August 28, 2026 • 37 mins
Can we Irish Goodbye the Strait of Hormuz? Trying to get around Kosher laws. Doesn’t California’s Stop Nick Shirley law step on the first amendment? Can we put pressure on the GOP to back Paxton? Trump’s presidential rating chart.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. So I
just played that audio of Riley Moore before we went
into break, talking about, hey, this H-1B stuff is total scam.
You want to know why you should vote in the midterms?
I know Republicans, they'll fail and they'll be weak and
(00:35):
they'll make you mad. But Republicans are on the news
talking like this.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
They're looking to impose this fee of more than $ 100, 000
for new H-1B visa applicants. The administration had previously implemented
the fee, but it was blocked by the court, Congressman.
Do you support something like this?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I absolutely support it.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And what I would like to see is the H-1B
visa program completely ended.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's how Republicans are talking. This is a United States Senator,
Chris Murphy. Listen to how insulting this is.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
The problem, according to the Trump administration, is a country
that has been invaded, a country that is at risk
physically because of the presence of people from other countries.
That is a fake problem. That is not a real problem.
Nobody likes to hear this.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Immigrants, first-generation immigrants... and undocumented immigrants both commit crimes at
rates lower than natural-born Americans, than people that are born
here in this country. So if you want to live
in a safe community, you are actually better off living
in a community with people that just got to the
United States of America.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How many times have I told you the Democrats have
moved on from every single American coalition? Now, there are
a bunch of dumb coalitions on the left in America
who don't know this yet. They don't realize it. Some
are waking up. The Democrat Party now is the party
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of foreigners. And if you listen, they will tell you that.
Think about what an incredible statement that is. A United
States senator just said, by the way, an outright lie.
Immigrants commit fewer crimes. It's a total lie. I granted
left-wing jurisdictions will cover up these crimes, but they commit
fewer crimes. And I'll tell you what, they're safer neighborhoods
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than these American neighborhoods. Yeah. How many Haitians do you
live around Chris Murphy? How many? I'd love to know
the answer to that. How many people from Somalia live
in your neighborhood, Chris Murphy? And if, if, if the
answer is none, why are you in that neighborhood? Why
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don't you pack it up? Why don't you move on
down next to this woman?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
We understand that this country was built on the back
of black people, and we continue to hold that truth.
As we see, we live under a dictatorship that is
criminalized immigrants, specifically black immigrants.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hey, Jesse. Is Jesse Waters, this Fox News is Jesse Waters,
Is Jesse Waters a high-level idiot, or did Fox force
him to interview Abdul El-Said? Why give a national platform
to this communist who would take down Fox News, given
the opportunity? All right, hold on a second. By the way,
(03:37):
I'm not friends with Jesse Waters, but we've talked a
couple times. I know him. We'd walk up and we'd
greet each other and talk if we ran into each
other in the lobby or something like that. But I'm
not best friends with him. I don't know him. No,
I've never had dinner with him or something like that.
That said, the FCC has ruled that he has to
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if Abdul El-Said wants to. Why? Because Jesse Waters had
Mike Rogers on the show. So he had the Republican
candidate for Senate on his show. They're public airwaves. The
FCC commands that if Abdul El-Sayed wants an interview on
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Fox News, he cannot be refused by the Jesse Watters
Show once the Jesse Watters Show interviews Mike Rogers. And honestly,
it's a pretty smart move by Abdul El-Sayed. You can say, well,
nobody in that audience is going to be voting for him. Maybe. Maybe. Look,
(04:41):
most of the people in that audience won't be voting
for him, but what if you can shave off a few?
These elections come down to just a few votes. Why
wouldn't you go on there? You know it's going to
be a hostile environment. You get yourself prepared. You walk
into that environment anyway. That's an FCC rule. So, look,
not telling you love him or hate him, but that's
(05:01):
not Jesse Waters' fault. Hey, Jesse, question for Jewish producer
Chris if he really exists. about not mixing meat with cheese.
How strict is that prohibition? Does it merely mean not
having meat and cheese in one mouthful? Or must he
avoid having both meat and cheese anywhere in his digestive tract?
(05:23):
His name is John. Chris, I think this is an
awesome question. And I'm curious myself. So, okay, I understand
you people can't have a cheeseburger. I understand that. I
got it. But, What are the time constraints here? Meaning,
can you take a bite of the hamburger without cheese
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on it? And then once it's swallowed, once you come
all of that burger down, then you pick up a
piece of cheese and eat it? No? You say no. Okay, well,
what's the time limit then? What about an hour later?
(06:08):
Most commonly, you're looking at hours in between. I was
trying to find you a workaround. I didn't... I mean,
you probably don't want a workaround, but I was still
trying to help. Sorry for being nice. Hey, Jessica. How
can Gavin Newsom get away with signing a law that
doesn't allow citizen journalists to film and document fraud? Oh,
(06:30):
this is about the Stop Nick Shirley Act in California.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Look.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
How can it be allowed? How can it be allowed?
I explained at the very beginning of the show when
we were talking about moving and other things, I explained
there are no more guardrails. And there are no more
guardrails because if you're a Democrat, if you're a communist,
and you make some sort of ridiculous left-wing proposal of
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some kind, whatever the kind may be, Even if other
Democrats may disagree with you privately or may think to
themselves that's too far, nobody can come out and say
that publicly because then the Democrat base will view you
as being not communist enough. That's how they'll view you.
(07:19):
You're not communist enough and you will get primaried. Democrats
right now are either full-blown communists or they have to
pretend to be. There's no in between. The mainstream Democrat
position now on every issue is an insane communist stance
on every single issue. Don't take ID to vote. don't
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stop anybody at the border, the tranny surgeries for kids,
you name it. Every Democrat stance on an issue is
a radical, insane stance, because if they don't take that
insane stance, their base will punish them and they will
end their political career. I'll remind you again, Seth Moulton,
he's this dirtball congressman, but he's running for Senate right now.
(08:03):
But Seth Moulton Seth Moulton came out after the November election,
and I forget exactly specifically what he said, so I'm
going to paraphrase it a little bit. But he's a Democrat.
