July 13, 2026 • 35 mins
They have destroyed more than you know. Exposing the petty tyrants during Covid. Playing hurt. An elite athlete like a UFC fighter or radio host. Democrats have to deal with the kind of monster they helped raise.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular, wonderful Monday. Remember if you have missed any
part of it, including Medal of Honor Monday, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify ituned. So we're gonna touch just
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for a second on this Iran stuff that's coming talk
about the communist destruction of things. I promised you we'd
talk about bears playing hurt. All these things are coming up,
emails and more in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Just briefly on Iran. I have heard the news.
I'm just not going into anything right now because i
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don't know what form it's gonna take. In case you
are not aware, we have already been launching new strikes
against the wrong. Trump has made multiple public statements they
went back on the deal. They went back on the deal,
and I'm sure the dirty Iranians did go back on
the deal. He came out this morning on social media
and said the United States of America would be the
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new guardian of the Strait and that we would actually
charge a toll to everybody passing through the Straits. When
he came out and said today, I don't know how
all that's gonna shake out. Not here to tell you that.
And I've also heard this was supported a couple hours
ago that Trump has told Congress, or at least members
of Congress, he's getting ready to fire the whole thing
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up again. Calm yourself. I don't know where it goes
from here. I don't know what that's gonna mean. Maybe,
you know, maybe some shock and ah straighten those Iranians
up and everything will go back to the way it was.
I don't know, but we'll see where we go from here.
Before I get to more comedy talk, because I'm kind
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of done with that for a minute, I just wanted
to bring this up because as I saw this headline
and it made me laugh. Investigators say that Colorado bear
that eight human remains shouldn't crave people shouldn't. Do you
remember during COVID how many quote experts were all over
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your television set. Experts. I'm a virology expert. Trust you
can trust me. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. I'm
an expert. I work at the CDC, I used to
work at the CDC. I do this. I'm an expert.
Do you remember how they were all wrong? They were
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all wrong. Do you know who got COVID as a
profession Do you know who got COVID more right than doctors?
Cito people, athletes, bodybuilders, workout guys. You know what, I'll
just classify it as workout guys. Guys who you see
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all over the place teaching people this is how you
lift or run or whatnot. They were pretty much universally.
Are you kidding me? No, go to the gym, get
some sunshine, get in better shape, protect you. They got
it all right. Doctors got it all wrong. I have
always been a skeptical person anyway, but I'm very very
skeptical when I hear anything along the lines of I'm
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an expert in the field. You know what this reminds
me of. I'll tell you what it reminds me of.
It reminds me, and I've complained to you about this before,
of when you watch a shark show on TV and
it'll be about shark attacks or some shark attack, and inevitably,
guaranteed there will be some shark expert who comes on
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the show and says something to the effect of, you know,
sharks aren't out there hunting people. Most of the time.
It's just a case of mistaken identity, as if that
is supposed to give me some level of comfort. As
his jaws are wrapping around my torso, crushing my body
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with teeth piercing my internal organs. Oh, and I'm drowning
at the same time as he carries me to the deep.
It's going to be cold comfort to say to myself, whoops,
he just thinks I'm a seal. No big deal. I
actually think it is a really big deal. If the
gigantic swimming eating machine is too stupid to realize that
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a surfer is not a seal, I think that actually
makes it even scarier. And yet there'll be some expert
in the field, you know, it's not that big of
a deal. They're actually just mistaken identity. That's the kind
of thing that reminds me of all right, onto something ugly.
I tried to avoid it as much as I can,
but it's on my heart. So I was thinking about something.
I saw this headline. USPS maintenance technician removed from Minnesota
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facil for demanding the cleanup of human feces. It's really gross.
We won't do all on that and it pairs well
with a social media post I saw this morning some
young lady. I don't know who she is, but she
apparently had moved to Austin, Texas. I don't know if
you know, but Austin, Texas is very well thought of.
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You supposed to have great restaurants and great nightlife and
things like that. She moved to Austin, Texas, rented an
ice apartment, and the cops are there all the time,
she gets followed back to her apartment. It's a complete
dangerous nightmare. Remember that communists are destroyers, and they have
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already destroyed way more things than you or I want
to accept. Whenever you put them in charge of something,
they will destroy it if they are in charge of
it for a long enough period of time. And it
actually it saddens me. It's why I was trying to
avoid this, because I think about just the things I
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have experienced that I have been shocked by, shocked at
the state of decay. Los Angeles is probably the most
recent one, and I came on the show and complained
to you about it. You know what a paradise Los
Angeles used to be. Los Angeles won geographically, It's just beautiful.
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The weather is perfect. I'm sweating to death here in
Houston all day every day. It's seventy five there all
day every day. When I go Ono, how hike in
the mountains you can. The last time I went to
La that was the most It's not like I was
quaking in my shoes, but walking around Los Angeles at night,
I was out looking for food. That is the most
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physically afraid I have been in the United States of
America in years and now my guns have been Los Angeles. Right.
You can't believe how bad it is, how frightening it is,
how dirty it is. It's horrible. I've told you this
about Rome. It's not just an American problem. It's Rome.
What do they call it, Chris the Eternal City? I
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believe it's what they call it. It's Rome. You can't
imagine how much graffiti it's everywhere. Homeless people bathing right
in the alley, pee, trash, trash everywhere. We got back
from Tokyo, Japan not long ago. Third biggest city on
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the planet, Tokyo, Japan, more people than you can possibly count.
There's no trash, nothing, nothing. You walk through Rome, this historic,
glorious city covered in filth. You go to the Colisseum
surrounded by African pickpockets. You go to the Spanish steps,
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you are told, in no uncertain terms, you better keep
your purse or your backpack in front of you because
it's pretty much the pickpocket capital of the world. This
is what happens when you hand anything to communists. They've
done it to Paris, They've done it to London, They've
done it to Austin. They've done it to Los Angeles.
