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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Tuesday. So we're
gonna I'll give you a little update on this Mark
Wayne Mullen stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We'll talk a little fraud stuff, all that.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Emails, We will get to that national anthem and so
much more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly
Show this hour. Now you remember, yes yesterday I was
pretty hard on Mark Wayne Mullen, the DHS secretary. So
let's rewind before we get to what we played yesterday
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and talk about a couple of things. First, why is
Mark Wayne Mullen there? Well, Donald Trump, he sent ICE
in Minneapolis. The Communists launched and op a very aggressive
street operation to disrupt ICE so they couldn't deport people
in Minneapolis. This unsurprisingly resulted in the death of a
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couple Communist street animals got in the way, try to
run over a cop, all those other things. Now you
have two Communist street animals who are dead. All administrations,
Republican and Democrat, are sensitive to public opinion to different degrees,
but they're all sensitive to public opinion.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Donald Trump is no different.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I know, you know, he puts off this tough guy persona,
and obviously the dude got shot in the head and
stood up. There are a lot of things about Donald
Trump that are very, very tough.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
There's no question. I'm not questioning his toughness.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But Donald Trump is and has always been sensitive to
public opinion. Certainly if the noise is loud enough, he's
sensitive to public opinion. Combine that with this, he has
some really good people around him in the White House,
(02:10):
the Steven Miller types, and he has some DC swamp
rat types. And look, don't yell at him for that.
You're always going to have some DC swamp there, all right.
So they got in his ear and they said, hey,
we've got two dead people in Minneapolis. The media is
making a big deal out of it. We need to
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make changes. And so he did. He found an excuse,
although it was a very valid reason, by the way,
to sideline Christinome and now a lot of that stuff
he ran with John Kennedy, where Kennedy exposed the self
serving money Christine Oma spending. I'll always believe a lot
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of that was coordinated off with the White House because
they wanted to set Christine ome Aside, and then he
took Border Patrol Commander at Large, Greg Baveno. He was
really the lead guy, the face of these mass deportations,
and they retired him. I know he didn't get fired.
If I said they fired him, you'd say, well, he
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didn't get fired. We all know what the deal is.
He was what they say, transferred out. He was transferred out,
and then miraculously he put in his retirement papers five
minutes later.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You're not stupid, and neither am I.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He got pulled into an office and said retire or
be fired. He retired benefits, so on and so forth.
Now Donald Trump is in is He's in a pickle,
and here's his pickle. DHS Secretary is a very very
very powerful position. It's a position where you're you're the
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guy who leads it. He has to be confirmed by
the United States Senate. Donald Trump, after he dumped christ
know he had to have somebody who the useless United
States Senate would actually approve. And this is not right
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after the election where Trump had so much political wind
at his sales. Remember, right after an election, there's a
honeymoon phase and the president gets most of what he
wants I want this nominee, that nominee, this nominee that nominee.
Most of the time the answer is yes, because if
you're the newly elected president, you are the bell of
the ball political.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wind in your sales. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But you fast forward a year. People were mad about this.
People are mad about that. I don't like this. I
don't like that. The wins have died down and now
getting somebody through the Senate confirmation process can be very
difficult or impossible. But if you're Trump, you have to
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have a DHS secretary. Mass deportation was a huge campaign
promise and it is something Donald Trump wants to do.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So what to do? What to do? Well?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Remember when Trump's nominees were going through this bruising confirmation process,
and every time there was a vote on the nominee,
it was pretty close.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know, it'd be fifty two to forty eight.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Remember that all these things, it's pretty close, pretty close, except.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
There was one guy who breezed right through.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I think it was I I may have this wrong,
by the way, I think the vote was ninety eight
to zero in the Senate.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
What rhino was that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It was Marco Rubio, not a rhino at all quite good.
As a matter of fact. Why what explains that? Why
is it that bond and all these types on and
on down the line, there were all these partisan votes,
but Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio breezes through what's going on there.
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The United States Senate calls itself the most exclusive club
in the world. They see themselves as separate from the government,
separate from the House, separate from the president. We want
them to do things like, hey, pass the Save Act.
Trump wants to Save Act. They see themselves as separate
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and above the president.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Now, all this is bad, but it gets worse.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They all hang out together. Republicans and Democrats. They hang
out together.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
They do that.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
They get along even when they're screaming at each other,
even when they're fighting on camera. They'll be captured on
videotape walking into some fancy DC steakhouse Republicans and Democrats
in the next twenty minutes. So much of what happens
in the Senate is purely for show. And there's another part,
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kind of a silent agreement, if you will. If there
is a Senator who gets put up for some nomination.
Usually it's not all the time, but usually everyone's going
to vote yes, even if it's one that you've argued with,
you've debated with on the Senate floor, your political enemies.
(07:21):
You're a senator, you go through. That's why Marco Rubio
got everyone's vote. Let's go back to DHS. Christy Dom
got bounced. Oh yeah, by the way, great example. That's
thank you for that, Chris. You want to know how
well they get along. Here is former Republican Senator or
In Hatch speaking at communist leader Ted Kennedy's funeral. This
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is how they talk. When the cameras aren't on.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Teddy would lay into me with the harshest red meat
liberal rhetoric you can imagine. But just minutes later he'd
come over and put his armor on me and ask
how'd I do?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Or haha? It was all for show. In reality, we
get along, okay. So that's how the Senate works. Now,
Mark Wayne Mullen, Donald Trump needs a DHS secretary.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Who are you gonna pick? Who are you gonna pick?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm not look, I'm not saying it should have been
Mark Wayne Mullen. That's not what I'm saying. I'm explaining
Trump's thinking. If you want a DHS secretary, who will
be confirmed. And you know it, it's pretty much a guarantee.
Grab a United States Senator, any of them. You grab
any of them because it's Senator Blank. Well, he gets
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the thumbs up. That was the thinking that drove the
selection of Mark Wayne Mullen. The problem is, Mark Wayne
Mullen has always been a rhino. Oh these positions, he's taken,
these things.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
He said.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
This is not shocking to me because I've been aware
of Mark Waynemullen for years.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
You probably have too.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Now, if if you know somebody who kind of half
pays attention to politics, they don't know who the two
senators from Oklahoma are.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm a nerd. You're a nerd.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You know who the two senators from Oklahoma are, don't you?