He comes out, goes on the news, and he said
something to the effect of, hey, the men and women's
sports things. I mean, hey, I have a daughter. And so, yeah,
(08:26):
I agree. I think we could probably talk about that because, oh,
you have it, Chris? Oh, go ahead, go ahead. Chris
thinks he has it. Do you think transgender athletes should
be allowed to take part in girls' sports?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I think they should with a discussion about where we
have issues of safety and fairness. And I think that
that's something that Democrats should take on, not feed to Republicans.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
He got destroyed for that so bad he had to apologize.
That is the most benign answer in the world. He
got destroyed for that by his own base so badly,
he had to run away from that. Now, back to California.
You say it's insane that you could just pass a
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law that doesn't allow citizen journalists to do their job.
You're right, it is insane. Who's going to stop them?
There are no more guardrails.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
None.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Every left-wing state... will be a sanctuary state. Everyone will
end up allowing abortion all the way up to birth.
Every left-wing state will have these tyrannical laws that are
designed to imprison and intimidate their political opposition. This is
how communist governments are run, and that's how California is run.
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That's how New York is run. It's how Connecticut is run.
It's a death spiral. It's a never-ending communist death spiral,
and there's no guardrails.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's the way it is. Hey, Jessi. When I first
discovered the show, I listened to it for three days
until I Googled you and realized you weren't a black guy.
I was wondering if that happens often and if other
people also thought you were a black guy. Chris, do
I sound like a black guy? I don't. I've never
(10:14):
heard that before. What does a black guy sound like?
I mean, I'm I don't sound like a black guy,
I don't think. Maybe, I don't know. I know I
went to community college that was fully accredited, so I
use a lot of really big words. Then I know
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Speaker 1 (11:38):
The Jesse Kelly Show. On air and online at jessekellyshow.com.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.
And ask Dr. Jesse Friday as we're having a good time.
Don't forget you can email the show. We'll be back
on Monday for Medal of Honor Monday. You can email
us jesse at jessekellyshow.com. Hey, Jesse-san, I don't think we
rural people object to giant buildings appearing on otherwise useless land.
(12:09):
What we object to is our power bills tripling. That
means going up a lot. I know what tripling means.
I think these tech companies should be made to present
viable plans for grid expansion at their expense before being
granted building permits.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Well, of course.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And this is something that I know that is happening
on some level. I'm sure sometimes it's not happening. But
you don't get to drive my power bill up. My
power bill is already backbreaking, as I'm sure yours is.
I cannot believe what power costs now in this country.
So when you're telling people, possibly presenting people with something
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that's going to drive that cost up even higher, yeah,
there's going to be pushback. There's going to be significant
pushback on that. That should be the bare minimum. What
I have said about these things over and over again,
and I'll keep saying it, is it's going to require
more than just that, though. It's going to require more
than just, hey, we promise your power bill won't go up.
(13:11):
And it The things it will require are not that
expensive in the grand scheme of things for these companies.
It's a little bit for them. It's everything for that
small town. Small towns oftentimes, because they don't have the
same tax revenue, obviously, as New York City, they have
a little bit of a different budget. So small towns oftentimes,
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they don't have the money and can't raise the money
to get things they want and need. Now, this is
not universal. It's not that every small town is run down.
I'm not saying that at all. But oftentimes, we needed
a new school built 10 years ago. Now, the ceiling
tiles are falling down. Why don't you show up and
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build them one?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
What's $ 10 million for Google? Google probably loses $ 10 million
in the couch cushions at Google headquarters. What's $ 10 million
for Google? Build them a new school. Build them a
new park.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Provide something. Buy goodwill. Show up and buy goodwill. You
can buy goodwill from people. And it's not that people
are stupid or anything like that. People want tangible gifts.
You know, when.
When you would go meet a king back in the day,
let's say you're a big shot in the government or
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maybe just a merchant or something like that, and you
would go meet a king. How many times have you
read about, or maybe you saw it in the movies,
you show up with what? You show up with a
gift of some kind. Now, does that king need that gift?
You know, if you show up to Kublai Khan's throne,
that's great. Genghis Khan's grandson, by the way. He was
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a very powerful Mongol ruler. You show up to Kublai
Khan's throne and you bring him some strawberries. Is he
able to go get himself some strawberries? Probably. But you
know what? You showed up with something and presented it
to something, presented him with something. You probably just bought
yourself some nice favors by showing up and making an effort.
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That's all you have to do if you want to
build a data center in someone's town. Show up with
a checkbook and say, what do you need? What do
you want? What are you lacking? Jesse, on Monday you
talked about Republicans not spending money on the midterms. I'm
watching Laura Ingraham tonight, and she asked the guest speaker
why Paxton isn't running a campaign. He gave a bunch
(15:42):
of malarkey about how people aren't coming out to vote.
She didn't push back. How can we put pressure on
the GOP to back these races? Well, in the case
of Ken Paxton, remember... I ended up getting confirmation of
what I told you I thought. It ended up being true.
The GOP Senate, they're trying to lose that race. You
(16:04):
know that? Don't be under the impression that everyone in
the Republican Party is a patriot. Don't be under the
impression that everyone in the Republican Party wants to win
and be in the majority. You know what the easiest
job in the world is? It's not a United States Senator.
(16:24):
It's a United States Senator in the minority. You have
a six-year gig. full staff, fully paid for. You get
to loudly complain about every evil thing those evil Democrats
are doing. This is an outrage. You can't do that.
You get to send out emails, fundraising. Did you see
(16:45):
how hard I questioned that left-wing judge, even though I
voted to confirm her later? Did you see what I did?
Help me by raising 50 bucks. Send me 50 bucks
today so I can run. They love being in the minority.
Some of them, not all of them, some of them
love being in the minority. And These are petty people.
These are vindictive people. Tim Scott. Tim Scott is the
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United States Senator who runs the NRSC. That's the National
Republican Senatorial Committee. The National Republican Senatorial Committee's only job
is to keep Republicans elected in the Senate and get
new Republicans elected in the Senate. The NRSC should be
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unloading millions of dollars in Texas, given how the poll
numbers have tightened, to ensure that a Republican could get elected.
But John Cornyn was in D.C. a long time. He
raised a lot of money, bought a lot of favors,
bought a lot of friends, and he's a petty, vindictive
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teenage girl who's bitter about losing a primary and And
out of revenge for that, the Republicans in the United
States Senate want to lose in Texas. They want it
to lose in Texas. If they could write a check
to the Democrat, they would. That's how badly they want
to lose in Texas. Mitch McConnell wants us to lose
that race. Tim Scott wants us to lose that race.
