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Okay, when are you sad thatthis is my last after show of the
week. I'm already tired. Maybe, and God forbid of all time?
What you well? I don't.Bill wants them to drop an instrument in
me. Yeah, you're not gonnadie. You have an infection. You
can cut your leg off. JoeySwall is this juiced out bodybuilder that I
love because I say juiced up.He's obviously on steroids. But I don't
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care about that. People do whatthey want. I don't. I don't
care. You want to do steroids? You did Heroin? Who are you
to do exactly? You shooting steroids? You know what I mean? I
shot Heroin? You know what.We're one and the same. Billy and
Lisa in the morning behind the scenes, look into Boston's favorite morning show.
That's a little too much information,guys. The after show podcasts just yeah.
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So Joey Swall, he he hasthis, you've seen him on on
TikTok. Yeah. He basically callsout people that don't act right in the
gym. People that go to publicgyms and set up a camera to film
themselves and they get mad when someonewalks by their camera shot and so he
blasts them, which is great.But anyway, he had to go for
some kind of like procedure on hischest and they dropped or left an instrument
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inside of him. What happened tohim? He went into a coma.
I think, yeah, he isalive, Yes, yeah, he is
alive. Well, there's a lotof controversy with him because I guess he
used to do G four P.I don't know what that is. No
one knows what that is. I'llexplain it to you and the Okay,
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So in the in the bodybuilding world, like professional bodybuilding, it's very expensive.
You're talking about the food, you'retalking about the no hold on,
hold on the drugs, all thatstuff. So you have to supplement your
income with G four P, whichstands for gay for pay for pay.
Now it doesn't necessarily mean physical contact. A lot of them. What they
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do is like webcam stuff. There'sa whole fetish, right see this is
yeah, we'll we'll get to seeyou in a minute. There's a lot
there's a whole fetish of gay menwho are not bodybuilders, who get turned
on by bodybuilders. So they sendthey get you know, they send pictures
and videos. So he used todo that, and there's physical evidence of
it. I mean whatever, hewas an up andcoming bodybuilder. You gotta
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hustle and you gotta do what yougotta do. Honestly, I became gay
for free, so I would begay for pay. This is a great
point. This is a great point. Yeah, are you officially gay or
you bisexual? I don't even so. My MoMA goes, we're not labeling
it. No, Honestly, Iwhen I tell you, I am the
straightest girl dating a girl like Iliterally I only have like sexual romantic feelings
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for my girlfriend. Other than that, it's all still guys. You're a
trisexual. You'll try anything at leastonce. That's what they say. Yeah.
So it was just more like we'vetalked about this. My girlfriend's great
and she was able to, youknow, woo me, and I was
like, you know what, Ilike her, but in general, I
still very much have sexual feelings towardsmen. Does she know that? Yeah?
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She She'll tell you I'm the straightestgirl she's ever met. You're so
straight, she's, oh, mygatar, are so good. I go,
what was it when you met me? Because she had said to me,
oh, that person's gay. I'mlike, no, they're not.
She's like, no, trust me, they are. No. The gator
thing is right. And she toldme she that I've never been wrong.
I go, what about with me? She's oh, you're straight as fuck
yeah. And I was like ohreally and she's like yeah. And I
was like, oh, okay,Well there's a thing right. And you
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know, I can confirm confirm thiswith her when I when I meet her,
if I ever, you will meether. Sure there is is it?
I don't know if it's a fetishor a motivation for gay people to
get with non gay. She willtell you for hers not. She just
says, I like who I like, Like, that's kind of really her
thought. But she's only ever reallydoing women. Isn't that asexual? NOXU?
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Like anybody asexuals? You don't like, what's the one where you just
you don't go by GENDERR gender?That is the voice of producer Riley,
yesu, Riley, I will introduceyou in one second. I'm gonna get
a big introduction, don't worry.Pan sexual yeah, pan sexual yeah.
But but she will say, butshe's like, obviously she's a lesbian,
she's only girls. But she shegoes, I like what I like?
That's it? Right? Like shesays her lbt Q I a LGBT.
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She stops at l oh, yeahshe's a lesbian. Yeah, she's like,
I don't even like. Yeah,all right, anyway, welcome into
the app to show everybody. Wejust blabbed for four minutes, but that's
what we do. It's Justin Winnie, and producer Riley's in the house.
Hell well, step right up tothat microphone. How are you? You
can pull the seat down and putit down down? Why are you?
