August 5, 2026 • 36 mins
Turning the DOJ from the protection arm of the Democrat party to an agency that protects the citizens of the country takes time. Are there any hard workers in the younger generation? Communists think that your kids are actually their kids. Caring about the country. Jesse's great cooking skill.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent, wonderful Wednesday. We're going to talk about a
couple good things that are happening. I will get to
some emails. Communists, believe your children belong to them. We
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don't have to live in the field of big cities.
Are we still a nation that can handle small government?
All that? We got a lot to get to In
the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show, headline Open AI.
I don't know if you know this, but that's one
of those AI companies pays three point two million dollars
fine to the Department of Justice for favoring foreign workers
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over Americans. Uh, I know, I know. Let mean stop
before you start yelling. Three point two million is nothing.
These companies are money machines. Jesse. It's the drop in
the bucket, Jesse. People have to go to prison. I understand.
Shifting the GOP from being the globalist import every immigrant
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here as long as they come the right way. Shifting
the GOP from being that into being an actual America
first party that prioritizes Americans over everyone else is going
to take time. The Trump administration is getting that ball rolling,
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getting that ball rolling. So what I'm saying to you
is today it's a slap on the wrist three point
two million dollars fine for firing Americans and hiring foreigners.
It's a slap on the wrist today. What does that
look like five or ten years from now? If you
and I stay involved. Let me ask you this, how
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many times did you read a headline like this under
past Republicans? How much was the DOJ going after private
companies for hiring foreigners under past Republicans. I'm not telling
you it's everything. This is a good thing because it
shows momentum in our direction. It shows that no, you're
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not going to be fired tomorrow, and they're bringing this
guy in.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We go to penk Or Palace.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now there is new Mahara Yak and again the palace
has the power of the dark light. It is dead.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Please kill my people.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You better go speak to hr by the way. More
good things. Here was JD vance today.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You know one thing I said the other day for
the first time ever, never.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Thought of it. JD sounds like he has a cold.
I pressed the wrong button. Here's JD. Van.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We have been able to identify two hundred and third
billion dollars of fraud just since the Fraud Task Force
was set up. And that's frankly, by conservatively estimating.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It two hundred and thirty plus billion dollars, that's a
drop in the bucket. We have trillions. This is how
it begins, and this is think about this. This is
sending a message to future criminals when a Democrat gets elected,
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who are going to try to pillage the company, company
the country like criminals do. This is letting them know, oh,
sure you'll enjoy the high life under Democrats, but when
we come back, you're going to prison. Here's Kimberly Brandt this.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Since President Trump took office, one seventy six hospices have
been removed from the Medicare program in California alone. This
represents a forty seven percent reduction in the number of
California hospices compared to the peak during the Biden instruction.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Forty seven percent of hospices under the Biden administration or
fraudulent criminal organizations stealing your money half in one state,
half of them. Because as I have explained time and
time again, the Democrat Party is the largest criminal organization
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in the history of the world. They will get elected.
They will then join forces with criminals, and they will
steal every dime they can get their hands on. Because
these people are freaking evil. Hey, Oracle, I had a
young man and I, oh, you know what. Actually, before
we get to that, I wanted to read you this one, Jesse.
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I work for a communist controlled University of Utah Healthcare
Utah keep in mind. Attached is a screenshot showing a
small sample of our patient population at one of the
clinics where I work. Of the twenty six patients shown,
thirteen required interpreters, nine Spanish, one Tigrina, one Nepali, and
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two Somalis. These visits take twice as long due to
the language barrier, which backs up the waiting room. These
visits are also build higher because of the language barrier.
Most are on Medicaid paid for by the taxpayers. A
few weeks ago, you addressed an email about what's happening
in Salt Lake City and why it's turning blue. This
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is what it looks like on the ground here. And
he asks that I not share his name, and of
course I won't. And I'm looking here at Spanish Spanish space.
It's the chart. It has right there on the chart
Spanish Nepali, Spanish Spanish, Somali, Somali. On down the line,
Why is your health insurance so expensive? Why has healthcare
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gone downhill? Why are the wait times so long here
and so long there? Because we've imported one hundred million
barbarians from all over the globe and they're pillaging our country.
We're making good steps, we are making good steps, but
we have a long way to go. And that leads
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me to this. Let's have an uncomfortable talk. Why not.
It's Wednesday afternoon. Do you believe in small government? I
would assume the answer is yes, I certainly do. I
don't trust government. It should be small, limited, tightly restrained.
Otherwise it turns tyrannical. I want to be free. You
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want to be free. Okay, Now, do you believe I'm
just asking do you believe that it's small government? If
you could snap your fingers and put it into place,
would work for every society and culture on the planet.
Do you think it would be effective? Do you think
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that people would buy in? Do you think it would
create a wonderful society? If you right now, same people
were there, same people were there. If you could walk
into Afghanistan and snap your fingers and boom, they're a
constitutional republic like the United States of America, Second Amendment,
everything else, freedom of speech. Do you think that would
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work for the people of Afghanistan? Obviously, no, of course
it wouldn't. Stephen Miller said something today. It's pretty profound.
Most people didn't hear it, but it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
This may be hard to believe that you could steal
hundreds of thousands, and ultimately millions of dollars and not
do any significant jail time. Again, you can look at
the sentences for the Feeding our Futures fraud, which is
one of the largest frauds in the history of any
country anywhere in Minnesota to see this, and there's a
lot of reasons for that. I think probably the simplest,
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least conspiratorial explanation is that when Congress was drafting these statutes,
they still lived to used the phrasings left in a
high trust society and in the clipster imagination that there
would be systemic, widespread, continual lining, fleecing, and organized crime
to rip off hundreds of billions of dollars from the
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American taxpayer, which is what has happened. So there needs
to be strict, clear mandatory minimums.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is not wrong. I'll play it again. Listen to this.
Half over a thousand hospices.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
And President Trump took office, one thousand and seventy six
hospices have been removed from the Medicare program in California alone.