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John Curtis wants us to lose that race. These people
want us to lose. Very frustrating? That's how it is.
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Speaker 1 (19:29):
The Jesse Kelly Show. On air and online at jessekellyshow.com.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
And ask Dr. Jesse Friday before I get back to
these questions. I would be remiss if I did not
put out this PSA that don't... did. I would think,
or at least, here's how I think I would handle it,
(19:58):
or at least I hope how I would handle it.
If I ran for president and I lost, and I
The problem largely, I mean, there were a lot of
problems with Dome, but the problem was that I couldn't
ever speak eloquently on any issue. I was just obviously uninformed.
I didn't know anything. Dome didn't know anything about anything.
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The second she was pressed on anything, it's like she's
never read anything about anything. She didn't know anything. And
we know from the rumors that came out afterwards that
She would show up after botching an interview because she
didn't know anything, and she would yell at her staff
and blame them for it. She's just an idiot, right?
But she wants to run for president again, probably in 2028,
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but who knows. So if that was really what held
me back last time, I would like to think that
I would just be reading all the time. I would
be reading and learning all the time. And when I
was on the road, I'd be listening to a podcast
or something, gathering knowledge for myself. So next time when
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I'm in a race, I will sound at least a
little bit read up on the issues. Yeah, I think
she's just drinking a lot. Chris, have you heard this yet?
Go ahead and play it. Don't put this out. I
think she's hammered.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
We are two months away from the midterms.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Get out and vote.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Let's get everyone out to vote.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
They are cheating.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
They are trying to cheat.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
And we have got to turn out in big numbers
and be too big to rig. I'll see you out there.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
She's drunk. Her eyes look bad. She's kind of jittery
all over the place. That woman's drinking. A lot. I
don't think she's read a book. I think she's just
been down in the wine. Hey, Jesse. I've been listening
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to you for so long that I can't remember when
I started. But I believe it was because of a
guest hit on with John Justice in Minnesota years ago.
Did you have your first show? Or do you have
your first show, he says. It would be hilarious if
you would play your opening monologue from your very first show. Chris,
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we don't have that, right? How do we not have that?
There has to be somewhere in cyberspace by now. It's
just gone, gone. It would be so bad, though. It
would be so bad. Look, I've encouraged you before, if
it's something that you've thought about, to start a podcast
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of some kind. And people say there are too many
podcasts out there. No, there aren't. There are a lot
of crappy ones out there. Maybe, and it doesn't have
to be political, I should note. Do you have something
that you're passionate about? Maybe it's cooking or cars or
guns or history or something. I have encouraged you before.
Start one. Podcast equipment. You don't need all this fancy
(23:08):
stuff iHeart put in here for us. You don't need
all that stuff. A microphone. Chris, what would you guess? $ 200?
Could you get some podcast equipment? Yeah, Chris agreed with that. $ 200. $ 200.
I know that's not free, but $ 200, that's going to
get you a microphone, whatever you need. Start putting things
on YouTube or something like that or wherever they allow
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you to upload your podcast. You're going to be really
bad in the beginning. Speaking to yourself, even if you
have a co-host, but speaking to yourself by yourself in
a microphone is a weird thing to do. And it
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takes practice. So when your first show sucks and it's
going to suck, don't get discouraged. You cannot imagine how
bad I was in the beginning. Now, I understand people
enjoyed it and it grew really fast, right? So I
don't know, maybe I improved quickly or I'm just so
stupid everyone felt bad for me. So I don't know
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what the deal is, but you're going to suck for
a while. You'll get used to it. And it's really,
really fun. And you never know. You never know. It
might get big enough. Maybe you could quit your job
one day and do that for a living. Chris and
me screw off for a living. Degenerate producer Corey isn't
here today. Otherwise, I would allude to him into that too.
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We screw off for a living. It's wonderful. Try it. Jesse,
what if we just Irish goodbye to the Strait of Hormuz?
You're an expert on this type of departure. How would
this play out? Well, for those who are new listeners,
not longtime listeners, just to reemphasize what this guy said,
I am the Irish goodbye master. There are a couple
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things that work in my favor in this. I'm naturally rude.
So just leaving without saying goodbye to anybody doesn't bother
me at all. Aub is mortified by this, absolutely mortified.
Never in a million years she has to do that thing,
I'm going to miss you, and hug everybody. Nope. You'll
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look and I'll be gone. I've done it in restaurants.
Big groups of people will be out maybe watching a
game or something like that, and I'm done. I'll just
excuse myself, maybe go to the bathroom, and I'll just
go right and get in my car and drive home. Glorious.
Irish goodbye. It's also polite, I should note. That's why
an Irish goodbye is a thing. It's polite to not
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force the host to have to dote on you and
everything else. Just go away. Now, another thing that works
in my favor on top of the rudeness, because I
said there were a couple things, is I know you
think I'm lying. I'm really, really quiet. I move.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Chris, let me finish. I move with an unbelievable amount
of stealth, and I don't do that on purpose. And
I know you're thinking, oh, you're 6'8, that's not true.
How many times, Chris, have you almost run into me
in the studio because you didn't know I was there?
You need to answer it, Chris. He doesn't want to
answer it because he knows it's true. I scare the
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living daylights out of Aub multiple times a day. Because
I'll just walk around the corner. She never heard me coming.
I'll be like, hey, baby. Immediately. I'm really stealthy. The
rudeness and the stealth make me really, really good at
Irish goodbyes. I'm masterful at them. Now, as far as
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the straight of whore moves go, right now, I read
a report this morning, and I don't know that it's accurate,
but it looked to be fairly accurate, well-researched. I read
something this morning that, you know how our oil flows
going through the Strait of Hormuz were drastically reduced, way, way,
way down? That supposedly, I need to stress that, supposedly,
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that we have gotten those up to about two-thirds of
what they were before we started dropping bombs on Iran. Now, obviously,
we don't need two-thirds. We need all of it. But
that's a good thing, right? Okay, so we're getting stuff flowing.
But why is it flowing? Why?
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Why?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
It's flowing because we have carved out a corridor there
and our Navy is escorting the ships through the Strait.
That's why. Trump keeps talking about it publicly so we
can just come out and say it. He keeps saying it.