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They're currently doing it to New York City. Evil disgusting
destroyers is what they are. Let's move on. I want
to do some emails. Hey, mister pink flower, you were
talking about getting kicked off airplanes and how they are
vicious little monsters. Make a long story short. One time
I was flying from Boston back to South Carolina. My
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wife asked to move my kid to a seat that
a gentleman was sitting in next to her. The gentleman
was okay with it, and the stewardess, a vile little communist,
refused to let it happen. So my wife had a
few choice words with her, and she had security come
on and take us off the plane. All four of
my kids in tow. We ended up road tripping home,
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probably why the airline went out of business. You know
what else I remember about COVID. Speaking of COVID, I
remember how many people we discovered in our society are
secretly tyrants. That's what I remember. I remember how many
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people in our society love power, love power. Remember the stewardesses,
the nurses, but beyond them, remember the government officials, how
much they got off on it. All they loved it.
You're a little small town mayor. He finally got to
be the little king he wanted to be the entire time.
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The bureaucrats all over the government, they freaking loved it. COVID.
I've called it the great reveal for a reason, the
great clarification, you could call it. But it was the
great revealing in our society. You really saw what your
mom was all about. You saw the what that stewardess
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was all about. There are a lot of people, a
lot of people in professions that are traditionally thought of
as wonderful. A lot of people take those positions because
they want power and control. Kind of ugly. Whatever we're
enough with ugly, I'll share with you, playing hurt get
to some emails, talk about commy some more. Next The
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Monday. I remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So wife and
I got with some friends on Saturday night. Because Connor
McGregor is the biggest star in UFC. I didn't say
it was the best, but the most well known guy
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by a mile in UFC. He was making some historic
comeback at the age of thirty seven, and everyone was
hyped up about it. They say all the hotel rooms
in Vegas were sold out and the packed. How they
paid him thirty million dollars for the thing, So that
tells you how. Yeah, the ratings would through the roof.
You either watched it or heard about it. And it
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comes to the match. You know, there were a bunch
of fights beforehand, but the Connor McGregor fight is obviously
the last one, the grand finale. He comes out at
thirty seven years old after five years off, throws a
jumping kit and blows out his knee. It was the
biggest buzz kill in the world. Just comes out and
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blows out his knee right away. Ref has to step in.
Stop the fight. It's over. What Chris Chris said, was
there even any contact between either of them? I can
tell you exactly how the fight went. He comes out,
no contact yet attempts a big flying kick, misses, it
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doesn't connect. Maybe the guy maybe touch his hand or
something like that. When he lands the foot he lands on,
that's the knee that blows out. He then attempts another.
By the way he falls down, of course, he gets
up promptly, attempts another kick that doesn't land and falls
down again. The other fighter stands over him almost half
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throws a punch or two the way I remember it.
But the other fighter, this good dude, Max Holways his name.
He looks at the REF and said, dude, he's hurt.
Stop the fight. He's hurt. You can't do anything. McGregor
gets up again, attempts to do something, leg gives out again.
Ref steps in. It was the biggest buzzkill, disappointing thing
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in the world. And there are all these conspiracy theories
around it. But I need you to hear from me
here because I have a little bit of experience in
this area. Once you reach a certain age, injuries can
just happen out of nowhere. Twenty year olds don't understand
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this because when you're twenty years old, you were bulletproof.
You're indestructible, and even if you do get hurt, you
will heal up in half a second. Elite athletes like
Connor McGregor and me, we can get hurt easily. The
reason I lumped myself into there is because this morning
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I got up, I was fine. Back was a little
stiff and sore, but I was fine. James gets back
from cross country practice, Luke is out of bed. We
decide we're brewing up some breakfast tacos at the house.
We're putting theresa. There's bacon, there's eggs d'arteas. It was glorious,
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big old tray full of protein, and we ate like kings.
As soon as we're done, boys are going to shower
and chores and start their day. I go get on
my rowing machine, my rower that I've I didn't have
a lot of time at a lot going on today,
crank out a good workout on the rower. I get up.
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Now I'm really stiff and really sore. I bend over
to stretch out my hamstrings, because my hamstrings were really
tight yesterday and something just popped in my back. There
was a pop. The pain, which is still very much there,
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is going all up and down both sides of my butt,
all the way up to my shoulder blades, down into
my legs. I don't have any idea what I wrecked.
Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. I drug myself in
here today. I'll be back here tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere.
I Am going to have to try to track down
a chiropractor or a massage therapist or something tomorrow. Something
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has to give here. But I understand exactly what Connor
McGregor is going through. When you're an elite athlete, a
UFC fighter, a radio host, you never know what part
of your body is going to give out because of
you've had to maintain this elite level of physical fitness
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All right, all right, let's do some others. Jesse. I'm
on my eighth grade DC school trip. I was listening
to the renowned Jesse Kelly show on the bus and
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two friends at different times asked for an AirPod. I obliged,
and they both fell asleep in ten minutes. Take that
for what it's worth. See how soothing my voice is, Chris,
What it's soothing? People find it comforting. On a more
serious note, in the Gettysburg Museum, there was a whole
section praising John Brown. PS. I want all the history
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of trivia because I listened to your show. That's his
name's Henry. That's sweet, dear Jesse. I was super pleased,
to see the sentencing of the Antifa thugs that ambushed
and shot ICE agents. Public hangings are underrated and an
appropriate punishment for crime operates as a good turn, there's
no question about it. But we gave them serious sentences.
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We have we have to appreciate the Trump administration and
the changes they've made, positive changes they've made when it
comes to having teeth for communists. Trump one point oh,
didn't have any of this stuff. Trump one point Zho
had a bunch of bumbling idiots in the White House.
Trump two point zero. He hit man. A lot of
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these people are doing great things, and they're switched on,
and they're trying to throw vile street communists in cages
for fifty to one hundred years. And I'm with them
on that. We got ICE agents out there taking no prisoners.