This represents a forty seven percent reduction in the number
of California hospices compared to the peak during the Biden administration.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Half the hospices in one state were fraudulent, most run
by foreigners in coordination with the Democrat Party to steal
your money. Once you import one hundred million foreigners from
Thievan Barbarian cultures all over the globe, once you import
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enough of them, you lose the ability to have a
small government in our country. And that is what I want.
That was a luxury that came when the people around
us shared our values. When you are surrounded by people
who share your good values, you don't need much government
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at all. You just need them to do a couple
basic things and you've got the rest of it, and
you'll have some sort of community or a group or
a religion or something like that where people will work
things out. When you have a cohesive community, you don't
need much government at all. But if you have what
we have become now, if you have this endless line
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of it, I mean, I just read the chart. I'd
read the chart from the hospital. You walk into the hospital.
Can anyone speak Nepoli? Can anyone speak Somalie? Get a bite?
When you have that, you can't be a constitutional republic anymore.
Government asks to have a heavier hand. And that actually
brings me to what I'm going to discuss next. Our cities.
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Trump said something about this today. Then we'll get to
emails and other things. Before I get to that, let
me tell you something. Big wireless companies suck. They suck
for a variety of reasons, but one of the main
reasons is they love foreigners because so much of the
work is done over the phone. Of course, you have
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to call customer service. You want to order this, you
want to order that, And the truth is that Americans
cost more money than hiring somebody in Singapore, and so
they send up they set up a call center over there,
and now you're screaming into the phone to speak to
a manager because this guy and the other end of
the line doesn't my cup plan. When you get a
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hold of somebody at pure Talk, you'll speak to an
American who speaks English. When you pick up your phone
and dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly,
you will speak to an American who speaks English. You'll
pay a fraction of the cost of the big guys
led by a Vietnam veteran. Switch to Pure Talk today,
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We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday, a hump day member.
You could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Oh,
speaking of good news, even though this falls into that
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category of why wasn't it always this way? This is
from Freebeacon. Trump administration will require prospective immigrants to post
six figure bonds to prove they won't be a burden.
The Dominican Republic gets hit first. Those seeking US citizenship
must be capable of demonstrating they will be a benefit
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rather than a burden to our nation. Wow, what a concept?
What a concept? Again? How was it not always this way?
But let's acknowledge that's a good thing. It's an improvement horicle.
I had a young man in my house yesterday working
on my air conditioner. We are not European after all.
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I asked how long he's been doing HVACK and he
said eight years. I applauded him, told him it was
a smart business to be in. I remark that young
folks don't want to work in the trades like we need.
He said, the real problem for them is to keep
them working after they start. He said, they'll get a
new guy started and they'll be fine for the first
two weeks. Then they start showing up late or only
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if they feel like it or not at all. I
just can't understand that mentality, and it makes me one
under how they were raised. I'm sixty three. My dad
took me into work with him on the weekend. I
was nine, sweeping floors, stacking pallets on and so forth.
Says his name is Steve. Okay, now that's fair, obviously.
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And I talked to employers too, plenty of them who
will lament many of the younger people they have brought
in their work ethic. They're on their phone all the time.
The show up lay that all that stuff is very true.
But I will tell you something I've said many times before.
If you do not live in or visit a fairly rural,
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red part of America, you have serious blinders about something.
And here's what you are blind about. You are blind
about how many wonderful, hard working, diligent young people there
are across the United States of America. I know that
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eighteen year old purple haired freak you brought in with
the septum ring in her nose. I understand full well
that she shows up late, she's picking her fingernails, she's
rude to the customers, and you're going to have to
let her go. And I know when you let her go,
that's a pain. Now you've got to get back on
zip recruiter and find a new person. I understand all that.
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I get all that, and it's tempting in that moment
to say things like, Wow, these young people suck. Now. Wow,
there's no work, there's no work ethic at all. Wow,
I'm telling you. And maybe it's because my kids are
in sports. I go to James James, you know, he
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does cross country. I go to these cross country tournaments
and they'll have these big tournaments, schools from all over
the place. These kids show up in droves and they
are busting their butts, running their puking at the finish line,
running themselves into the ground. And you're looking at all
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and it's not like five kids. You know, it's not
just James. It's kids from everywhere showing up, putting their
heart and soul into it. I find it inspiring when
I go to these things, and I've been to all
of them, you know, baseball tournaments and soccer stuff and
swim stuff, because I do. These kids are busting their
butts and they're going to be successful, and they are
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going to be a prize. If some corporation will stop
farming out Age one B visas and start hiring American
young people, your company will be far better off for it.
There are great, great young people out there. I know.
There are a lot of turds. I'm fully aware of it.
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There are turds. There are people, by the way, there
are people who were not believe it or not by
their parents about the basics of work ethic. You mentioned
your dad taught you something. I told you recently that
James got a job at Chick fil A For a
young person, that's a highly competitive job because they pay
pretty well and because it looks great on a resume.
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Chick fil A does such a good job training their
employees that future employers will look at that and they think, oh,
that's the old Chick fil A. Okay, so he's probably
polite and he's probably it looks good, right. So, because
it's such a prize job, young people show up in
droves when Chick fil A is hiring. So why did
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James get the job? Why? Well, James put on a suit.
He put on a suit, and not only that, he
practiced with his mother and me before he left. What
are you going to ask? How are you gonna shake hands?
Where are you going to look when they're taught and look?
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I fled out, told him, every time you go to
Chick fil A, what's every employee have in common? They're
all smiling, have a nice day, so wonderful to see you.
They're all smiling. I said, guess what, I want you
to plaster a stupid smile on your face that entire interview.
I want you to be cheery, James, you are auditioning now.
I'm not patting myself on the back. This is about
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the other kids. James, goes, he gets a job. How
many kids walked in that day and no one even
told him to dress up at home? How many? How
many kids who didn't get that job? How many of
them had parents who pulled them aside? Let's practice, what
are you going to ask? Look me in the eye. Okay,
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that was good. Let's roll it again. Okay, that was good.
