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Bring on the duckboats!

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You know when he I want theCeltics to win the championship, obviously,
but even not more than but closeto as much. I need it all
to be over, Yeah, becauseI'm staying up super late and it's really
affecting my life. They could beworse things in life, but you know,
it just trickles that. The thetiredness trickles into every area of my

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life. I'm sure it's the samefor you. Oh my god, yesterday,
the fatigue of like media. Iwas watching Karen read all day.
Oh you you had my favorite postof the day, the little Nappy Pool,
And then woke up and did therecap as soon as you woke up
in bed. Yeah, guys,I had to take a nap after the
Karen Reid testimony. But here's here'swhat you miss under the covers. And

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then we had the Brady thing,which I did. Was it you that
told me it was only an hourand a half. I saw it was
only an hour and a half.That's what That's what I read. And
it was gonna it was gonna itwas gonna go right up until the Celtics.
Is that how long it was?I turned as soon as eight thirty
five came, I didn't go back. Yeah, no, I what I
did. I was watching it allmy phone and I was lucky enough that

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going lot on Instagram, I couldwatch my Eastpan app while I was also
watching the live on Patriots. Soit was hard because I couldn't mute one
of them, so it was kindof like a lot of talking over to.
But I got the gist of whatwas going on in Patriots. I
just got bored, and then ifit was a commercial break, I went
to watch the Patriots. I thinkI got bored with it because I love
Tom Brady. I love the Patriots, but I think after the Apple Doc

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ten episodes of that, I loveDick sucking hold on the Rose. How
long was the Rose? Three anda half hours? That was? That
was hilarious. Now we have anotherthree hours. It was just so much
hat I mean, listen, twentyyears. He deserves every every flower he
gets. I mean, but Ithink they could have structured a little differently,
you know what I mean, becauseessentially it was first it was like

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you know, the five you know, captains coming out and respecting him.
Then it was the quarterback room.Then it was the offensive guys and you
know, what I mean the defensiveI don't know. It was just like
and they were all saying the samething. I had to go to the
Celtics man, and they took it. They took Game three. First of
all, I was a little nervousat first. I was too. They
came out hot. They came outhot. Yeah, but towards the end

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of the first quarter, once theywere it was I mean, the n
first coore was thirty thirty one.So I'm like, okay, I'm like,
they got there. They got likethe little jitters out of being on
you know, away, and nowthey're good. Then I got a little
nervous in the fourth quarter when theywere what it was like it was like
a ten oh runner, Yeah,the fifteen don't run or something like that.
They got it down to like six, six or eight, and then
at one point they were only downby two, but they never got the

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lead back. They never got thelead back. Luca filed out, and
you know what, it was alittle whiny bitch. You know what,
it doesn't even matter when he bringout the duck boats. Quack Philly and
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who here's just any winning? Yes, the Thursday morning, it's June thirteenth,

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quick checking. Obviously we uh somestuff going on here at the radio
station where we have to be inand be out, but of course we
love to check in. We gaveyou twenty four minutes the other day.
But yes, that's pretty good.That was a long time. Justin only
gives his wife too. No,I do I do a little more than
that, like two and ten secondssomewhere around that, you know, because

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if it's any if it's any longerthan that, she's like, what are
you doing? I had enough onaverage? How long do you think you're
little? I'm not. I'm notdoing this. How long does Justin aguire
last? Okay, you want thetruth and not really, but I feel
like now I've opened up pin doors. Well I'm not going to really get
into details of that, obviously it'sa private matter. But I will say,
your wife, how long I willI will say how long it lasts?

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Is how long I want it tolast. Oh, okay, you
can control it, yeah, oneof those guys, I can control it.
I'm not. I'm not kidding.I mean, you know, I've
been married and been with my wifea long time, you know, but
that's not even what matters that.The good part is is she does wanted
to last more than five minutes.Yeah, maybe ten. You know,
after a while, it's like,can you come on, what are we

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doing here? You know what Imean, That's how it is, and
that's I think that's a big misconception, especially with people that guys that watch
porn. Yeah right, they thinkthat all girls want that, they want
an hour of I mean most don'twant that. Some do. It's just
the way it is, you know. But yeah, I don't know.