He came out yesterday. We had some audio yesterday. I
never played it where he said, I guess I can
tell you now. We're escorting the oil through the Strait.
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We're getting the oil through the Strait. The United States
Navy is essentially playing bodyguard to these gigantic shipping– shipping
companies so they can get through the Strait.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What happens if the Navy goes away? That's why we
can't Irish goodbye it. I told you, it's a trap.
We are in it. We are in the trap. I
hope we can get out. Maybe soon, hopefully. But right
now we are in a bit of a pickle. We
can't go home. We can't stay there. It's a bit
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of a pickle. Good news is, hopefully, in the long run,
we are going to develop corridors, other routes, so the
Strait of Hormuz is not so critically important, which will
take away really the only strategic hand Iran has to play. Hopefully,
that'll be a long-term benefit of this whole gigantic mess.
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show final segment of the Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful,
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I have somebody coming on the show on Monday. She's
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been digging into the, the, She's been doing unbelievable journalistic
work on the H-1B abuse in the country, and it's
going to be a jaw-dropper. So all that's coming on Monday. Hey, Jesse.
Do you believe that if Republicans lose the midterms, Charlie
Kirk died for nothing? I'm not trying to sound cynical,
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but it seems that if we can't unite around the
death of one of our martyrs, nothing will unite us.
The fighting and division that has arisen from this tragedy
shouldn't have happened, so on and so forth. If commies
can kill our heroes, brag about it, and suffer no
political consequences, then the right as a movement is truly lost.
(31:22):
I think that, no, by the way, if we lose
the midterms, Charlie didn't die for nothing. He was about
a lot more than just politics. Remember that. No, not
at all. Not at all. So let's not do that.
We dream of these days of unity. And here's why.
Because we experience them briefly from time to time. For instance,
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after Donald Trump won in November, leading up to that
election and right after that election, you didn't see hardly
any infighting on the right. Hardly any at all. Because
it's a big celebration. Hey, we won. They lost. Life
is better. It's a big celebration, right? But that's just
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honeymoon stuff. Fighting is the natural state of every political coalition.
There are going to be bad actors and losers and
dirt balls and just general disagreements in every political coalition.
There always have been and always will be. And we
dream of these times where there'll be There'll be total
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harmony where we're all getting along. That can't happen because
human beings are all flawed and we have different motivations, right?
We have different goals for things. There is no... When
you get married, I mentioned a honeymoon. When you get married,
it's one of the greatest days of your life, right? Man, woman,
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it's one of those days people dream about, one of
the great days of your life. And then what do
you do normally? You go on a honeymoon. We went
to Hawaii. That was our honeymoon. We went to Hawaii.
We went to Hawaii. I did get a pretty bad
sunburn on the first day. And so after that, when
I say pretty bad, we're talking like sun poisoning. It
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was really bad. I was upset because I did not
end up applying the sunscreen. Either way, we don't have
to go into any of that. But horribly sunburned. But
we spent, because I was so terribly sunburned, most of
the rest of that trip in the room ordering room
service and watching movies. Just relaxing. Room service. I think
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I gained like seven pounds in a week just getting
fat and watching movies. It was glorious. But that's not marriage.
That's the honeymoon. Happy it happened. Glad it happened. You
come back home, there are arguments. There are disagreements. Especially
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early in a marriage when you're feeling each other out
and things like that. That's the state of things. You're
gonna have fights. Stop dreaming about this united political coalition.
It's not going to happen. You know when it'll happen?
when it's just about presidential election time in 2028, and
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then if the Republican wins, we'll get another, we'll call
it a month, we'll get a month-long window pre-post-election where
we all get along. And right as soon as that's over,
we'll all grab a handful of monkey poop and start
chucking it at each other again. That's part of being
involved in politics. Jesse, did you see Trump's presidential ratings
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chart He had FDR and Woodrow Wilson, two of the
most radical left-wing and worst presidents in history, in the
great category, and Ulysses S. Grant as a failure, and
Calvin Coolidge as below average. Okay, so in case you
didn't see it, Trump on social media yesterday posted this
(34:57):
chart of presidents, and they were tiered, right? It was
the best ever, and then there was great, near great, average,
below average, and failures. And Trump, he posted it and
people were pointing out, justifiably so, there's a bunch of
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dirty commies that are listed as great. Is Trump calling
them great? I guarantee you Trump saw that and posted
it only because he was the only one listed as
the greatest. He was, I think he was the only one. No,
maybe George Washington was up there too, but he was
one of the only, it was just him, Chris? Okay,
(35:39):
so it was just Trump. So Trump, look, it can
be bad and it can be good, obviously, but Trump
has no filter, no control of his mouth, whatsoever. He
never has before he was a politician. And a lot
of people love that about him. And a lot of
people love it and then sometimes hate it. And that's
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probably where you are. You know, you love it lots
of the time. Sometimes you're like, eh, we could have
done without that. But when it comes to social media,
Trump is a wild man. Other politicians are so sterile
They don't ever say anything at all. Trump will just
fire off some nasty insult. He'll cuss on there. He'll
cuss out foreign dignitaries on social media all the time.
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Make fun of people as president of the United States
of America. He's just a total wild man. And I
guarantee you, I guarantee you, that Donald Trump did not
even look at the rest of that chart where everyone
else was. I guarantee he saw it on Facebook or something,
and he saw he was on the top, and so boom,
that's what he was going to post. I can't, like
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if you're a Trump hater, he always is going to
give you some fuel for the fire. If you're a
Trump lover, he's always going to give you some things
that you love. I do think that it's going to
feel weird when he's gone. It'll be weird if we
get a normal president again. I don't know what normal means, right?
But it'll be weird if we get a guy who
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doesn't post dumb crap on social media every now and then.
It'll be weird. Now, I don't want you to be weird.
I want you to put your phone down. Throw it
in the drawer. I promise the problems will be here
on Monday. And I want you to go enjoy your
weekend with your family.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
All these problems will be here. Forget about them. Walk away.
That's all.
This is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. So I
just played that audio of Riley Moore before we went
into break, talking about, hey, this H-1B stuff is total scam.
You want to know why you should vote in the midterms?