In fact, did you see what Pete Hexeth announced. It's
pretty freaking cool. Hang on, let play it for you
the Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse
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Kellyshow dot com. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on
and Amazing Monday. All right, So before we get to
what Pete Hegseth actually said, remember something the Pentagon or
the Department of Defense. Because it's a bunch of people. Look,
even if you haven't been there, you know this, I
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haven't been there, full disclosure. Because it's a bunch of
people walking around and fancy uniforms with ribbons and metals
on their chest, we probably think higher of it than
we ought to think. It's not that there aren't wonderful
heroes walking those halls, but there are so many people
who work in and around our defense industry in this country.
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There's a lot of dirt balls in there. A lot
of them have wormed their way into it. In the
military itself, in the civilian adjacent sector, a lot of
turds have worked their way into it. Okay, these people
have done tremendous damage. They've done tremendous damage on a
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couple different fronts. First, we have already caught many leaking
important things to our foreign enemies. Lots of them miraculously
have Chinese last names. But we find ones leaking to
our foreign enemies. That's a big deal. If your enemy
knows what technology you have, what you're developing, that's a
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really big deal. That's one and two are domestic enemies.
There are a lot of people in there with various agendas.
Some maybe it's just a personal held belief, some maybe
they're paid to have it. But they go and they
leak to the media, and these leaks cause tremendous damage.
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And this has gone on for my entire life. I
feel like this has gone on well, it sounds like
we're finally doing something about it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The unauthorized disclosure of sensitive War Department information has the
very real potential to cause exceptionally grave damage to our
national security and the operational integrity of our armed forces.
To leak sensitive national defense information and secrets betrays the
men and women who wear our nation's uniform. It's a
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principle as old as war, and in the United States
goes back to the founding of our Republic. George Washington
himself battled leaks, insider threats, and espionage. When a leak
of Department information occurs today, it's critical that we provide
the Department of Justice and other partners in federal law enforcement,
including the FBI, with actionable information as quickly as possible.
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And that's why the Department of War and the Department
of Justice have created a joint task force to identify
and prosecute leakers.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I know it's not sexy, probably not even a headline
you saw it's on. I'm not being over the top,
and I tell you this is the kind of thing
that can save thousands of lives one day. It really
can thousands of lives one day. Leaks kill people, loose lips,
sink ships. As the old saying goes, it's extremely true.
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Speaking with you, you hear what Dome said. Dome she
gave a speech to a WNBA team in the locker room,
and look, I just sat there for a minute and
I laughed hysterically. It wasn't just the speech, it was
the response to the female basketball players in the room.
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It was just every part of it was amazing. We're
having an incredible impact.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I travel our country, young girls, boys, people of every gender, background, race, watch.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The w yes and understand WNBA loses money every.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Year, by the way, how inspiring it is.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You guys are impacting people who you may never meet,
people who may never know your names online, but they
are aware of what you are doing, and it is
giving them a sense of their value and their dignity
and what they have her right to expect from this world.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I miss her. I talked to something I talked to
about Mark Halperin earlier today, and Mark, he's not entirely
convinced she's gonna run again. Remember, I had that theory
that since the donors are so angry with her, that
I'm not sure she's gonna run again. But then that's
that's clashing with the traditional belief that if you are
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the likely nominee, you run because there's two steps to
get to be president, and if you've already pretty much
cleared one of the two, you're halfway there, right, So
those two theories have been competing in my head. Mark
brought up today that he's not sure she's gonna run.
I'm gonna be so bummed, what, Chris, I want her
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to run again? How much fund did we have with
Dome last time she was running? She was all ben
she was So I'm please, I'm.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Begging, in the name of a just merciful.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Gun, please let her run again? Please Jesse. Oh, but
speaking of Carvil, he's out there doing a lot of
ranting and raving about these DSA democrats, these communists who
are running, and I find this stuff to be hilarious.
Run what is the Democrats fault.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
It's the corporate Democrats. It's all because the Democrats listen
to Al Gore something like that, these people are so stupid.
I don't know what to say about it.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
So now.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
We have this idea that these insurgent Democrats, and what
is their solution. Is their solution to beat Republicans, to
run against Republicans. No, their solution is to be Democrats.
Like that part of the problem. No, you are part
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of the problem because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
He can be as angry and potty mouth as he want.
But the Democrat Party has been nurturing and courting these
people for years. Years that the Democrat Party has become
these people. How much daylight is there between this lady
this DSA lady.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
You really believe in open borders and not having deportations.
That's just incredibly contrary to law enforcement and security.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
America has a really long history of welcoming working class immigrants.
My grandmother and her mother came through Eltis Island and
worked from Germany and worked as seamstresses. I mean, we believe.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That legal aliens in the country, don't they need to
be removed.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We believe that demilitarizing the border. That violent oppression of
working class immigrants who come here is not something that
most Americans want. And I think the backlash to President
Trump's policies really showed that.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh, she's crazy. Okay, this is the Purple State Senator
Alyssa Slotkin. How much daylight on the issues? How much
daylight is there between slot Can and that other chir
wrong button this one.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
The other thing that we blocked yesterday was the Save
Act right which they allow this administration to rig of
our democracy so that it would be hard for any
Democrat in any state to win any election and disenfranchise
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all married women in the meantime. By the way, and
just you have to show your birth certificate at the polls.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
There's no daylight. The Democrat Party as a whole has
welcomed in the far left until they turned far left,
and now they're horrified that some of these little commie
Frankenstein's they've been nurturing are running for office and beating Democrats.
I think it's fantastic. Jesse Fifa, I'll be glad when
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it's over. He's signed about the World Cup Spokane AM
five ninety KQNT keeps airing FIFA instead of you. At
least it was today For about the first twenty minutes
of your program. I listened to you on the AM,
so on and so forth, except in the days you
decide not to show up. One, that's not right to
remember if you miss any part of the show, you
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can download it. It's free. iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, doesn't cost
you anything. That's one. Two. Remember your local station, your affiliate.
I like that you're listening to them. They're also not
a charity. They have to make money too. Affiliates have
to make money. They have to make money, and so
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they'll come up with contracts with various sports leagues or
colleges or whatnot, and they have to honor said contracts.
I'm not saying that specifically what went on here. Look,
I never liked it when my favorite radio show was
blocked out either, But I'm just explaining. I promise your
affiliate is not being evil and calming. They're just trying
to keep the lights on, all right, Hang on, he
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doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly.
