Let's Snuggle!

Happy Monday everybody.

Episode Transcript

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All right, you're right there,Frederick. It's my mic on and Mike's
live of course there you go.See yeah, Frederick and Justin, Hey
guys, it's a it's a Monday. What's up. Thank you for joining.
We didn't do a podcast last Thursday, I believe, right, Winnie.
What were we doing? Oh?Billy had something? Oh I had

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to help Billy with his food show. Yeah. It's like hit or miss
man. You know, it's like, if we have nothing to do,
we enjoy doing the podcast. Wejust hop right in here, turn the
MIC's on. But sometimes there's stuffcoming up, and you know what,
I feel like our audience, oursmall little after show army audience kind of
gets that now because I don't reallyget dms asking where the podcast is.

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Yeah, so that's that's good.Yeah, they understand that. You know.
Sometimes we're pulled in different directions anduh yeah, I don't know.
But we're here today. It's Monday, June tenth. After the weekend.
How was your weekend? Winnie?It was great? Yeah, it was
good. How was yours? Didn'tdo anything anything special? No, we
were my girlfriend I was supposed togo to Straga has a new I saw

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the invite. Yeah, I didn'tgo though. We were going to go,
but she wasn't feeling good, sowe ended up just staying on the
couch. And then did you snuggleyea at times a little snuggling on the
couch. On the couch, wellI didn't. You got you got to
take us behind the scenes here.Yeah, okay, okay, here's the
thing. Yeah, it give meone second. I'm trying to think of

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how to position this line of questioning. Okay, I think there's no other
way than just to say it.Okay, when you have a man and
a woman spoon love spoon, well, no kind of okay, man and
a woman. My wife and Iwe snuggle to watch a movie, and
I think this is a man thingwithin like no time I want to take

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it to the next level, itescalates quickly for me, the guy,
not her. When it's two girls, I would imagine that you guys can
actually snuggle and actually watch it.Once she wasn't feeling it. We weren't
gonna have sex, okay, youknow what I mean. Like, it
wasn't like sexy time, it wasn'tlike that's not really the I just snuggled
and watched We just we just snuggledand watched the movie. Yeah, little

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know the makeout session. Okay,follow up question yeah, okay, so
you know Instagram of course all atthe apps have algorithms, so you watch
one type of reel or TikTok andthey keep showing up. So because my
wife's and sends me so many ofthese marriage reels that are so true by
the way, you know, especiallyjust about everything in a marriage. Does

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your girlfriend send you like relationship likelesbian memes or reels? So we both
send each other stuff, but likesome of its gender neutral stuff, just
like how someone makes you feel oror part or I'll send her something that
like it might say he, butlike we know it's like I mean she
in that situation. If it's relativeto our relationship, I'll still send it.

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And what else is he or she? Okay, all right, hold
on, stop, that's out.Billy and Lisa in the Morning Present Behind
the Scenes look into Boston's Favorite morningshow. That's a little too much information
the after show podcast. But forreal, it's so funny. The reels

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that that my wife and I sendeach other, they're so true. I'll
tell you one. I'll tell youone that's really good from this weekend.
Okay, all right. So there'ssomething that happens, especially with moms,
where you know they're tired. Sofor example, she'll send me a text,
we'll have a text exchange, sayat three o'clock in the afternoon,
and it gets a little spicy.Her being spicy to me, Me being

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spicy to her. Well, yeah, like you know, leading up like
I wish you were in Sagon rightnow. No, but almost I'll lead
up to the night you know,like, oh well, I'm not gonna
say exactly what's going on. Whateverit is, it's like it's like spicy
and steamy, and then it's likeSaturda and it comes. But then when
the night time comes, for whateverwe know, can you stop it please

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Jesus? So hold on. Sowhen the nighttime comes, she doesn't keep
that same energy because she's tired.Now, the kid, my son was
driving her nuts, the baby wasbeing whiny, whatever the reason may be.
When it's you know, eleven o'clock, ten o'clock and it's time to
do the damn thing, you know, it's like, you know, minimal