Even Chris knows that, but most people don't. The first
time they heard of Mark Wayne Mullen was when he
got made DHS secretary and they looked and saw, oh
coolah comes from a plumbing business. I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Wow, Wait a minute, he used to be a cage fighter.
He must be rough and tough. He's just what we need.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
And then he gets up and says.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
This stuff, and so what I'm saying, is let me
work with you on this stuff. I'm not handling things
like maybe the past a secretary had. I'm just saying,
let's work to get the worst of the worst off
the streets, and then you won't see me in your
cities and states like you do as much because of
my presence, won't be as big. In fact, you probably
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want to see us at all.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He is not on the Trump agenda. He is not.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Trump is far to the right of him when it
comes to deportation. And it looks like he just got
himself a muzzle. Oh explain next. Feeling a little stocky,
follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
(10:43):
you can email your love, your hate, your death threats
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So Mark Wayne Mullen
gave another speech, said a bunch of really stupid things.
I remember when I told you Trump is to the
right of him, and I just explained why he's there,
Why why he was the one selected. Here's a report
from Brionna Morello from earlier today. Sources say DHS Secretary
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Mark Wayne Mullen is being blocked from interviews. I am
told the directive is coming from the White House. I
don't know that he's going to be canned. I don't
know that. I mean it might be being fired as
we speak.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
But it's clear the White House understands that Mark Wayne Mullen,
he's a demoralization operation. That right now, our big challenge
going into November, and look, we have a lot of headwinds.
We know that our big challenge going into November is
going to be motivation. I don't need any more motivation.
I'm assuming you don't either. I am going to desperately
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drag as many people as I can to vote against communists. However,
I am not an ormy, and it is normies who
decide elections and they lack motivation. And people on the
right and maybe this is you lack motivation. We didn't
get this. We didn't get that. I'm mad about this
lack motivation. The communists have motivation. It is a motivation election.
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Motivation will determine do we lose the House at all?
We lose it by a little is it a five
alarm fire? And we lose the House In the Senate,
Motivation you know what, absolutely sucks the life out of
the motivation on the right, this stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And so what I'm saying is, let me work with
you on this stuff. I'm not handling things like maybe
the past secretary head. I'm just saying, let's work to
get the worst of the worst off the streets, and
then you won't see me in your cities and states
like you do as much because.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Stuff like this too.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
GOP Senator that would be John Curtis of Utah unveils
state run visa scheme offering amnesty two illegals. Now you
can say that stuff's dead on arrival, and it of
course is dead on arrival, but you know what that
does do It might make someone like you or me
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read that headline and say, you know what, screw the GOLP.
I'm not even voting. You know, we normally wouldn't vote
for Democrats. I could never, But you can demoralize and
anger somebody enough where they go. I'm not voting at
all now. John Curtis is not the majority. John Curtis
is one guy, one goober. Mark Wayne Mullen is one goober.
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But you put enough of that stuff out there in
the ether, you get people to say I'm sitting home,
I'm not doing anything, and that will be our struggle.
It is going to be a struggle. And look, I'm sorry,
but Oklahoma, they just it's like to have a factory
produce in these guys.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Do you think that whatever you're working on will have
to include a path to citizenship for Dreamers?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I do.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I've been pretty outspoken on that for even the last September,
Senator Tillis and I both put out a proposal. I
get citizenship for those individuals that are in the doctor
program or were eligible for the doctor program. Because we've
got a group that was in the doctor program, but
we've got a group that never signed up, never went
to the paperwork, for whatever reason, they were eligible for it.
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We'd like to those individuals to be able to have
access the citizenship as well.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's the other senator from Oklahoma. All right, let's do
some emails? Shall we hate Bronco. I knew when I
saw that Baseball national anthem video you'd play it listening
this morning at the gym, and I was dying laughing.
I almost dropped a weight on my face, but now
my ears are bleeding. You are truly a sick man,
that we love you for it. I got this one, Jesse.
(14:39):
All it started listening to the national anthem at the
women's baseball game. It was already hurting my ears, and
then you started laughing even louder than I was. Then
the story of you and church.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
As a young.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Kid sent out to sit in the lobby. I was
the middle child of five. We went to church most Sundays.
I had to sit next to my father because I
had a hard time holding still.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And I still do at seventy seven years old.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
My father loved to sing, but he had the worst voice,
I swear, of anyone in the entire congregation, and sometimes
I just couldn't help myself. Invariably I was sent out
to wait in the lobby. I'll admit sometimes I opened
the door just a little so I would have something
to do, and I would start laughing again.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Still to this.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Day, I laugh about those times, Jesse. I never get
the urge to switch channels on you. Please never play
that version of the Star Spangled Banner again, although it's
hilariously embarrassing, and I've been the same young man in
the church pew few years ago. As an also forty
five year old man. I'm going to change the station
next time if I hear it again. Thank you for
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your attention in this matter. Look, buddy, just sit back
and be patrion. Oh can you see, sir? I was
so brown well and the time lies nast sleep mean
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the rocks dribe sand ris to the path or the
rest sweet wash. We're so gal.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I hope you're singing along. Don't change your channel to
lease stream. Mean, this is about your country and the
rocky clear the moves bursting in air came food.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Night that I was still this, still there, oh same.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
This is the crescendo, everyone at once, uplifting best fast
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Speaker 2 (17:05):
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the brood.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. You know what else is beautiful?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
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Speaker 2 (17:22):
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insurance policy?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You don't have two? I bet you have five six
or more. I know, I know what it's saying.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
And each policy comes from someone different, and you have
to deal with a different broker. And when I say
deal with the broker that made you, hear from the
broker once a year, I know he calls you at
renewal time.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I get it.
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Speaker 1 (18:42):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday.
