Aaaand We're Back...

We had a great vacation but we are BACK with Uncle Billy!

Episode Transcript

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All right, it's the after show, Billy and your beard. I'm not
going to stay. Wow, okay, just gave me the look. I
don't want Lenny can fuck me up, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. I
didn't say, I don't know thisis going to be a podcast. Oh
yeah, wait wait wait where doyou have to go? The gym?
Bro okay, the gym. Sam? Can't wait Sam? I want Sam

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all the time when he's doing hisclasses outside in the navy yard. Yeah,
my guy, Sam. Oh isit near where you are? Oh?
Yeah? Classes right way Better You, which is in ever right down
the street on Main Street. Buthe also does outside classes. Some of
them are free too. Oh yeah, and the music's playing outside them are
free. That's your question. Yay, all the all the nice posts that

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Sam gets for Wait Better You,which is a fantastic place. Yeah,
it's great. You can't wait acouple of minutes for the after show to
finish. I mean, yeah,he can. But I I have not
actually been in the gym in liketen days, because I was just because
there's time I was going to go. I'm not used to morning traffic because
we're in here, so I gotup at like even I got up at
like six thirty one day. I'mlike, oh, I'm uping over to
the gym. It was like anhour. I was like, fuck that.

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Right, when you're on vacation andyou're not away, yeah, and
I suddenly you're like, oh shthere's jourining traffic. Yeah. Also,
when you're on vacation, you getto listen to other radio shows. Oh
I didn't do that, so yeah, no, on vacation. I heard
one of our breaks. It wasfunny. I very will break you well.
I mean, let me just tellyou this. I was able to
listen around to other shows. Aloser the radio producer when he and I

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was thinking to myself, and wegot a pretty good show. Yeah,
oh yeah we do. Yeah,a pretty good show. So anyway,
we're back. Billy and Lisa inthe Morning present, a behind the scenes
look into Boston's favorite morning show.That's a little too much information, guys,
the after show podcast. Here's justinwin. All right, So we're

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back after vacation. It was abouta week and a half and yeah,
Billy has a now he's looking.I really liked the are you going to
keep it? Yeah? I alwayscalled it a vacation beer no attempted to,
you know, shave it off lastnight, but I might keep it.
Keep it giving Gordon's fishermen fish sticks. So you see me now when

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you think of fish sticks. Yeah, that was a little bit longer,
but you keep it short like that. It's very George Clooney. You're very
handsome, Bill. You look likeyou just gave me. Oh god,
anyway, I have a confession.So on vacation, there were times,
you know, because there were cruisingaround and on the boat, and there

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were times when I found myself aloneon the boat, like if Michelle happened
to take Titus for a long walkand I didn't feel like doing it at
that time. And on one ofher walks, I'm sitting on the boat
and I say, oh, let'ssee what's on. Okay, oh this
is what's Bill watching. This shouldbe a segment. And I found myself

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watching the making of the Dallas Cowboycheerleads. Oh my god. Producer Riley
watched that. She was talking aboutit this morning. No way, Yeah,
it's on Netflix. Yeah, yeah, she was. She was talking
all about it. It was onNetflix. Find it in search it Oh
yeah, no, no. Fact. The only reason is when I landed
on Netflix. When it popped open, the very first thing they had,

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It's like their program was the Deats. As I said, this must be
good. Does it focus a loton and I don't know if this is
true or not, but sexism?Is it? No? No, it's
all about what these It's crazy land, what these women go through to become
a cheerleader. The same thing withthe Patriots cheerleaders. I mean, it's
their whole life and for a littlemoney. Oh, the Patrid's cheerleaders,

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what they make? Imagine that?Imagine that? And like some of these
and I guess the Dallas Cowboy cheerleadersare considered the best in the world.
Yeah, okay, like one ofthem, for instance, is a complete
orthodontist my day. Wow. Yeah, builds like you've seen one chill you
see them all? No, notreally, I got to tell you it
was. It was interesting. Buta point came where the first episode ended

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and here I am, that's agripe of mind. The countdown clock to
the next episode is too short,and it's a series. Oh next episode,
any time to decide, And allof a sudden, the second episode
started and I saw Michelle walking downthe docks, and I'm like, she
can't possibly see me watching the DallasCowboy cheerleaders. That would be it.

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I thought you were going to breaktights with you because of the dock.
The dock was not. No,the docs are strange. In fact,
yesterday and we two days ago andwe pulled back into Charlestown. I pulled
the hamstring because it was on adifferent dock because I had a mechanical issue
and I didn't feel right going on. That's a seven figure injury. Oh,
it's like, you have no waybecause I wasn't on my dock.

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There was a different way to gethim off and on. Basically I had
to lift him in an awkward positionand I did it for two days and
then yesterday, the final time Ihad to get him off, I heard
it pop. Yeah. It's reallyeasy to do because you know, if
it's not if you're cold, ifit's like cold, you know, not
warm, you move the wrong wayand then they actually hear it pop.
Yeah. So I'm going to askyou, mister ice Bath, what's the

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best physical therapy for a hammy inthe back of the It's really just I
would get some cupping done on it. I would get some light stretching,
you know, maybe some scraping,you know, scrap grassed and scraping.
No, it's a they scrape yourmuscles with this tool. Oh really good.
Yeah, I would do some ofthat and and just you know stretching.

