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Like, Uncle Bill, do youjust stop by the aftershow podcast? Is
that what you're doing here? Well, that wasn't my intention. Oh,
welcome here in here, welcome,How are you? I'm okay. Everyone
loves when you stop by. Itis because you guys try to get me
all worked up every time. Wedon't actually try that hard. Yeah,
I don't like this morning before theshow that Justin Bieber stuff. I didn't

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provoke him on that. Winnie,Well you record that I got some of
it. Yeah, I got abunch of billy stuff in the archives.
I understand mental illness as much asI mean, you have many of them,
I know, but it just seemsto me, and I know this
is just a billy conspiracy or abilly theory, but I just think that

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a lot of celebrities at one pointdecided that mental illness sells. Right now,
You don't totally disagree with that,right justin because it seems lately the
last year or two, when they'recoming out of the project, whether it's
a song or a movie or whatever, it's like they have to come up
with a problem that's absolutely plaguing them. I do agree with that. I

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don't agree with that with Justin Bieber. I don't think he's trying to promote
anything. I don't know what's goingon there, but you know he posted
pictures crying with no context. Itold you what's going on. Man.
I dated someone just like him.I've known some people. I literally lived
with someone like that. It is, yeah, well he looks like how

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my exo post on his Instagram whenhe was like that? Well, when
you think about historically, some ofthe most creative minds and artists have had
a certain level of oh yeah,twistedness. Do you know what I mean?
I think someone like him too.It goes to the roots of child
I just think he's so talented.He is. It's like he's so talented.

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Oh my god. Yeah, whyis it negative five in here?
I don't know. I don't Idon't handle the I like it cold,
and this is the next level.My nipples are hard? Oh really?
Thank you? Is that isolate thatfor future use? Welcome in, everybody.
Billy and Lisa in the Morning presenta behind the scenes look into Boston's
favorite morning show. That's a littletoo much information, Guys. The after

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show podcast who appears Justin and WinnyThey're gonna put those headphones on. Are
you're gonna have ro dog? Thatpart of the deal with her, I
wasn't planning on. Hang. Well, it's only gonna be a couple of
minutes. I got to go anywhereI have to. Yeah, I gotta
go. I got a home equityloan. I gotta go get the check.
I think. Can God, Winniereally with you? Radio professional?

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My fault? Oh God? Howlong have you worked here in the building?
Are with you just in this business? Nine years? I don't know
what the hell you were doing beforeyou got here. Well, she started
in promotions. That's what she's She'sa promotion girl, right, she was
a street teamer. Yeah, oh, now she's gonna tell me she was
more than that here. But Iwas what did you do? That was

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above and beyond that was? Iwas social media. I was a marketing
assistant. I did Yeah, fuckyou. It's like she worked at the
Patriots. She tries to tell usshe was at Bob Craft. She was
at Bob Crafts and Bomb Craft's officeall the time. Are you you want
it Bob Craft's office all the time. As if if you were in Bob
Kraft's office it was for him totell you you fired. No, he

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didn't. Even every time he's like, oh sorry, sweetheart, I didn't
see. You Know what's really funnyis, well, well, sometimes we'll
go to Winnie as like a Patriotsexpert because she worked at and she takes
it serious. She takes an toknow that's a joke. I'm being facetious.
That's really fun, justin. CanI ask you a personal question?

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Sure? Have you ever wished youhad women's breasts? Oh? No,
I had one? Yeah, butI need to legitimate. No, No,
I have wonder though, hold on, I have wondered before you explain
why. I have wondered what itwould be like to have a vagina?

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Right? You have? Well thinkabout that. I own I'm a male,
so I have what I have,right, Yeah, But sometimes I
think about, you know, whatwould be like to have the other the
other part, you know, bea woman? You know I have had
that thought. Not to be weird, it's just a real thing. Like
what is it you have one athome? No, I mean in my
own body. Oh what if thatever crossed my mind? But I think

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if I had women's breasts, Idon't think I'd ever leave the house.
Mmmm. You know I'd just befondling myself twenty four hours. Well,
your best friend in the whole worldis the top plastic search and in Boston
Sean Daugherty doctor certified, so hecould gave you some breains. Really he
could. You know. One ofmy early memories when I was a kid,
when you won't remember this. Youknow, when you're a kid,
you have these memories of when youstarted to really look at women and started

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to be kind of turned on bywomen, right, And one of the
first scenes that got it was amovie called Total Recall. Oh, yeah,
I remember you remember the scene whenthe girl Curtis, No, I
forgot Kelly McGillis, was it,No, I'll look it up. Yeah,
okay, but remember the scene wherethe alien girl pulls out her boobs

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and she has three boobs. Absolutely, she has three boobs. Yeah,
And that was the first time Iwas like, I felt a little something
something. I'm like, wow,that's a little weird. But you know,
I don't know what the boys didyou like a third boob? No,
I'm cool with the two I have. Okay, the boys are going
back to the childhood Whinnie, that'swhat it is. Yeah, I see
that yeah, boys, childhood wasscary. Yeah, it had so many

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Oh god, it was coming ofage. Like I'd walk by. There
was a lot of coming of agegoing on. There was there's a lot,
you know, I would walk Canwe talk? Wait, you were
not in the room. Billy revealedto me and Lisa today, is it
better or worse than he wants women'sboobs? Then he wants boobs turned on?
When you look at it, it'sfine. He has a very small