How many kids didn't have that? There are a lot
of crappy parents out there who don't. They're not proactive
with their kids helping them give them a leg up
on things. So look, I'm not saying you want to
hire them. Right, a third is a third, but there
are reasons for all this. All right, let's talk about
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Trump and Mark Wayne Mullen before we talk about that.
They think your kids belong to them. Next the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, dammit, the tern Stacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday.
Don't forget the communist believes your children belong to him.
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That's such a sick way of thinking that most normal
people can't wrap their minds around it. That kindergarten teacher
you send aiden to who has the tranny flag. She
believes Aiden belongs to her, and by the way, she's
even more aggressive about it than that. She believes that
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you you are poisoning Aiden, you and your values, You're
ruining him. She has to claim him and break him
away from you. I'm going to play you something.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Well because there's a divergence of interest between parents and children,
and I think it's likelier that young people, not people
who are raising families, will have the best insight into
the interests of children, whereas you, if you were awarded
five I think that's.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
I think it's absurd to imagine that a twenty four
year old recent college graduate has a better assessment of
the interests of my own children than I do. I
think parents generally confuse the interests of their family with
the interests of their children. And part of our goal,
I think is parents, but also as a society, is
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trying to make sure that children aren't the hostages of
their parents as much as we rely on parents to
raise them.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That demon and he sees you at red Lobster tonight,
enjoying Cheddarbay biscuits with your kids. Maybe you even prayed
before you ate. Maybe maybe he overhears you telling Aiden,
Jade and Braiden to say please to the waitress, say
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thank you. He's angry. Do you know that he's sitting
there watching you and he thinking to He's thinking to himself.
If these children, if they stay in this happy, loving
home with two parents who are imparting their values on
the children, if that condition continues, then the end result
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is going to be that child is going to become
an adult who is not a communist. That child is
going to be impossible to recruit into the revolution. I
I better do something to break that child from their parents.
I'll play it again, not because you care about this
fruitcake on the audio. I'll play it again because this
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is in your child's school. Most likely, this mentality is
in your child's school, I promise you. This mentality is
on the university system all over whatever university they're going to,
it's here. This is how they think when they look
at your kids, they're like freaking wolves. These people.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Well, because there's a divergence of interest between parents and children,
and I think it's likelier that young people, not people
who are raising families, who will have the best insight
into the interests of children. Whereas you, if you were
awarded five. I think that evacs.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I think it's absurd to imagine that a twenty four
year old, recent college graduate has a better assessment of
the interests of my own children than I do.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
I think, and so generally and confuse the interests of
their family with the interests of their children. And part
of our goal, I think his parents, but also as
a society, is trying to make sure that children aren't
the hostages of their parents as much as we rely
on parents to raise them.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That kid thinks your children belong to him or that
guy Jesse. I like your thoughts on Trump and deportation.
In light of Mullen's recent remarks, I believe and I
hope I'm wrong that Trump backs his comments since he
appointed him. It looks like he's just trying to keep
his cronies happy. I just feel like every politician, he
just lies to us about the war, deportation, so on
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and so forth. It's truly disappointing. Like you, I'm not
a champion of any person. However, I believe Trump was
truly for America. I'm not so sure since he seems
to pick his crony's interests over the American people. You
can say my name. Her name is Laura. I think
Trump cares very deeply about this country. Actually I don't
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know that because I don't know him personally. I don't
know that. I do know his children, at least one
of them, and he cares very very deeply about this country.
It's hard to get to that place if dad doesn't. Also,
if you look at Trump's history, before he started running
for office, Trump was always talking about America as a businessman.
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How many times have you heard pick an owner of
your favorite professional sports team, whoever it is, it's baseball season,
football's come up, whatever, pick the owner. How many times
have you heard that guy discuss American trade policy? Now, Trump,
you can disagree with him on his love of tariffs
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and protectionism and stuff like that. You can disagree with
him on that. All that stuff's fine, whatever. But before
Donald Trump was ever president, and long before he considered
running for president, Trump would go sit down with Oprah
or somebody, and as this billionaire real estate guy, he's
sitting down talking about what we should be doing this,
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we shouldn't be doing that. American trade policy America has
been on Trump's mind and certainly on his tongue for
a very very long time. So I don't think I
would agree that he doesn't care about the country. Now
that being said, there's always a degree of cronyism in
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any presidential administration. How high that degree goes can determine
how much it turns us off. You know, Look, Ronald
Reagan and Ronald Reagan so fondly thought of on the right,
and justifiably so. Ronald Reagan had people in and around
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his administration, in and around his ear who were kind
of scumbags, but in one way or the other, they
either contributed to him being president or he kind of
needed them because he had to try to cobble together
this coalition or this voting block. There's always going to
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be some cronyism there when it comes to Trump. Has
he taken that stuff maybe a little too far? Well?
I mean I've long had this theory, long had this theory,
and other people have had it and talked about it.
But the Trump Epstein stuff, why did why did it
almost came out of nowhere? Shot up and move on
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like why did that? Why did this happen? You see
why there was a minute missing from the Gail House
team on the scene.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, sir, are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This
guy's been talked about for years? You're asking we have Texas,
we have this, we have all of the things, and
are people still talking about this guy? This creep that
is unbelievable. Do you want to waste the time? And
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do you feel like answering?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I don't mind answering.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I mean, I can't believe you're asking a question on
at Epstein at a time like this where we're having
some of the greatest success and also tragedy with what
happened in Texas. It just seems like a desecration.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But okay, I played that for you earlier. I'm about
to play it for you one more time. We know
that there are some names we don't know how valid
it is. Again, we never could We never got solid
validity on so many of the names that were in
the Epstein documents we got, but we do know there
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were some who are friends and frankly part of the
Trump administration who were in there. Now, listen to this
again from this perspective, what if it's just using an example,
what is Steve Whitkoff as in the Epstein files and
Donald Trump likes Steve, friends with Steve, business partners with Steve,
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uses Steve for his presidency, and what if what if
he doesn't want Steve to be burned? Now listen with
that here you see why there was a.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Minute missing from the jail House team.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
On the n Yeah, sir, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I just said you are you still talking about Jeffrey
and Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. You're asking,
we have Texas, we have this, we have all of
the things, and are people still talking about this guy?
