TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke literally kicked a hornet’s nest yesterday. Also, Andrew’s reading another book he doesn’t like. And they use the internet to learn what their names would be if they were blues musicians. 

Luke is weirdly intrigued by a new Tiktok food challenge that he might try live on TBTL. Andrew is breaking open container laws in an attempt to win the title of Mr. North Aurora 2025. And an artist is fooled into thinking she’s selling her work to Lady Gaga when it was really an imposter, but she still got paid, so….? 

Andrew is excited to receive an email from one of his favorite podcast hosts. Luke is anxious about an upcoming party that he doesn’t have time to prep for. And they discuss the age-old “quality vs quantity” debate when it comes to pizza. 

Luke is moving slow today after a Las Vegas weekend involving major podcast celebrities, a ringside UFC experience, and a fun day at the pool. Andrew is mad as heck about something regarding his YouTube account, but he refuses to talk about it. 

Luke shares his thoughts about children' s eating habits while Andrew tries to distance himself from his co-hosts hot takes. They also discuss the story of the Seattle bar being sued for playing music without paying ASCAP licensing fees. And Andrew’s eyeing a pile of free mulch across the street from him.

Luke finds himself burgled (or maybe robbed or maybe theived?) in Las Vegas, and he’s not happy about it. And Andrew discovers a 20-year old letter from a friend that is blowing his gosh darn mind right now.

Luke joins the show from Sin City, where he saw someone on the street that he never thought he’d see in real life.  He’s also gearing up for his big interview with Dana White, which he’s unusually prepared for. 

The day has finally come for a huge TBTL reveal! Jon joins Luke and Andrew to disclose the location of the brand new TBTL billboard and to announce the winner in the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt!

Luke and Andrew have an update on the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt! And since Luke is in Los Angeles, they discuss movies, the film industry, and Andrew’s favorite place to exercise in Hollywood. 

The Tens of Listeners are SO CLOSE to guessing where the new TBTL billboard is going up. Jon joins the show to offer the fifth and final clue in the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt! 

Luke has an update on his chat with William Shatner and Neal DeGrasse Tyson.  And Andrew has one less gingham shirt to his name, after Genevieve gave it to his TBTL co-host.

Luke and Andrew talk about rumbles that they’ve been in, rumbles that they’ve heard about, and rumbles that they’ve avoided. Plus, Luke is feeling pretty nervous before his interview with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and William “Sabatage” Shatner. 

Luke and Andrew become obsessed with a bunker that’s for sale in Washington State. They also bond over their recent yard work exploits. And Andrew realizes he’s become obsessed with classic Nancy cartoons. 

Andrew had the perfect weekend. Luke’s mom shares an incredible perspective on the aging process. And Luke and Andrew finally discuss the infuriating story of a woman who accidentally tipped $5000 but couldn’t get her bank to stop the payment from going through. 

Things are really heating up in the Great TBTL Billboard Hunt! Jon joins the show to offer Clue #4 and review some recent guesses. Luke and Andrew also almost develop a theory about fountains on TV shows. And Luke is angry that he has a hotel room with a nice view.

Luke and Andrew flutter from topic to topic and discuss everything from the heart medication Andrew isn’t taking to a couple of surprising upcoming performances at local casinos. Plus, Luke feels like he needs some closure after an awkward moment yesterday. 

Andrew found himself in an honest-to-gosh negotiation with a robot yesterday and it kind of blew his mind. He also has an update on his recent finger injury, while Luke has been talking to a preacher at the World’s Largest Truck Stop. 

Luke had an encounter at an airport bar that has Andrew ON EDGE. They also discuss the “world’s largest litter box” that Luke has accidentally built in his back yard. And they get a big update on the famous billboard along I-5 that has displayed wackadoo conservative messages for decades. 

Andrew considers doing some home surgery during the show, but then thinks better of it as he deals with a painful injury. He and Luke also trade notes on the desperate and desolate conditions of modern day drugstores. And a listener has some solid phlebotomy advice.