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effort or I don't want to orwhatever it is. Actually Okay, but
the reel is like, you know, hey, make sure you keep that
same energy as when you sent thatspicy text when earlier in the day,
and so you know that actually happenedto us recently. We had a whole
thing about it, and then therail came out and I was like,
oh my god, it's so true. And it's also comforting to know that

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I'm we're not alone. We're allliving the same lives. Now that I'm
dating a girl, I see likememes and stuff or like tiktoks, like
I'll watch one myy I came tomy feet and I like shared it or
like I like watched it, andthen like they keep coming up, and
at certain times I'm like, wow, this shit really is true, because
it's like I didn't know it's myfirst time. So I'm like, but
I'm like, wow, everyone elsehas the same experience, similar experience to

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you. It's interesting most married couplehave a similar experience to Yes. Yes,
I made one promise to myself whenI got married that I would never
never, never, never. Iwould do everything in my power to prevent
getting to a point in a marriagewhere I was miserable and it just was
you know, those people that I'vebeen married for a long time and they're

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like, eh, the elidy wascomplaining about their part. I know so
many people like that because my mom'smy mom's one of thirteen, and she's
one of the younger ones. She'snumber eleven. So most of my aunt
and uncles are like in their seventies, you know what I mean. Like
my mom's like in our early sixties, but she has siblings in like their
late seventies. And so I've seenthem my whole life be miserable old people

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that don't really like their spouse butjust don't get divorced, right, and
it's like, why are you gotstill together? But I think it's like
that old school like they don't getyou don't get divorced. Divorce isn't in
the equation. You just hate andthey don't work on it. No,
they just yeah. And I andI always I aluady see people, you
know, talk to people, menor women that were married for a long
time, and they would complain abouttheir part and oh, he's such a
loser, he's a lunk, youknow, whatever the case may be.

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And I always thought to myself,that's not going to be me. Now
that's a good transition winning to theAshley Madison documentary, which for me,
I think it's different because you know, I've always listened to Howard Stern.
I've always been a subscriber to seriousand stuff like that, so I listened
to that, and Ashley Madison wasa big client advertiser in the early two

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thousands on Howard Stern's Crazy, SoI would hear the ads and I would
hear the guy his name was Noel, and I used to be like,
this is a crazy how are theydoing this? So it was cool to
see the documentary and get both sidesof it, and it just was so
compelling to me, like did youwatch it? Yeah? Okay, oh
that's fine, it's not me Okay, thank you, I'm being serious.

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I will I'll be it. Justremind me I marked it, so,
you know, it was just reallycompelling to hear, like the one guy
who's a Christian from Texas? Wasthat couple just bullshit? I know what?
They're both Christians, the wife issmoking hot, he's a good looking
dude. They get married that everythingseems to be right, and this dude's
like life short, have n aughfairhmm, okay, yeah, but now

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they're also like online family. Yeah, and like I think they did that
to like get their followers up.Yeah, like but like to be fair,
like I think he's oh, probablybecause there's a video of them talking
and he's like, I tell yousomething and this is on their channel and

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she's like what he's like when Iwas in Paris? And she goes what
happened? Like he's like obvious ladyat the at the front desk of the
hotel, and she's like, Okay, get to it. And basically,
long story short, I think helike called them her blouse or something.
But she's like, why didn't youjust say that? Like why so like
she still thought, after all thishealing that when he said he saw a

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woman at a hotel that he hadsex with her, you know what I
mean, Like she's clearly not healed. Oh definitely, you know what I
mean. Definitely definitely not I meanshe might never be healed. No,
I don't think it's hard to sayit with something that cheated on you not
expected of cheating. I just couldn'tbelieve the amount of subscribers and women and
there was there was a lot ofwomen on it. It was free for

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women, be fair ten fifteen yearsago, when there wasn't as much as
social media, right, because that'swhen it really started, right, yeah,
right, And it was less ofa chance you would have got caught.
Now, I know you specifically justinyou know you're an addict, so
you say, I don't do anythingthat's going to get me in trouble because
I know I can't stop once Istart type of thing, right, Right,
But if you were a regular Joshmo, not an addict, that you

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thought I had more self control,and there was not much a possibility that
you would get found out, wouldyou try it? Well that that's that's
really the happened. Yes, you'dhave that thought, and I would have
that of course, Yeah, ofcourse. And that's the story is everyone
just signed up with their government nameand then they were hacked and it all