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It's fine, it's fine, andyou're bending down like a weird I know
you're too tall for this. Yeah. So producer Riley's in here because you
know she's going to be covering forJustin while I'm out. Yeah, I'll
be out tomorrow through Friday. Andthen the girl can't even move the chair.
That's okay, you can help herout. So what are the chances
of this? Okay? Now,now me, Producer Riley, you have
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to know about this. Okay.I don't know what the hell you're doing,
Whinnie, But you're humping a chair? Are you that desperate for penis?
I don't understand what are you doing? You have to sit on the
chair for it to go down.You don't what to call that? The
blind leading the blind, that's whatwe call it. Yeah, pull it
up and then you and then youuse your button. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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yeah. Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. Yeah. I was shoving my
weight on, so it was shimmy. Yeah. So the running joke that
when he has, which is notreally a joke, is that I don't
do fucking shit at nighttime. Whenhe had one of the greatest lines,
she said, justin you're the best, hardest, the hardest working person between
four and eleven am. After that, you don't do anything. And it's
so true. I just want tobe home. I don't want to go
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out. If I have to goout in a school night, I get
very upset. Okay, So whenhe calls me yesterday and says the garden
reached out and they want to putus in a suite for game one tomorrow
night, first thought was I ain'tgoing to that shit. That's my first
thought. I mean I'd love togo, of course. And then and
then I was like, wait aminute, I'm not working Wednesday. I'm
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gonna surgery. You were gonna youwere gonna miss game one because it work
likely really okay? If I hadno surgery, yeah I would. The
sleep thing is really important to me. And also and producer Riley, who's
been sitting in and training with mefor the past couple of weeks, can
attest to this. I hope,be honest, I have a busy job
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and I need to be on pointmentally. I can't come in here foggy.
I'm already foggy from sleeping, youknow, five six hours once I
get to two three hours of sleep, and let's be honest, the game
that's over by the time we gethome. It's eleven eleven thirty. Hard
to fall asleep. Yeah, it'sgonna beet rough for me tonight, but
I'm gonna do it. I haveto go to this game, Okay,
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Producer, I how many more messups do you think they'll be? Because
she stayed out late tomorrow? Wethink two three. I have faith in
her. Oh okay. This isthe thing, is when I'm tired,
or when I did something night beforeI shouldn't have done, I'm actually better
because I want you guys to know. Like before, when I used to
dating around and I was like maybelike having sex on a school night.
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I would come in early so theywouldn't know because they'd be like if I
was late to oh, what wereyou doing? So then I would come
in early so they couldn't say,shit, gotcha. If I'm late,
it's because I was sleeping alone inmy bed. Yeah. So anyway,
we are going to the Celtics game. I'm going bringing my brother Alex,
who is a huge Celtics fan.What do you remember we had him on
I think two years ago during theplayoffs. He paid for playoffs I remember
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that mad money. I think hepaid total four grand yeah for two tickets.
Yeah, not even like in theupper it was. It was against
the Warriors. It was the finals. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
was the finals. So did youcalled him after I called you? Yeah?
When you after you called me?I called him and I'm like,
dude, I got Celtics tickets ifyou want to go. He's like,
no way. Now he works inJamaica. Plane Yeah, and he gets
out of work at five thirty.Oh, he's just gonna drive over and
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meet me and you know, andhe's like, we got to figure out
food. And that's why I textedyou, said, I think they have
food in the suite. Yes,they do, they'll be I mean it's
the owner suite. If not chickenbuck it, what's that? It's a
bucket of chicken? Oh any bucketof chicken. No, it's the garden.
Oh you can buy it. Ohyeah, okay, So people might
not know so producer Riley works hereand so works for the Bruins doing marketing,
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right or promotions? Yeah okay,yeah, yeah, So I didn't
know that they have a bucket ofchicken that I could get, but I
think fifty Yeah, I'm sure it'sexpensive, but I'm sure you won't have
to spend any money on food.No, they'll definite be like pizza,
popcorn, other stuff like fruit.No, but nouns well, honestly,
they might wash it even they mighteven ask us what we want. Yeah,
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I'm telling you this is gonna bea good time. My brother said.
Either way, if there's no food, the dinners on him, oh
nicely, then you know what parkingshould be on him. And then if
it's not, I know, buthe's coming from other way. I'm coming
from. I know where we've beengoin to park I don't know. Well,
I told you there's a couple ofdifferent places you can park. You
can occasionally and I've done it plentyof times. Mountain Street parking. I
want. I'm not going to sayweear because someone's listening that needs to go,
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because I have a couple of spotsI know that work during the games.
