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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Hello, hello, Hello, we are live justin Winnie After
Show Podcast. Welcome everybody. Thank you so much for taking
the time to listen to this podcast, this companion piece,
as we call it. It's the after show. Once the
Billion and Lisa show ends, Winnie and I roll in
here with zero plans, zero things written out or talked about.
(00:20):
We just turned the mics on and we talk, right Winnie, Yes, ma'am,
that's what we do. That's what the after Show is.
I mean, it's just something fun and it's raw and
it's unfiltered. And I want to start with this. When
he we had you know, we were talking about things
that you know your husband and your wife doesn't do
or do, and I gave my shpiel, which I talked
about on the After Show podcast. Yeah, plenty of times.
(00:41):
And it's so funny because we got so many talkbacks
about that topic. I got one in the middle of
it all that I wasn't gonna play on the show,
but I wanted to play on the after show and
I can't find it now. It's like buried in the
talkbacks and it was basically I forget who it was
and they go, yeah, justin if I remember correctly. You
talk talked about this at length and the after Show podcast,
(01:02):
and I think that you said the real reason why
you started doing that stuff was to get some booty.
And I was like the after.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Show Billy and Lisa in the Morning present a behind
the scenes look into Boston's favorite morning show.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's a little too much information, says the after show podcast.
Who appears justin Winny. I'm just kidding, that's not really why.
But that was an added benefit that I found out
and discovered and was really good. But listen, sex and
being intimate with my wife in that way is fantastic,
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but her being happy.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What do you think how many times.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
When you have kids? Whinny? It's it's changes every week.
We have some weeks where it's multiple three, four, five,
and some days, you know, one or two. It just
depends on the kids. Like I feel like I can
answer that. Actually, Okay, Monday through Thursday, I don't really care.
Weekends I care. I feel like the weekend is when
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how often do you have weekday sex? It depends a couple.
Usually we're probably good for three or four. Who initiates, Oh,
that's another good question. So forever it was always me
and that was an issue that I brought up a lot,
and it's a real common thing with women, I think
because I've heard from other people, other women, like other
(02:26):
guys that were complaining about their girlfriend and their wives
not initiating. But since I started doing some laundry and
some dishes, as I talked about, it's been more her, honestly,
So it's pretty good. Yeah, okay, Yeah, I went through
a whole thing like it got really bad last year
where I was convinced that she just was not attracted
to me, that she was done with me, like it
(02:49):
was bad, and I went back to like fifteen year
old justin when she was with my best friend because
I knew were when we were teenagers and my best
friend was the one that got all the girls right,
and so she was with him, didn't even look twice
at me in that way. I was friend zoned. So
I went back to that feeling like less than Yeah,
but it's it's harmo.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm you know, now, I'm my first lesbian relationship and
I'm always used to being with guys.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Right, would they initiate?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Right, so I initiate. I'm an initiate.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I mean, like I like sex, so it's like I've
initiated with men, but now that I'm like with a girl,
I'm like, oh, like should I.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Like, like, do you know who initiates? I would say
my girlfriend is definitely. What's the word I want to use?
How do I say this?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Wait, let me think about it. She is.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Hold on, I can't think about it. Hold on, let's
get ready for this. Hold on.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
My girlfriend is.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know, I don't want to say masculine. And
that's but she definitely.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
She fills the guy role if you were going to
compare to a heater times.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Where I look at her, I'm like, you want to
fuck and she's like yeah, yeah, and then or like
we'll just start making out and then just one thing
leads to another.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
They want to go in the room or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But like that's kind of like I feel like it
with like a guy. A guy would just whip the
stick out. Yeah, And like, obviously sex is different for
us than it was with a guy, so i'd be like, oh, like,
you know what I mean. So it just depends on
how it escalates and do clothes come off or not.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I would assume that last not. I think it was
the weekend before this last one when you were high
the entire weekend on edibles. Yeah, I'm sure that was
a good weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You know what, we didn't have that much sex that weekend, really.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Business stone and sleeping and eating.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Stuff face, but like something like like there's times where
it's like twice a day and then it's like maybe
not because let's in, sex is a lot longer.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh, I was going to ask that. Actually, actually I
was thinking that and I wasn't gonna ask. It's long.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh my god, there's just no end.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Like there's some times where like I want to but
like we just don't have time because I'm like we
have to have.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
To do or like whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Very sensual right there.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I mean, it's a bunch of four play right right
at every level and it's like fun and I love it,
but it takes a lot of time because no one
knows when to stop, Okay, because like the.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Guys yes, because guys, it's one and it's done. It's done. Yeah, Yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We could go for like I mean, I'm not gonna
lie all her hope our hope business out there, but
like forty five minutes is like not even gone now.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Now. On the other end of that, I always feel
like after five ten minutes, I feel like she's thinking,
when is it going to be over? Like not in
a bad way, but she's already done her thing and
gotten what she wants And it's not it's in my head.