I know Republicans, they'll fail and they'll be weak and
(00:35):
they'll make you mad. But Republicans are on the news
talking like this.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
They're looking to impose this fee of more than $ 100, 000
for new H-1B visa applicants. The administration had previously implemented
the fee, but it was blocked by the court, Congressman.
Do you support something like this?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I absolutely support it.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And what I would like to see is the H-1B
visa program completely ended.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's how Republicans are talking. This is a United States Senator,
Chris Murphy. Listen to how insulting this is.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
The problem, according to the Trump administration, is a country
that has been invaded, a country that is at risk
physically because of the presence of people from other countries.
That is a fake problem. That is not a real problem.
Nobody likes to hear this.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Immigrants, first-generation immigrants... and undocumented immigrants both commit crimes at
rates lower than natural-born Americans, than people that are born
here in this country. So if you want to live
in a safe community, you are actually better off living
in a community with people that just got to the
United States of America.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
How many times have I told you the Democrats have
moved on from every single American coalition? Now, there are
a bunch of dumb coalitions on the left in America
who don't know this yet. They don't realize it. Some
are waking up. The Democrat Party now is the party
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of foreigners. And if you listen, they will tell you that.
Think about what an incredible statement that is. A United
States senator just said, by the way, an outright lie.
Immigrants commit fewer crimes. It's a total lie. I granted
left-wing jurisdictions will cover up these crimes, but they commit
fewer crimes. And I'll tell you what, they're safer neighborhoods
(02:28):
than these American neighborhoods. Yeah. How many Haitians do you
live around Chris Murphy? How many? I'd love to know
the answer to that. How many people from Somalia live
in your neighborhood, Chris Murphy? And if, if, if the
answer is none, why are you in that neighborhood? Why
(02:49):
don't you pack it up? Why don't you move on
down next to this woman?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
We understand that this country was built on the back
of black people, and we continue to hold that truth.
As we see, we live under a dictatorship that is
criminalized immigrants, specifically black immigrants.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hey, Jesse. Is Jesse Waters, this Fox News is Jesse Waters,
Is Jesse Waters a high-level idiot, or did Fox force
him to interview Abdul El-Said? Why give a national platform
to this communist who would take down Fox News, given
the opportunity? All right, hold on a second. By the way,
(03:37):
I'm not friends with Jesse Waters, but we've talked a
couple times. I know him. We'd walk up and we'd
greet each other and talk if we ran into each
other in the lobby or something like that. But I'm
not best friends with him. I don't know him. No,
I've never had dinner with him or something like that.
That said, the FCC has ruled that he has to
(03:59):
if Abdul El-Said wants to. Why? Because Jesse Waters had
Mike Rogers on the show. So he had the Republican
candidate for Senate on his show. They're public airwaves. The
FCC commands that if Abdul El-Sayed wants an interview on
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Fox News, he cannot be refused by the Jesse Watters
Show once the Jesse Watters Show interviews Mike Rogers. And honestly,
it's a pretty smart move by Abdul El-Sayed. You can say, well,
nobody in that audience is going to be voting for him. Maybe. Maybe. Look,
(04:41):
most of the people in that audience won't be voting
for him, but what if you can shave off a few?
These elections come down to just a few votes. Why
wouldn't you go on there? You know it's going to
be a hostile environment. You get yourself prepared. You walk
into that environment anyway. That's an FCC rule. So, look,
not telling you love him or hate him, but that's
(05:01):
not Jesse Waters' fault. Hey, Jesse, question for Jewish producer
Chris if he really exists. about not mixing meat with cheese.
How strict is that prohibition? Does it merely mean not
having meat and cheese in one mouthful? Or must he
avoid having both meat and cheese anywhere in his digestive tract?
(05:23):
His name is John. Chris, I think this is an
awesome question. And I'm curious myself. So, okay, I understand
you people can't have a cheeseburger. I understand that. I
got it. But, What are the time constraints here? Meaning,
can you take a bite of the hamburger without cheese
(05:46):
on it? And then once it's swallowed, once you come
all of that burger down, then you pick up a
piece of cheese and eat it? No? You say no. Okay, well,
what's the time limit then? What about an hour later?
(06:08):
Most commonly, you're looking at hours in between. I was
trying to find you a workaround. I didn't... I mean,
you probably don't want a workaround, but I was still
trying to help. Sorry for being nice. Hey, Jessica. How
can Gavin Newsom get away with signing a law that
doesn't allow citizen journalists to film and document fraud? Oh,
(06:30):
this is about the Stop Nick Shirley Act in California.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Look.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
How can it be allowed? How can it be allowed?
I explained at the very beginning of the show when
we were talking about moving and other things, I explained
there are no more guardrails. And there are no more
guardrails because if you're a Democrat, if you're a communist,
and you make some sort of ridiculous left-wing proposal of
(06:57):
some kind, whatever the kind may be, Even if other
Democrats may disagree with you privately or may think to
themselves that's too far, nobody can come out and say
that publicly because then the Democrat base will view you
as being not communist enough. That's how they'll view you.
(07:19):
You're not communist enough and you will get primaried. Democrats
right now are either full-blown communists or they have to
pretend to be. There's no in between. The mainstream Democrat
position now on every issue is an insane communist stance
on every single issue. Don't take ID to vote. don't
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stop anybody at the border, the tranny surgeries for kids,
you name it. Every Democrat stance on an issue is
a radical, insane stance, because if they don't take that
insane stance, their base will punish them and they will
end their political career. I'll remind you again, Seth Moulton,
he's this dirtball congressman, but he's running for Senate right now.
(08:03):
But Seth Moulton Seth Moulton came out after the November election,
and I forget exactly specifically what he said, so I'm
going to paraphrase it a little bit. But he's a Democrat.
He comes out, goes on the news, and he said
something to the effect of, hey, the men and women's
sports things. I mean, hey, I have a daughter. And so, yeah,
(08:26):
I agree. I think we could probably talk about that because, oh,
you have it, Chris? Oh, go ahead, go ahead. Chris
thinks he has it. Do you think transgender athletes should
be allowed to take part in girls' sports?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I think they should with a discussion about where we
have issues of safety and fairness. And I think that
that's something that Democrats should take on, not feed to Republicans.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
He got destroyed for that so bad he had to apologize.
That is the most benign answer in the world. He
got destroyed for that by his own base so badly,
he had to run away from that. Now, back to California.