And then there's the Government Tender garage, which is cheaper and it's about
maybe a five minute walk than theother. The garage r underneath I think
it's I used to park at PostOffice Square. That's a good one.
Yeah, it's a far farther walk. How long of a walk is it?
Depending on your stride? Yeah,yeah, I don't want to park
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underneath, right, because I'll getstuck. The one, the one I
would suggest, which I probably willpark with when I go, is a
Government Center parking garage. What aboutthose little lots that we parked at,
remember you that you know you cando from home? You can do that
one too. Those are like fortybecause well because then I got a park
where well it's in take a trainin. It's like too much for me,
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I liked after the game again inthe car here it's free, oh
it is. Or you can parkat Sullivan and just not pay well,
you can park here, justin andwalk across. It's mostly after the game,
having to get on the train comeback. I just want to get
in my car, you know.No, yeah, I mean I do
it coming home from work all thetime. That oh yeah, oh wait
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a minute, way do you park? You have? We don't get parking
at the garden. They really theyhate I just kidding. No, Tod
the singer has told me he doesn'tget parking. That doesn't surprising. The
angel. Oh he doesn't get parking. He works as like a bartender there
right, and then he sings thenational anthem. Yeah he's he's a good
guy. One actually doesn't surprise.He's a good guy. He's singing my
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brother's wedding in church. Yeah Iknew that. So wait, so after
the games you get on the trainby yourself. No, I have a
couple of friends that I take toyou. I was gonna say, because
I grew up on the Orange linehere. Yeah, no, they cleaned
a lot. When I do itby myself, though, I do get
scared because we can't bring in anythingto the garden. No peppers for I,
no knife obviously, But like there'slike no way to be like I
can protect myself when I'm leaving.Yeah, one time when I was expency,
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have a story, you know what, I'll call me when you go,
and I'll tell you where I parked. Okay, perfect. Yeah.
I lived over here by Malden thestation one time, and you know,
I wasn't doing that well obviously,and so I had a friend of mine
who used to live down the street, and so we were both really on
drugs, and so he used totake his little brother's bike and it was
a really expensive bike, and hewould come over and sometimes he would leave
it in the back of my houseand get a ride home all the time.
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So then I started taking the bikeand driving it to the train station
and I wouldn't even lock it up. I just put in the bike rack
I can get on the train becauseI would go into Boston for you whatever.
So I did that a couple oftimes, and then one day I
came back from Boston and the bikewas gone, you know, because it
wasn't locked up, and it wasa pretty pricey bike. So I didn't
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say anything to my friend, Iassuming he just forgot. And then one
day he comes to my house andhe says, I'm in big trouble.
I need my bike. So Isaid, oh, well it's back there,
and it wasn't. So I said, oh my god, it got
stolen. I can't believe. Andhe said, justin you're not going to
believe this. My father's gonna kickme out if I don't get this bike
back. I'm like, dude,I don't know. I wasn't honest with
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him. I was lying, obviously, and so what are the chances is
this ready? Producer Riley, wedidn't know what to do. We were
he was fucked basically, and thenhe said, you know, well,
let's well, let's go pick upsome stuff anyway and just you know,
get my mind off of it.So we left my house, we got
a ride and we went to godo our thing on the other side of
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town. And on the way back, we were driving down the street I'll
never forget it, Maplewood Square andMalden and he turns and he looks and
he says, fuck, that's mybike. There was a kid pushing his
bike down the street literally miles awayfrom my house. He almost did.
We pulled over, got out andjust surrounded him and he said give my
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bike back. And we took thebike and we put it in the trunk
and we drove home. And aswe were driving back to my house,
he all of a sudden, itwas quiet, and he said, did
that just happen? What are thechances of that of a bike getting stone?
It got stone days before? Notthat bad. I had luck him,
Well, he had luck on hisside either way. Yeah, he
didn't know that. You know,I just took it. I wasn't the
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best friend, and I've made upfor it since then. Friends with him.
He actually passed. I'm sorry.Yeah, he was in a car
accident, so he didn't he didn'tpass the drugs. There was drugs involved,
yeah, a long time ago.No, it was actually recently.
It was actually a couple of yearsago. Yeah, really good guy,
really good kid. Anyway, sorryto bring the room down. So Celtics
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tonight, that's gonna be a goodtime. Parking will find I am sorry.
