason is
there are so many states now that are red, and
the red states are getting redder as people flee the
(30:13):
communist states. It's just it's not believable that a state
that is a little purple now getting redder is going
to start electing Democrats in the future. I hope that
makes you feel better. I just don't know that they're
ever going to get now, I shouldn't say never. I
don't know that anytime soon they're going to get the Senate.
I just don't They could win the presidency, they could
(30:36):
win the House. You're going to have to have the Senate.
If you're going to start packing the Supreme Court. That's
one two. Should Trump pack it beforehand? Well, you know
how this is going to work. If the Democrats ever
do pack the Supreme Court get elected, add three more justices,
(30:57):
make sure they're all commedies, then they don't lose any case. Well,
that's just going to mean the next time there's a
Republican president, he's going to add three more. Then the
next Democrat's gonna add three more. Once that genie is
out of the lamp, there's not going to be any
putting it back again. The Supreme Court will just vacillate
back and forth every four years. I know it's a
(31:21):
great word, Chris. I've been doing a lot of reading,
all right, I mean doing a lot of weak or
vacillate Chris. You wouldn't know. There's something to do with
your heart, doctor Jesse. Why do women love duvet covers?
Who would ever think that putting a blanket inside of
a blanket was a good idea. Plus, they're more difficult
for men to put together than diffusing a time bomb.
(31:43):
Why does such a horrible thing exist? Says his name
is Chris Brother. I I go through something, all right,
And here's what I go through when I got out
of the Marine Corps. You'll know this if you listened
for a while. I swore to myself when I got
(32:05):
out of the Marine Corps, as long as I could
afford it, I would never live with another human being
again until the day I got married. I got out
of the Marine Corps, stayed one night in my parents' house,
and the next day got up and went and moved
in my apartment.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
It wasn't exactly nice, but it was my apartment the
first time when I started dating my wife, the first
time she walked into my apartment, I don't think I'll
ever forget the look on her face. I didn't have her,
in her words, anything Now for me, I had everything.
(32:44):
I had a little chair, there was even a little
love seat to go with it. No big deal coffee table, television,
was there anything on the walls? No, were there any plants. No,
I'm sorry, I don't have a guard inside what Chris,
(33:04):
Exactly right, Chris, I'm a guy. I don't have any
of that stuff I had in her words, nothing in
my mind. I had everything I needed, everything functional. I
had a bed, I had a chair, I had a TV.
I had a kitchen, pots and pants, bacon in the fridge,
at everything I need. Men and women are built differently.
(33:27):
Once you get married and move in with your dime,
you are going to have to accept that she is
always There's no permanence in this. She is always trying
to make your house a home. And she will look around.
Maybe she'll watch a show or read a magazine or
(33:49):
talk to a friend, and she will look at something anything,
no matter what it is, that's working fine, and she
will decide that thing needs an up grade of some kind.
And this is just something. It is a constant battle.
And then you have to This is like you ever
(34:10):
heard of nitroglycerin that's super explosive liquid. Can't be shaken
it around or anything like that, or it blows up.
This is when you have to handle the wife like
nitro glycerin, meaning when you're trying to talk her out
of the new duvet cover. Hey we need new towels,
Hey we need new whatever pots and pants. When you're
(34:32):
trying to talk her out of that, you have to
handle her like something that could explode at any moment,
because she has a built in counter argument at all times.
Oh so you don't want me to make a nice
home for you. Oh, I'm trying to make a nice
home for you. Should see the look on Chris's face.
(34:53):
You've gone through this, haven't you, Chris, No, of course,
and you know that that's the argument she's going to
pull out. So you can't just say no, we're not
getting more pillows. We have all the pillows we need.
These pillows are perfectly fine. You can't say it like that.
You have to just be really, really careful in those moments.
(35:17):
I don't have another way to put it. They do this. Look,
my wife did this. She's actually currently doing this with
our We have a few outside chairs. I think we
have five or six outside chairs. I get we don't
spend a lot of time out there, whether in Texas sucks,
but occasion we'll go sit outside. They're they're fine. There's
(35:38):
nothing wrong with them. They're little metal chairs, nothing fancy.
And they have a little little pad on them. They're fine.
She just she hit me with this yesterday. I think
we need new chairs. Why do we need new chairs.
We're not even out there. It's eight thousand degrees. Why
don't we need new chairs. We don't need to go.
We don't need new chairs. Maybe we should go down
(35:58):
to home depot.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
No, I don't want to go to home depot.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I hope you enjoy your weekend. Now, I'm upset. I'll
talk to you Monday. That's all.
Host
Jesse Kelly
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