Remember if you miss any par the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Now I have to tell
you something. In fact, I haven't updated you on any
of this, so here it is you know obviously that
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we've been flooded out of our studio for months.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You know that it's a disaster. You also know that we've.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Been bouncing around anywhere where you can plug in a microphone,
trying to find various places where we can do the
Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, you with me, now, I haven't
told you this part. We found this temporary office. It's
one of those temp offices that I think we rented
(19:38):
by the week or something like that. And what a dump,
What an unbelievable dump this place is.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
When we were signing up to rent this place out,
we said we're going to be broadcasting from there. We're
going to be setting up cameras and microphones and things
like that. We're gonna be broadcasting from there all right, now,
fast forward.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
First of all, how big of a dump are we
dealing with here?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
There has not been soap in the bathroom since we
moved in. You have to bring in hand sanitizer or
your own soap.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I'm not making that up.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We're all waiting for the day when at least one
of our cars is stolen from the parking lot. I
mean when I say it's rough, it's a little rough.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Around here. How bad?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, I'm looking out the window right now at a
church's chicken. That's the kind of neighborhood we're in. Okay,
so just know that church's chicken. Let me repeat that,
there is a church's chicken walking distance from the office.
That's how bad it is around here. What, Chris, it's
how you describe a bit whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So it's bad. Right now, we start.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Getting emails from management in the building. What are these emails?
They are complaining about the volume from our little crappy
closet where we are broadcasting. You know my voice carries anyway.
I get that. You also know I get fired up,
I get excited. I start to raise my voice, and
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the other tenants in this building are starting to complain.
I should also note that's pretty rich that the other
tenants in this building are starting to complain when I'm
about ninety nine percent sure there are multiple families living
in this office building. The children are running around the
halls carrying in groceries. Yesterday we walked in and the
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place smelled so badly like weed. I about passed out walking.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Up the stairs.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yet apparently I'm too loud. Now that brings me to today.
And I'm not totally sure what to do about this.
I walk in the bathroom because I have to pee.
I walk up to the urinals. There's two urinals, but
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one has been broken since we moved in. All right,
no big deal, par for the course around here. I
walk into the bathroom and the second urinal was also broken. Okay,
not the end of the world. There's a couple stalls.
I walk into one of the stalls. I use my shoe,
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I put the seat up because I'm not a savage.
I go tinkle, I finish, I use my foot and
I dropped the seat. It slams down at the very
moment that I hit the flush button. But something else
happened in that moment. I did not see it, but
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there was a black hair brush, I would guess four
or five inches long, sitting on something above the toilet.
As it slams down and I hit flush, the black
hair brush drops down in blop right in the middle
of the toilet and begins to swirl around. Now I'm
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not going after it at this point in time. That
thing is lost. I'm not reaching my hand in a dirty,
dirty toilet bowl, most definitely.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And it went down the drain.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Now I am. I'm certainly no plumber. We have real
plumbers listening. But because I grew up doing underground construction,
water and sewer line and things like that, I know
a little bit about a little bit. And I'm just
going through in my head all the different places in
a house or a building where a brush like that could.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Get stuck and cause serious, serious problems.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
And I'm not sure if I should tell anybody I
know the right now, hold on, I know the right
thing to do is to tell them. Keep in mind,
we've already had multiple complaints, and I'm pretty sure we're
on the verge of being kicked out of the building.
I don't think I can risk it at this point
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in time. What Chris, you said, it was already screwed up.
Who's to say I caused it.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's a good point. We'll just lie. It works all
the time.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What Chris, Chris said. And who keeps a hair brush
in a public bathroom?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Probably one of.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
The families who are showering in the sink, Chris, that's
probably who they probably just got back from Church's chicken.
I have no doubt if they didn't get stabbed, they
brought the chicken back here, ate some fried chicken, and
then showered in the sink. I'm surprised we haven't walked
in on anybody given themselves a little washcloth bath.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
In the toilet.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
All right, I'm sorry, I had to get that off
my chest. Hey, Jesse, I would have loved to have
seen how you would have handled things if it was
Biden that had dragged us into war with Iran without
having the missiles or interceptors to back up the tough talk.
Something tells me the tone of your show would be
completely different.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It says, I can say his name, his name is Sean.
Are you stupid? What did I just?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Did you even listen to what I said about the
missiles the interceptors? Did you even listen to what I said?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I am convinced that morons like this listen to other
shows and then email me on what someone else said.
I'd been loudly saying it, loudly saying it. I said
it long before we ever went to Iran or anywhere else.
I said it during Ukraine because I had sources too.
We don't have enough stuff. We don't have enough stuff
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to just drop a bunch of missiles. Into Ukraine and
then drop a bunch of missiles into Iran, and while
also being ready ourselves to potentially have to take on
China and the South China Sea, to have to worry
about other things. We don't have enough stuff. I can't
stress that enough. And you see these people who reference
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World War two. There was a time where we could fight.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
A world war everywhere on the globe.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Do you know how stupid in naive you sound. Yes,
when America was the manufacturing hub of the world, we
could produce enough stuff to fight in a lot of
different places. We had endless stuff. But due to decades
of offshoring and sending the poor rust belt to Chinese factories,
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we don't have what it takes to make that much
stuff now. And we cannot operate foreign policy as if
stuff is unlimited, because it's not. We officially, and I
believe me when I tell you it saddens me, we
officially have to do what all the other countries on
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Earth have to do. We have to monitor our stuff.
We have to we have to guard how much we use.
We have to disperse our stuff carefully, delicately, because we
understand there's a finite amount of it I'm sorry. I
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didn't want it to be this way. Logistics are what
runs wars period.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
If you do not have them, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, We'll touch on a couple of things when
it comes to this in a second hand. This is
the Jesse Kelly chew. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic, wonderful Tuesday. We will get back to
the emails in a moment. I told you I was
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going to give you a little update on just the
Iran stuff and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Scott Passent went on the news said this, and.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
We've seen President Trump last week threatened what would have
been one of the largest military campaigns, or the largest
military campaigns since World War Two against the Iranians. And
now we are because of that, we are in talks
with the Iranians, and I think there is a chance
we may have a deal today or tomorrow to open
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the straight and it moved towards a more normalized position
in this conflict.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, headline us hopeful the straight deal will be done
today or tomorrow. After a ship is hit. They're working
on it. Trump is working on it. He's doing the
carrot and stick thing. World War two or a deal.