You say it's insane that you could just pass a
(09:09):
law that doesn't allow citizen journalists to do their job.
You're right, it is insane. Who's going to stop them?
There are no more guardrails.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
None.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Every left-wing state... will be a sanctuary state. Everyone will
end up allowing abortion all the way up to birth.
Every left-wing state will have these tyrannical laws that are
designed to imprison and intimidate their political opposition. This is
how communist governments are run, and that's how California is run.
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That's how New York is run. It's how Connecticut is run.
It's a death spiral. It's a never-ending communist death spiral,
and there's no guardrails.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's the way it is. Hey, Jessi. When I first
discovered the show, I listened to it for three days
until I Googled you and realized you weren't a black guy.
I was wondering if that happens often and if other
people also thought you were a black guy. Chris, do
I sound like a black guy? I don't. I've never
(10:14):
heard that before. What does a black guy sound like?
I mean, I'm I don't sound like a black guy,
I don't think. Maybe, I don't know. I know I
went to community college that was fully accredited, so I
use a lot of really big words. Then I know
full well, you know what it probably is? It's probably
my male vitality stack from Chuck. You know what you're hearing? Pure,
(10:37):
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Speaker 1 (11:38):
The Jesse Kelly Show. On air and online at jessekellyshow.com.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.
And ask Dr. Jesse Friday as we're having a good time.
Don't forget you can email the show. We'll be back
on Monday for Medal of Honor Monday. You can email
us jesse at jessekellyshow.com. Hey, Jesse-san, I don't think we
rural people object to giant buildings appearing on otherwise useless land.
(12:09):
What we object to is our power bills tripling. That
means going up a lot. I know what tripling means.
I think these tech companies should be made to present
viable plans for grid expansion at their expense before being
granted building permits.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Well, of course.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And this is something that I know that is happening
on some level. I'm sure sometimes it's not happening. But
you don't get to drive my power bill up. My
power bill is already backbreaking, as I'm sure yours is.
I cannot believe what power costs now in this country.
So when you're telling people, possibly presenting people with something
(12:48):
that's going to drive that cost up even higher, yeah,
there's going to be pushback. There's going to be significant
pushback on that. That should be the bare minimum. What
I have said about these things over and over again,
and I'll keep saying it, is it's going to require
more than just that, though. It's going to require more
than just, hey, we promise your power bill won't go up.
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And it The things it will require are not that
expensive in the grand scheme of things for these companies.
It's a little bit for them. It's everything for that
small town. Small towns oftentimes, because they don't have the
same tax revenue, obviously, as New York City, they have
a little bit of a different budget. So small towns oftentimes,
(13:34):
they don't have the money and can't raise the money
to get things they want and need. Now, this is
not universal. It's not that every small town is run down.
I'm not saying that at all. But oftentimes, we needed
a new school built 10 years ago. Now, the ceiling
tiles are falling down. Why don't you show up and
(13:56):
build them one?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
What's $ 10 million for Google? Google probably loses $ 10 million
in the couch cushions at Google headquarters. What's $ 10 million
for Google? Build them a new school. Build them a
new park.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Provide something. Buy goodwill. Show up and buy goodwill. You
can buy goodwill from people. And it's not that people
are stupid or anything like that. People want tangible gifts.
You know, when.
When you would go meet a king back in the day,
let's say you're a big shot in the government or
(14:34):
maybe just a merchant or something like that, and you
would go meet a king. How many times have you
read about, or maybe you saw it in the movies,
you show up with what? You show up with a
gift of some kind. Now, does that king need that gift?
You know, if you show up to Kublai Khan's throne,
that's great. Genghis Khan's grandson, by the way. He was
(14:56):
a very powerful Mongol ruler. You show up to Kublai
Khan's throne and you bring him some strawberries. Is he
able to go get himself some strawberries? Probably. But you
know what? You showed up with something and presented it
to something, presented him with something. You probably just bought
yourself some nice favors by showing up and making an effort.
(15:20):
That's all you have to do if you want to
build a data center in someone's town. Show up with
a checkbook and say, what do you need? What do
you want? What are you lacking? Jesse, on Monday you
talked about Republicans not spending money on the midterms. I'm
watching Laura Ingraham tonight, and she asked the guest speaker
why Paxton isn't running a campaign. He gave a bunch
(15:42):
of malarkey about how people aren't coming out to vote.
She didn't push back. How can we put pressure on
the GOP to back these races? Well, in the case
of Ken Paxton, remember... I ended up getting confirmation of
what I told you I thought. It ended up being true.
The GOP Senate, they're trying to lose that race. You
(16:04):
know that? Don't be under the impression that everyone in
the Republican Party is a patriot. Don't be under the
impression that everyone in the Republican Party wants to win
and be in the majority. You know what the easiest
job in the world is? It's not a United States Senator.
(16:24):
It's a United States Senator in the minority. You have
a six-year gig. full staff, fully paid for. You get
to loudly complain about every evil thing those evil Democrats
are doing. This is an outrage. You can't do that.
You get to send out emails, fundraising. Did you see
(16:45):
how hard I questioned that left-wing judge, even though I
voted to confirm her later? Did you see what I did?
Help me by raising 50 bucks. Send me 50 bucks
today so I can run. They love being in the minority.
Some of them, not all of them, some of them
love being in the minority. And These are petty people.
These are vindictive people. Tim Scott. Tim Scott is the
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United States Senator who runs the NRSC. That's the National
Republican Senatorial Committee. The National Republican Senatorial Committee's only job
is to keep Republicans elected in the Senate and get
new Republicans elected in the Senate. The NRSC should be
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unloading millions of dollars in Texas, given how the poll
numbers have tightened, to ensure that a Republican could get elected.
But John Cornyn was in D.C. a long time. He
raised a lot of money, bought a lot of favors,
bought a lot of friends, and he's a petty, vindictive
(17:53):
teenage girl who's bitter about losing a primary and And
out of revenge for that, the Republicans in the United
States Senate want to lose in Texas. They want it
to lose in Texas. If they could write a check
to the Democrat, they would. That's how badly they want
to lose in Texas. Mitch McConnell wants us to lose
that race. Tim Scott wants us to lose that race.
(18:15):
John Curtis wants us to lose that race. These people
want us to lose. Very frustrating? That's how it is.