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent, wonderful Monday. You can
email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and I
will get to those in a moment. But I tease
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this way earlier in the show, and I never got
to it. Telling you we are making some great gains
out here.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
We've gotten four decisions from the court and among them
is one of the big ones we have been watching.
This is a unanimous opinion that will make it easier
to file so called reverse discrimination claims here in the US.
Now Here, the Supreme Court sided with a straight woman
in Ohio. She filed a reverse discrimination lawsuit against her
employer when her gay boss declined to promote her and
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instead promoted another gay individual. Now, this is mostly about
the bar that members of majority groups, So in this case,
a straight white woman need to meet in order to
file these kinds of claims. And here, in a unanimous opinion,
they have sided with this woman. So she will, it appears,
be allowed to continue to proceed with this. And as
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you know, a diversity, equity and inclusion. This is something
that has been really politicized during the Trump administration, which
is one of the many reasons that we have been
watching this particular case so closely.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, that's wonderful because, as we talked about earlier in
the show, in these people's minds, white people, certainly white
Christians deserve all the bad things, blamed for all the
bad things. But you name it, everyone else deserves everything.
Crap on the white people, crap on Christians. Everyone else
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can be tribal about it. The gays can promote the gays,
that the black people can promote, black people can promote Muslims,
and that everybody else can be completely tribal. White people
deserve to be crapped on. Think about we were talking
about how how we've accepted some bonkers things. I will
again bring up think just before we go on, think
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for a second about how many different entities you have
seen brag about diversifying their workforce or student body or
whatever it is. We have decided we're going to be
twenty percent women, We're to think about how many you've seen.
It's more than you can even count. Now, think about this.
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Every one of those announcements wasn't an announcement for racism.
That's what it was an announcement for prejudice. Hey, we're
not higher and whitey anymore. What. No, that's not how
it's supposed to work. We're not supposed to do anything
based on color or gender or anything like that. They
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don't want you doing it, but they don't want to
do it. Nobody should be doing it period. Zombie apocalypse.
This guy says, last two people on Earth. You're stuck
in Texas forever with one of them as your only
human contact. No radio, no rescue. The universe doesn't have
the option to choose neither. I have to pick Grandma Vodka,
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AOC dome or WHOOPI Goldberg. I gotta go with AOC there, Jesse,
does washing your hands with estrogen water make your hands smaller?
And is this how you got on chalk? I do
not have small hands. I am six eight. I have
enormous hants. This is a ridiculous is this was an
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accusation by aub that has gotten way out of control. Okay, No,
that's the We do have estrogen in the water, though,
when you should be taking your chalk he makes. He
makes a ridiculous joke, but also a very fair point.
Remember we shower an estrogen, we drink it. Women's birth
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It is not being treated out of the water. Women's
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Speaker 8 (31:50):
A fi level that they've never been at before, with
cars racing more than one hundred and ninety miles and
even higher than that down Pennsylvania Avenue isn't exactly designed
for that.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
But what Seohn.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Duffy's done with these incredible, brilliant people is really amazing.
It's gonna be a site for the ages.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
It really will be.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Something special, and they're gonna go all around the National
Mall at speeds that are not quite If we did
that during the regular day, I think people would be
put in jail.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Perhaps for the rest of their lives. Right it wasn't
supposed to be that way.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
But it's gonna be beautiful. It's gonna be a beautiful,
a beautiful thing to watch. And this is the first
racing event of its kind in Washington, DC.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's awesome, Chris. I haven't told you this yet, so
I guess I better reveal it to you in front
of everybody. You know. No, I'm not driving, Chris. I
should be, but I'm not. You know how I told you.
I watched that F one movie, and now I know
a lot about F one. Don't really rise. I think
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I'm gonna start getting into F one. I don't know
really much about it beyond the movie, which obviously taught
me a lot. But they look a lot of fun.
They look like they're a lot of fun. I think
they do one in Las Vegas and they're like racing
up and down the strip. Tell me it wouldn't be
sweet to go to that one in DC and see
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him flying around at what what what? Chris? That's really dark,
Chris said, there's no contact with the cars. I want
to see him get into crashes. Chris, you don't have
racing in your blood like I do. It's not about
the crashes. Okay, it's about the thrill. It's what it's about. No, okay,
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a little bit about the crashes. It's about the thrill,
the camaraderie, crip.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
And now here's a headline, why you know, you know
the thing headlines We didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Socialist grandson of Toys r US founder who vetted Graham
Platner was also accused of sexual misconduct. Remember, in these
comedy circles, you don't have to look hard to find
a dirtball. Some tips if you don't want to be
shot by ice that's from Front page bag. Well, not
driving into them with your vehicle, I've found is a great,
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great tip. Yet communists continue to drive into them with
their vehicle heads up. That four thousand pound vehicle is
a deadly weapon, whether you want it to be or not.
If you drive one of those at an officer of
the lock, he will shoot you, and he won't go
to jail. McConnell hospitalization and Graham's death shrink the GOP's
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already slim Senate majority. Now, I mean, isn't it a
little dark to look at the majority when we have
these things? But that still brings back the point I
made in the very first hour of the show. Can
we stop with the seventy year olds in the House
of Representatives in Senate? In the Senate, there's no why
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don't we have a sixty five retirement age, maybe even
sixty retirement age. I'm not saying you have to go
live in an old person's home or whatever, not that
there's anything wrong with that. We Can we stop with
the endless heart attack risk in the United States Senate
breaking swift response from yeah, I know, Chris Chuck Grassley's
ninety two What are we doing? We're kind of I mean,
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at any moment at ninety two, right gosh. Swift response
from the US military after IRGC strikes the container ship
then closes the Straight of Horror moves. Well, let's hope
we don't wake up tomorrow with even more chaos tomorrow.
But it is what it is. I'll be back here,
sore back and all. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
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(00:33):
for a second on this Iran stuff that's coming talk
about the communist destruction of things. I promised you we'd
talk about bears playing hurt. All these things are coming up,
emails and more in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. Just briefly on Iran. I have heard the news.