World War two or a deal. We don't have to
cover it all again. They're working on it. You get
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why they're working on it. Let's do this, Hey, Samurai,
what's your take on malls? A mall was a large indoor.
I know what I'm all is. I recently visited one
and it reminded me it's where the commies go to
luxuriate when they're not storming foot locker. I do enjoy
some mall Chinese and I'm almost certain there's a couple options.
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Jewish producer Chris can have You can say my name.
His name is Keith Chris. You people can eat most
Chinese food, right, I mean not the shrimp, I understand
that and whatnot. But you people can eat most Chinese
food kosher fairly right.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I love the mall, and I have an even more
controversial take than that.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I love the.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Mall, and I understand this modern thing at least we're
around in this area. Is there are now these little
mini kiosks in the middle of the mall where you
will have young men and young women hawking things like
it's some third world dump. It's like you just walked
into Tijuana. You're walking down. You want to go get
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some cinnabon in the mall. You want to go get
some chit fil a in the mall, and you have
to walk past the little perfume girls. Your wife would
like this, and then you have to walk past the
cell phone case a.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Dollar twenty dollars. And then you keep walking.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
You run into japland my cup Land make affordable California again.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
And you're thinking to yourself, oh my gosh, did I
just drop into New Delhi. People get annoyed by this.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
This is why I like it. Here's my opinion.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
A mall has become a very condensed display of what
America has become. And if it annoys you that you
have to be assaulted by the third world on your
way to Orange Julius, I'm glad because that's happening all
across the United States of America. And I know it
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makes me sound like a terrible person. But the more
people who walk out of the mall and say things
like geez, we've got to deport some freaking foreigners, the
better off we are. I think it's fantastic. I think
it helps, it helps wake people up. I'll put it
that way, it helps wake people up. Oh, by the way,
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on the Iran thing, I should address this, why were
the strikes called off? Remember we were going to strike,
and that we didn't strike. I forgure out who's leaking
from the White House. That has to be someone high
within government that put that out there to sources is
our job has the pressed to cover.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
That These leaks can be substantial. And when you're looking
at a situation with fifty thousand US service members, destroyers, refuelers,
fighter jets across the region, the operational security is very
significant whenever there are plans being made to strike Iran,
and the President indicated he called off the planned strikes
at the request not only of Iran, but also of
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golf allies like Saudi Arabia, Guitar and the UAE. What
was interesting, though, Lawrence, we spoke with senior Israeli intelligence
officials over the weekend who said they weren't even aware
of the details of the plan. And that's how close
the administration was holding these details to the chest.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I'm not sure if I buy that. And here's why.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Okay, So the line, in case you didn't follow along
with all that, the line is, hey, we called off
the strikes because somebody leaked all the details to the strikes.
Here's I'm not sure if I buy it. I think, well,
I shouldn't say. I think I suspect this. I suspect
it was all leaked on purpose by the White House
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to avoid having to do the strikes.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Hold on, if that makes you mad, why would you
avoid striking Iran.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
More strikes?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
There are things that are going to take out power
plants and desalination plants and things like that. That's what
more strikes would be, heavier strikes, wounding them deeper. Donald
Trump is worried about the economic consequences of that. That's
why he keeps threatening it and not doing it.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's coming, it's common.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It's common tonight, it's common tomorrow, It's common any minute.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Hang on, you better sign the deal. Hey, I'm telling
you right now, it's going to be World War ten.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
We've seen President Trump last week threatened what would have
been one of the largest military campaigns, or the largest
military campaigns since World War Two, against the Iranians. And
now we are because of that, we are in talks
with the Iranians. And I think there is a chance
we may have a today or tomorrow to open the street.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
And World War two headline, Mam Donnie's tax roll blunder
will backfire on everyday New Yorkers as buyers head south. Well,
it's not really.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Going to backfire on the people who made the decision. Now,
are there going to be some dirty commists who voted
for Mamdannie in New York City who are hurt by
his policies?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Of course, of course it will. There will be some,
But for the.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Most part, it's just a large circle of different foreigners
who put Mamdannie into place. They put Mamdannie into place
because he promised to loot the treasury and hand it
to them. It wasn't the billionaires of New York City
who put mam Donnie into place. Mam Donnie's not concerned
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about the billionaires leaving either, because remember, he's trying.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
To destroy New York City.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
It's hilarious that we still have people on the right
saying things, what don't you understand. Don't you understand what
will happen if all these millionaires leave? Don't you understand
that it's going to result in this? You know, he
gets it, Yeah, yeah, he gets it.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
All I got it. He understands perfectly well.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
The people who put these people into power are rarely
the specific people who are hurt. And by the way,
the Americans who voted for him mostly it's a bunch
of snotty rich college kids. They've already packed up their
apartments and they're back living in daddy's basement and the
Hamptons and they're not going to be touched by any
of this disaster. Now, speaking of Americans versus foreigners, your
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wireless company, who do they hire?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Who do they hire.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
When you get a hold of somebody at customer service?
Is that an American on the other end of the line?
You know, it looks great on the bottom line, if
you go fire all your Americans. Call center in India
great on the bottom line, it really is. It's so
much cheaper. Call center in the Philippines. Hey, call center
(36:05):
in Malaysia looks great on the bottom line. It's not
great for America or Americans. It's not great for American jobs.
My wireless company, puretalk, that's what they do. They hire Americans.