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Does your boy Alex do any ofthat? Who the hell is that?
Sam? It's great because he's he'sa licensed massage therapist. So like
sometimes when I'm score, he'll likebig fella. Yeah, but he has
like all the stuff, you know, you know, you know Winnie right,

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I've seen her due. I've seenvideos when she's getting massaged by Sam,
and I'm thinking to myself, shejust didn't want to work out that
day she showed up. She's makinga big deal about the massage. Really
sore today, Sam, Yeah,sometimes it's true. Can you ask Sam
when he's going to be around theNavy yard with one of us, maybe
he can take a couple of minutes. I'm not going to Jim it's humiliating.

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Okay forbid, I'll ask him.He'll come on the boat and stretch
you out. I'll meet him downat this thing. You can spend five
minutes of my quad. Okay,have him come to the boat. You
can come right to you and doit. Yeah, I would. I
would if he's a licensed massage therapist. I mean, if you're right with
another man rubbing, invite another gentlemanunder your boat massage you. Yeah.
Now you're gonna get winning with thepackage too. Dinner. That's the whole

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thing. Now it's just crescendo.Now I ran him afternoon. You know
what, you can deal with theI need it now. Okay, I'm
going to the gym. Now youwant to come? No, okay,
well I don't know. All right, Well you you text Sam and find
out. I want to go backto the TV shows. Another show that
I watched on Netflix documentary when Iwas thinking about you, The Fall of

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the Carters. Did you watch this? The one on who Nick? It's
on Netflix now. I think meand my girlfriend watched one of the max
ones Nick and goes Nick and thenthey do his brothers. And then I
also watched the one about the sexualthings with him. No, that's what's
in this document Okay, I thinkOkay, didn't look good for Nick Carterman.
Well, the girl, one ofthe girls was dream she was in

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dream like she's she tells the fullstory. I remember dream of being raped
by Nick Carter what and she wasbasically she agreed to do something. It
was a gate rape from what she'ssaying that she agreed to do some stuff
with him, but she was avirgin and she didn't want to have sex.
And he thought it was her wayof saying like like when she said
no, he's like, oh no, no, like you know what I

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mean. Yeah, So it wasin the bathroom. No, didn't know
no men, no, no men. To her, it did, but
to him, he wasn't picking upwhat she was putting down. It's just
when I hear the you know mein this, you know, sexual assault,
I'm really not big on it,and I'm really like I think all
skinners and reppers should be killed.That's another subject. But you always hear

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the same when these when victims describethe assault and they say when it's happening
to them, they detach, theyclose their eyes and they just picture there's
somewhere else. Yeah, it's alwaysso like heart wrenching to rape is such
a it is hard because it's sucha blurred line of like, as a
female, you feel like, howdo I got myself in this position.

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I agreed to be with that.Like, I've been in situations where I
might have done something or something happenedand I'm like, I don't think I
really wanted to happen, but Ifelt like I was in that position that
I was like pressured to do somethingand you're like, I just want to
get out of it, but youlike feel like you can't, so then
you end up doing what you reallydidn't want to. But that's one instance.
Then the other one is when you'reliterally saying no, stop and they

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keep going all you know what Imean. Yeah, but now you're looking
Carter and it's like you know this. Now he's got a family with kids,
and I don't know. And thenthe interesting really what really was interesting
to me is how after it happened, when she was trying to revive her
career because dream Only really had likelike one or two songs, right they
had she did a duet with him, right, and she said, I'll

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do the duet, but I don'twant to be in the same room as
him. So it was one ofthose things where she recorded in l a
and he recorded, say New Yorkor whatever, and they just laid the
tracks right. Well, they usethat as leverage as to why why would
she like basically saying like, well, they did a song after she sang
it happened. Why would she doa song with him if she was raped
by him? Right right? Yeah, it's weird. So that's what I
did. I watched the Taylor doc. And then I watched the Carter doc.

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What's the Carter one call? It'scalled car Fall of Carter something like
that. Something else I noticed andI want to watch it today. There's
a Mark Wahlberg movie I didn't knowexisted. It's called The Family Plan.
And that's how igh up on theNew List where he's a former ye this
all the time he's called back towork. I spent my whole vacation watching

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Apple TV, so I am presumedinnocent on I haven't watched it yet.
So good. So there's been sick. It's only one episode a week,
but there's six episodes out right now. How many are there? Total?
Going to be eight or ten?I don't even know. My friends are
like raving. So far there's sixof them and everyone's is a new episode,
so there's six of them. Sothat that. I watched Hijack.

