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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi everyone, and welcome after show podcast. It's Tuesday, December,
tenth grade day out there. Winnie is here. She walked
into the studio out of the main studio, you know
the spaceship that she runs, and she comes in and says,
are you ready? I said yes in two minutes, and
then she said, I have to go get my vagina.
(00:20):
Looked at I do so. I mean, you know, there's
things that you don't need to share. I know it's
a medical thing that you do. My wife does it.
Everyone should, Yeah, but you know you don't need to
feel the need to share.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Is there anything wrong?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Is to check out routine, you know, kind of cology appointment.
I haven't really I don't really have a real.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I mean, do you get breast cancer screenings or are
you too? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
See, I think you should start early. Same thing with men,
with you know, colon and that kind of stuff. I
feel like you should start early.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I think I'm still in ten years out from the
early ones. Okay, But I mean I can do it myself.
You can feel for two singers feel my lovely lady
lumps out.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh nice?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And I can check myself on my my guys, I
have lumps on your although my guys are.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Gone now, yeah, but they're still there.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They're very small.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Wait what Yeah, they get smaller, they do. Wait, so
if you get a visectomy, your balls get small.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Not because of a vasectomy, because of yeah bro, Yeah,
but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, but did they golf ball side.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm not going to get into the same of it. No,
But here's the thing. I had never met a girl
that you know, I'm married and stuff, but I've never
met a girl that was.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like, oh my god, I can't wait to be with him.
He has huge balls.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah. No, it creep me out. Actually, honestly, exactly time
I was with a guy I don't remember what this was,
and he had like, oh my god, I can't I
want to throw out thinking about it. He had one.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Giant like he might have had something wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I think there was something wrong. I had never hooked
up with them again. Yeah, and I'd hooked up with
them in the past and I didn't but like it
was one of the things that hooked up with them,
and say, like two years prior, and then I hooked
up with him again and I don't remember. It must
something wants to happen him in between.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, it was disgusting, well to explain to people, because
this is a weird way to start the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I had.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I was suffering from low testosterone, many reasons why, but
so I get testosterone therapy, you know what I mean,
which helps with that. And when you get exogenous testosterone
put into you, your body stops making it, your testicle
stops making it so that that affects the size. Not
to be gross, but it's true. It's just the way
(02:36):
it is, and I've accepted that. That's okay. Actually, when
it's interesting, my cousin who works in he's in the
medical field, but he's very he's super smart, and he
sent me all these articles recently about they're now finding
a direct relation to teenagers, teenage boys who start using
drugs at a young age, like around.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Puberty, which I start using before puberty.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's crazy that you've been doing drugs that long, drunks
that long.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There was a direct relation to a much lower testosterone.
That makes sense, makes sense, right, Just saying anyway, Whennie, Oh,
there was something I wanted to talk about real quick. Oh,
I got a request for me to address what they
were saying about me on jammin I guess they were
(03:24):
talking about me and see what down at JAM and
they love to, you know, put you on blast on
the air.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yep, they do, especially when you have no idea what
they talk. You don't even know why. And then someone
call them sins they talking me on JAM and you're
like what Yeah, And they.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Were just talking about different things that I had shared
with them about my wife and our relationship and stuff.
And I didn't listen to it. But just don't believe
everything you hear what I will say. They were talking
about my wife and a sex. They were talking about
sex with you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, oh, why that's sucked up? I know, right exactly
that stuff that I honestly half the time, I stopped
telling them shit because I stopped. Honestly, I used to
tell them too much. I don't talk to them for
like days on end or months. Sometimes I won't talk
to them for a week device stuff going on in
my life. Yeah, I don't want to talk to them
because you never and then you have to say this
is not for your the air, like because we're friends
with them, right, So then you start talking to them
(04:14):
and you're like fuck, I told them way too much,
and they're like, you're like, it's not for the air.
If you tell no one else knows, I'm gonna fuck
you up. And that's like the only time they might
not say something and you're still not safe.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah. I didn't hear it, so I don't know, but
I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was funny whatever
they said.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
But would your wife be pissed about it?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I mean I don't get into specifics, but you know,
I might share like if we did, you know, had
a good night or whatever, kind of an idea of
what we did.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So I'm sure it was something to do with that.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, it's not just jealous because of his wife.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
The schedule set. Yeah that's true. I think that is true.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
But you know he's fascinated with everyone else's sex life
because his sex life is mundane, Like THEE have sex Wednesday.
Why do I know it's sex schedule? I think it's
Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, they they did a break before where they literally
Santi mainly described me as a sexual deviant. Why I
don't know, and I'm like, I'm not a sexual at
its wife? Yeah, yeah, and not for nothing. But in
this for anyone listening that's been married for a long time.
There comes to its peaks and valleys. When a marriage right,
(05:17):
when it comes to you know, not just intimacy and sex,
but just marriage as a whole, there's peaks and valleys,
and you have to constantly be working on those things
and improving.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Those things and being communicative. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, And we've gone through lows and then we've gone
through high and we're back up.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, we're in a good place.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You could be low at some point, we I could.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, I mean I remember I remember calling Ashley down
the hall. This is several years ago, calling her all
upset because I was convinced that my wife was not
sexually attracted to me.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I remember that time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I was convinced, you know, And turns out it wasn't that.