This creep that is unbelievable. Do you want to waste
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the time? And do you feel like answering?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
I don't mind answering.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I mean, I can't believe, by the way, there was
no there was no allegations of wrongdoing on Steve wikofsbar
or something like that. But you hear it. Maybe there's
some of that. Again, it is what it is. We'll
be back listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Wednesday. Remember you
can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com your love,
your hate, your death threats. Let's do some more of these,
shall we. Trump says a deal to open the straight
will be reached Wednesday or Thursday, Jesse. So, in six
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months of waging a war against a country of ninety
million people that is more than half the size of
the United States, that's the best we've got reopening a
strait that was wide open before we even started this
exercise in futilities six months ago. Obviously, I can hear
the sarcasm dripping from your voice. All right, I am
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not one of these people who who has defended everything
or criticized everything. I am not, And so I'll lay
this out again as simply as I possibly can. I
know that deciding to go bomb Iran was a colossal,
colossal screw up. Politically, economically, the IRGC's still in charge.
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It was a colossal screw up. And at the back
end of it, there will be very little benefit to
us from this whole adventure. I know that I'm here
to tell you this, and I know you're writing me
an email right now. I love Trump, You're stupid, I
don't care, but I'm here to tell you this too.
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Trump knows that too. He is never you could. You could,
You could tie him up and waterboard him, and you
would never get Donald Trump to admit that, though publicly,
you will never hear him say it. It will never
happen in a million years. He's not built that way.
He's come out and said before, I can never admit
that I'm wrong, otherwise depressed or kill me. So you're
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never going to hear Trump say that. If you're waiting
for that, you are going to be waiting for a
very long time. He's not going to say that. Nevertheless,
he knows it is true. Oil reserves across the globe
are running out. Shipping is not flowing the way it
was through the Strait. It is a serious, serious problem.
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Trump understands the significance of it economically, He understands the
significance of it politically. He is working day and night
trying to just get out and come home. Let's get
a deal. Whatever you can have this, I'll lift that.
Once the decision was made to go, there were only
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bad choices from there. The two bad choices were a
bad deal with a scumbag government, the IRGC the Iranian government,
a deal that was gonna honestly have them better off
than they were before. The second choice is yet another
Middle Eastern forever war that drives up the cost of
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everything on everybody. Once the decision was made, those were
your choices. We can't undo that decision. Believe me. If
Trump could undo that decision, he would, he would. I'm
not making excuses for him. He made it, but he
would undo it if he could. He can't just undo
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it now. Now you're stuck dealing with him. I don't
want to deal with them. I hate those people. You
don't want to deal with them. A bunch of lion,
dirty gie hotty scumbags. I don't want to deal with them.
That's life sucks, Dear pink Flower, It's not nice. Your
personal antidotes and meandering food stories are what make the
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show great. I often replay them for my fiance. With
winter approaching, we are eagerly awaiting a tale about your
search for extra small gloves. I don't have small ans.
What are your thoughts on cooking with wine, he says,
I don't cook with wine. I don't really cook period.
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I make bacon and eggs pretty well, I might add,
I make a good toast. I make the greatest cheeseburger
in the history of the world. I can smoke a
brisket on a pellet smoker. But let's be honest, anybody
can do that. You grab a good piece of meat
and you throw it on there and put some seasoning
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on it, and you turn it on. When you pull
it off, it's good. What Chris did I say? I
make good toast? Yeah? Look what do you make in
that face for? Do you think everybody can make good toast? Nothing? Again,
People undertoasted. People overtoast it. If it comes out with
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a little bit of black on the edges, they won't
take a second with a little butter knife and scrape
it off. So you know, don't look like everybody can
make toast. Everyone should be able to make toast. They
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this is about the lion talk from yesterday. You made
me laugh. Don't make me laugh. I'm mad. I think
my zoo ideas are very good ideas. I think this, Chris,
(34:19):
I think this ranks right up there with the idea
we had about member the jet skis and everything else.
That was a good idea, a good way that we
could kill pedophiles in the ocean and make it well,
it's a pay per view, Chris, after a fair trial.
After a fair trial, then we have a paper whatever.
I thought it was a good idea, and now here's
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a headline.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
But you know, you know the thing headlines.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
We didn't get to Winter Haven. Man arrested again after
getting presidential clemency. I will again scream that the President
of the United States of America should not have the
power to just pardon everybody, to grant clemenson, to clemency
to everybody. That is a ridiculous power that has been
bestowed on the President of the United States of America.
(35:06):
They all abuse it. Every Republican abuses it, every Democrat
abuses it. It is dead wrong. FBI follies bureau secretly
probed Trump as a Russian asset for firing Komy. According
to declassified memos, the system protects itself at all times.
Of course, the FBI was going to go after Donald
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Trump for firing the communists who let it quote I
won't say no French transgender basketball star. It's considering joining
the WNBA. While I am generally against dudes playing in
women's sports, I don't know that I've ever wanted anything
this bad in my entire life. Do you know how
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insanely entertaining it would be to have all those young,
stupid communists in the WNBA have to sit there and
take it while this dude is out there thundered, dunking
on everybody, and they'd be all wow. I mean, I said, look,
I support I support her choices her. They don't call
her her too anyway. We're gonna come back Tom and
we'll do it again. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent, wonderful Wednesday. We're going to talk about a
couple good things that are happening. I will get to
some emails. Communists, believe your children belong to them. We
(00:30):
don't have to live in the field of big cities.
Are we still a nation that can handle small government?
All that? We got a lot to get to In
the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show, headline Open AI.