I'm like, is she thinking like all right, we are
you gonna wrap this up?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, it's just based off how many times each of
us wants to yes, finish basically, because they could be
literally like I'm not like like the other day we
went and there I think we went in my room
and then like I came out and it was like
fifty five, like fifty minutes later, and it felt like
it was five minutes later.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
This is not quite the.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
More sexual that I thought I was gonna be. But yeah, no,
it's very different. But it's more like what's what I
want to use? Like uh, cohesive or like or like
communal where it's like we like decide beforehand, like oh
you wanna yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Like, yeah, it's different than a man and a woman.
I can I say that.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Because we do have it's spontaneous too, But some of
them like because when her dog's there. We have to
like does the dog watch No, that's why we have
to be like put on air bud like well, like
like so if we're.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Waiting, hold on the dog airbud the.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Movie, Yeah, I should watch Airbud.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The dog watches air Bud. Yeah, oh my god, that's
the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So like we that is different because I've never had
a pet with somebody or like they had a pet
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So I'll be like, oh, like we'll be like so
I'll get it.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Put the I'm gonna put airbut on and she'll be yeah,
and then like because we got it, because the dog
will like want to come, like she'll be she.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Like she's a dog that she likes to be with you.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
If she knows you're in the house right, like she'll
be at your feet like you know what I mean,
Like when I get up to the bathroom and like
kJ sleeps in like nobody's business.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So she knows once winn he's up, we're gonna get fed.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm gonna go for a walk, right, So she'll like
if I want to go back to bed, she'll be
like at me. So like if we're up and about
in the middle of the day, she'll be like at
our feet, you know what I mean. So if we
want to go do something, we had to like distract her.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Right. I remember when I started dating Jen and she
had cats. Yeah, and the first time we got it
on at her house, the cat was watching. I was
so creeped out.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, this guy humped up with and he had a dog,
and she was really Oh, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Not going to say what to say, I can't say it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I think you told me this story. What about something
about a dog and a hook up?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Right, No, remember the trucker.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, with the Netflix on the truck.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He hit a dog.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh yeah, in the truck. Oh, the dog was in
the truck, in the in the in the bunk.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, he was above us, in a bunk.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh my god, sounds No. She was a little she
just sat there.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
She just sat there. She was so sweet and she
was looking at you. No, it's above us.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So he had bunk beds in the truck.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, you have one that because sometimes people do double trucking,
like you have two people when they switch off driving,
so they can get like they can go further because
you know, they don't max out their hours.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
He didn't. He was by himself, but he had a dog.
She was so cute.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
She was like a little like a minute not a
manature pole, but she was a small pipple. She's only
like thirty pounds, and she was above us.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
That felt a little bad.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm like, oh, well, at least the dog wasn't staring
at you.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, I had I have had dog. Like when they
stare it's it's weird. It's weird, it it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah. Well, anyway, Wow, this is quite the after show
today Wednesday. But yeah, we had a really busy show today.
We talked a lot about that topic, so you can
go check that out on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I never warning, may probably should. We only talked about
sex this whole time.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
The best as I gave Billy a story a story
this morning before the show. It was it was the
the Katie Perry one about it's part of this topic
where when Orlando Bloom does the dishes, she basically gives
him a you know what.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh my god. Again another gender role thing.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Huh Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I was thinking about that too.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because like normally, like we were talking about with you
and Jen, it's normal like gender rules where you're like
taking something from the home and like doing it because
normally that was.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Something that you had desitated in your relationship.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, now that again, I'm in a woman relations woman
on a woman loves the relationship.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I still feel like I take that domesticated.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You need to be the quote unquote too.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I just like I don't. I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, And she works more than I do, and she's
like a stressful job.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
As long as you communicate, that's the biggest thing. You know,
you know what she wants. She knows what you want.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh, you do that best girlfriend? Okay, because I might,
I like have that.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I have extra time. As you say, I have nothing
to do, right, I have no So I'm like infamously
I can help you because like I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
But I gave Billy that story and at the top
said n s f W to before Yeah, but he goes,
what's n s f W. I go not safe or
suitable for work? Yeah, and he's like, oh, okay, that's funny.
But no winner in the Serena Carpenter contest secret sounds.
So you think it's gonna go past I think three ten.
I don't think they're gonna get it. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I think it's it's not see we had them ranked
from easy.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
What was this one listed as?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I thought it was the only medium it's hard.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think hard.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
No, I think it's listed it's medium, don't you.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I think it's hard.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I don't remember what it was listed as on that list.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
The best tip that I can give anybody is to
is to look Sabrina Carpenter has like four big songs
that we play on Kiss right Nonsense Express, so feather,
oh yeah, please, please please. You need to if you
want to win these tickets and try to guess the sound,
you need to print out the lyrics to the songs
so that you have them in your brain and then
(11:19):
try to match the sound with the song. That's all.
That's all I'm saying. But they'll do it at three
ten today and then tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
One of them that they have his medium, I think
is way harder than the medium.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, so I mean the game is gonna get even
more crazier. So yeah, tomorrow seven ten and eight ten
will do that, and of course after the billion least
show tomorrow we'll have another after show. Thank you so
much for listening. We appreciate it so much. Have an
awesome day and Winnie go home and do some dishes.