When you pick up your cell phone and you dial
pound two five zero and you say Jesse Kelly, you
will be speaking to an American who speaks English. It's
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Speaker 1 (36:45):
We'll be back.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Tuesday. So we're
gonna I'll give you a little update on this Mark
Wayne Mullen stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We'll talk a little fraud stuff, all that.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Emails, We will get to that national anthem and so
much more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly
Show this hour. Now you remember, yes yesterday I was
pretty hard on Mark Wayne Mullen, the DHS secretary. So
let's rewind before we get to what we played yesterday
(00:50):
and talk about a couple of things. First, why is
Mark Wayne Mullen there? Well, Donald Trump, he sent ICE
in Minneapolis. The Communists launched and op a very aggressive
street operation to disrupt ICE so they couldn't deport people
in Minneapolis. This unsurprisingly resulted in the death of a
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couple Communist street animals got in the way, try to
run over a cop, all those other things. Now you
have two Communist street animals who are dead. All administrations,
Republican and Democrat, are sensitive to public opinion to different degrees,
but they're all sensitive to public opinion.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Donald Trump is no different.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I know, you know, he puts off this tough guy persona,
and obviously the dude got shot in the head and
stood up. There are a lot of things about Donald
Trump that are very, very tough.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
There's no question. I'm not questioning his toughness.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
But Donald Trump is and has always been sensitive to
public opinion. Certainly if the noise is loud enough, he's
sensitive to public opinion. Combine that with this, he has
some really good people around him in the White House,
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the Steven Miller types, and he has some DC swamp
rat types. And look, don't yell at him for that.
You're always going to have some DC swamp there, all right.
So they got in his ear and they said, hey,
we've got two dead people in Minneapolis. The media is
making a big deal out of it. We need to
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make changes. And so he did. He found an excuse,
although it was a very valid reason, by the way,
to sideline Christinome and now a lot of that stuff
he ran with John Kennedy, where Kennedy exposed the self
serving money Christine Oma spending. I'll always believe a lot
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of that was coordinated off with the White House because
they wanted to set Christine ome Aside, and then he
took Border Patrol Commander at Large, Greg Baveno. He was
really the lead guy, the face of these mass deportations,
and they retired him. I know he didn't get fired.
If I said they fired him, you'd say, well, he
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didn't get fired. We all know what the deal is.
He was what they say, transferred out. He was transferred out,
and then miraculously he put in his retirement papers five
minutes later.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You're not stupid, and neither am I.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He got pulled into an office and said retire or
be fired. He retired benefits, so on and so forth.
Now Donald Trump is in is He's in a pickle,
and here's his pickle. DHS Secretary is a very very
very powerful position. It's a position where you're you're the
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guy who leads it. He has to be confirmed by
the United States Senate. Donald Trump, after he dumped christ
know he had to have somebody who the useless United
States Senate would actually approve. And this is not right
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after the election where Trump had so much political wind
at his sales. Remember, right after an election, there's a
honeymoon phase and the president gets most of what he
wants I want this nominee, that nominee, this nominee that nominee.
Most of the time the answer is yes, because if
you're the newly elected president, you are the bell of
the ball political.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wind in your sales. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
But you fast forward a year. People were mad about this.
People are mad about that. I don't like this. I
don't like that. The wins have died down and now
getting somebody through the Senate confirmation process can be very
difficult or impossible. But if you're Trump, you have to
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have a DHS secretary. Mass deportation was a huge campaign
promise and it is something Donald Trump wants to do.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So what to do? What to do? Well?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Remember when Trump's nominees were going through this bruising confirmation process,
and every time there was a vote on the nominee,
it was pretty close.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know, it'd be fifty two to forty eight.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Remember that all these things, it's pretty close, pretty close, except.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
There was one guy who breezed right through.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I think it was I I may have this wrong,
by the way, I think the vote was ninety eight
to zero in the Senate.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
What rhino was that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It was Marco Rubio, not a rhino at all quite good.
As a matter of fact. Why what explains that? Why
is it that bond and all these types on and
on down the line, there were all these partisan votes,
but Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio breezes through what's going on there.
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The United States Senate calls itself the most exclusive club
in the world. They see themselves as separate from the government,
separate from the House, separate from the president. We want
them to do things like, hey, pass the Save Act.
Trump wants to Save Act. They see themselves as separate
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and above the president.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Now, all this is bad, but it gets worse.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They all hang out together. Republicans and Democrats. They hang
out together.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
They do that.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
They get along even when they're screaming at each other,
even when they're fighting on camera. They'll be captured on
videotape walking into some fancy DC steakhouse Republicans and Democrats
in the next twenty minutes. So much of what happens
in the Senate is purely for show. And there's another part,
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kind of a silent agreement, if you will. If there
is a Senator who gets put up for some nomination.
Usually it's not all the time, but usually everyone's going
to vote yes, even if it's one that you've argued with,
you've debated with on the Senate floor, your political enemies.
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You're a senator, you go through. That's why Marco Rubio
got everyone's vote. Let's go back to DHS. Christy Dom
got bounced. Oh yeah, by the way, great example. That's
thank you for that, Chris. You want to know how
well they get along. Here is former Republican Senator or
In Hatch speaking at communist leader Ted Kennedy's funeral. This
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is how they talk. When the cameras aren't on.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Teddy would lay into me with the harshest red meat
liberal rhetoric you can imagine. But just minutes later he'd
come over and put his armor on me and ask
how'd I do?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Or haha? It was all for show. In reality, we
get along, okay. So that's how the Senate works. Now,
Mark Wayne Mullen, Donald Trump needs a DHS secretary.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Who are you gonna pick? Who are you gonna pick?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm not look, I'm not saying it should have been
Mark Wayne Mullen. That's not what I'm saying. I'm explaining
Trump's thinking. If you want a DHS secretary, who will
be confirmed. And you know it, it's pretty much a guarantee.
Grab a United States Senator, any of them. You grab
any of them because it's Senator Blank. Well, he gets
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the thumbs up. That was the thinking that drove the
selection of Mark Wayne Mullen. The problem is, Mark Wayne
Mullen has always been a rhino. Oh these positions, he's taken,
these things.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
He said.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
This is not shocking to me because I've been aware
of Mark Waynemullen for years.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
You probably have too.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Now, if if you know somebody who kind of half
pays attention to politics, they don't know who the two
senators from Oklahoma are.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm a nerd. You're a nerd.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You know who the two senators from Oklahoma are, don't you?