I don't know if you know this, but that's one
of those AI companies pays three point two million dollars
fine to the Department of Justice for favoring foreign workers
(00:54):
over Americans. Uh, I know, I know. Let mean stop
before you start yelling. Three point two million is nothing.
These companies are money machines. Jesse. It's the drop in
the bucket, Jesse. People have to go to prison. I understand.
Shifting the GOP from being the globalist import every immigrant
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here as long as they come the right way. Shifting
the GOP from being that into being an actual America
first party that prioritizes Americans over everyone else is going
to take time. The Trump administration is getting that ball rolling,
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getting that ball rolling. So what I'm saying to you
is today it's a slap on the wrist three point
two million dollars fine for firing Americans and hiring foreigners.
It's a slap on the wrist today. What does that
look like five or ten years from now? If you
and I stay involved. Let me ask you this, how
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many times did you read a headline like this under
past Republicans? How much was the DOJ going after private
companies for hiring foreigners under past Republicans. I'm not telling
you it's everything. This is a good thing because it
shows momentum in our direction. It shows that no, you're
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not going to be fired tomorrow, and they're bringing this
guy in.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We go to penk Or Palace.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now there is new Mahara Yak and again the palace
has the power of the dark light. It is dead.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Please kill my people.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You better go speak to hr by the way. More
good things. Here was JD vance today.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
You know one thing I said the other day for
the first time ever, never.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Thought of it. JD sounds like he has a cold.
I pressed the wrong button. Here's JD. Van.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
We have been able to identify two hundred and third
billion dollars of fraud just since the Fraud Task Force
was set up. And that's frankly, by conservatively estimating.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It two hundred and thirty plus billion dollars, that's a
drop in the bucket. We have trillions. This is how
it begins, and this is think about this. This is
sending a message to future criminals when a Democrat gets elected,
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who are going to try to pillage the company, company
the country like criminals do. This is letting them know, oh,
sure you'll enjoy the high life under Democrats, but when
we come back, you're going to prison. Here's Kimberly Brandt this.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Since President Trump took office, one seventy six hospices have
been removed from the Medicare program in California alone. This
represents a forty seven percent reduction in the number of
California hospices compared to the peak during the Biden instruction.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Forty seven percent of hospices under the Biden administration or
fraudulent criminal organizations stealing your money half in one state,
half of them. Because as I have explained time and
time again, the Democrat Party is the largest criminal organization
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in the history of the world. They will get elected.
They will then join forces with criminals, and they will
steal every dime they can get their hands on. Because
these people are freaking evil. Hey, Oracle, I had a
young man and I, oh, you know what. Actually, before
we get to that, I wanted to read you this one, Jesse.
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I work for a communist controlled University of Utah Healthcare
Utah keep in mind. Attached is a screenshot showing a
small sample of our patient population at one of the
clinics where I work. Of the twenty six patients shown,
thirteen required interpreters, nine Spanish, one Tigrina, one Nepali, and
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two Somalis. These visits take twice as long due to
the language barrier, which backs up the waiting room. These
visits are also build higher because of the language barrier.
Most are on Medicaid paid for by the taxpayers. A
few weeks ago, you addressed an email about what's happening
in Salt Lake City and why it's turning blue. This
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is what it looks like on the ground here. And
he asks that I not share his name, and of
course I won't. And I'm looking here at Spanish Spanish space.
It's the chart. It has right there on the chart
Spanish Nepali, Spanish Spanish, Somali, Somali. On down the line,
Why is your health insurance so expensive? Why has healthcare
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gone downhill? Why are the wait times so long here
and so long there? Because we've imported one hundred million
barbarians from all over the globe and they're pillaging our country.
We're making good steps, we are making good steps, but
we have a long way to go. And that leads
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me to this. Let's have an uncomfortable talk. Why not.
It's Wednesday afternoon. Do you believe in small government? I
would assume the answer is yes, I certainly do. I
don't trust government. It should be small, limited, tightly restrained.
Otherwise it turns tyrannical. I want to be free. You
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want to be free. Okay, Now, do you believe I'm
just asking do you believe that it's small government? If
you could snap your fingers and put it into place,
would work for every society and culture on the planet.
Do you think it would be effective? Do you think
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that people would buy in? Do you think it would
create a wonderful society? If you right now, same people
were there, same people were there. If you could walk
into Afghanistan and snap your fingers and boom, they're a
constitutional republic like the United States of America, Second Amendment,
everything else, freedom of speech. Do you think that would
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work for the people of Afghanistan? Obviously, no, of course
it wouldn't. Stephen Miller said something today. It's pretty profound.
Most people didn't hear it, but it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
This may be hard to believe that you could steal
hundreds of thousands, and ultimately millions of dollars and not
do any significant jail time. Again, you can look at
the sentences for the Feeding our Futures fraud, which is
one of the largest frauds in the history of any
country anywhere in Minnesota to see this, and there's a
lot of reasons for that. I think probably the simplest,
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least conspiratorial explanation is that when Congress was drafting these statutes,
they still lived to used the phrasings left in a
high trust society and in the clipster imagination that there
would be systemic, widespread, continual lining, fleecing, and organized crime
to rip off hundreds of billions of dollars from the
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American taxpayer, which is what has happened. So there needs
to be strict, clear mandatory minimums.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is not wrong. I'll play it again. Listen to this.
Half over a thousand hospices.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
And President Trump took office, one thousand and seventy six
hospices have been removed from the Medicare program in California alone.
This represents a forty seven percent reduction in the number
of California hospices compared to the peak during the Biden administration.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Half the hospices in one state were fraudulent, most run
by foreigners in coordination with the Democrat Party to steal
your money. Once you import one hundred million foreigners from
Thievan Barbarian cultures all over the globe, once you import
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enough of them, you lose the ability to have a
small government in our country. And that is what I want.
That was a luxury that came when the people around
us shared our values. When you are surrounded by people
who share your good values, you don't need much government
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at all. You just need them to do a couple
basic things and you've got the rest of it, and
you'll have some sort of community or a group or
a religion or something like that where people will work
things out. When you have a cohesive community, you don't
need much government at all. But if you have what
we have become now, if you have this endless line
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of it, I mean, I just read the chart. I'd
read the chart from the hospital. You walk into the hospital.