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It was a British Show. ThenI watched, Oh, I watched the
the the guys that we had inDennis Lanes Show with a watch that I
hadn't watched, that I hadn't watched. He had a lot of stuff on
it. You know, he's goingto play Chris Farley. Yes, that's
great. So crazy meeting him inperson and then watching him be that guy

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like he's a fucking great actor,because that guy I met is nothing like
that person. Speaking of which,did you see the story over the Vacation
that Polly Shore wants to play RichardSimon? Richard I Richard Simmons was dead
against him. It's already made,the movies made. Yeah, yeah,
but he did not approve of it, Richard. He was way more than
not approving of it. He wastelling everybody, please, do not get

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involved in this project at all,do not watch it. And then I
started watching the last thing he saidto me, which was Jen Garner.
It only came out last year againApple TV. Oh and Kate Beckhamsale is
in a new movie. Really,she must have shot that. Didn't she
get really sick recently? Look reallyfrail? She must have shot them.
I don't keep up with salems weirdcelebrities that he's not real quick on Presumed

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Innocence, Right, So I don'treally know what it's about, per se.
But my friend actually he's married andhe had a thing last year where
they were into a rough patch.He basically cheated on her and she forgave
him and took him back, andso now they've been in bed together for
a year happily whatever worked on it, and they're watching Presumed Innocent, and

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so he's telling me about it andhe's like, it's really hard to watch,
yeah, because it's about cheating.So basically, the lawyer don't give
it away. First of all,it's already been a movie. This is
a remake, okay, well theHarrison Ford movie. Yeah. Yes.
Secondly, the premise is a prosecutor, right, is having affair with another
prosecutor and she gets murdered and they'resaying that he did it, but obviously

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DNA because he was fucking so hewas running, so not he didn't necessarily
Yeah, right, so that's thewhole thing. It's like, well,
obviously this DNA because he was suckingher and the wife and in this I
don't know how in the movie,but In the show, the wife knew
about the first time, and sheforgave him, and then she did it
again and she didn't know, andthat's how she finds out that he was
cheating again with her. This remindsme of the DNA thing with my dad.

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Remember that. Oh yeah, yourdad said don't give your DNA.
So I got I got sentenced upto a bit. I got a year
sentence, right, So I getup to the prison and they had just
passed the law where any convicted felonhad to submit DNA to get put into
a database to solve cold cases.It was a big deal. So I
get up there and my father comesand visits me and he goes, listen,

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do not give your DNA. Igo, really, why? And
he's like, I'm telling you.Anything could happen. He goes, say,
you can get You're in a hotel, you stay the night, you
check out. The next next day, someone else checks in, they kill
somebody, they sweep the room forDNA and they find yours. Now you're
in jail, I'm going to doyeah. So I was like, okay,

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I didn't know. I'm only seventeenyears old. So I refuse and
they're like, you can't refuse.I'm like, well, I'm not doing
it. They go all right,they put me in the hole and they
said, you know you're not comingout, and too I lasted. I
think it was sixty days, mighthave been fifty fifty. Say the hole
in the hole, that's no windows, no, no, no, it's
it's just like a right prison cell. It's not like the like in the

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movies. And finally I gave up. I was like, I'll give it
fine. I had enough. Icouldn't take it, so I submitted my
DNA ready for this. And thenI call my dad and he's like,
well, where have you been?Because you can't call anybody when you're in
the hole. I told him andhe goes, I go put them out,
now, you know, thank god, I almost died in there.
And he goes, you're a fuckingidiot. I told you you're an idiot.

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When my sentence ended, they wouldhave I think, I don't know,
I had another a year to do. Couldn't they just have gone into
your cell when you're at mess Halland take for yourself the whole for a
year, just because you didn't wantto give a sample. Dude, I
met guys in there that did multipleyears in the whole crazy. Yeah,
you go crazy, like in Supermaxwhere El Chapo is you go crazy?

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You're underground. Is he alive he'sin Supermax, still alive. Yeah,
he has no human contacts. He'llnever have human contact for the rest of
his life. Everything it's put througha door that anybody. Yeah. I
think he can call people, buthe doesn't have they bring the phone to
him. I think he has asmall TV. You're gonna leave the cell.
No, he's underground, so there'sno clocks and there's no windows.

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It's like being buried alive. Yeah, you don't know what time it is,
and it's time of the day.How many days have past? When
to go to sleep? Oh mygod? Okay, I'm getting exact.
Stop all right, we're done.We're done anyway. Can we get back
to the Dallas Cowboys? Well that'show we started as well with that really
hard to get to where they are. Yeah. Actually, on Thursday nurs

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Fiona is coming in and Zoe,who's her marketing girl, shall be here.
She was a Patriots cheerleader, sowe can ask her about the process.
Yeah, oh yeah, Zoe.Yeah, And Mikey V's wife.
Well, yeah, Zoe and Kelseyare friends of that really, and they're
friends with Camille Costa Caustic, whichis Gronkowski's Yeah, because Zoe and Kelsey

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morning and Bill Belichick's girlfriend my friend. All Right, we're back, have
a great time. Thank you verymuch. Bill and his beard. We'll talk about