I'm just not going into anything right now because i
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don't know what form it's gonna take. In case you
are not aware, we have already been launching new strikes
against the wrong. Trump has made multiple public statements they
went back on the deal. They went back on the deal,
and I'm sure the dirty Iranians did go back on
the deal. He came out this morning on social media
and said the United States of America would be the
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new guardian of the Strait and that we would actually
charge a toll to everybody passing through the Straits. When
he came out and said today, I don't know how
all that's gonna shake out. Not here to tell you that.
And I've also heard this was supported a couple hours
ago that Trump has told Congress, or at least members
of Congress, he's getting ready to fire the whole thing
(01:35):
up again. Calm yourself. I don't know where it goes
from here. I don't know what that's gonna mean. Maybe,
you know, maybe some shock and ah straighten those Iranians
up and everything will go back to the way it was.
I don't know, but we'll see where we go from here.
Before I get to more comedy talk, because I'm kind
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of done with that for a minute, I just wanted
to bring this up because as I saw this headline
and it made me laugh. Investigators say that Colorado bear
that eight human remains shouldn't crave people shouldn't. Do you
remember during COVID how many quote experts were all over
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your television set. Experts. I'm a virology expert. Trust you
can trust me. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. I'm
an expert. I work at the CDC, I used to
work at the CDC. I do this. I'm an expert.
Do you remember how they were all wrong? They were
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all wrong. Do you know who got COVID as a
profession Do you know who got COVID more right than doctors?
Cito people, athletes, bodybuilders, workout guys. You know what, I'll
just classify it as workout guys. Guys who you see
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all over the place teaching people this is how you
lift or run or whatnot. They were pretty much universally.
Are you kidding me? No, go to the gym, get
some sunshine, get in better shape, protect you. They got
it all right. Doctors got it all wrong. I have
always been a skeptical person anyway, but I'm very very
skeptical when I hear anything along the lines of I'm
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an expert in the field. You know what this reminds
me of. I'll tell you what it reminds me of.
It reminds me, and I've complained to you about this before,
of when you watch a shark show on TV and
it'll be about shark attacks or some shark attack, and inevitably,
guaranteed there will be some shark expert who comes on
(03:49):
the show and says something to the effect of, you know,
sharks aren't out there hunting people. Most of the time.
It's just a case of mistaken identity, as if that
is supposed to give me some level of comfort. As
his jaws are wrapping around my torso, crushing my body
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with teeth piercing my internal organs. Oh, and I'm drowning
at the same time as he carries me to the deep.
It's going to be cold comfort to say to myself, whoops,
he just thinks I'm a seal. No big deal. I
actually think it is a really big deal. If the
gigantic swimming eating machine is too stupid to realize that
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a surfer is not a seal, I think that actually
makes it even scarier. And yet there'll be some expert
in the field, you know, it's not that big of
a deal. They're actually just mistaken identity. That's the kind
of thing that reminds me of all right, onto something ugly.
I tried to avoid it as much as I can,
but it's on my heart. So I was thinking about something.
I saw this headline. USPS maintenance technician removed from Minnesota
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facil for demanding the cleanup of human feces. It's really gross.
We won't do all on that and it pairs well
with a social media post I saw this morning some
young lady. I don't know who she is, but she
apparently had moved to Austin, Texas. I don't know if
you know, but Austin, Texas is very well thought of.
(05:20):
You supposed to have great restaurants and great nightlife and
things like that. She moved to Austin, Texas, rented an
ice apartment, and the cops are there all the time,
she gets followed back to her apartment. It's a complete
dangerous nightmare. Remember that communists are destroyers, and they have
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already destroyed way more things than you or I want
to accept. Whenever you put them in charge of something,
they will destroy it if they are in charge of
it for a long enough period of time. And it
actually it saddens me. It's why I was trying to
avoid this, because I think about just the things I
(06:03):
have experienced that I have been shocked by, shocked at
the state of decay. Los Angeles is probably the most
recent one, and I came on the show and complained
to you about it. You know what a paradise Los
Angeles used to be. Los Angeles won geographically, It's just beautiful.
(06:25):
The weather is perfect. I'm sweating to death here in
Houston all day every day. It's seventy five there all
day every day. When I go Ono, how hike in
the mountains you can. The last time I went to
La that was the most It's not like I was
quaking in my shoes, but walking around Los Angeles at night,
I was out looking for food. That is the most
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physically afraid I have been in the United States of
America in years and now my guns have been Los Angeles. Right.
You can't believe how bad it is, how frightening it is,
how dirty it is. It's horrible. I've told you this
about Rome. It's not just an American problem. It's Rome.
What do they call it, Chris the Eternal City? I
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believe it's what they call it. It's Rome. You can't
imagine how much graffiti it's everywhere. Homeless people bathing right
in the alley, pee, trash, trash everywhere. We got back
from Tokyo, Japan not long ago. Third biggest city on
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the planet, Tokyo, Japan, more people than you can possibly count.
There's no trash, nothing, nothing. You walk through Rome, this historic,
glorious city covered in filth. You go to the Colisseum
surrounded by African pickpockets. You go to the Spanish steps,
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you are told, in no uncertain terms, you better keep
your purse or your backpack in front of you because
it's pretty much the pickpocket capital of the world. This
is what happens when you hand anything to communists. They've
done it to Paris, They've done it to London, They've
done it to Austin. They've done it to Los Angeles.
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They're currently doing it to New York City. Evil disgusting
destroyers is what they are. Let's move on. I want
to do some emails. Hey, mister pink flower, you were
talking about getting kicked off airplanes and how they are
vicious little monsters. Make a long story short. One time
I was flying from Boston back to South Carolina. My
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wife asked to move my kid to a seat that
a gentleman was sitting in next to her. The gentleman
was okay with it, and the stewardess, a vile little communist,
refused to let it happen. So my wife had a
few choice words with her, and she had security come
on and take us off the plane. All four of
my kids in tow. We ended up road tripping home,
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probably why the airline went out of business. You know
what else I remember about COVID. Speaking of COVID, I
remember how many people we discovered in our society are
secretly tyrants. That's what I remember. I remember how many
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people in our society love power, love power. Remember the stewardesses,
the nurses, but beyond them, remember the government officials, how
much they got off on it. All they loved it.