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body count when it comes sexual partners. Yeah. I did hear about this,
and it's nothing to be ashamed aboutit. I think I think it's
great. I mean his three wives, that's three, and then he had
a couple of long term girlfriends inbetween. Yeah, so we're looking at
maybe seven or eight. You knowwhat that means. I'm not nearly as
cool as you think. No,you just can't. I think girls scare
you. No, and no,I think that Billy's loyal to the girl

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that he's with. H And Iasked Billy before a long time ago,
I said, when you divorced fromyour from Lisa, right when you got
that do after what twenty seven years? Nogather more than thirty? Okay?
So after thirty years, I saidto him, dude, you must have
went buck wild like you must havebeen you were single, you must have
been hit girlfriend. Yeah, Andhe said no, he said no,

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I'm not like that. I'm notI'm not only jumps from relationships relationship right,
like, yeah, I second wife, second wife to girlfriend. It's
okay, And yet I love beingalone. That's weird, right, That's
that's a billy ism. Yeah,that's what I call that. I think
I should talk to Justin Bieber.I think you should have talked about therapy.
I've been lobbying for that. Youshould. Yeah, But there's nothing

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wrong with having a low body content. I think that's great. I'm happy
for you. Yeah, but thenyou kind of lived to regret it.
You lived regret Well, I havesome bodies you can have that. I
don't. Lord knows you do regretful, regretful bodies, as do I.
When I was growing up, unfortunatelyI was, I had misinformation about you
know, what made you a man, and one of those things was how

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many women you slept with. Soit was almost like a competition where you
wanted to try to get as manyas possible because that's what made you a
man, complete bullshit, you know, just like doing time in jail was
what made you a man. Youknow, So you're going to ask how
many now? But do you everforget? Of course there's somebody. Oh

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I forgot there was. Yeah,there's someone around somewhere out there. So
they've slept with me and they probablydid, and I don't remember. How
about this? How about this?This is a crazy one. There's a
girl like up with okay, andshe had a book that she kept all
the people she slept with. Thatright, And I never saw the book,

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but a friend of mine did,okay, and I was on the
list. No recollection of ever doinganything physical with the list of people she
hit that. Yes, my girlfriendasked me if I have a list,
and I go no, I neverwrote down a list. I have a
general idea what my number is,but I don't have a list. I
just I was very horny, okyeah, like justin, did you ever

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like you know, have like nextdoor neighbors that yes, well I slept
with my neighbor. Yeah. Iused to fool around with my neighbors,
but you didn't have sex with them. She was a kid, she was
you know what you drop the skittlesand step away from the sandbox. She

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was my age. You were kids, like kind of fooled around with a
couple of neighbors. Yeah, asdid I. That's that's normal when you're
younger like that. The neighbor acrossthe street from me was not she was
not that good looking. She wasyeah, And then so she would come
over for like hookups at night.And then I I am my cousin who
also lived in the house upstairs.We were always fighting, and one day

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we had a fight, and sohe knew I was in the room with
her late night hooking up. Sohe went and told my father ready for
this when he that I was inthe room proposing to this girl, and
my father like lost it because he'slike what wow. So he basically kicked
the door down in the middle ofme getting it on with this girl,
thinking we weren't proposing. I wasto hook it up. It was late

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night. You know. Do youremember a hot mom in the neighborhood.
They did not in the neighbor Yeah, well that's Stacy's mom. What is
this conversation? This is know whatthis is? This is the pre show
conversation exactly conversation. One of mybest childhood friend's mom was so hot.

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Okay, yeah, I gotta doThat's awesome. That's awesome. Sorry to
keep you. I do pick mygirlfriend's president for her birthday, which I
will revealed to the world later.I can't do it now because really has
a he's got to go to.He's got a big interview this morning.
Oh yes, I forgot I wina Kim Kerrigan podcast. And you know
what's weird. We do it inmy son's studio at Big Night Live.

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We had Kim Karragan on to launchthe podcast, Billy's Gonna be on.
He's interviewing Busty Heart. You believethat? I am? Who the hell
is this? Isn't it Busty Heartinterviewing? What It's not Busty Heart?
You mean the country scening group,Chapel Heart, Chapel Hard Rising country Star.

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I thought it was Busty Hard.Why would I First of all,
you know Busty hearts a lot.Well, you know, Busty Heart,
you don't have headphones on, dude, what are you doing? Throw them
on? Come on? My magicalbanner moment really doesn't relate directly to the
team itself, but I do rememberbut ste Hart who happened to have the
largest breasts on the planet, Andthe middle of the live broadcast, Busty

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Heart decides to climb up through theskylight and show her breasts. Oh and
the other thing is, of courseI get to host the Celtic Dancer auditions
every year. And if that's nota banner moment, I don't know what
is. What where did you getthose? I thought Celtics. You're going
to the TD garden, Busty Hart, I got it confused. I'm sorry.

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So you're gonna go interview Chapel Heartwith Kim Carrigan, the best off
for it. What is with him? He wears his jackets. Will's fucking
freezing? Answer? It's freezing.It's like he doesn't have an ice bath
here, so he puts the temperature. I want to be cold all day
long. Hey, tomorrow, Iwant to play the talk back from Lies
in Fairy Tales, Chris. Hereaches out about ice bats. He wants

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to get started, needs some advice, So tomorrow will help you live in
fairy Live in fairy Tale. Butyeah, thank you for coming on,
Billy, good luck, Winnie andtomorrow is what it's. It's May one
ye when it's funny day, myday, my day, my day day,

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funny enough. It's kind of coldout today, freezing out. Yeah. Perfect