Can anyone speak Nepoli? Can anyone speak Somalie? Get a bite?
When you have that, you can't be a constitutional republic anymore.
Government asks to have a heavier hand. And that actually
brings me to what I'm going to discuss next. Our cities.
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Trump said something about this today. Then we'll get to
emails and other things. Before I get to that, let
me tell you something. Big wireless companies suck. They suck
for a variety of reasons, but one of the main
reasons is they love foreigners because so much of the
work is done over the phone. Of course, you have
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to call customer service. You want to order this, you
want to order that, And the truth is that Americans
cost more money than hiring somebody in Singapore, and so
they send up they set up a call center over there,
and now you're screaming into the phone to speak to
a manager because this guy and the other end of
the line doesn't my cup plan. When you get a
(11:05):
hold of somebody at pure Talk, you'll speak to an
American who speaks English. When you pick up your phone
and dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly,
you will speak to an American who speaks English. You'll
pay a fraction of the cost of the big guys
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We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday, a hump day member.
You could email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Oh,
speaking of good news, even though this falls into that
(11:47):
category of why wasn't it always this way? This is
from Freebeacon. Trump administration will require prospective immigrants to post
six figure bonds to prove they won't be a burden.
The Dominican Republic gets hit first. Those seeking US citizenship
must be capable of demonstrating they will be a benefit
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rather than a burden to our nation. Wow, what a concept?
What a concept? Again? How was it not always this way?
But let's acknowledge that's a good thing. It's an improvement horicle.
I had a young man in my house yesterday working
on my air conditioner. We are not European after all.
(12:31):
I asked how long he's been doing HVACK and he
said eight years. I applauded him, told him it was
a smart business to be in. I remark that young
folks don't want to work in the trades like we need.
He said, the real problem for them is to keep
them working after they start. He said, they'll get a
new guy started and they'll be fine for the first
two weeks. Then they start showing up late or only
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if they feel like it or not at all. I
just can't understand that mentality, and it makes me one
under how they were raised. I'm sixty three. My dad
took me into work with him on the weekend. I
was nine, sweeping floors, stacking pallets on and so forth.
Says his name is Steve. Okay, now that's fair, obviously.
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And I talked to employers too, plenty of them who
will lament many of the younger people they have brought
in their work ethic. They're on their phone all the time.
The show up lay that all that stuff is very true.
But I will tell you something I've said many times before.
If you do not live in or visit a fairly rural,
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red part of America, you have serious blinders about something.
And here's what you are blind about. You are blind
about how many wonderful, hard working, diligent young people there
are across the United States of America. I know that
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eighteen year old purple haired freak you brought in with
the septum ring in her nose. I understand full well
that she shows up late, she's picking her fingernails, she's
rude to the customers, and you're going to have to
let her go. And I know when you let her go,
that's a pain. Now you've got to get back on
zip recruiter and find a new person. I understand all that.
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I get all that, and it's tempting in that moment
to say things like, Wow, these young people suck. Now. Wow,
there's no work, there's no work ethic at all. Wow,
I'm telling you. And maybe it's because my kids are
in sports. I go to James James, you know, he
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does cross country. I go to these cross country tournaments
and they'll have these big tournaments, schools from all over
the place. These kids show up in droves and they
are busting their butts, running their puking at the finish line,
running themselves into the ground. And you're looking at all
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and it's not like five kids. You know, it's not
just James. It's kids from everywhere showing up, putting their
heart and soul into it. I find it inspiring when
I go to these things, and I've been to all
of them, you know, baseball tournaments and soccer stuff and
swim stuff, because I do. These kids are busting their
butts and they're going to be successful, and they are
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going to be a prize. If some corporation will stop
farming out Age one B visas and start hiring American
young people, your company will be far better off for it.
There are great, great young people out there. I know.
There are a lot of turds. I'm fully aware of it.
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There are turds. There are people, by the way, there
are people who were not believe it or not by
their parents about the basics of work ethic. You mentioned
your dad taught you something. I told you recently that
James got a job at Chick fil A For a
young person, that's a highly competitive job because they pay
pretty well and because it looks great on a resume.
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Chick fil A does such a good job training their
employees that future employers will look at that and they think, oh,
that's the old Chick fil A. Okay, so he's probably
polite and he's probably it looks good, right. So, because
it's such a prize job, young people show up in
droves when Chick fil A is hiring. So why did
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James get the job? Why? Well, James put on a suit.
He put on a suit, and not only that, he
practiced with his mother and me before he left. What
are you going to ask? How are you gonna shake hands?
Where are you going to look when they're taught and look?
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I fled out, told him, every time you go to
Chick fil A, what's every employee have in common? They're
all smiling, have a nice day, so wonderful to see you.
They're all smiling. I said, guess what, I want you
to plaster a stupid smile on your face that entire interview.
I want you to be cheery, James, you are auditioning now.
I'm not patting myself on the back. This is about
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the other kids. James, goes, he gets a job. How
many kids walked in that day and no one even
told him to dress up at home? How many? How
many kids who didn't get that job? How many of
them had parents who pulled them aside? Let's practice, what
are you going to ask? Look me in the eye. Okay,
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that was good. Let's roll it again. Okay, that was good.
How many kids didn't have that? There are a lot
of crappy parents out there who don't. They're not proactive
with their kids helping them give them a leg up
on things. So look, I'm not saying you want to
hire them. Right, a third is a third, but there
are reasons for all this. All right, let's talk about
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Trump and Mark Wayne Mullen before we talk about that.
They think your kids belong to them. Next the Jesse
Kelly Show. It's still real to me, dammit, the tern Stacks.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday.
Don't forget the communist believes your children belong to him.