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(19:00):
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Speaker 1 (19:29):
The Jesse Kelly Show. On air and online at jessekellyshow.com.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
And ask Dr. Jesse Friday before I get back to
these questions. I would be remiss if I did not
put out this PSA that don't... did. I would think,
or at least, here's how I think I would handle it,
(19:58):
or at least I hope how I would handle it.
If I ran for president and I lost, and I
The problem largely, I mean, there were a lot of
problems with Dome, but the problem was that I couldn't
ever speak eloquently on any issue. I was just obviously uninformed.
I didn't know anything. Dome didn't know anything about anything.
(20:22):
The second she was pressed on anything, it's like she's
never read anything about anything. She didn't know anything. And
we know from the rumors that came out afterwards that
She would show up after botching an interview because she
didn't know anything, and she would yell at her staff
and blame them for it. She's just an idiot, right?
But she wants to run for president again, probably in 2028,
(20:44):
but who knows. So if that was really what held
me back last time, I would like to think that
I would just be reading all the time. I would
be reading and learning all the time. And when I
was on the road, I'd be listening to a podcast
or something, gathering knowledge for myself. So next time when
(21:06):
I'm in a race, I will sound at least a
little bit read up on the issues. Yeah, I think
she's just drinking a lot. Chris, have you heard this yet?
Go ahead and play it. Don't put this out. I
think she's hammered.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
We are two months away from the midterms.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Get out and vote.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Let's get everyone out to vote.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
They are cheating.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
They are trying to cheat.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
And we have got to turn out in big numbers
and be too big to rig. I'll see you out there.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
She's drunk. Her eyes look bad. She's kind of jittery
all over the place. That woman's drinking. A lot. I
don't think she's read a book. I think she's just
been down in the wine. Hey, Jesse. I've been listening
(22:02):
to you for so long that I can't remember when
I started. But I believe it was because of a
guest hit on with John Justice in Minnesota years ago.
Did you have your first show? Or do you have
your first show, he says. It would be hilarious if
you would play your opening monologue from your very first show. Chris,
(22:23):
we don't have that, right? How do we not have that?
There has to be somewhere in cyberspace by now. It's
just gone, gone. It would be so bad, though. It
would be so bad. Look, I've encouraged you before, if
it's something that you've thought about, to start a podcast
(22:45):
of some kind. And people say there are too many
podcasts out there. No, there aren't. There are a lot
of crappy ones out there. Maybe, and it doesn't have
to be political, I should note. Do you have something
that you're passionate about? Maybe it's cooking or cars or
guns or history or something. I have encouraged you before.
Start one. Podcast equipment. You don't need all this fancy
(23:08):
stuff iHeart put in here for us. You don't need
all that stuff. A microphone. Chris, what would you guess? $ 200?
Could you get some podcast equipment? Yeah, Chris agreed with that. $ 200. $ 200.
I know that's not free, but $ 200, that's going to
get you a microphone, whatever you need. Start putting things
on YouTube or something like that or wherever they allow
(23:30):
you to upload your podcast. You're going to be really
bad in the beginning. Speaking to yourself, even if you
have a co-host, but speaking to yourself by yourself in
a microphone is a weird thing to do. And it
(23:52):
takes practice. So when your first show sucks and it's
going to suck, don't get discouraged. You cannot imagine how
bad I was in the beginning. Now, I understand people
enjoyed it and it grew really fast, right? So I
don't know, maybe I improved quickly or I'm just so
stupid everyone felt bad for me. So I don't know
(24:13):
what the deal is, but you're going to suck for
a while. You'll get used to it. And it's really,
really fun. And you never know. You never know. It
might get big enough. Maybe you could quit your job
one day and do that for a living. Chris and
me screw off for a living. Degenerate producer Corey isn't
here today. Otherwise, I would allude to him into that too.
(24:34):
We screw off for a living. It's wonderful. Try it. Jesse,
what if we just Irish goodbye to the Strait of Hormuz?
You're an expert on this type of departure. How would
this play out? Well, for those who are new listeners,
not longtime listeners, just to reemphasize what this guy said,
I am the Irish goodbye master. There are a couple
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things that work in my favor in this. I'm naturally rude.
So just leaving without saying goodbye to anybody doesn't bother
me at all. Aub is mortified by this, absolutely mortified.
Never in a million years she has to do that thing,
I'm going to miss you, and hug everybody. Nope. You'll
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look and I'll be gone. I've done it in restaurants.
Big groups of people will be out maybe watching a
game or something like that, and I'm done. I'll just
excuse myself, maybe go to the bathroom, and I'll just
go right and get in my car and drive home. Glorious.
Irish goodbye. It's also polite, I should note. That's why
an Irish goodbye is a thing. It's polite to not
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force the host to have to dote on you and
everything else. Just go away. Now, another thing that works
in my favor on top of the rudeness, because I
said there were a couple things, is I know you
think I'm lying. I'm really, really quiet. I move.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Chris, let me finish. I move with an unbelievable amount
of stealth, and I don't do that on purpose. And
I know you're thinking, oh, you're 6'8, that's not true.
How many times, Chris, have you almost run into me
in the studio because you didn't know I was there?
You need to answer it, Chris. He doesn't want to
answer it because he knows it's true. I scare the
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living daylights out of Aub multiple times a day. Because
I'll just walk around the corner. She never heard me coming.
I'll be like, hey, baby. Immediately. I'm really stealthy. The
rudeness and the stealth make me really, really good at
Irish goodbyes. I'm masterful at them. Now, as far as
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the straight of whore moves go, right now, I read
a report this morning, and I don't know that it's accurate,
but it looked to be fairly accurate, well-researched. I read
something this morning that, you know how our oil flows
going through the Strait of Hormuz were drastically reduced, way, way,
way down? That supposedly, I need to stress that, supposedly,
(27:09):
that we have gotten those up to about two-thirds of
what they were before we started dropping bombs on Iran. Now, obviously,
we don't need two-thirds. We need all of it. But
that's a good thing, right? Okay, so we're getting stuff flowing.
But why is it flowing? Why?
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Why?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
It's flowing because we have carved out a corridor there
and our Navy is escorting the ships through the Strait.
That's why. Trump keeps talking about it publicly so we
can just come out and say it. He keeps saying it.