Even Chris knows that, but most people don't. The first
time they heard of Mark Wayne Mullen was when he
got made DHS secretary and they looked and saw, oh
coolah comes from a plumbing business. I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Wow, Wait a minute, he used to be a cage fighter.
He must be rough and tough. He's just what we need.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
And then he gets up and says.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
This stuff, and so what I'm saying, is let me
work with you on this stuff. I'm not handling things
like maybe the past a secretary had. I'm just saying,
let's work to get the worst of the worst off
the streets, and then you won't see me in your
cities and states like you do as much because of
my presence, won't be as big. In fact, you probably
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want to see us at all.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
He is not on the Trump agenda. He is not.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Trump is far to the right of him when it
comes to deportation. And it looks like he just got
himself a muzzle. Oh explain next. Feeling a little stocky,
follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember
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you can email your love, your hate, your death threats
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So Mark Wayne Mullen
gave another speech, said a bunch of really stupid things.
I remember when I told you Trump is to the
right of him, and I just explained why he's there,
Why why he was the one selected. Here's a report
from Brionna Morello from earlier today. Sources say DHS Secretary
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Mark Wayne Mullen is being blocked from interviews. I am
told the directive is coming from the White House. I
don't know that he's going to be canned. I don't
know that. I mean it might be being fired as
we speak.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
But it's clear the White House understands that Mark Wayne Mullen,
he's a demoralization operation. That right now, our big challenge
going into November, and look, we have a lot of headwinds.
We know that our big challenge going into November is
going to be motivation. I don't need any more motivation.
I'm assuming you don't either. I am going to desperately
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drag as many people as I can to vote against communists. However,
I am not an ormy, and it is normies who
decide elections and they lack motivation. And people on the
right and maybe this is you lack motivation. We didn't
get this. We didn't get that. I'm mad about this
lack motivation. The communists have motivation. It is a motivation election.
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Motivation will determine do we lose the House at all?
We lose it by a little is it a five
alarm fire? And we lose the House In the Senate,
Motivation you know what, absolutely sucks the life out of
the motivation on the right, this stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And so what I'm saying is, let me work with
you on this stuff. I'm not handling things like maybe
the past secretary head. I'm just saying, let's work to
get the worst of the worst off the streets, and
then you won't see me in your cities and states
like you do as much because.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Stuff like this too.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
GOP Senator that would be John Curtis of Utah unveils
state run visa scheme offering amnesty two illegals. Now you
can say that stuff's dead on arrival, and it of
course is dead on arrival, but you know what that
does do It might make someone like you or me
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read that headline and say, you know what, screw the GOLP.
I'm not even voting. You know, we normally wouldn't vote
for Democrats. I could never, But you can demoralize and
anger somebody enough where they go. I'm not voting at
all now. John Curtis is not the majority. John Curtis
is one guy, one goober. Mark Wayne Mullen is one goober.
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But you put enough of that stuff out there in
the ether, you get people to say I'm sitting home,
I'm not doing anything, and that will be our struggle.
It is going to be a struggle. And look, I'm sorry,
but Oklahoma, they just it's like to have a factory
produce in these guys.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Do you think that whatever you're working on will have
to include a path to citizenship for Dreamers?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I do.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I've been pretty outspoken on that for even the last September,
Senator Tillis and I both put out a proposal. I
get citizenship for those individuals that are in the doctor
program or were eligible for the doctor program. Because we've
got a group that was in the doctor program, but
we've got a group that never signed up, never went
to the paperwork, for whatever reason, they were eligible for it.
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We'd like to those individuals to be able to have
access the citizenship as well.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's the other senator from Oklahoma. All right, let's do
some emails? Shall we hate Bronco. I knew when I
saw that Baseball national anthem video you'd play it listening
this morning at the gym, and I was dying laughing.
I almost dropped a weight on my face, but now
my ears are bleeding. You are truly a sick man,
that we love you for it. I got this one, Jesse.
(14:39):
All it started listening to the national anthem at the
women's baseball game. It was already hurting my ears, and
then you started laughing even louder than I was. Then
the story of you and church.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
As a young.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Kid sent out to sit in the lobby. I was
the middle child of five. We went to church most Sundays.
I had to sit next to my father because I
had a hard time holding still.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And I still do at seventy seven years old.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
My father loved to sing, but he had the worst voice,
I swear, of anyone in the entire congregation, and sometimes
I just couldn't help myself. Invariably I was sent out
to wait in the lobby. I'll admit sometimes I opened
the door just a little so I would have something
to do, and I would start laughing again.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Still to this.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Day, I laugh about those times, Jesse. I never get
the urge to switch channels on you. Please never play
that version of the Star Spangled Banner again, although it's
hilariously embarrassing, and I've been the same young man in
the church pew few years ago. As an also forty
five year old man. I'm going to change the station
next time if I hear it again. Thank you for
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your attention in this matter. Look, buddy, just sit back
and be patrion. Oh can you see, sir? I was
so brown well and the time lies nast sleep mean
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the rocks dribe sand ris to the path or the
rest sweet wash. We're so gal.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I hope you're singing along. Don't change your channel to
lease stream. Mean, this is about your country and the
rocky clear the moves bursting in air came food.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Night that I was still this, still there, oh same.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
This is the crescendo, everyone at once, uplifting best fast
thingngle ben.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh the land on the b and the hole of
the brood.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. You know what else is beautiful?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
By the way, uh, I think I broke the toilet
at work. I'll explain in a moment. Before I get
to that, I need to explain to you that you
don't have to deal with insurance anymore as a business owner,
as an HR manager, as a CFO. I know that
you have you don't have one policy? Do youet one
insurance policy?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You don't have two? I bet you have five six
or more. I know, I know what it's saying.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
And each policy comes from someone different, and you have
to deal with a different broker. And when I say
deal with the broker that made you, hear from the
broker once a year, I know he calls you at
renewal time.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
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The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday.