(18:27):
That's such a sick way of thinking that most normal
people can't wrap their minds around it. That kindergarten teacher
you send aiden to who has the tranny flag. She
believes Aiden belongs to her, and by the way, she's
even more aggressive about it than that. She believes that
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you you are poisoning Aiden, you and your values, You're
ruining him. She has to claim him and break him
away from you. I'm going to play you something.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Well because there's a divergence of interest between parents and children,
and I think it's likelier that young people, not people
who are raising families, will have the best insight into
the interests of children, whereas you, if you were awarded
five I think that's.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
I think it's absurd to imagine that a twenty four
year old recent college graduate has a better assessment of
the interests of my own children than I do. I
think parents generally confuse the interests of their family with
the interests of their children. And part of our goal,
I think is parents, but also as a society, is
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trying to make sure that children aren't the hostages of
their parents as much as we rely on parents to
raise them.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That demon and he sees you at red Lobster tonight,
enjoying Cheddarbay biscuits with your kids. Maybe you even prayed
before you ate. Maybe maybe he overhears you telling Aiden,
Jade and Braiden to say please to the waitress, say
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thank you. He's angry. Do you know that he's sitting
there watching you and he thinking to He's thinking to himself.
If these children, if they stay in this happy, loving
home with two parents who are imparting their values on
the children, if that condition continues, then the end result
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is going to be that child is going to become
an adult who is not a communist. That child is
going to be impossible to recruit into the revolution. I
I better do something to break that child from their parents.
I'll play it again, not because you care about this
fruitcake on the audio. I'll play it again because this
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is in your child's school. Most likely, this mentality is
in your child's school, I promise you. This mentality is
on the university system all over whatever university they're going to,
it's here. This is how they think when they look
at your kids, they're like freaking wolves. These people.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Well, because there's a divergence of interest between parents and children,
and I think it's likelier that young people, not people
who are raising families, who will have the best insight
into the interests of children. Whereas you, if you were
awarded five. I think that evacs.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I think it's absurd to imagine that a twenty four
year old, recent college graduate has a better assessment of
the interests of my own children than I do.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
I think, and so generally and confuse the interests of
their family with the interests of their children. And part
of our goal, I think his parents, but also as
a society, is trying to make sure that children aren't
the hostages of their parents as much as we rely
on parents to raise them.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That kid thinks your children belong to him or that
guy Jesse. I like your thoughts on Trump and deportation.
In light of Mullen's recent remarks, I believe and I
hope I'm wrong that Trump backs his comments since he
appointed him. It looks like he's just trying to keep
his cronies happy. I just feel like every politician, he
just lies to us about the war, deportation, so on
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and so forth. It's truly disappointing. Like you, I'm not
a champion of any person. However, I believe Trump was
truly for America. I'm not so sure since he seems
to pick his crony's interests over the American people. You
can say my name. Her name is Laura. I think
Trump cares very deeply about this country. Actually I don't
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know that because I don't know him personally. I don't
know that. I do know his children, at least one
of them, and he cares very very deeply about this country.
It's hard to get to that place if dad doesn't. Also,
if you look at Trump's history, before he started running
for office, Trump was always talking about America as a businessman.
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How many times have you heard pick an owner of
your favorite professional sports team, whoever it is, it's baseball season,
football's come up, whatever, pick the owner. How many times
have you heard that guy discuss American trade policy? Now, Trump,
you can disagree with him on his love of tariffs
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and protectionism and stuff like that. You can disagree with
him on that. All that stuff's fine, whatever. But before
Donald Trump was ever president, and long before he considered
running for president, Trump would go sit down with Oprah
or somebody, and as this billionaire real estate guy, he's
sitting down talking about what we should be doing this,
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we shouldn't be doing that. American trade policy America has
been on Trump's mind and certainly on his tongue for
a very very long time. So I don't think I
would agree that he doesn't care about the country. Now
that being said, there's always a degree of cronyism in
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any presidential administration. How high that degree goes can determine
how much it turns us off. You know, Look, Ronald
Reagan and Ronald Reagan so fondly thought of on the right,
and justifiably so. Ronald Reagan had people in and around
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his administration, in and around his ear who were kind
of scumbags, but in one way or the other, they
either contributed to him being president or he kind of
needed them because he had to try to cobble together
this coalition or this voting block. There's always going to
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be some cronyism there when it comes to Trump. Has
he taken that stuff maybe a little too far? Well?
I mean I've long had this theory, long had this theory,
and other people have had it and talked about it.
But the Trump Epstein stuff, why did why did it
almost came out of nowhere? Shot up and move on
(25:36):
like why did that? Why did this happen? You see
why there was a minute missing from the Gail House
team on the scene.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, sir, are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This
guy's been talked about for years? You're asking we have Texas,
we have this, we have all of the things, and
are people still talking about this guy? This creep that
is unbelievable. Do you want to waste the time? And
(26:05):
do you feel like answering?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I don't mind answering.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I mean, I can't believe you're asking a question on
at Epstein at a time like this where we're having
some of the greatest success and also tragedy with what
happened in Texas. It just seems like a desecration.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
But okay, I played that for you earlier. I'm about
to play it for you one more time. We know
that there are some names we don't know how valid
it is. Again, we never could We never got solid
validity on so many of the names that were in
the Epstein documents we got, but we do know there
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were some who are friends and frankly part of the
Trump administration who were in there. Now, listen to this
again from this perspective, what if it's just using an example,
what is Steve Whitkoff as in the Epstein files and
Donald Trump likes Steve, friends with Steve, business partners with Steve,
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uses Steve for his presidency, and what if what if
he doesn't want Steve to be burned? Now listen with
that here you see why there was a.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Minute missing from the jail House team.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
On the n Yeah, sir, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
I just said you are you still talking about Jeffrey
and Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. You're asking,
we have Texas, we have this, we have all of
the things, and are people still talking about this guy?