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I was up late. I didnot I did not stay up for the
post game interviews. I went rightto bed as soon as the game was
over. But still, you know, I'm tired. Tomorrow's Friday, that's
good. But then tomorrow night I'mgoing out with the guys Father's Day weekend
to watch the game. There's thisnew restaurant in downtown haveor I guess I
don't know at the game though,Yeah, yeah, it's like a rooftop

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place. It's a restaurant bar.I guess there's a restaurant. And then
you go up to the bar orsomething. But I don't drink, so
I'm like, I hope they don't. Do they let you watch the game
if you don't drink. I don'tdrink. I mean I drink occasionally.
You can sit and watch. Igo to bars all the time and watch
the game. Like I probably gotomorrow with my friend to watch the Celtics.
Okay, and yeah, I'll getlike I'll get food and a coke.

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Like we'll sit there. But whatif we eat? The restaurant is
not on the roof, don't getit. Don't get a beverage to get
a drink. What's a drink?Like yourself's the water and wine? Just
get to order something, order somethingor order and after I want to be
drinking, like five of them.I want one? Just order one?
Yes, sit and watch. Yeah, and then you want with your friends
that I'll drink. They don't drink. None of your friends drink. But

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you're gonna sit at the actual bar. I don't know. I don't know
the setup. I don't know thesetup. Then if I were you,
I would at least order food.I know we will have just eaten.
Okay, I know you can.You can put down more. I just
don't I mean to take up fivefour or five. It'll be fine,
take up five bar seats at thebar, that's my point, I know.

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But if you order some food orsomething like I order something, I'll
save a little room in the toime, you know. So I we'll have
dinner and then we'll go upstairs.Yeah, you're gonna have to really what
time of get to dinner? Thereservations at seven fifteen. Oh they never
there's not any seafeed at the barby that time because people go to get
their seats. I know. That'swhat I'm saying. Go home and watch

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the game, you know what.I floated the idea of coming to my
house and they were like, okay, but we could go to this place.
So I think that's a better idea. I'm going to know if you
want to get a bar spot ona game like that, and I wait,
Like, you need to be atthe bar by seven o'clock. This
is a great You can't be goingup at at eight thirty. I think
you needed a bar spot. I'mcrazy. I'm glad we talked about that.

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Right. Here's the thing I evenin my younger years, when I
did drink. I never went tobars. Well, you don't you drink
in basements? I was well,I did drugs. I wasn't a big
drinker. I can count on myhand right the amount of times I've been
into a bar and sat at abar and drank. I didn't like alcohol,
and I just never did so nowthat I'm older, I don't know
how that stuff works. I don'tdrink, you know, but I do

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know that. Here's the thing.When my friends and I we used to
go out a lot more before kids. We used to go every single Friday
night and it was a big thing. We go out and order a lot
of food, remember, and itwas it's a running joke. That's not
a joke that as soon as thewaitress comes over, it finds out we're
getting celts of waters and water orwater sucked up because I was a server
and I never did that. It'sfucked up because we are super generous,

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even more generous. They would makemore money, but they would treat us
like shit. They wouldn't come andcheck on us. And it got to
the point where we got so sickof it where I just say it right
away, as soon as we orderthe drinks. I go just so you
know, we do not drink alcohol, but we are very generous tippers,
you know. And she'd be like, okay, because think about this.

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We're not spending money on alcohol.No, I know, but we have
that means we have more money totip, you know what I mean.
So you know, it's it's fine. It will have a good time and
if not, well, yeah,we'll go to my house. I have
a big TV. Care No,she'll be sleeping, she'll be in she'll
no, she'll like it because shecan go watch her trash TV. Yeah,

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but like your house, the wayit's set up, your bedroom kind
of like she has a wall.Yeah, you can't really hear it.
You can't really hear oka. Yeah. Plus we have a fan. We
sleep with a fan on on highOkay, plus the TV now they're on,
they're over there, and we'll sendDiable, my son able down with
nanny on the weekends. He sleepswith nanny every weekend. Yeah, because
she lets him stay up late.So on Friday nights, what's late for