Remember if you miss any par the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Now I have to tell
you something. In fact, I haven't updated you on any
of this, so here it is you know obviously that
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we've been flooded out of our studio for months.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You know that it's a disaster. You also know that we've.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Been bouncing around anywhere where you can plug in a microphone,
trying to find various places where we can do the
Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, you with me, now, I haven't
told you this part. We found this temporary office. It's
one of those temp offices that I think we rented
(19:38):
by the week or something like that. And what a dump,
What an unbelievable dump this place is.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
When we were signing up to rent this place out,
we said we're going to be broadcasting from there. We're
going to be setting up cameras and microphones and things
like that. We're gonna be broadcasting from there all right, now,
fast forward.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
First of all, how big of a dump are we
dealing with here?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
There has not been soap in the bathroom since we
moved in. You have to bring in hand sanitizer or
your own soap.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I'm not making that up.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We're all waiting for the day when at least one
of our cars is stolen from the parking lot. I
mean when I say it's rough, it's a little rough.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Around here. How bad?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, I'm looking out the window right now at a
church's chicken. That's the kind of neighborhood we're in. Okay,
so just know that church's chicken. Let me repeat that,
there is a church's chicken walking distance from the office.
That's how bad it is around here. What, Chris, it's
how you describe a bit whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So it's bad. Right now, we start.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Getting emails from management in the building. What are these emails?
They are complaining about the volume from our little crappy
closet where we are broadcasting. You know my voice carries anyway.
I get that. You also know I get fired up,
I get excited. I start to raise my voice, and
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the other tenants in this building are starting to complain.
I should also note that's pretty rich that the other
tenants in this building are starting to complain when I'm
about ninety nine percent sure there are multiple families living
in this office building. The children are running around the
halls carrying in groceries. Yesterday we walked in and the
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place smelled so badly like weed. I about passed out walking.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Up the stairs.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yet apparently I'm too loud. Now that brings me to today.
And I'm not totally sure what to do about this.
I walk in the bathroom because I have to pee.
I walk up to the urinals. There's two urinals, but
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one has been broken since we moved in. All right,
no big deal, par for the course around here. I
walk into the bathroom and the second urinal was also broken. Okay,
not the end of the world. There's a couple stalls.
I walk into one of the stalls. I use my shoe,
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I put the seat up because I'm not a savage.
I go tinkle, I finish, I use my foot and
I dropped the seat. It slams down at the very
moment that I hit the flush button. But something else
happened in that moment. I did not see it, but
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there was a black hair brush, I would guess four
or five inches long, sitting on something above the toilet.
As it slams down and I hit flush, the black
hair brush drops down in blop right in the middle
of the toilet and begins to swirl around. Now I'm
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not going after it at this point in time. That
thing is lost. I'm not reaching my hand in a dirty,
dirty toilet bowl, most definitely.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
And it went down the drain.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Now I am. I'm certainly no plumber. We have real
plumbers listening. But because I grew up doing underground construction,
water and sewer line and things like that, I know
a little bit about a little bit. And I'm just
going through in my head all the different places in
a house or a building where a brush like that could.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Get stuck and cause serious, serious problems.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
And I'm not sure if I should tell anybody I
know the right now, hold on, I know the right
thing to do is to tell them. Keep in mind,
we've already had multiple complaints, and I'm pretty sure we're
on the verge of being kicked out of the building.
I don't think I can risk it at this point
(24:27):
in time. What Chris, you said, it was already screwed up.
Who's to say I caused it.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's a good point. We'll just lie. It works all
the time.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What Chris, Chris said. And who keeps a hair brush
in a public bathroom?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Probably one of.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
The families who are showering in the sink, Chris, that's
probably who they probably just got back from Church's chicken.
I have no doubt if they didn't get stabbed, they
brought the chicken back here, ate some fried chicken, and
then showered in the sink. I'm surprised we haven't walked
in on anybody given themselves a little washcloth bath.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
In the toilet.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
All right, I'm sorry, I had to get that off
my chest. Hey, Jesse, I would have loved to have
seen how you would have handled things if it was
Biden that had dragged us into war with Iran without
having the missiles or interceptors to back up the tough talk.
Something tells me the tone of your show would be
completely different.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
It says, I can say his name, his name is Sean.
Are you stupid? What did I just?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Did you even listen to what I said about the
missiles the interceptors? Did you even listen to what I said?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I am convinced that morons like this listen to other
shows and then email me on what someone else said.
I'd been loudly saying it, loudly saying it. I said
it long before we ever went to Iran or anywhere else.
I said it during Ukraine because I had sources too.
We don't have enough stuff. We don't have enough stuff
(26:08):
to just drop a bunch of missiles. Into Ukraine and
then drop a bunch of missiles into Iran, and while
also being ready ourselves to potentially have to take on
China and the South China Sea, to have to worry
about other things. We don't have enough stuff. I can't
stress that enough. And you see these people who reference
(26:28):
World War two. There was a time where we could fight.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
A world war everywhere on the globe.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Do you know how stupid in naive you sound. Yes,
when America was the manufacturing hub of the world, we
could produce enough stuff to fight in a lot of
different places. We had endless stuff. But due to decades
of offshoring and sending the poor rust belt to Chinese factories,
(26:55):
we don't have what it takes to make that much
stuff now. And we cannot operate foreign policy as if
stuff is unlimited, because it's not. We officially, and I
believe me when I tell you it saddens me, we
officially have to do what all the other countries on
(27:18):
Earth have to do. We have to monitor our stuff.
We have to we have to guard how much we use.
We have to disperse our stuff carefully, delicately, because we
understand there's a finite amount of it I'm sorry. I
(27:40):
didn't want it to be this way. Logistics are what
runs wars period.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
If you do not have them, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
All right, We'll touch on a couple of things when
it comes to this in a second hand. This is
the Jesse Kelly chew. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic, wonderful Tuesday. We will get back to
the emails in a moment. I told you I was
(28:08):
going to give you a little update on just the
Iran stuff and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Scott Passent went on the news said this, and.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
We've seen President Trump last week threatened what would have
been one of the largest military campaigns, or the largest
military campaigns since World War Two against the Iranians. And
now we are because of that, we are in talks
with the Iranians, and I think there is a chance
we may have a deal today or tomorrow to open
(28:39):
the straight and it moved towards a more normalized position
in this conflict.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, headline us hopeful the straight deal will be done
today or tomorrow. After a ship is hit. They're working
on it. Trump is working on it. He's doing the
carrot and stick thing. World War two or a deal.