This creep that is unbelievable. Do you want to waste
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the time? And do you feel like answering?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
I don't mind answering.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I mean, I can't believe, by the way, there was
no there was no allegations of wrongdoing on Steve wikofsbar
or something like that. But you hear it. Maybe there's
some of that. Again, it is what it is. We'll
be back listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Wednesday. Remember you
can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com your love,
your hate, your death threats. Let's do some more of these,
shall we. Trump says a deal to open the straight
will be reached Wednesday or Thursday, Jesse. So, in six
(28:29):
months of waging a war against a country of ninety
million people that is more than half the size of
the United States, that's the best we've got reopening a
strait that was wide open before we even started this
exercise in futilities six months ago. Obviously, I can hear
the sarcasm dripping from your voice. All right, I am
(28:54):
not one of these people who who has defended everything
or criticized everything. I am not, And so I'll lay
this out again as simply as I possibly can. I
know that deciding to go bomb Iran was a colossal,
colossal screw up. Politically, economically, the IRGC's still in charge.
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It was a colossal screw up. And at the back
end of it, there will be very little benefit to
us from this whole adventure. I know that I'm here
to tell you this, and I know you're writing me
an email right now. I love Trump, You're stupid, I
don't care, but I'm here to tell you this too.
(29:37):
Trump knows that too. He is never you could. You could,
You could tie him up and waterboard him, and you
would never get Donald Trump to admit that, though publicly,
you will never hear him say it. It will never
happen in a million years. He's not built that way.
He's come out and said before, I can never admit
that I'm wrong, otherwise depressed or kill me. So you're
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never going to hear Trump say that. If you're waiting
for that, you are going to be waiting for a
very long time. He's not going to say that. Nevertheless,
he knows it is true. Oil reserves across the globe
are running out. Shipping is not flowing the way it
was through the Strait. It is a serious, serious problem.
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Trump understands the significance of it economically, He understands the
significance of it politically. He is working day and night
trying to just get out and come home. Let's get
a deal. Whatever you can have this, I'll lift that.
Once the decision was made to go, there were only
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bad choices from there. The two bad choices were a
bad deal with a scumbag government, the IRGC the Iranian government,
a deal that was gonna honestly have them better off
than they were before. The second choice is yet another
Middle Eastern forever war that drives up the cost of
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everything on everybody. Once the decision was made, those were
your choices. We can't undo that decision. Believe me. If
Trump could undo that decision, he would, he would. I'm
not making excuses for him. He made it, but he
would undo it if he could. He can't just undo
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it now. Now you're stuck dealing with him. I don't
want to deal with them. I hate those people. You
don't want to deal with them. A bunch of lion,
dirty gie hotty scumbags. I don't want to deal with them.
That's life sucks, Dear pink Flower, It's not nice. Your
personal antidotes and meandering food stories are what make the
(31:49):
show great. I often replay them for my fiance. With
winter approaching, we are eagerly awaiting a tale about your
search for extra small gloves. I don't have small ans.
What are your thoughts on cooking with wine, he says,
I don't cook with wine. I don't really cook period.
(32:10):
I make bacon and eggs pretty well, I might add,
I make a good toast. I make the greatest cheeseburger
in the history of the world. I can smoke a
brisket on a pellet smoker. But let's be honest, anybody
can do that. You grab a good piece of meat
and you throw it on there and put some seasoning
(32:31):
on it, and you turn it on. When you pull
it off, it's good. What Chris did I say? I
make good toast? Yeah? Look what do you make in
that face for? Do you think everybody can make good toast? Nothing? Again,
People undertoasted. People overtoast it. If it comes out with
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a little bit of black on the edges, they won't
take a second with a little butter knife and scrape
it off. So you know, don't look like everybody can
make toast. Everyone should be able to make toast. They
can't make toast, they can't, but everyone can try Relief Factor.
I know that. I know that everybody, if they are
in pain, they can call relief Factor and get three
(33:12):
weeks of it. Get a supplement called relief factor, a
supplement that works better the longer you take it. There's
day one, then there's day ten. Soon you're on day
twenty and you're thinking to yourself, I hate myself that
I didn't call relief Factor a long time ago. Story
(33:34):
after story, testimonial after testimonial, Jesse, I can work again,
pain free, Jesse, I can sit down pain free, Jesse.
I can bend over pain free. Jesse, I could go
play racketball. Story after story. Do you want to experience that?
At least try it. They maybe it won't even work
for you. You're out seventeen dollars and seventy six cents. That's
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what three weeks cost. Call one eight hundred the number
for relief or go to relief factor dot com. All right, Jesse, Oh,
this is about the lion talk from yesterday. You made
me laugh. Don't make me laugh. I'm mad. I think
my zoo ideas are very good ideas. I think this, Chris,
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I think this ranks right up there with the idea
we had about member the jet skis and everything else.
That was a good idea, a good way that we
could kill pedophiles in the ocean and make it well,
it's a pay per view, Chris, after a fair trial.
After a fair trial, then we have a paper whatever.
I thought it was a good idea, and now here's
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a headline.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
But you know, you know the thing headlines.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
We didn't get to Winter Haven. Man arrested again after
getting presidential clemency. I will again scream that the President
of the United States of America should not have the
power to just pardon everybody, to grant clemenson, to clemency
to everybody. That is a ridiculous power that has been
bestowed on the President of the United States of America.
(35:06):
They all abuse it. Every Republican abuses it, every Democrat
abuses it. It is dead wrong. FBI follies bureau secretly
probed Trump as a Russian asset for firing Komy. According
to declassified memos, the system protects itself at all times.
Of course, the FBI was going to go after Donald
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Trump for firing the communists who let it quote I
won't say no French transgender basketball star. It's considering joining
the WNBA. While I am generally against dudes playing in
women's sports, I don't know that I've ever wanted anything
this bad in my entire life. Do you know how
(35:50):
insanely entertaining it would be to have all those young,
stupid communists in the WNBA have to sit there and
take it while this dude is out there thundered, dunking
on everybody, and they'd be all wow. I mean, I said, look,
I support I support her choices her. They don't call
her her too anyway. We're gonna come back Tom and
we'll do it again. That's all
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