It was that I was doing nothing around.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
My member for this. She fucked you when you were
four hundred pounds. Yeah, so that's not the problem. Actually
is it almost worse? You know what's funny when you
start to lose weight and look better if things are
not going right in your relationship, you can't blame how
you look anymore, or so on like it's like, so
then you have to look at yourself, look inside, what's
wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes? Yeah, yeah, so what was wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You weren't helping.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Wasn't helping, I was being I was doing nothing. I
was focusing on myself. She was drowning with the kids
doing everything. And then hair I was expecting her to like,
you know, ye put on from me. And you know
it's a lesson in life and a lesson in marriage
that I'm glad I picked up on.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I do everything now, I do so much to the
point where no one can say anything.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I can't say anything good for you. So there's that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, any other plans when he besides your little issue
down there, it's not an issue.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Should today? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Babysitting later?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Ok?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, all right about it? I think how about you.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm not doing much. I'm going to go to the
gym and that's it. Yeah, jingle balls this weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
So I don't think I'm working out today. Actually I
think about it. With my schedule the next two days.
I don't really love our schedule. It's a fun time. Still.
I have my pilates two week trial. It ended. I
have to find a new one.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh yeah, two by Jenna's place was my stretch girl.
She's hurt so far. I know. Her stretch room is
in a pilate studio.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, I know. I went one time. It was to
get stretched by her. It was great.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
But she's going to a Ruba next week, lucky.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh are you jealous?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I am, but I listen. I have a feeling that
Costa Rica I do too.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, are you so excited for your trip?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I am. I'm really excited.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm excited for the vacation obviously, but I'm also kind
of excited because Okay, So Jen's aunt, my wife's aunt's
been a long time listener of Kiss, going back Maddie
to the nineties, right, And in the nineties they used
to do these come along vacation aways all the time,
and they used to take listeners. You could, you know,
you could go on the trip with Maddie and billion everything.
(08:00):
And she went on one to Bermuda with Maddie. Did
say it was She said it was the fucking trip
of a lifetime. She talks about it every time I
see her. Yeah, she like, oh my god, it was
so much fun, you know, And that's what this is, right,
So it's cool. You know, it's cool because we can
all go on vacation together, your listeners, you know, and
we're all a family. You get a week with Justin
and the kids, and hopefully your kids are active, especially
(08:22):
the if you have around a seven year old like mine,
he'll be eight at the time.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is what I'll say about my trip because Justin's
what's the word? You're more, Uh, you're not as unhinged
as I am. A week with me that's gonna be
a fucking party. Like not that, not like you know,
a party, as in like who party is? And like,
I'm gonna probably spill every secret you want to know.
And I'm not just saying that because I want you
(08:46):
to come on the word I know everything about you.
I'm not going to feel much about you. No one
cares about you.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, but we're.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Saying like, I'm gonna have so much I have so
much information inside of me. That is that how you're
going to get people to say, no, I won't put
it because it's fucking Have you seen the pictures of Portugal.
It's fucking beautiful. I know it's gonna be an amazing trip.
All I'm saying is I can't. I'm afraid for what
I'm gonna say on that trip, Like I'm gonna I'm
gonna regret multiple things I say on that trip. I
(09:14):
don't trust myself to go on this trip. But I'm going,
like I'm just saying it's gonna be fun because it's
just literally you get to hang out with us the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You know what, when for anyone that comes to any
family comes on on my trip to Costa Rica in July,
you ask me anything, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I can't. I can't like a week together, Like we're
gonna be a week of hanging out with people. It's
a seven day trip book, Like we're gonna see by
day three we're gonna be besties.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So, like I just feel like it's naturally, you know,
we can't shut up. That's what we do for a living.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We talk.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
We'll be talking and once you get me started and
then justin be like, here's the thing. You know what
really happened? I got you.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So they did a whole speaking of jam and they
did a whole segment on that last week Because I
have a thing where I go, here's the thing, and
I know I do it. I do that to demand attention.
I have this thing about being heard so off in
a row of people. I'll say here's the thing, and
everyone looks at me and I talk.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I did a whole segment on it, and it's so
funny because they told Billy and I after it was done,
and so we went on the air and then wouldn't
even tell you a Lisa.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And during the break we were doing it, I was
doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I was going, here's the thing and looking at Bill,
laughing with get inside joke, and listeners from jam and
that heard that segment. Then turned on kiss when they
went to Commassion and heard it, and then they called
in and asked me and go, oh my god. I
turned on kissing the first thing. Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Do you ever noticed how much material we give them?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I know, like fuck them.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
If you want to book Winnie's trip to Portugal with her,
or you and your family want to come to Costa
Rica in July with me, cruise dash tour dot com,
it's all inclusive. It's the price is everything. It's all
the meals, the hotel, the trip. It's seven nights, eight
days in beautiful coast Rica or Portugal.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's right, So please, we'd love for.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
You to love for you to join us. Yes, and again,
who knows what will come out of our mouths, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And as we come to the end of the year,
I have to get this in Winny, as we come
this weekend, next week, in the next week, next.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Week's our last week.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, yeah, okay, As we come to the end of
the year, we're gonna do as many after shows as
we can. But if there's a day when there's not
an after show, you don't have to dm us. It's
an end of the year thing. We're gonna try. We
have a lot of stuff to record. We're gonna be
off for two weeks, so just give us a break
on that. So anyway, be careful out there. Well, no
tomorrow is gonna be the storm, so just be happy today.
Do a nice bath, by bye.