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him? Nine ten o'clock Usually he'llhe'll pass out by then he gets up
early, but especially Friday nights,I'm not trying to stay up that late,
you know, so I'm usually Idon't want to get it because you
know, he gets in the bed, takes me a while to fall asleep.
So yeah, so it'll be fine. That's great. That not.
He just walked down and says it'sa gift and a curse. Yeah,
you know. The gift is ithe can walk down. The curse that

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she can walk up? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Hey hey,
ay me. And she has thisthing where every time I come home
or anytime she is outside, nomatter what, she just asked me to
do something. Yeah, well yourson in law. No, I know,
but it's like one of those things. Yesterday I had to go get

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a battery for my my my doorbell, my door lock. It's like battery
operate. So I text her andI go, hey, do you have
this battery? She goes no.I go, okay, I'm going to
CBS to get that battery. Thankyou, And she goes, can you
get me eighteen eggs? They haveto be white ceb fucking s? No,
really, do a market basket?No, they had eggs a CBS,

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but they had brown eggs and theyonly had twelve packs. Why,
first, all why didn't she wantbrown eggs. Brown eggs are local eggs
and locally other are fresh. That'strue. I don't know visit song brown
eggs a local eggs. Local eggsare fresh. She likes white eggs.
I know you're right, I getpasteurized, farm raised. Interesting. So
in the curses with her, isthat which we're really trying to curb now

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is when he asks us for something, my son, and we don't give
it to him because yes, hecan run downstairs. So there there's times
when you know, we get intofights or he's acting up, we are
trying to discipline him him and hetries to run downstairs to save it.
Which is crazy because Jen and Iboth grew up in a house with our
grandparents and both did the same thing. Jen famously, because Jen grew up

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without a dad, right, Ihad a mom and a dad, and
so her mom, she famously willsay when my mother said no, I
would go to my grandmother. Mygrandmother would say yes. Yeah, So
he's basically doing the same thing.Well, he's just repaying you guys for
your sins, for our sins.Yeah. So anyway, yeah, seltz
tomorrow night. That's a big dealof Father's Day weekend. Thank you so

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much. I try, I try, I don't. I don't know if
there's really no plans. She askedme what I want. But you know
what's crazy. I feel like I'mgoing to sound like an old man,
but it's so true. I donot want. And the same goes for
Christmas. I just I'm to thepoint where I do not want like gifts
that cost money, those are nice. I want gifts that mean something.

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Yeah, if my son made mesomething I love, like this right here,
I'm gonna sure you this cube.It's a little cube that Jen had
custom made. It says love yourdad, You're the greatest. And on
each side is a different picture ofmy kids and I. I fucking love
this. It's in my studio righthere. Now. The rules here at
the radio station is you can't havepersonal things. You know about that.
Remember that you can't have personal things. Okay, okay, Well that was

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more for the people out in themiddle because we have this weird thing.
They're not cubicles. They're literally justa bunch of deaths in the middle of
a big pit. It's called thesales pit. And they wanted to be
very uniform, so You're not supposedto have your jacket on the back of
the chair or pictures of yourself.It's supposed to be just like a workspace.
Well, there's jackets on back ofchairs, there's pictures of like no

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one cares, No one cares,and so you know that's right in my
studio and other people use my studio, and I don't give a shit.
I love that. So that's whatI want for Father's Day, as opposed
to like new underwear or a Tshirt or whatever. I want things that
kind of are meaningful for me.That's all all right. We'll have a
great weekend, Winnie and everybody elselistening. We appreciate it. You have

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any plans, by the way,Father's Day, my dad, I think
Sunday we're doing well. Cookout,No, my dad's cookouts are normally chicken
barky, chicken sausages, steak tips, chicken thighs, I mean, and
he'll throw some hot dogs on.But like my dad's like a thriller,

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like grilled okay, and then I'llwatch the game, probably spend out my
girl about it. All right,Well, you have a great weekend,
everybody else. We'll talk again onMonday. Bine