Well, I was going to getto this. I was going to
get to this. Okay, Sowhen we each get two tickets, Billy
Lisa, Whennie justin When when hetold me that, I thought to myself,
I have to ask my brother.He's the biggest Celtics fan ever and
he's the best human I know,no offense, So I did. But
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then we when he revealed today onthe air that you were actually the third
best, you weren't even wrong.She wasn't on your list. Yeah,
she was my second, be mysecond? Oh yeah, okay, okay,
all I want to see. Mygirlfriend's a huge fan, so I
of course asked her first. Shehas a work meeting, so she can't
go. So then right after that, my best friend Josie and I have
gone to games together and she's abig, a big basketball fan, like
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she's like the Lebron. We gonnayou know what Wigan and what I'm gonna
do for your producer, Riley tonightin the suite, I'm gonna find out
if Josie is actually a basketball fan. I bet she she is, I
bet you. I'm gonna question soyou will, okay, great, Yeah,
name to Celtics players. Okay,great? So I asked her that
one's kind of easy. Yeah.But as I was asking her if she
can't go, I'm gonna ask Riley. So, yes, you were top
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three and I have siblings and familyand other friends, so you were top
three you guys, don't have toexplain yourself to me. I don't expect
to get invited place. I knowwhat we feel bad. No, there'll
be there'll be plenty of There'll beplenty more stuff. There'll be plenty of
plus. You know, if itwas if it was a Burn's game,
I would invite you first. Welli'd be working, but thank you,
Okay, but I appreciate it evenbeing on the list. Honestly, half
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glass, half full. Here's thething, Riley, Okay, here's the
thing. Radio is a really funjob, but it doesn't always pay good
money. So what you need todo is you need to take advantage of
the parks. And we like,we want to help you with a perks
because we know you know, themoney sucks. We've all been there,
but you know, maybe another time. But I wanted to have you on
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because I want you to know Justinand I have feel confidence in you the
next few days. Jes Yeah,yeah, I already give her a pep
talk. Well there's no pressure,but I told her that you have to
expect that you will make mistakes.Things are going to fall through the cracks,
and that's okay, you know,that's Okay, it's not going to
be perfect, but you take thatas a learning experience. I said,
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I was looking for proficiency, notperfect. Yeah, so I'll give you
the example, Riley, I wantbe perfect. I know you make a
mistake tomorrow. So you make amistake, don't panic, Yeah, don't
panic, but also don't make thatmistake again Thursday or Friday. You know,
that's the thing. It's not doingthe same mistake over and over again.
Right, That's that's the biggest thing. But you know what you're doing.
I kind of know what I'm doing, kind so it's it's kind of
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the bind, you know what it'slike. It's like when Winnie just helped
right with the chair, Riley couldn'tget the chair down. When he was
like, I got it, andshe goes always that's humping the chair.
Doesn't know how to faking it tillI make it this entire time. So
that's all we'll do tomorrow. Gameplan. That's what we're gonna do tomorrow.
On the show. We do havetwo guests. We have Matt Like
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he'll be calling in at nine tento talk about the roast. He was
sitting full row on the stage withBrady so we're gonna get behind the scenes.
Seven. We have Catherine Loftus whois note my objection on Instagram and
TikTok. She is following this Karenread seven fifteen, right, seven fifteen,
Yeah, to a tea. She'sa lawyer too, so she can
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help us with the jargon and knowsall the lawyer ship. She is coming
in, So we're gonna choose comingin, so we'll were talking to her
and yeah, and then that goeswell, I might have her come in
next week too as well. Yeah, so obviously I think what you're gonna
have to do tomorrow is when youhave her on at seven fifteen, it
might the Karen Reid might go intotopic time. That was my point,
so just be aware of that.And which is fine because on it,
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I can't stop talking about it,I can't stop watching it. It's me
too, me too, And I'min the Facebook group and it's so funny
that my wife was telling me thatthey're like someone wrote, oh, Justin's
in this group. I'm waiting forthe message me. Well, I will
say yesterday after yesterday, I watchedprobably half of the live stream yesterday.
Detective Gallagher sucks. Yeah, he'sfrom the Canton Pedee. This man it
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was like he picked him out outof high school and he said, oh
I can, I can pick outa day. And what about the fire
girl. Oh she's part Oh mygod, she's lying. She got caught.