You're a little small town mayor. He finally got to
be the little king he wanted to be the entire time.
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The bureaucrats all over the government, they freaking loved it. COVID.
I've called it the great reveal for a reason, the
great clarification, you could call it. But it was the
great revealing in our society. You really saw what your
mom was all about. You saw the what that stewardess
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was all about. There are a lot of people, a
lot of people in professions that are traditionally thought of
as wonderful. A lot of people take those positions because
they want power and control. Kind of ugly. Whatever we're
enough with ugly, I'll share with you, playing hurt get
to some emails, talk about commy some more. Next The
(10:27):
Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Monday. I remember you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So wife and
I got with some friends on Saturday night. Because Connor
McGregor is the biggest star in UFC. I didn't say
it was the best, but the most well known guy
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by a mile in UFC. He was making some historic
comeback at the age of thirty seven, and everyone was
hyped up about it. They say all the hotel rooms
in Vegas were sold out and the packed. How they
paid him thirty million dollars for the thing, So that
tells you how. Yeah, the ratings would through the roof.
You either watched it or heard about it. And it
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comes to the match. You know, there were a bunch
of fights beforehand, but the Connor McGregor fight is obviously
the last one, the grand finale. He comes out at
thirty seven years old after five years off, throws a
jumping kit and blows out his knee. It was the
biggest buzz kill in the world. Just comes out and
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blows out his knee right away. Ref has to step in.
Stop the fight. It's over. What Chris Chris said, was
there even any contact between either of them? I can
tell you exactly how the fight went. He comes out,
no contact yet attempts a big flying kick, misses, it
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doesn't connect. Maybe the guy maybe touch his hand or
something like that. When he lands the foot he lands on,
that's the knee that blows out. He then attempts another.
By the way he falls down, of course, he gets
up promptly, attempts another kick that doesn't land and falls
down again. The other fighter stands over him almost half
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throws a punch or two the way I remember it.
But the other fighter, this good dude, Max Holways his name.
He looks at the REF and said, dude, he's hurt.
Stop the fight. He's hurt. You can't do anything. McGregor
gets up again, attempts to do something, leg gives out again.
Ref steps in. It was the biggest buzzkill, disappointing thing
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in the world. And there are all these conspiracy theories
around it. But I need you to hear from me
here because I have a little bit of experience in
this area. Once you reach a certain age, injuries can
just happen out of nowhere. Twenty year olds don't understand
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this because when you're twenty years old, you were bulletproof.
You're indestructible, and even if you do get hurt, you
will heal up in half a second. Elite athletes like
Connor McGregor and me, we can get hurt easily. The
reason I lumped myself into there is because this morning
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I got up, I was fine. Back was a little
stiff and sore, but I was fine. James gets back
from cross country practice, Luke is out of bed. We
decide we're brewing up some breakfast tacos at the house.
We're putting theresa. There's bacon, there's eggs d'arteas. It was glorious,
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big old tray full of protein, and we ate like kings.
As soon as we're done, boys are going to shower
and chores and start their day. I go get on
my rowing machine, my rower that I've I didn't have
a lot of time at a lot going on today,
crank out a good workout on the rower. I get up.
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Now I'm really stiff and really sore. I bend over
to stretch out my hamstrings, because my hamstrings were really
tight yesterday and something just popped in my back. There
was a pop. The pain, which is still very much there,
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is going all up and down both sides of my butt,
all the way up to my shoulder blades, down into
my legs. I don't have any idea what I wrecked.
Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. I drug myself in
here today. I'll be back here tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere.
I Am going to have to try to track down
a chiropractor or a massage therapist or something tomorrow. Something
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has to give here. But I understand exactly what Connor
McGregor is going through. When you're an elite athlete, a
UFC fighter, a radio host, you never know what part
of your body is going to give out because of
you've had to maintain this elite level of physical fitness
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for so long. Who knows what back part or knee
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All right, all right, let's do some others. Jesse. I'm
on my eighth grade DC school trip. I was listening
to the renowned Jesse Kelly show on the bus and
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two friends at different times asked for an AirPod. I obliged,
and they both fell asleep in ten minutes. Take that
for what it's worth. See how soothing my voice is, Chris,
What it's soothing? People find it comforting. On a more
serious note, in the Gettysburg Museum, there was a whole
section praising John Brown. PS. I want all the history
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of trivia because I listened to your show. That's his
name's Henry. That's sweet, dear Jesse. I was super pleased,
to see the sentencing of the Antifa thugs that ambushed
and shot ICE agents. Public hangings are underrated and an
appropriate punishment for crime operates as a good turn, there's
no question about it. But we gave them serious sentences.
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We have we have to appreciate the Trump administration and
the changes they've made, positive changes they've made when it
comes to having teeth for communists. Trump one point oh,
didn't have any of this stuff. Trump one point Zho
had a bunch of bumbling idiots in the White House.
Trump two point zero. He hit man. A lot of
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these people are doing great things, and they're switched on,
and they're trying to throw vile street communists in cages
for fifty to one hundred years. And I'm with them
on that. We got ICE agents out there taking no prisoners.
In fact, did you see what Pete Hexeth announced. It's
pretty freaking cool. Hang on, let play it for you
the Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse
(17:54):
Kellyshow dot com. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on
and Amazing Monday. All right, So before we get to
what Pete Hegseth actually said, remember something the Pentagon or
the Department of Defense. Because it's a bunch of people. Look,
even if you haven't been there, you know this, I
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haven't been there, full disclosure. Because it's a bunch of
people walking around and fancy uniforms with ribbons and metals
on their chest, we probably think higher of it than
we ought to think. It's not that there aren't wonderful
heroes walking those halls, but there are so many people
who work in and around our defense industry in this country.