He came out yesterday. We had some audio yesterday. I
never played it where he said, I guess I can
tell you now. We're escorting the oil through the Strait.
(27:47):
We're getting the oil through the Strait. The United States
Navy is essentially playing bodyguard to these gigantic shipping– shipping
companies so they can get through the Strait.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What happens if the Navy goes away? That's why we
can't Irish goodbye it. I told you, it's a trap.
We are in it. We are in the trap. I
hope we can get out. Maybe soon, hopefully. But right
now we are in a bit of a pickle. We
can't go home. We can't stay there. It's a bit
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of a pickle. Good news is, hopefully, in the long run,
we are going to develop corridors, other routes, so the
Strait of Hormuz is not so critically important, which will
take away really the only strategic hand Iran has to play. Hopefully,
that'll be a long-term benefit of this whole gigantic mess.
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show final segment of the Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful,
fantastic Friday and ask Dr. Jesse Friday. Remember you can
email us love, hate, death threats over the weekend, Jesse
at Jesse Kelly show.com. And we will be back on
Monday to do it all again. Medal of honor Monday.
I have somebody coming on the show on Monday. She's
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been digging into the, the, She's been doing unbelievable journalistic
work on the H-1B abuse in the country, and it's
going to be a jaw-dropper. So all that's coming on Monday. Hey, Jesse.
Do you believe that if Republicans lose the midterms, Charlie
Kirk died for nothing? I'm not trying to sound cynical,
(31:02):
but it seems that if we can't unite around the
death of one of our martyrs, nothing will unite us.
The fighting and division that has arisen from this tragedy
shouldn't have happened, so on and so forth. If commies
can kill our heroes, brag about it, and suffer no
political consequences, then the right as a movement is truly lost.
(31:22):
I think that, no, by the way, if we lose
the midterms, Charlie didn't die for nothing. He was about
a lot more than just politics. Remember that. No, not
at all. Not at all. So let's not do that.
We dream of these days of unity. And here's why.
Because we experience them briefly from time to time. For instance,
(31:47):
after Donald Trump won in November, leading up to that
election and right after that election, you didn't see hardly
any infighting on the right. Hardly any at all. Because
it's a big celebration. Hey, we won. They lost. Life
is better. It's a big celebration, right? But that's just
(32:08):
honeymoon stuff. Fighting is the natural state of every political coalition.
There are going to be bad actors and losers and
dirt balls and just general disagreements in every political coalition.
There always have been and always will be. And we
dream of these times where there'll be There'll be total
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harmony where we're all getting along. That can't happen because
human beings are all flawed and we have different motivations, right?
We have different goals for things. There is no... When
you get married, I mentioned a honeymoon. When you get married,
it's one of the greatest days of your life, right? Man, woman,
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it's one of those days people dream about, one of
the great days of your life. And then what do
you do normally? You go on a honeymoon. We went
to Hawaii. That was our honeymoon. We went to Hawaii.
We went to Hawaii. I did get a pretty bad
sunburn on the first day. And so after that, when
I say pretty bad, we're talking like sun poisoning. It
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was really bad. I was upset because I did not
end up applying the sunscreen. Either way, we don't have
to go into any of that. But horribly sunburned. But
we spent, because I was so terribly sunburned, most of
the rest of that trip in the room ordering room
service and watching movies. Just relaxing. Room service. I think
(33:32):
I gained like seven pounds in a week just getting
fat and watching movies. It was glorious. But that's not marriage.
That's the honeymoon. Happy it happened. Glad it happened. You
come back home, there are arguments. There are disagreements. Especially
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early in a marriage when you're feeling each other out
and things like that. That's the state of things. You're
gonna have fights. Stop dreaming about this united political coalition.
It's not going to happen. You know when it'll happen?
when it's just about presidential election time in 2028, and
(34:16):
then if the Republican wins, we'll get another, we'll call
it a month, we'll get a month-long window pre-post-election where
we all get along. And right as soon as that's over,
we'll all grab a handful of monkey poop and start
chucking it at each other again. That's part of being
involved in politics. Jesse, did you see Trump's presidential ratings
(34:36):
chart He had FDR and Woodrow Wilson, two of the
most radical left-wing and worst presidents in history, in the
great category, and Ulysses S. Grant as a failure, and
Calvin Coolidge as below average. Okay, so in case you
didn't see it, Trump on social media yesterday posted this
(34:57):
chart of presidents, and they were tiered, right? It was
the best ever, and then there was great, near great, average,
below average, and failures. And Trump, he posted it and
people were pointing out, justifiably so, there's a bunch of
(35:17):
dirty commies that are listed as great. Is Trump calling
them great? I guarantee you Trump saw that and posted
it only because he was the only one listed as
the greatest. He was, I think he was the only one. No,
maybe George Washington was up there too, but he was
one of the only, it was just him, Chris? Okay,
(35:39):
so it was just Trump. So Trump, look, it can
be bad and it can be good, obviously, but Trump
has no filter, no control of his mouth, whatsoever. He
never has before he was a politician. And a lot
of people love that about him. And a lot of
people love it and then sometimes hate it. And that's
(35:59):
probably where you are. You know, you love it lots
of the time. Sometimes you're like, eh, we could have
done without that. But when it comes to social media,
Trump is a wild man. Other politicians are so sterile
They don't ever say anything at all. Trump will just
fire off some nasty insult. He'll cuss on there. He'll
cuss out foreign dignitaries on social media all the time.
(36:24):
Make fun of people as president of the United States
of America. He's just a total wild man. And I
guarantee you, I guarantee you, that Donald Trump did not
even look at the rest of that chart where everyone
else was. I guarantee he saw it on Facebook or something,
and he saw he was on the top, and so boom,
that's what he was going to post. I can't, like
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if you're a Trump hater, he always is going to
give you some fuel for the fire. If you're a
Trump lover, he's always going to give you some things
that you love. I do think that it's going to
feel weird when he's gone. It'll be weird if we
get a normal president again. I don't know what normal means, right?
But it'll be weird if we get a guy who
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doesn't post dumb crap on social media every now and then.
It'll be weird. Now, I don't want you to be weird.
I want you to put your phone down. Throw it
in the drawer. I promise the problems will be here
on Monday. And I want you to go enjoy your
weekend with your family.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
All these problems will be here. Forget about them. Walk away.
That's all.
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Jesse Kelly
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