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came out and all the marriages wereleaked. Another part of the documentary,
not to give too much away,this is only the first episode. I'll
tell your stuff in the first episodeabout the system they had. When the
wives would call, yes, Ifucking thought that was so Yeah, they'd
say, you know what is thischarge? Yeah, and they'd like they
said something like oh, they said, oh, we're just a billing company.
We can't tell you. But theyhad a rule. They said,

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we'll just refund you the money,no big deal, and so that made
everything better. Then as soon asyou say, well, we don't know
what it is, but here's yourmoney back, They're like, okay,
no problem. And then the dudewould call back with a different credit card.
I mean. And it's funny becausethere was a woman that was the
customer service agent. Yeah, andshe's like so I'd just be like okay.
I was like, oh my god. It was so genius how they
were even like the wing women orthe wing guy. They were like they

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got you right, yep. Butno, that was interesting. But at
first, obviously it was hard becausethey had so many men and not enough
women, which is why, likeyou said, it was free for women.
Yeah, But at the same time, I'm like thinking about it like
these guys, I mean, becauseguys, most guys she just for the
physical part, where women cheat morefor emotional reasons. So it's like interesting

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because these guys are just trying tolike have a sexual an accounter, but
they don't want to leave their smells, which is why this site was so
popular, Like the guy that ownedit said, we're safety marriages. Oh
yeah, we used to go onDoctor Phil all these shows. Although there
was that one girl they showed thesubscriber who just wanted to get laid.

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Her boyfriend was playing video games.She'd be like, I want to I
want to go horny, and likeI'd be like, hold on, I'm
playing video games. She's like,so screw him. I had to find
some other guys to hook up with. So yeah, I don't know.
If you haven't watched it, youshould watch it. And the other one
is That Day for the Devil,which I haven't watched. Everyone seems to
be talking about. Well, Imy girlfriend watched it. I didn't watch
it, but I had seen thepreview before it came out, and I'm

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like, oh, I want towatch that. Essentially, it's a TikTok
thing, right, All all thedevils spawns from TikTok. But they were
sisters. They are sisters, right, And one of them went off and
became religious, and then she gotmarried to this man and they kind of
had like this cult situation going on. They're calling it finding God. They're

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saying, that's not what it isI so she doesn't talk to her family
anymore. So I don't really know. I haven't watched the whole thing or
even got into it, but i'dknow the premise of it. But it
all starts with TikTok dancing. Isn'tthat fucking weird? We're at this place
in our life's that's where it is. That's where it is. I did
see the Challengers this weekend. Challenger. Yeah, was there a threesome?
No not, I mean it wasa threesome makeout, but there was no

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a triple kiss. Yes, butit was kind of odd to me,
Like me and Joe's he went mybest friend and we were like, we
don't know if we liked it orhated it, Like we don't know what
the fuck we saw. And Zndayawas basically this girl that was horny for
a tennis So if you were goingto tennis, she wanted to fuck you.
Oh okay. Basically that was thepart I mean she had just like
basically I loved trying all these twoguys, but like it was like whoever

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was doing better. It seemed likeshe that's who she wanted to mess with
or be with. She ends upmarrying one, and then it starts like
at this match of the two guysversus each other, and she's watching because
she got hurt in college so shecan't play. And then it goes backwards
in time to kind of show youhow they led it to that moment.
So where'd you watch it? Wewent to the movie there. Oh you

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started in the theaters. Yeah,it's still It's been around for a while,
but it's still in the theaters.Did you recognize any spots in Boston?
Yes? Film. Okay, Sothere's an old ninety nine in Braintree.
Anyone that knows the Celshore Plaza Complexarea. It's not in the mall.
It's right outside the mall in theparking area. It closed to me
a year or two ago. It'sstill there. It's like a restaurant,

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but it's not open yet right now. Don't know what they're going to make
it. And I'm looking at thescene and I'm like, oh my god,
that's the ninety nine in Braintree,right what did they redo it as
just a regular kind of like restaurantdiner, Like no, right now,
it's an empty building, but theyused it in the restaurant as a sure
was that one one hundred because whenthey come outside to the parking lot,
I know the parking lot and I'mlike, oh my god, that isn't

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that parking lot? So that isone hundred percent the ninety nine in Braintree.
It's been shut down for a fewyears now. It's just a building
right now and still has the restaurantvibe from it, but no one's in
it. And I was like,oh my god, that's nine in Braintree.
Oh that's cool. So yeah,I did recognize that. And then
some of the tennis clubs I thinkwere the ones here, was Wymouth Tennant
Club or one of those. Atleast the Sun go to one of them.