She's straight up caught lying. Ohyeah, she knew the owner,
the owner's daughter. Well, BrianAlbert, who's the Boston cop that the
house happened, that she went tohigh school with his daughter said and went
away with her on vacation or likea beach day with friends, to the
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cape enough that they're in pictures together. Yeah, she said. They were
like acquaintances, right, yeah,I have acquaintances. I don't like to
go to the beach way. She'sstraight up in minut I think it was
on Friday that she to the tothe defense attorney. She she got so
frustrated and she's like, fine,I changed my story. Yeah, fine,
okay, okay, yes, andmy story evolved. You never want
to say your story evolved on thestandard. It's so funny because when I
first started seeing her talk, Ithought she seemed offensive, and then when
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they got to the point that theywere friends, I didn't know this or
that they were acquaintances. I was, that's why she's been so offensive this
whole time. And then she didsay the word my story evolved. She
did, Yeah, she did.And it's so funny. I mentioned this
on the air, but you gotto set the scene here. So my
wife has been on this Karen readway before me. She'd been talking about
it. She watches all Turtle Boyslives. It's crazy. So my dad
comes up and he's like, mydad's weird. He's seventy one years old,
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but he follows all the entertainment stories. Yeah, you know, so
he'll ask me about, Hey,what's going on with Drake and Kendrick.
It's so funny because he's retired andhe reads all these stories. So anyway,
he says to me, Jensen rightnext to me, Hey, what
do you think about this Karen Reidthing. I'm like, oh, yeah,
it's it's a complete setup. Yeah, and he goes, no,
I think I know what happened,and he literally lays out the prosecution's case.
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She hit him. They were drinkingso heavily, they were drugs.
She backed over him, doesn't remember, she didn't mean to do it,
but she definitely killed them. Yeah, Jen was not happy, but she
was tired and she didn't like diginto it because she knew he doesn't know.
He doesn't know all these details.But this is the thing, right
the Canton police. If anything,I've just proven that they suck. Like
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even if they didn't, this isn'ta frame job that they meant to do.
It's shoddy. They just do notknow how to do an investigation.
And I'm not gonna lie. Ilive next door to Canton in Randolph.
They're border cities, and I waslooking at an apartment complex that was in
Canton and I'm like, well,now I'll never look at that one because
I don't think I want to livein can No, you don't. You
definitely don't live in can Can.It's more expensive. But I didn't realize
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either. I know, like we'refrom bigger your Salem. I'm from Quincy
whatever. You grew up in Malden. I'm used to a police force that
has like a lot of people onit. They only have forty guys on
that police department. Really, yeah'sso crazy. I mean it's a small
town, right, it's a sleepertown. So it's where I said this,
you know, so they only havefour guys on at night. On
the overnight, they have like fouror five guys on, So it's like
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everyone kind of knows they're ready.And Brian Albert's brother Kevin Albert, who
was a detective, obviously, theyall know that. It's not like the
Boston PD with this thousands of guys. Oh I've heard of that guy.
I don't really know him though,I you know, I might have like
these people are you know, it'slike our office building, what has forty
people in it? Maybe fifty?Yeah, you know, I don't know
everyone personally, but I can Iknow, but enough there's a there's something
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definitely bigger going on here, andhopefully it all comes out. But that's
really good. Gonna have her ontomorrow, Yeah, I'm a lot of
people were excited about that about that. And then we have tickets seventh and
eight ten and then nine ten,and you'll have me and Riley doing our
best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna it's gonna be
great. It's gonna be great.And then is Mikey coming in? I
think he's been for a couple ofhours allegedly. I heard he'll be popping
in after eight o'clock. I don'tknow. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I haven't. I haven't talked tohim TVD. He's providing the male voice.
If you will. Yeah, Ilove Mikey. I could do it.
I will tell you that. Well, we know how you are with
impersonation. Just good luck. Oh, thank you so much. I'll be
back on and then next week whenI go to Las Vegas for the day,
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I want to hear nothing about it. Oh no, you're good,
You're good. You're You're going toadele adele in Las Vegas next Friday,
Yes, sir, all right,so yeah, we'll have a great time
with the Celtics. Producer Raley,thank you for all your health. We
appreciate you. Yeah, no pressureand you'll be fine. You know what,
this could be a good thing foryou, because then we can tell
everybody else she knows what she's doingright right, Well, we could say
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she has no I just have tobe better than she's a little feisty,
that's right. Hell