(18:37):
There's a lot of dirt balls in there. A lot
of them have wormed their way into it. In the
military itself, in the civilian adjacent sector, a lot of
turds have worked their way into it. Okay, these people
have done tremendous damage. They've done tremendous damage on a
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couple different fronts. First, we have already caught many leaking
important things to our foreign enemies. Lots of them miraculously
have Chinese last names. But we find ones leaking to
our foreign enemies. That's a big deal. If your enemy
knows what technology you have, what you're developing, that's a
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really big deal. That's one and two are domestic enemies.
There are a lot of people in there with various agendas.
Some maybe it's just a personal held belief, some maybe
they're paid to have it. But they go and they
leak to the media, and these leaks cause tremendous damage.
(19:39):
And this has gone on for my entire life. I
feel like this has gone on well, it sounds like
we're finally doing something about it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
The unauthorized disclosure of sensitive War Department information has the
very real potential to cause exceptionally grave damage to our
national security and the operational integrity of our armed forces.
To leak sensitive national defense information and secrets betrays the
men and women who wear our nation's uniform. It's a
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principle as old as war, and in the United States
goes back to the founding of our Republic. George Washington
himself battled leaks, insider threats, and espionage. When a leak
of Department information occurs today, it's critical that we provide
the Department of Justice and other partners in federal law enforcement,
including the FBI, with actionable information as quickly as possible.
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And that's why the Department of War and the Department
of Justice have created a joint task force to identify
and prosecute leakers.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I know it's not sexy, probably not even a headline
you saw it's on. I'm not being over the top,
and I tell you this is the kind of thing
that can save thousands of lives one day. It really
can thousands of lives one day. Leaks kill people, loose lips,
sink ships. As the old saying goes, it's extremely true.
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Speaking with you, you hear what Dome said. Dome she
gave a speech to a WNBA team in the locker room,
and look, I just sat there for a minute and
I laughed hysterically. It wasn't just the speech, it was
the response to the female basketball players in the room.
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It was just every part of it was amazing. We're
having an incredible impact.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I travel our country, young girls, boys, people of every gender, background, race, watch.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The w yes and understand WNBA loses money every.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Year, by the way, how inspiring it is.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
So keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You guys are impacting people who you may never meet,
people who may never know your names online, but they
are aware of what you are doing, and it is
giving them a sense of their value and their dignity
and what they have her right to expect from this world.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I miss her. I talked to something I talked to
about Mark Halperin earlier today, and Mark, he's not entirely
convinced she's gonna run again. Remember, I had that theory
that since the donors are so angry with her, that
I'm not sure she's gonna run again. But then that's
that's clashing with the traditional belief that if you are
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the likely nominee, you run because there's two steps to
get to be president, and if you've already pretty much
cleared one of the two, you're halfway there, right, So
those two theories have been competing in my head. Mark
brought up today that he's not sure she's gonna run.
I'm gonna be so bummed, what, Chris, I want her
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to run again? How much fund did we have with
Dome last time she was running? She was all ben
she was So I'm please, I'm.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Begging, in the name of a just merciful.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Gun, please let her run again? Please Jesse. Oh, but
speaking of Carvil, he's out there doing a lot of
ranting and raving about these DSA democrats, these communists who
are running, and I find this stuff to be hilarious.
Run what is the Democrats fault.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
It's the corporate Democrats. It's all because the Democrats listen
to Al Gore something like that, these people are so stupid.
I don't know what to say about it.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
So now.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
We have this idea that these insurgent Democrats, and what
is their solution. Is their solution to beat Republicans, to
run against Republicans. No, their solution is to be Democrats.
Like that part of the problem. No, you are part
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of the problem because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
He can be as angry and potty mouth as he want.
But the Democrat Party has been nurturing and courting these
people for years. Years that the Democrat Party has become
these people. How much daylight is there between this lady
this DSA lady.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
You really believe in open borders and not having deportations.
That's just incredibly contrary to law enforcement and security.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
America has a really long history of welcoming working class immigrants.
My grandmother and her mother came through Eltis Island and
worked from Germany and worked as seamstresses. I mean, we believe.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
That legal aliens in the country, don't they need to
be removed.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We believe that demilitarizing the border. That violent oppression of
working class immigrants who come here is not something that
most Americans want. And I think the backlash to President
Trump's policies really showed that.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh, she's crazy. Okay, this is the Purple State Senator
Alyssa Slotkin. How much daylight on the issues? How much
daylight is there between slot Can and that other chir
wrong button this one.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
The other thing that we blocked yesterday was the Save
Act right which they allow this administration to rig of
our democracy so that it would be hard for any
Democrat in any state to win any election and disenfranchise
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all married women in the meantime. By the way, and
just you have to show your birth certificate at the polls.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
There's no daylight. The Democrat Party as a whole has
welcomed in the far left until they turned far left,
and now they're horrified that some of these little commie
Frankenstein's they've been nurturing are running for office and beating Democrats.
I think it's fantastic. Jesse Fifa, I'll be glad when
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it's over. He's signed about the World Cup Spokane AM
five ninety KQNT keeps airing FIFA instead of you. At
least it was today For about the first twenty minutes
of your program. I listened to you on the AM,
so on and so forth, except in the days you
decide not to show up. One, that's not right to
remember if you miss any part of the show, you
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can download it. It's free. iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, doesn't cost
you anything. That's one. Two. Remember your local station, your affiliate.
I like that you're listening to them. They're also not
a charity. They have to make money too. Affiliates have
to make money. They have to make money, and so
(26:45):
they'll come up with contracts with various sports leagues or
colleges or whatnot, and they have to honor said contracts.
I'm not saying that specifically what went on here. Look,
I never liked it when my favorite radio show was
blocked out either, But I'm just explaining. I promise your
affiliate is not being evil and calming. They're just trying
to keep the lights on, all right, Hang on, he
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doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly.
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent, wonderful Monday. You can
email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com and I
will get to those in a moment. But I tease
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this way earlier in the show, and I never got
to it. Telling you we are making some great gains
out here.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
We've gotten four decisions from the court and among them
is one of the big ones we have been watching.