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Yeah, I think he goes.He goes one in Dorchester, but
I think he'd he plays Awayemuth two. Well, speaking of movies, I
tried to go see If with myson. Yes, you said that the
lasted five minutes. I should havewent with Garfield and I knew it too.
I'm such a you know, hechose Garfield, so why didn't you
go with it? So I puton both trailers in the morning because it

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was gonna be a rainy day.I put on if we watched a trailer.
He was like hmmm, and Iwas like, that looks really cool
Ryan Reynolds. And then we puton Garfield and he was like Garfield.
Yeah. But then selfishly, I'mlike, I don't want to go watch
a cartoon. I'm like, Ilike this one. It's you know,
Imaginary Friends. It looks really cool. And finally he goes, okay,
fine. Then before we left,I bought the tickets. Before we left,
he was playing Fortnite with his friendJames down the street and oh yeah,

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and he said to James, hesaid, going to the movies.
James said, oh, what movie? He told him, and he goes,
oh, I went and saw Garfieldlast week and it was good.
I'm like, fuck, so weget in there. You know, I
went in too early. You know, it was like the previous hadn't even
started, so he was kind oflike bored. Then all the previews went
through. He doesn't really like those, and then the movie started and he's
like, what is this? Itkind of starts sad. I don't know,

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it should have been Garfield. Whatdo you want? You know?
I try my best, but andthen try that hard because he told you
what he wanted well, I boughthim. I bought a giant thing of
popcorn, ate the whole thing myself, like animal. I bought him two
big bags of candy and we onlylasted like ten minutes. But the good
news is it rained. Was itthe same for you? It rained till

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like one or two and then itwas nice yesterday? Yeah, yeah,
yesterday's yeah, yesterday. I thinkit was like maybe three. Got sunny
out around here, but yeah itwas. I was. I stayed in
all day yesterday, but I waslike, oh, I love it's rain
all day. Did you get abigger TV? No, you're just an
asshole. That's the same TV.He's not small. It looks a little
bit bigger than it did before youbefore it was like twenty one. And

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you know what I think it is. It's because now that I actually have
my TV stand and said that littlefucking table and that table makes it look
small. Okay, so it's thesame TV. I was gonna comment on
the thing and say, did youget a bigger TV because it looks a
little bit bigger. No, you'rejust a hater. It's the same size.
That's like your wife, did itget bigger? No, your expectations

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got smaller. This is what you'restuck with for the rest of your life.
Anyway, thank you for listening this. Uh, we'll be back tomorrow.
Tomorrow's Tuesday. God, we're comingup on the summer. Will be
here before you know. It's basicallyalready summer, but June twenty first,
the twenty first, I think maybethe twentieth, I don't know, but

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yeah, someone will be here beforeyou know. It's summer of vacation.
I'm going to Aruba. I knowI'm here. I can't wait for that
trip so it can come and go. You've been talking about it for a
year. It's no kids. Doyou understand you chose to have kids.
No, No, you can't dois wait to get await for them.
No, I'd be for a dayor two and then we'll be, we'll
be, we'll be facetiming them.How are you going for five days?

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Oh, it's gonna be. It'sgonna be. I have nothing planned yet
for vacation. I got to figureout. This guy's the limit. Well,
you know, I will say it'sso nice here normally in the summer
that I actually don't really like togo too far. Day trips are fine.
Yep, we have to. Wehave two separate vacations. I gotta
do something one of them. Igotta talk to my girlfriend. Yeah,
and talk to your girlfriend. Igotta beep your thing you remind me.

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Let's start now so I can beepit. So I'll get in trouble anyway.
Bye guys,