World War two or a deal. We don't have to
cover it all again. They're working on it. You get
(29:07):
why they're working on it. Let's do this, Hey, Samurai,
what's your take on malls? A mall was a large indoor.
I know what I'm all is. I recently visited one
and it reminded me it's where the commies go to
luxuriate when they're not storming foot locker. I do enjoy
some mall Chinese and I'm almost certain there's a couple options.
(29:30):
Jewish producer Chris can have You can say my name.
His name is Keith Chris. You people can eat most
Chinese food, right, I mean not the shrimp, I understand
that and whatnot. But you people can eat most Chinese
food kosher fairly right.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I love the mall, and I have an even more
controversial take than that.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I love the.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Mall, and I understand this modern thing at least we're
around in this area. Is there are now these little
mini kiosks in the middle of the mall where you
will have young men and young women hawking things like
it's some third world dump. It's like you just walked
into Tijuana. You're walking down. You want to go get
(30:18):
some cinnabon in the mall. You want to go get
some chit fil a in the mall, and you have
to walk past the little perfume girls. Your wife would
like this, and then you have to walk past the
cell phone case a.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Dollar twenty dollars. And then you keep walking.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
You run into japland my cup Land make affordable California again.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
And you're thinking to yourself, oh my gosh, did I
just drop into New Delhi. People get annoyed by this.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
This is why I like it. Here's my opinion.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
A mall has become a very condensed display of what
America has become. And if it annoys you that you
have to be assaulted by the third world on your
way to Orange Julius, I'm glad because that's happening all
across the United States of America. And I know it
(31:14):
makes me sound like a terrible person. But the more
people who walk out of the mall and say things
like geez, we've got to deport some freaking foreigners, the
better off we are. I think it's fantastic. I think
it helps, it helps wake people up. I'll put it
that way, it helps wake people up. Oh, by the way,
(31:36):
on the Iran thing, I should address this, why were
the strikes called off? Remember we were going to strike,
and that we didn't strike. I forgure out who's leaking
from the White House. That has to be someone high
within government that put that out there to sources is
our job has the pressed to cover.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
That These leaks can be substantial. And when you're looking
at a situation with fifty thousand US service members, destroyers, refuelers,
fighter jets across the region, the operational security is very
significant whenever there are plans being made to strike Iran,
and the President indicated he called off the planned strikes
at the request not only of Iran, but also of
(32:12):
golf allies like Saudi Arabia, Guitar and the UAE. What
was interesting, though, Lawrence, we spoke with senior Israeli intelligence
officials over the weekend who said they weren't even aware
of the details of the plan. And that's how close
the administration was holding these details to the chest.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I'm not sure if I buy that. And here's why.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Okay, So the line, in case you didn't follow along
with all that, the line is, hey, we called off
the strikes because somebody leaked all the details to the strikes.
Here's I'm not sure if I buy it. I think, well,
I shouldn't say. I think I suspect this. I suspect
it was all leaked on purpose by the White House
(32:56):
to avoid having to do the strikes.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Remember that.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Hold on, if that makes you mad, why would you
avoid striking Iran.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
More strikes?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
There are things that are going to take out power
plants and desalination plants and things like that. That's what
more strikes would be, heavier strikes, wounding them deeper. Donald
Trump is worried about the economic consequences of that. That's
why he keeps threatening it and not doing it.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's coming, it's common.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It's common tonight, it's common tomorrow, It's common any minute.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Hang on, you better sign the deal. Hey, I'm telling
you right now, it's going to be World War ten.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
We've seen President Trump last week threatened what would have
been one of the largest military campaigns, or the largest
military campaigns since World War Two, against the Iranians. And
now we are because of that, we are in talks
with the Iranians. And I think there is a chance
we may have a today or tomorrow to open the street.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
And World War two headline, Mam Donnie's tax roll blunder
will backfire on everyday New Yorkers as buyers head south. Well,
it's not really.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Going to backfire on the people who made the decision. Now,
are there going to be some dirty commists who voted
for Mamdannie in New York City who are hurt by
his policies?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Of course, of course it will. There will be some,
But for the.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Most part, it's just a large circle of different foreigners
who put Mamdannie into place. They put Mamdannie into place
because he promised to loot the treasury and hand it
to them. It wasn't the billionaires of New York City
who put mam Donnie into place. Mam Donnie's not concerned
(34:53):
about the billionaires leaving either, because remember, he's trying.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
To destroy New York City.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
It's hilarious that we still have people on the right
saying things, what don't you understand. Don't you understand what
will happen if all these millionaires leave? Don't you understand
that it's going to result in this? You know, he
gets it, Yeah, yeah, he gets it.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
All I got it. He understands perfectly well.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
The people who put these people into power are rarely
the specific people who are hurt. And by the way,
the Americans who voted for him mostly it's a bunch
of snotty rich college kids. They've already packed up their
apartments and they're back living in daddy's basement and the
Hamptons and they're not going to be touched by any
of this disaster. Now, speaking of Americans versus foreigners, your
(35:39):
wireless company, who do they hire?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Who do they hire.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
When you get a hold of somebody at customer service?
Is that an American on the other end of the line?
You know, it looks great on the bottom line, if
you go fire all your Americans. Call center in India
great on the bottom line, it really is. It's so
much cheaper. Call center in the Philippines. Hey, call center
(36:05):
in Malaysia looks great on the bottom line. It's not
great for America or Americans. It's not great for American jobs.
My wireless company, puretalk, that's what they do. They hire Americans.
When you pick up your cell phone and you dial
pound two five zero and you say Jesse Kelly, you
will be speaking to an American who speaks English. It's
(36:29):
also a fraction of the cost of the big guys.
There's no reason not to switch. No contract, by the way,
no cancelation fee. Dial pound two five zero and say
Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
We'll be back.
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