This is a unanimous opinion that will make it easier
to file so called reverse discrimination claims here in the US.
Now Here, the Supreme Court sided with a straight woman
in Ohio. She filed a reverse discrimination lawsuit against her
employer when her gay boss declined to promote her and
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instead promoted another gay individual. Now, this is mostly about
the bar that members of majority groups, So in this case,
a straight white woman need to meet in order to
file these kinds of claims. And here, in a unanimous opinion,
they have sided with this woman. So she will, it appears,
be allowed to continue to proceed with this. And as
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you know, a diversity, equity and inclusion. This is something
that has been really politicized during the Trump administration, which
is one of the many reasons that we have been
watching this particular case so closely.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, that's wonderful because, as we talked about earlier in
the show, in these people's minds, white people, certainly white
Christians deserve all the bad things, blamed for all the
bad things. But you name it, everyone else deserves everything.
Crap on the white people, crap on Christians. Everyone else
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can be tribal about it. The gays can promote the gays,
that the black people can promote, black people can promote Muslims,
and that everybody else can be completely tribal. White people
deserve to be crapped on. Think about we were talking
about how how we've accepted some bonkers things. I will
again bring up think just before we go on, think
(29:17):
for a second about how many different entities you have
seen brag about diversifying their workforce or student body or
whatever it is. We have decided we're going to be
twenty percent women, We're to think about how many you've seen.
It's more than you can even count. Now, think about this.
(29:38):
Every one of those announcements wasn't an announcement for racism.
That's what it was an announcement for prejudice. Hey, we're
not higher and whitey anymore. What. No, that's not how
it's supposed to work. We're not supposed to do anything
based on color or gender or anything like that. They
(30:00):
don't want you doing it, but they don't want to
do it. Nobody should be doing it period. Zombie apocalypse.
This guy says, last two people on Earth. You're stuck
in Texas forever with one of them as your only
human contact. No radio, no rescue. The universe doesn't have
the option to choose neither. I have to pick Grandma Vodka,
(30:23):
AOC dome or WHOOPI Goldberg. I gotta go with AOC there, Jesse,
does washing your hands with estrogen water make your hands smaller?
And is this how you got on chalk? I do
not have small hands. I am six eight. I have
enormous hants. This is a ridiculous is this was an
(30:45):
accusation by aub that has gotten way out of control. Okay, No,
that's the We do have estrogen in the water, though,
when you should be taking your chalk he makes. He
makes a ridiculous joke, but also a very fair point.
Remember we shower an estrogen, we drink it. Women's birth
(31:07):
control is in the water supply. I can't stress that enough.
It is not being treated out of the water. Women's
birth control is in the water supply. That is what
explains losing half of our testosterone in just the last
fifty years. Fifty percent in fifty years. That's bonkers. Start
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Let's get up and take a male vitality stack like
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Speaker 8 (31:50):
A fi level that they've never been at before, with
cars racing more than one hundred and ninety miles and
even higher than that down Pennsylvania Avenue isn't exactly designed
for that.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
But what Seohn.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Duffy's done with these incredible, brilliant people is really amazing.
It's gonna be a site for the ages.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
It really will be.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Something special, and they're gonna go all around the National
Mall at speeds that are not quite If we did
that during the regular day, I think people would be
put in jail.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Perhaps for the rest of their lives. Right it wasn't
supposed to be that way.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
But it's gonna be beautiful. It's gonna be a beautiful,
a beautiful thing to watch. And this is the first
racing event of its kind in Washington, DC.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's awesome, Chris. I haven't told you this yet, so
I guess I better reveal it to you in front
of everybody. You know. No, I'm not driving, Chris. I
should be, but I'm not. You know how I told you.
I watched that F one movie, and now I know
a lot about F one. Don't really rise. I think
(32:55):
I'm gonna start getting into F one. I don't know
really much about it beyond the movie, which obviously taught
me a lot. But they look a lot of fun.
They look like they're a lot of fun. I think
they do one in Las Vegas and they're like racing
up and down the strip. Tell me it wouldn't be
sweet to go to that one in DC and see
(33:16):
him flying around at what what what? Chris? That's really dark,
Chris said, there's no contact with the cars. I want
to see him get into crashes. Chris, you don't have
racing in your blood like I do. It's not about
the crashes. Okay, it's about the thrill. It's what it's about. No, okay,
(33:38):
a little bit about the crashes. It's about the thrill,
the camaraderie, crip.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
And now here's a headline, why you know, you know
the thing headlines We didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Socialist grandson of Toys r US founder who vetted Graham
Platner was also accused of sexual misconduct. Remember, in these
comedy circles, you don't have to look hard to find
a dirtball. Some tips if you don't want to be
shot by ice that's from Front page bag. Well, not
driving into them with your vehicle, I've found is a great,
(34:13):
great tip. Yet communists continue to drive into them with
their vehicle heads up. That four thousand pound vehicle is
a deadly weapon, whether you want it to be or not.
If you drive one of those at an officer of
the lock, he will shoot you, and he won't go
to jail. McConnell hospitalization and Graham's death shrink the GOP's
(34:33):
already slim Senate majority. Now, I mean, isn't it a
little dark to look at the majority when we have
these things? But that still brings back the point I
made in the very first hour of the show. Can
we stop with the seventy year olds in the House
of Representatives in Senate? In the Senate, there's no why
(34:53):
don't we have a sixty five retirement age, maybe even
sixty retirement age. I'm not saying you have to go
live in an old person's home or whatever, not that
there's anything wrong with that. We Can we stop with
the endless heart attack risk in the United States Senate
breaking swift response from yeah, I know, Chris Chuck Grassley's
ninety two What are we doing? We're kind of I mean,
(35:14):
at any moment at ninety two, right gosh. Swift response
from the US military after IRGC strikes the container ship
then closes the Straight of Horror moves. Well, let's hope
we don't wake up tomorrow with even more chaos tomorrow.
But it is what it is. I'll be back here,
sore back and all. That's all
Host
Jesse Kelly
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